okay I think I'll just start where I left off and I take me a second to get
back in the swing of things number 69 nice how old is the oldest cell in your
body that would be seven years according to science I believe according to
science every seven years every cell in your body is replaced not like all at
once but you know one at a time as a cell wears out every 7 years roughly
anyway and that's supposedly why aging happens I don't know exactly the
correlation but every time your cell every cell that is copied is not quite
as good as this original cell so every you know with every copy kind of like
with digital files you know it gets progressively worse as it gets copied
again and again alright so the oldest cell in your body should be around seven
years old do you like carrots I mean they're fine carrots are pretty good if
ghosts can walk the walls and glide down stairs why don't they fall- well supposedly they're
not actually I mean ghosts aren't fucking real but if ghosts were real I
think that the idea is that they are not actually ever touching anything
they are always just kind of floating or flying so you know they if they so
choose they could float downwards into the floor and but I you know they don't
want to wow that was a lame answer but yeah ghosts supposedly are just flying
everywhere right is it legal to travel down a road in reverse as long as you're
following no no it does not yeah I'm not even gonna look that up you can't just
you can't go down you can't be driving in reverse the whole way you'll get
pulled over why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie
cuz he the fattest man in the world right now I believe is bedridden and can't
move by his own power I don't believe he could even actually take up
the entire goal you know what I mean so he would just be a lump lying on the ice
unable to stop the pucks from flying over his head into the goal cuz he
wouldn't be able to stand you know he would just be like this flat pancake
like mass on the ice that you know wouldn't be and still have like the top
part of the goal right there that people could you know score with
they don't have to the puck doesn't necessarily have to slide along the ice
is a pessimists blood type B negative
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha why is it that when we skate on thin ice we can get in hot
water ok the size of your hard disk are you talking about my
hard drive I don't know uh huh looks like I have just about a
little over a thousand gigabytes on my hard drive hard disk what the hell what's your
favorite word oh I don't know shrubbery I feel like is a good one let's just go
with shrubbery what's your worst pet peeve worst pet peeve I think it's
people being willfully ignorant about something so refusing to admit that you
could be wrong about something or like refusing to even listen to someone's
argument when they're making it like I get into that a lot too where I'm I
believe so fully in what I'm saying that it is a little crushing when I find
out I'm wrong but at the same time I value learning so if someone can teach
me something and I you know can verify that it's true I'm all for it but my pet
peeve is when someone is just a hundred percent unwilling to even hear the other
side out that just really gets me what's your favorite horror movie I don't have
a actually so I haven't actually watched a horror movie since I was very
young and easily scared so I think now if I watched a horror movie I would it
wouldn't get me but I don't know it's just one of those things that since I
was young I knew I hated them so it's one of the things I haven't tried again
my friend forced me to watch a few horror movies when I was younger anyway
I liked the first Silent Hill movie I actually thought that was a pretty cool
movie I haven't seen it since but I remember actually enjoying it not being
too scared what's oh can you buy an entire chess
set in a pawn shop ha why do people think that swaying their arm back and
forth would change the direction of a bowling I'm really starting to regret
using this list I I guess if they're supposed to be jokes and I should just
have a sense of humor about it but this is making me angry what do what do you
do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant is
your first thought to kill the animal whether it's don't kill it
you wouldn't kill the animal anyway I would hope you just kind of I guess it
depends on what kind of animal it is if it's an animal that's eating a plant
it's not a carnival it's probably not a carnivore so you should be okay in
trying to remove the animal from the vicinity or at least going up to it and
scaring it off from the endangered plant so that you could collect the specimen
and get it to the seed depository I think it's the seed deposit or seed
vault there's some sort of like seed thing or this giant archive of all the
seeds the world over so I would try to scare whatever animal it is away
and then collect the plant for possible yeah for posterity
if glassblowers inhale do they get a PANE in the stom- oh my god OH MY GOD why
doesn't McDonalds sell hot dogs
(why am I laughing)
why doesn't McDonalds I don't why they don't I don't go to McDonald's enough to say whether they do
or not why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs
cuz they don't fucking i don't mm I don't know
why doesn't McDonalds I can't think of a reason I mean everything else they
make is disgusting why don't they sell the most disgusting thing are eyebrows
considered facial hair not in the general sense of the term I don't think
I mean everyone has eyebrows and yet it's considered that men only have
facial hair so that means that facial hair is defined as the kind of hair that
only men can grow on their cheeks and I'm using men very loosely here yeah so
that special kind of hair that grows on your cheek your like around your mouth
and your cheeks and your neck I think is what facial hair is technically defined
as though I guess both eyelashes and eyebrows are hair that grow in your
facial region I'm saying no no I don't believe eyebrows are considered facial
hair at a movie theater which armrest is yours
both of them are mine bitch cuz I use like the very back so like I don't use
the I don't rest my entire arm on the rest I use like just the very and like
my elbows on each one and then my hands are like cro like my hand I have my
hands folded in my lap in the center and so
being supported by my
elbows so I mean if you want to you can use like the front of the farm wrist and
I'll just like tuck my elbow like right behind your arm that's all I need if an
ambulance is on its way to save someone and it runs someone over does it stop to
help them I would hope so if it runs over someone I mean I think that
probably has happened before because they're always going so fast but I would
think that they would stop for a second and let the EMT like maybe put one leg
let one of the EMTs out with some equipment and then continue on their way
I would think I would hope that it ambulance wouldn't just run someone like
to do a hit-and-run it'd just take off I would think that at the very least they
would call another ambulance to come and get that person
do very quick do vegetarians eat animal crackers yes why are there no B
batteries because no one wants to say batteries that would be done is it rude
for a deaf person to talk sign with their mouth full of food no no it does
not that's the I actually have taken quite a
bit of sign language and no I mean that's one of the benefits of size you
can eat and sign at the same time if you really if you really want to you can
press a button that will make any one person explode
who would you blow up Trump have you ever collected stickers that are on
fruits collected like the stickers that are on fruits no way immediately and you
wash the place where the adhesive was on your fruit if you were a tree what tree
would you be I would want to be one of those walking
trees I think I pulled ants from Lord of the Rings because I don't want to be a
tree and just stand there all day that would be if I was sentient oh my god
that like the Deku Tree from Legend of Zelda I would die if I had to be that
guy just sitting there all like for thousands of years not being able to
move oh my god you have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of
your choice same rules as above who is it I don't see any rules but um why does
it have to be music celebrity I don't know many music celebrities and I don't
know I feel like it would be awkward like I all these things there's like oh
you good to sleep with this person it's like yeah but do I get to like know
anything about them personally before any of that like I don't know I think it
would just be like interesting and then awkward immediately like it's like oh by
the way I just came out of this stupor like this spell that was put on me that
would make me sleep with you who the hell are you again like I don't know
that doesn't sound very appealing to me but music celebrity I can't think of
anyone that I actually I mean I just hear their music you know I don't see
them I don't know what they look like based on voices Brendon Urie I guess I
guess he's pretty attractive about I remember
see pictures of him he has that little pompadour haircut and he seems pretty
attractive I don't know give any relatives in jail I don't believe so
have you ever gone cow tipping no that's not a thing that doesn't actually work
you're just gonna get kicked in the face by a cow so go for it
what's your favorite color or what's your favorite British spelling of color
um I think my favorite color is red just overall I think unintentionally most of
the things I own seem to be red so it just kind of seems to be the default
what did the last text message on your phone say here we're talking an actual
text message or are we talking like any kind of message because I just had a
Facebook mission message the last one that was sent to me was what do you want
to do tomorrow but then the actual text messaging let's see it was from my mom
and she said you left your sandwich if anyone in the room could be your slave
for a day who would it be and what would they do that's too kinky to talk about
Mother's sleep you could sleep with any one thing same same response I don't
know anyone really movie celebrity opens up the gates a little bit but there's no
one really my age oh maybe Tom Holland from the spider-man movies he's not that
much younger than me he's like 21 I'm 23 it would be okay he's ripped he's
cute I like him I really like spider-man I have like two spider-man posters on my
wall and a Deadpool poster so maybe Ryan Reynolds too maybe
anyway do you like bathrooms um I always take showers but I really
enjoy baths it's just that up until actually now
that I think about it I might be able to do this I up until recently I have been
sharing my bathroom with a male roommate and he's I mean I don't know if there's
something about that that's kind of freaking me out about using the bathtub
for baths just I don't know it's kind of skews me out it seems a little
disgusting so I've just been doing showers um but now I can probably like
hyper clean the bath and start going start doing baths I might start doing
that now that's all that sounds delightful when you looked in the mirror
first thing this morning what was the first thing you thought first thing I
thought honestly um I think it's my acne is clearing up a little bit I don't have
I used to have a really bad acne when I was a teen um I only now get zits every
now and then but and not never on my forehead and what recently I got one on
my forehead and I was so upset I was like right in the center like right
above like right above my nose it was just like oh dang it it was big and it
just it stuck around for a really long time but finally it's it's actually
healing now so that's what I thought about when I first looked in the mirror
how much cash do you have on you like on me none because I'm sitting here in a
pair of shorts and a t-shirt like pajamas stuff but in my bag that I carry
with me I think I have around thirty bucks
like I never carry cash and it just happens that I have like it's a kind of
a fluke that I have any cash at all right now what's a word that rhymes with
test breast crest rest yeah I mean I could go on you can flip a
switch that will wipe any band or musical artists off the earth I don't
want to do that I don't feel that strongly about music to remove anyone
who would you really like to just punch in the face well if it was without
consequence Trump but at the same time if it was with consequence I wouldn't
punch anywhere in the face is your favorite cheese
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