The Wonderful Märchen of the Wonderful Saint
Jeanne Alter:…….Let's take a short break here, Yuuki.
Jeanne Alter:What….Anything wrong with my face?
Jeanne Alter:…….My head's getting jumbled, that's why. I need a change of pace so join me to the beach, will you?
Yuuki:It's a light nest.
Jeanne Alter:It is like a tooth floating complaint.I wonder if you can not reply directly
Jeanne Alter:………..What's with that [She's gonna roast me whatever I say anyway] kind of face you are making?
Jeanne Alter:But yes, you are absolutely correct!
Yuuki:She actually admits it!?
Jeanne Alter:…..Well, our real problem basically lies in what's coming next.
Jeanne Alter:We'll fall into a slump if we just simply follow the storyboard.
Jeanne Alter:Even so…. We can't just cut off the length to add plot twists to compensate it
Yuuki:Can't we shorten the first half?
Jeanne Alter:I-It's the most vital part to explain the whole background of the story!
Jeanne Alter:…...N-now that I look at it again, it's mostly embarrassing stuff without anything important…….
Jeanne Alter:Guess we don't really need the whole creator of earth or God and stuff……
Jeanne Alter:But do you think it's going to be fine? I mean, don't you think we are in a slump on this? You sure we should be going ahead?
Yuuki:Pretty sure it's fine.
Jeanne Alter:…… If you say so.
Jeanne Alter:It sure is quiet……
Jeanne Alter:Did…..did I just hear a Dolphin's cry?
Yuuki:Maybe
Jeanne Alter:It's not something we can see often. Let's go search for it!
Jeanne Alter:Should be around here…….
Jeanne:Oh, taking a night stroll, both of you? *Chuckle* That's so romantic!
Jeanne Alter: I'm going to fucking kill you.
Yuuki:Dōdō dō!
Jeanne:It's fine, Master.
Jeanne:I understand how she acts, knowing her. I'm her elder sister after all.
Jeanne Alter:Just who the hell is the elder sister here?
Jeanne Alter:………..And what the hell's with the dolphin? I mean, the one behind you.
Jeanne:You mean him? *Chuckle* Don't you think he's adorable?
Jeanne:It's actually----------
Anastasia:Thank you very much, O great Saint!
Anastasia:I did it! I took a picture with Jeanne D'arc!
Jeanne:Oh no no. The pleasure's mine.
Jeanne:Hm? That sound….?
Jeanne:Good morning, Mr. Dolphin. How are you?
Jeanne:That wound…….!
Jeanne:I understand…….
Jeanne:I shall make you my familiar in the name of the Lord.
Jeanne:Well then. Come with me-------
Jeanne Alter:ISN'T THAT A FAIRY TALE SHIT!?
Jeanne Alter:Did you just recruit a familiar in such a fluffy atmosphere!?
Jeanne Alter:And what the hell is with that sly glasses!? You sure you aren't a princess from the planet of sly or something!?
Jeanne:Teehee
Yuuki:So adorable
Jeanne:I actually still have another form.
Jeanne:I am not sure if the time to show you that form will ever come……..
Jeanne:But I will be taking on these coconut crabs with my familiar, Reese.
Jeanne:And our supper tonight is----- Coconut Crab Rice! Let's dig in!
Jeanne Alter:…….I don't think that will taste nice at all…….
Jeanne:Victory!
Jeanne Alter:…...By the way, O Lord Saint. How's the progress of your book?
Jeanne:Awww, you are worried about me? That's so sweet~ Your old sister me is so happy to hear that.
Jeanne Alter:Who the hell is your sister!? We aren't even blood-related!
Yuuki:Pretty sure it makes less sense if you aren't blood-related.
Jeanne Alter:Yes, I get it! Fine! I'm just ranting here ok!?
Jeanne:I'm fine here~ *Chuckle* It's going to be finished soon.
Jeanne:Thanks to Reese, I've got plenty of materials on dolphins. A story about the summer, the sea, and dolphins------
Jeanne:I am confident that this would be a great piece of work!
Jeanne Alter:Hmph. So you're not writing that story this time, huh?
Jeanne Alter:The story about the witch and princess and the monster, that one. And here I was looking forward to a sequel for that.
Jeanne Alter:Well, who cares. See ya, Lord Saint.
Jeanne Alter:Let's go, Master.
Jeanne Alter:We are going to catch up while this woman's still taking her sweet time at the beach!
Jeanne:Hmmm….. This is getting interesting!
The Day of a Certain King of May
-----------A manager's day starts very early.
Robin Hood:Phew, getting busy lately. Would have been dead if I wasn't a Servant.
At 5 a.m., he will start knocking Jeanne D'arc Alter's door.
Robin Hood:Here's some snacks for ya
Jeanne Alter:Just leave it there. Oh, and it's time for you to wake Master up.
Robin Hood:Would've been easier if you just called him up, ya know?
Jeanne Alter:W-well, it's true…. But, you know……..
Robin Hood:Yeah yeah.
Robin Hood:You are feeling guilty for making him help you making this manga during his vacation right?
Jeanne Alter:Shutup!
Robin Hood:Well, can't be helped then. I'll go wake him up for you then.
Robin Hood:Hey~ Master. It's morning~ Time to wake up, bro~
After waking Master up and cleaning the room, he proceeded to investigate other circles.
Robin Hood:Well then……..
Osakabehime:Ora Ora Ora----------!
Osakabehime:FUFUFUHAHAHAHA I have ran out of that so-called Doujin Booster!
Osakabehime:So exactly why did I still keep adding more pages at this point!? I shouldn't have done that out of whim!
Osakabehime:Please die, just die already! I will repent my sin with my life!
Kiyohime:Yes yes, repent repent. Ok, this part is done.
Osakabehime:Thank you----! Plus today, there's still 3 more days left!
Osakabehime:Let all the vacation die and let all the resorts crash and burn….. Guess that's not a good thing to say. Oh, I know.
Osakabehime:May the anomaly perish!
Kiyohime:But you sure have a unique taste to work on your manuscript while listening to the sounds of waves.
Osakabehime:You think I only did that for my taste!?
Robin Hood:(Okok, not progressing well, I see.)
Jeanne:Next one!
Marie:Right.
Sanson:Sigh……
Sanson:Now that our diligent D'eon is not here, it really makes my job harder to look after your health, both of you.
Sanson:But…….
Jeanne:Next, this one!
Marie:Leave it to me~!
Sanson:…….Yeah. BUT IS THERE REALLY NOTHING I CAN DO HERE!?
Marie:What are you talking about, Sanson!?
Marie:You have a very important task to [Read our manga]!
Jeanne:She's right, Mr. Sanson. It's going to be done soon.
Marie:I wish to hear your honest opinion on it.
Marie:If there's anything bothering you, do not ever hesitate to voice it out!
Sanson:…...Can't be helped then.
Sanson:I can't really say much about art, but I am pretty confident when it comes to human anatomy.
Jeanne:Uugh, that's an embarrassing thing to hear now that I think back of it.
Jeanne:I'll die of embarrassment if you ever tell me the characters I draw have very distant eye-spacing.
Robin Hood:(Hmmmm. So these ones' working pretty well, huh…….)
As he's running around checking on various circles, an unexpected sound fell from the sky.
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Robin Hood:I have a bad feeling about this!
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Robin Hood:Exit! The exit! Of course there isn't any, this is the hotel hallway! What was I thinking!? Wait, the window------ Shit, it's the 20th floor!!!
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BB:Yes~ To every users around, Good morning-chan☆
BB:It's BB Channel's Special Tour Short Cut Low Quality Version here~!
BB:And so, good morning, Mr. Robin.
BB:I know it's sudden, but I'd like to try some of the rumoured pancakes from Luluhawa's famous shop there!
BB:And I want it A.S.A.P. I will be waiting then☆
BB:And of course, that includes your report on Senpai and Miss Alter's progress.
BB:Do your job properly, ok?
BB:If not, an unpicturable punishment awaits you!
Robin Hood:Is there any punishment worse than turning into a pig!?
Robin Hood:…...Sigh, just exactly when have I ever get stuck with that kind of devil?
Robin Hood:I'll curse you, some me from another parallel universe…. If you were at it, why didn't you dispose of her when you had the chance, for real man………
-------It's the noon. Even managers are given a break.
Robin Hood:Well, anyway. Hey, that porridge house over there.
Kykeon Caster:I am not a porridge house! This is a kykeon house! A Kykeon house, ok!?
Kykeon Caster:So, what is up?
Robin Hood:One please.
Kykeon Caster:Which one?
Robin Hood:Which? Isn't this a porridge house?
Kykeon Caster:You are a helpless idiot, aren't you?
Kykeon Caster:There's still a lot of variation among the kykeons you see.
Kykeon Caster:And that is why I'm opening a kykeon house. You had better not look down on kykeon I tell you!
Robin Hood:Ah….. I see. So this must be a pro's insistence huh. (She's just the same as Medea it seems)
Robin Hood:Well I'll just take your recommendation then.
Kykeon Caster:Hehe. Then I'll present you with the kykeon inspired from a certain Buster Cafe!
Kykeon Caster:Kykeon Frappechino Garlic Soda Special, Kykeon Classic Extra Soy Meat Caramel
Kykeon Caster:Kykeon!
Kykeon Caster:HOW WAS THAT!? (Smug)
Robin Hood:HOW CAN I GIVE ANY COMMENTS ON THAT!? And more importantly, that name's long as hell and I also heard something that is never supposed to be in what you make!
Kykeon Caster:What a rude one! You want me to turn you into a pig!?
Robin:…..Oh wait, so that's your NP huh. That whole turn people into a pig thing.
Kykeon:Eh….Y-you are interested in pigs?
Kykeon:I see….. Well, humans differ to each other I guess…….
Robin Hood:That is a very severe misunderstanding, but I don't really have time for that.
Robin Hood:Hey hey, fairy-looking beauty. I'd like to discuss something with you if you don't mind…….
Jekyll:Welcome back, Mr. Robin Hood.
Robin Hood:Nah, you can stop with that, Jekyll. I'm never used to that whole Mr. thingy anyway.
Jekyll:Is that so? But it's not like you get to be a hotel guest everyday so why not enjoy it while you still can?
Robin Hood:Nah I'm fine. I'm having fun the way it is now.
Robin Hood:But well, I may have a few complaints with my job, but anyways, Luluhawa's morning is as good as ever. That goes without question.
Robin Hood:My chest gets stimulated by just walking outside. It's a pretty extreme experience for someone who lives in a forest.
Mordred:Oh, so that fake Tristan is back.
Robin Hood:…...Though I don't mind if you cast off the honorifics, but I do question if you have ever given me the minimum respect as a human that I deserve, Mr. Porter.
Mordred:Even if you say that. But you play with birds from time to time right?
Robin Hood:Like I said, I never played with that fat bird, it just follows me, ok!?
Mordred:Japanese spells bird as 'tori' right? So Bird-stan, Toristan.
Mordred:Perfect, ain't it?
Robin Hood:Speaking of birds, I saw some nice Aloha around the shops there.
Robin Hood:But, nah. Anyway, I didn't bring any luggage with me today so don't expect any tips, ok?
Mordred:Nah, screw the luggage just gimme the tip already.
Robin Hood:CAN YOU STOP LOWERING DOWN ENGLAND'S STANDARD!? YOU'D BE A BAD REPRESENTATION OF THE UK, YA KNOW!?
Robin Hood:Come on Jekyll, what's wrong with your staff?
Jekyll:…….But I can't say I don't understand how Mordred feels though.
Mordred:Everyone here and there! Can carry! Their own! Luggages! Ok!
Mordred:Why? Cause we are all Servants that's why!
Mordred:And some army of man once tried to show off by helping Marie carrying her stuff and all.
Mordred:But well, I just Clarent all of their asses.
Mordred:And since I'm free and tipless, I couldn't get my hands on some of the kykeon and egg's benedict at all.
Mordred:I wanna I wanna~!
Jekyll:SIgh….. So she's at her limit already. Here's some allowance.
Mordred:Yay, time to have some fun then, yahoo!
Jekyll:Just when I wanted to tell her it's okay to hang out outside during break time though…..
Robin Hood:You seem to be in a tough time yourself, too huh.
Robin Hood:Ok.
Jeanne Alter:Just exactly where have you been!? Material! We need more material!
Jeanne Alter:We need more fight scenes! Go take Yuuki with you!
Jeanne Alter:Anyone will do, just pick a fight with someone!
Jeanne Alter:I'll be working on something else for now so Hurry hurry hurry!
Yuuki:Q is also a warfare
Robin Hood:Only for a Q bit though.
Mash:Q alright…….
Robin Hood:No choice then…
Robin Hood:Well, guess we can easily find a single or 2 Battle Manias around Waikiki Street if we just asked.
Mash:So how do you intend to engage them?
Robin Hood:Well, with our guts I guess?
Robin Hood:And since we are in a tropical island perhaps it's the best choice if we keep it simple.
Robin Hood:ANYONE HERE WHO WANTS MY HEAD!?
Scathach:I'll kill you so let's make this quick then.
Hijikata:I don't get what's happening but you just need your head off right? Good, it's my specialty.
Yagyuu Munenori:Well then. We will see how far my skills could shred your life away…….
Beowulf:Never thought Robin would be the one to start this kind of event.
Beowulf:But well, it's a good opportunity. Show us what you have, Satsuki King.
Jing Ke:Hmm? Hmmm?
Jing Ke:So I just need to take his head off right? Ok!
Ushiwakamaru:…..Sigh, I joined the wrong side out of reflex. I'm coming to your side, so just wait a minute.
Robin Hood:Ok, so let's put Ushiwakamaru aside.
Robin Hood:………...Seeing how we are outnumbered, it's pretty much an impossible game for us so we'd appreciate it if you guys could keep it a 3 v 3.
Scathach:Mu, you have a point. Well, let's have a rock-scissor-paper before the fight then.
Scathach:The 3 final victors will get to fight.
Yagyuu Munenori:Understood.
Yagyuu Munenori:And I shall use Scissors then.
Beowulf:Hey hey, there won't be an end to it if we go psychological warfare so let's just keep it simple.
Everyone:ROCK SCISSOR PAPER!
Scathach:And so, it will be me
Yagyuu Munenori:And I
Jing Ke:And me~ *Ick*
Yuuki:Face is dark
Robin:I thought so too.
Scathach:But I don't mind holding back though. Just a tiny bit. Just a tiny tiny tiny bit.
Yagyuu Munenori:Same here.
Jing Ke:Okay, let's go~!
Yuuki:There is no choice but to do
Robin Hood: Well, not a choice I guess. It's an all-out war.
Robin Hood:I'm counting on your orders, Master!
Beowulf:Game set!
Robin Hood:Phew…. T-thanks Beowulf. We're saved…….
Beowulf:Yeah, glass' on you tonight.
Jing Ke:On you!?
Jing Ke:You are gonna treat us Robin!? Listen here, Robin, Luluhawa's filled with cheap and good wine around!
Beowulf:Hey, listen here everyone!
Beowulf:Our drinks tonight will be on the King of the May Moon, Robin Hood it seems!!
Yagyuu Munenori:Splendid. I shall have a taste of the tropical wine then.
Mash:W-will you be okay, Mr. Robin?
Mash:Just from a glance, it seems like most of them are heavy drinkers…..
Ushiwakamaru:I can safely say all of them are just an embodiment of a viper.
Robin Hood:Guess I'll go look for some part time jobs around…….
Yuuki:Here's some BB$
Robin Hood:………! Thanks a lot, Master!
Sorry no subs for this part on Anastasia doujin subs TBA
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