Hey guys, it's Annika. Welcome to my Channika.
Today I'm going to be doing
my November Sh*ts and . . .
[muttering] Just gonna go kill myself. One sec.
Today I'm going to be doing
my November Sh*ts and Hits video.
I have a lot more Hits than I do Sh*ts. But . . .
Ugh. I don't know.
I really like doing these videos,
and you guys seem to like watching them,
and I feel like they're super informative, so . . .
The first product that I have been loving,
I think the most this month, is the Tarte Lifted Mascara.
I got a mini version in my Ipsy bag.
I'm pretty sure it was my October Ipsy bag.
In fact, I just ordered a new one
and it finally came in the mail today.
I ordered it along with a pack of makeup removers,
and it came with moisturizing primer and a lipstick.
But I'm gonna put the primer and the lipstick
in a giveaway, because I don't really need
any more primers and lipsticks.
I really wanted this, and I really wanted this.
This retails for $23.
The full size was in a set, and the set was $19,
so . . .
Basically, this is a sweat-proof mascara.
It's mostly designed for a natural look.
It is a really dark brown,
and at first that threw me off so much,
because I was like, "Eww, b--. No thanks."
Because I don't f-- with brown mascara.
Like, no.
But this actually makes your lashes lifted.
I don't curl my lashes because
I'm not a fucking piece of sh--.
But I wouldn't say that my lashes go straight out,
nor would I say that they're curled.
They're like a decent amount,
but this makes them curl.
Makes me look like a bougie b--.
Basically, if you wanna have my eyelashes, then get this,
because I've been wearing this
every single day this month.
I'm just gonna do all my Hits, and then all my Sh*ts,
because I only have three Sh*ts this month.
I need to take a p--.
I just emptied my peanut-sized bladder,
and I'm back and ready to go.
My next hit for the month
is the Anastasia Beverly Hills Sugar Glow Kit.
"So fly, so tight . . ."
I f-ing love this.
This is the reason why I failed No Nut November.
Every time I open this, I bust a nut.
Ready?
Basically, the reason why I love this
more than any of the other glow kits,
is because all the shades work for me.
With the Moonchild Glow Kit,
all the shades work for me,
but they're f-ing ugly. But all these shades work for me.
I have a friend who's a little bit lighter than me,
and "Butterscotch" and "Gumdrop" don't work for her.
But I'd say that if you're my skin tone or above,
this will work well for you.
If you're black, then it's probably not gonna work for you.
No offense. You do you. But I'm just saying . . .
I just threw up in my mouth.
Next, I have been absolutely loving
- hence the reason why it's in my
f-ing Shi*s and Hits video -
dumb f-ing b--. No sh-t, Sherlock.
This is the DERMA E Vitamin C Renewing Moisturizer.
It has probiotics and rooibos,
or however the f-- you say it.
It's a "lightweight radiance boosting moisturizer,
supports collagen health,
helping to improve the appearance of uneven skin tone,
fine lines, and wrinkles."
I disagree with the lightweight thing.
I really only use this at night,
just because I feel like it is a little bit thicker.
It is such a good moisturizer,
and I feel like it really deeply moisturizes my skin.
Moist. Moist.
The only thing that I don't like about this moisturizer
is the way that it smells.
I'm trying to see what it says,
what it's scented as. Oh here it is.
"Absolute and utter a-hole."
It smells like lavender and jasmine,
and I don't f-- with lavender and jasmine.
I'm not bougie like that.
I haven't acquired my nose buds yet to like that,
so right now, it just kind of smells like hairy a-hole.
Um,
yeah.
Next one is the Urban Decay All Nighter Setting Spray.
I have the mini version.
I'm pretty sure Urban Decay said
that they were gonna send me over a full-sized version,
which was super f-ing sweet of them.
For now, I just have the mini size.
I've been using this every day.
My favorite setting spray of all time
is the Urban Decay De-Slick Setting Spray.
But, on a daily basis, I wear concealer,
highlight, mascara, brows, and contour.
And so, I really just put setting spray on my cheeks
to make sure that my cheek makeup stays on.
And I don't want to put De-Slick Setting Spray,
because that's gonna mattify my highlighter,
because I want to be glowing for the gods.
I love her. I love her, don't get me wrong.
But not for an everyday thing.
So I've been using this
on my highlight in my cheek areas,
and it's been making my highlighter last
a pretty long time.
Next, I've been obsessed with 3 ColourPop eyeshadows.
Y'all probably know which ones:
the "Paper Tiger" shade, the "Team Captain" shade,
and "Tea Garden."
I used these in my Olive Green Tutorial,
and I've just been f-ing obsessed with these.
Just these specific ones.
All ColourPop shadows blend the same way,
so it's not like these are a different formula,
but I just really like the colors,
especially for the end of fall going into winter.
Also, can we just talk about my nails?
I got them this green color, and in the bottle
it looked like a really deep olive green,
and I was so excited.
And now I look like a f-ing Venus flytrap.
Like, I actually want to f-ing shoot my head off.
I'm so pissed.
This b-- spent 20 bucks
to look like a Venus f-ing flytrap.
Not here for it.
Next, especially during this time of the year,
I've been loving the Too Faced
Melted Matte Liquid Lipstick
in the shade "Gingerbread Man."
I just really like the color.
The formula, of course, is amazing.
I've talked about Too Faced Liquid Lipsticks before.
My forehead looks so small right now.
Don't you f-ing agree?
Yeah, no. I just really like this deep, burnt, brick red
kind of shade.
It's like a brick red, but it's a little bit more orange.
I'll swatch it for you.
So it's like that. Smells super good.
I just really like the color,
and I think that it works super well for this time of year.
And it has a little gingerbread man on the top.
Oh, did I even say what shade it's in?
It's in the shade "Gingerbread Man." So . . .
F--. I just tried to crack my f-ing knuckles.
I wanna die. Oof.
Let's test out these makeup wipes.
See if they're any good.
They're decent. Oh, they're so oily.
What the f--?
Maracuja Waterproof Eye Makeup Remover Wipes.
Why are they so oily?
I'll give them another shot later, but . . .
I have a few more things
that I've been really enjoying this month.
The first one is the Touch in Sol
Advanced Real "Moist" -ure Foundation,
and I'm in the shade 23, "Natural Beige,"
which is the perfect shade for me,
even though I'm not beige in f-ing anything.
I got this in my Ipsy bag and I'm really surprised
that they matched my shade so well.
But I really like this foundation.
I feel like it gives me a natural finish.
Not too matte, not too dewy.
And I feel like it lasts a decent amount.
I like to use it with a hydrating primer,
just because, during this time of year,
I have more dry skin. But, like, whatever skin you have,
since it's just a natural finish,
you can kind of use whatever primer you want.
And that's what I love about it.
It's so ubiquitous, it works for everybody.
Word of the f-ing day: ubiquitous.
If you don't know it, Google it, b--.
"Ubiquitous" and "moist" are my favorite words,
because they're so fun to say. I love it.
Two more Hits, and then I got my Sh*ts.
The first Hit is the Anastasia Beverly Hills
Clear Brow Gel. I've literally used this to f-ing death.
All the words are gone.
And I have three backups, I'm pretty sure.
I love this sh--.
You guys might not like this,
but it does make your eyebrows kind of crunchy.
But the thing is, I don't really give a f--.
Nobody's coming up to me and petting my eyebrows.
And they don't make your eyebrows look crunchy.
You know, you get all the pros of crunchy eyebrows,
but none of the cons.
Like, it makes your eyebrows stick in place all day,
and I love that. So I like her a lot.
Last product is a brush.
This is the Furless Cosmetics ME3 Brush.
I haven't heard anything about Furless on the Internet,
but I also got this in my Ipsy bag.
I feel like all of these products were Ipsy bag products.
But you know what?
I'll just flush my head down the toilet. It's all good.
What I really like about this brush is that it's like . . .
It's a crease brush, but it's so frickin' tiny.
So it's perfect for outer-corner detailing.
I use it so often,
and I feel like it's perfect for the outer corner.
And I don't know. Like, it's just so good.
And it's cruelty free, and made with synthetic hair.
Hence, the name "Furless."
Now moving on to the Sh*ts,
I only have two Sh*ts this month.
It's just because I haven't really
been trying out products.
As you've noticed, most of these products
were things that I've had for a while.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
First one is the e.l.f. Targeted Natural Glow Stick.
I bought this off of the elf.com website
when they were having a sale
in September or October, I'm pretty sure.
And I wanted to do it for the glossy eyelid stain,
because I heard that it's just, like . . .
It's clear, and it gives a glossy finish.
But it just looks like f-ing sweat.
Let me put it on the middle of my forehead.
It looks like I'm oily. I'm not glowing for the gods,
I just look f-ing oily.
And look . . .
Comes right the f-- off.
I don't know if this is the same for all the other colors,
but . . .
This shade is a bust, not a bust.
See what I did there?
Get it? Because, like . . . p--?
Okay. And then the last products
are the House of Lashes x Sephora Collection Lashes
in the style "Natalia."
I do actually really like the style of these,
and I do kind of enjoy House of Lashes lashes,
but I have this problem
with all of the ones that I've tried:
They poke my eye, and it hurts like a b--.
Like, it doesn't really hurt, but it itches and hurts,
if you know what I mean.
It's so pointy. Like, the band
- is that what it's called? -
the band is really stiff, and so it pokes me right here
and it pokes me in here.
And they're not very comfortable to wear.
So whenever I wear them, I really only end up
wearing them for like an hour or two
before I just want to take them off.
So I don't really usually wear them out.
I just wear them for tutorials and stuff.
If you guys have House of Lashes lashes,
and you have the same problem,
let me know if there's a way to deal with it.
Let me know. But I'm gonna be doing
my full Lash Review and Collection video,
so that'll be coming soon.
So yeah. Those were all the products.
I hope that you guys enjoyed this video.
Sorry it wasn't super funny.
I'm just f-ing trash. Like, what do you expect, honestly?
Like, why do you expect anything more than this?
But, yeah. I hope you guys had a nice day.
Have a good weekend.
Please comment, rate, subscribe, and
keep on . . .
sh--ing.
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