a doubt about my I gotta start
halfway through a bottle baby
good morning everybody how are you today yeah I'm good
she's good we didn't get loaded yesterday so we both slept all night
they don't even know where we dropped off in Tulsa Oklahoma yeah but say this
is a month after the fact so if we talk about that that'll just be they won't
now right I mean oh my goodness I drove through the mandrill Kansas no work what
Arkansas City okay technically the people at Walmart you're getting out of
frame you're moving the wrong way the people over Oh in Walmart said we are
not in Arkansas Arkansas cities that way a half a mile yeah we are in Winfield
Kansas oh I apologize to the residents of Winfield Kansas I didn't mean to
insult you by saying you were from Arkansas apparently there is a
difference it looks the same to me anyway what I drove here last well early
in the wee hours of the morning while he was asleep
it was terrible she always drives no drive-ins okay but the GPS and the speed
limit on these roads were 65 miles an hour how do I went 65 miles an hour I
would have flipped the truck over I met two small regular four-wheeler trucks
and they always because it's the middle of the country so they probably thought
I was their neighbor you say yeah what else in their right mind would drive
them we're in howdy country and there was this much shoulder on the other side
of the yellow line and it was more like one lane road than Joo it just means it
was like driving in Kentucky what's what what what and there was a storm you got
was there a storm oh yeah there is that we didn't get unloaded for another what
30 or 45 minutes after we is where we're supposed to be because they had their
yellow lights going what they call it a flashy light warning of the lightning
warning things night they call this glassy light warning that's cool
but then on the way here the clouds Oklahoma has lots of tornadoes I'm from
tornado Lyon - but I don't like near as bad as this - no battery from Illinois
it's just become tornado land and it ain't tornado land
this is pouring a dole land
the difference is like a girl with wit with a slim but saying she's got a big
butt right you got a big butt you got big baby slim but you got slim but you
live in in Oklahoma you're a tornado country do you live in
Illinois salla that's having tornado country guys I'm just saying and I've
been around a tornado or two before you know I'm not like oh my gosh we've run
into them in Nebraska we don't see the wounded from the airport yes we drove
whit we have a tendency of running tornadoes and ignoring them giving them
away hey no no we ain't gonna be here when you cross the highway we're just
gonna keep on going I stopped was it the one in Joplin one
of them I stopped at when I stopped to use the bathroom and this was the days
before the 30 minute break so I stopped using bathroom get a coffee or whatever
I needed to do and I'm welcome back to the fuel I on some guy says what are you
doing I'm leaving he said oh it's Stormin honey you don't want to go now
mind you know one little girl can't drive in the storm
it's like it well the fuel island has a giant umbrella equivalent over and
you're setting on how many thousands of gallons of diesel and right beside you
is how many thousands of gallons of gas you at least sit here in a tornado that
would be much safer than being anywhere else hang out around all the explosive
stuff right I went on we survived oh hi we're still here to tell a town
you got today
and asparagus yeah where are we going today no way
that's right we're not going nowhere let me tell us how where are we going I'm
going to quiz you we we had a loud and they pulled it away from us it never
arrived on the truck to get transferred to a shit it has arrived probably I
don't know and it'll probably be going on us later sometime today I don't know
that's all right we blew a pancake and the repair shop is on their way over
here to fix it somebody told me to pull the line off
and put a Canadian dime in there ain't doing all that I can drive with it it
with a blow if I want to all right pulling the line off I am NOT
mechanically inclined unless I have to be you know I know you ain't gonna touch
it I got enough you've been doing all right
for the lady drivers I've had to wear gloves constantly now that we're doing
this step back train how do you keep your
fingernails clean because now that under my fingernails are dirty all the time
every day I clean them out in the next day new dirty do you just keep cleaning
up still don't help yeah yeah yeah but you've got this little thing now that
seems to be doing wonders for you they can't see that it yeah I just use a
knife right yeah if I was out with a knife when you were driving you would
have a fit and tell me that I can't imagine that's right I was at home
final destination yeah final destination I can't imagine it and they put the
knife away I trap you need you got a look at a halt
all of life it's a final destination moment don't park under that pile right
there you know you gotta watch everything if you go in the bathroom and
there's a light flickering trust me I don't go near that flickering light
because that's where you're gonna die you ever watching maybe before the sign
of death it is you're right dancing and dismemberment don't go near it
oh my no not just dead yeah is that dismemberment before death well I don't
know because you're in the shower so a lot of times you get to run around naked
for thirty minutes before you actually get killed and then you fall down in the
woods sometimes that's the best part of the movie well I don't want to be in
that movie I want to be in the oh look she won the lottery movie what's she
doing with it now movie you don't even like those JLo movies
you can say whatever you want don't be a hater
you can say whatever you want about her but which Kim Kardashian has taken over
the button now J Lo's but is every relevant nowadays huh I didn't say it
wasn't fine but back in the day JLo had the but anybody in Hollywood JLo
had the but not no more Kim Kardashian done went and got her some implants and
nips and tucks and additions and whatever now Kim Kardashian has the but
you're just a hater
coming from the guy who checks out every freaking Buick he can and he thinks I'm
a hater those are Trump's work I want to start
checking out some motorcycles elsewhere see how you like that
go ahead I will people I've got to try and find one to look at there you go you
ain't no good okay we got find some food I'm hungry all right and you may have
been answering your comments on your property what's up with you I've seen
that today all weekend she answered her comments you had a music video up yeah
but the ones previously there come in late you got a my channel I know it
Dave DeWitt you got to go back Dave do it I do these music videos on the
weekend yes it's very slow and because I spend a
lot of time searching out music that app I like you can use and it's like takes a
lot of time right so I figured if I find something that's pretty interesting or
catchy that I'll share it with other people use it in your videos you ain't
gonna get it that's why I'm saying okay I'm going to share it with other people
that can then use it in their videos and it saves some time from looking if they
like the kind of music out I I use and you don't get a strike from YouTube
right I don't want to YouTube strikes because take their copyrights yeah hey I
don't mind you something oh look you had this music in there and and it was
copyrighted that's okay but sometimes if you use the wrong music you get one that
says BAM and they hit you on the head with a two-by-four and they give you a
community strike and those are the ones I try to avoid and so that's why I do
those music videos I know that you don't all enjoy them
somebody might though and it get it's very tedious trying to
do a vlog every day unless you're kc9 stat and got 10 minutes every day and a
crew he has a big crew they follow him around everywhere he goes like today
we're in Kansas we're in Kansas so unless there's a tornado it's not like
we're not going anywhere we're not really doing anything there's not
necessarily gonna be we talked about it the other day we did like something like
it Sunday if you're at home and you do your the laundry and don't change out of
your pajamas and clean the house and whatever you know once every once a week
that's kind of what we do we stay in the truck we do laundry we sweep the floors
and check the rugs and it's kind of a day that what do you exactly do you make
up all together you need to add it 49 vlogs or something that beat them up
there's plenty of things to do but it's not worth talking about it I reckon or
it might you never know what's gonna pop out of her mouth she talks funny
ah you do they know you do you are entertaining but you still got through
your little quirks like you're lagging time you're lagging time I'm still
working on I can't fix these things though you're special I am special like
hot retarded she gave me a question mark there for calling you a beast of the
field shoot they don't know you you are a beast of the field ain't you it's out
of a Bible verse but you're still a beast of the field I retard sickness
I mean you've to look that up in a minute and decide if that's a compliment
or an insult because I'm not sure everything non-domesticated as a beast
of the field there
it's like if I get drunk and fall asleep in the ditch road I might have slept
with the beasts of the field you know squirrels rabbits well I'm
still not sure your videos behind yeah that's that's that's today's video you
don't know what's going on oh well that's a big surprise didn't it
well anyway the mechanics all the way over here to fix our pancake I'm gonna
go get me some food I don't worry we're okay once they start serving lunch I'll
go get a hamburger without a bun over there that's a really great choice
McDonald's oh come on man well you can take me somewhere else there's a party
mechanic is coming here where you gonna take 15 minutes to okay well you need to
get off your phone to eat and start googling where you want to take me to
eat in there big boy okay I gotta feed the girl I'll see you guys later and you
know how to forget
all the wrongs in every Sun bar we've changed and there's a storm inside my
head it's getting me in trouble baby and I can break
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