So, I think by now most of my audience should be aware of Jake Paul
The, Undisputed Champion...
...Of Shopping.
(Jake Paul Shouting) "Walmart!!!"
"Walmart!!!"
"WALMART!!!"
(SkratcheR Shouting) "Tesco!"
"Tesco!"
"Tesco!"
And ever since my boy JP spiked in popularity on this website he's been at rock bottom.
As a matter of fact he's the only person to ever be at rock bottom but dig even further down.
I mean he is the first person to ever like destroy bedrock in Minecraft.
But Recently his brother Logan has gotten himself into a boxing match with KSI
(kissing sphincters indiscriminately) But today we're not here to talk about FIFA Funny Moments.
Nor are we here to talk about the alien from Toy Story three.
No, we're here to talk about the necromancer himself logan Paul's little brother Jake.
see after Logan accepted KSI's call out his little brother got all jealous
and was like "Hey bro can I fight too?" And ksi was all like yeah Innit yeh bruv.
Ye just fight me little brotha yeh. Then Jake was all like oh yay.
Then Jake was accepted a fight against ksi his little brother's Deji, otherwise known as
ComedyShortsGamer
(Deji to Dad in posh English Accent) Help me dad! I'm Dying! And now because Jake Paul is such an alpha male.
His first reaction to this fight was to, well start picking on him and to
try get at him, at Deji but the thing is
I know it's normal in a normal boxing match to do this but it's like, in this situation...
and in this situation alone it's like watching a first-year get bullied by a six-year
you know? I don't see why Jake Paul is exactly bragging, it's like
beating up a disabled child and then bragging that you bet him up you know
it's just not one of those things that people like to do. And what is Jake Paul's
preferred method of bragging? Well it's singing, it's not like, it's not Even singing.
It's making a bunch of noises with your mouth and then calling
it singing, Y'know what? It's not even singing it's like making a bunch of
screaming and squealing noises with your mouth as if you're being choked and
sodomized at the same time, It is like, listening to the world's most disabled
man trying to speak, okay it's not a good experience it's a very sad experience as
a matter of fact.
It's an experience known to make some people cry, and so if you're a weak
hearted person I do not recommend you continue this video as it is about to
get real as we are about to listen to champion by Jake Paul, his most recent song.
(instrumental)
Deji you're a bitch his mouthpiece says. Well, oh holy shit!
Jake Jake Paul beli- you won't believe it, Mike Tyson himself, has a message for you!
(Mike Tyson) "Come here and tell me that I'll F### you in the A-(Donkey) you little Punk White Boy!" Ya Fa-( Bundle of Sticks)
"You can't touch me. You ain't Man enough
"I'll eat your A-(Donkey) live ya bitch."
And of course he's with two children. Because at this point, children are the
only people left who are still impressionable enough to think that
being in a Jake Paul music video is a good thing
(Instrumental)
(Jake Paul Mumbling like a drunk man) "Blood, Sweat Tears yeh."
"Got no fears no."
"It's my time, heart's beating inside now!"
"People tryna stop me."
"Odds are stacked against me."
"Imma show the world that it's better not to diss me."
(T-Dawg Bursts in room!) "HEY, HEY GUYS, GUYS, HALLO!
Oh for F### Sake T Dawg!
"NO GUYS I GOTTA RECORD MA NEW SONG!"
"I GOTTA GET MA NEW SONG OUT!"
it's the new rep stop no it's not yeah this is gonna get really popular work on
you - oh my fucking god
bitch I'm a fucking chappy
HMP
grinding work I do this shit for fun I am I don't exactly know about that
because the whole grinding work part I can understand that being a vlogger can
be stressful I understand that because you have to make every single day of
your life at least somewhat interesting and I can
understand that part of the job but everything else you do is fucking simple
you do not work you it's not like you're breaking your back doing what you do you
know you're not working in some factory from 9:00 to 5:00 getting paid like
seven cents an hour is seven cents seven dollars an hour you know all you do is
record yourself going around every day doing much it you know we are not
editing your own videos you don't write your own songs you don't make your own
beats you don't do any of the technical side of it which is all the difficult
part grow editing is hard you know like doing this commentary part this is the
easy part of the video putting all this stuff together though is the hard part
get making sure my audio sounds ROI is the hard part
but you hire somebody else to do that for you so I don't understand that
statement quite frankly I mean you make it sound like it's hard to run around
being an asshole all day
why do I feel like I've heard this before
now I'm not saying I Ortiz are good songs but I'm just saying it's a funny
coincidence but you never know maybe he's making a parody of the song and the
whole reason his song is so terrible is because he's trying to point out how
terrible que si song was huh that'd be really funny if it was true which it
isn't
I love how in the music video the video is of a kid being bullied but yet at the
same time Jake Paul just looks like the most
generic school bully you've ever seen and oh oh oh oh I'm not surprised you're
a loser this is like how every single look this is how every parent are like
every teacher just just anybody who who has never been bullied up but it's just
the perspective of literally anybody who has never been bullied so oh yes thought
this is how bullying works I mean this boy did this is 13 reasons why level of
inaccuracy you know it's funny in a way where it's actually like an insult to
the people who are actually being bullied in school because it's it's so
much more psychological than that you know it's not just you riilu do your
thing you don't get hanging out with the cool kids
no it's it's much fucking more than that it's people trying to get into your head
it's just her it's hard to explain but yet I'd rather not explain it and have
it be explained in such a dumbass way by the way yet again on another serious
note don't watch searching reasons why and if you are gonna watch it don't
watch it on Netflix watch it illegally okay
I fucking fully condone you watching that show illegally it is such a fucking
insult to mental health and it's disgraceful the fact that they even let
it on Netflix after being a fun fact after being advised by a mental health
institute to not release the show they released the fucking show and then
released the second season don't fuckin watch 13 reasons why and if you are
gonna sit read a piece of shit fucking pirated okay it's an insult a
fucking insult okay very quickly without taking up too much your time I just want
to show something here I'm gonna play two clips from two different TV shows
one being 13 reasons why and I just want you to think to yourself which show
depicts mental health more realistically I know the rumors Hannah you can't know
rumors you can hear them but you can't know them we were friends
how could you betray me like that like what what did I do
is it you and Alex now no how could you even of course not he likes you you like
him I'm the one who's out you know that pissed you off didn't it a little I mean
it made me sad why don't you just tell me maybe I was afraid of something like
this something like what
you needed it to be my fault so it was my fault
just come on you know this doesn't mean anything to what act innocent but I am
innocent I had nothing to do with this Alex did this on his own he just broke
up with me on his own I didn't know he broke up with you
I'll just say this enjoy it coz you will won't you because that's what sluts do
fuck you hey Tanisha Bojack I was thinking about what you
said yeah stop doing that nobody should be thinking about the things that I say
I love Karen but does she complete me Tanisha nobody completes anybody that's
not a real thing maybe you're lucky enough to find someone you can halfway
tolerate you sink your nails in and you don't let go no matter what so what I
should just settle yes thank you exactly settle because otherwise you're
just gonna get older and harder and more alone and you're gonna do everything you
can to fill that hole with friends and your career and meaningless sex but the
hole doesn't get filled and one day you're gonna look around and you're
gonna realize that everybody loves you but nobody likes you and that is the
loneliest feeling in the world
now with all that out of the way let's continue this video
you see this yeah just just no no I refuse to comment it
Snickers now I'd love to be able to see things the way Jake Paul sees things
but sadly I don't think I'm able to shove my head that far up my own ass
one be three people I sleep in the middle to the scribbler
I somehow seriously doubt that maybe not for this kid
but for Jake Paul yes I I do not believe a single word of that well over a
furnace kid though I can probably believe that cuz this kid Steen still
seems pretty young and now is he's probably making a lot of money from this
song you know I just personally hope he knows how to be smart with his money
doesn't make sense for real though why are you censoring
your middle finger I mean you know YouTube read the closed captions right I
got the game in my hand
to be fair this is the only part of the song that is actually somewhat true
because I do know that to an extent Jake Paul does know what he's doing I mean to
be fair he should just be glad that he's even getting into this box and flow I
mean after the whole suicide forest incident you know boat Logan and Jake
they were on gnome they were on like dialysis you know they were on life
support and ksi after he called him out at the end of his foot I mean he pretty
much saved their lives you know but I think Jake knows that this is only
temporary and he's probably gonna be gone after this yeah who knows maybe
they'll get into some more controversy but I'm pretty sure Jake Paul is gonna
fade out of popularity after this box and much this is gonna kind of at least
I think this is probably gonna be his last claim to fame you know Jake is
gonna be roid in that cash car until he drives into a ditch that's one thing I
know for sure
trust me Casas tactic
Snickers bitch I'm fuckin chappy Oh in general dope is this song good no is
this song bad no I think everybody under some did a really great job
the cameraman did a great job the editor did a great job and definitely the sound
producer they did a great job as a matter of fact the only person who I
think didn't do really that good of a job with some was the vocalist and that
guy I thought he was doing all the dancing in the video he wasn't really
that good but everything else seemed really up to par okay but jokes aside do
I hate Jay Paul no do I like Jake Paul no I think he's not good in general you
know he's just tipping on the bad side of the scale he's not good for you too
he's just not good for the community in general but I don't hate the guy because
he hasn't really done anything in particular to make me want to you know
actively go out and hate him anyways as I said in the title my predictions for
the fight I'm probably not gonna watch the fight live now I'm probably just
gonna keep up with the results I think scarce is gonna beat raka raka
because of course he is I think that Logan is gonna be ksi but I I notice is
very unpopular but I also think that DG is going to be Jake I know it's kind of
weird I'm switching it around but I do think digi has a good chance of beating
Jake in the fight I don't know why but it's just my good my god tells me that
and you know a Teddy Atlas one of the boxing greats he always said you know
your guts telling you something for a reason
but we can only wait and see and who knows there's a whole the whole thing is
probably rigged anyway but you had a much lighter note thanks for watching
this video and um I know I hit on a few uh a few riders sensitive subjects
during this video and i know i sweared like a motherfucker that's that's just
because I'm Irish and I just I couldn't care less to sway it to them censoring
myself cuz this isn't really as important to the video this isn't really
like a main video around dunnison make them for the fun of it Jim
if you liked what I made well there is a like button and if you
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and yeah with all that out of the way I hope you enjoyed I'll see you next
Wednesday or whenever I upload at this point
Wednesday or Thursday possibly Friday but hopefully not also you might be
wondering when is this fight well asked edgy because trust me he knows yeah
bye-bye work always 25th Manchester whistle interview that August maybe 1500
and all this money fit almost any 5th August wafer who's gonna be the best it
really was all baloney
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