[Music] [Laughter]
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inspector Logar congratulations on your inspector of the Year award Oh quite an
honor yes I can't think of a thing that could possibly spoil it so this is the
exclusive inspectors Club yes consider yourself privileged as rookie
panic be careful not to put any dempsey matter and clean yourself up men don't
want your mud all over my interior seats [Music]
it was very thoughtful of the commissioner to leave these tickets
fellows on his desk [Music]
it's wearing a tuxedo he told waste makes me thirsty best boy
here best boy you again get out of my way listen till you give me my water
[Music]
keep it let's believe me my good fellow this will be reflected in your tip you
[Applause]
certainly handle bathtub well inspector imagine what he would have done if I'd
asked him for a cocktail we now for some reason Commissioner harried has not
shown up so in his absence inspector I really don't need a role right now but
you are a growing rookie please allow me [Music]
[Music] [Applause]
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this comes as no surprise I am flattered and I encourage all of you to do better
next year what you can't accept the award I'm the
best inspector it's mine then why did you yourself just give it
to me myself Monsieur you are an imbecile a complete fraud I'm a fraud
you are a lousy valid busboy ha ha but disgrace to all inspectors Monsieur you
have cut me to the quick prove it
give me a mystery well here man talents prepares any case and when I crack it
only then will I accept the inspector of the year oh the inspector might I
suggest and if you fail then I will resign from the club and return to my
beloved France distress it very well I challenge you to find the lost continent
of Atlantis except you don't stand a chance and I'll make sure of it
[Music] according to Matthews super-secret MEP
we are right here kanthamma coordinates rookie famiiy
snorkel bird in the lost city of Atlantis and don't Liz it Tim a proof of
purchase seals and I get the official squid master decoder ring first the life
raft can be dangerous to your life if by accident you ever do this
[Music]
these mechanical arms we don't even have to go out and get wit of Zell
[Music]
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inspector there's a mountain up ahead you obviously don't know how to read
radar there's nothing but adventurer squiggly
lands in front of us
[Music] [Laughter]
[Music] [Applause]
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to inspected you found the lost continent of Atlantis impossible I mean
yes of course I did talk about dumb luck but he'll need more than that a win our
little wager
now no one can deny that I am the true inspector
inspector
ah it's the eval a busboy here to admit defeat and beg forgiveness no doubt he's
a bigger man than I thought Oh even brought a gift I have too many as it is
[Music]
[Applause] [Music]
this is the greatest archaeological find ever who cares if the idiot found
Atlantis I'll just bury it again and him worthless
man little peak rookie friend an ancient rubbish can there's a top Peter stuck in
it too bad it would have looked nasty my rumpus room hmm
whoever left it here was an incompetent it's not even properly almond
[Music]
inspector you've not only discovered the lost continent you've brought it back
what oh of course was there ever any doubt once again hey
thank you how thee much deserve head inspector of the Year award and now if
you don't close your eyes I'd like to sing a traditional family sir
[Music]
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give me a cactus on rye you're kidding me
the WIMP special real Aussie man need rocks no once lived for ten days on
nothing but rocks and I moved my tent onto the grass where I was attacked by a
herd of lick less weasels each one holding under the other's tail but I was
saved by the rare pygmy plaid kangaroo
so you're a top boy are you I know they are back like the back of my
hand no memes jack arute Johnny he's dingo we'd like to hire you to take us
good watching city slickers are the most dangerous thing in the outback but I'll
have a go [Music]
jackaroo your tugs are as cockeyed as a square
wheel kicky is techie SPECT in a lot of emergencies never been into the outback
have you called us here we are right this way mates these cheap snot
transportation it's torture this is where the rare Cucuy bird likes to do
lunch Oh everyone here before you can say Bob's your uncle cool more snaps
getting sunburned
just like a birdwatcher I'll keep on the look for the pygmy plant kangaroo catch
that little bugger and we snap away fellas Oh give it some creature yeah
[Music] he's gonna be a network logo he's a
beast that's not a big red ant that's the big red head nothing like a meal
with a boost of flavor
[Music] look sharp now
swamps full of nasty Crocs look a glove tailed fanny who pay dirt who use hiding
now nothing slips past Hickory Johnny [Music]
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[Music] look a South Sydney sapsucker bingo
well Oh Bo wall-eyed coot pygmy flat kangaroo for real beg pardon mate to
take its photo for the kangaroo protection booster right you are
[Music]
whoo-hoo nice move careful with that Japs Kimmy I just want to be friends
sigh cheese all the Bobby get used to these balls you toss in vomit you're
going to tour every Galleria Mall in the world and all thanks to your might the
great Bush guide no worries [Music]
[Laughter] [Music]
[Music] warthog sweet-talk never came in handy
[Music]
now that cats that lying mama
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[Music] ding Cowboys we're a ploy to Easy Street
oh well till we get there with your moist Larry down I'm getting bugs enmity
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music] grab the kind and let's get out of here
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I'll handle this croc [Music]
silly mugs Crocs don't play basketball they can't dribble not in a swamp anyway
this sorta Chavous koala to tease wet health you kangaroo Nappers
[Music]
[Applause]
which guides work is never done
[Music] Kookaburra recite
[Applause]
[Music]
endangered species make wonderful friends
[Music]
see it now see it here a fiendish species straight from the Australian
outback authentic Australian the city sol occurs
[Applause] [Music]
[Music] hey cool shirt mr. Kyle this parrot is
defective with no refunds watch Polly want a cracker
out of my face lady hmm and what's that terrible perfume you've been sulking in
[Music] skates
[Music]
you've been returned four times this week loudmouth you're history
Oh okay I'll say it Polly want a cracker satisfied who's back when you got a
couple hundred Morty's I'm out of here see if I ever tell you where the
treasure is buried did you say treasure oh yeah yeah big chests all shiny and
fancy looking well then let's ramble [Music]
thank you for the rhodanese floor I'm not getting any younger you know and if
I made it so much lighter for you yeah by scarfing half our food hey eating
that's what I do now about that treasure after dinner all that snappings made me
hungry that's why I lose about I know Island mine
[Music]
I'll help you build a fire but I'm allergic to smoke I'm even allergic to
feathers oh I can hardly live with myself oh really
mm-hmm that makes two of us ha ha funny I don't seem to have any food allergies
[Music]
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really remove GABA cuz I love aroma Milan mine oh that must have forgot to
tell you about voodoo man he owns this island
no giant steps right then a baby step left hmm what was it put your left foot
in and shake it all about often it's hard to remember on an empty
stomach lose a little go up hey cheeky breath are you gonna leave us alone or
what holla [Music]
[Applause] little gosh that spunk uh-huh
no sense of humor lots of spunk [Music]
besides firing off lightning cutlery and fireballs anything else you forgot to
tell me about that little guy sorry I've just about had it with all this voodoo
hoodoo that you do I don't know Mom big guy hey chill mask man he's the only one
who knows where to find the treasure
what about treasure talk about having that bloated feeling
[Music]
bird parent and you you at the beach [Music]
[Music]
Hey whoa my that's it phoo
where's my bird nice one
whoo thanks for flushing me out pal I'm
allergic to dust you know ha ha [Music]
oops wrong setting game the set and match
he's a big man the treasure speaking of cake let's say we stop and get something
kicking first wait wait maybe it was a different Island altogether
I'll just jog a few brain cells here now you've done it I'm probably got a
concussion I'm seeing double here all right it's the clock look I know I do
pleasure mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine
[Music]
crackers only Piper mmm some treasure huh
oh you guys want a cracker oh did I mention I know where there's a
lost diamond mine how about the combination to the vault that for now
[Music] a thousand years ago the Vikings looted
countries all over the world there's more than one way to lead a country
within seven ears horns goats send my sunglasses boogie bars
the Vikings pillaged everything in their path
desperate to escape some people went north some people went south and some
people went on vacation hey ho my pink amigo you know you look like you'd be
losing there the red eyes special deluxe vacation cruises maybe the Vegas huh if
you have the cash of course [Music]
you have a layaway plan I guess they had a flyaway plan quit fooling around you
too Eric the Reds gonna be here any minute he's the meanest cruise
Viking and he's my hero that's why I'm giving him free passage
free passage do I hear soft ocean breezes the sound of steel drums Don Ho
[Music]
where's my ship nice horns where are you in the Moose Lodge right down
don't call me bread sure thing carrot top right when you get the bow
hello and now for my vacation cruise hey are
you gonna hey are you gonna keep Eric the Red
standing here all day it's him I'd know those golden horns anywhere Eric the Red
I'm Eric's a hammock de Saron legged and he's Eric Eric Oh Eric with a cape he's
snow Eric the Red he's pink yes but I get red when I hold
my breath he's even redder than I thought
uh-huh bring his lucky give him your bucks lick his boots Eric
you have the run of my ship our bunks run of the ship we'll see about that
yeah tell me bad news negative I can vibe free dangerous pink person
I'll sit for my head
ah mother like high school zip the start off of the congruence he's already
looking for a village to raid he's more vicious than I thought let's
see how vicious he is in the belly of a shark hello sharks I'm Eric I'll be your
waiter yoga Sean may for the hosting is on today we have a pinky gumbo pinky on
a stick and pinky
[Applause] [Music]
[Applause]
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will that be separate check I hope everything's all right Eric well I do
like to be rocked sing me a song do you know in the Navy
[Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
a perfect can your hand ear with a spear than I thought just what every cruise
ship needs aerobics falling pain oh geez the big stir take the I say he loots e
plunders he plays hockey he's more versatile than I ever imagined
before he came we were Vikings now we'll just folks yeah potato
peasants KP clown restaurant Louis definitely a demotion cool that this
could double as a hot tub yuck bouillabaisse uh-huh smells like low
tide in here our honored guest will now show us how to sack pillage and plunder
you do know how to sack don't you sack yeah sure yeah paper or plastic
[Music] [Applause]
I'd love to but I'm on vacation house yeah mr. perfect Viking show us how
oh very dangerous
[Applause]
[Music] I win souls you are not Eric the Red
what can I say the man is quick well at least things can't get any worse right
[Applause]
[Music]
for a villager face I want my golden horns back sure thing big guy
where are you Palace Ike like a Barbary scowl red guy over here
[Music] here red guy here boy call me come back
to the site are you a Viking nobody calls me a pimp
I mean wimp this is far ha ha I'm God
[Music] sorry red guy gotta fuck I said don't
call me with die [Music]
you're red red red go go go red red red guy guy
[Applause] [Music]
[Applause]
at least we got rid of that pink imposter you ring you prepare to meet
Wotan Woden they won't should wear something more formal just give me a
minute knock you were pretty tricky a good night pinky
[Applause]
hey you can't do that yeah jeeps a dirty fighter all new world under construction
to be completed 14 to [Applause]
[Music] [Applause]
1492 these guys could use some help and that's the way it was shut of them
[Music] perfection
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[Music] five hundred campsites on this lake and
I get stuck next to nature boy let's liven this place up
[Music] big ones gotta be mine
[Music]
sorry Nature Boy but elfish Oh supremo belongs to me
[Music]
yo Rocky let's hit it what's up my man today we catch the big
one my soul I'm a little friend gee I wonder who that could be
[Music] once I look out coming through
[Music]
[Music] some men just aren't made to finish
others are just born into it I'll show you how real hairy-chested fishermen
fish first you gotta find activating fish seeking spot then you're gonna
catch them activating nets [Music]
then you gotta fry real sportsman like that's no way to fish fake breath yes to
is not mister it's not [Music]
pointed information mr. Engler the big one just got away
[Music]
no one beats my flashy light master
activating depth charge
[Music] I have not yet begun to fish the trick
to catching the big one is all in the bait yep no fish too big for the roxtor
[Music]
that's no fish it's a skyscraper with fins
[Music]
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isn't there anywhere in the world the monster can get a little pace yeah whoa
I come all the way from Loch Ness to get away from folks like you all I want is a
nice quiet vacation look at the size of that fish point of information that is
the rare and extremely valuable Loch Ness monster hey it should still be
stuffed right the crazy fool is trying to fry me stay calm ma'am I'll take care
of bait breath point of information mr. dangler you're in a bit of a home tell
your cousin she look great stuffed and mounted on my mantel do you
say stuffed don't move a muscle Lonnie [Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
sorry under flooding you can't cause stuff an old Missy she's a national
treasure millions lover so she's worth a bloody
fortune if we bring her in alive so you see boys
Scotland's no fun for me anymore everyone wants to bring me in alive
Scotland where it takes a real man to wear a skirt I'd love to visit day
someday now who could that be new neighbors I don't think so
[Music] I've got you now monster
[Music]
[Music] okay Nessie girl you're free to go
pretty slick huh [Music]
pretty stupid huh
[Music]
I'm tired of being such a good sport about this what do you have to say now
Panther hope he can swim this is gettin embarrassing
[Music]
feel they are muddy think they mate just leave me alone now I'd rather just see
them leave and I know just how to do it [Music]
breathe away one of them skirts then this to painting sorry Rocky you don't
have the legs for a skirt okay kids Gio time have a nice vacation rocky
[Music] scoots my plot there's missing now
full speed ahead cousin dinner
[Music] pasta she is getting away relax
she can outswim us all the way back to Scotland
[Music] I'll addy this is just the kind of pace
in quiet I've been looking for it feels the gong cease I repent with
song [Music]
my singing bothering you lady no no you go right ahead
[Music]
Perfection.
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