ServicesRD, wish you a Happy New Year 2017
My goals for the year are:
Goal 1: Increase the content of my channel and my website: www.ServiciosRD.Net
Goal 2: Reach more audiences, subscribers, and fans.
Goal 3: Maintain innovation in all my projects.
Where our factor X, is the recommendation of the services.
Hope to hear from you soon!
WEBSITE: www.Serviciosrd.net
Soon with camera themes and alarms.
Happy New Year 2017.
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EXCLUSIVE: Husband of robbery victim speaks to WISN 12 News - Duration: 1:12.
HUSBAND OF A WOMAN THROWN TO THE
GROUND IS SHARING THEIR STORY,
ONLY ON 12 NEWS.
>> WAUWATOSA
POLICE ARE STILL
INVESTIGATING WHY ARMED ROBBERS
SPECIFICALLY TARGETED THIS
PHARMACY.
THE HUSBAND OF ONE OF THE
VICTIMS ONCE THE SUSPECTS TAKEN
INTO CUSTODY.
SURVEILLANCE VIDEO SHOWS TWO MEN
RUSHING BEHIND THE PHARMACY
COUNTER ONE OF THEM WITH A GUN
, IN HIS HAND SHOVING VICTIMS TO
THE GROUND.
>> SHE TOLD ME THE PHARMACY WAS
ROBBED, CAN I FIND OUT SHE HAD A
GUN POINTED AT HER SKULL.
>> HIS WIFE WAS OK, BUT RATTLED.
HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE
IDENTIFIED, FEARING THE SUSPECTS
COULD STILL BE LOCAL.
>> PEOPLE WERE PUSHED DOWN,
HURT
, BRUISED.
>> THE PHARMACIST THEN ORDERED
TO LOAD PRESCRIPTION NARCOTICS
INTO A BAG.
THE ROBBERY COMES JUST HOURS
AFTER WAUWATOSA POLICE SAY THE
SUSPECTS CARJACKED SOMEONE IN
CHICAGO AT GUNPOINT.
>> CRIME COMES FROM EVERYWHERE.
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT STRIKES HOME
LIKE THIS, IT HURTS.
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Project: I saw you on Youtube / Happy 2017 - Duration: 1:43.
Hey guys
I am Eduardo, Woodwork at Balcony
I have a great news end of the year for you
I'm very happy
I was invited by Bosch
to participate
a project called "I saw you on YouTube"
along with other Youtubers
This partnership had the seed planted
in ForMóbile Fair
where I talked to them
and introduced the channel Woodwork at Balcony
if you have not watched this video
click on the card or in the description here
The partnership will work this way
Bosch will send to us some products
for us to use and make a review
give feedback to them
We are saying what we liked
What we did not like
and suggestions of what to give to improve
and if you have any questions
comments that I send to them
when they respond
I put in the comment response
And that's it!
I'm super happy with this news
the first partnership that I'm doing
already starting with a large company
and they are very attentive with us
It's been really cool to work with them
The list of participants channels
I'll leave here in the description
This news I have for you!
Then that's it
For you a Happy New Year
and a great 2017
a hug
10 ...
9 ...
8 ...
7 ...
6 ...
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Vinterdis - I see a future - Duration: 5:46.
I am dreaming of a future... Where the 'European' will be free.
I am dreaming of a future, A better place for you and me.
I am dreaming of a future... Where our children will be safe.
I am dreaming of a future, A future for the 'European' race.
Is it just an illusion? Another hopeless dream?
This vision of tomorrow... When the 'Europeans' will be free.
Is it just an illusion? Another hopeless dream?
This vision of tomorrow... When the 'Europeans' will be free.
I see a strong people With hearts full of pride.
I see a strong people... No one can break their stride.
I see a strong people... Oppressed they have been.
I see a strong people. To give up... would be a sin.
Is it just an illusion? Another hopeless dream?
This vision of tomorrow... When the 'Europeans' will be free.
Is it just an illusion? Another hopeless dream?
This vision of tomorrow... When the 'Europeans' will be free.
And now I see a future... That isn't far away.
And now I see a future... Where the traitors have to pay.
And now I see a future, A better place for you and me.
And now I see a future... 'European' pride world wide will be (reality).
Is it just an illusion? Another hopeless dream?
This vision of tomorrow... When the 'Europeans' will be free.
Is it just an illusion? Another hopeless dream?
This vision of tomorrow... When the 'Europeans' will be free.
Is it just an illusion? Another hopeless dream?
This vision of tomorrow... When the 'Europeans' will be free.
Is it just an illusion? Another hopeless dream?
This vision of tomorrow... When the 'Europeans' will be free.
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Smosh ROAST Parody (Diss Track) - Duration: 10:07.
Oh MyGod! I haven't seen this intro in years! Shut up!
Hey it's Chad Wild Clay and don't leave a comment down below until after the video
otherwise you might end up looking like a fool.
Also, I hang out with you guys in the comment section below for the first ½ hour of every
upload so I'll wait a couple seconds right now for you to go hit the bell symbol underneath
this video so you and me can hang out and chat after this video.
OK. So, I've been roasting a lot of people lately like Casey Neistat, PewDiePie,
Jacksepticeye, yada yada yada. And you guys are always leaving me comments telling me who
I should roast next.
And right on time... "Can you please roast Smosh" Come on nobody wants me to Roast
Smosh!
101 thumbs up?!
OK I guess you guys do want me to roast Smosh!
Well those guys Ian and Anthony, they are like the original YouTubers. I remember back
in like 2006 when they had the #1 most viewed video on YouTube.
I want to be the very best.
Like no one ever was.
Pokemon gotta catch them all
it's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Oh come on guys I'm in the middle of a Smosh flashback here!
Fine if you guys really want me to roast Smosh, I'm gonna give them a call and make sure it's
OK that I roast them.
Hey uh, Anthony you're getting a call from a white bread.
Oh yeah. Uh his name is Chad but I know like 23 Chad's so it's the only way I can remember
his name.
oh, he's really really white like white bread.
Yep
Well, that's rude. They didn't answer. I'm guess I'm gonna jump on Twitter and
ask you guys what I shouild roast them about.
I'm gonna use your tweets in my next video so hit reply and roast Smosh.
OK, let's see what you guys have to say here.
Why do you look like the dollar tree version of Ian?
Guys, I want you to roast Smosh not me! Hello!
Smosh, I used to watch you, then I grew up!
Their videos are as cringey as a Nickelodeon ad
i'm here with my friends. Nickelodeon. The sun never ends. Nickelodeon.
2010 called, they want their YouTubers back!
3.9? What does 3.9 mean? oohhh, Smosh the movie got a 3.9 out of 10 stars!
When was the last time Ian got a haircut 2003?!
I need a haircut too.
Speaking of Ian's hair, the only thing that sucks worse than Ian's hair is Anthony!
Worst kept Secret Gay affair ever
Whoa, hold up hold up there Vic. Not everybody with that particular hair cut is gay ok?
You make me feel straight!
Chad, guess what!
Uhh, let me guess, Smosh just roasted me…?
Who?
Smosh
Who?
Uh you know, Smosh!
Who?
No! Your Pen Pineapple Pen video is about to hit 50 million views.
But that video only took like 1 day to make!
I know, every time you make a crappy video it does so well
Gosh, why do I keep trying to make good videos?
Cuz you're an idiot...
What?
because you're a perfectionist
Can you leave... and then come back in pretending smosh said something bad about me?
fine…
Oh my god Chad, you can't believe it. Guess who roasted you, Smosh
Hey Ian, guess who makes the worst YouTube videos...Chad Wild Clay.
One second, putting in contact solution.
But I thought Smosh loved my YouTube videos...
You know what I'm gonna do?!
I'm gonna roast them!
Wait a second...hoverboards weren't invented when Smosh was popular. For them I gotta go
old school transportation.
A walking stick!
Yeah!
Anytime I
need to totally roast somebody I do some crazy hacking, but because Smosh is so old, first
I need to travel back in time.
Whoa? Where am I?
A VCR?! I really am in the olden days!
And here's an old laptop! Time to start hacking!
So after a bit of hacking, I discovered that Smosh used to be the #1 most subscribed YouTube
channel.
Ah back when 2,000 subscribers would get you the #1 spot.
But then on June 12th, 2006 they were passed by a guy name Judson Laipply. Oh I member
this guy
Yeah you ain't nothing but rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine.
And then 1 year later Smosh became the #1 most subscribed channel for a second time
only to be passed again but this time by Ryan Higa!
Hey guys, we made it to the #1 most subscribed spot on YouTube.
But fast forward to 2013 and Smosh became the #1 most subscribed channel for the 3rd
time. But again they were passed by...can you guess by who?
How's it going bros. It's Pewdiepie. And thank you since we hit #1
Hey man! Congrats for making #1 subscribed really awesome stuff.
OK, that's enough research. I'm ready to roast...
Three times you were the very best Like YouTube's number 1
PewDiePie and Ryan Higa passed you Even that guy Judson
I heard you met in science class
Way back in 6th grade But the last time you made me laugh
Was way back on Myspace
OK Smosh, 2010 called It's Anthony
And then there's another dweeb OK Smosh, oooh you're just best friends
Why, do you already have boyfriends? OK Smosh, 2010 called
6 billion views A good time to quit YouTube
Your careers and your hairdos Cut them off, 2010 called
2010 Called Yeah
10 Smosh channels, 10 too many Thank god they don't all show your face
Once I watched accidently So I sprayed my eyes with mace
Come with me, let's waste some time watching Smosh the movie
Out of 10 got 3.9 Still better than Smosh magazine
OK Smosh, 2010 called It's Anthony
And Ian the other dweeb OK Smosh, oooh you're just best friends
Why do you already have boyfriends? OK Smosh, 2010 called
6 billion views A good time to quit YouTube
Your careers and your hairdos Cut them off, 2010 called
2010 Called. Yeah!
Haha, I roasted them!
Well now that all of Smosh's biggest fans have already left a thumbs down now is probably
a perfect time to let you know this whole video is a joke of course as always.
Ian and Anthony are actually really cool guys. I actually kinda miss the old days of YouTube
when they were the most subscribed on YouTube
Please don't forget to hit that bell symbol down below by the subscribe button so you
can hang out with me and chat after every video I upload. I'm gonna go down there right
now and hang out with you guys.
Also be sure to follow me on Twitter because I might end up using some of your tweets in
a future video and let me know below as well who I should roast next.
Also be sure to check out this video here or maybe that one too that's a cool one too.
And I'll see you guys real soon with a brand new vide......o!
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2016: A Road To The Light - Duration: 5:21.
There has been anything like this, in the past.
And what happend to you?
Look behind you
What can you see?
Darkness is everywhere
Open your eyes
And let yourself drown into it
The ocean is a dark place for you, darling
If you ask me if life has meaning...
No, it doesn't
Because people die...
I am sure?
No
Because some people love
And some care
And some can't forget...
And that its beautiful
(Hey bunny turn down that depressing music!)
(There is four years of highschool)
(I'm out)
Emotions are never black and white
They are more like symptoms
You lose your breathe every time they enter a room
Your heart beats faster when they walk by
Your skin tingles when you stand close enough to feel their breath
You are not crazy
Magic is real
Just because something sounds crazy doesn't mean it's not true!
Friends cannot be neglected
How lucky i am
To have something that makes saying goodbye so hard
All of the happy moments...
And the sad ones...
All of those
Are just part of it...
Part of...
The road to the light.
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SKIING WITH MY FAM FAM - Duration: 4:10.
now i'm on way to skiing for today
and I'm excited for to show more about skiing with you guys
Cheyenna: can you say something to the camera?
LeAnna: what?
LeAnna: no
my sister is always being weird
Keelan: enough of it please
My brother's a camera shy
RIP
honestly, i really love the snow so much
because i feel like it was an inspiration
and it's so beautiful
i just feel like wow
like you are in the heaven or something
you know?
i just really love the snow
i'm so excited for skiing
it has been a long time
it has been a year
ever since i have skied
finally, today is the day that we are going to SKIING
and i think it is irony because
last year, we went to skiing on the same date
it was December 29th
and today was 29th
i thought it was kinda funny
which it is cool tho
Dad: come on, lets go to skiing in over there
Mom: I don't want go to the same area
Dad: no, we are going to the Hasselback
Cheyenna: can you see me? (I was talking to my mom)
okay, now we have been skiing since
9 am in the morning
i'm really exhausted
of course, i will show you more of footages later
Cheyenna: she fell for several times ;P
LeAnna: I'm tired
we are in the brooks
and we are stuck in the snowstorm
look at over there
Mom: what a huge snowstorm
the snow is thick right now
and it's hard to skiing in those fresh snow
most of the people kept falling because of it
i don't like this!
but unfortunately, we are stuck in the mountains
All of us couldn't see anything at all since there is a snow blizzard
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Radio (2017) - Short Horror Movie (ENG SUBTITLES) - Duration: 18:18.
Photos
Screenplay and direction
Good evening, it's Krzysztof Makowski. Welcome to this beautiful January evening.
Although it's frosty outside, we're all calm and relaxed. I'd like to remind you: call our studio on 29 75 55 55
Hey baby. How are you getting on with your writing?
Can't you hand it in next week?
Ok, just asking.
Quite well.
Listen, I'll be back late, I need to stay after the broadcast and prepare playlists for the weekend.
Yeah, don't wait for me. Sleep well, bye.
And we've got another call. Hello, hello who's calling?
Hello?
Well, apparently something has broke the connection up.
And another call. Maybe this time will be able to talk. Hello, hello, who's calling?
Hello?
Hello?
Fuck!
Stupid pricks are pulling stunts
RADIO
5 years later
"What's on tap for today?" "The story of a song which made people commit suicides."
Nice. Maybe we shall get it on-air?
Yes. And we'll do a survey. If someone wants to kill themselves, please contact us to prove the legend is true.
Just let me take a look or else I'll get off-topic again.
That's not my fault that I always find stories which you didn't hear about. At least you'll learn something new.
Yeah, but as a host of a paranormal broadcast I'd rather be an expert in this matter, not an idiot.
"Stop whining. Ready?" "Always."
Here it's Jacek Gadowski
And Adam Grys.
It's Friday, 10 p. m so it's time for another round of paranormal, bloodcurdling, creepy stories.
Today our show will be very vivid and diverse!
We'll be talking about a mysterious SMS, which received several hundred of people in the whole world.
About an amazing painting, which portrays a person born a couple of years after finishing that piece of art.
You'll hear the legend of a letter, which caused a heart attack of several men.
And we'll also present the history of a song which made people commit suicides.
It'll be spookily and paranormally. Stay with us.
"Adam, how are you feeling after listening to the song?" "Well certainly I don't feel like jumping off a bridge."
Neither do I, yet several suicides were reported to have been commited during or shortly after listening to this song.
I need to say that it's quite a twisted story.
It seems that despite the late hour, we are not the only ones at work here.
The editorial staff is on the alert. It keeps watch and ward.
We're leaving you with our newest proposal for the Monday music chart
and in the meantime we'll say hello to our colleague.
Perhaps to our female colleague.
Could you just slam this fucking door quietly? We hear everything!
Can't you see the lamp out of the corridor?
"Hello? Is anybody there?" "Mind you, it's dark at the staircase."
Oh, come on, cut the crap.
Hello?
Nobody there.
But I heard someone coming in.
Me too, so what? We must have imagined that.
Or maybe it was just something clicking in the backing track.
Or maybe something clicking in your ass.
What are you doing?
In a moment we'll see what that was.
In our headphones we can hear everything that gets on-air, right?
So let's just listen to the backup player.
I need to say that it's quite a twisted story.
"Did you hear that?" "Yeah, I'm not deaf."
I need to say that it's quite a twisted story.
So you still think that it was just „clicking" in the track?
A WEEK LATER
Fucking shit. They should junk that crap long ago!
Are you fucking nuts?
Man, I've almost shit myself! What the fuck are you doing?
Nothing...
Just those stories make me crazy.
Don't go mad man.
No
I don't know what is going on.
Did you hear something again?
No, it's just...
It must be the console. They should do something with that.
It may be the cables or something, the mics turn on and off whenever they want.
And that scared you?
Yeah, it is very old but any digital table wouldn't replace it.
It's classic, like the old mercedes. Indestructible.
Yeah, see it.
Flowers? Gosh.
It's 10 pm, like every friday it's Jacek Gadowski
and Adam Grys. And today you will listen to an unusual history of a woman
who couldn't see her reflection in the mirror.
Like a vampire.
Exactly, but she was a normal woman
she went to church regularly and ate garlic
Maybe not enough?
Maybe, but surely...
Turn on some music
How the hell it happend?
That's a very good question.
Maybe it was placed to close to the edge.
How?
This way? Or maybe this...
I don't know!
But you're not going to tell me, that some fucking ghosts are buzzing all around!
I don't know! Please explain me how that could happen?
How do you explain what happend last week?
Are you serious?
Man, I thought that you're taking the piss out of me
but now I think that the broadcast seriously freaks your head!
Fuck off! You saw everything!
What explanation do you have mr "I-know-everything-better"?
I don't know.
I think I'm going crazy just like you.
What the fuck are we doing?
Listen, you saw that some strange things are going on.
We'll just check whether anything weird appears when nobody is here.
And who are we?
Ghostbusters?
Shut up and plug it.
Everything is all right.
How nice that ghosts didn't fucked up the mics.
You're so fucking funny, straight for the standup.
I'm curious what are you going to say if you hear that something was recorded.
Of course that something was recorded, and I even know what.
Silence.
Here.
Fuck...
Somebody was here...
...but didn't come in through the door.
Whose is that locker?
I've no idea. Never seen anybody using it.
Name: Krzysztof Makowski, Post: Presenter
employment period: 2000-2005
the reason for termination of the employment: suicide
Death place:
Broadcast station
It's been a week since the mysterious disappearance of two local radio station presenters.
Jacek Gadowski and Adam Grys last Friday had their last broadcast about paranormal activities.
The Anxiety and mystery to the whole thing adds the fact
that according to the CCTV, they both appeared at the radio station on Saturday morning about five o'clock,
but never left the building.
SCREENPLAY AND DIRECTION
CAST
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[ENG SUB] Ninety One SPACE № 007 - Duration: 14:14.
Hello everyone
We are flying to show place "Tungi Studio"
What do you know about "Tungi Studio"?
Well...
They're filming at night... ("Tungi" means "over night/at night" in Kazakh)
In a studio
What do you think is around my neck?
It's Stitch!
We met a small kid on the plane
Task: make it laugh
The kids are afraid of AZ
What a sweetie!
By the way, I dreamt of a kid tonight
Well, I'm sitting here with you right now
Where are the boys?
We should've filmed the "Ayiptama" MV here
We are home
We're watching the broadcast "Tungi Studio"
Batyr, get done already, let's watch
Well, since we want to bring something to this world
We'll bring them "әу" (that word means "from the very beginning" idk man)
Now instead of "ёу" we'll use "әу"
BALA FELL
*tries a tongue twister*
It's already 6:15 and we haven't started yet
A half asleep AZ
One eye won't open all the way
Turns out this is AZ, Zaq, Bala, Alem and Ace
Should've immediately written that there's a fur coat on me
We're driving to our MV filming now
It's our second MV
The first day of filming will consist of me and Bala
The boys are coming with us to support us at the filming site
Good luck
Thanks
I couldn't fall asleep until 7AM
Even though I'm not filming
And I slept like a little kid
We finally arrived at the first location
where Bala will film his scene
So
Are you ready?
My friend
I'm ready
During the filming will be a lot of bypassers
Won't that bother you?
No
From a professional point of view, that shouldn't bother an artist at all
Bala is a professional
Professional
Is there tea?
Woah, where are we?
Let me show you the surroundings
The director told me to tell you that his hair is getting styled
I thought: Why should I say that if everything can be seen?
If it was like THIS, for example:
"Right now Bala is getting his hair styled"
If it was like that, then that's understandable
But it's not like that
Is that the same woman everyone's talking about?
But no, I understand
If it was another woman
but... is it that woman?
Let's begin!
It's 3PM, but we should've been by the subway at 2PM
and we're hungry!
I'm of course ready, but it's a little scary
Not a little, but very scary
I have two scenes
I worry
I'll work hard
There are cool things here, a cool telephone
As you see the location is very beautiful, infinitely
Filming?
Yeah
Who are you filming?
ZAQ
You're filming me right now though
You only have one double
Only one
We can manage that right?
Do you think it'll work?
I believe so
thanks
Well, watch
Be happy
Good luck!
Thank you!
Let's go
Greet your parents for me!
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Ep 72- Top 10 Anti-Vaxxer Predictions for 2017 [My Incredible Opinion] - Duration: 5:16.
2017 is almost upon us and rather than reflect on the events of 2016, a year of medical tyranny
and government overreach, I thought it might be fun to take a look forward into this coming
year and make some predictions as to what might transpire.
I will be wrong on some of these no doubt, but perhaps I'll get a few right.
OK, without any further adew, to you and you and you, here are my Top 10 Ultimate Anti-Vaxxer
predictions for the year 2017.
#10- Medicare will mandate protection zones around hospital emergency rooms and require
flu shots to be administered in the ambulance before trauma victims are allowed into the
hospital.
Walk in patients will be kept outside the hospital and will be delivered self-administered
flu shot packs via drone.
Those requiring overnight hospital stays will be given Influenza Vaccine IV drips to ensure
their health, and the herd's during their visit.
Doctors and nurses who abstain from the flu shots will be placed in plastic bubbles and
allowed to play soccer in the parking lot.
#9- Increasingly frustrated pediatricians will begin to fire patients for skipping vaccinations,
not fully completing their prescribed course of antibiotics, and not saying "Ahhh" loud
enough when asked.
Also for looking them in the eye.
Never do that.
It's not safe.
#8- As Californians continue their pursuit of protecting families from
fascist politicians intent upon pharmaceutical control of every boy and girl in the land,
Senator Richard Pan will start a new Couch to 5K program to improve his odds of outrunning
the tireless parents.
#7- After thousands of Mumps outbreaks around the country, the ineffective Mumps vaccine
will finally be withdrawn from the shelves due to pressure from public health officials.
Excuse me, it will actually be withdrawn because of educated, affluent anti-vaxxers who got
neither Mumps or the vaccine.
They're the ones that made the vaccine not work.
The Mumps component of the MMR vaccine will be removed, replaced with Gardasil and rebranded
as Water.
#6- The Zika epidemic will be declared to be over.
Credited with this public health success will be multiple Zika unlicensed vaccines currently
still in development around the world.
The Zika vaccine will never the less be added to the CDC mandatory vaccine schedule and
the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation will donate $200 million to the administration of Zika
vaccine to India and Pakistan.
#5- A Zika epidemic will be announced in India and Pakistan.
#4- Increasing numbers of Pertussis/Whooping Cough outbreaks will occur due to an ineffective
Pertussis vaccine.
CDC officials will respond by announcing new measures to protect the young, including having
immediate family members, pets, that dude across the street and all of your Ikea furniture
vaccinated for Whooping Cough.
Babies will also need to be hermetically sealed in a portable Pak & Play.
The Pak & Play will also need to receive the DTaP shot.
Weekly.
#3- Several schools in California, Mississippi and West Virginia add Zika, Ebola, Gardasil,
Pink Eye and Cooties to their mandatory vaccine lists.
School teachers rejoice as public school class sizes plummet.
There will still be no vaccine requirements for cafeteria lunch workers, custodians, teachers,
administration or the school nurse.
#2- Philadelphia based Paul Offit to move to California as he's named head of the California
State Vaccine Police.
In a surprise marketing move, and to calm the nerves of vaccine-hesitant parents across
California, Offit will launch a children television show called "Get the [Censored] Out of My Face".
#1- British journalist Brian Deer's career takes a peculiar turn as he dedicates his
life to helping children through a new TV show called Brian'll Fix It, and renames himself
"Dr. Magic".
There you have it folks, that is my Ultimate Top Ten List of Anti-Vaxxer predictions for
2017.
What do you think will happen in the coming year?
I'd love to hear your thoughts- maybe you disagree, but I think we can all agree Big
Pharma will be richer and we'll all be sicker than last year.
And that is my incredible opinion.
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My Top 10 Best Games of 2016 - IMPLANTgames - Duration: 16:46.
I've played a ton of games in 2016, and beat more games than your average gamer.
With titles ranging from 1987 through 2013, spanning 13 different home consoles, I've
experienced plenty of gaming greatness.
So on today's episode of 5 games I present My Top 10 Best Games of 2016.
First up we have Disney's Aladdin, released for the Sega Genesis back in 1993.
At the time, the game was praised as being on the same level as the Sonic series, but
this one certainly hasn't aged as well as the Blue Blur.
With some weird difficulty spikes, curious gameplay choices, and at times lacking the
polish found in some of the best 16-bit games of the era, Aladdin doesn't have quite the
same appeal in 2016 as he once did.
That said, I still find the game to be rather charming.
For starters, the graphics and animation are top notch and do a wonderful job capturing
the mood of the film, from the sprite work to the movie inspired set pieces.
And thankfully, Aladdin plays just as good as he looks, with responsive controls, excellent
jumpinging mechanics, and fun combat.
I also appreciate the moderate length, decent challenge, thoughtful continue system, and
terrific soundtrack.
These may not be the richest synthesized instruments found on the hardware, but the compositions
and melodies are ripped straight from the film, and are just as catchy as ever.
Overall, Aladdin is still pretty great, and I'm glad I was finally able to take down
Jaffar and cross this one off my backlog.
Coming in at number 9 is Grabbed By The Ghoulies, developed by Rare and released on the Xbox
in 2003.
This was met with a lukewarm reception, but I find with the expectations of what a Rare
game should be now a thing of the past, the game can finally be appreciated for what it
is.
And that is a solid 3D Beat-em-up with plenty of gameplay and control gimmicks really setting
it apart from other beat-em-ups of the era.
First, there is no attack button.
Instead, you utilize the right joystick to attack in the desired direction.
Sort of like a twin stick shooter.
Next, instead of just defeating all of the enemies to unlock the next area, you have
to follow the given rules to succeed.
This might be defeating certain kind of enemies, being limited to certain weapon types, time
limits, and dozens of combinations of different requirements.
If you fail to abide by the rules, Death will come after you, allowing you to break the
rules if you aren't into that sort of thing.
The unique combat, unique rules aspect, and a ton of items and powerups to collect, make
Grabbed by the Ghoulies a rather entertaining endeavor.
Not only is Grabbed the Ghoulies a ton of fun to play, it looks and sounds terrific.
The art direction itself is amazing, looking like something straight out of a storybook.
The texture work is some of the best found on the hardware, and the lighting effects
are simply outstanding.
The fun gameplay and awesome presentation make this one, a no brainer.
Number 8 brings us to the curious 3DO.
While often labeled as one of the worst game systems of all time, the 3DO also happens
to have some fantastic games, imagine that.
Kenji Eno's D was first released on the 3DO for example, and is one of my favorite
FMV titles ever.
What the game does so well is take advantage of the strengths offered with the FMV genre,
while also understanding the interactive limitations.
The result is a game that feels completely different than anything else I've ever played.
First and foremost, you don't have direct control of the heroin Laura, and instead press
a direction and then watch her move.
This makes the game feel more like a point and click adventure, only it's very easy
to visualize the 3D space.
Basically all you need to do is explore a section of the castle, figuring out where
to use an item, to unlock the next item, and then figure out what to do with it.
There is also some minor puzzle solving, which again fits the overall feel of the game.
Most impressive of course is the mood, atmosphere, and story.
While it doesn't look like much here in the footage, this is a spooky game with plenty
of jump scares and generally unsettling content.
I won't spoil too much of the story for those that haven't played it, but basically
you need to unravel the mystery behind your father going on a killing spree in an old
hospital.
If you don't have a 3DO, Saturn, or PlayStation, you can also buy this for $6 off Good Old
Games.
And you should, because D, is awesome.
Coming in at number 7 is Darkwatch, developed by High Moon Studios and released on the PlayStation
2 and Xbox back in 2005.
Being a late release, a new I.P., and developed by a little known company, Darkwatch didn't
exactly light up the sales charts.
However, this game is pretty freaking great and contains one of my favorite single player
campaigns found in a shooter.
First, the atmosphere is just awesome.
You play Jericho who turns into a Vampire after being bitten by Lazarus.
This gives Jericho some sweet powers, like blood vision and a double jump.
And the whole vampire tale takes place in an alternate old west, with plenty of nods
to steam punk.
While the atmosphere is just plain cool, the gameplay is even better.
Basically, this is Halo.
You can only carry two weapons at once, your dead friend is basically Cortana, there is
a Coyote which controls like a warthog, your shield recharges, and the melee attacks actually
do something.
This isn't a knock on the game either, Halo set a high bar in terms of gameplay, and Darkwatch
matches it tit for tat.
Add in some awesome period appropriate music, and some beautiful visuals, and you have an
excellent first person shooter.
Surprisingly, the 6th best game I played through in 2016 was yet another 3DO game.
This time, Electronic Art's The Need for Speed.
It's hard to believe this venerable series started out on the 3DO, but here it is, and
it's pretty damn good.
While the game attempts to be a simulation, and no doubt has some realistic nods in terms
of acceleration, speed, and braking, at it's core this is arcade style checkpoint racer.
The Need for Speed certainly looks a bit dated, with low polygon car models, a line scrolling
sprite engine, instead of true 3D, and a choppy frame rate by today's standards, but what
The Need for Speed absolutely nails is the controls.
The steering feels excellent, with each of the game's eight 90's sports cars exhibiting
their own characteristics, and all being an absolute blast to drive through the game's
lengthy tracks.
Unfortunately there are only three different courses, but they are of sufficient length,
containing some exceptionally fun sweeping bends and rolling hills matching the lazy
characteristics of the sports cars at hand.
A track racer, this is not.
Of course, released during the peak of the FMV era, there is a ton of full motion video
here, with a protagonist exhibiting plenty of 90's 'tude.
For me, the enjoyable full motion video, and awesome open road driving nature the game,
is an intoxicating experience, and one of my favorites from this year.
As we cross the halfway point we arrive at Black, another first person shooter released
for the Xbox and PlayStation 2.
With the Xbox 360 already on store shelves, and the PlayStation 3 launch looming, it was
a bit odd for Electronic Arts to release a AAA title on dieing hardware.
But they did, and my God is this game fantastic.
Black comes to us from the developers of the Burnout series, and man does it show.
Black is a nonstop assault for the senses.
First and foremost, the various guns take center stage.
These are extremely detailed, highly exaggerated, and sound amazing.
Every single bullet is an event, and when you combine a bunch on the screen at once,
you are left with an orchestra of destruction.
After getting used to surreal audio experience, you'll find there is also a polished First
Person Shooter lurking underneath.
Enemy encounters are fun and varied, requiring the use of sniping, well timed grandes, and
good old fashion fire fights.
The variety of tactics is carried onto the maps.
These are generally well designed, guiding you forward through lighting, object placement,
and of course the locations of enemies.
On top of this, you often can't backtrack thanks to the lack of a jump button.
Again, this all aids in Black being a terrific shooter, as you don't have to think about
things like "where do I go next" and instead only think about what to shoot next.
It's beautiful, sounds stunning, and Black is a blast to play.
Pun, intended.
At number four we have Voodoo Vince, a 3D platformer released right as interest in 3D
platformers was waning, and exclusively on the Xbox, a system which attracted fans of
shooters, not platformers.
Unfortunately, this created the perfect storm of a lack of interest from the public, as
well as critics who had grown tired of the genre.
And this is a damn shame because Voodoo Vince is an amazing game.
The controls are smooth and responsive, and landing on platforms is never a problem.
The attacks are also solid, if not a little too similar to a certain bandicoot.
But the main gimmick here is the Voodoo powers.
After collecting enough beads, the game is set in Louisiana after all, Vince can perform
a special attack involving self harm, which will take out all enemies within a certain
blast radius.
If you aren't into collecting widgets, you don't have to either, as the collectables
in Voodoo Vince are completely optional, which is nice.
Also nice is the level design.
The difficulty curve here is nearly perfect, starting out nice and easy, and ramping up
into some truly tricky platforming near the game's conclusion.
Combine this with one of the most fitting soundtracks ever found in a game, along with
set-pieces fitting Louisiana, instead of cookie-cutter locals like desert and snow, and you have
one of the most refreshing games I played this year.
Sonic Advance marked Sega's debut on a Nintendo platform.
Sonic Adventure 2 was also released on the GameCube on the same date, but that was a
port, not an all new adventure.
So yeah, Sonic Advance was a pretty big deal.
It also marked Sonic's return to his roots, in a proper 2D side scrolling adventure.
And man, this game rocks.
Like the classic titles, the structure is the tried and true, 2 acts and a boss fight
making up each zone.
Even better, the balance of speed versus platforming feels spot on, with plenty of loop-de-loops
mixed in with great vertical elements and tricky platforming.
Being co-developed by Dimps, there are some occasionally obnoxious bottomless pits, but
these are few and far between.
Like the Adventure series, there are multiple characters to unlock, including Tails, Knuckles,
and Amy.
Tails and Knuckles have their trademark flying, gliding, and climbing, making many acts a
touch easier, in addition to adding alternate routes through the levels not possible with
Sonic.
Amy changes things up completely, as she doesn't spin while in the air, making her vulnerable
at all times.
She acts as a Hard mode, and beating the game with her is a satisfying accomplishment.
Where Sonic Advance triumphs the most, is capturing the classic Genesis series in terms
of art direction, level design, and soundtrack.
Seriously, the compositions here are excellent, and take advantage of the unique hardware
and software solutions required to get good sound out of the hardware.
The end result is an awesome platformer catering to both fans of the classic series, as well
a whole new generation.
Quite the feat for sure, and a must own for the system.
As we near the finish line, we arrive at yet another Sonic game.
This time, the one that started it all.
Sonic's 1991 debut needs no introduction.
Instead, let me gush about the things that still hold up 25 years later.
First and foremost, the controls are simply brilliant.
The running and jumping feel spot on, and the physics engine is quite advanced for the
time, with Sonic interacting perfectly with elevation and speed changes.
The result is one of the tightest controlling platformers, ever.
Next, the graphics are still beautiful.
Featuring a bright, vibrant, color palette, and some extreme speed, Sonic the Hedgehog
is a visual tour de force for the Genesis, with an art style still mimicked to this very
day.
And then there is the soundtrack.
The synthesized instruments sound absolutely amazing.
With an emphasis on horns and drums rather than strings, Sonic the Hedgehog demonstrates
that in capable hands, the Sega Genesis could hang with other systems of the time in terms
of richness and depth.
Like Aladdin, Sonic the Hedgehog isn't perfect by any stretch, lacking infinite continues,
occasional enemy and spike placement issues not matching the flow of the acts, and some
pacing issues depending on your preference of speed versus platforming.
But even with some mild blemishes, few titles tickled my gaming fancy quite like Sonic the
Hedgehog.
This brings us to the best game I beat in 2016, New Super Luigi U for the ill-fated
Wii U.
This marks a true high point in 2D platformers, with an attention to detail almost unmatched.
Nintendo could have simply made this New Super Mario U with Luigi tossed in for good measure,
but they didn't do that.
Instead, the levels are all rebuilt specifically for Luigi's ultra high, ultra floaty, controls.
Next, the game is under a strict timer, adding tension to the gameplay.
The levels are shorter to compensate, but there is little doubt the platforming is also
tougher, which is something I find immensely appealing.
The rest of the classic elements from the New Super Mario franchise are all present,
with vibrant graphics, looking even better in high definition, a high amount of variety
from the different set pieces to the different level gimmicks, and a soundtrack as magical
as the visuals.
Basically, New Super Luigi U is one of the greatest 2D platformers I've ever played.
Every single platform and enemy seems purposely placed creating a sort of level flow that
is nearly unmatched.
Somehow, even with Luigi's bizarre jumping characteristics and recycled graphics, New
Super Luigi U is undeniably special, making this the best game I beat in 2016.
So there you have it, the top 10 best games I played in 2016.
Of course, these might not be the best games of all time, and I'm sure all of you have
games you absolutely adored during 2016.
So be sure to leave a comment and let me some of the best games you played this year.
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