So... Jaworzno, Jawooorzno and... Jawoorzno
and NEXT
AND JAWORZNO
Jaworzno... Do you wanna say something about Jaworzno?
No. Nothing. There's nothing interesiting.
So next
Janów?
OK THEN, NEXT
ŚRODA
OK, let's go: Tghe Bunch of Idiots XD main characters. Say something
The Bunch of Idiots well... there is a group of characters...
The Bunch is made of...
Jaworzno...
*Apple...*
land of mushrooms and... JAWORZNO (polish YT content, sorry XD)
*A LOT LOT OF JAWORZNO*
*Land of mushrooms - CHECKED*
*Starting with the most important characters:*
ŚRODA WIELKOPOLSKA (he's from there)
JANÓW LUBELSKI (she's from there)
Wrocław.
*Wrocław!*
*Wrocław!*
The Bunch of Idiots is made from:
We've got Jaworzno.
No, there's also Krzeszowice
There's...
Środa Wielkopolska
Theeeere's
NOWY SĄCZ
AWWWW /SISies
Wrocław
We always forget somecity while talking about main characters
HMMM, MISTERY WHICH ABOUT
But we already said about Krzeszak
Bełchatów
JANÓW?!
She's Jaworzno's, main character's, WIFE, but we won't tell a word about her XD
We always forget somebody, ALWAYS It doesn't matter who about...
It's never mind... no... no..
So, we've got these 5, 6 characters
*Jaworzno!*
*INHALES*
BLABLABLABLABLABALBALABALBALAABL
He's... Well, the king Kazimierz Wielki....
He is interesiting character, but... NEXT!
So, let's start from the very beggining!
The king Kazimierz Wielki...
Jaworzno is the main character of this beautiful story...
Jaworzno, well.... he is ...
self-absorbed... he is The Source of Energy
He is the main character...
He is EXTREMELY NICE
*FOR WHO?!*
FOR HIMSELF ESPECIALLY FOR HIMSELF
He's very fine
*Młody?*
If you could see what's happening now on the backstage XD
Please, hide this knife, Honey...
He is the city from which this story has started
and the city for which I'm ready to sacrifice all my life
and all my underclothes from a drawer
said too much a little...
The rest of our crew would NOT, but...
Just accept it
She's madman
He is an egoist for sure. /Yea
He's selfish, conceited.. He thinks about himself ALL THE TIME
including also his inhabitants BUT NOBODY ELSE
But overall, he is very talented
And very shaky emotionally
but thanks to it – he can show some empathy to others
and Młody - STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THIS
Jaworzno has a wonderful wife - Janów Lubelski,
who cooks for him a tomato soup everyday XD
Who has very curvy appearance features
And Jaworzno has very curvy opinion of himself
Janów is Jaworzno's wife
and aside from cooking dinner
and being almost housewife,
she's a tough country woman
that she's probably the only one who can knock Jaworzno down a peg and she bring him to heel
She works on field AND
that's all at all
Janów and Jaworzno are the yin-yang couple
Despite of being typical marriage
Here we've got very nice character set, because to be honest
JANÓW'S THE ONE WHO WEARS PANTS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP
Janów does more practical stuff
like bringing up their child, cooking
And Jaworzno is more artistic and he is the sentimental one
Their typical roles are upside down
And from their relationship came forth a child
Well...
In bushes she arosed On THIS floor, like Paweł
Arosed little, charming, chubby Jaśminka!
Not all cities and charcters are fat here, really
*We're trying*
But every which is created with that hand
Ey, seriously.
GOUOMP.
On the whole, Janów, Jaworzno and Jaśmina together
forms one, big and HAPPY FAMILY
For now.
Which someone once took away. By himself. Because he wanted to. He. He. Hehehhe.
Anyway, the world wouldn't get along without this marriage
Totally.
Yes.
Yes.
Who else is there?
NOWY SĄCZ /Yea, Nowy Sącz,
such a puss... *SORT OF COWARD
Stop it, this is very beautiful city from where I have very beautiful memories
and I'm greeting whole Nowy Sącz
I have beautiflu memories too but no as long
Pancake house /Far too long
Nowy Sącz is pretty shy boy,
who is stuttering all the time
and he is like, constantly sitting on the side in case someone could hurt his heart
Generally, Nowy Sącz is very sensitive
Very shy
Anxious... /From early ages of tiny village
And he stutters
May our Nowy Sącz come here and say something like he does?
May he
Our Dubbing Voice in all her glory
I'm r-r-really sorry b-b-but I h-h-have a s-s-small s-s-sugestion,
m-m-maybe...
y-y-you will turn off t-t-this camera and s-s-stop r-r-recording me
I'M SORRY ;____;
Nowy Sącz...
...is friends with Tarnów.
*GASPS*
AND TARNÓW DOESN'T EXIST IN THIS WORLD
YES HE DOES!
*HE WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT!!!!*
He exist in this world, he's kinda freaky, has ADHD
always happy, Polish Hot Spot and so on,
always smiling, he's running in pants, he's...
HE'S RUNNING IN PANTS
*SOMETIMES EVEN WITHOUT*
And he's definetly hyperactive
and nobody can't stand him longer than 5 minutes except for Sącz
Exactly, that's why friend best Tarnów is Sącz. . .
Polish language. Hard language.
Greeting for Mozil Czesław
And he has a blue hat
With red hat-band
And sweatshirt!
And drives...
He's flying to McDrive by HELICOPTER
HE'S FLYING A HELICOPTER
Aaaand only
when there's some serious action in the mountains,
he shows manly side, not boyish
and he's flying to woundeds by helicopter.
And It's of course NOT like female part of the crew gets crazy about him
And Gouomp.
And me.
Yea, right
If he chatted somegirl out, he would...
but wait, he wants to one girl!
Yes, he want to Środa Wielkopolska *snap, snap*
Dollars!
That's another character
Sasuages!
Potatoes!
PYRY! (localism in Wielkopolska, Środa's voivodeship. Means potatoes)
Środa...
She's...
big, charming...
She's big /She's a gossip girl
She's big
and she's big.
She likes talking, gossiping
She's so adorable
She always exchange gossips with Krzeszowice
They go on manicure, some cucumber mask on eyes...
...which she eats after all
But seriously, they're getting along pretty nice, gossips, gossips' portals, stuff
Gossips above all
Yes, gossips are the thing that's binding them
Yes, that's definetly binding them
She's got a sugar factory and she's baking muffins alongside Bełchatów
If you see sugar at your store,
it might be from Środa Wielkopolska.
She likes baking, she likes candy
and she likes one lumberjack!
She should be with Jaworzno!
Well, she believes that /No
Here you have it
Even I don't want it for her.
She's too good for it. He's too good... SHE'S TOO GOOD
She's the city of active people
in spite of her weight
Środa Wielkopolska is a very big
voluptuous
town
of active people
However, she can find common ground with majority of the Bunch
Because it's not hard
Except for Nowy Sącz, who is JUST a friend for her
"How to castrate a man?" version: Środa Wielkopolska
But... they're getting along well
Yeah, they're having nice time together, ESPECIALLY SĄCZ
when she's calling him a friend like a hundredth time
Sącz is willing to do something with it, but
he's too scared to at the time
Maybe he is an introvert...
And now it's WROCŁAW'S TIME
Great.
Wrocław
"Up there high, high in the dark Skytower tower lives the misterious bell-ringer"
He is... /Wrocław is great
Yea, Wrocław is great
Yea, Wrocław has dwarfs
But they aren't included in the Bunch of Idiots
But they are somewhere else. They are in the sewer system. Or in his car trunk.
But shhh
Wrocław is...
...stable...
He is a translator!
That's right, he translates from language of idiots to russian XD
So Bełchatów know what they are talking about
So Eastern Poland can laugh too!
So, he is a translator, he has dwarfs, what else?
Generally, Wrocław is great
Wrocław IS GREAT
That's it, it rises the Bunch of Idiots' level
Yeah, totally. And prestige
If he hadn't joined them, Jaworzno and his friends wouldn't be known at all.
Yea, that's right
He is the only important city in the Bunch of Idiots
The one important? No, the most important city is Jaworzno
Nope.
Wrocław is the only one, who's voivodeship capital
Answer yourelves on your own
What does he bring to the Bunch of Idiots?
Driving license.
That's right, Krzeszak has one, but he's not driving...
WAIT, THAT'S NOT IT
KRZESZAK DOESN'T HAVE /BUT HE DRIVES!
Because it's like it was in GTA XD
In fact, when the Bunch of Idiots make another big worldwide scandal
and Polandwide
Wrocław is the only city who is buddies with Warsaw
and can explain the whole situation
and that's why he is so useful. For that #dreamteam
Yeah. Wrocław is Warsaw's ears and eyes (polish byword)
Eyes?
It's his thing...
Whatever, we keep ours noses out
But yeah, they are friends
Very close friends…
No, I mean they are truly ONLY friends
AND WARSAW *cough* IS NOT *cough* A MERMAID
He is in the Bunch because Jaworzno came to Wrocław once and said:
"Wrocław, wanna be in our bunch?"
Great.
And that's the whole story
He always hang out with them, he always gives a lift when they need it,
he always help them
and he often save the situation and that's Wrocław
Yeah. He is stoic. He is wonderful
and he is ready for some…
ACTION!
Hmm, who did we forget about?
Bełchatów! :)
NO!
Ok, so Krzeszowice :/
Krzeszowice ;/
Jaworzno is friends with a guy named Krzeszowice...
Dey r bezd friendz 5 evur
Krzeszowice is in his emo phase
He is childish, addicted to technology,
has ALWAYS runny nose
The most important thing – he is a spa town
His snots are healing other people. He self-harms.
And he's in love with Warsaw, but
but it is unclear, if it caused by his immature way of thinking like:
'0MG I need some1 to luv 0MG it should b WARSAW <3
cause shes A CAPITAL and shes gr8'
or if it is his true love. Generally, nobody knows...
IT IS his true love!
He is more often in Jaworzno and Janów's house than THEIR OWN CHILD,
than JAŚMINA
It's kinda disturbing
but some people like it
For example - Nat
*UHHHH*
Krzeszowice is Jaworzno's best buddy
and main character owe much to him
Despite the first impression. But that's the truth.
Even tho it seems like Krzeszowice's life is a mess (same for us)
it is just a facade to hide that…
It is truth!
But in fact Krzeszowice and Jaworzno has such a strong bond
even since they were playing in sandpit
They were there for each others when they needed help or when they didn't. No matter what
Even tho Jaworzno always brags about his achievements
he would collapse without his best friend. That's sad :(
I think Jaworzno would collapse without any of his friends
But he doesn't show it
He always talk about…
OK I see that bomb in your eyes!
Tic toc, tic toc!
He is like 'I'll do it on my own! Don't help me! I'm a lone wolf!'
but actually he would be nothing without his friends
What would Jaworzno do without Janów?
What would the World do without Jaworzno?
EYY, The World wouldn't even notice?
The World would be a better place...
There wouldn't be another stupid cartoon
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