Oh Pineapple!
Oh shit, game over!
oh, what's the time?
It's 9 already?
You should have told me
Ok, where? No, not here..
Oh, sorry..
Ankush dada..
Ankush dada..
Sorry, we got late because of me.
Listen, All Rounder Shots is not here..
Its is the name of the venue and we've to go there..
Sorry, Ankush dada.. Don't hit him..
I was playing that Fruit Ninja..
I was a good ninja
Ankush dada, please don't!
Phoenix has given this venue that doesn't mean we misuse it..
I was a fruit ninja and I was playing really well..So..
High score also..
Sorry, It's not his fault
And if you want to hit a goal, there's a Goalkeeper there. Why me?
No, I'll hit you only!
Not because you are late, he is calling me Dada, senior and what not..
So, I'm ragging on him
Ragging is not allowed now. It was possible during Duniyadari, but not now.
Oh, is it?
Now they massage junior's legs..
Oh great, do it.
Of juniors.. Seniors massage juniors legs..
Oh, this has happened? Then it's wrong.
I think enough of these games now..
People are waiting inside and they all have come for you.
Show is in a Pub, if we don't go now they'll throw snacks on us.
Beer is free, so snacks might be free as well..
Yes. Let's go now..
But we'll continue our game later.
I'll bowl, you bat and we'll make him stand as Stumps.
Yeah, it's a good idea.
to make him stand as stumps and then...
So, basically you want to hit me!
Yes
Then directly him me with a ball!
No, not there..in some other place..
I am a good batsman..
Not that batting what you do with girls.. we're talking about cricket.
It's Ok, doesn't matter..
Ankush dada..
Here.. this way..
Ankush dada..
Take us also with you.. It's our show!
It won't look good if we come behind you..
Hello, Hello!
Sorry, I first apologies..
Yeah, that wohoo is good. It's all nice and very encouraging. But sorry..
We got a little late to start
Ankush uncle was enthralled in playing Football, so..
Sorry, Ankush dada..
He was really into the game..
So, it was difficult for us to get him here..
Football fever is high now
People who don't watch also cheer for teams..
that type of..
And for your information, he was a football.. so..
Anyways, but now..
Ankush dada..
Can we sit?
Or we'll all three lie down here..
So, I don't want to sit on your knee..
And we don't want to start pulling your leg in the beginning.. So please, move your legs..
I have an option. Should I tell you?
Say Sorry before we begin.
There's some problem with my mic, but I don't think it will affect our show..
And Ankush dada has given us some place to sit. So let's sit now?
You can, not Nipun. He hasn't said sorry yet.
Say sorry! How egoistic you are.!
But I did not even insult him, why then?
Usually other people insult me here.
And what ego you have? that you look American?
Firstly, British!
And if you can just move a little that side..
I say sorry on your behalf. Sit.
Thank you so much.
Should I also sit?
Sit
I'll take my script
Actually, it would be better if you sit that side..
What happened is, last time we made Sonali sit in middle she insulted us so much
So, we have decided to sit in a group.
Should I sit there then?
Thank you.
Where are you sitting?
I'll sit in middle. I can face everything.
Officially I will introduce everyone.
Game of Thrones references are coming now
From Little Finger
Or Theon Greyjoy
Hello!
I'm Amey Wagh
AKA Theon Greyjoy of Deccan Gymkhana
Nipun Dharmadhikari AKA White Walker of Aundh
And Ankush Chaudhari AKA Ned Stark of Marathi Industry
You want him to die in one season?
Otherwise what will happen to us?
Hashtag Spoilers
I know you all are sitting here finishing your free drinks.
But still, can we have some claps?
Ok..
Ankush dada, we're starting now..
As you know..
I got what you mean by starting it..
This is very casual. So, no problem.
You can say anything to anyone, anyhow..
So, I wanted to ask you..
What's your exact age?
People of your age, we call them 'Chacha Chaudhari".
Whenever we see you, you look young like a college student!
What exactly is your age?
This is the question.
I thought you are answering it..
It's 44 running.
[Ankush sir, Love you]
We didn't fix this
It was a genuine reaction
Who's that Doctor then? Who does Plastic Surgery..?
Nothing, It's just the love of my Audience and I'm here because of them.
This is the real answer.
And fake is: to compete with you guys I have to do this.
In last few years, I also have realized
that I also need to be popular with young girls
And after Amey's entry, I realized that I need to maintain myself.
And the way Amey is going Faster..
From that I got to know.. In coming days, I will be...
But, I don't want to compete with you..
I think, let's go together, have fun together..
But for that I need to maintain myself
Calmly taking one's case is phrase I know..
And I think, It's being used here..
I already mentioned that earlier answer was real.
Whatever I am today is only because of the Audience.
And you heard the made up answer now.
Don't worry, I'm no danger for you.
I got to know that you are also Acting now..
I have had white hair since I was 8.
There's one more question linked to this
When I was in School, your show had come..
Bedhunda Manachya Lahari.. You guys have seen it, right?
After seeing that show I decided to go to College. Otherwise I had no such plans
It was in 2002, and it's 2018.
Still you are in College.
In films
So, You and students of JNU perusing PhD..
..have decided that you will never leave college?
I actually want to say that..
New Actors that have come now, playing college students in Films..
If they are doing it well, then I don't have a problem.
I'm saying, they should do better that I will not get offers..
Suppose, we ask Amey..
You have to do this role of this College guy..
If you are offered a role, you'll do brilliantly
After that, no one will ask me..
For that I need to..
He's been offered such roles..
Yes, right
Still you're getting it..
Yeah, he got offers but he rejected those for films like Aiyaa
I'm not saying Aiyaa is not good, you did those kinds of roles I mean..
I remember those steps also..
It looks so bad in action also..
When you are supposed to play roles of college student.. An innocent boy..
He enters the class, first time 11th standard..
Instead of doing such roles, you...
I wanted to ask you, the last film you did..
what was it's title?
Who's she with now? type..
What's her number?
Does she still look hot?
Any contact of her?
Does she still look good?
Guys, come to the point.
Our show is casual that's Ok, but film titles?
What does she do now?
You won't get it..
It's like your wife is saying it..
That you won't get it.
She's here.. Sorry. But anyways..
What do you have to say on such casual names of the films?
It's simple. We make a film and then we want people to come to the theatres..
When do people come? When they hear such names like BhaDiPa
after that people book their tickets..
That's the reason..
People want good titles..
Even though the titles are long, if they're funny, people crowd.
And when people crowd, they come- even if the names are long.
Titles should be interesting.
Like Baapjanma..
People didn't come for it, but it's Ok..
Title was very interesting.
If you would have kept title like "What does she do in Bapjamna?", then people might have come.
Try it
Ankush dada..
There are many people who call themselves Stars in Marathi industry.
Many young people call themselves Stars..
By doing couple of web series they feel they are Stars now.
They don't get it..
Going to Madh Island for Daily soaps and struggle is different..
But you are a real Super Star in Marathi. You are an actual star.
We got to know this from our research team..
You are one of the highest paid actors in Marathi, is it true?
You won't ask me to pay for Beer for this show, right?
Depends on the figure you say..
Maybe we'll tell people that you'll get 2..
Should I sponsor next 100 shows?
What is the figure?
I work depending on how Producers increase it every film..
Where do you get such Producers who increase your pay?
Are there any such Producers sitting in Audience who increase pay?
There are so many Producers who don't pay even committed amounts!
I still get what I used to get 3 years back.
How much? now you've said it, so tell us..
nothing..
Now tell us.
One sip of beer for everyone type..
And you're done!
Whenever I work I make sure that instead of taking a big amount at once..
How much money does he have?
If that project is good, then only I work..
And while doing it, if he doesn't have enough money..
Then I give them a clear offer,..
Whatever you can pay me now, pay me that..
After your profit, give me whatever percentage from it that you feel..
So, now if you see..
How much do they give on their own will?
I'll tell you its accounts..
If Duniyadari made 25 Cr, then what will be 2-3% of it?
Dagadi Chawl..
Dagadi Chawl made 22 Cr
Double seat made 17-18 Cr..
Classmate made 9 Cr..
Ti Sadhya Kay Karte made something around 24-26 Cr..
So, this is how.. It's convenient for me..
He's happy that he doesn't have to pay me, film won't do good.. but Film runs good.
I think everyone will get beer, I have done some calculations.
So, I want to tell everyone, whoever Producers are watching this show..
Now we know that Ankush Chaudhari takes huge remuneration.
And I want to tell you that what he charges for one film..
I can do 6-7 films in that.
And what remuneration I take, my films doesn't even get that collection, that's a different thing.
I can even get my Tiffin box .
And I like to travel by Bus.
Because I feel, none of other vehicles are as good as Bus.
I mean, It is not possible for you to do all the films in a year..
Should I give you a simple solution to it?
If you want to earn more money..
me too..
Yes, you also..
I want that one at a time.
I want both of you to listen to it.
Don't take it wrong
It's simple.. I do one thing at a time.
Ok, not possible for you.
Second important thing is.. In the beginning..
when I began, few years back..
That time I did One Act Play competitions..
After that I did a Play.
Competitions, then a Play and after that a few years Television Serials.
Now I do only Films.
I don't do this, that I'm doing a play also..
Doing a serial also.. and a film too..
I'm anchoring also,
Whenever I get time in a week I do BhaDiPa also..
Doing a web series also..
And in that also doing something experimental like Dalan also..
If you do one thing at a time, Producers also know that you are giving time for only this
Or you, Writer. When you do anything..
Like how you are doing a Play right now..
Play is coming in this July's first week.. and you are sitting here..
Poor Bharat is rehearsing there..He called me now, when will this end? When will he come?
It's set now.
There also you have lied.
I've set it and come.
..I have some urgent work in Pune.
Yes actually, Sorry Bharat dada..
So, do one thing at a time and you will get good money.
In the beginning also you did one thing at a time? It's our beginning so asked..
Yes, absolutely..
So, when are doing a Play now?
Yeah, you started with Plays but now you are not doing it anymore..
Films are experiencing good days and Theatre is going through a bad phase.. like everyone say this.
So, why are you not doing Plays?
We are curious about it..
I treat films like plays, so I don't do it.
No..
Working on script 3-4 months before the shot..
Shooting that film for 1- 2 months.. then after shoot Dubbing..
After Dubbing for Promotions spending one - one and half months.
How much time you give for promotions, you know it..
How you run behind the clock..
When in one week, on one Friday two films of the same person releases..
At that time how do you manage things?
When did this happpen?
I was in both Muramba and FU.. that time..
Where?
Muramba, FU..I was the hero in both of them..
No?.. Don't know.. Anyway..
nothing else..
I wanted to ask you one more thing..
You have named your son, Prince.
Now you tell me the truth...to feel good about yourself..
Like.. Prince Ankush Chaudhari..
You are dead today..
He's definitely not going home as he came..
I will keep name of my son as Bharatratna or King..
If I have a daughter, I'll name her Padmashree.
You keep this.. Fail..
Your wife is here, did you ask he about Bharatratna?
What do you think? Ok?
No..
One gem that is already there in the house..
Prince Ankush Chaudhari
At least I kept the name so I know it..
But while keeping your name, Nipun..
They knew it when they saw me..
How can they decide that he's Nipun (An Expert)
He's on.
See this, Nipun is born!
It was like..
In first month they got to know?
An some people kept their Surname as Wagh (Tiger)
Whoever is born in the family.. whether it's sheep or a goat.. Surname Tiger!
How is this?
I think I'm better at least.. Now, in front of you, I kept name of my son Prince.
My parent kept my name when they were brushing teeth..
like, what to keep his name? Amey..
There is no thought behind this.
and that time also, when you clear your throat.. Wagh.. we do..
Amey Wagh.. It's like that..
You thought of this now or you already prepared this?
no, don't lie..
Don't lie..
Seriously, It's my old pain..
If name of your close friend is Nipun Dharmadhikari..
And the person is also as heavy as his name.
So, you feel bad.. Your name is small, you are thin..
Your weight is less.. you feel bad..
Break friendship then..
Name is stuck.
You are directly talking about breaking friendship
You are talking about my weight
So..
Ankush dada.. I feel an interesting incident had happened.
When Dagadi Chawl film was released
That time, people showered milk on your cut out.
They did Abhishek and all..
What did you feel after that?
You felt like Prince Ankush Chaudhari or King Ankush Chaudhari?
Or Superstar Ankush Chaudhari?
I felt so great but felt bad that milk was wasted.
Because where the film was released, Bharatmata Theatre..
Lalbaug, Parel where I live..
There are so many problems around that area..
Still they did it to show their love..
I was happy but felt bad because.. ..
AC also cried..
AC is also crying..
I'm also AC.. Ankush Chaudhari.
So, after listening to this answer,
I want to say one thing.. 1.2.3..
It was fun!
You also say it na..
We all say it.. 1,2.3..
It was Fun.
You also say it, 1,2.3..
It was Fun!
Was this something of sponsors?
Our research team has also told us..
Don't you guys do anything?
Just come here and ask questions.. Questions also you are reading.
What's this?
I'm so busy when will I learn questions?!
Oh yes, True
So, our research team had told us..
AC, means Mr. Ankush Chaudhari..
Never
NEVER
uses abusive language.
Is it true?
I also never abuse anyone.
for this area of yours, you use this or what?
I don't use abusive language, I wear a T Shirt directly.
If anyone says anything bad, I just change my Shirt.
What shirts you wear in front of your family?
Let it be.
Did you realize? He's going against you slowly..
Yes
the show is for this only.
Why don't you use abusive language? what is the reason?
When I was a kid..
One drunk man was going..
And my friends were calling him..
Alcoholic.. and abusing him and I also joined them..
I was very young
That time my mother took me to a side and I was beaten up.
That Don't abuse anyone..
Since then I have this..
What my name has, Ankush.. I have control on my tongue..
..that never abuse anyone.
However angry you are, there are other options..
I think those who can they should try not using abusing lannguage..
those who can't..
I should tell aunty..
Why didn't you control him in the childhood?
I think now also she can try..
He also has good friends..
It was good.
What our parents can do, when we got such friends..
Can't help it..
And I've also heard that..
Leaving abuses aside.. because I also don't do it..
You don't get angry also, I've heard.
You don't get angry at all? like me?
Never get angry.
You don't get annoyed, we heard.
I've followed all of your episodes, how many times have you got angry?
They make me do it.
Otherwise I'm a very calm person.
If you throw money on him, he'll do anything.
It's a part of this.
It's just it is yet to throw..
But you never get angry?
No, I do get angry. But only if it's goes beyond extreme..
And my anger is very extreme..so..
And there's one more good habit of yours we know..
It's not necessary that he will do it here..
But whenever we have partied..
You go without telling anyone..
And when we go to pay bill, you already have paid it off..
So, you pay bill and leave.
Even being a Marathi Actor how can you be so generous?
And that you started with Theatre, still you are so good?
I think the problem is with you.
Check it once
Yes, this new lot is..
lot?
So how bad we must be you think..
But, why do you do this?
I like doing it
I go with thought in my mind..
If you have that money..
Then only you go for such parties and with such friends..
90% people here can leave now.
So, we shouldn't go to any party then..
Oh. Is it? Good.
So, Ok.
I like doing it.
And if you just go without telling, that discussion doesn't happen..
Otherwise, I'm leaving, I'm leaving..
What is it great in it? Go, if you want to. Let us enjoy..
So, this is better.. People remember you the next day..
Was Ankush there or not? That's it..
I just don't want party to get disturbed..
Same. Same.
Great. I'm happy that there's someone like me..
So, we'll end this now..
And, every time this happens..
We offer a film..
Guest gets upset on us..and..
But I'm ready to work
Superb. But we are not..
We don't have this agenda today
But I would like to work you. It's fun to work with youngsters.
I would also like, but I don't like insults anymore.
and now, one thing..
Format of the show..
Now both of us, I think.. We'll both work.
This is getting very repetitive.
I'm younger brother, he's elder one. He is ready to do anything..
No, but..
You see this, he's doing it because he wants us to get irritated and leave.
No, Why get irritated on this?
I'm just like you
So many Producers, Directors leave like this.. But I don't let them go.
I go to their house, bow down, go early even before milkman comes.
Even if they come late night, drunk, I request them.
Please give me a role..
One role lease..
Thank you so much.
Don't get angry..
No, I don't.. I told you right.. I'm a calm person.
Amey, you were saying something.. you want to direct something?
Thank you, Thank you..
You please, let me sit next to him.
You spit on me, slap me.. but please go..
I'm not going to get angry..don't worry..
Sit, I'm not leaving with anger..Listen to me..
You beat me!
You give me some work. You also know so many people by now..
I don't like you, I don't have any respect for you.. Beat me up and just go.
Villain of Faster Fene died, right? Take me instead..
You were laughing on him while he was working..
Who? What's his name?
Ankush dada, I don't want to talk to you. If you want to leave, please leave.
Don't control your anger..
Format of the show is getting very repetitive, and I'm not going anywhere..
And in last show we got to know that the format is such that the guest leaves.
Even if he wants to work with us..
These BhaDiPa people.
but I want to work with you, please do't get angry..
It's casual..
You spit on face and leave..
I had decided this in the beginning.. When I come here..
Please don't get angry. You know how furious you are now?
No, I'm cool..
So much anger on your face.. Your face has gone red!
Go if you want to go home, I'm not leaving this couch.
If he wants to get angry and leave, he may.. this is the format of the show.
Why are you getting angry?
Enough now..
I'm ready to work. How many people you're telling this...
What is it?
You want to take this?
Rent was paid until 9 pm only..
Couch.. they are taking the Couch?
Couch.. Take it..
Who got this couch on rent?
You are taking it?
Hey, no... wait..
So, Ankush dada.. It was great meeting you.
So many shows we have done.. first time couch is going instead of a guest.
Click a picture, quick.
Let's have a round of applause for All Rounder Shot and Phoenix Marketcity.
Thank you so much for the venue.
And you have to say.
Like, share and subscribe to BhaDiPa
And I'm a Superstar..
I am.
Next superstar is on my left..
Next Superstars are on my both the sides..
He's again so generous.
I told you, Problem is with you.
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