Saturday, December 31, 2016

Youtube daily report w Dec 31 2016

Hey guys, my name is Gabor Beressy

and I'm the Game Director of Total War: Arena.

It's very great that you joined our Alpha

and we would like to thank you for your contribution and feedback.

It's very important for us to be working closely together with you guys,

making the game even better.

Hi, my name is Geoff Smith and I'm the Senior Development Manager on Total War: Arena

and I'd like to say that in the coming months,

we'll be talking even more with the community,

talking more on the forums,

and doing more Dev Diaries, so you can see exactly what's going on in the development.

We're gonna be bringing you new factions, new commanders and new units,

all of which will make Arena an unforgettable play experience.

Looking forward to play with you next year.

Sign up for the closed Beta and join the fight!

Happy New Year!

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Happy New Year 2017, wishes, images, whatsapp video download, animation, greetings, wallpaper, cards - Duration: 1:04.

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S.Pellegrino® Water

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Check Out We Love You

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Check Out We Love You

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'La La Land' Movie

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Can't Take It Back | 빼박 캔트 [Gag Concert / 2016.12.31] - Duration: 4:15.

(Can't Take it Back)

Honey, hurry.

Come on, honey.

I signed us up for 3 months of yoga.

3 months?

Yeah.

Honey, I brought yoga clothes for you.

- Go get changed. / - Okay.

Wow! You look great in those!

- I do? / - Yeah.

Let's start with stretching first.

- Alright. / - Do what I do. Hands up high!

High...

High...

Got to stay focused!

At this moment, I feel so lonely

and I'm struggling.

What do I do?

That's right. I'll just try to do what she does.

Starting with the right.

1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4.

- Give me your hands. / - Yeah.

Both hands.

- Both hands? / - Yeah.

Hey. You don't want to do this?

You didn't want to come here with me?

No! I wanted to come!

- Why? To stare at the girls? / - No!

- I didn't want to come! / - You didn't want to come?

This won't work!

What do I do?

Okay! I'll be bold.

- Sora. / - Yeah.

- Let's stretch. / - Alright.

Geez!

Are you here to do yoga or to show off?

It's not like that...

- Honey. / - Yeah.

- You shouldn't be so proud. / - I know.

Let's put on some pants since it's embarrassing.

Thanks.

Geez...

Alright, let's start the class.

Everyone, watch me and do what I do.

We'll start with the cobra position.

Your knees should touch the floor

and go down.

Going back up in 1, 2, 3.

- Up. / - Up.

What are you looking at?

Got to stay focused!

Don't I have to look to do what she does?

I stared into the face of death for staring at the teacher.

What do I do?

That's right! I'll just look at Sora.

I was only looking at you.

Now we'll stand up and loosen up.

Starting with the right. 1, 2, 3, 4.

2, 2, 3, 4.

Shoulders.

1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4.

- Why do you keep smiling? / - What?

Does my body look funny

compared to the teacher's?

No! I don't like skinny girls like her.

I like plump girls like you.

What? Plump?

How about I put my plump fists into you?

That won't work!

What do I do?

Okay! I'll just keep my eyes closed.

Now put your right hand down your back.

Try to grab your hand.

Sir, if you go down a bit more here...

Doesn't that feel nice?

That's very good.

- Just like this. / - Did you enjoy that?

What?

What's with the smile?

- You must've really enjoyed that. / - No.

I'll give you something you can enjoy!

This won't work either. What do I do?

Alright! I'll compliment Sora.

Next, put your right foot forward

and go down.

- Down... / - Wow!

Sora, you're so flexible!

- Not working... / - Go down more than the teacher.

- More, more. Good. / - It's not working.

Your butt is heavy! More! More!

- Hey! Are you a drill sergeant? / - What?

- Am I in the army? / - No...

- You should demonstrate for me first! / - What?

Hold on... Wait.

You'd better stay sharp!

I was super focused!

For more infomation >> Can't Take It Back | 빼박 캔트 [Gag Concert / 2016.12.31] - Duration: 4:15.

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Johnlock: Gay or Just Queerbaiting? - Duration: 3:26.

There, right there!

Look at the product in his hair

Look how he knows gay underwear Look how he stares at John's empty chair

Oh please, he's gay, totally gay I'm not about to celebrate

Every trait could indicate A totally straight expatriate

Sherlock's not gay, I say, not gay That is the elephant in the room

Well, is it relevant to assume That a man who knows perfume

Is automatically radically gay?

But look at his coiffed and crispy locks Look how he matches - down to his socks

There's the eternal paradox Look what we're seeing What are we seeing?

Is this gay?

Of course, it's gay! Or just queerbaiting?

Ahhh Gay or just queerbaiting?

It's hard to guarantee Is this gay or just queerbaiting?

Well, hey don't look at me You see, they write their male roles

Different in those charming British shows So they dress them in nice clothes

It doesn't mean they will elope.

Ugh, why don't you two just elope for god's sake?

Impertinent.

Offensive.

Actually, would you mind?

Not at all.

Gay or just queer coded?

We'll see in a few short weeks And you bet we will be gloating

When they kiss on live tv Gay or just queerbaiting?

Holmes is obviously gay And if I might add, it's clear that Watson

Swings more than one way

Is this gay or just queerbaiting or?

There right there Look at him flirting with Irene

Look at him kissing Janine That is a hetero human being

Sherlock's not gay, I say no way That is the elephant in the room

Well, is it relevant to presume that a consulting detective

Who is automatically, radically, ironically, chronically

Certainly, flirtingly, genetically, medically gay?

Officially gay, totally gay, gay, gay, gay Sherlock is actually a girl's name.

Dammit, gay or just queerbaiting?

So swishy and so soft Is this gay or just queerbaiting?

Any doubts I had are lost But there's definitely a difference

Between couples and best friends Their bromance is the best

And Sherlolly's sure to be addressed Gay or just queerbaiting?

I still can't crack the code Yes, they probably should be dating

But Moftiss says, "Johnlock?

No."

Gay or just queerbaiting?

So many shades of gray But if he turns out straight-

No Is this gay or just queerbaiting?

Gay or just queerbaiting?

Gay or just-

The writers. You lying writers.

People, I have a big announcement I've been saying this for a while now, but

This show is gay, it's not queerbaiting!

I'm glad we've set this gay.

Now do you see how the leads are more than just best mates?

We knew they'd soon be canon No matter what was said

I swear I never ever, ever saw this heading our way

They are so gay, I was lead astray By heteronormativi...tay

Yes you were.

So if I may, I'm proud to say BBC's Sherlock is

gay (it's not queerbaiting) It's gay (it's not queerbaiting)

It's gay (it's not queerbaiting) It's gay!

Wow, okay, It's gay. Hooray

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Gag Concert | 개그콘서트 [ENG / 2016.12.31] - Duration: 1:09:29.

(Knew This Would Happen)

CEO Park, what brings you here?

Forget the greetings. I'll keep it short.

Give up your bidding on this apartment.

It's a battle you can't win.

What? Why would I lose?

Why?

The bidding price you wrote...

I have it.

What? That was a company secret!

Who gave it to him?

I caught someone suspicious.

- Bring him! / - Okay!

Who was it?

Get over here!

- Get over here! / - Bring him here, now!

Who is it?

It was me.

What?

I knew this would happen!

Which is why I sent him to mime academy.

I got invited to the Chuncheon mime festival.

Good! That's great.

Hold onto this.

I never imagined that he'd betray me!

You fool.

No traitor would write that they're one on themselves!

I'm a traitor!

Someone does that?

I knew this would happen!

Which is why I got one of my men to work for you!

Here are the files.

Good.

Hey.

Don't try to play dirty.

Let's bid on the apartment fair and square.

Fair and square? What a nonsense.

You think I don't know that you used bribery

for that last bidding war on the Gangnam apartment?

Should I go tell the police?

You don't have proof!

I knew this would happen!

Which is why I got proof.

Bring me the bag.

The proof is in here.

I knew this would happen!

Which is why I filled it with pancakes!

Pancakes?

- How did this happen? / - Enjoy your pancakes!

Dang it!

I know all the proof is in this drawer.

I knew this would happen!

Which is why I changed it for a utensil holder!

What happened?

What a fool...

Time to clean up this mess before it gets bigger.

If I delete this file on my laptop,

there will be no evidence.

I knew this would happen!

Which is why I changed that laptop

for a carp bread mold!

A carp bread mold!

Enjoy your carp bread.

I don't need the laptop.

I just need to delete the file on this computer.

Alright...

What the... Why won't this delete?

I knew this would happen!

Which is why I changed that keyboard

for chocolate!

What are these?

Those are alphabet chocolate.

You can't destroy the evidence now.

I'm taking this evidence with me!

I don't think so!

How will you take it with no keyboard?

I don't need one. I can just take it!

How did he take it out like that?

Now, the evidence is in my hands.

I knew this would happen!

Which is why I made it an adult video folder!

That folder is filled with porn, dummy!

Only porn?

Thanks, buddy.

What? Why is he happy about it?

Hold onto this.

Anyway, there is no more evidence.

Just have to turn in the bid and we're set.

So... Is this apartment ours now?

- Pretty great, huh? / - Yes!

A view of the Hangang and 30-storey high!

30-storey?

I knew this would happen!

Which is why I made it 30-storey below!

It went all the way down!

You get a view of the ground!

Doesn't matter. There's another apartment!

I knew this would happen!

Which is why I made this one really poorly.

This will probably crumble.

Nobody would want to live here.

There's another building next to it!

I knew this would happen!

Which is why I blasted this apartment into space!

Now what?

Even if you win the bid, it's all useless!

I don't think so.

I'm leaving here to go win that bid first!

Nobody's getting out of here.

I've blocked off all the exits.

I knew this would happen!

Which is why I made an emergency exit!

When did he make that?

I just need to open it with this key card.

I knew this would happen!

Which is why I made this a credit card reader!

It's printing a receipt!

Looks like it came out to a lot.

Fool. You can't escape this place.

I knew this would happen!

Which is why I called someone to help me!

He'll smash through this door!

Hey! Kick the door down!

Yes, boss!

I knew this would happen!

Which is why I made him smash through here!

I didn't know this would happen!

(Confusing News)

This is the North Korean news.

After 10 years of development, North Korea

has finally made a selfie stick.

- Comrade Byeoli, come closer. / - Okay.

But how do you take the photo?

Don't worry about that.

That's what this is for.

Puffed corn.

Text it to me later.

It'll take just 5 days to download.

Next is news on South Korea.

South Korea's resources are being depleted.

Currently, South Korea lacks the parts to make cars.

So there are cars without roofs.

They even have cars with only 2 doors.

We can't contain our pity!

Life is so hard in South Korea

that they sell their eyes.

There's even a rental company

that rents out organs like liver and gall bladder!

We can't contain our pity at their atrocity!

Next, Reporter Lee Changho is in South Korea

to give us news on South Korea.

Reporter Lee Changho!

This is Reporter Lee Changho in South Korea.

I am at a place in South Korea called a sauna.

And what is a sauna?

It's a POW camp.

Life here is so pathetic.

Even the rats wouldn't eat these dark and rotten eggs.

What do the POWs have on their wrists?

It's their prisoner number.

Here, they don't call you by name.

You're called by the numbers like 117 and 11.

They're treated worse than animals here.

- 11, come on in. / - Okay.

Another POW walks the path of no return.

I hope that he gets to eat

white rice and meat soup up above.

Good work.

Now, we'll watch a commercial.

Comrade, it's so hard to find a job.

What should I do?

Don't worry.

There's Aoji job school.

Aoji job school?

♪ Pass the Communist Party test with Aoji ♪

♪ Pass the underground tunnel manager test ♪

♪ Pass the electric torturer test ♪

♪ Pass the South Korea invader test ♪

♪ Aoji is the best! ♪

♪ Let's all go with Aoji! ♪

♪ Aoji! ♪

Guaranteed job placement.

Aoji job school.

From Pyeongyang Station exit 6...

It's a brisk 72-hour walk.

We'll check back on Reporter Lee Changho now.

Reporter Lee Changho!

I'm at a place in South Korea called a fitness club.

And what is a fitness club?

It's a labor camp.

Just do 100 today.

It appears that's her quota for the day.

- This is too hard! / - One more.

One more!

Is that all you can do?

As her pace of work decreases,

her manager yells at her.

Good work today.

You must not eat anything.

Just have this.

After that intense labor,

all they get in return is this muddy water.

If hell exists, it's this place right here!

Good work.

The people of North Korea, have a lovely night.

(Angry Bosses)

Hello, chief!

- Oh, it's the new guy. / - Yes.

So the thing is,

we'll be cleaning the office tomorrow

so come in a bit earlier.

Yes, sir. I'll be here 30 minutes early.

- You'll come 30 minutes early? / - Yes.

But I'll be coming an hour early.

Then I'll clean up when I get off work at 6.

- You're getting off at 6? / - Yes.

I plan on working overtime.

Then I'll clean up after overtime.

- Oh, yeah? / - Yes.

Then should we get a late night snack later?

What do you want?

I'd like pork belly...

I'd like a triangle rice ball.

Those are great.

- Let's have rice balls together later. / - Yes, sir.

Thank you, chief!

I plan on leeching off you.

- Buy two later. / - Okay.

What was that?

Seonguk!

So, so, so.

I have something I want to ask you, Seonguk.

Do I look better with my hair down or tied up?

You look better with it down.

How is it different?

Tell me 10 ways how it's different.

- Mrs. Jeong. / - Yes, chief!

Watch how I win the chief's favor.

Yes, chief?

Go get me a cup of water.

Coming right up.

But sir...

Would you like it in a paper cup or a mug?

In a mug.

You're so eco-friendly.

Alright.

But sir...

Would you like cold water or hot?

Get me some cool water.

So that's the blue button on the water cooler.

Alright.

But sir...

How cool do you want it?

When you drink it...

Gosh, that's cool.

You want it that cool? Or when you drink it...

Do you want it that cool?

Forget it! I should've never asked you!

Just go!

See how he embraced my mistake?

I'm always thankful.

What was that?

- Seonguk. / - Yes.

I told you to draw up the draft.

You call this a design?

Is this a design?

I'm sorry.

This isn't a design!

It's art.

What?

Is he chewing me out or complimenting me?

It's like a masterpiece.

Thank you!

A master piece of trash!

You're like mold!

I'm sorry.

Like mold, your life will bloom.

Thank you!

It might bloom, but it'll also rot!

I'm sorry.

Rot and become great fertilizer.

Thank you!

You'll become poop!

I'm sorry.

Beat it!

What does he want me to do?

So much fine dust.

Hello, sir!

- Oh, the new guy. / - Yes.

Noob.

Hey there.

Oh. Gucci.

What? These aren't.

They look very pointy.

Nice shoes.

Are they C or L?

What's C and L?

Is it cow hide or lamb hide?

Oh. It's cow hide.

- Cow? / - Yes.

Moo, moo!

No wonder they look so nice.

- They're imported, aren't they? / - Yes.

Are they this or this?

What's this and what's this?

Are they Japanese or Italian?

They're Italian.

- Italy! / - Yes.

Pasta.

No wonder they look so nice.

Mine are from here.

What's this?

The basement market in Yeongdeungpo.

It's nice there.

- Let me borrow them for a wedding. / - Sure.

New guy, if you can afford Italian shoes,

you must be pretty well-off.

Is the key to your house this or this?

What's this and what's this?

This is a door lock

and this is a security card.

I have a door lock.

- A door lock? / - Yes.

My house key is here.

What's this?

Under the potted plant.

That's a secret.

How many TV do you have? This or this?

I have two at home.

- This? / - Yes.

I have this.

5 TV?

My phone.

- Looks good, right? / - Yes.

How about we grill some meat at my house

while we watch TV on my phone after work at 7?

- Sure! / - Good.

For meat, do you prefer this or this?

What's this and what's this?

This is pork neck.

And this is...

Oh! Pork belly!

Pork rinds.

What do you prefer?

I'd like pork rinds.

Good, good. Keep things cheap.

Let's go.

- Sir. / - Yeah.

- I'm going too. / - Yeah?

Let's go together.

I'm going to my home.

What?

Come with us, chief.

- Yeah? / - Yes.

So after we get off at 7 today,

you want to take the newbie to your house and

grill pork rinds as you watch TV on your phone.

- Yes. / - Alright then!

But I plan on working overtime.

(Large Love)

I'm at the amusement park and

Minkyoung is late again.

- We should be having fun. / - Minsang!

Minkyoung!

You look so cute. What's this?

I bought this pinwheel on the way.

But it won't turn.

Minkyoung, you're supposed to run

to make those turn.

- Run? / - Yeah.

Minkyoung.

I didn't know this thing was so scary!

It's not...

Just talking about running

makes me hungry.

Let's hurry and eat something delicious.

That's always the point.

- Welcome. / - Hello.

Come on in.

- These look great! / - What would you like?

I'd like this.

Which one?

This.

- The whole of display shelf? / - Yes.

- You want all of this? / - Yes.

Alright, take this then.

That was fast!

Wow, that display shelf sure looks yummy.

I'd like that too.

The same thing?

Yes, another display shelf.

Alright.

Oh, right. And cotton candy.

- There. / - Here's some cotton candy.

No, no.

Not that.

That.

That big.

Cotton candy as big as this balloon?

Yes, that's a good size.

Alright.

This is great.

I really want that stuffed toy.

I'll get it for you.

- Really? / - I was quite the sharpshooter in the army.

Good luck.

You get this if you knock those down.

Alright. Here I go.

Why isn't this working?

That's a miss.

Oh, come on! You can't do anything right!

Geez!

You knocked them down.

Here you go.

- Amazing, Minkyoung. / - Alright!

- Right. Mister. / - Yes.

Get us our cotton candy that's this big.

- Cotton candy this big? / - Yes.

I'm going to a sugar cane farm to get sugar.

Hurry back.

- This is great. / - Isn't this adorable?

- Yeah, it is. / - Right?

What the...

Wow! A guy in a bear suit!

How cute!

Take a photo, would you?

Alright.

- I'll do this too. / - Smile.

1, 2...

Wow! A bear!

Let's take a photo.

1, 2, 3!

What was that?

I don't know but let me take one too.

What are you doing?

It's so amazing...

You think I look like a bear too?

That's not what I...

Forget it! I'm leaving.

- Minkyoung! / - Your food is here!

Why do you keep calling me? So annoying.

I'll let it go.

Who called? Let it go?

Here's your cotton candy!

- Wow! / - Here you go.

Hold on...

Mister, this is like a Christmas tree.

What is this stick?

- It's a mop handle. / - Oh, really?

Don't worry. It's brand new.

It doesn't matter.

Oh, it doesn't?

Mister, you really can make anything.

Then make a churro this big too.

- You want a churro this big? / - Yes.

I'm going to North Dakota,

the biggest producer of flour.

- Minkyoung, let's eat this later. / - Great.

Let's eat the cotton candy first.

3, 2 1! Let's eat!

Minkyoung!

Hwekyung...

- Hey. / - Hello.

I told you not to date my little sister!

Stop this and let me go!

I said let me go!

Let me go!

You're pretty tough.

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

Let's throw down.

I said let's throw down!

Don't do this.

Please just go.

What? Just go?

Just take this and...

Whatever! Minkyoung, run away with the food!

- Run away, run away. / - Alright.

- Run. / - Let's go.

- Let's go. / - Where do you think you're going?

I don't think so!

What do I do?

Just push through!

Push through? Alright!

Push, push, push!

- Keep pushing! / - Hey!

(Jeong Myeonghun)

Hello, I'm comedian Jung Seunghwan.

Reality shows seem to be

what's popular on TV these days.

That's why we've made a reality-based skit.

I came up with this skit

and I asked these three to just sit here.

Isn't that right?

- Yes. / - Yes.

- You have no idea what this is about, right? / - Yes.

Alright then.

Then let's see a situation first.

Excuse me.

I think you dropped something.

Excuse me? What is it?

Your beauty.

Honestly, I saw you and I'm into you.

Can you give me your number?

I don't think so.

You can't capture a woman's heart

with a played out line like that.

Then...

Don't you want to see what kind of line

our funny and talented comedians would say?

First...

This is comedian Kim Jeonghun.

Jeonghun might be unfamiliar to you all

but he's the idea guy on Gag Concert.

I'm not...

All the comedians come to him for advice!

- He's very talented! / - No...

So!

The idea guy on Gag Concert!

Jeonghun!

What would you say

to a woman you first met?

All of a sudden?

Hurry and show them!

Excuse me.

♪ Please give me your number ♪

♪ I'll become your dog. Bark, bark, bark ♪

Was that it?

Yes.

- That's it for your career too. / - What?

Good work.

Next is Song Yeonggil.

Wow! I bet he'll be funny!

Yeonggil will be funny!

I won't say much.

Yeonggil is married.

With this face of a beast!

With this disgusting body!

How did this inhuman-like human get married?

With his funny words.

No, no.

And! He married a beautiful woman!

She's not a beauty.

So!

Comedian Yeonggil who even got married!

What funny thing would you say

to a woman you first met?

Excuse me, I'm into you.

Can I get your phone number?

Write it here. The zero is here.

1, 0...

Yeonggil's wife is a very unfortunate woman.

Even Yu Jaeseok couldn't be funny

if you hyped him up this much.

Look at the next person.

What? What is it?

I'd like everyone to give him a hand first.

Please don't clap.

The living legend of Gag Concert!

I am alive but I'm no legend.

The myth of Gag Concert!

SHINHWA is a boy band.

It's comedian Jeong Myeonghun.

They say 10 years could move a mountain.

His comedy career has moved two mountains!

20 years of experience!

Actually, 15 years.

According to a rumor,

he even made a passing dog laugh!

That's a lie.

So!

20 years of experience on Gag Concert!

Comedian Jeong Myeonghun!

When he first sees a woman....

Before he says something...

With my apologies to this audience of 1,000,

could you all do me a favor?

Please stand up.

I ask you all to stand up.

This isn't a joke. Please stand up for real.

- What are you doing? / - Everyone, stand up.

What'll you do now?

We tell you before the shoot starts,

not to take photos or videos.

But!

For this historical moment!

We'll allow it!

I'd like everyone to take their

mobile phones out of their pockets!

What are you doing?

Everyone...

Are you all ready to laugh?

Yes!

All preparations are complete!

- But I'm not... / - 20 years on Gag Concert!

Comedian Jeong Myeonghun!

What do you say...

To a woman you first met?

This is insane...

You're...

My destiny.

You wench!

You wench!

I'm sorry.

(The Most Sensitive People)

Geez, why did I have to get piles? How embarrassing.

So it's 5 of us, right?

Then I'll order for us right now.

Alright.

Excuse me!

Yes, miss.

Hello and welcome. What would you like?

The salmon salad, rose sauce pasta,

oil pasta, sirloin steak and gorgonzola.

Gosh, that's a big order.

It's not all for me. I have 4 more friends coming.

Oh, really?

Of course it's for real.

Excuse me?

- Do you think I'm lying? / - No...

You think I lied so I can eat all that myself?

No, it's not like that. The table might be...

Alright, alright.

Should I bring the food when your friends get here?

Of course you should!

Should I eat all that by myself?

- No, it's not like... / - Forget it.

You have something here.

I brushed earlier... For my smile...

- Pile? / - What?

- Mister. / - Yes.

Did you just make fun of me for having the piles?

No, I didn't know that. Oh, really?

I'm sorry. Be careful.

Please sit.

Sitz?

What?

Yes, I took a sitz bath!

You don't have to tell the whole world about it!

It's not like that...

I'm sorry.

That was shortsighted of me.

Short?

Are you making fun of me for being short?

No, it's not like that!

- Have a seat. / - Geez...

- I'm sorry. Please sit down. / - Forget that.

What's the difference between this and this?

Oh... This one is smaller than this one?

This one is smaller than this one?

No, it's not...

She's not that much taller than me!

You'd better watch your mouth!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry.

Gosh, that's a lot of food for thought.

A lot of food?

- No... / - Mister!

5 of us are going to eat together!

- Yes, I know. / - Geez...

- Excuse me. / - Yes.

We'll have a bottle of soju

and some lemon wedges.

Wedgie?

Why would you give me a wedgie?

That would practically kill me!

No, it's not like that. It's something else.

Forget it.

- I'll have some coffee. / - Some coffee.

Would you like the tall size or short?

Short?

I don't have short legs!

I have long legs!

I have a western frame!

Alright.

Arise?

I am standing up!

- You're so rude. / - Please calm down.

What's with everyone today?

Are you a prophet?

I am not a prophet!

I own the art academy next door!

What's that crystal ball?

It's just a decoration!

- Really? / - I bought this at the dollar store!

I want to look at it at night with the lights off!

Oh, really? I'm sorry.

- The nerve of this guy... / - I'm sorry.

You're looking into the future now!

I'm putting eye drops in!

I get dry eyes!

Is that such a crime?

That's good then.

- I'm sorry. / - Geez...

Have a seat.

I have a question.

This shop...

Is most busy during 12 to 1, correct?

How did you know our peak hour?

All restaurants are busy during lunch hour!

- Oh, 12... / - Why are you so surprised?

What is that sound though?

I'm sick of these calls from the telemarketers!

Oh, that's your ring tone?

What a unique ring tone...

Get me this right away.

Sure.

You can make it fast, right?

You need to wait a bit.

She requested 5 orders.

I requested 5 orders?

- Mister! 4 more are coming later! / - No...

Now I'm really mad.

- Why you little... / - No...

Little?

I'm not short!

If I was born in the Joseon era, I'd be a giant!

And...

- I am not a squirt... / - Squirt?

Why would you bring up the squirts?

And that has nothing to do with this!

I'd like to talk to you in private.

I'll tear you up.

Tarot you up?

These aren't tarot cards!

They're point cards!

I am not a prophet!

Quiet! Stop yelling!

I have big ears!

Big eater?

I'm not a big eater!

The 5 of us are going to split everything evenly!

You're so immature. Are you a child?

I'm not a child!

I'd like to see a child taller than me!

Alright, alright.

Let me go!

These customers are all so heinous!

Anus?

Why would you say that to me?

And that and this are totally unrelated!

Alright, alright! This is the end!

The end?

Why would you bring up the end of the world to me?

I am not a prophet!

I didn't!

You just watch what happens to this shop!

That was just a coincidence!

I am not a prophet! That surprised me too!

You startled me...

Geez! This guy...

Is so insensitive!

(Zoom In, Zoom Out)

Zoom in.

Sir.

I'm really in a bind and could use two.

It's looking really bad for me.

Then... How about just one?

Thank you!

I'll thank you once this is settled!

Zoom out.

Gosh, my stomach hurts.

Sir.

I'm really in a bind and could use two.

I'm sorry. I don't have many sheets.

It's looking really bad for me.

I'm sorry.

Then, how about just one?

Here you go.

Thank you!

I'll thank you once this is settled!

Don't bother.

(Here Comes the Groom)

Hey, honey.

I'm working overtime.

I'll be right home.

So you're meeting with the dads from apartment 3?

Yes. I got in touch with them but I don't know if

they'll make it because of their wives.

- Alright. You can get started on your own. / - Yes.

Mingyu's dad.

You're already here.

Chaeyeon's dad! How did you get out?

You told your wife you'd throw out the food waste.

This will only buy you 10 minutes.

Let's hurry and drink.

That's why... I brought the baby out!

That will buy you a full hour!

- Have a seat. / - Yeah.

Gosh...

Let me pour you a drink.

We don't have time, so let's pour for ourselves.

Alright.

Biho's dad.

How did you get out?

You're never allowed out at this time.

I got kicked out.

Kicked out?

What did you do wrong?

I walked in front of the TV

while my wife was watching a drama.

Are you insane?

That's why they teach you to crawl in the army!

Do what I do!

1, 2, 1, 2!

- I understand. / - Let's sit.

So...

Did you all eat?

I had ginseng chicken soup.

Oh, that's the good stuff.

Leftovers from my kid.

He's still young so he couldn't get

all the meat off the bones.

So...

I have something interesting to share.

My wife doesn't cook at home.

But she keeps buying plates.

With my credit card.

What's even more interesting is that she bought

a $2,000 display case for those plates.

With my credit card.

Don't cry, don't cry.

I'm not badmouthing mommy.

I'm complimenting her for saving Korean economy.

There, there.

I feel sorry for you both.

I'm very much loved at home.

My wife calls me her boo at home.

On her phone, I'm saved as Sweet Outstanding Boo.

S. O. B.

I don't think it stands for Sweet Outstanding Boo.

My wife is at the department store.

She went to buy our oldest long johns for the winter.

But she bought a fur coat for herself.

With my credit card.

What's really amazing is that

I've never even been to that department store,

yet they'll valet park my car for free.

Don't cry, don't cry.

I'm not badmouthing mommy.

I'm complimenting her for making me a VIP.

There, there.

All the dads from apartment 3 are here.

You should never drink a lot

and get drunk just because

married life stresses you out.

I quit drinking.

But drinking is great.

Last time, I got so drunk...

I made a third child.

You're insane!

Get it together! Get it together!

Sober up!

Get it together! Get it together!

Sober up!

You should have a hobby

for when you're stressed.

I write poetry.

I feel at peace after writing a poem.

Look.

"Why didn't I have the courage to say no..."

"When everyone else was saying yes?"

What's the name of the poem?

"Wedding Vows."

(Young President)

Excuse me.

Why are you sitting in the president's seat?

The president has something big going on,

so I will sit here as the acting president.

While I'm in this position, if this keeps up,

I could be the next election's candidate...

While you're sitting there for a moment,

what will you do if the president

comes back sooner?

He has something big so he can't come sooner.

I'll eat my hat if he comes sooner.

Here comes the president.

Why is he here so soon?

I'm good.

I'm sorry.

My stomach was hurting

so I had some big business to take care of.

- So that's what it was. / - Yes.

Prime Minister, go ahead and eat your hat.

If you're not going to, resign at once!

A hat?

Prime Minister, did you say something thoughtless

while I was away?

Thoughtless? No...

Which reminds me.

The Blue House chef is retiring tomorrow.

- He wanted to bid you farewell. / - I see.

Then I'll go to a salon tomorrow.

I can't meet him without makeup.

I'll get some treatment for my face.

Oh, make the reservation under a borrowed name.

Don't worry, Mr. President.

I said not to call me that.

Just call me big bro.

- But still... / - This dude never listens.

- Have a seat. / - Me?

And another thing. After today's meeting,

let's have dinner and talk about our plans.

We'll eat at the Blue House cafeteria.

How could the president eat with us?

How about relaxing in front of the TV

and enjoying a meal by yourself?

That's what the president usually does.

Hold on.

The president doesn't eat alone in front of the TV.

That's what unemployed people do.

What if I really become unemployed

living like that?

That's it. Write a letter of apology.

You're trying to make me unemployed!

- Write one. / - A letter...

Shall we get started?

This is the report from homeland security.

What does homeland security do?

Homeland security is in charge of the armies...

Oh, the army!

Okay, okay.

To make it easier to understand,

I'll call you soldier minister.

What?

Go ahead, soldier minister.

Soldier minister, Lee Changho!

I will start my report!

We at homeland security would like increased budget

to improve the beds for our soldiers!

Does homeland security have the right to say that?

You've used $7 billion so far since 2004

to change the beds!

Don't talk about a bigger budget.

Just protect the country well.

Then, so that we can protect the country...

We'd like increased budget to

develop a submarine detection system!

This isn't the time to develop weapons!

You got hacked and everything was exposed!

Always asking for money...

That's why you look so useless.

Resign at once!

Then we won't develop weapons either!

To boost the morale of the troops...

We'd like to get them long celebrity coats.

- So please increase our budget. / - Budget! Budget!

Stop talking about budget!

What is it that homeland security do?

We at homeland security...

Would like increased budget to develop

a submarine detection system!

- Hold on, soldier minister. / - Yes.

So you need money to develop

that detector or whatever.

We need the money for national safety!

Alright.

Go ahead and develop the detector.

But not a submarine detector.

Develop a corruption detector first.

Then we can stop money from leaking out

and improve our weapons and buy celebrity coats

for the troops with that money.

Very nice.

Excuse me...

Why would we get the troops celebrity coats?

The army just isn't what it used to be.

Back in my day! We'd catch snakes and boars

on the mountain or we'd starve!

We'd dig holes to sleep in to fight the cold!

You can't call it the army anymore!

It's camping now!

There are a bunch of spies from the North

here to shake up the national safety!

Prime Minister, the army is that easy these days?

Easy? It's fun!

- Really? / - Sure.

- Prime Minister, you should join again. / - What?

You said it's easy.

If you don't join the army again, you're a spy.

I want you to write an application this time.

Really?

- Be really hard on him. / - I'll keep that in mind!

Someone that protects the country

shouldn't be so corrupt.

It's the guillotine for you all!

So we at the Ministry of Culture,

spent $1 million to create the "I want to drive in posts"

exercise to boost the morale of the troops.

Everyone, copy me!

Action!

♪ Ministry of Culture sound ♪

♪ Army burgers and noodles ♪

♪ They're no good off post ♪

Go! Go!

Minister of Culture.

You paid $1 million for this exercise?

Isn't it great?

Resign at once!

Alright, alright!

You're always telling people to resign.

Enough. Continue with the reports.

I'm the president.

But I'm acting president now.

Oh, right.

I was in the wrong then.

- No... / - I should write a letter of apology.

You write it for me since you're the acting president.

Me again?

Big bro.

- The Ministry of Health reporting. / - Yes.

The low birth rates are a serious problem now.

We need to find a solution fast.

Low birth rates...

Why do you think the people aren't having kids?

For most young couples,

both the men and women work.

So they don't have the means to raise kids.

Can't they use the maternity or childcare leaves?

There are institutional leaves

but those using them are frowned on

and the companies don't really like it.

Then the country should look after the kids.

We are short on day-care facilities

that can look after kids.

So what you're saying is that

there are no plans on day-care facilities.

Yes!

- So we're short on people to watch kids. / - Right!

Alright.

- Then starting today... / - Yes.

- You're dismissed. / - So suddenly?

Go and watch the kids of this country yourself.

He can watch them himself if he has no plan.

That's right. Resign at once!

Go watch the kids!

- Go watch the kids. / - Wait... No... Big bro!

Big bro! Big bro!

From now on, that seat will go to

the man who really cares about child-care.

Daebak's dad, Lee Donggook.

Hold on, hold on.

They say it's so hard to have and raise kids.

But that's all nonsense!

Back in my day! We used to all share

a tiny room with 5 or 6 siblings!

Yet amazingly, we'd get another sibling the next day.

What's so hard about having and raising kids?

All these complaints faulting the nation

are from spies from Pyeongyang, North Korea!

Prime Minister.

How many kids do you have?

I'm not married yet.

Yes, I totally understand.

Oh, do you?

For the women of this country,

keep it up like you're doing now.

So we at the Ministry of Culture finally

completed a project to help birth rates increase.

What is it?

- An exercise. / - Geez...

The "Have many kids" exercise.

Everyone, do what I do!

Action!

♪ Ministry of Culture sound ♪

♪ When raising kids ♪

♪ It costs money ♪

♪ Take their pocket money from relatives ♪

Go, go, go, go!

Minister of Culture.

How long did it take you to make this exercise?

This was a long-term project.

It took 10 months so it's like my child.

This is like your child?

Resign at once, you child!

- What was that? / - Don't curse at me!

Resign at once!

- You need to resign! / - Homeland security...

Alright, alright. Quiet down!

The country is a mess because

all you guys do is fight.

I never knew what crying blood meant,

but now I think I do.

From now on, don't just talk.

I hope you back up your words with actions.

Now, I'll be going to take action too.

Where are you going?

- To increase the birth rate. / - What?

- Prime minister. / - Yes.

While you are the acting president on my behalf,

do not ever waver for a moment

and please do a good job.

Yes, sir.

(Can't Take it Back)

Honey, hurry.

Come on, honey.

I signed us up for 3 months of yoga.

3 months?

Yeah.

Honey, I brought yoga clothes for you.

- Go get changed. / - Okay.

Wow! You look great in those!

- I do? / - Yeah.

Let's start with stretching first.

- Alright. / - Do what I do. Hands up high!

High...

High...

Got to stay focused!

At this moment, I feel so lonely

and I'm struggling.

What do I do?

That's right. I'll just try to do what she does.

Starting with the right.

1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4.

- Give me your hands. / - Yeah.

Both hands.

- Both hands? / - Yeah.

Hey. You don't want to do this?

You didn't want to come here with me?

No! I wanted to come!

- Why? To stare at the girls? / - No!

- I didn't want to come! / - You didn't want to come?

This won't work!

What do I do?

Okay! I'll be bold.

- Sora. / - Yeah.

- Let's stretch. / - Alright.

Geez!

Are you here to do yoga or to show off?

It's not like that...

- Honey. / - Yeah.

- You shouldn't be so proud. / - I know.

Let's put on some pants since it's embarrassing.

Thanks.

Geez...

Alright, let's start the class.

Everyone, watch me and do what I do.

We'll start with the cobra position.

Your knees should touch the floor

and go down.

Going back up in 1, 2, 3.

- Up. / - Up.

What are you looking at?

Got to stay focused!

Don't I have to look to do what she does?

I stared into the face of death for staring at the teacher.

What do I do?

That's right! I'll just look at Sora.

I was only looking at you.

Now we'll stand up and loosen up.

Starting with the right. 1, 2, 3, 4.

2, 2, 3, 4.

Shoulders.

1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4.

- Why do you keep smiling? / - What?

Does my body look funny

compared to the teacher's?

No! I don't like skinny girls like her.

I like plump girls like you.

What? Plump?

How about I put my plump fists into you?

That won't work!

What do I do?

Okay! I'll just keep my eyes closed.

Now put your right hand down your back.

Try to grab your hand.

Sir, if you go down a bit more here...

Doesn't that feel nice?

That's very good.

- Just like this. / - Did you enjoy that?

What?

What's with the smile?

- You must've really enjoyed that. / - No.

I'll give you something you can enjoy!

This won't work either. What do I do?

Alright! I'll compliment Sora.

Next, put your right foot forward

and go down.

- Down... / - Wow!

Sora, you're so flexible!

- Not working... / - Go down more than the teacher.

- More, more. Good. / - It's not working.

Your butt is heavy! More! More!

- Hey! Are you a drill sergeant? / - What?

- Am I in the army? / - No...

- You should demonstrate for me first! / - What?

Hold on... Wait.

You'd better stay sharp!

I was super focused!

(Look Again)

Hello, viewers.

I'm Jung Haecheol of Look Again.

What does this look like to you all?

Yes, a normal can of coffee?

But to a restaurant owner...

It looks like a bathroom keychain.

So depending on the person and their point of view,

things can seem very different.

First, shooting stars

can be seen in different viewpoints.

To a male student...

Wow! A shooting star!

Please let me get to level 10,000.

To a female student...

Please let me marry Park Bogum.

To a couple...

Hey! A shooting star.

- Let's make a wish. / - Okay.

What did you wish for?

- Did you... / - You too?

To a married couple...

Wow! Look at that shooting star!

I wish it shot over here.

Too bad.

You'll be seeing more stars soon.

Why are you so strong?

Geez!

And to that guy...

Hey! A shooting star.

Next, a magic trick can be seen

in different viewpoints.

To men...

I'll make this handkerchief disappear.

Keep an eye on his left hand. I'll watch his right.

Alright.

To a couple...

I'll make this handkerchief disappear.

I can do magic too.

What kind of magic?

I can steal your heart.

To a married couple...

I'll make this handkerchief disappear.

Wow! It really disappeared!

Excuse me! Make her disappear too!

I'll make you disappear right now!

Lastly...

I'll make this handkerchief disappear.

To Americans?

- Unbelievable! / - Amazing!

Next, money found on the street

can be seen in different viewpoints.

First, to a timid person...

Oops, I dropped my wallet.

Looks like some money fell out.

To a hapkido master...

To this guy...

Forget it.

Next, an empty seat on the subway

can be seen in different viewpoints.

To a couple...

Hey, an empty seat. You can take it.

- You sit, honey. / - Yeah?

Sit on my lap.

To that guy...

Forget it.

Lastly, to middle-aged women...

Gosh! A seat!

This has been look again!

(The Escape)

Hello? Is this emergency services?

I'm trapped in a tunnel now.

Please get here soon! Alright.

What was that?

Am I going to die like this?

What do I do?

Who's this?

Hello?

Hello, is this Hong Hyeonho?

Yes! Who is this?

I'm Park Yeongjin of emergency operations.

We have all sorts of experts here to save you.

- Thank you! / - Getting out is just a matter of time.

What's bothering you the most now?

I'm so hungry right now.

I found a mushroom but can I eat this?

- A mushroom? / - Yes.

- Just hold on a second. / - Okay.

Mushroom expert!

I'm a medical herb expert, Jeong Yunho.

The brighter and prettier a mushroom is,

the more likely it's poisonous.

- Oh, really? / - What does the mushroom look like?

It's yellow on the bottom.

Oh, they're just like the mushroom I have.

- Really? / - They should be okay to eat.

Go ahead.

Excuse me!

I feel itchy all of a sudden!

- You're itchy? / - Yes!

What the...

What is it?

What?

- Excuse me... / - Yes?

- Good thing I didn't eat any. / - What?

- Thank you! / - Thanks for what?

That man saved me!

Are you kidding me?

Get out of here!

Excuse me. Forget that.

I need you to send me food.

- Send you food? / - Yes.

Just hold on a moment.

Where's the sending expert?

What the...

I will send you off comfortably to your resting place.

- For just $39 a month... / - No, that's not the point!

We never ask questions.

We will escort you to your final resting place.

What are you on about?

Get out of here!

- Geez! Go, go! / - What is this?

Excuse me, I'm so hungry that I'm cold now.

I see some leaves. Should I try burning them?

- You'll burn some leaves? / - Yes.

You could suffocate. Hold on a moment.

- Really? / - Where's the burning expert?

What the...

Why?

With just an hour of aerobics a day,

you can burn off all your fat!

No, I want to start a fire.

You can burn all the fat you grab!

Just go away!

Away.

The fat went away.

Get out of here with that!

Get out!

Get out of here.

Excuse me. I don't need anything.

I give up on escaping. I fold.

- You fold? / - Yes.

He shouldn't give up yet. Just a moment.

Where's the folding expert?

Alright!

What the...

Alright little kids, let's fold some paper together!

Take some colored paper and fold it

into a square and another square...

Ta-da! You get a crane!

I can't even speak.

What?

- You want to see a horse? / - No...

- Fold a triangle first... / - No, no.

Another triangle and... Ta-da!

A horse!

I'm about to start cussing!

- A dragon? / - No...

Let's fold a dragon together.

A square and then...

Ta-da! A big dragon!

How do you make these so fast?

What's going on?

What is this? This isn't Kim Yeongman!

You crooks!

Get out of here, you fakers!

- You fakers! / - Excuse me.

I'll just try to endure it but now

my body aches from the trauma.

- Your body aches? / - Yes.

Then you need to be comfortable.

- Hyeonho. / - Yes.

That thing you carry to hold warm water...

- Instead of a tumbler when you go out. / - What?

- This bathtub. Hop in the tub and... / - Hold on.

Who carries around a tub?

- You don't carry a tub around? / - Of course not.

Geez... Fine.

- I'll tell you the easiest way. / - Yes.

When your car smells like cigarettes, you put this up

instead of using a phytoncide spray.

What?

A forest park.

- Take your forest park... / - Hold on.

Who puts up a forest park in their car?

- You don't have a forest park in your car? / - No.

- I bet it reeks in there. / - What?

- Hyeonho! / - Yes?

We can't get you out if you're going to

be so uncooperative.

Forget it! Bye!

They're totally hopeless.

What do I do?

Just hold out a little longer...

Who's this?

- Hello? / - Hong Hyeonho, can you hear me?

- Can you hear my voice? / - Yes, I can!

Yes, I can! Is this emergency services?

This is Lee Sanghun, the anchor of Tonight News.

We're going live in a bit.

But I have a few questions for you.

Hold on. What is this sound?

What are you doing, Hyeonho?

My clothes are so dusty so I'm dusting them off.

- That's weak. It lacks impact. / - What?

Listen up, Hyeonho.

I'll say you're robbing a bank instead.

Why would I rob a bank?

I'm covered in dust now!

Being covered in dust is weak.

I'll say you put on a mask.

Why would I wear a mask?

What do you need most in the tunnel now?

Send me food and water to drink.

Asking for food and water is weak.

I'll say you want $1 million in cash and a helicopter.

I don't need that.

Is it cold in the tunnel now?

I'm fine. I'm covered in a blanket.

That's weak. It lacks impact.

Listen up, Hyeonho.

You don't have a blanket on you.

I'll say you have bombs on you.

I don't want that!

Then would you rather be wearing a skirt?

I don't want either.

- Then you have on both. / - Why did you ask then?

Gosh... Looks like the police

will bring my mom to negotiate.

I am all for that story.

- Why would you use that? / - So about your mother.

What does she do?

She's a government employee.

That's too normal. It lacks impact!

- Listen up, Hyeonho. / - Yes.

Your mom isn't a government employee.

She's an accomplice!

Wow, you made us into mother and son robbers.

Please just spare my life.

- Why would you say that? / - We're going live now.

Why would you...

The safety in Korea has crumbled again.

We have wanted criminal, Hong Hyeonho on

the phone who got stuck in a tunnel

on the way to rob a bank, while asking for $1 million

and a helicopter in a mask, bombs

and a skirt as his accomplice mom

keeps a lookout outside.

Hyeonho, go ahead.

I'm going to reveal you when I get out of here.

- Reveal? / - Yes!

Now he says he's going to rob a department store!

Oh, Father...

He'll rob it with his father this time!

What are you saying?

I ask all fashion people in Korea

to hurry and buy all they need

before Hyeonho robs the department stores

of all the new clothes!

Bye!

When am I getting out of here?

(Zoom In, Zoom Out)

Zoom in.

You don't understand Korean?

Go... Me... Everything....

Again.

Go.

Zoom out.

Did you just break up with me?

You don't understand Korean?

- I should leave? / - Go.

- Who was the one that messed up? / - Me.

- And what did you do wrong? / - Everything.

You did mess everything up.

You don't want to date me again?

Again? Go.

You jerk!

(Surprise Appearances)

I need to hurry.

I have to do well on today's interview.

Hello!

If I'm hired at Gag Group...

Gosh, I'm so nervous.

What's taking the bus so long?

Oh, you're going for an interview at Gag Group?

Yes, today is the final interview.

- Wow, you're almost due. / - Yes.

I'm on my way to the hospital.

Congratulations.

- So when are you due? / - Today.

Oh, today...

Why would this happen now?

- Let me go. / - Honey!

Huiryeong.

What are you doing here?

So the thing is...

You've deceived me all this time?

- No... / - I'm so disappointed in you!

Wait up, Huiryeong!

It really hurts!

What's going on?

- Please report this! / - Alright.

Is this the police?

A fight has broken out!

They're tearing their hair out and going crazy!

Not the police! She's pregnant!

- I'm sorry! / - Call emergency services.

- It hurts so much! / - What do we do?

- Gosh! What do we do? / - Where? Where?

Now, lift your right arm.

Oh, he must be a doctor.

Good, now lift your left leg.

Alright.

Try lying on the side.

Is this good for pregnant women?

I found my 10 cents.

Hey!

Are you kidding me?

Idiot! You came back here to look for 10 cents?

- Wow, that really surprised me. / - Are you okay?

- I'm sorry. / - Yes?

But I have a very important interview today.

Gag Group... I'll be going now

so please just wait until emergency services arrive.

- I'm sorry. I have to go. / - Hold on.

Is Gag Group more important to you

than a person's life?

But... It's an important interview...

You can interview next year or the following year.

But the baby and the mother

could be in danger right now!

Are you still going to leave?

You're right.

This interview isn't important.

What's most important is the mother and baby.

I'll help.

Yes! That's one applicant down.

- Hey! / - Taxi!

You scumbag!

Excuse me.

- Please get me some water! / - Water?

- Here you go! / - Get her the water.

No! No!

No that!

Why did you drink the water?

This is such a commotion!

Step aside!

Why are you making such a ruckus over a baby?

Ma'am, please help her.

Miss, just do what I do.

1, 2, 3...

- A bit harder. / - Harder, harder.

1, 2, 3...

A bit more...

Ma'am! Ma'am!

Don't die, ma'am!

You can't die now. Get it together.

Are you okay?

- I'm fine. / - Gosh, I thought you almost died.

But who is that man in black?

Man in black? Where?

Why would the Grim Reaper show up?

Get out of here!

- It's not the time yet! Go! / - Hold on!

I'm not the Grim Reaper.

I'm Lee Dongwook from "Goblin."

Are you insane?

- Stomp him. / - Stomp him!

You aren't Lee Dongwook!

Geez!

You showed up for a beating...

I escaped. You fools!

What the...

Am I dead?

I died for imitating Lee Dongwook?

I won't imitate him! I won't imitate Lee Dongwook!

Please let it slide this time!

(1 vs. 1)

Quiz show 1 vs. 1!

We have lots of contestants today.

Let's meet the first contestant.

Hello.

I'm from L.A. My weight could kill you. I'm Kilogram.

Why do you do that?

It's hip hop.

Don't do that. Here's your first question.

I said don't do that.

Here's your first question!

This is about a musical sign.

What is this sign on sheet music

to repeat a certain part?

This is the answer.

- Keeps repeating? / - Yes.

Late reaction to avian flu.

What are you saying?

Because of your lack of action,

millions of birds will die.

♪ Yo, the avian flu is back again ♪

♪ The government is always late to react ♪

♪ Only poultry farmers are stressing out ♪

♪ The people are always feeling betrayed ♪

Alright.

Why do you keep talking about this stuff?

- It's hip hop. / - Geez...

- Minsang. / - Yes.

If chickens are cooked at over 75 degrees,

it's totally safe.

- Really? / - Yes.

So I'll show people right here that it's totally safe.

How?

Order me two fried chickens.

So that's what you wanted!

- With sauce, sauce, sauce! / - Oh, come on!

Don't do that!

Here's your second question.

This is a pain you get from stiff muscles.

What is this problem that you should solve early

before you suffer more pain?

This is the answer.

- Should be solved? / - Yes.

The 7 missing hours.

What are you saying?

This is what we want to know.

♪ Why did she show up late? ♪

♪ Why did she have her hair done? ♪

♪ Why can't she say anything? ♪

♪ Where do the secrets end? ♪

Why do you keep talking about this stuff?

"It's hip hop." You were going to say that, right?

Excuse me, Kilogram. What are you doing?

I was gone for a few seconds and you were curious.

Shouldn't we be more curious about 7 hours?

Oh... I see.

You're doing that to express your curiosity...

We get it. You can come out now.

Come out and talk...

You were hiding to eat!

- Yum, yum, yum! / - Oh, stop that!

Stop messing around.

Let's meet our next contestant!

Good to see you, Il Hoseon.

Hello, Minsang.

I brought something to brag about today.

What is it?

My new clutch bag.

A clutch bag.

Why does it look so strange?

This is a potato chip bag!

It's great because it smells nice.

Oh, yeah.

Stop messing around!

Here are your questions.

Try to guess the titles of the songs I sing.

Here we go!

♪ While looking at a photo, I tore part of it ♪

Answer! A dirty magazine.

No! Next one.

♪ After walking, I'm in front of Sincheon Station exit 4 ♪

Answer! An apartment near a subway station.

Geez...

- Minsang. / - Yes.

I have a secret. I'm also around a subway station.

- You live near one? / - No, I live in one.

Oh, come on!

Let's meet our next contestant!

This contestant has memorized every

wrong answer to be on our show.

This is Jeong Yunho.

Nice to meet you.

I've memorized these answers 100%.

I think I can take the prize money today.

That's great. I'll give you a test.

This was from last year.

The radiant energy reflected from the surface

of the earth stays in the atmosphere...

The greenhouse effect.

Amazing.

I really hope you win.

We'll start with the easy questions.

This is the first one.

It's an old saying. If a cousin buys blank,

you'll get a stomachache. Fill in the blank!

I don't know that one!

It wasn't in here!

That's because it's so easy.

You know what this is.

What do you call those guys that catch snakes?

What do you call them?

Oh! Fearless.

No! Not that.

There's a document your dad keeps hidden

deep inside his closet.

It's been passed down from your ancestors.

What is it?

Oh! Slave ownership papers?

Come on!

Why would you have that?

Please give me another chance.

There's another question. Try to get that one.

Here's your second question.

It's the coldest season out of the 4 seasons.

What's the season that comes after fall?

That wasn't in here either!

How could you not know this?

There's a song about this!

A famous one.

♪ I'm dreaming of a white Christmas ♪

What does that song make you think of?

You know this.

Oh! Soul.

Not soul!

Wrong! All wrong!

You're out!

Let's meet the next contestant!

I will answer every question.

1st place is mine. Jung Haecheol, let's go, go, go!

I'll answer everything right.

Great, Haecheol.

Please just let me finish before answering.

This question is about an electronic device.

Basically, for circuits...

Halibut and rockfish.

No. Let me finish.

For special circuits...

Sawedged perch.

No. Not raw fish.

Next...

- Fish stew. / - No!

Forget it. Different question.

This is about airplanes.

- The pilot's seat... / - Gummy's boyfriend.

No.

Let me finish!

The pilot's seat usually...

- Nabdeuk. / - Hey!

I'm a huge mess these days.

I'm totally off. When people see my face they say...

- A squid. / - Hey!

Take a good look!

A huge squid.

Hey! How could you say that?

Don't judge a book by its cover.

There's a lot in here.

Squid sausage.

You shouldn't be so rude to your senior.

- Cold squid soup. / - Hey!

Why would you say that?

Don't mess around.

I'm not so bad if you take a good look at me.

Pass!

Why would you pass on that?

Let's meet the last contestant!

Hello.

I go to the hospital these days, I'm Lee Byeongwon.

Hello, Byeongwon. What will you do

if you win the prize money?

I'll go to Mojito for a glass of Maldives.

You've switched them around?

My house is so cold.

I think the heater is broken.

That's why I got a new iboler.

- A boiler? / - I got a new iboler.

I couldn't install it so I got a guy to do it.

An iboler engineer installation.

A boiler installation engineer.

An iboler engineer installation came.

A boiler installation engineer came.

- Kidding me are you? / - Are you kidding me?

- Kidding me are you? / - Hey!

I'm massaging your shoulders.

Just answer the question.

Here's your first question!

Guess the name to the children's song.

♪ Blank has a hand for a nose. ♪

What is the title?

Here's a hint.

- I know this one. / - Sure.

Answer!

Phantele stermi.

What was that?

That's not the name of a children's song.

Change it up again!

Elemister phant.

What?

Kidding me are you?

- Are you kidding me? / - Kidding me are you?

Time for the next question.

Here it is then.

Here's the next question.

Among the husband's siblings,

what does the wife call the husband's

older brother?

Here's a hint.

I know this one.

Answer!

In-brother-law.

What?

What on earth is that? That sounded strange.

Change it up right!

Law-brother-in.

- What? / - Law-brother-in.

It's brother-in-law.

- That was wrong? / - Wrong.

That's too bad.

I was going to sing a song if I won.

What song?

IT's "FXXK BIGBANG."

- It's "FXXK IT." / - ♪ Kidding me are you ♪

♪ Kidding me are you ♪

- ♪ Time for a massage ♪ / - Stop that!

This has been...

- Sang Minyoo. / - It's Yoo Minsang.

For more infomation >> Gag Concert | 개그콘서트 [ENG / 2016.12.31] - Duration: 1:09:29.

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Opel Corsa 1.4-16V SPORT AUDIO/CD-LMV-CV-SPORT INT-APK t/m 01 - Duration: 1:01.

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Fuck you, 2016! 😡 - Duration: 6:40.

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Best #AbrahamHicks § True #Love doesn't feel like missing someone § #LawofAttraction #Relationship - Duration: 14:59.

For more infomation >> Best #AbrahamHicks § True #Love doesn't feel like missing someone § #LawofAttraction #Relationship - Duration: 14:59.

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The Gut Stuff | An Introduction - Duration: 3:24.

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Spiderman Frozen Elsa NERF GUN WAR Hulk Anna rescue Pikachu & Peppa Pig Fun Superheroes In Real Life - Duration: 14:14.

Spiderman Frozen Elsa NERF GUN WAR Hulk Anna rescue Pikachu & Peppa Pig Fun Superheroes In Real Life

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Camel Racing at United Arab Emirates #29 - Duration: 10:19.

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Kim Jong Un's Attempt to Upgrade Army Troops Diet Ends in Mass Diarrhea Outbreak - Duration: 2:45.

Kim Jong Un�s Attempt to Upgrade Army Troops Diet Ends in Mass Diarrhea Outbreak.

North Korea is one of the most isolated countries in the world.

Its leader, Kim Jong Un, severely restricts the flow of information in and out of the

country, but some stories still manage to make their way out.

The latest tale from North Korea is quite bizarre.

Reportedly, in an attempt to feed his troops well, Kim managed to give them all horrible

bouts of diarrhea, UPI reported.

The North Korean dictator ordered his troops to be given better food, except the food that

was delivered to his troops was contaminated and resulted in them being sick.

I suppose that�s one way to prepare for war.

�Under the direction of Kim Jong Un, North Korea�s people�s armed forces increased

the supply of materials to improve the diet of border guard soldiers,� a source told

Radio Free Asia, according to UPI.

�However, diarrhea has spread among soldiers who consumed the new food supply and is causing

an uproar.�

International Business Times noted that �iron powder� and �needles� were accidentally

mixed in with the food.

In addition, sand was put in the soup, and the fish sandwiches had a �funny� smell.

North Korean politics are tricky, but Yahoo reported that this latest mistake has caused

many soldiers to become angry with their �dear leader� � something that might not end

well for him.

It is doubtful that this diarrhea debacle will lead to a military coup, however it does

continue the long strong of political mistakes committed by North Korea�s leader, and adds

to the general image of him as an incompetent leader.

If the �dear leader� continues to mess up like this, the military may eventually

stage a coup which could have dire repercussions for the region.

It is also possible that the incoming Trump administration may be challenged by the North

Korean leaders, who have enjoyed eight years of President Barack Obama�s foolish foreign

policy and might not be too happy with a Trump administration that won�t let them continue

to run amok.

Share this on Facebook and Twitter and let us know what you thought of this.

Do you think North Korea will try to challenge the upcoming Trump administration?

Scroll down to comment below!

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Do You Belong to an Extraterrestrial Lineage - Duration: 4:11.

Do You Belong to an Extraterrestrial Lineage?.

According to Sitchin�s interpretation of Mesopotamian iconography and symbolism, outlined

in his 1976 book The 12th Planet and its sequels, there is an undiscovered planet beyond Neptune

that follows a long, elliptical orbit, reaching the inner solar system roughly every 3,600

years.

This planet is called Nibiru (although Jupiter was the planet associated with the god Marduk

in Babylonian cosmology).According to Sitchin, Nibiru (whose name was replaced with MARDUK

in original legends by the Babylonian ruler of the same name in an attempt to co-opt the

creation for himself, leading to some confusion among readers) collided catastrophically with

Tiamat (a goddess in the Babylonian creation myth the En�ma Eli�), which he considers

to be another planet once located between Mars and Jupiter.

This collision supposedly formed the planet Earth, the asteroid belt, and the comets.

Sitchin states that when struck by one of planet Nibiru�s moons, Tiamat split in two,

and then on a second pass Nibiru itself struck the broken fragments and one half of Tiamat

became the asteroid belt.

The second half, struck again by one of Nibiru�s moons, was pushed into a new orbit and became

today�s planet Earth.

According to Sitchin, Nibiru (called �the twelfth planet� because, Sitchin claimed,

the Sumerians� gods-given conception of the Solar System counted all eight planets,

plus Pluto, the Sun and the Moon) was the home of a technologically advanced human-like

extraterrestrial race called the Anunnaki in Sumerian myth, who Sitchin states are called

the Nephilim in Genesis.

He wrote that they evolved after Nibiru entered the solar system and first arrived on Earth

probably 450,000 years ago, looking for minerals, especially gold, which they found and mined

in Africa.

Sitchin states that these �gods� were the rank-and-file workers of the colonial

expedition to Earth from planet Nibiru.

There is a lot of confusion about the origin of the word Nephilim and what it means.

In Hebrew it literally means to fall.

As in fallen angel.

The Bible, the Talmud and the Koran (where they are referred to as Djinn) all speak of

fallen angels.

In the Book of Genesis in the Bible it relates how the Nephilim produced children with humans.

One was even depicted as killing Japheth, Noah�s son, and taking his place whereupon

he fathered many children with Japheth�s unsuspecting wife which eventually populated

much of Northern Europe.

In the following video, journey into the world of Fallen Angels, Satan, Shadow People, Aliens,

Demons, Anunnaki, Archons, Ancient Giants, �Ancient Aliens� & Genetic Hybrids.

Almost all of what we know about the Nephilim comes from the Holy Bible in Genesis Chapter

6.

If you�ve studies or looked into the Nephilim at all, or even if you haven�t, I�m sure

you�ll find the video below refreshingly different than many other videos on the topic.

I certainly did, and I�ve seen a ton.

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The Battle against the Antarctic Creature - Duration: 8:57.

The Battle against the Antarctic Creature.

GENEVA � A defecting Russian scientist has surfaced with a mind-bending account of what

REALLY occurred when he and his colleagues went missing for five days in a mysterious

lake 12,366 feet beneath the Antarctic ice.

Dr. Anton Padalka told authorities in Switzerland that the researchers discovered a bizarre

and deadly life form dubbed Organism 46-B � a highly intelligent octopus-like creature

that claimed the lives of three of the team members.

But the government of Russian president Vladimir Putin claimed that �nothing of scientific

interest� was found � because the former KGB strongman hopes to weaponize the organism.

�The discovery of such unusual life in Lake Vostok was the most important scientific breakthrough

in decades, but we were ordered not to divulge it because of Mr. Putin�s sinister scheme,�

the whistleblowing geologist told the Swiss.

It was in early February 2012 that members of the Russian Antarctic Expedition succeeded

in the drilling through more than two miles of thick ice to Lake Vostok � a project

that took more than 30 years. Because the freshwater lake has been sealed off from the

rest of the world for between 15 and 34 million years, scientists had predicted they would

find new species that had evolved far differently than any seen before.

�According to our research, the quantity of oxygen there exceeds that on other parts

of our planet by 10 to 20 times. Any life forms that we find are likely to be unique

on Earth,� Sergey Bulat, the project�s Chief Scientist said on Russian TV as the

geologists were drilling down.

Previously, extremely weird creatures had been found in deep-sea vents off the coast

of Antarctica including hairy-chested yeti crabs that feed on gardens of bacteria they

cultivate on their bodies and carnivorous, seven-armed sea stars that can catch and kill

those crabs.

Just as the eight man team neared the lake all communication with the outside world mysteriously

ceased. As days crept by and the researchers failed to respond to increasing frantic efforts

to reach them by radio, fellow scientists worldwide feared the worst.

�No word from the ice for 5 days,� Dr. John Priscu, a professor of ecology at Montana

State University and head of a similar Antarctic exploration program grimly told Fox News at

the time. �I can only imagine what it�s like.�

Or maybe he couldn�t. Dr Padalka claims that during this time, he and his colleagues

were fighting for their lives in the lost world deep beneath the earth�s surface.

�We encountered Organism 46-B on day one as we were conducting a preliminary dive in

our low-temperature wetsuits,� he recounts. �It disabled our radio, which we later learned

to our alarm, was intentional.�

Although the creature has 14 arms instead of the usual eight, it kills in a similar

manner to an ordinary octopus � seizing its prey, injecting it with paralyzing saliva

then dismembering it into small pieces with its beak. But Organism 46-B has another trick

up its sleeve.

�It is able to paralyze prey at a distance of up to 150 feet by releasing its venom into

the water from an organ similar to its ink sac,� explained Dr. Padlaka. �Tragically,

my colleague and life-long friend Dr. Vindogradov was killed this way. He tread water wearing

a blissful smile as the organism approached him. We watched helplessly as it used its

arms to tear off his head, then popped his remains its mouth. It was as if it had hypnotized

him telepathically.�

The 33-foot-long man-eater also boasts extraordinary camouflage that helped it stalk the researchers.

�Many species of octopus can alter their appearance, usually to avoid larger predators,�

Dr. Padalka explained. �Sacs of colorful pigments called chromatophores allow them

to change colors, and by contracting their muscles they can blend in with the smooth

ocean floor or a craggy coral reef. The well-known mimic octopus can contort its boneless body

to take on the shape of a sea snake or stingray.�

But the shape-shifting abilities of Organism 46-B sound almost diabolical.

�It shaped itself into the form of a human diver. We thought it was one my colleagues

swimming toward us in scuba gear. By the time the closest scientist realized what it was,

it had grabbed him and torn him to bits.�

If an arm of an ordinary octopus is cut off, the severed limb will crawl away � sometimes

even seize prey and place it in the mouth of the octopus. Experts say that�s because

each arm contains a cluster of neurons � essentially its own brain. The arms of Organism 46-B demonstrated

a chilling knack for operating autonomously.

�After our sole female researcher chopped off one of the arms with an ax, the severed

limb yanked the weapon out of her hands,� recalled the scientist. �That night the

arm slithered onto the icy bank where we were sleeping and strangled her.�

The experts believe that not only does the octopus regenerate its limbs, the brainy severed

tentacle may be able to form a new octopus.

Octopuses are extraordinarily intelligent, able to negotiate mazes, use tools and even

build structures with Legos. The newly discovered entity is in a class by itself.

�From the way it adapted each time we changed our tactics, we became convinced it is at

least as intelligent as an average human,� Dr. Padalka revealed. �If we were not all

Ph.Ds, I fear it would have in the end outwitted us.�

Miraculously, the eggheads were able to capture the creature in a tank. After the five surviving

scientists made their way to the surface, the program�s director ordered that the

bore hole be immediately plugged. The geologists expected to be honored internationally for

their amazing find. To their great disappointment, however, the Russian government claimed that

the team had found no life in Lake Vostok � and denied that divers had even entered

the water.

�There�s nothing much down there, I can assure you,� according to a statement by

the chief of the Vostok Research Station, A. M. Yelagin. The director of the Russian

Antarctic Expedition, Valery Lukin, admitted that the plug had been put in place but called

the precaution �routine.�

U.S. and British experts were puzzled by the announcement.

�It�s a little bit of an anti-climax,� geologist Dr. David L. Meckenroy of the U.K.

said on TV at the time. �It�s hard to believe we were so wrong about there being

unusual life down there.�

Dr. Padalka claims he fled his native country in July after learning to his horror that

the government is planning to put the discovery to military use.

�Some species of octopus lay 200,000 eggs,� he pointed out. �Imagine if they were deposited

in reservoirs and lakes across North America?�

The Russian government calls the whistleblower�s claims preposterous.

�It is laughable. Ho, ho, ho,� declared Mikhail Belochkin of the Bureau of Truthful

Information. �It sounds like something you might see on one of your science fiction TV

channels. The Cold War is over, my friends. If our scientists made a discovery of such

magnitude, do you seriously doubt

that we would share it with the world?�

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DON'T SHOP AT PUBLIX Look At The DISGUSTING Thing They Did To Trump… - Duration: 2:45.

DON�T SHOP AT PUBLIX Look At The DISGUSTING Thing They Did To Trump�

By Paris Swade.

We told you that the left were a bunch of suckers.

We told you that they would bitch and whine about losing the election.

Don�t support businesses that are anti-Trump because they are anti-American.

BYE, BYE PUBLIX.

Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

You have nice stores but we will not shop there more.

The Florida-based Publix grocery store has now told its stores to put a cover on National

Enquirer magazines to offensive content.

The offensive content that they are referring to is� Trump.

Check out these photos taken by Kristinn Taylor.

This is just plain crazy!

It makes you wanna go crazy!

What is wrong with these people?

This probably happened cause some liberal whined about it.

These photos were taken at a Central Florida Publix on December 28.

They show a shield in front of the National Enquirer showing the Trump family.

Trump�s name was featured on the front of National Enquirer on the following dates:

November 28, December 5, 12, 19 26 so far in 2016 � according to The Gateway Pundit.

Here is a sample of the covers that Trump-haters have had to endure.

What is wrong with these whiny liberals?

YOU LOST.

GET OVER IT.

Cry.

Cry.

Cry, cry, cry!

That�s all these whiny liberals do.

This story was first reported by WFTX-TV on December 21.

It was discovered by an outraged Trump supporter.

Let�s reverse this decision.

There are more Trump supporters every day than there are whiny liberals that read the

crap that the MSM spews to them.

*** Let�s reverse this dumb corporate decision!!

Share this article.

They will respond to us.

According to Kristinn Taylor at the Gateway Pundit, a manager mentioned to her that �Publix

could be pressured to reverse the decision by phone calls from people that disagree with

their decision.�

Share, share, share this article!

Let�s be loud Trump voters.

Share this article on your Facebook if you want Publix to uncover Trump.

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MSP // Song Lyric Prank #2 // Ariana Grande - Into You // Elijah Gaming - Duration: 6:04.

Hey guys and welcome back to another video today I'm going to be doing a lyric prank on my friend GlitterNNess I'm going to be doing Into You - Ariana Grande

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Install Custom Blogger Templates - how to install stylish templates on blog ||backup old template|| - Duration: 7:01.

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