A RATHER UNORIGINAL DISNEY PLANET REMAKE
Let's give Auradon a little taste of evil.
Evil under skin delicious,
whoever touches shall be malicious!
Mal, Mal, Mal!
-For radio! -For television!
For "Disney Planet News"!
Mal, the royal ball is in only three days.
What does it feel like to be the most envied girl in Auradon?
Do you know if there will be another season of "Soy Luna"?
Can you give us some "Bia" spoilers?
They called Facundo Gambandé this time, didn't they?
Okay, okay, let's see.
That's all.
Shoo, shoo, shoo!
This is a school. If you're here
and you're not students, you have to go!
One more question! Just one more question!
So rude!
Who does that prince think he is?
Okay, Evie. Stop, I can't breathe!
Well, you can breathe after the dance.
-Here. -Thanks.
Have you wondered what we'd be doing now
on the island?
No. I just came back from the Disney Parks
and Disney Island.
<i>The royal couple continued its journey</i>
<i>throughout the kingdom and had dinner</i>
<i>with Aladdin and Jasmine.</i>
<i>Six months ago, nobody believed King Ben</i>
<i>and Mal, his girlfriend from the wrong side</i>
<i>of the kingdom, would stay together.</i>
<i>Mal must be counting the days till the royal ball,</i>
<i>when she'll officially become a lady of the court.</i>
Mal.
Don't forget what I was like before using this book of spells.
I don't know. I was much better.
I used to act in "Violetta".
I acted in "Soy Luna". I had a good, Italian boyfriend.
-Yeah. -And now? With Ben...
I do what I can.
I can tell.
Don't you miss doing what you want
without following rules?
Stealing, lying and shouting?
Yes.
Cheating, fighting, pushing?
That, too!
Chewing gum like this?
And watch how this touches you, just watch, just watch...
That's annoying!
Then, you don't miss it.
Yes, I do.
-Impostor! -Cheater!
-Gossip! -Traitor!
-So rude! -Arrogant!
Inconsiderate!
I ran out of ideas.
Great, I win.
I'd love to wipe that smile off their faces.
That traitor.
That arrogant little witch who left here
and left us with nothing!
Does she think we're going to live off her leftovers?
Hook's son? Gaston's son?
And me, above all?
Ursula's daughter?
What's my name?
Nikki!
What is my name?
Nicole!
What is my name?
DeeDee?
-My name. -Socorro?
No, no, no!
We don't have the budget to keep singing,
so let's drop it here. -I'll zip it. Fine.
Would you like spaghetti again?
Yes, please!
Do you like them?
This is the best thing I ever tried.
I love it!
Ravioli, gnocchi, spaghetti.
So many types of pasta!
How long did it take you?
Three months?
-You don't want to know. -No.
But all the work you've done for me means a lot.
Especially after all the madness you've been through.
I really missed you!
We don't have time to be ourselves anymore.
Come here.
I know!
Hey, do you have a napkin or something?
Yes, I packed some.
What's this?
"Bia" spoilers?
Spell for fast reading?
Spell for having lots of social media followers?
Spell... for winning at Challenge?
-Fine. -Are you serious, Cande?
Yes.
Cooking spell?
I thought you had made an effort, and worked for me!
That you had adapted!
This has all been very tough for me, Ben!
There are plenty of tough things in life!
Aside from these ravioli, come on.
Why? They're 'Al dente'.
Do you think learning to be a king is easy?
Do you think dressing up like this
and playing many characters is easy?
Plus, I thought we were doing this remake together.
-We had four million views. -Right on!
Yeah!
Ben, we are together!
Then why are you doing this to me?
Because you think I'm one of those stuck-up princesses!
I'm not a lady of the court!
This is all a lie to me, okay?
It's all a farce! All of it!
It's all fake! Guys, even my hair is fake.
Everything!
This is fake, too! Here!
Mal!
I wanted to say you're right. Everything's super fake.
And your nose is stained, too.
I'd better leave now.
Sturdy little cart,
over the water, we'll depart.
Come in!
Ben?
Evie!
Ben...
Five pounds of bread?
I'm sorry.
Mind your starches.
It's the shopping list.
Mal left to the island.
It's my fault.
It's my fault, I ruined it.
She was under too much pressure,
and instead of being considerate, I...
ate all the noodles!
And I started talking about "Once", I bored her!
I have to beg her to come back!
I'll go with you. We can take the group along,
so there's more of us, and it'll be better that way.
Because we get along better now.
Yeah.
Good idea!
Did you make a face I didn't see?
No.
What's this? Is it a...
Give it a try.
Forget about it.
Go.
-Thank you! -Good luck!
Thanks a lot!
Not a single picture from when I was in "Soy Luna"!
That wasn't nice of you...
Mal.
Listen, I don't want to fight.
It was all my fault.
Come back to me.
Ben, this is my home.
-The limo's out there. -Ben, no...
-It'll be a nice ride. -No.
It doesn't feel right over there.
I really tried, but I just couldn't do it.
And if you think I'm going to change,
you're wrong.
I brought you the ring from the "Soy Luna" remake.
Your people love you!
Your followers love you, I love you!
Ruggero really loves you. He's on tour,
but he'll be back soon.
and he misses you. -Yeah.
You're the one who doesn't love me.
Ben...
You have to go.
You're making a mistake, Mal.
Go.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Hey, newslovers!
Don't go away, because on next Wednesday,
you'll be able to see the end of this exciting story.
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