Annelise: Hello everybody.
Welcome to Gracie's vlog, which is an ugly vlog.
Caitlin: You guys are being mean to Gracie.
Grace: You gotta what you gotta do!
Caitlin: You should stop being mean to Gracie right now.
I mean it.
Gracie is about to get us ice cream and you're insulting her.
Stop it.
Annelise: Gracie.
Grace: What?
Josephine: If your phone falls I'm going to laugh.
Annelise: I'm really salty because ice scream is salty.
Josephine: Your ice cream is salty?
Grace: Ice cream is not salty.
Caitlin: What the hell did you
mean earlier when you said, "Let's get ice cream.
I want something to BITE."
Like BOI WHAT??
Grace: Minh Minh you bite your ice cream??
Annelise: Yea I do!
Caitlin: Psycho.
Annelise: So does mommy so it doesn't matter.
Caitlin: Like I SAID.
Like a PSYCHO.
Josephine: Caitlin, the only psycho here is you.
Annelise: TBH Caitlin: You guys are mean.
Grace: You guys are mean.
Don't say that.
Josephine: You admitted it!
Grace: Oh yea we did.
Annelise: Most likely!
We said most likely to be on the FBI's most wanted list.
We all said her.
INCLUDING her.
Grace: Okay well let me see if I can make this more stable.
Josephine: Yesterday Annelise was like, she said, "Caitlin's probably the one who would
kill someone for a dollar."
Caitlin: I wouldn't kill someone for a dollar it'd be at least $10,000.
Annelise: I said NO.
I said jk, she's not that cheap.
Grace: Caitlin would never be that cheap.
Josephine: She'd probably be like I'd kill you for a dollar.
*creepy laugh* Annelise: I wouldn't kill someone for at least
10.
Caitlin: Josephine I wouldn't kill you for a dollar but I'd definitely trade you for
literally....
Grace: CAITLIN!
Caitlin:...a McDonald's ice cream cone.
Annelise: I would trade all of you...
Caitlin...also a cheeseburger.
Depending on how hungry I am.
Annelise: ....except for Josephine, for one cent.
Grace: WHAT?!
Caitlin: Why did you say all of you?
Why didn't you just say Grace and Caitlin.
Annelise: Because that's all of you except for Josephine.
Grace: Okay.
Josephine: I'm the favorite child.
Caitlin: When you say "all" it definitely has to be more than 3 Annelise.
Josephine: This lighting sucks.
Annelise: Yea this lighting sucks.
Caitlin: Only for me though.
Josephine: Caitlin looks worse than she actually is.
*GASP*
Grace: Mr. Van seems like....
How old is he?
Caitlin: I don't know.
Annelise: I want him as a teacher but I don't have him.
He seems pretty young though.
He's still having kids so he must be around 30 ish.
Grace: Yea I think maybe late 20s or early 30s. Because he looks really young.
Annelise: No.
He's wrong.
I know like the same amount of math as you do.
Grace: I thought he'd be older.
Caitlin: I don't know.
I think the funniest thing is during SAT class when people are like trying to explain why
Josephine: No you don't.
\Annelise: Yes I do. when people are like trying to explain why
they're right.
He's like, "Are you really about to explain math to me when I have a math degree?"
And I was like, "oh shoot you're right.
I'm sorry" Grace: He majored in math?
Caitlin: Yea I think so.
Josephine: Gracie!
I went to that exact same Starbucks!
For my student council field trip.
Caitlin: Almost EVERYBODY goes to this exact same Starbucks.
It's the Starbucks closest to our neighborhood.
What the hell does that mean?
Josephine: But I'm special, and you're not.
Josephine: You want to know....Remember?!
Okay Caitlin was like 12 right, and she had started reading Wattpad because daddy was
reading it or something like that.
Annelise: I thought it was because of Grace.
Caitlin: Yes.
Annelise: Wait really?!
Josephine: Remember?
And then mommy told Annelise and I not to read it and don't be like Caitlin.
And then we didn't read it for months after she read it.
And then Annelise started reading it and I was like why are you abandoning me???
Annelise: That was bad.
I don't know why are started reading.
Josephine: So after a few weeks I started reading it to see what she was on about and
now she's addicted.
Thanks a lot Caitlin.
Annelise: No I'm done with Wattpad.
Caitlin: I've been done with Wattpad.
Annelise: No offense but it's like....CRINGE.
Caitlin: What do you mean NOW?
When I was ON it, I still thought it was cringe.
Josephine: So Ms. B, apparently she helped write a book for one of those published books
on Wattpad.
Yea.
Caitlin: Did she get any money from it?
Josephine: Um.
She helped.
She didn't say.
But she helped write a book from Wattpad and it was published and stuff.
Caitlin: Did she get any money from it?
Josephine: How am I supposed to know?
Caitlin: If she didn't get any money from it I don't think it matters very much does
it.
Annelise: When you get money from your writing.
Josephine: Don't you have like 20,000 views on your book?
Annelise: Yea but I don't update anymore.
Grace: Don't be one of those people.
I hate when people don't update.
Annelise: MY BOOK IS SO CRINGEY I JUST CAN'T BEAR TO LOOK AT IT.
OH MY GODDDDD.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY PEOPLE LIKE IT.
Josephine: Because it's so cringey, that's why.
Caitlin: This worst part is on LiveJournal when you go and read some of those fics that
haven't been updated, and this is THOUSANDS of fanfics.
And then I'm already in the dead fandom, which is the Durarara fandom.
The worst is when you go on LiveJournal and I don't often go on LiveJournal but when I
do, and I'm about to finish a fic and it doesn't finish.
They just have stopped updating and you look at the posted date...
Grace: It's like 2015.
Caitlin:...
2015??
I don't think so.
Josephine: 2010?
Caitlin: IT'S 2010.
2012.
2013!!! Annelise: How far back are you going on Archive?
Caitlin: I'm not going any..on Archive, I think the most it goes back to is 2015.
It's different on LiveJournal.
Annelise: Ohhh.
Josephine: Archive goes back to 2015?
Really?
Caitlin: It's called the kink meme.
The Durarara kink meme.
It's basically requests.
You come up with a plot line and can request for it
to be written.
Josephine: So like prompts.
Caitlin: Yea basically....and some of them are really good and some of them are not.
Annelise: It's just like really cringey, I just can't look at my book anymore.
Josephine: My favorite author from, cause don't you read fanfic on Archive...
Caitlin: I think let's just get ice cream Gracie.
Grace: If they have it.
Josephine: And then you click on a username to see their other stuff and then you go through
bookmarks and then you read that.
I saw this one author and I clicked on it.
She has like 30,000 works from it, like from other fandoms and stuff.
It was so cool.
Caitlin: Wait, is it called orphan_account?
Josephine: Yea Caitlin: No orphan_account is...
Josephine: She has like other accounts too!
Caitlin: No orphan_account...
Grace: Who wants ice cream? Josephine: Can I have ice cream?
Caitlin: I want ice cream.
Annelise: ICE CREAM!
Caitlin: All of us want ice cream we're little children.
Caitlin: No Josephine, orphan_account is what authors can switch their...
*GASPPPPP* Josephine: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
Caitlin:...switch their accounts to.
So if they no longer want to be on AO3, but they don't want their works to disappear then
they just switch their account to orphan_account Josephine: What's that supposed to mean?
Caitlin: This can't be undone.
So let's say I've been in a fandom a few years and I'm tired of it now so I want to delete
my account.
Josephine: Yea.
Caitlin: Hold on.
Josephine: Do you read fanfiction too?
Grace: *orders ice cream* Annelise: Anyways though.
I used to be happy with 5 views and 1 comment.
Caitlin: I thought she was about to tell me that the ice cream machine wasn't working.
Like "you're great.
please keep updating" or something and it makes me really happy.
Annelise: When my book passed 1,000 views I didn't even realize it.
I was like so done with Wattpad.
I was like this is so cringey.
But then I went back to update it and I was like you know what, those 5 people commenting
out of 1,000 people...So I kept updating and as I kept updating okay.
The book kept getting worse and worse.
But for some reason it got more and more views.
But when I looked back at the stats, I think everybody stopped reading past chapter 5.
Grace: I'm crying what Caitlin: What the hell.
Annelise: OH YOU'RE RIGHT.
There's 75,000 works on orphan_account.
Caitlin: Okay no.
So let's say I'm in a fandom for a few years.
Annelise: Is this like an official AO3 thing or?
Caitlin: Yea this is an official AO3 thing.
You can look it up in the guidelines.
Josephine: What does AO3 mean?
Caitlin: Archive Of Our Own Grace: *pays for ice cream*
Caitlin: Oh so you've been in the fandom for a few years and you're done with it but you
don't want....you still want other people to enjoy your fanfictions.
So you can turn your account into orphan_account.
Which is basically like, it takes all the works...
Grace: What?
Caitlin: I just realized how cringey this is and we're talking about it in front of
a McDonald's employee.
Annelise: Just keep going NO ONE CARES.
Caitlin: OH the sky is really cool today.
Josephine: What sky?
Caitlin: RIGHT THERE the sky!
Josephine: The sky?
Caitlin: Yea look.
It's clouds above and then there's clouds right there too.
Annelise: OOOHH.
That IS cool.
I'm gonna take a picture.
Josephine: It's called an avalanche.
Caitlin continue.
Caitlin: That's not what an avalanche is.
Josephine: Continue.
Caitlin: And so basically you can just switch it into that account and it'll take all your
works but it won't be connected to your account anymore.
Annelise: Makes sense.
But like why don't you just stop using your account then.
Josephine: OH MY GOSH Annelise: Like why do you have to delete it?
Caitlin: I don't know.
I guess it's so...
Josephine: THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE Caitlin:...so that when people...
Josephine: I WAS LIKE...WHAT AUTHOR WRITES THIS MANY FANFICTIONS???
And then she had like other names too.
It was like sweetwater and then orphan_account or whatever.
Caitlin: And then another thing is...
Josephine: Sweetwater's a neighborhod Caitlin:...Minh Minh okay so you know that
you're done with the fandom already so like why would you want to get emails about comments?
Annelise: ohhhhh Caitlin: So you can comment right, so you
get an email every time someone gives you a kudos or comments.
Josephine: KUDOSSSSSSS Annelise: Continue.
Caitlin: Okay...and if you were a particularly prolific writer or like a particularly popular
writer you continuously get like kudos' and comments on your stories.
Like some of the writers that I love I still go back and kudos' their stories even though
I've read it before because it's just so good.
Josephine: I like the ones where there's a lot of angst.
Caitlin: Look Gracie, you can see the joints poking through my skin.
Grace: *wtf* Annelise: That's not something to be proud
of Caitlin.
Josephine: I think it's called bones.
Caitlin: Look.
They're like white see.
It's like the pressure from my joints is going...
Grace: No pull back a little.
Okay.
Josephine: Does your veins show Caitlin?
Caitlin: Yea.
Doesn't everyone's?
Josephine: Are you going to be like Tricia?
Caitlin: Who's Tricia?
Grace: Who's Tricia?
Caitlin: Wait that girl who can't bend her arms?
From My Most Popular Girls In School.
Yea I watch that.
Grace: Get out Annelise: OH ME TOO.
I watch that too.
Grace: Ice cream!
Annelise: Oh my gosh it's an actual cone.
AHHH ICE CREAM Caitlin: Here Josephine.
Annelise: BOI why is this so high this is gooood.
Good job McDonald's!
This is really good Caitlin.
Good job.
Caitlin: Don't say good job to me say thank you to Gracie.
Josephine: Thanks Grace.
Annelise: Thanks Grace.
Grace: You're welcome.
Annelise: I never knew that McDonald's would put a lot of ice cream in a tiny cone.
Caitlin: Thanks Grace.
Annelise: All for $1.20.
It's good.
It's a good deal.
Josephine: Dude Chick-Fil-A's ice cream is not this good.
Caitlin: I know.
Grace: I had Chick-Fil-A ice cream the other day...
Josephine: Why?
Grace: ....and someone was like, "see it's totally different right?"
Caitlin: It literally just tastes like buffet ice cream.
Grace: Okay so.
Everyone keeps telling me that Chick-Fil-A ice cream is so different than McDonald's
ice cream.
Josephine: It really is.
Grace: McDonald's ice cream I think is better.
Josephine: It is!!
Caitlin: Because it is.
Annelise: This tastes like whipped cream or something.
Josephine: Because it is whipped cream.
Caitlin: Actually I've heard that McDonald's ice cream is supposedly the healthiest ice
cream, out of all fast food restaurants.
Josephine: It is.
What they lack in makes up for it.
**this is how I ask for food** Annelise: Is anyone going to play music?
Like are we just going to sit in silence?
Josephine: I can't multitask.
Grace: Hey is there any trash back there?
Annelise: Honestly.
Why is there a meme about the McDonald's ice cream machine being broken?
Grace: Because they are always broken.
Annelise: Are they really?
Caitlin?
Grace: Caitlin and I have gone to McDonald's in like Target's and other places and they've
always been broken.
Annelise: All I do is sleep, eat, and play.
Josephine: That's a LIE.
Grace: Strong Girl Bong-Soon Annelise: No I'm serious.
Josephine: I've seen your Safari.
Grace: Dang.
Expose her like that.
Annelise: Look at this.
That was like a month ago.
Caitlin: I think I left a fanfiction open on my laptop so I was very reluctant to give
it to Annelise when she told me to today but...did I leave one open Minh Minh?
Annelise: I don't know.
I don't look at all your tabs.
I created a new tab.
Josephine: So what, you're on Quora now?
Annelise: Yea.
Actually.
I read Quora A LOT guys.
Josephine: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS KID?
She downloaded Spotify on my tablet.
Annelise: It doesn't give you a virus it's fine.
Grace: I don't see what's wrong with that.
Caitlin: Yea I don't see what's wrong with that either.
Josephine: I DON'T HAVE A SPOTIFY ACCOUNT SO I CAN'T USE IT.
Annelise: THEN CREATE ONE.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
Josephine: No.
I have Youtube Red.
Grace: You HAVE Youtube Red?
Josephine: It's a 30 day free trial.
Once that month ends, which is June TWENTY-ONE.
Grace: Twenty-one?
TWENTY-FIRST???
Grace: So.
Mr. Van says, "I love you from.."
Josephine: He doesn't say it.
He TOLD us to say it.
To a girl.
If they don't know it break up with them.
But you can say it to a guy too so.
Annelise: What is it?
Grace: I love you from my left and right ventricles.
Meaning I love you from the bottom of my heart.
We're home!
Say bye vlog.
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