Youtube News: Youtube daily report w Dec 31 2016

Hi, guys. This is Mizton Pixan and this is my channel, "Mizton Nauatlahtolpan".

Remember that I'm not a native speaker and this is not a Nahuatl course.

I'll be glad to get your corrections.

Today I want to wish you a happy and awesome new year with your family, your friends, your partner...

...or partners...

Or... or by yourselves, why not?

What did you do on Christmas? And what about the 31st?

On Christmas I went with my family to Tepoztlán, a small, beautiful town...

We went up this mountain called "Tepozteco". It has a pyramid on the top...

By the way, in Tepoztlán and around, Nahuatl is still spoken a little.

And tomorrow, the 31st, I'll go to my grandma's, not very far from where I live. By subway I'll get there very quickly.

And on Sunday I won't do anything... NOTHING at all.

In 2017 I want to do lots of things.

I want to learn more Russian, more Japanese, I want to keep doing these videos...

I want to go to Germany (or "Teutotitlan" :P), to visit a friend... and... many other things.

What about you? What do you want to do?

Thank you for listening, make sure you subscribe, and...

I'll see you in two weeks.

*Japanese* See ya!

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Nose Shave Biopsy | Auburn Medical Group - Duration: 4:14.

hey thanks for joining a friend don don

has this growth you had on your eye for

about a year but youryour and a half you

i do not like how it looks when I what I

magnify it and look at it really closely

so we are going to do a biopsy on that

shape biopsy taken off and see what it

put a little wound seal on it so that it

heals up put a scab on it now and we'll

know in a few days if it does turn out

to be a type of skin cancer will

probably have to send you to ace a

dermatologist who does most surgery to

finish it off

ok but it does not look like the

dangerous type of skin cancer doesn't

look like malignant melanoma it's the

kind that's fairly common and we take

care of without much trouble

that's nice we'll do it is i'll go in

underneath it

here's the shot sorry wow you didn't

even flinch

so I'm puffing that up the reason I'm

putting that up is so that I don't have

to go into a curve you know a big divot

or ditch in the face that's kind of a

hard way to get in there with a curved

blade so this flexible blade allows me

to get right in there

want to get the whole Legion and not

leave any behind but we also want to

leave your face behind i didn't get it

all in one pass so put that on one side

this on the other and go down underneath

delicately

there we go alright turn your head a

little bit more

there you go just like that because

we're going to have to put the the

wounded seal in there because I'm going

to pour it on and pour this powder on

close your eyes tight tight tight tight

all right we got liftoff and see how we

have no blood coming through

close your eyes really tight going to

brush it ok brush them off so we want to

run your eyelid over i brought eyebrow

over here

ok sit up if you can how's that feel

no no it is not

yeah alright so you have a scab on that

spot where we removed the sample where

route there it is so we took that off

ok I am NOT confident that I got the

whole thing I think when the

dermatologist or the one pathologist

look that he's going to say whatever it

is still at the edges at the margins and

that's because of that difficult area

there so i have probably be referring

you to a dermatologist after this is

done i hope you don't have to write i

hope this turns out that we got it all

it may be that we have to just watch it

let it heal up and watch it even if i

did not get all of it depending on what

type of cancer it is and if you want to

do that if you want that option of just

watching it still jumping right into

surgery we can do that the risk would be

that you may have to have more surgery

later if we don't jump on it early but a

lot of times if it's just a basal cell

carcinoma you can even treat just with

using it so we'll see what we can get

together and talk about if you want or

we can talk about it over the phone

that's it it's okay thanks for joining

us we'll go ahead and make it so you can

subscribe to these videos if you want to

watch them and then see patients like

don dons a good one until next time Dr

Martin telling you to stay good

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Atropello mortal de un niño en Nueva York | Al Rojo Vivo | Telemundo - Duration: 2:33.

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Realizan carrera de mascotas y sus dueños en Madrid | Al Rojo Vivo | Telemundo - Duration: 0:34.

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Pasajeros causan violento incidente en pleno vuelo | Al Rojo Vivo | Telemundo - Duration: 0:40.

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Fuerte despliegue de seguridad en "Desfile de Las Rosas" | Al Rojo Vivo | Telemundo - Duration: 2:36.

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Policía dispara por la espalda a hombre en Texas | Al Rojo Vivo | Telemundo - Duration: 0:41.

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Miley Cyrus y su novio visitan a niños enfermos | Al Rojo Vivo | Telemundo - Duration: 0:39.

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Mira las primeras fotos del bebé de Luis Fonsi | Al Rojo Vivo | Telemundo - Duration: 0:34.

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Niños piden a Reyes Magos que no deporten a sus padres | Al Rojo Vivo | Telemundo - Duration: 2:44.

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Asaltante se fuga de la policía en un camión de mudanzas | Al Rojo Vivo | Telemundo - Duration: 0:36.

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Aseguran que "cerdos mutantes" invaden pueblo de Bolivia | Al Rojo Vivo | Telemundo - Duration: 2:45.

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Brindamos con nuestro equipo por el nuevo 2017 | Al Rojo Vivo | Telemundo - Duration: 1:28.

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Critican a Galilea Montijo por beso en la boca a su hijo | Al Rojo Vivo | Telemundo - Duration: 0:41.

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Mira los mejores cambios de imagen en ARV en 2016 | Al Rojo Vivo | Telemundo - Duration: 2:57.

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The Bye Bye Man

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Did Nostradamus Predict Aliens Will Invade Earth in 2017 - Duration: 5:49.

Did Nostradamus Predict Aliens Will Invade Earth in 2017?

by UFOholic.

An interpreter makes a shock claim: in 2017, aliens will invade Earth, and World War 3

will erupt.

It was what the Bible and Nostradamus predicted.

According to claims made by psychic T Chase, who runs the YouTube channel Revelation13,

extraterrestrial forces are preparing for a massive strike against Earth, and the events

leading up to the attack have been described both by Nostradamus and the book of Revelation.

In one of his video, the psychic asserts he was able to decipher clues hidden in ancient

writings that ultimately allowed him to design a theory detailing the imminent scourge.

According to T Chase, one of the greatest catalysts for the upcoming apocalypse is Russian

president Vladimir Putin, who he sees as being hellbent on starting the third global hostility

event.

Once World War 3 is underway, the extraterrestrial forces will step in aided by �I kid you

not� Jesus himself.

The Christ-ET coalition will defeat Putin and then begin to install a new world order

in which the chaotic nature of human beings is slowly being weeded out.

T Chase says the DNA-altering technology the aliens possess will allow them to turn humans

into more peaceful and organized creatures.

Humans are too war like to ever live peacefully,� he said.

So how did the psychic arrive to this conclusion?

He read the signs.

In his opinion, Putin was foretold as a harbinger of doom because at the time he rose to power,

several celestial signs appeared.

A number of planets aligned in the form of a cross, coupled with a solar eclipse, this

event had all the markings of an omen for the change of times.

T Chase also cites the book of Revelation as a source for information regarding the

upcoming invasion.

�If you look to decode Revelation 19 it sounds like a UFO invasion,� he claimed.

�In Revelation 19:11 it says �I saw a heaven open� and �a white horse� and

Revelation 19-14 says �and the armies in heaven followed on white horses�.�

Iam sayig that the white horses could be UFOs � it could be Christ and his fleet of UFOs

to defeat the Anti Christ at the battle of Armageddon,� he added.

T Chase invokes another biblical metaphor in his argument; he said that in Revelation

21 the good book speaks of the New Jerusalem and in his opinion, this could be seen as

an alien city or mothership being transported into our dimension to act as the aliens�

headquarters.

T Chase invokes another biblical metaphor in his argument; he said that in Revelation

21 the good book speaks of the New Jerusalem and in his opinion, this could be seen as

an alien city or mothership being transported into our dimension to act as the aliens�

headquarters.

Maybe they will modify human DNA to make us more peaceful�that is what could be going

on there.�.

If this all sounds too thick to be true, your common sense is still working.

The Bible can be interpreted in many ways and to be honest, this is an interpretation

characteristic to the 21st century, a period marked by fears of alien invasions and planetary

takeovers.

But T Chase claims that the signs are not only present in the Bible, but also in Nostradamus�

writings.

�For a long time a grey bird will be seen in the sky

near D�le and the lands of Tuscany.

He holds a flowering branch in his beak, but he dies too soon and the war ends.�

The psychic believes the grey bird could be a UFO belonging to Grey aliens that will make

itself seen in the sky over Europe.

Yet another clue is hidden in Century 2, Quatrain 70 of the reputed seer�s writings:

The dart from the sky will make its extension, Deaths speaking: great execution.

The stone in the tree, the proud nation restored, Noise, human monster, purge expiation.

The dart is undoubtedly a UFO with destructive capabilities and it will see the annihilation

of millions, T Chase affirms.

So, is there any reason to be concerned?

If we look back at all the doomsday predictions for 2016, we will see that none have come

to fruition.

The texts of Nostradamus and the Bible are ambiguous, to say the least and interpretations

can go any way you choose.

The possibility of aliens one day showing up on our doorstep remains real, but it is

very unlikely that we will be warned by ancient writings.

Maybe we could get a heads-up from telescopes and other detection systems, but by then,

it�ll all be too late.

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BLACK SEA || Joon Jae + Shim Chung - Duration: 2:58.

You said that you wanted to hear my voice.

They will meet again.

What is 'love'?

Love is actually something quite dangerous.

If you love someone...that means you surrender.

I love you.

Who was that?

I will go back to the sea now.

I'm sorry.

I came too late.

Protect that woman.

Who are you?

Heo Joon Jae!

My secret is...

I am a mermaid.

No matter what you say, I'll stay by you without giving up.

Die! And never be born again!

Heo Joon Jae! I'm scared.

Drama: The legend of the blue sea

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2016 Wasn't All Bad News - Duration: 2:42.

STORIES TO REMEMBER.

PERHAPS THE BIGGEST AND

HAPPIEST STORY, MOST LIKELY TO

PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE.

THE CUBS WINNING THE WORLD

SERIES.

HUGS AND JUMPING FOR JOY,

IMAGES CHICAGO WILL NEVER

FORGET.

WE -- BEFORE WE BRING IN THE

NEW YEAR, WE THOUGHT THERE WAS

ANOTHER STORY WORTH A SECOND

LOOK.

INVOLVING JUST REGULAR PEOPLE

FROM OUR AREA.

WE HAVE THE STORY THAT MADE US

SMILE.

WE HOPE THEY DO THE SAME FOR

YOU.

2016 BROUGHT PLENTY OF

HEARTWARMING MEDICAL MIRACLES

LIKE BABY AVA BACK AT HOME.

WITH A BRAND-NEW HEART AFTER

111 DAYS IN THE HOSPITAL.

A TINY BABY AND DIRE NEED OF A

TRANSPLANT FOUND A LIVER DONOR

IN JUST 40 MINUTES.

AND CONJOINED TWINS WHO

UNDERWENT A 27 HOUR SURGERY

WERE SUCCESSFULLY SEPARATED AND

YET REMAIN INSEPARABLE.

FROM MIRACLES TO MISSIONS, SOME

CHICAGO DOCTORS SHOW US MEDICAL

EQUIPMENT DONATED AND TAKEN TO

SYRIA TO HELP BOMBING VICTIMS.

AND FROM SERIOUS, TO SILLY

, THIS CHICAGO TEACHER MADE US

SMILE WITH HIS WELCOME TO HIS

4th GRADE CLASS.

AN AWESOME DOG WALKS

HIMSELF ON THE CHICAGO RIVER

WALK.

WE SAW THE KINDNESS OF

STRANGERS, LIKE THE TWO GUYS

THAT SPOTTED THIS POPSICLE

VENDOR IN LITTLE VILLAGE.

A GOFUNDME PAGE RAISED

MORE THAN $384,000. AND A

SMILE WORTH EVEN MORE.

HOW ABOUT THESE SMILES.

A YOUNG SHOOTING VICTIM

SWIMMING IN A POOL DONATED BY A

POLICE OFFICER TO HELP WASH

AWAY THE MEMORIES.

SOME NICE JESTERS WERE

COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED. LIKE

DONATIONS RAISED FOR THE FAMILY

OF A PREGNANT WOMAN KILLED BY

GUNFIRE. INMATES MOVED BY THE

THOUGHT OF A BABY IN NEED WITH

NO MOM.

AND A STORY THAT PROVED PEOPLE

CARE.

A 9-YEAR-OLD AT HIS BIRTHDAY

PARTY. AND THE STORY SPREADS.

BRINGING BIRTHDAY CARDS AND

GIFTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD.

SO MANY, HE SHARED THEM WITH

OTHER KIDS WHO CALLED THEM A

MIRACLE.

PEOPLE CAME THROUGH.

THERE WERE MANY, MANY MORE

STORIES OF GENEROSITY AND

KINDNESS THESE ARE JUST A FEW

FEW.

WE HOPE TO BRING YOU MANY MORE

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1000 SUBSCRIBER SPECIAL - Duration: 18:42.

What the fuck?

What the fuck are you doing?

Where is the 1000 special?

You haven't uploaded in 4 months! You're so fucking lazy!

- No! - You're letting the subscribers down!

- You're letting the subscribers down! - Don't say that!

You're letting the subscribers down!

What can we do for a 1000 special then? Like... Should we just do somehing simple or...?

Let's do something simple. People, what does people like?

Face reveals! People like face reveals!

Simple... face reveal. Let's do a face reveal.

Wait! Shit! I've already done my face reveal!

Fuck...

What can we do then? I have no ideas.

We can skip this 1000 and do the 2000 instead, right?

Who's that?

Hi.

What is he doing? He's just sitting there. What should I do?

- You have to give the subscribers what they want. - And what's that!?

I don't know...

Maybe it's good if we actually read what's in the contract...

Show appreciation.

Shouldn't be too hard. I just want him gone. He scares the shit out of me.

What should we do then?

What are you doing?

- Learning how to cook... - Why?

- Because I can't cook... - Why are you watching that then?

I got to do something for him. No! I'm ready now. Let's do it! Fuck it! Cook some food!

- Hey! What about the apron? - Apron?

You gotta have an apron when you cook food.

- Happy now? - What about the chef's hat?

Chill!

Don't tell me how to fucking cook!

Chill! It's enough now!

Watch yourself very carefully now! Ok? Don' t tell me how to cook!

Damn! It's smokey! Gotta spice up the meatballs!

- Ey! Take it easy! - I had fucking enough of you! Get out of here!

Get out of my kitchen!

Here! Taste it!

Looks like shit!

Here you are, my lord. Hope it tastes good.

- Why is he not eating? - I don't know.

- Go and feed him. - What?!

Damn...

How do you think it went? Do you think he likes it? What the fuck...

Cut!

- Where are you going! - I'll show him!

So where are you from?

Oke...

Hello?

Hey! Did it work or what?

- Watch out! Watch out! Take cover now! - Watch out?

Wait?

I hear something coming...

I'll call you back.

Hey guys!? How did it go? Did he like it?

No...

They probably don't even miss me. Probably haven't even noticed that I've been gone.

The fuck is this?

I give up guys. There's not much else I can do. I can't seem to impress you.

I decided, this is the last thing I'll do to impress this guy right here and... I decided to go out with a bang.

You see this one? They say this is the most powerful one on the fucking market, OK?

We gotta go out with a bang and if this doesn't impress him, I don't know what does.

This... Again, most powerful one. Don't try this at home!

That's how you celebrate, mate! Here, drink up!

I want to thank you for being here today. I hope the viewers at home will appreciate this one.

And let's not do this again until 1 million cause this has been a fucking pain in the ass getting this together. (jk, let's do it again very soon)

You're freaky as shit. I hope you don't come back and...

I'll see you guys very soon!

Goodbye!

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How Can I Change My Life! - Duration: 1:36.

Hi, my name is Carlos and I wanted to make this video real quick to tell you the viewer

that if you're looking for change than what better day to turn your life around than today.

Now you may ask "How?"

well it's simple, it starts by putting off any hurt, doubt, depression, corrupt thinking,

lust, bitterness, and putting on the mind of Christ.

We have to be like an Eagles where every molting season they will put off their old feathers

to grow out their new which by this process they receive new physical strength to soar

above their enemies.

When it comes to change, God is willing to do his part, but not yours.

What do I mean by that?

God says in Romans 12 that you must renew your mind, He doesn't say He will do it

for you.

It's your responsibility to understand God's will in your life, to evaluate your thoughts,

to ask God for wisdom and to guard your mind from bad messages being thrown at you whether

it's from the TV or the music you're listening to.

I know it's not easy, it's a process, and the Holy Spirit will help you through

it, but you have to make that decision yourself, let it be today that you decide to get on

the right path.

Start thinking positive, fill your mind with what is pure and praiseworthy, not with what

is corrupting you.

Change your behavior, and don't just change your thoughts, but be a living example of

Jesus Christ by loving your neighbors and extending a helping hand to those in need.

Thank you for watch and don't forget to click on the subscribe button for more videos.

And remember, it's important to know that if you want to change your life, is necessary

to first change your mind, life will not get straighten out until your mind does.

Have a bless day and may the Gospel give you life.

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QuikUpload///2v1 (sound lost :| ) - Duration: 12:44.

Sorry there was no mic sound, ninjas

Ocam updated and I didn't know

sooo it ended up not recording the mic audio

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Sassy Isaac with Aeoni! || The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth multiplayer (FIN) - Duration: 39:00.

Isaac is a game that I don't play alone anymore at all

So here is my friend to play with:

Aeoni!!

- Just like a kids' show

- Well that went well

- Okay

- New run

- And

- Are we going with Isaac or..? - We'll...

- ...play

- But we have to think too much with Isaac because he has the die

- Yeah! And when I don't know half of the items

- So then it's like "Yeah yeah yeah this is a good one"

- Let's go with... -Let's take Yummy

- What Yummy?!

- It's

MAG-DA-LE-NE

- Yummy

- Let's pick hard

- Yeah. Hard hard, we're no whimps!

- Can we put the volume on?

- It would've made a mood of like

- really like awkward silence you know

- Yeah like "Let's just playyy" *in a creepy voice* - "Now we'll.... Play"

- Okay, which character do you want?

- What's its face I'll be this one

- It's a troll

- Do you have any idea what a troll could do?

- Troll bombs..

- Yeah! - I don't necessarily want to be that...

- I mean you CAN take it if you... - I want my angel!

- There was a laser dude

- I don't want a laser - Well then you're not taking the laser...

- I want to be the chubby man

- Okay okay

-We'll go here

- Noooo

- Are you sure?

- We don't have... Well go for it

- I'll trust you - Yay!

- Look!

- Not bad not bad...

- Ew ew EWW what are those?

- I was wondering if the TV is too loud?

- Is it?

- I don't know...

- Did you notice when I...

- If you compare

- the volume of the game and of our voices

- Yes

- So what is the answer??

- It's too loud

- That's what I thought

- Can we be heard now?

- Oh good lord...

- There was a fart left from me when I died

- Good for you

- Oh yeah now I can't be that anymore :(

- At least don't choose the derp one

- What? This? - Exactly

- Why not? - Well try!

- Yeah!

- ARE YOU A WIZARD HARRY That's what I thought

- This is a tough decision you know?

- What am I? - You're a soldier!

- I have a cute hotdog hat!

- ...Hotdog hat? - Doesn't it look like a hotdog?

- No?

- Laaseeer!

- It has a really bad damage though

- Is that like a normal laser that'll replace my tears

- or is that...

- ...like you'll shoot tears and laser - Yeah

- Let's try - Let's try?? XD

- Let's try XD

- Ah! See? Yess - I mean... Yeah, yeah...

- It's the best one though where the laser will come out of your forehead

- Is there one like that too?

- Yeah and then you can shoot with like, both

- eyes

- There's laser coming out of my forehead and I can shoot laser with both of my eyes

- Aino 2016

- Whhaat

- Great, great!

- Why are these on f-

- Yeah I was just wondering if you're familiar with these being on fire?

- No, no I'm not

- Oh I lost my soldier because I panicked and went away...

- Ooh noo

- Was that smart? - Now I'm a drooling person

- So an Aino?

- There's some chocolate coming out of his... I hope it's chocolate

- What?

- Chocolate

- You mean? Yeah!

- I was like... What?!

- Look!

- Yes!

- What was the point in that?

- Look! Breaking rocks...

- Breaking rocks! There might be trapdoors

- Yeah right sure yes mmhmm...

- Don't you trust? - No!

- How often have you actually gotten a trapdoor out of that?

- Or anything else that would be useful?

- Not even once if you never break them!

- But if you try to break them there could be!

- Yeah sure, totally worth it..

- We should've just gone for the button...

- Would the bombs have gone away if you went for the button?

- They probably would've transformed into something else

- What are these dogs talking about?

- EWW - Omg what are you?

- Is that my tongue?

- Are these the ones I can move?

- Yyeah?

- Move it away so I can get to the button

-Yaay!

- Can I explode it?

- Of course not!

- It's too dangerous

- Well maybe later

- Wait wait wait... I'll be here

- Yes?

- I broke rocks so there could've been those trapdoors of yours

- And that's why I accepted your request

- Yeah right, that's why

- Ready?

- Good!

- Safe and familiar...

- ... famine!

- I told you I'm not ready for this! - Great job

- Great job Aino

~Get destroyed, get destroyed~

~Get - destrooooyed~

- I'm not in ~da zone~ yet, you know?

- We don't have any damage

- And soon we won't have sany... sany?? (soon+any)

- What am I? WHAT AM-

- WHAT AM I??? - You're the statue of Liberty!!

- The statue of liberty

- Does the statue of liberty look like THAT to you???

- It looks exactly like that

- It's green and it has spikes on its head

- I have... NO

- I look more like some sort of a vegetable

- Well you look... You look nothing like a vegetable!!!

- Or like a sea creature

- Sea creature is closer, so it's a:

- Statue of liberty fallen into the sea

- Pixelated and crying- as well as a lasering one too

- Well yeah but everything in this game is pixelated and crying

- True, true

- A ball! How useless! - Give it to me

- I LEFT THE GAME!!

- WHY? - But you're a knight now

- But I'm... Not a statue of liberty that fell into the sea anymore...

- Where are you going? - The knight is better

- To get health - Right

- Because you wasted all our health

- Me? ME??

- Here will be a flashback of you wasting all our health!!

- Damn!

- I didn't really mean it...

- Okay okay basement 2

- There is still hope!

- No there's not, all hope is lost

- Okay

- It's good that you just accepted it like... "Okay"

- "There is no other answer"

- There is no more hope

- Fact accepted - EWW what is this room???

- It's like a.... Slim version

- Did that thing just go to being... Not black

- Whaat?

- It just looked like... That monster that was chasing you

- That it wouldn't have been black

- Can it just change color like *snap snap snap*

- Or did it take damage like just at that moment so it would.. I don't know let's continue

- Now let's hope for something good

- YAAY what is it? - I don't know

- Pis-ces

- What was that again? - It's "kalat" (in Finnish)

- Y-yeah but I mean...

- I thought that's what you wanted to know!

- They look so nice when they--- OUUHHH

- Oh! Knockback! That was the thing it does!

- Look at it being trapped to the wall like:

- Hey look I'm checkered!

- You do have a nice...

- ...pattern on your skin - a salmiakki pattern!

- And on my hair!

- Look!

- Of course!

- It would be way too normal to just have it on your skin

- Yeah!

- It's so much fun trying to get these flies on these rocks...

- Can I go here?

- It doesn't really help much

- I'll move it...

- Look how it just can't get to us...

- And so he tries...

- But there's no way he can get here..

- WHY are you trying to go there, we're not there anymore!

- It thought that we'd be there... - Embarrassing!

- I miss more like mom or mom's heart...

- Aino misses her mom

- Sure!

- Luck up.. Is this? - Yaaay

- I wanted it... But now...

- ..I'm not... - You always throw away the-

- Okay?

- Frog :3

- I'm CUTE

- Yeaaah, um, want to go to the shop?

- No

- To the shooooop

- Okei :|

- WHAT IS THAT

- Well you know how the other ones explode and the other ones shoot

- well that does both of them

- Wha?

- So it will shoot tears AND explode

- Oh when it... Well wasn't that intense

- I thought that it would... - It's not bad

- It just looks new

- This is so awful though

- I want damage

- Woah! - Take care of it, buddy

- Well done

- But there's no way you can do this...

- Yes there is

- Noo

- Come play it yourself

- Next time we'll get a room like this you'll play it through!

- I'm not gonna sacrifice myself for nothing - Without taking damage!

- Take care of it, buddy!

- This is easier

- See they gave you a heart in case you would've taken damage

- CAREFUL - Waaaa~

- It just came!

- I don't like this laser

- Me neither, whose idea was it to take a laser?

- Yours

- Oh, MY idea?

- Flashback: "Should we take the laser?"

"Let's try it"

" LET'S TAKE THE LASER"

- I'm afraid to say anything anymore... - No no!

- There we go

- ADORABLE

- Frog was better though

- Yeah it was

- And and and the statue of liberty

- I'll come to help you because you couldn't kill it

- Why THANK YOU - You're welcome

- Let's go to the shop - No

- why not? - Let's go

- Was it worth it? No, let's go away. - It was! PHD!

- Ok..

- We'll hear, we'll hear the sexy man!

- Right, yeah...

- Did you just use it?

- Yeah. Here I am

- It didn't say it

- Because you couldn't have used it to some boss

- But you do know that when you get a new pill

- you can use it so you can

- FIND OUT WHAT IT IS when it says "power pill" on the screen

- Yeaah but you do know Aino, you do know...

- It will be my excuse from now on if I do something wrong

- Oh that "You do know"

- You do know! - YOU do know XD

- Look at that there's a red chest!!

- RED

- We have plenty of keys...

- Four?

- Whatever

- Your lives

- Wohoo and now also YOUR lives!

- I'm not gonna take them yet

- You're not?

- Well I can, I'll lose my spider th-

- KNIGHT

- You got your knight back

- See? It was a good decision!

- You do know

- You can try telling that to yourself

- "That was a good decision"

- No it wasn't

- Well isn't this good- AAA

- It was so close!

- Too close - Woah!

- It went hiding behind the mushroom, how intelligent!

- Or you were just standing behind the mushroom

- thinking that you can damage it... - no it did go! It did!

- You do know

- ...Of course I would know

- Oh how harsh

- Harsh pals

- I WANT DAMAGE OR I'M NOT PLAYING ANYMORE

- what is that item thing of ours?

- What item thing? - That white blob in the corner

- I've been wondering about it for a while - Well it has something to do with spiders

- Gasp! Sexy man!

- We don't have to since we know what it is

- That's why I did it the last time because you were anticipating the voice

- And I- Actually...

- WHAT DID YOU DO?!

- I thought that...

- ...we won't get damaged anyway...

-...so I can already explode it

- Didn't quite work...

- Whohohoops!

- We didn't want those soul hearts...

- Oh my-

- What am I? - What are you?

- You have one fly

- I have like wings I'd assume

- or are they ears - Yeah they look like wings

- but they could be ears or horns

- But why would it have a helmet... - In any case that blue thing is glass

- Why would it have a helmet with horns... or wings?

- Why would you be that color

- ..and there's a ball of bandages spinning around you... - Oh c'mon

- What is it? - It's ugly

- Nah this has been... Has it?

- No.. - Well that depends on whether you've seen it before or not

- I'm not sure. It reminds me of things...

- Oh?

- I can't really say what... - You've encountered it in your rough childhood

-Eww... My childhood wasn't THAT bad

-Nice how this lags so you can dodge them easily - Now.. Yeaaah

- ...or at least one of us can

- I couldn't see anything from behind you!

- Is this supposed to be so...

- Sometimes fast sometimes slow or is this lagging

- Both

- It's meant to be sometimes slow sometimes fast AND it's lagging

- If we'll die we'll be extremely pathetic

- We'll be happy if we die because we can try again... - No... No!

- We'll be sad

- and we won't know what we'll do with our lives

- because we're.. Bad

- I btw watched "Finding Dory" the other day

- You did? I was supposed to watch that

- It's... Cute

- nostalgic, but completely useless

- That's what I thought - No, I mean

- why did they have to continue it?

- Let me guess, so like

- In Finding Nemo, it was a funny joke that Dory has a bad memory

- so they made a whole movie about it

- Yes

- Hey, I want to watch that...

- Beauty and the beast movie when it.. comes to existence

- Yeah, I was about to watch it a couple days ago but I didn't

- Then I watched that, what is it, Sausage party

- Don't watch it - Yeah I know...

- Do NOT watch it

- And I even watched it with Leevi (her brother)

- Oh my god

- It got us to think like... What even is life

- I haven't gone to the movies in a long time even though I should have

- Yeah because you haven't had me

- You never go to the movies with me anyway

- I don't? - No you don't

- I DON'T??? D: - Everytime I ask you

- you've already seen it with someone else

- You're so slow...

- What is that??

- It's happy - It's quite the cute little buddy!!

- It coughs - EW!

- It coughs things like this

- But a fly just didn't come out

- Oh I forgot that we had...

- This camera... I can't see our item from behind it!!

- Oh, I never see the bosses' health

- Isn't it on the top though...

- No, it's at the bottom

- I don't know what it is

- Well it looks like an angel so it HAS to be good

- Hey, it's shooting too!

- Oh that friend of yours?

- Yeah, MY friend!

- Is that a better friend than I am?

- Well maybe a little, depends

- Did you see I killed it, can your friend do that??

- ....That sounded like I wouldn't be your friend

- Yes it did XD

- But I tried so hard...

- You are my friend, Aino

- Good

- You're not mine

- That face of your character represents how I feel about this laser

- This looks a bit like a creeper

- Yyyeah, yeah

- I haven't played minecraft in a loong time - Me neither!

- Next we'll make a minecraft let's play

- We'll go to some jonne server to survive (jonne = troll kids who drink too much energy drinks)

- Just like we used to

- I mean... May 1st, easter

- We just... - Wasn't it May 1st?

- AND easter

- AND easter?? - Yess

- That was one of the first times - When others...

- When others went to high school partieshhh

???

- high school partieSHHH

- To high school parties

- We were playing minecraft...

- Alone at my place

- All those great events and we were just...

- Yeah we spent together playing minecraft!

- Thank you

- I am cool! - Ooh myy good

- Wh-what happened?

- Now there's a creepy thing going on...

- Take care of it

- Yeah

- It got stuck

- Funny

- You had.......

- .....oops

- There! What were you about to say????

- Let's hear it!!

- Nothing, forget about it!

- Why have we... - Why haven't you opened that box?

- Well you haven't said anything about it

- I waited for you to notice it

- It was a test that you just failed

- They are so ADORABLE!

- Aah now it's not cute anymore, go away, shush!

- I would recommend you go here

- And to take... Not take damage

- And

- Okay: Go here

- Do not take damage

- It's like:

- Exactly...

- DON'T PUSH THAT...

- YOU JUST...

- ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME

- Have a fly :)

- I'm now deeply...

- You take these flies there

- Fly war!!

- Now it's beginning to...

- ...worry me

- Isn't it shooting at all?

- What?

- This blob, isn't usually making those...

- This is a...

- ...fly version, it's darker

- If you'll stop shooting you'll notice

- Aah!

- ARE YOU SERIOUS?

- I had to use my chance

- Oh yeah I can't get the coin, I was trying so hard!

- Awesome health, you're hiding a coin there

- where are we going?

- I don't know - Depths 1

- He got a gift! - There's a wig!

- I'm Maggie!

- No, I'll laugh at you

- These toilets are so much fun

- ...toilets?

- Just look at it, it looks exactly like a- oh now the toilet broke down...

- I mean that in that stage before the bone..

- Sounds so good...

- Are these faster than usual or...

-...am I just dying

- No but every time you hit them

- Or every time they take damage

- they'll shoot a little faster

- But because we have so little damage

- So they'll take it all the time and so they'll go all:

- I didn't understand but let's continue

- NO, DON'T

- No!

- Don't you trust me? - I noticed

- what you were trying to do

- Don't you trust... - I believe that you can get there

- maybe in one piece

- but you'll take damage on the way back

- and lose the heart and it was all not nothing

- We have 21 bombs and 44 coins

- how do we have this much...

- Why haven't we gone to any shops??

- VEERA?!

- I have said in every floor that we should go to-

- No you haven't!!

- we've went only once when you said we should go

- and then we went

- and we bought those pills of yours

- and you used it

- I don't remember its name but it made:

- We went to the shop the last time - No we didn't!

- when I said but there was creed

- Oh... That's true - Yeah!

- ...I forgot

- And in the first floor we didn't go when you said we shouldn't

- Oops

- I was just like... Yeah we're just beating the boss here no problem

And then the room to the bossroom is there

- and I'm like is this XL (has 2 bosses)

- and I'm like wait a minute...

- it was just a normal room with a boss

- Was that a normal room?? - It was a normal room!!

- What's that score??

- Well I mean...

- It's a thing for some lame people - It's going down! D:

- Yeah it goes down the more time we take - I don't like it I feel nervous

- Do we have to get some points? - No! It doesn't...

- ..matter anything - Why won't we want points?!

- It compares us to other Isaac players so...

- ...it has no effect on our game - Yes it does!

- We are the best

- Yes

- But we know this already

- we don't need points for that

- Die!

- Not you! Not you!

- I'm a pirate! - Pirateee

- Ho! I mean no, that was more like...

- Santa Claus

- Aino: I'm a pirate!

- Arr arr arr merry Christmas to everyone!

- Would you look at that! Another laser!

- Let's just take it we have nothing to...

- That's what we needed. Laser tears!

- We have now...

- One long laser

- and another laser

- that is a laser

- and it blinks

is laser

- And we were like: "Yes!"

"The first laser still allows us to cry"

- And now we lost it

- Now we're not crying in-game

- We're crying in real life

- Except for my friend, he/she is crying

- Yes I am

- We're not going there - This is no good..

- Why are we going- Go away from there!

- because there's a shop here! - AAAAAAAAAA

- I don't want... I want a soul

- What? yeah, but

- I don't want to lose- - "a soul" XD

- You want a soul? XD

- What are you?

- Soul-less

- I want a soul heart - But you don't want to lose

- Your pirate

- But there's a chance of me getting something cuter

- There's a chance you'll become Santa and you can finally say arr

- What are you?

- I DON'T KNOW

- But I liked my... - Hey!

- ...the one that I had before more what is that

- It's a wrestler just like in Just Dance

- Well indeed!

- How do you get a wrestler out of it?

- Well just look at it! - It looks like a bird!

- It's clearly a wrestler

- There we go, case closed

- It's a bird

- Can you see its beak?

- Where is its beak? - Can you see its wings?

- I can't see its beak, I can't see its wings!

- Those on the sides are its wings!

- They are your friend's wings

- They're wings

- That black hole in my face is my beak

- My eyes are my eyes

- It's a bird

- Good LORD

- You know, like a bird

- I certainly don't know any birds like that

- EWWWW

- WHAT IS THAT!??!

- It's a diarrhea! - EWWWWWWW

- EWWWW

- Don't worry it'll become a bit more normal...

- WHAT IS THIS

- Bombieee

- Bombie?

- You know like a hairband (in Finnish it makes sense)

- Noo but like a bomb bombie

- "Bomb bombie"

- Oh! - Look at that!

- We have so many hearts!

- Yes we do!

- Maybe we should waste some?

- Oh would you look where we ended up to

- completely new place we totally haven't just been here

- Getting annoyed much?

- A little bit

- I can see that

- I've been since we got our first laser

- We've been doing kinda...

- Let's take it!

- We are now one third of a Guppy

- Yeaah and you'll totally like how when we die we'll still have a chance to continue

- I lost my demon baby... - Not if we continue like this

- I am cute!!

- Why do you even get sad about losing a character

- Because the next one will always be... - Because I can never know if the next one

- will be as cute but it always is!

- What was that? - It's a spider skeleton hand

- I'm disgusted.. A lot

- Oh there was only one of them!

- Can there be more?

- There's usually a lot of them

- I don't think I've ever encountered just one

- What did you take?

- Map? - Yeah!

- Didn't we already have the compass?

- I thought we did

- But...

- I can't see it

- Did we have a compass? - I think we did?

- Or was the previous run?

- maybe it was the previous run because I can't see a compass

- It'll be mom btw

- Huh?

- Mom

- What a great Isaac

- No we're not

- You have the wrong person, ma'am!

Ma'am?

- I'm not.... Him

- Oh good lady we are not your son

- Don't kill us

- Please

- I'm sorry ma'am I don't know where your son has gone to....

- He jumped into a hole and hasn't returned

- EWW I'm disgusting

- I died

- Ooo I'm a cardboard head!

(= a way to say stupid in Finnish)

- Yes indeed you are!

- Nno!

- There's something that we can agree on!

- I died again!

Should I get back anymore?

- Well I mean... - No

- Take care of it

- Are we taking Isaac or that... - It couldn't handle the anime refrences

- so it died! - There's a marked stone!

- Lost speaking in the attic

- Maybe it was...

- "The voice from above" - That.. Yess

- We've gotten so far!

- With our build you would expect that we would've been dead sooner

- Yeah but we're so good... - *loud coughing of disapproval*

- But if we have a bad build

- then we really have to be good ourselves

- in order to get anywhere - We've just been lucky

- We indeed did NOT have luck

- so we didn't get any items - Don't pick it up

- you'll die anyway

- I didn't die

- You didn't die

- Seems we ARE lucky after all

- This was a completely useless place

- Why did you come here??

- What was the point in that??!

- Well because there could've been... - Be careful poop

- Yeah yeaah...

- Ew ew I don't like I don't like I don't like

- DODGING! DODGING!

- Why are you going there.... - Because there can be!

- What can there be?!

- THE BOSS! - DOES IT LOOK LIKE

- THERE WOULD BE A BOSS

- If there is a dead end

- It means there can always be the boss - No

- There is not because...

- There always can be...

- You have a small face

- Brains...

- ...my worst enemy!

- They're not brains

- But they could be...

- Aren't brains like that too?

- Organs?

- I mean...

- Brains are also an organ but

- those were

- the digestive system

- Ew what are those?

- They're holes

- Can I get killed by them?

- Most likely

- Me??

- Most likely

- Okay

- Stay... - There's so many of them...

- There are... I'm distressed - There are so many of them...

- I died

- Did they all die?

- Yeah

- How fast!

- What is here...

- OMG - I am- !

- Oh my god~

- I can't die ever again never

~So fabulous~

- You're a pink unicorn in a red womb

- Good otherwise but leave the end out

- This is Isaac after all!

- Yeah like there can't...

- ...there can't be like a...

- There can't be fun. - ...one small happy moment

- Is this like a Loki war now huh?

- Huh? Huh? - Yeah! Huh??

- Loki war!

- Now take them both there yeah

- THAT WAS CHEAT- Hey I lost my...

- ...unicorn :(

- Did you find your soul animal now??

- Yes.

- You happy now?

- ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? - Yessss~

- Speed and damage speed and damage...

- We could say...

- ...that I do look a bit cuter than you though

- Well I mean...

- Do we need anything else?

- No let's go

- Okay okay let's go get it let's go get it

- Eternal heart

- "Of course we'll go get it so get moving then!"

- It wasn't that hard

- This is taking SO long...

- DON'T YOU START COMPLAINING NOW

- Utero - Utero two

- Well isn't that nice

- It'll be in the very furthest corner there

- We'll go there then

- Yes

- There's a marked stone

- Where?

- There

- Let's put a bomb

- Oh it will-- No, not you

- You're not gonna spawn any bombs!

- NO!!

- NO!!!!

- Did you lose our soul heart?

- Well why didn't you take it

- Because I like my derp

- You like all of them

- AWWWWWH

- ...Literally

- You're really fitting this place

- Blob of meat! - Absolutely not

- Now it's fabulous

~So fabulous~

- Now we're really matching

- Especially now, think about it:

- Why do you have a problem with your character dying

- because most likely you'll get a nice one

- and if you won't, you can take a new one!

- I like all of them, but I mean...

- SO WHY IS IT A PROBLEM YOU'LL GET A NEW ONE

- Because I get attached to them...

- I don't want it to change!

- It just... Comes from the middle

- I was expecting it to go around the poop

- But the poop got destroyed

- I might have destroyed it myself...

- You might have

- Mario death noise

- Oh my god~

- Look who said that the boss would be here

- I didn't deny it

- You said that maybe in the furtherst farthest most far away corner would...

- Okay now the heart

- Yeah that there won't be any blah blah blah...

- Not now when we're supposed to fight

- I'm fighting real hard at the same time...

- I'm a corgi!

- Corgeous... Gorgius?

- No! I went to panic mode because I took damage...

- I died

- Oh no... How much health do we have?

- Two

- I've wasted all of them

- Just for your safety I won't get back now

- And so we would have at least a chance

- to get to cathedral

- But what would we do in the cathedral?

- We'll die!

- It's much better to die there than to die here

- Nnoo! - You can do this!

- Take the hearts and let's try again - Yess absolutely

- At least it... - I'm not even there

- Well come then - I will

- I'm a strange man

- I'm really funny

- Wonderman! "Ihmemies" (literal translating)

- I, um...

- It makes no difference really whether I'm here or not

- It makes like nno difference whether you're even here or not~

- It's better actually if you are there

- so we'll get this destroyed faster

- IF we'll even get it

- I'm trying really hard to hang out here with you

- WE DIED AT THE SAME TIME!!

- Did we?! - High five!!

- ...We're happy about being dead

"Dear diary"

"Me"

"Today.. I died"

"I was killed by this thing"

"In some warm place"

"Ugly"

"I leave all that I own to my cat Guppy"

"Item item item item item item"

"Cool stuff!"

"Item item item"

"Goodbye cruel world!"

"XOXO"

"Maggie"

- What time is it?

- Umm

- Half past midnight

- What?!

- Last time I looked at the time it was like...

- half past nine

- Yeah

- Whoops

- WHAT

- Well, that was it then

- Bye bye!!

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