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Darbs: okay

Darbs: What was that?

Eric: Hello Darbs. I'm still waiting for you.

Darbs: Hello.

Eric: And that's Darbs.

Eric: And tonight me and Darbs are going to be taking you...

... uhh to sleep.

Darbs: hehehehe Eric: Um...

Booty: Please no.

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HOW TO GET TROL SHOE IN ALL PANTS + POLICE BELT - Gta V Online - Duration: 9:36.

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为什么: 清子纪凌尘后尘，又一对恩爱情侣分手，11年感情说断就断... 主要原因是曝光！ - Duration: 9:31.

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LAVORETTI con le CONCHIGLIE: 4 IDEE REGALO NATALE creative e originali idee regalo natale - Duration: 6:29.

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Reducing Dietary Fiber Intake Can Improve Constipation - Duration: 6:49.

Hey, this is Dr. Ruscio. Let's talk about dietary fiber.

Now, if you've been keeping your ear to the ground in healthcare, especially digestive

health, you've likely heard that fiber is very important for your gut health.

And that statement is probably a bit of an over-extrapolation from what the research

shows.

But fiber can be helpful.

However, many things, especially as they pertain to gut health, are very individual, meaning

a given recommendation will work for some, and it may actually be detrimental or at least

not work for others.

And so it's very important to have an understanding of these simple nuances so you can look at

a recommendation and say, "Okay, here is how I can figure out if I should or should

not do this."

So dietary fiber, the background has been fairly well documented to be able to improve

constipation.

So in those who are constipated, increasing or supplementing with dietary fiber has fairly

compelling evidence showing the ability to reduce constipation.

However, this is not an absolute.

And one of the things that you see with a higher fiber intake can actually be a provocation

of some of the symptoms you see associated with irritable bowel syndrome: increased bloating,

increased gas, increased abdominal distension or abdominal pain, and loose stools in some

cases.

And as the study I'm about to share with you documents, in some cases, ironically,

fiber can actually make constipation worse.

So, again, while the general or broad body of literature seems to suggest that increasing

one's fiber intake can help with constipation, there's some evidence showing it may actually

make constipation worse.

So let's cover this study and then wrap up with how you can navigate this nuance.

The title of the study—I'll put the abstract up here on the screen—"Stopping or reducing

dietary fiber intake reduces constipation and its associated symptoms."

So the study continues here, a few quotes: "63 cases of idiopathic constipation,"

this means constipation that didn't have any other cause, one of the main, I guess

you could say, causes or subtypes of constipation is IBS-constipation.

So this is when you have constipation associated with altered bowel function, which can be

constipation or diarrhea, and also abdominal pain, and sometimes bloating.

So when you see this constellation of abdominal symptoms along with constipation, the cause

of constipation might be the IBS, the irritable bowel.

However, you have another subset who just has constipation.

And that's what this study was looking at.

But these results, I think, apply to either subgroup.

So they looked at a 6-month intervention where patients either went on an essentially no—meaning

a very low fiber diet—a reduced fiber diet, or kept their fiber consumption the same.

And what they found, to quote here, "Patients who stopped or reduced dietary fiber had significant

improvements in their symptoms while those who continued on the high-fiber diet had no

change."

And continuing, "At 6 months, 41 patients of this 63 remained on a no-fiber diet."

So obviously it's working for the majority.

"And 16 patients on a reduced-fiber diet, and 6 resumed their high-fiber diet for religious

or personal reasons."

So in conclusion, "Idiopathic constipation—that means constipation that has no known cause—and

its associated symptoms can be effectively reduced by stopping or even lowering the intake

of dietary fiber."

So what does this mean?

Well, fiber and gut health is really a double-edged sword.

Now, I think there has been a misinterpretation of data or the misreading of the science and

led to an erroneous extrapolation from that data to make many health gurus and doctors

and clinicians conclude that we all need a high-fiber diet in order to be healthy.

That does not seem to be true.

And this study helps document that.

Fiber can be helpful for some, but it can also be detrimental for others.

And it's important that we don't fall into this absolutist type of thinking that

it's either all good or all bad.

Now, what do you do about that?

Well, in Healthy Gut, Healthy You, I lay out some simple steps that you can take to determine

what your fiber intake should be.

It's actually not that challenging.

But you need a roadmap to walk you through the appropriate sequence of steps to determine

this.

And I also in Healthy Gut, Healthy You, detail the literature on fiber as it pertains to

overall health, risk of colon cancer, cardiovascular disease, other cardiovascular incidences,

diabetes, obesity, and so on.

And what the data clearly shows is there's no consistent benefit from fiber.

Some studies show benefit.

But an equivalent number of studies really show no improvement at all.

So we really shouldn't be saying that you need a higher fiber diet for your gut health.

And this is actually a common problem.

I just got off the phone yesterday with a friend of mine who is a very well-known doctor

in the health space who was a real health enthusiast.

And after we had a discussion months ago, he kind of revised his diet.

And he said, "Boy, this is the first time I haven't had these loose stools that have

been plaguing me for a while after cutting back on my dietary fiber intake slightly."

So it's important that we don't, again, fall into this thinking that, "Fiber is

always good.

You need a high-fiber diet," or, "Fiber is always bad."

Rather, there's a simple sequence of steps you can take to determine what you should

be aiming for in terms of your fiber intake.

And it's actually quite simple.

You start on a lower fiber diet, and then slowly titrate up to find where you feel best.

Now, if you have other symptoms and imbalances in the gut, that can murky the process a little

bit.

And that's where I'll refer you to the map or the Great in 8 plan that's contained

in my book Healthy Gut, Healthy You.

But the take-home here is that fiber and your gut health is not a one-size-fits-all recommendation.

Some do better on higher.

Some do better on lower.

So make sure to do some experimentation, and listen to your body and take your body's

signals as the barometer for if you're doing the right thing or if you're doing the wrong thing.

This is Dr. Ruscio and I hope this information helps you get healthy and get back to your life. Thanks.

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Ignorance In Abundance Creative Destruction Italy (victory!) - Duration: 17:57.

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Caccia alle starne coi cani da ferma - Duration: 9:27.

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Teacher Has Hilarious Reply When Asked Why Teachers Drink - Duration: 3:26.

There is a group of people who have some problems that are very unique. These are the people

who are responsible for shaping the next generation and how they handle things is going to make

a difference in all of our futures. There are times, however, when all of their efforts

fall flat and you just have to smile and hope for the best. That fact is clearly seen in

these answers to last year's GED exam. After you read them, you might just want to buy

a ticket on the next rocket ship off of this rock.

The following questions were set in last year's GED examination. These are genuine answers

(from 16-year-olds). Q. Name the four seasons.

A. Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar. Q. How is dew formed?

A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?

A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?

A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q. What are steroids? A. Things for keeping carpets still on the

stairs .. Q. What happens to your body as you age?

A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks

forward to his adultery. Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

A. Premature death. Q. What is artificial insemination?

A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour? A. Keep it in the cow.

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized? (e.g. The abdomen)

A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.

The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal

cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O, U.

Q. What is the fibula? A. A small lie.

Q. What does 'varicose' mean? A. Nearby.

Q. What is the most common form of birth control? A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing

a condominium. Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean

section.' A. The caesarean section is a district in

Rome. Q. What is a seizure?

A. A Roman Emperor. Q. What is a terminal illness?

A.. When you are sick at the airport. Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?

A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q. What is a turbine? A.. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his

head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his

head.

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Grávida de 23 semanas, ex-BBB Angelica Ramos mostra o barrigão no Instagram - Duration: 1:39.

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Big Brother Brasil Convida Pedro Bial Pra Apresentar Esta Edição Do Programa Com Tiago Leifert - Duration: 3:24.

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Welcome To Sleepy Time - Duration: 38:58.

Darbs: okay

Darbs: What was that?

Eric: Hello Darbs. I'm still waiting for you.

Darbs: Hello.

Eric: And that's Darbs.

Eric: And tonight me and Darbs are going to be taking you...

... uhh to sleep.

Darbs: hehehehe Eric: Um...

Booty: Please no.

For more infomation >> Welcome To Sleepy Time - Duration: 38:58.

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《快乐大本营》钟汉良的综艺感超强，承包了这一期所有笑点 - Duration: 6:25.

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HOW TO GET TROL SHOE IN ALL PANTS + POLICE BELT - Gta V Online - Duration: 9:36.

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为什么: 清子纪凌尘后尘，又一对恩爱情侣分手，11年感情说断就断... 主要原因是曝光！ - Duration: 9:31.

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Free spotify premium - How to Get Free Spotify Premium Account - 2018 (**NEW UPDATE PROFF**) - Duration: 3:02.

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1st January Signing: Reliable source confirm Mislintat set to sign Atletico star to replace injured/ - Duration: 2:59.

According to reports from trusted German newspaper, Bild, Arsenal's head of recruitment, Sven Mislintat, is following several players in particular ahead of the January transfer window

The reliable German media outlet Sport Bild write that Mislintat has lined up some stunning players on his shopping list ahead of the January transfer window and next summer

Emerson. Age: 19. Position: Right-back. Contract until: Unknown. Club: Atletico MG. Estimated transfer value: £45k

Arsenal, Benfica and PSG have all made their interest in Atletico Mineiro right-back Emerson known recently, as he has a breakthrough individual season in Brazilian football

Emerson only moved to Atletico Mineiro back in April, having managed a couple of first-team appearances for Ponte Preta in 2017

He's played much more regularly since then though, starting 19 games for his new club and even scoring his first goal for the club back in late September

A Bola Brasil write that Arsenal are one of three European clubs to take notice of the defender's progress

The Gunners have 'shown interest' in signing the youngster, whose club progress even saw him called up for the Brazilian u20 team on multiple occasions this year

WhoScored list the player's aerial duels and concentration as his strengths, whilst he is weaker at holding on to the ball, which is fairly common for young players

He likes to play short passes and isn't afraid to get stuck in, or foul if he thinks it's necessary

Arsenal may feel that signing a right-back is starting to become a priority. Stephan Lichtsteiner only signed a year-long deal with the Gunners, and he's had a mixed start to life in the team, most recently picking up an injury against Sporting CP

At 34 years old, the Swiss international isn't a long-term solution in the position

Planning ahead by bringing in a teenager to play back-up to Lichtsteiner and Hector Bellerin wouldn't be the worst idea

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추운 겨울 '길냥이' 감기 걸려 죽을까봐 '전기장판' 설치해준 남성 - Duration: 2:08.

 밤낮으로 영하까지 뚝 떨어지는 날씨가 이어지고 있는 가운데 '길고양이'들의 겨울은 더욱더 춥다.

위험을 감수하고 자동차 바퀴나 보닛에 숨어드는 녀석도 많다. 녀석들은 언 몸을 녹이기 위해 어디든 찾아 든다.

그런데 여기, 고양이들을 위해 따뜻한 '임시 휴게소'를 마련해준 사람이 있어 훈훈한 감동을 불러일으키고 있다.

최근 온라인 미디어 써니스카이즈에는 고양이 세 마리가 엉덩이를 딱 붙이고 옹기종기 앉아있는 모습이 보인다.

해당 사진은 지난해 11월께 미국에 사는 한 누리꾼이 찍으면서 화제를 모았던 것으로, 올해에도 어김없이 온라인상에서 회자되고 있다.

사진을 촬영한 사람은 평소 길고양이들을 위해 자주 밥을 챙겨줬던 것으로 알려졌다.

겨울이 되자, 추운 야외에서 자야 하는 녀석들이 걱정돼 전기장판을 설치해준 것.

고양이들은 처음에는 조금 경계하는가 싶었지만, 꽁꽁 얼어붙은 몸을 녹이기 위해 하나둘 남성이 선물한 전기장판 위로 몰려들었다고.

남성은 자신이 준비한 전기장판이 작아 모든 고양이에게 도움을 주지 못해 아쉽다고 전한 것으로 알려졌다.

거리를 헤매는 길고양이들에게 겨울은 혹독한 계절이다.

따뜻한 물에 설탕을 조금 섞어 물이 늦게 얼도록 하는 것, 입구 구멍을 조그맣게 뚫은 스티로폼 집을 놔주는 것,

차를 출발하기 전에 보닛을 두들겨 고양이가 없는지 확인하는 것 등 간단한 방법만으로도 녀석들을 도울 수 있다고 하니 참고하자.

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Senator Joni Ernst Backs Trump's Call to Close the Border, Says "Safety Comes First" - Duration: 2:15.

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19岁吴卓林与31岁女友宣布结婚 女友头戴婚纱两人持证甜吻 - Duration: 2:53.

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People in S. Korean use 2.4 times more energy than G20 average: Brown to Green report - Duration: 2:20.

as the international community tries to tackle climate change and work towards a

low-carbon future it seems the world's largest economies aren't pulling their

weight a report released by a global climate watchdog shows two South Korea

and a number of other advanced countries need to take stronger action our Oh

Sooyoung tells us more South Korea needs to take border measures to keep up with

global efforts to tackle climate change that's according to the annual brown to

green reports which compares the climate actions and policies of g20 countries in

working towards the targets laid out in the 2015 Paris climate agreement among

the world's largest economies people in South Korea were found to use 2.4 times

more energy than the g20 average and double the country's usage rate in 1990

the reports warned that current policies or nationally determined contributions

of countries like South Korea could lead to damaging results it says the global

average temperature is on track to rise by 3 to 4 degrees far higher than the

envisioned 1.5 degrees above pre-industrial levels as set out under

the Paris Accord noting South Korea had revised its greenhouse gas emission plan

but not its emissions target for 2030 the report stressed that's holding these

more stringent policies to reduce emissions as well as a specific plan to

phase out call it as an only South Korea that nice take stronger action

the report says none of the g20 countries have adequate targets that

with half global emissions by 2030 which is required to meet the Paris targets

while some countries like Argentina and India have ramped up efforts to cut

their carbon emissions since the Accord energy related emissions from 15

countries increased again in 2017 with 82% of the g20 energy supply coming from

fossil fuels it stressed the 1.5 degrees temperature limit calls for a rapid

reduction of core usage from the power sector as well as the use of oil and

natural gas by the year 2050 the report says South Korea the UK and

Japan in particular needs stronger policy efforts it adds that such

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(Toxi) If I get 15 kills this game, you have to say 𝐉𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐋𝐃 5 times!

(Bowtie) Alright.

(Toxi) Okay, jump in the portal!

Three, two, one...

Three, 𝐭𝐨𝐞, one...

Let's get it!

(Bowtie unintelligible)

(Toxi) Oh no, why am I in German?

(Toxi) I'm-ah- my game's in German.

(Toxi) My game's in German.

(Toxi then proceeds to smack his deck precisely 3 times.)

(Toxi) My game's (language is) actually in German!

Okay Toxi, we get it.

Do I have to subtitle this?

(Toxi, reading the chat) "Das..." I do not know how to read that!

(Bowtie) I still see your games in your profile...

(Bowtie continues) (Toxi) NO! YOU DO NOT-

(Bowtie) Can't take back the BUX that I gave you...

(Toxi) Did anyone else see that?

(Bowtie) 𝑵𝑶

(Toxi) Am I the only one that jus-

(Bowtie, interrupting Toxi whilst also getting cut off as karma) Brot-

(Toxi, after the cut) [SHOE]! What the fr!ck!

(Toxi) Okay Bowtie, when you lose your arrow, you don't get it back until you get a kill!

And I can understand that you never get your arrows in this game (implying that Bowtie cannot get any kills)

Okay?

(Toxi) You have to just deal wit-

(Toxi) GOSH DANG IT! (Bowtie) Yus!

(Bowtie) NO! I tried to kill-

(Bowtie is now unintelligible as Toxi smashes his desk another 3 times)

(Bowtie) I tried to kill [the/another]-

(Toxi) OH MY GOSH! THIS GAME IS SO BAD!

(Toxi x2)

(Bowtie) Will you shut up?!

(Toxi) It's-the game isn't letting me.

Oh, but that's not in Dutch, (referring to "game end" message in chat) but everything else is in Dutch!

(when you die in a roblox admin house game after being one step away to get in the house)

Oh my gosh, I just reduced myself down to 6 health. Are you seri-

7 health.

(Toxi) Nope, now you're dead.

No, it's the Neighbor!

(Toxi with 2 points | Bowtie with 4 points) Toxi: So I'm kind of like dubs with you!

(Bowtie) ***** you!

(Toxi) Oh, I killed someone! Finally!

(Toxi) AtariDreams (the person he killed)? More like...

ＬＵＣＩＤ ＤＲＥＡＭＳ

(Both Toxi and Bowtie) I still see your games in your profile!

Can't take back the robux I gav-

(Toxi, reacting to his fast death) NOOOOOO!

(Nobody knows what's happening here, not even me)

(Toxi somehow refuses to break his desk)

(Toxi, reading chat) "...𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝" (Bowtie) No!

(Bowtie) I killed. x3

(Toxi) Why'd ya say it like that? [𝘴𝘪𝘤]

Like, that's not even a [gun], that's just

(Bowtie) I can't see! 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏! Move!

(Toxi) What the ｈｅｃｃ?

Oh yeah, 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐝Dreams coming back at ya with that third single! [𝘴𝘪𝘤]

(Bowtie) Well at least I'm still in the lead! [𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵?]

(Toxi) Well looks like AtariDreams is about to be a 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫, if you know what I'm saying? [𝘴𝘪𝘤]

(Toxi) No! Tetherball VR's coming back, I promise! Please stop bugging me about it, I don- NOOOOOO!

(Toxi) I need to talk about Tetherball VR!

I need to tal- I'll give you a Ener- [𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘥] -I can't give you it.

(Bowtie) Haha!

(???) HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!

*According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that. *

(Toxi) Hate this game, this game is stu-

(Toxi) I'm stuck in a block x3

(Bowtie) Oh, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 you are!

(Toxi) Come on, come on.

(Toxi) You're the only person I can kill, stop running away! Please! (Bowtie) [I got] 8 kills.

(Toxi) You're the only person I can kill!

(Bowtie) Can you ｓｔｏｐ?

*Toxi slams his desk, then replies with:*

(Bowtie) Why? (Toxi) My GOOOOOSH!

(Toxi) You're dead. Come on [Bowtie: OH!]

(Toxi) Aaand I'm dead.

(Bowtie) I killed 2 people! Again! Weird flex, but okay.

Bowtie, stop saying you're in the lead. Any competent player that has ever played One in the Chamber before knows that you obviously aren't.

(Toxi) Please don't kill them! LittleJB0001 and AtariDreams are the only people I can kill!

You guys are just gonna team up on me like that?

(Bowtie) Ay, I still see you!

(Bowtie) I still see your games in your profile

(Bowtie) I still see your games in your profile (BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!)

(Bowtie) And then the neighbor (RockScroll87365) just killed me.

(Toxi) NOOOO!

(Toxi) Why am I so bad, noo!

(Bowtie) Why is that so funny? (Toxi says "I'm dead" over and over)

(Toxi) Oh my gosh. No!

I ****king DIED!

(Toxi) I see you have Discord Nitro. (0001 is a tag that is common for Discord Nitro users)

Well, your subscription is about to be cancelled! Oh, dangit.

Why, why?

You know what, no actually? [unintelligible]

(Toxi) Let me just - no, no. Let me - no, no. I wanna get stuck this time.

DUDE! Stop pushin- now I'm at 1 HP. DUDE! If you just let me get stuck in this slime!

And I got killed by AtariDreams. Why?

You didn't have to make that diss track on me super harsh!

(Toxi) NOOOOOOO!

(Toxi) Wait. The Neighbor got 30 kills?

(Toxi) Oh m- (Bowtie keeps screaming "I WON" and gets stuck in front of the camera, chat laughing along with him)

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Being FANATIC at time management - get more out of time - and LIFE - Duration: 1:58.

- Okay just before I drive,

let me just tell you how I spend my time.

I just washed the car after some trips to the desert.

That took me, on the clock, one hour and 45 minutes

to get it look like brand new.

Let me tell you how I spent

those one hour and 45 minutes on the way here,

and now on the way back,

which is approximately two times.

10 minutes I'll be listening to audio books

or podcasts from McKinsey or Harvard Business Review,

or whatever I want to find,

but I'm listening to audio books, podcasts, research,

when I'm waiting for the car in line to get in

and get the Jag washed.

Then, you saw the V log that I made about

work life balance that doesn't exist,

that's what I made when I was waiting.

I was preparing for it on my iPad

while I was sitting and waiting

and once the car was in there,

in the wash, I made the V log.

Second step now, while I took it

from the Jag wash to the inside cleaning,

I found one of my books on my iPad

which I started reading,

and at the end of the time I spent 10 minutes

with a sparkling water in the sun having my vacation time,

just enjoying the warmth of the sun of my skin.

I know it sounds a little fanatical

but I think it's a question of habit

and when I will get home

after two hours of car washing,

I don't feel I have spent two hours of car washing.

I'll feel I've spent my time in the sun.

I'll feel I've spent my time doing something

that I really enjoy, the V log,

and I've learned something through the audio books.

This is how I structure my time

and that's how I can go to the desert

and relax every weekend if I want.

It's not a big deal, it's a decision that you have to make.

Thanks for watching, take care.

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Make a "Paint Drop" Quilt with Rob Appell of Mansewing (Instructional Video) - Duration: 14:14.

My friend Sarah over at Let'sMakeArt.com has really inspired me to start practicing

my watercolor techniques and so once a week I throw a bunch of newspaper on the table

and get out the paint brushes.

And then it inspired me to make this awesome quilt.

I've got a fun tutorial for all us working with this raw edge applique.

Let's get started.

That's right, you know I love to put my raw edge applique down on the top of easy

patch work base blocks.

So I want to teach you how to do all of that today.

We've got a really fun method in this.

And my brain is often thinking about those of you who love your pre cuts because we love

you that love those pre cuts out there.

But what I did from this fabric was actually 108 inch wide print.

This wonderful newsprint that I've used.

But then I cut it down into ten inch squares so that I could use it for the background.

And if you look really closely in this ten inch square, this is the back side.

What I also then did is I cut down into five by ten rectangles and two five by fives so

that when I'm working with the background it has more sewn lines, more seams, more structure.

And I believe that actually just helps everything not get saggy over time.

It helps the physical structure when quilting.

So let me show you how I do these.

I normally take four or five of these blocks at a time that are the ten squares, whatever

I'm comfortable cutting through.

I'm going to line them up so they're really nice and accurate though.

And then I'm just going to take and I'm going to use my five by 15 here and I'm

going to cut.

I'm going to set this stack aside.

And then I'm going to cut here too.

And I go through and do that with all of the fabrics.

And then I kind of start to mix up these fives so that I'm not always putting back together

exactly the same.

I'm looking for random.

I want this to look like a giant pile of newspaper was put on the table before I spilled my paints,

right?

So that being said, one little trick because this is so well printed, in every block up

there one of the three pieces I've taken and flipped upside down before I got started.

Sometimes it's the rectangle, usually it's one of the two squares.

So let's do it this way now.

So right now I'm going to take these two squares and I'm going to sew them together

at the machine.

Just doing a simple quarter inch seam allowance . And I'm doing these usually very fast

and efficiently while sitting at the machine.

So normally I would press between every step but for this type of construction I actually

just grab this now.

I grab the rectangle piece.

I"m going to go right sides together on that.

And even if it's upside down it's still right sides together.

And now I'm just going to roll through here.

I'm going to let that seam press towards me with the weight of the presser foot . Now

I"m going to go ahead and flip this over.

Now as I come to the iron itself.

I'm going to let it heat up just a little second.

I got a little distracted in my sewing.

Iron is not quite warm enough.

So then as I come in here what I want to do is I want to press the first little seam so

that it does flatten back out the way it was in the long seam that is going this way.

That's real easy to do.

This is what it should look like so that everything is working nicely for us there.

And then the last step for building our blocks is we're just going to trim these back down.

Just like this.

Taking that off.

And now this is a full square.

So once you have your square built you can start to build out the size of your background.

Now today I want us to think in more of the creative side than the physical project side.

I want you to all be able to do this in whatever size you want to do.

So I want to show you a few of my other tricks.

So I have a smaller version of the background that I've already created for us.

And it's right here.

So with something like this what I'm going to go ahead and do, this is going to be the

full size of our quilt.

So this is maybe a 25% reduction of what you're seeing on the back wall.

What I'm going to do now is I"m going to get my fusible web ready so that I can

draw the shapes right on my fusible web that will become my paint drips or whatever kind

of shape you wanted to make for that matter.

Now what I did here is I used the Heat N Bond Featherlite.

It's 17 inches wide this way so I've just taken roughly a yard and another yard and

I've blue taped them together.

And then they happen to fit perfectly on the width of my quilt my background whatever size

it was.

Then I started with a sharpie marker to just draw the lines and label the colors in the

order in which I want them, keeping in mind whenever you're drawing on fusible web things

are transposed.

Things are flipped around.

So if this is green on this side over here, it's going to be green on the opposite side

of your project.

Not that that would matter.

I kept my colors in a rainbow order so it wouldn't matter where the green ended up

as long as it didn't end up in the middle of my rainbow.

That being said, once each one of these is individually drawn and labeled they are going

to go on their own pieces of fabric.

And when I say their own pieces of fabric, look at these beautiful batiks we have from

Anthology today.

So I've chosen some very primary looking batiks because I want it to look like a wash

of color as they blended together.

So with these pieces here you're going to go ahead and pre cut, kind of rough cut these

shapes out of your fusible web.

Let's get this out of the way because I have one last sample to show you here.

Here it is.

And you can see that most of this was just roughly cut until I get right here to the

area where the two colors were meeting together.

This piece was that single line.

So I'm just going to go ahead and cut along there.

And somewhere up in here I have that wonderful little shark rotary cutter.

I know a fantastic designer has invented this and I think it's just fabulous.

Anyway we're going to take it, we're going to hold it like a pen.

And I'm just going to come in here and I'm just going to start to cut right along this

line.

And one of my tricks is I like to often curve the fabric even more so than curving my wrist.

But I"m just going to follow this along, rotate.

And the reason I like to use this little applicutter that I call it is because it's a rotary

cutter wheel, a 14 millimeter.

It runs nice and smooth, gives me a really clean line.

And some of these big long runs like this would actually be, I think, a little challenging

to do with a smaller applique scissor.

And again this is a mock up.

The only one little section that has to be slightly accurate whatsoever in the way it's

cut.

You can always go backwards too if that's just easier on your body.

See how I did that.

And this is the only section I was just talking about that I want to be somewhat accurate

so I'm just going to come and run my cutter just barely on the glue because what I really

want is I want that cut so there's actually glue.

I said barely on the glue, I meant to say barely on the paper.

I want there to be glue right under the edge of every edge I have.

So that side has been trimmed down.

Let's go ahead and trim this side.

That will be the top edge.

This is the outside edge so again doesn't need to be quite as accurate.

But I have done this for all of my colors as you see here.

So I'm almost ready to get ready for my layout but I want to put some batting down

so we can work flat on the table.

I'll be right back.

Hey welcome back.

As I'm getting ready for my layout let me tell you what I've really done.

And with almost every applique quilt this is how I handle it.

I really want to work flat so things don't move around if they were hanging up on the

wall.

So I've put a layer of batting down on my table so I can bring my iron right to my project

once everything is where it goes.

This is that mini background or that wonderful newsprint all chopped up and thrown on our

table.

Now if you've never used fusible web before a couple of tricks in getting the paper to

come off.

Usually you can just grab a corner and start to peel.

Let's see how that works.

That's working good.

The way I know that is I see there's the shine is now on the back of the fabric and

no longer on the paper.

But let's say that didn't work.

Sometimes what I'll do is I'll come into an area and I kind of poke a little bit at

the fabric here with my stiletto tip and then I can get that in there.

And then again that's a good peel.

And I've also seen folks take something like a straight pin and maybe do like a scoring

line across there if they needed to.

And then they could fold that over.

Oop I might not have pressed deep enough.

But that will also work.

Ya you can start to see where that's breaking.

But I've already got a good peel so let's go ahead and get this.

I'm going to peel away slowly because I don't really want the glue to start to rip.

And that sometimes happens if your iron is not quite hot enough when you're applying

it.

If a little bit of glue comes off it's ok, it won't be a problem because you have this

giant piece of fabric that's being held down by a lot of glue.

So I'm going to make sure I then start with this one.

This one here now lays out on this corner.

This is the green and I have stacked up all my paint drips in the proper color order I

hope.

So here comes my yellow.

And remember we had that little area where the green and the yellow were going to slightly

overlap each other.

So we're just going to touch there and I'm just looking at that spot.

Here comes the orange.

Some exact mojo.

And I just of like to use a patting style motion so I'm going to hold my hand up here

and kind of pat this applique out.

And when they are skinny like this we can bend them pretty easy so you have a little

bit of design availability to you there still.

I'm also going to mention right now as I double check.

I'm glad I did because I wasn't.

I had my iron heating up.

I"m going to use a dry, hot iron for this and we're not going to be able to anchor

it all in one pressing.

We're going to have to return because I'm using that wonderful Panasonic cordless iron.

But I always want to make sure that the bed of the iron or the plate of the iron is extra

hot when I'm doing this for a great bond.

Ok so I have all of my pieces laid out.

When I traced I gave myself a little extra on my other cuts.

I see that so it's hanging over.

No problem there.

I want to make sure I don't have any gaps where the colors are supposed to be touching

each other.

That being said I'm happy to go.

What I'm going to do now is I"m going to take that hot iron but I'm going to press

from the top edge anchoring those areas that were the most sensitive first.

I'm pressing and lifting.

And the Heat N Bond Featherlite that I almost always use has about a three second heat up

time to anchor.

There.

So what I've done effectively is secured all of those pieces across the top.

Now I'm going to come back here and I'm just going to go ahead and slowly slide the

iron.

Usually I'm doing a pressing and lifting motion but I don't have any other appliques

here that could go missing, get folded over or something bad happen.

And I'm also watching the background, making sure everything presses down nice and flat.

Now I'm going to go ahead and take this iron because it's cordless, set it back

over.

I'm going to let it recharge and I'll return later on to do the yellow, and then

the orange all the way through.

And this quilt will be ready to go ahead and put on the batting and the backing and ready

for your free motion.

Now look at the quilt if you will with me.

Now the free motion machine quilting is super easy.

And the first job as you can see was to go ahead and I used the same color thread as

the applique fabric itself.

And I've just stitched along the edge of the applique shape.

I didn't put any more stitching into that because I wanted it to kind of loft up.

I want it to really look like thick paint dripping down on my newsprint.

From there then I took the same orange thread near the orange applique and I started to

allow it to run down.

And then the red thread to run down throughout the quilt and just add that extra fun additional

element of design into the quilting here.

And that's one of the things I love about being a machine quilter is I can add little

nuances that way.

Now there's something else that I did in this very early on and I want to show you.

Now I have just purchased for myself a tablet that I absolutely love.

And one of the things I've started to do in my audition process is I've started to

take photographs of the backgrounds of the quilts.

And then I use the pen tool in my tablet to actually draw.

So what you're looking at in this photo here is the real quilt background that was

behind me.

And then I drew in the shapes.

And I'm also learning how to take those shapes in and print them out at full scale

size.

So these shapes are actually what you saw me then go ahead and put into the quilt behind.

So I'm loving allowing the use of technology to come into our quilting world.

And I think this could be a really cool feature.

The other reason I point this out is often I will take a picture of the finished quilt

and then I will practice what kind of free motion quilting designs with the pen tool

on the tablet so I'm drawing on my quilt not actually quilting for that whole practice

and audition to figure out what motifs I want to put where while I'm quilting.

So what I want to hear from you today, are you using technology in your textiles already?

Would you like to hear more of how I do it?

Would you like to share with all of us how you're doing it?

Let us know in the comments below.

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