[English] - So Mariana what is the most effective compliment that a guy has ever given you?
[Russian] - For me, it is very important to have a sense of humor.
I will remember forever the guy with humor. It was a couple of years ago,
I don't remember his name but I remember the things he said.
I was in a bikini at the beach laying near this guy, our eyes met a few times over an hour
and then he decided to finally say something to me.
I was expecting a compliment like
[English] You're so beautiful. Can I ask for your number and typical stuff? No!
[Russian] Unfortunately, it turned out like I had expected,
so he said, "girl ...", I turned to look at him and waited for the compliment.
But then he said, "go on, you should work out more on your ass!".
- Всем привет! [English] Welcome back to another episode of
the vodka vodcast with me Conor Clyne this is the Tsar Experience welcome and in
today's episode we're gonna be telling you a lot of stories what happens when
guys come here to Ukraine and hope of finding love with the beautiful girls
I'm here with Marianna you probably recognize Marianna from some of my other videos if
you're watching the travel vlogs and the advice videos you're gonna see plenty of
her here in Odessa in the travel vlogs and so Marianna tell us why
you such an expert in how guys mess up when they come to ... when they come to Odessa?
What are you doing for us here? - I just promise to make you feel happy
and I work like a tour guide and a lot of people coming to me and have the same
problem, have the same questions so we just want to find a perfect girl or girls
- Perfect girl - Or just girls - Girls - Or just girls!
- So with that maybe you should have a toast this is the vodka vodcast so we
need a toast with a glass of vodka to the girls of Odessa! For Ukrainian girls!
To beautiful Ukrainian girls!
Ukrainian girls! - So what I want to do in today is well collapse is episode
give you guys a little bit of like taste for the mistakes that guys make when
they come here like Marianna brings foreigners around here to kind of like
party tours they get to see the nightlife of Odessa they go not
just to Arcadia but also they go and do some cultural things at times yeah
- Come on it's not only nightlife we also live in a beautiful city - Definitely one
of the most beautiful cities in Eastern Europe so what I want you to get out of
this video from watching it is a taste of the things to avoid doing and
hopefully it's going to actually be entertaining for you because a lot of
these guys have done very funny things when Marianna has been bringing them around
here in Odessa, Ukraine. So Marianna give us a good example of like kind of things
that guys have done that are pretty crazy because you're just like bringing
them around showing them giving them a little bit of the Tsar Experience what
it's like to be here in Odessa and how do they sometimes start to behave
that's a big faux pas? Like give us a good example of where - Okay I'm not
doing a typical tour I'm just trying to make people feel like a local this is
my let's see it's my main goal for here for Odessa. - So they feel like
they're in an Odessite - Yeah Odessite and of course we explore local
places we do in like typical beach tour city tour and of course nightlife but
not like a tourist like a local and I am very open with people not like on
camera more open in real life and in a 1/2 hour guys people girls wherever they
feel comfortable with me and they can be honest and they become to be very open
and tell me what exactly they want and what exactly they are looking for in
Odessa. Sometimes of course some deep deep
history but not so often often most of the time it's nightclubs and beach places
and once they become to be very open some time is too much and I hear a
lot of crazy stories and also a lot of crazy propositions my side. - Propositions?
- Oh yeah I mean - Proposition you? Or girls? - In the
beginning first of all me and when it doesn't work with me they're looking for
other options. - Okay so even though yourr their tour
guide they kind of build up this rapport this relationship and then
they go boom this is the girl I want. - In the beginning exactly in the beginning
I'm just a tour guide but when I become to be also very open sometimes people
confuse when you're just friendly or when I am crazy and of course I want to
have sex with you tonight and unfortunately people have a wrong
imagination about me and I hear a lot a lot of crazy things like like example
let's go upstairs and I'm gonna pay you there in the middle of the night this is
my favorite I don't have money with me let's go upstairs.
I'm gonna pay, yes. - So it's an excuse to go upstairs. - Of course. How many times have you have you gone up to
the bedroom the time they don't have money? - Never!
But thanks God still in some point in the last minute oh sorry no you know I
really have I didn't have money and he pay me but he everybody in the end he
just have a little try you know like let's let's maybe maybe meet maybe I'm you'll be
the only one maybe maybe maybe even he has a small chance like 5% in the end he
still try it - Okay so they use it as a ruse right instead of paying you for the
guided the guided tour they kind of tried to create some situation where
they well - I forget something all I feel bad or whatever I'm so drunk a lot of
stupid stories like it cheap even come on guy
if you try something try hard don't use this cheap stuff come up with something
a little bit more sophisticated than my money is upstairs yes yes - You told me
more entertaining stories before this like one guy he offered to pay for your
surgery - Oh yeah we had a conversation with with
one guy and we talk only about tour we agree everything was okay in the next
day he text me hey baby my favorite baby
darling and this pretty disgusting stuff I have a name and he asked me do you
need a visa to do Dubai? And I was little bit lost why and I can invite you for
surgery I said what do you mean for surgery for your boobs and now you can
see I wasn't the wife. - This is pre-operation I'm pretty sure this is before.
You'll see her in a later video with boobs out to here and then you'll know that she went to Dubai.
- Yes and I said why? Are you kidding? And he ... don't worry it's free for you!
- So in addition to the tour and getting paid for it he offered you free
boobs. - Beautiful job! - But in exchange for what? - Well very deep
conversation! - Deep conversation. How deep? How many inches deep was this conversation?
- I don't know yet. I will go to Dubai and I will find out. - So we're waiting to see the results.
- Also one guy was so
nice with me we talked for three hours I saw him like I meet him today and in the
next day he left and he told me in the next what two weeks we chat he asked me
you know I like you you single I am single let's be together I will send you
a ticket to Australia this is guy you've already shown around on a tour exactly
just for three hours I know this guy just for three hours we never had before
and we just have a simple conversation after okay and it was a little bit weird
for me but don't worry I'm gonna pay for ticket let's go to Australia together of
course to get married you know just because you're single I'm single and
after that we should be together doesn't matter that we live with
6 billion people you're single I'm single very logical yes so you've
already been offered boobs ticket to Australia you told me some
other ones about about guy from China he told me my big dream to kiss a Ukrainian
girl oh yes this was good it was amazing
and Wow your dream is not so huge like mine for example but okay he was very short
guy and like okay let's make it happen she kissed my ... - that was my next
question where did he want to kiss you?
and of course I saw okay this poor guy I can make him he's lucky and he kiss my
only my check. - How much did he pay you? - In the beginning it should be free
preposition like a gift like a bonus But in the end he told me you know you made
my dream true now I can give you tips and he pay me $5 so you get five dollars
a kiss just five bucks Marianna. That's a little bit cheap. - Yes it's it like minimum price you know
and we start high five and no maximum price was for also for in
a lot of the website was you know I like you you can be my friend how about 2000
per night. - To be your friend? 2000 UAH or $2,000? $2,000 2000 US dollars to be your
friend of course yeah how many friends you have
Mariana? That's why I don't have any friends. I feel very privileged that we're
friends. This is apparently ... I get to kiss you for free and ... and you're so lucky like it I know
yep okay that's coming this is like you never know because if I don't know your
plan if you wanna maybe to have something here but trust me she's
gonna fuck you yeah yeah in some way. Maybe not the way that you
were expecting. - Yeah exactly all right so these are what the guys
have like done with you and just the reason for these stories are just some
of the things that you know don't work really. - Zero - $2000 she's still not budging
- I'm still without money I am just waiting for higher. - You have the offer $2000 a night
- And it was so simple like you know
come on you're just my friend it just some help for you so my questions was
are you buying your friend? No you're just so nice simple right
it's like to give grivna for babushka on the street. - Ah to give a girl $2000. - I mean I sometimes give
the babushka yeah 20 UAH so you are 1000 times more valuable. - Yes, yes! Also ... what else? What else?
- So you've been just talking about stories where the clients that you bring
around here to show them a bit of what it's like to live like a local that's
what they've done in terms of hitting on you but what have they also done with
other girls that you see that's kind of crazy - It's so disgusting sometimes they told me hey tell
this girl to come here come on you're so stupid you're so lazy you're so fucking
asshole all right. - S0 what's the mistake with that? They should go over there
themselves, right? - Of course yes if a huge problem is they don't speak English
also like me but even worse come on I can help you
with translation but I can't help you to be a man unfortunately. - This country
it's for real man only. - Really only really only men and you're not
accept these vegetables and it was really disgusting because the guy was
nice in the beginning but also when they get drunk they feel like if I have $5 in
my pocket I can buy everything here it's all so disgusting
because we have a lot of guys also from not from everywhere honestly some people
who get drunk they just show you your real face and a lot of people like just
think they have some money and we can do whatever we want if you have some
money also have some should have some brain. - And also apparently Ukrainian
girls are not as cheap as some people are expecting. - Yes exactly exactly if you
think this is like Africa country you you're wrong completely completely and
also one story when a guy coming complete exactly for wife he told me hey
I'm really looking for wife he was from Dallas he was 55 years old and I guess
he still doesn't have idea how even to kiss to girl. - So we're talking about a 55
year old - 50/55 yes and hey listen I need a girl 20/25 years old with higher
education no kids no divorce blonde long long legs beautiful body and he was
looking like he even doesn't have any even five dollars in his pocket
and hey hey wake up wake up exactly in the end I guess it was my first tourist
when he behaved really bad and he behaved like hey you don't have
idea and this can be mine he was really ugly and no culture no etiquette nothing
and just make me angry and this is my was my first tourist who
I really fight and I was ready to slap him but he was little bit afraid in the
end and we just finished our tour and he just disappeared
he was completely set. - Okay so the points to take out of this or that like don't
show up in Ukraine and just think because the economic situation is bad
and there a lot of beautiful women around here that they're suddenly
desperate for you and you're a big well that's a big wallet in some cases but
the perception that you have a big wallet of your you're a foreigner you're
big catch that's not the case here I would actually say that in general being
a foreigner here is a disadvantage versus Ukrainian guys if you take
everything ceteris paribus everything else of equal so you have to come here
and treat people respect have good etiquette like you would have in any
other country to be successful and yeah good manners of course that's why just
say good advocate good matters and what else don't be an idiot
don't beat it I guess is the first and the main just don't be a so simple can
you give examples of when guys actually succeeded any of your tour groups
because they behave differently you know I have a lot of not a lot maybe 30% of
my tourists it's really nice guys most of the hey guys but they're really nice
people and they come back again. - Where your clients form by the way Marianna?
- From everywhere? - Well what are the main nationalities an example of
what kind of guys. - From Europe from every culture yeah from Mexico even from US
from Australia even from New Zealand from South Africa from even from Namibia
I guess yeah yeah. - In general what kind of guys who come on the tour
actually have success with girls? How would you describe the ideal guy who
comes here in the way he behaves and who has success versus whatever kind of
clowns you've been describing you have no success because they act like jerks.
- I am still in touch with guys who get some good chance here yeah and I don't
know about relationship but for sure they met some girls who was they were a
good friends I don't know how it was after
when a tourist finished but for sure guy girls was happy why I like these guys
they funny open and just honest come on if you're looking for sex just
don't need to behave like oh I'm looking for wife I am thinking about family and
typical blah blah blah come on everybody understand you just want to have fun
just just be clear be open some girls also just want to have fun a lot of
- Girls come to Odessa on holiday exactly come on
if you are funny if you have some brain if you can some sense of humor come on
you're gonna be lucky here for sure. - Okay so the keys remember be open funny cool
a little bit, honest, be smart and don't use stupid comment don't use stupid
compliments I hate this but we're gonna talk about this later.
- Yes so this is a precursor although you it actually would be a postcurser
through this stage because this episode of the vodka vodcast is coming out
after the video that we're gonna make just after we cut this episode and it's going
to be in Russian it will have English subtitles of course you get if
you can't figure out how to turn them on google it and how to turn on youtube
subtitles and what are we going to tell what we're giving people seven oh my
gosh I can give you hundred mistakes huge mistakes we're gonna limit to the 7
biggest mistakes that I guess I mean it'll beginning guys doing in the
beginning really it's sometimes you like him so much
and in the one second he can just destroy everything just one of those 7
big mistakes it just kills your entire chances here so we're gonna be giving
you 7 biggest mistakes to make if you're trying to impress a Ukrainian girl here
in Odessa and that's coming up so definitely go
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