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POP! (SQUIRTING TOY) REVIEW [CC] - Duration: 7:04.

[intro music]

Hey guys!

It's Chasey Poo! And I'm back at you with another review!

Today I will be reviewing a product that I've had for months

That I've been waiting to review

And I'm super excited to show you guys

What it looks like.

And as always these videos are

Sponsored by Early2Bed

If you would like to take a look at their website

and look at any of the products I've ever reviewed

please look at the link in the description below

and if you'd like to buy anything

use that link because I get a commission, but you also get a discount with my discount code

This product today I'm going to be reviewing is POP!

With an exclamation point

this product

is really fun, do you wanna know why?

Because its a peen

that squirts!

No? Not excited? no?

I've had this for months and I've been waiting to tell you guys

how amazing this is.

this is from Fun Factory

and it is called

I think it's also called semenette

I believe this was actually used

for like

insemination. Oh by the semenette

thats the company

Its was used for insemination but now

they've created it into more of a sex toy i guess

that you can use.

But I'm going to show you exactly how it works

and we're going to talk about it

and I'll tell you that the colour that I have

is the lightest colour that is available

but this also comes in black,

pink

The colour that I have, and then darker brown.

You ready?!

Here it is!

It is 7" long and 1.65" at it's

thickest

Alright so how does this toy work?

Well first of all, I'm going to let you know,

I'm not a fan of a specific thing with this toy.

It is SUPER dense and SUPER hard.

And if you watch any of my reviews of products that I have been penetrated with or

any of that. I have a big issue with

toys that are too hard and too dense they actually hurt and burn inside

as a toy for me to be penetrated with

this isn't the toy for me.

I can't do it, it actually really hurts me.

But to have sex with someone, its not too bad.

Although, I have,

like I said it's a little dense, not a lot of people like that.

So for that, that was not super great.

But I know that a lot of people like the fuse

and it has the same consistency

as the fuse, like the Ultra and the Foreman.

It's still, it's as hard as that,

So a lot of people like that.

It is very good for anal, if you like to have something hard like that.

So a product like this, would actually be really good for anal.

If you're really into that as well.

So the thing with this toy, is that

even though it is stiff, it still moves a little bit.

So it's not super hard,

Where you can't move it

and it's like a pencil that you can't wiggle around.

and you gotta deal with the exact angle.

If you put this in a harness

and the harness that I would recommend is, the Spare Parts Jock Harness

I'll put the link in the description below

So the ring would go over here,

and because this peen is very hard

it has this area over here that's a little softer

So you can actually move it.

It's not super stiff.

An example of what I'm talking about is like this,

you can't really move this, it's super super hard.

Where as this one, you can move a little more,

You're probably wondering, okay but Chase,

how does it squirt?

You get a tube, right over here

that goes through the peen

and stops right at the tip.

alright

and then, there is a long long part over here

and you're like, okay but do i just cut it? That's too long.

Nuh uh, baby, you want it to be long.

So the reason why it's long, is because on the side over here,

theres a little slit right there, where this will come out

So you see, its not actually that long.

So what you're going to do, you can put water in it,

you can put lube, although you really need liquid lube,

or you can put something that resembles cum

like cornstarch and water.

And then when you're ready, you just squirt it

and it just squirts out.

It sounds really simple, but it's not.

I had a lot of issues the first time that I used it honestly.

Like something got stuck in the peen and it was not fun.

And it is a little bit hard to get water into this, so it does take a little bit of time.

But once the prep is done, it's done.

And you can put it in, and when you're ready to cum and you finish

you really need to hit this thing hard so that the water flies out.

I know that you want a demonstration, and I'm so sorry, but I can't give you that right now

The reason why is because I actually

Put some lube that was gel in there

and I didn't realize how small the hole actually is.

I squeezed this too hard and now it's kind of jammed over here.

Now I put water in it and I was able to move all of the lube out,

if you squeeze it, I don't want to do it because the water just all squirts out the side

Because I jammed it too much, something happed

I think theres lube that's still dried in there

I don't know, but it's not fun.

But when I was using it was really amazing.

Just please, I'm giving you caution

it happened, do not use gel lube.

If you really want to put lube in here,

You can use the super super liquidy gel

I would recommend either using Sliquid or using Slippery Stuff

But the liquid version, not the gel.

Early2bed does not sell the liquid version of Slippery Stuff, they only sell the gel version.

So if you really, if you're on Early2Bed and you want to buy this toy right now

And you're looking for a lube to use that's very liquidy

You- I would recommend using Sliquid H2O

Anyways, overall, would I recommend this toy?

If you are someone that does not like things that are very hard

Being penetrated into their front or their back, no.

I don't recommend this toy for you

Because it will be painful.

If you are someone that would like to penetrate someone

and you've talked to that person and yes, they are okay with something that is very dense and hard

cause really it is like very, very, very hard

then, then, you know, if they're fine with it, then absolutely.

If you're looking for a toy for anal, this is actually not bad for anal

I can use this for anal.

Um, I would not feel comfortable penetrating someone with anal with this

because I feel like it doesn't have enough movement for me

um, to be able to feel comfortable and penetrate someone else

I feel like it would need to be a lot more wiggly for anal.

But that's just my preference in fucking someone else.

I don't know why I used those specific words.

I should've just said having sex with someone else.

That was very vulgar I'm sorry. [laughs]

If you're looking for a toy for you to use to masturbate

because it does squirt out and that might be a visual that some people need

Um, this toy is not that bad for that

but like I said, it is very hard

which I guess can mimic the feel of a cis penis that is erect

which is really good

Um, it is not bad with lube. It feels like a different feeling than it does right now

But you would have to just have the part that sticks out

and when you're ready you just have to squirt it out

So as a masturbation tool it is not bad

I would recommend it for that as well

But I would recommend using it for multiple different things.

Anyways, thank you so much for watching

If you have any questions about this toy or about any of these other toys that I've ever reviewed,

please let me know.

Please take a look at the link in the description below if you'd like to buy this toy.

Use the link, but don't forget to use the discount code so that you can get a little discount.

Thank you so much for watching.

I'll see you guys later.

Have a great day! Bye!

[Outro music] As I roll this dick on my face, it has been on Ash's genitals.

Completely inside you.

Which lips?

[laughs]

[pops] Oh my god

My wiener has been in this.

Squishy

Licking of the butt is amazing.

[sighs]

Why is it that every time I got a goddamn dildo in my fucking hands

I just wanna pretend like I'm on a call that is very important with Amazon?

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This is final part of a 3 part series. Part 1 and 2 are already public on my website and YouTube. Click the cards in the upper right to watch previous videos.

This final part was not expected. We were heading down the mountain to go home.

Things just started heating up.

I figured I would at least try to follow him down.

His 2016 Porsche 911 GT3 RS sounds incredible every time he presses the pedal.

After taking a solid look down this turn, I really wanted to see if I couldn't squeeze a pass in.

The moment I decided I could slip in front of him I took it.

Every pass that I earned on him, I had to be in the power band and follow through with serious confidence.

Old school music to match my old school Yamaha.

It's a 1996 Yamaha YZF600R.

While being in front it was hard to tell if he was close.

I let him pass me as much as possible because I enjoy the hunt and challenge passing him on this shitbox.

Once the road started opening up, I had to seriously press this 600cc sportbike.

It was hard to send this one with confidence knowing it is over 20 years old.

I didn't deserve this pass. He seriously let off. I took him here to give him some confidence to continue pressing it.

He sped up and kept following without a problem.

Gave him the wave ahead here and damn... he took off.

This was one part where I was like oh hell yes >:)

Going over 100 miles per hour around these corners was incredible. He could have lost me here though.

He was drifting away at this point.

Thank god there was lap traffic. At this point I really needed the break hah.

This other rider was seriously pushing it once he saw us on his ass, but still we had no problem staying right behind him. The second he could, he pulled off.

Nothing like having a couple spectators >:)

Coming up was one well earned pass on this 600.

I hit the power band perfectly as my shift sent me in front of him. You can hear his exhaust howling.

Enjoy the preview of next weeks Street Racing Saturday >:) There is much more to come...

Hope you enjoyed this series. Comment below feedback. Thanks again fam.

THANKS FOR WATCHING AND THE SUPPORT. PATREON IS A WAY TO DIRECTLY HELP ME TO CONTINUE TO DO WHAT I LOVE. MOST PEOPLE DO $1 A MONTH. IT ADDS UP. THANK YOU.

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And, baby, just please don't go without me I'm tired of doing it on my own And now I'm stuck here thinking what it could be You and me And, baby, just please don't go without me I'm tired of doing it on my own And now I'm stuck here thinking what it could be You and me

Doing it on my own Doing, doing, doing it on my own Doing, doing, doing it on my own Doing, doing, doing it on my own

And, baby, just please don't go without me I'm tired of doing it on my own And now I'm stuck here thinking what it could be You and me

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My essential journal and art supplies | Demo & Tips! - Duration: 8:23.

Hi everyone, today I want to share with you my essential journaling and art supplies in

a slightly creative way to help you figure out where they can be used in the process

of creating.

I was thinking of including my craft and sewing supplies as well, but I'll save those for

another video if you guys want!

You can find all the links to the products below, some of which aren't exactly the

product but they are good alternatives since I've had some of these supplies for a very long time.

The links below are affiliate links, so if you purchase through them, I'll get a very

small commission, if you do, I just want to thank you so much for supporting my work!

I am going to start with my journals, sketchbooks, and paper.

If you guys have been following me you'll know that I love to DIY my own supplies, the

journals I mainly use were made by me.

I use heavy sketch paper, printed my own dot grid, and put it all together.

You can find the link to my super simple tutorial down below if you want to make one too!

Next I have my daily Pro art sketchbook, it is hardcover and spiral bound which makes

it a good companion when I sit at the park or am working off my lap.

I mainly use this for brainstorming.

So there are a lot of ideas and scribbles here, and they are very random.

The pages are meant for dry media, charcoal, pencils mostly, markers will bleed through,

but that's okay, you can just skip a page, or put something on top of the backside.

For illustrations that I want to finish in a sketchbook I use my Canson Mixed media sketchbook,

which I just bought a few weeks ago.

Again it's hardcover and spiral bound, but the pages are made for dry and wet media.

You can use pencils, charcoal, watercolor, acrylic, anything you want in this one.

But with watercolor, you still can't layer too much or else the pages will start wrinkling.

So for my final watercolor paintings, I am so in love with arches cold press 140lb paper!

It is so expensive and I only buy it when I have a coupon.

Its 100% cotton paper with a very light texture

That off white color gives the painting a subtle elegance and gallery quality look,

so basically it makes your painting look like a million dollars.

It takes watercolor so well and you can layer as much as you want on it and it'll only

have a slight wrinkle.

Now for my measuring tools!

I have three main rulers that I use.

A 12" metal ruler with foam backing, an 18" see through quilting ruler, and a 24"

metal ruler with cork backing.

I use both the metal ones for cutting with my mat knife and self healing cutting

mat for safety reasons because my blades will not cut through the ruler or the mat and cause

an accident.

And its non slip, so I can get a pretty consistent cut line with these.

The 12" ruler is used for smaller projects and then I whip out the longer one for the

larger projects.

These metal rulers are also perfect for deckled edges to create a ripped look especially if

you want it in a specific size.

I use the quilting ruler to create 45 and 90 degree angles and parallel and perpendicular lines.

This is the ruler I love for bullet journaling because I can see through it to the edge of

the page, line it up and produce a perfect perpendicular line.

They are normally in the sewing isle because it is made for quilting but it's just too

perfect not to have.

Moving on to my pencil, there is only one that I consistently use and that is this BIC

lead pencil.

It's a really cheap one that comes in a value pack so i'll never run out of them.

I am using .5 2B lead and it works perfect for my sketches.

In case you hear the terms 2B or HB, that's a reference to the hardness of the lead.

It goes from H which stands for hard to B which stands for black.

The the higher the number with the letter H, the harder and lighter the lead will write.

The higher the number with the letter B, the softer the lead, which produces darker blacker lines.

This is what they would look like on a scale.

And of course you can create a grayscale with only one type of lead, which makes drawing

that much more dynamic.

Harder leads are also harder to erase, especially if you press down too hard leaving an imprint

on the paper.

One most important tip for drawing or sketching is to pay attention to how hard you're pressing.

Keep a light touch so that you can erase your marks easily.

My all time favorite eraser that normally helps, is my faber castell kneaded eraser.

It is made of a putty rubber and is perfect for lightening up pencil strokes and to completely

erase without leaving any dust.

Once you erase an area, knead it until it becomes light grey and you're good to erase again.

If I want a more aggressive eraser, I'll use my tuff stuff pencil eraser.

It's a soft white eraser that helps with details and smaller areas.

They are designed to be softer so that they don't rip the paper but it still works really

well in getting rid of unwanted lines.

If you run out, you can always just get refills for them.

I couldn't find this exact brand online, and when I did, they ended up being $24 a piece

so I found a comparable one that looks almost identical and has great reviews.

This is definitely a must when drawing details.

After I have my pencil sketch done, I can either go in with my watercolors or go in

with my Pigma Microns.

For this piece, I am going in with my microns first and then painting later.

The amazing thing is that the ink will not run when I paint on top, so my lines will

stay exactly how I want it.

I have 6 main sizes that I work with, and lucky for you, they come in a set!

It ranges in size from 005, 01, 02, 03, 05, and 08.

The smaller the number the smaller the tip.

So you can draw very detailed lines or draw bolder lines, it all depends on you.

My most used sizes are 02 and 03, because it's not too thin and not too bold, so right

in between.

I haven't tried any other fineliner brands because I love these so much and they work

so well.

Now that the lines are done, I can move on to my watercolors, I am in love with Reeves.

I used expensive watercolor brands before and the price was not worth it for me.

I have a 24 pack here and they are in little cute tubes with the colors on the outside.

You only need to squeeze a tiny bit on a palette, which I bought at my local craft store for

a few dollars and I can probably paint forever.

A little lasts a long way for these paints.

I highly recommend watercolor paint in a tube because you can use the paint almost like

an acrylic with very little water to produce more solid colors.

You can also layer white on top of colors, even though it's still a little see through,

it works well enough.

And you can mix white with the colors to change the tint, which is really cool!

This set blends really well, layers well, and is budget friendly.

The only thing to watch out for, is that if you leave them sitting too long, make sure

to first squeeze out the tube on a paper towel to get rid of the separation.

Or you can just mix the paint with the separation.

The brushes I am using are made by royal and langnickle.

They are good quality brushes at reasonable prices and range in size from super small

and detailed to brushes for washes or larger areas, so basically all of your painting needs

are covered with these.

My only tip here is to take care of them, wash them after they are used, dry them, and

then make sure the tips are protected.

I got this case from my craft store as well, it's alittle big, but it protects the bristles

from being damaged and that's the whole point.

So, that's it, that is all I use!

I've always wanted to try out copic markers and experiment with washi tape and gel pens,

but I know that I won't use them often enough.

I do have a few prismacolor markers that have lasted me years, but I don't use them very

often either.

If you want bolder and more saturated colors, than markers may be your thing.

But I am so happy with my simple tools and my watercolor set that I want to continue

practicing with them.

Keep in mind guys that you do not need to have everything everyone has to build great

bullet journal layouts or make amazing artwork, be resourceful and creative.

Use what you have as a challenge to yourself and make the most of it.

So if you can't have the markers, the microns, the watercolors, or even a good quality sketchbook,

you can still make great work with a simple 2b pencil and some printer paper or notebook page.

I remember when I was still learning how to draw, and even now when other creators inspire

me so much, I thought that they are great because of the tools they own.

So there was always that want to buy more and more supplies.

But then I realized that they are great because of how they use the tools.

And that takes courage and a lot of practice more so than talent.

So since I love quotes so much, I am going to leave you with a funny but inspirational

one from Andy Warhol, he says: "Don't think about making art, just get it done.

Let everyone else decide if it's good or bad, whether they love it or hate it.

While they are deciding, make even more art."

I hope this inspires you to just make art and not worry too much.

Be sure to follow me on instagram any updates on my shop I have something super exciting

coming up in a few weeks that I am going to share with you.

Thank you so much for watching and have a wonderful day everyone.

Bye!

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POP! (SQUIRTING TOY) REVIEW [CC] - Duration: 7:04.

[intro music]

Hey guys!

It's Chasey Poo! And I'm back at you with another review!

Today I will be reviewing a product that I've had for months

That I've been waiting to review

And I'm super excited to show you guys

What it looks like.

And as always these videos are

Sponsored by Early2Bed

If you would like to take a look at their website

and look at any of the products I've ever reviewed

please look at the link in the description below

and if you'd like to buy anything

use that link because I get a commission, but you also get a discount with my discount code

This product today I'm going to be reviewing is POP!

With an exclamation point

this product

is really fun, do you wanna know why?

Because its a peen

that squirts!

No? Not excited? no?

I've had this for months and I've been waiting to tell you guys

how amazing this is.

this is from Fun Factory

and it is called

I think it's also called semenette

I believe this was actually used

for like

insemination. Oh by the semenette

thats the company

Its was used for insemination but now

they've created it into more of a sex toy i guess

that you can use.

But I'm going to show you exactly how it works

and we're going to talk about it

and I'll tell you that the colour that I have

is the lightest colour that is available

but this also comes in black,

pink

The colour that I have, and then darker brown.

You ready?!

Here it is!

It is 7" long and 1.65" at it's

thickest

Alright so how does this toy work?

Well first of all, I'm going to let you know,

I'm not a fan of a specific thing with this toy.

It is SUPER dense and SUPER hard.

And if you watch any of my reviews of products that I have been penetrated with or

any of that. I have a big issue with

toys that are too hard and too dense they actually hurt and burn inside

as a toy for me to be penetrated with

this isn't the toy for me.

I can't do it, it actually really hurts me.

But to have sex with someone, its not too bad.

Although, I have,

like I said it's a little dense, not a lot of people like that.

So for that, that was not super great.

But I know that a lot of people like the fuse

and it has the same consistency

as the fuse, like the Ultra and the Foreman.

It's still, it's as hard as that,

So a lot of people like that.

It is very good for anal, if you like to have something hard like that.

So a product like this, would actually be really good for anal.

If you're really into that as well.

So the thing with this toy, is that

even though it is stiff, it still moves a little bit.

So it's not super hard,

Where you can't move it

and it's like a pencil that you can't wiggle around.

and you gotta deal with the exact angle.

If you put this in a harness

and the harness that I would recommend is, the Spare Parts Jock Harness

I'll put the link in the description below

So the ring would go over here,

and because this peen is very hard

it has this area over here that's a little softer

So you can actually move it.

It's not super stiff.

An example of what I'm talking about is like this,

you can't really move this, it's super super hard.

Where as this one, you can move a little more,

You're probably wondering, okay but Chase,

how does it squirt?

You get a tube, right over here

that goes through the peen

and stops right at the tip.

alright

and then, there is a long long part over here

and you're like, okay but do i just cut it? That's too long.

Nuh uh, baby, you want it to be long.

So the reason why it's long, is because on the side over here,

theres a little slit right there, where this will come out

So you see, its not actually that long.

So what you're going to do, you can put water in it,

you can put lube, although you really need liquid lube,

or you can put something that resembles cum

like cornstarch and water.

And then when you're ready, you just squirt it

and it just squirts out.

It sounds really simple, but it's not.

I had a lot of issues the first time that I used it honestly.

Like something got stuck in the peen and it was not fun.

And it is a little bit hard to get water into this, so it does take a little bit of time.

But once the prep is done, it's done.

And you can put it in, and when you're ready to cum and you finish

you really need to hit this thing hard so that the water flies out.

I know that you want a demonstration, and I'm so sorry, but I can't give you that right now

The reason why is because I actually

Put some lube that was gel in there

and I didn't realize how small the hole actually is.

I squeezed this too hard and now it's kind of jammed over here.

Now I put water in it and I was able to move all of the lube out,

if you squeeze it, I don't want to do it because the water just all squirts out the side

Because I jammed it too much, something happed

I think theres lube that's still dried in there

I don't know, but it's not fun.

But when I was using it was really amazing.

Just please, I'm giving you caution

it happened, do not use gel lube.

If you really want to put lube in here,

You can use the super super liquidy gel

I would recommend either using Sliquid or using Slippery Stuff

But the liquid version, not the gel.

Early2bed does not sell the liquid version of Slippery Stuff, they only sell the gel version.

So if you really, if you're on Early2Bed and you want to buy this toy right now

And you're looking for a lube to use that's very liquidy

You- I would recommend using Sliquid H2O

Anyways, overall, would I recommend this toy?

If you are someone that does not like things that are very hard

Being penetrated into their front or their back, no.

I don't recommend this toy for you

Because it will be painful.

If you are someone that would like to penetrate someone

and you've talked to that person and yes, they are okay with something that is very dense and hard

cause really it is like very, very, very hard

then, then, you know, if they're fine with it, then absolutely.

If you're looking for a toy for anal, this is actually not bad for anal

I can use this for anal.

Um, I would not feel comfortable penetrating someone with anal with this

because I feel like it doesn't have enough movement for me

um, to be able to feel comfortable and penetrate someone else

I feel like it would need to be a lot more wiggly for anal.

But that's just my preference in fucking someone else.

I don't know why I used those specific words.

I should've just said having sex with someone else.

That was very vulgar I'm sorry. [laughs]

If you're looking for a toy for you to use to masturbate

because it does squirt out and that might be a visual that some people need

Um, this toy is not that bad for that

but like I said, it is very hard

which I guess can mimic the feel of a cis penis that is erect

which is really good

Um, it is not bad with lube. It feels like a different feeling than it does right now

But you would have to just have the part that sticks out

and when you're ready you just have to squirt it out

So as a masturbation tool it is not bad

I would recommend it for that as well

But I would recommend using it for multiple different things.

Anyways, thank you so much for watching

If you have any questions about this toy or about any of these other toys that I've ever reviewed,

please let me know.

Please take a look at the link in the description below if you'd like to buy this toy.

Use the link, but don't forget to use the discount code so that you can get a little discount.

Thank you so much for watching.

I'll see you guys later.

Have a great day! Bye!

[Outro music] As I roll this dick on my face, it has been on Ash's genitals.

Completely inside you.

Which lips?

[laughs]

[pops] Oh my god

My wiener has been in this.

Squishy

Licking of the butt is amazing.

[sighs]

Why is it that every time I got a goddamn dildo in my fucking hands

I just wanna pretend like I'm on a call that is very important with Amazon?

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19 Emojis You Didn't Know Were Wrong! - Duration: 5:10.

19 Emojis You Didn't Know Were Wrong

19.

The Sassy girl emoji- You've probably used this one to express attitude or sassiness.

The girl is iconically represented in the Apple artwork as a girl holding out her hand,

kind of like if she were carrying an invisible tray of drinks.

But instead it has an entirely different meaning, she means information desk person.

It was initially created to represent a person at an information desk helping people with

answers and questions.

18.

The peace sign Emoji- There's a chance you've used this emoji as a peace sign, or to hold

up the number two.

But what it really means is Victory.

This one seems pretty straight forward, but apparently we've all been using this one

wrong.

17.

The "HMPH" emoji- Although it looks like a frustrated, upset expression and looks like

this emoji is about to walk away huffing and puffing.

It's supposed to mean triumph with air coming out of their nose in pride.

Kind of like when you are so proud of yourself and feeling confident.

16.

The praying hands- From the looks of it, it appears that these two hands are in prayer

form, or some people mistake it for two hands high fiving.

It can easily be a debate whether it's a high five or praying hands.

But they are hands pressed together in a Japanese gesture of apology.

But you can use it for either one if you want!

15.

The shocked Emoji- The emoji that has Xs for eyes and its mouth open might be mistaken

for a deceased look, Is actually intended to demonstrate astonishment.

Like your so stunned or surprised about something that your'e eyes can't take it.

14.

The girl with her arms up in the air above her head- It might appear that she's doing

the "A" in the "YMCA, " but it's actually a symbol that means "OK."

This could be a response to your friends about plans you have for later and instead of typing

out the word okay, you can put this emoji instead to make it more fun.

13.

The Japanese Ogre- The red faced emoji that looks like a mask or a devil but what it means

is a Japanese ogre, a monster commonly found in Japanese art and literature.

They are very popular in Japanese art, theatre, and literature.

They usually are portrayed as gigantic creatures with wild hair, sharp claws, and two long

horns coming out of their heads.

12.

The disappointed but relieved face- The face that looks like a crying emoji at first glance,

but if you pay attention to where the water droplet is on the face, you'll notice it's

on the side of the face not under the eye, signifying sweat.

Disappointment and relief, rather than tears.

11.

The Grinning face with smiling eyes- It sort of looks like an impatient cringing face expression

but it's an extremely smiley, incredibly happy emoji.

Emoji exploded with popularity in 2012, mostly thanks to the technology of iOS 6 that allowed

these animated communication characters to be possible today.

10.

The kissy face- This face looks like it's whistling and blushing at the same time.

but it's just another kissy face emoji, one grade below the kissing face with a heart

on its mouth.

It shows flirtation without being over the top and showing that you're in love with someone.

Maybe you can use this to send to your friends or even on a first date.

The savoring delicious food face- The emoji with its tongue hanging out is very commonly

used as a goofy or teasing emoji, but it just means you are enjoying your food!

Use this when you're at a family dinner or telling your friends how good your meal

is!

The Hot Springs- WIthout a doubt this looks like red steam coming from a hot cup of coffee

or tea, but its real meaning means "hot springs."

like a hot springs pool you would find while hiking.

This one can be really misleading and most likely used wrong by almost everyone, but

now you know!

The "Weary Cat" face- This cat's big white eyes and shocked face expression with

its paws on its face looks like it's worried or shocked about something.

But Unicode insists it is actually just a weary cat.

The sleepy face- It seems like this emoji is either crying a single tear or sick.

It's supposed to depict someone sleeping.

In anime, the blue tear is used to show that a character is snoozing, and it makes sense

because emoji originated in Japan.

The shooting star- It apparently looks like a yellow shooting star, but this is a dizzy

emoji, again, since emoji originated in japan and is similar to anime, it's supposed to

look like the stars that circle around a person's head when they fall over or when their heads

start to spin.

A good time to use this would be when you come down with the flu, or your crush is near

you.

The Love Hotel- Most people assume the pink building with an H on the front is a hospital,

but the truth is a lot more scandalous than you think.

In actuality, it was created to mean "love hotel," also known as a hotel where you can

book a room by the hour, check in with your lover and leave shortly after.

Too nervous to play it cool- This is the emoji with a huge smile on it's face and a drop

of sweat on its forehead.

You might think this is used for when you get done at the gym, but it actually means

that you're really nervous about something you're about to do.

For example, if you're heading to a job interview or meet someone for a first date, you can

use this emoji to show your trying to play it cool even though you might be freaking

out on the inside.

Spirit Fingers- Commonly known as spirit fingers or jazz hands, but you're supposed to use

this one when you want to hug it out with someone.

This one is tough to figure out, hugging would probably be the last thing most of us would

use this emoji for.

Open book- The blue open book with writing on the pages, you'd never be able to notice

without zooming in, but the text on the book pages is actually from Apple's famous "Think

Different" ad.

Pretty tricky and clever.

Too bad we can't find out more and turn the page!

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Controversial Scenes In The Book That Were Cut For The Movie - Duration: 5:29.

Movies have to be particularly careful when it comes to adding controversial scenes.

Since everything's right there on the screen, there isn't much left to the imagination.

Books, on the other hand, can get away with a lot more, which is why adapting a book to

film can be tricky business.

So which film adaptations left the most controversial scenes on the cutting room floor?

Let's take a look.

It: Chapter One

Easily the most controversial scene in Stephen King's 1986 novel It takes place after the

Losers' Club defeats the evil entity in the sewers.

When they get lost on the way out, the group's only female, Beverly, comes up with a strange

plan to help unite the group: she'll get busy with them all, one by one.

Immediately afterward, one of the boys remembers how to escape the sewer system.

Unsurprisingly, the scene was entirely dropped for both the 2017 film and the 1990 miniseries.

Screenwriter Gary Dauberman told Entertainment Weekly:

"While it's an important scene, it doesn't define the book in any way…

We know what the intent was of that scene and why he put it in there, and we tried to

accomplish what the intent was in a different way."

Me Before You

The romance film Me Before You had the benefit of being adapted for the big screen by the

novel's author herself, Jojo Moyes…which only makes it more interesting that the film

lacks one rather critical plot point.

In the movie, the female protagonist, Louisa "Lou" Clark is quirky and intelligent, which

is why nobody really understands what keeps her from spreading her wings.

In the book, however, we know exactly what Lou's deal is: in high school, she was assaulted—something

she keeps firmly under wraps.

This critical plot point is used to explain pretty much everything about Lou, from her

weird and overtly conservative sense of style to her offbeat personality.

Moyes claimed they tried to put that scene into the movie, but it simply didn't fit,

saying,

"I worked with the director a long time writing this scene and trying different variations

of it.

It achieves a different weight when you do that in pictorial form.

The more we tried, the more we realized it just skewed the tone of the whole thing.

It was changing the mood of the story."

The Road

Cormac McCarthy's 2006 Pulitzer-winning novel The Road and its 2009 film adaptation tell

the story of a father and son's fight for survival in a post-apocalyptic wasteland where

nearly all organic life has perished.

The film has its fair share of heavy moments, but one particularly disturbing scene was

left by the roadside.

In the book, the pair encounters a group of survivors about to eat a baby—a scene which

was filmed but ultimately discarded.

Director John Hillcoat explained:

"It all works in the book because it's in your head.

When you visualize some of this stuff it just becomes too much."

We'd have to agree with him on that.

Paper Towns

Adapted from John Green's young adult novel of the same name, 2015's mystery dramedy Paper

Towns tells a coming-of-age story about an all-night road trip of revenge.

However, one particular scene from the book was intentionally left out of the film.

In the book, the two main characters, Quentin and Margo, break into SeaWorld at the end

of the night.

However, following the release of the documentary Blackfish—which shone a light on on what

happens to whales in captivity—the screenwriters decided to drop the SeaWorld part completely

and have the characters end their night at Orlando's SunTrust building instead.

Producer Wyck Godfrey explained the change, saying,

"Since [John] wrote the book, the documentary [Blackfish] came out.

I think it's a little less playful to go to SeaWorld now."

Divergent

In order to maintain a financially friendly PG-13 rating, the film adaptation of Veronica

Roth's post-apocalyptic YA novel Divergent had to be toned down in a major way.

But one particularly graphic scene from the book was cut for different reasons altogether.

In the scene, the Dauntless initiate played by Ben Lamb wakes up with a knife in his eyeball.

Director Neil Burger explained that he'd shot the scene, but then decided to leave it out

of the theatrical release because it was "interrupting the flow of the story."

He told CinemaBlend:

"...even though it's a good scene, that's really the art of trying to figure out where

the movie is working and sometimes what's slowing it down is one of your favorite scenes,

and you've got to cut it out."

Gone with the Wind

You can't talk about the history of American cinema without mentioning Gone with the Wind.

Adapting the racially charged novel for the big screen, however, was no easy feat.

As The Atlantic points out, in the book, the central black characters are "content with

slavery, uninterested in freedom."

Author Margaret Mitchell once describes a character as having "the uncomprehending sadness

of a monkey's face."

Even worse, the book calls the Ku Klux Klan a, quote, "tragic necessity."

Obviously, the producers had a hard time remaining faithful to the original story.

Even for the 1930s, some of those scenes were a little too racist.

American Psycho

Mary Harron's film adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis's 1991 bestseller American Psycho doesn't

shy away from disturbing scenes.

We watch the film's protagonist, Patrick Bateman, brutally dispatch multiple people and fill

up a colleague's apartment with bodies.

Still, the film doesn't even touch some of the scenes from the book, which is so disturbing

that The New York Times said it was "understandable" when Simon & Schuster refused to publish it.

It's some pretty messed up stuff, and Harron probably made the right choice when she decided

to keep most of the brutality off the screen… including one horrible chainsaw scene.

On the plus side, at least we got Christian Bale's moonwalking Huey Lewis monologue.

"He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical

sense of humor."

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Reporter Asked Trump About Gun Control, SUDDENLY All Hell Broke Loose.

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Trump then talked about Stephen Willeford, the Sutherland Springs resident confronted

shooter Devin Kelley.

The President said the following, �you might not have had that very brave person who happened

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NFL In Full Panic Over Incredible Revenge Veterans Have Planned For Veteran's Day

Game Sunday.

A massive Facebook group with hundreds of thousands of followers and likes has now called

for a nationwide boycott of the National Football League on Veterans Day Weekend.

The site urges fans around the country to change the channel "in solidarity" with

Americans who respect the national anthem, our flag, and those who served to protect

our rights and freedoms.

The official statement from the site urges people not to watch or listen to NFL games

on November 12 in solidarity with veterans around the country, as football players have

continued to disrespect the national anthem, the American flag, and everything our nation

stands for.

And lastly, it adds that until millionaire football players stop protesting the National

Anthem of the United States the site will be there encouraging patriotic Americans to

boycott the National Football League.

This comes after months of NFL players publicly protesting the performance of the Star-Spangled

Banner during pre-game ceremonies which has caused millions of fed up fans to change the

channel, stop buying NFL merchandise and boycotting their sponsors.

Nation's Restaurant News Reports:

Papa John's sales sacked by NFL ratings plunge

Published reports list the pizza chain among NFL sponsors complaining to the league about

viewership decline NFL ratings are down this season.

That's bad news for the league's sponsors — including Papa John's International

Inc.

These companies are apparently not taking the slide sitting down.

The Louisville-based pizza delivery chain was among a number of NFL sponsors to complain

to the league about the state of viewership, according to the New York Business Journal.

According to the publication, Papa John's told the league that pizza sales during NFL

games have fallen since Sept. 22.

That's when President Donald Trump criticized players kneeling during the national anthem

as a form of protest.

Likewise, ESPN reported today that "nearly all of the league's longtime sponsors,"

including Papa John's, were "rattled."

The company did not respond to a request for comment.

But news that NFL ratings would hurt Papa John's would hardly be surprising.

Indeed, NFL ratings have fallen 5.1 percent through the first seven weeks of the season,

according to Sporting News.

Ratings fell last year, too.

For whatever reason, be it protests or Netflix or too many games, viewers are tuning football

out.

Same-store sales at Buffalo Wild Wings Inc. have seemingly taken a corresponding hit.

The Minneapolis-based chicken wing chain has long advertised to sports fans, football in

particular — to the point that chicken wing prices increase every year during football

season.

Its same-store sales in the quarter ended Sept. 24 declined 2.3 percent at company locations

and 3.2 percent at franchised outlets.

Papa John's same-store sales increased 3.8 percent in the fourth quarter a year ago,

when the company said television ratings for football games declined 8 percent.

But executives said at the time that they felt that ratings decline.

"Given the fact that we have a significant investment into the NFL, an 8 percent rating

does play a small factor in some of our performance," company President Steve Ritchie said in February.

So many elements are potentially playing a role in weak industry sales it's difficult

to keep track of all of them.

But the NFL problem is specific to the few chains that have chosen to use football as

part of their marketing strategy.

Some analysts, including Instinet Analyst Mark Kalinowski and BTIG Analyst Peter Saleh,

have already reduced their sales targets for Papa John's as a result of the ratings weakness.

As it is, both Papa John's and Buffalo Wild Wings in recent years have expanded their

marketing efforts to other sports.

Papa John's, for instance, has a deal with Major League Baseball.

Buffalo Wild Wings is going even further, expanding into brand new sports.

The company has been a pioneering sponsor of esports, or professional gaming.

Earlier this month, the company announced the first partnership with an esports team,

Team Dignitas.

We all know most football players are illiterates who really don't seem to be able to understand

the negative repercussions their actions will have, but the owners should know better.

And because they know better they should say to the players, "You don't stand for the

anthem, you don't play!"

Simple.

And since most of these players only care about their pocketbooks and their egos they

will do what they are told to do.

what do you think about this?

Please Share this news if you are boycotting the NFL.

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An Educated Empath Is A Narcissist's Worst Nightmare: Why A Narcissist Can Never Get Away? - Duration: 2:44.

An Educated Empath Is A Narcissist's Worst Nightmare: Why A Narcissist Can Never Get Away?

Why A Narcissist Can Never Get Away?

When it comes to intelligence in narcissists, empaths and sociopaths,

it might come as surprising but empaths are far superior to their peers.

They maintain a complex relationship with these other two personality types,

who in turn prey on empaths' kindhearted nature.

But you shouldn't feel sorry for the empath, because if they wanted to give narcissists and sociopaths a taste of their

own medicine, they could do it a million times worse.

Narcissists and sociopaths are considered to possess above average intelligence,

but empaths have certain character traits that allow them to always command intellectual superiority over them.

They have a sharp brain, are very grounded, and can explore creative, abstract ideas.

These characteristics give empaths the advantage of having the potential to be a far more skilled manipulator than

narcissists and sociopaths.

The thing is, empaths possess a very strict moral compass, and go through live guided by their values and loving nature.

While sociopaths and narcissists are almost unaware of the consequences their actions have on other people,

empaths go out of their way to not inflict any discomfort on others.

An empath would probably never even think of harming even a narcissist or sociopath,

but it might sometimes be the appropriate course of action to stand up against such abusive behavior.

Counter-manipulation may be the best way to give narcissists and sociopaths a taste of their own medicine,

and it might perhaps lead them to stop their manipulative behavior.

Although abuse is never to be encouraged, empaths shouldn't be afraid of making use of their intellectual and creative

attributes to battle any abuse.

It can be a sort of preventive measure, to ensure that the abuse doesn't turn into habit.

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One Handed Mode (One Handed Mode) on Any Android Phone Without ROOT - Duration: 3:25.

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Hey guys it's me Rahul and today i'm here with a cool little trick that will help you

a lot , if you don't have big hands .

So, you might be familiar with the term one handed mode or reachability in iOS, in this

video i will show you guys how to get that mode or feature on any android smartphone

and the best part is,you don't need root access, and if you do then it is way too easy to set

this thing up.

So what this mode does is , it shrinks down the screen.

basically all the UI elements and apps to the desired size and enabling the user to

use their phone with one hand, because typically a user cannot reach the top corners of the

screen with one hand.

So setting up this without root access needs a PC to execute some ADB commands.

First you need to download " one handed mode " app from the playstore, links are

down below,

Then goto settings→ about phone and tap on build number 7 times until you see a message

stating "you are now a developer."

Go back open developer options and enable USB debugging .

Then connect your phone to your pc using a cable.

And pull down your notification and tap on "USB charging this device" notification.

And change it to transfer files.

So the next step is different for different operating system, so i'm gonna explain how

to do this with windows and if you are using mac or linux machines follow the link in the

description

So on windows you need to download platform tools, then extract the files to your desktop

or anywhere it doesn't really matter.

Then open platform tools folder and then hold down shift and right click in this folder

and Select "Open PowerShell window here" or "Open command window here."which will

open up CMD.

Then type in " adb devices " and hit enter, if no devices are showing , then please update

your phones drivers especially the ADB driver and try again, there will be a link to the

google usb driver in the description as well, so try it out, if your device is not being

detected,

If everything is right, you see a allow USB debugging ? prompt on your phone tap OK

Then re-enter "adb devices " on CMD , hit enter and then copy this code from the description

and paste it onto here and hit enter, if don't see any error, close the CMD , unplug the

phone , then open the one handed mode app and tap on the check mark.

,at the end of the instructions, and you're basically done, you can "turn on" the

one handed mode by tapping here,

you can also set a manual size for the one handed mode, you can decide how much you want

the screen to shrink.

If you pay a little bit you will get a lot of cool and useful features like launcher

shortcut, quick settings toggle and a lot more.

So yeah that's pretty much it.

Hoep you guys liked this video.

If you did give this video a big thumbs up and I'll talk to you guys in my next video.

Goodbye

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Adventure Time with Pink Panther! | 50 Minute Pink Panther (1993) Compilation - Duration: 50:46.

[Music] [Laughter]

[Music]

inspector Logar congratulations on your inspector of the Year award Oh quite an

honor yes I can't think of a thing that could possibly spoil it so this is the

exclusive inspectors Club yes consider yourself privileged as rookie

panic be careful not to put any dempsey matter and clean yourself up men don't

want your mud all over my interior seats [Music]

it was very thoughtful of the commissioner to leave these tickets

fellows on his desk [Music]

it's wearing a tuxedo he told waste makes me thirsty best boy

here best boy you again get out of my way listen till you give me my water

[Music]

keep it let's believe me my good fellow this will be reflected in your tip you

[Applause]

certainly handle bathtub well inspector imagine what he would have done if I'd

asked him for a cocktail we now for some reason Commissioner harried has not

shown up so in his absence inspector I really don't need a role right now but

you are a growing rookie please allow me [Music]

[Music] [Applause]

this comes as no surprise I am flattered and I encourage all of you to do better

next year what you can't accept the award I'm the

best inspector it's mine then why did you yourself just give it

to me myself Monsieur you are an imbecile a complete fraud I'm a fraud

you are a lousy valid busboy ha ha but disgrace to all inspectors Monsieur you

have cut me to the quick prove it

give me a mystery well here man talents prepares any case and when I crack it

only then will I accept the inspector of the year oh the inspector might I

suggest and if you fail then I will resign from the club and return to my

beloved France distress it very well I challenge you to find the lost continent

of Atlantis except you don't stand a chance and I'll make sure of it

[Music] according to Matthews super-secret MEP

we are right here kanthamma coordinates rookie famiiy

snorkel bird in the lost city of Atlantis and don't Liz it Tim a proof of

purchase seals and I get the official squid master decoder ring first the life

raft can be dangerous to your life if by accident you ever do this

[Music]

these mechanical arms we don't even have to go out and get wit of Zell

[Music]

inspector there's a mountain up ahead you obviously don't know how to read

radar there's nothing but adventurer squiggly

lands in front of us

[Music] [Laughter]

[Music] [Applause]

[Music]

to inspected you found the lost continent of Atlantis impossible I mean

yes of course I did talk about dumb luck but he'll need more than that a win our

little wager

now no one can deny that I am the true inspector

inspector

ah it's the eval a busboy here to admit defeat and beg forgiveness no doubt he's

a bigger man than I thought Oh even brought a gift I have too many as it is

[Music]

[Applause] [Music]

this is the greatest archaeological find ever who cares if the idiot found

Atlantis I'll just bury it again and him worthless

man little peak rookie friend an ancient rubbish can there's a top Peter stuck in

it too bad it would have looked nasty my rumpus room hmm

whoever left it here was an incompetent it's not even properly almond

[Music]

inspector you've not only discovered the lost continent you've brought it back

what oh of course was there ever any doubt once again hey

thank you how thee much deserve head inspector of the Year award and now if

you don't close your eyes I'd like to sing a traditional family sir

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Music] [Music]

give me a cactus on rye you're kidding me

the WIMP special real Aussie man need rocks no once lived for ten days on

nothing but rocks and I moved my tent onto the grass where I was attacked by a

herd of lick less weasels each one holding under the other's tail but I was

saved by the rare pygmy plaid kangaroo

so you're a top boy are you I know they are back like the back of my

hand no memes jack arute Johnny he's dingo we'd like to hire you to take us

good watching city slickers are the most dangerous thing in the outback but I'll

have a go [Music]

jackaroo your tugs are as cockeyed as a square

wheel kicky is techie SPECT in a lot of emergencies never been into the outback

have you called us here we are right this way mates these cheap snot

transportation it's torture this is where the rare Cucuy bird likes to do

lunch Oh everyone here before you can say Bob's your uncle cool more snaps

getting sunburned

just like a birdwatcher I'll keep on the look for the pygmy plant kangaroo catch

that little bugger and we snap away fellas Oh give it some creature yeah

[Music] he's gonna be a network logo he's a

beast that's not a big red ant that's the big red head nothing like a meal

with a boost of flavor

[Music] look sharp now

swamps full of nasty Crocs look a glove tailed fanny who pay dirt who use hiding

now nothing slips past Hickory Johnny [Music]

[Music]

[Music] look a South Sydney sapsucker bingo

well Oh Bo wall-eyed coot pygmy flat kangaroo for real beg pardon mate to

take its photo for the kangaroo protection booster right you are

[Music]

whoo-hoo nice move careful with that Japs Kimmy I just want to be friends

sigh cheese all the Bobby get used to these balls you toss in vomit you're

going to tour every Galleria Mall in the world and all thanks to your might the

great Bush guide no worries [Music]

[Laughter] [Music]

[Music] warthog sweet-talk never came in handy

[Music]

now that cats that lying mama

[Music] [Applause]

[Music]

[Music] ding Cowboys we're a ploy to Easy Street

oh well till we get there with your moist Larry down I'm getting bugs enmity

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music] grab the kind and let's get out of here

[Music]

I'll handle this croc [Music]

silly mugs Crocs don't play basketball they can't dribble not in a swamp anyway

this sorta Chavous koala to tease wet health you kangaroo Nappers

[Music]

[Applause]

which guides work is never done

[Music] Kookaburra recite

[Applause]

[Music]

endangered species make wonderful friends

[Music]

see it now see it here a fiendish species straight from the Australian

outback authentic Australian the city sol occurs

[Applause] [Music]

[Music] hey cool shirt mr. Kyle this parrot is

defective with no refunds watch Polly want a cracker

out of my face lady hmm and what's that terrible perfume you've been sulking in

[Music] skates

[Music]

you've been returned four times this week loudmouth you're history

Oh okay I'll say it Polly want a cracker satisfied who's back when you got a

couple hundred Morty's I'm out of here see if I ever tell you where the

treasure is buried did you say treasure oh yeah yeah big chests all shiny and

fancy looking well then let's ramble [Music]

thank you for the rhodanese floor I'm not getting any younger you know and if

I made it so much lighter for you yeah by scarfing half our food hey eating

that's what I do now about that treasure after dinner all that snappings made me

hungry that's why I lose about I know Island mine

[Music]

I'll help you build a fire but I'm allergic to smoke I'm even allergic to

feathers oh I can hardly live with myself oh really

mm-hmm that makes two of us ha ha funny I don't seem to have any food allergies

[Music]

really remove GABA cuz I love aroma Milan mine oh that must have forgot to

tell you about voodoo man he owns this island

no giant steps right then a baby step left hmm what was it put your left foot

in and shake it all about often it's hard to remember on an empty

stomach lose a little go up hey cheeky breath are you gonna leave us alone or

what holla [Music]

[Applause] little gosh that spunk uh-huh

no sense of humor lots of spunk [Music]

besides firing off lightning cutlery and fireballs anything else you forgot to

tell me about that little guy sorry I've just about had it with all this voodoo

hoodoo that you do I don't know Mom big guy hey chill mask man he's the only one

who knows where to find the treasure

what about treasure talk about having that bloated feeling

[Music]

bird parent and you you at the beach [Music]

[Music]

Hey whoa my that's it phoo

where's my bird nice one

whoo thanks for flushing me out pal I'm

allergic to dust you know ha ha [Music]

oops wrong setting game the set and match

he's a big man the treasure speaking of cake let's say we stop and get something

kicking first wait wait maybe it was a different Island altogether

I'll just jog a few brain cells here now you've done it I'm probably got a

concussion I'm seeing double here all right it's the clock look I know I do

pleasure mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine

[Music]

crackers only Piper mmm some treasure huh

oh you guys want a cracker oh did I mention I know where there's a

lost diamond mine how about the combination to the vault that for now

[Music] a thousand years ago the Vikings looted

countries all over the world there's more than one way to lead a country

within seven ears horns goats send my sunglasses boogie bars

the Vikings pillaged everything in their path

desperate to escape some people went north some people went south and some

people went on vacation hey ho my pink amigo you know you look like you'd be

losing there the red eyes special deluxe vacation cruises maybe the Vegas huh if

you have the cash of course [Music]

you have a layaway plan I guess they had a flyaway plan quit fooling around you

too Eric the Reds gonna be here any minute he's the meanest cruise

Viking and he's my hero that's why I'm giving him free passage

free passage do I hear soft ocean breezes the sound of steel drums Don Ho

[Music]

where's my ship nice horns where are you in the Moose Lodge right down

don't call me bread sure thing carrot top right when you get the bow

hello and now for my vacation cruise hey are

you gonna hey are you gonna keep Eric the Red

standing here all day it's him I'd know those golden horns anywhere Eric the Red

I'm Eric's a hammock de Saron legged and he's Eric Eric Oh Eric with a cape he's

snow Eric the Red he's pink yes but I get red when I hold

my breath he's even redder than I thought

uh-huh bring his lucky give him your bucks lick his boots Eric

you have the run of my ship our bunks run of the ship we'll see about that

yeah tell me bad news negative I can vibe free dangerous pink person

I'll sit for my head

ah mother like high school zip the start off of the congruence he's already

looking for a village to raid he's more vicious than I thought let's

see how vicious he is in the belly of a shark hello sharks I'm Eric I'll be your

waiter yoga Sean may for the hosting is on today we have a pinky gumbo pinky on

a stick and pinky

[Applause] [Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

will that be separate check I hope everything's all right Eric well I do

like to be rocked sing me a song do you know in the Navy

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

a perfect can your hand ear with a spear than I thought just what every cruise

ship needs aerobics falling pain oh geez the big stir take the I say he loots e

plunders he plays hockey he's more versatile than I ever imagined

before he came we were Vikings now we'll just folks yeah potato

peasants KP clown restaurant Louis definitely a demotion cool that this

could double as a hot tub yuck bouillabaisse uh-huh smells like low

tide in here our honored guest will now show us how to sack pillage and plunder

you do know how to sack don't you sack yeah sure yeah paper or plastic

[Music] [Applause]

I'd love to but I'm on vacation house yeah mr. perfect Viking show us how

oh very dangerous

[Applause]

[Music] I win souls you are not Eric the Red

what can I say the man is quick well at least things can't get any worse right

[Applause]

[Music]

for a villager face I want my golden horns back sure thing big guy

where are you Palace Ike like a Barbary scowl red guy over here

[Music] here red guy here boy call me come back

to the site are you a Viking nobody calls me a pimp

I mean wimp this is far ha ha I'm God

[Music] sorry red guy gotta fuck I said don't

call me with die [Music]

you're red red red go go go red red red guy guy

[Applause] [Music]

[Applause]

at least we got rid of that pink imposter you ring you prepare to meet

Wotan Woden they won't should wear something more formal just give me a

minute knock you were pretty tricky a good night pinky

[Applause]

hey you can't do that yeah jeeps a dirty fighter all new world under construction

to be completed 14 to [Applause]

[Music] [Applause]

1492 these guys could use some help and that's the way it was shut of them

[Music] perfection

[Music]

[Music] five hundred campsites on this lake and

I get stuck next to nature boy let's liven this place up

[Music] big ones gotta be mine

[Music]

sorry Nature Boy but elfish Oh supremo belongs to me

[Music]

yo Rocky let's hit it what's up my man today we catch the big

one my soul I'm a little friend gee I wonder who that could be

[Music] once I look out coming through

[Music]

[Music] some men just aren't made to finish

others are just born into it I'll show you how real hairy-chested fishermen

fish first you gotta find activating fish seeking spot then you're gonna

catch them activating nets [Music]

then you gotta fry real sportsman like that's no way to fish fake breath yes to

is not mister it's not [Music]

pointed information mr. Engler the big one just got away

[Music]

no one beats my flashy light master

activating depth charge

[Music] I have not yet begun to fish the trick

to catching the big one is all in the bait yep no fish too big for the roxtor

[Music]

that's no fish it's a skyscraper with fins

[Music]

isn't there anywhere in the world the monster can get a little pace yeah whoa

I come all the way from Loch Ness to get away from folks like you all I want is a

nice quiet vacation look at the size of that fish point of information that is

the rare and extremely valuable Loch Ness monster hey it should still be

stuffed right the crazy fool is trying to fry me stay calm ma'am I'll take care

of bait breath point of information mr. dangler you're in a bit of a home tell

your cousin she look great stuffed and mounted on my mantel do you

say stuffed don't move a muscle Lonnie [Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

sorry under flooding you can't cause stuff an old Missy she's a national

treasure millions lover so she's worth a bloody

fortune if we bring her in alive so you see boys

Scotland's no fun for me anymore everyone wants to bring me in alive

Scotland where it takes a real man to wear a skirt I'd love to visit day

someday now who could that be new neighbors I don't think so

[Music] I've got you now monster

[Music]

[Music] okay Nessie girl you're free to go

pretty slick huh [Music]

pretty stupid huh

[Music]

I'm tired of being such a good sport about this what do you have to say now

Panther hope he can swim this is gettin embarrassing

[Music]

feel they are muddy think they mate just leave me alone now I'd rather just see

them leave and I know just how to do it [Music]

breathe away one of them skirts then this to painting sorry Rocky you don't

have the legs for a skirt okay kids Gio time have a nice vacation rocky

[Music] scoots my plot there's missing now

full speed ahead cousin dinner

[Music] pasta she is getting away relax

she can outswim us all the way back to Scotland

[Music] I'll addy this is just the kind of pace

in quiet I've been looking for it feels the gong cease I repent with

song [Music]

my singing bothering you lady no no you go right ahead

[Music]

Perfection.

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