Sir, this is our product!
What is this?
Exactly! That's the name of our website!
yehkyahai.co (whatisthis.co)
What is your product though?
Our product is called 'nothing'...
Well, it's nothing really, Dad. I just wanted to have a word with you.
I want to join your business.
Why?
What?
Weren't you on your high horse when you said
"I don't want to do sari inventory, I want to influence the stock market"?
What happened then?
That chapter's closed, Dad.
You were always right about me. I only know how to ruin things.
The truth of the matter is that the company never needed me.
And I don't need them anymore.
If you could just give me an internship at your store, I'll work as hard as Jignesh... Like this
That's not how you do it.
I'll learn on the job, Dad.
Who's taught you your business skills?
Did you call this meeting as a joke? You have nothing to sell.
Sir, I never said I have nothing to sell.
What I said, was that our product is 'nothing'.
Why would anyone in the world want to buy this 'nothing'?
That's 'cause techinically, the price of 'nothing' is zero.
Let me show it to you.
The amount a customer spends on buying this product,
is returned entirely to him at the end of the month.
You came back?
Steve, you can't keep breaking my heart like this.
Sir, how can I break someone's heart when my own heart is shattered?
I began to think I was Steve Jobs just 'cause I started losing hair.
However, the Satyanand Tripathi in me was revealed when I shaved today.
You decided to change your career because of your hairfall?
Can you guarantee that this won't happen again? Write it down on a blank paper with this pen.
There's no point of using a pen anymore.
Life gave me pineapples when in fact I went looking for apples.
My life's become like the 'pen-pineapple-apple-pen' song.
Stop!
You want this job, don't you?
Throw away that apple and eat this chikoo.
Who's going to give you money?
If the customer's money is going to return to his account, why will he withdraw any money from the bank?
Who will ever buy a product like this?
Every person in the world who doesn't know to save money.
The temptation of shopping and the habit of saving, are both solved this way.
You know what the best part is? Other products take the customer's money.
But, 'Nothing' returns the customer's money.
Daddy, that's exactly why I came back.
Hello, sir.
Daddy, didn't I tell you not to buy 'gulab jamuns'(Indian dessert)?
I don't even have a job,
but these nuts are celebrating by stuffing their faces with it.
Move!
Daddy, do you remember that tall guy?
The one I would sell flowers to before the interview?
He ate all the gulab jamuns and then went running to the gym.
I know, daddy. I know I need this job to get mom out on bail.
But how can I just go back now?
I know I have great bosses, daddy. But the product they have is nothing.
It's nothing! I cannot sell it!
But, Mr. Pammi, you said you could sell anything, right?
Then why couldn't you sell 'nothing'?
Daddy, I'll just call you right back, okay?
Bye...
What did you just say?
Why I can't sell 'nothing' when I claimed I could sell anything, right?
Absolutely!
Just give me your phone...
You nuts! All of you are nuts. Losers!
Just finish these gulab jamuns and get out of here!
My mother's in jail, and ...
Hello? Yes, tell me, daddy.
Hmm, interesting...
-The idea behind your product is unique. -Thank you, sir.
However, where's the rest of your team?
Sir, this product was like the trust of our team.
The day this trust broke, it also broke our team.
And the company split into four pieces?
So
Everything is over now? Is it?
You gave up just because of one small hiccup in the business?
You simply quit and walked away?
"I quit!" You are a nut to quit!
This is not like a gym membership, son.
Where you just give up after 3-4 days.
It's life!
People have set-up various businesses and failed but eventually succeeded with one.
Understand?
Success comes at the cost of blood, sweat, and tears, son.
You should've stood back up after you fell. At least once!
If you would have fallen again, you had your dad here to catch you.
So, you don't really have anyone else now?
No sir. When did I ever say that?
-Son, you've to have rage in your veins! -Stuff that in your mouth.
You had to put that in your stomach!
You're a born businessman!
"Pammi can sell anything..."
You were born knowing traits of business.
Brijesh Patel!
Get rid of this western mask you've got on and unveil your inner Gujarati!
Don't be afraid!
God bless you!
Why are you tearing your clothes?!
Hey! I didn't kill Mrs. Sharma!
I had just asked you to eat this chikoo... Why are you giving me this attitude?
Forget the apple
What's going on, man?!
-Don't push me! -Mrs. Sharma is like a mother to me...
Hi, guys!
Lucky! What's going on?!
You left me no choice, guys!
You guys were not responding to my calls or messages!
You stupid kleptomaniac, we're not objects for you to steal!
Just hear me out, I didn't have time guys.
We've got an investor for our product.
-An investor? -Where is he?
Steve, there's no need for you to be this surprised.
Your boss is my twin brother.
He locked me up on my wedding day and got married to my girl, Shanti.
I can't stand his face ever since.
Which is why I don't own mirrors in my own house.
Is that why you're investing in our start-up?
Might be... That is one of the reasons.
But guys, let's say, life is a web series.
So according to that, this start-up is your very first season.
And this moment here, in which we're speaking right now
represents the (season) finale.
We don't really get it, sir.
What I simply mean is, your decision today
will predict your upcoming seasons.
Decision?
You like the product, you invest in it and we can end the season with that.
Yes, of course. We can totally put an end to the season.
All you have to do is put my name as the director in the end credits.
-What do you mean? -I want to acquire your start-up, man!
We've worked really hard for this.
Of course you have!
It must have been really hard to emotionally blackmail your dad to get your office space.
-Sir, but our product... -Please shut up, Mr Salesman of the Year
You have earned no right to call this your product!
You didn't even understand the product.
Sir, we've already made a website for it.
The credit for which goes to the guy who sells tea!
The one who told you about Big Rock.
You didn't even know that a start-up website looks genuine with a .co domain name.
Rajiv! Come on in here!
Didn't you always want to see zeroes? Look here, there are 4 right here.
Crap...
-Sir, how do you know all this... -Stop talking you pea-brain!
I've been doing my research on you guys for the past one month.
I'm aware that
you've absolutely nothing! Neither a business model nor a marketing strategy.
But we have the time to do this!
The start-up wave has been trending for the past 2 years now and you think you still have time?
Let's assume you do have the time...
How are you going to develop the aptitude for this?
I'm doing you all a favor by offering to acquire your company.
But, can't we just be partners?
-Pigs move around in a group. -And you think you're a lion?
No, I'm a wolf!
The lone wolf of this wall street.
To be honest, sir. You just want to be that, but the fact is you're not.
-What do you mean? -They call me the hustler of this team.
How did you even assume that I would come here without doing my research?
Don't beat around the bush! Get to the point!
Here's what he means-
If we were to rate a stud investor in the market on a scale of 1-10,
you'd just score a 1, you'll be the lowest.
True, but still...
I'll be rated a number greater than the 4 of you zeroes combined.
Sir, my dad taught me a rule of business.
-Right, the profit one... -No, sir. Not that one.
A person who scores nine, beats the one who scores an eight.
An eight beats the one with seven.
But you just scored one...
I wonder how many people beat you.
But if you had even a single zero in front of your one, you could've beaten everyone!
And in case you did not notice, we're four zeroes.
And we're just waiting for the right number.
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought each of you were taking turns to talk.
Look, this isn't a tv sitcom.
For me to pay you for your monologue.
You have two paths in front of you.
The first one-
take my money and give your product to me.
The second one- give your product to me without any money.
I've seen everything you've made- your presentations, product brief, buyer lists, etc...
In fact, you won't even be able to take a cab after this meeting.
I'll take and pitch this very idea and make the same website.
I'm sure you're aware how easily one can make a website on bigrock.co
Sir, this is stealing!
I'm sorry, you caught me red-handed!
Why don't you put back the pen you just stole, you thief!
And Steve, I think you're the smartest one.
Write down whatever few pennies you think your product is worth
What are you looking at?
Are you thinking about suing me?
Do you need a lawyer's number? I always have it on speed-dial.
You guys claim to have a lot of time, right?
You'll get your turn at the court in 4-5 years.
And in just about 10-15 years it'll be proven that the product is yours.
Oh, but won't the product be out-dated by then?
No one will use it.
Take my advice, fill that cheque and get out of here.
Pammi, our product is not foolish!
No, I think we're the fools.
Who hired this fool to tell us that our product is foolish. Fool!
Sir, I can understand. I'll beat you up if you call me a fool again.
Sir, I can sell a comb to a bald guy,
I can extract money from a thief and I can beat up this fat guy.
But, I can't sell this product.
It's nothing!
-Literally, it's noth... -Your head has nothing!
What are you talking about? We've worked really hard for this!
Just admit you're not talented enough to sell the product!
Sir, are you all home-schooled?
-You've not completed your studies... -You've got no brains...
-Get him out. -Throw him out.
Steve, throw him out of the company.
Okay...
Wait! You stay! Steve, fire him!
Say it! Fire him!
Guys, I think we should dissolve this company.
You heard that right, didn't you? Get out!
What?!
Dissolve?
Steve...
Steve, just put your glasses back on and don't listen to what he said.
Let's talk about this with a calm mind.
I knew it!
I always knew that you aren't Steve Jobs but just Satyanand Tripati!
Who's not confident about the very product he has created!
Nothing is left in this company now...
I shouldn't have let losers like you into my company.
Bro, this was Steve's idea and it is his company.
-Do you understand that? -Why did the 3 of us...
Shut up!
Lucky...sir!
This is a corporate meeting not a reality show vote out session.
So there's no need of name-calling.
You little amateur rat! You're teaching me the rules of business?
Hold on! You think you're our teacher?
-Don't touch me! -You think I'm going to hit you!
Guys, shut up!
I've made my decision.
It's over.
How can you just make a decision?
Steve, you have a job. This fat guy has his dad's money.
This fellow has his talent.
But me? I don't have anything besides this start-up.
You know something?
I've never ever done anything right in my life.
But, I know that the 4 of us can do the right thing together.
If we actually put our minds together, we can beat any Fortune 500 company!
I'm not leaving this company, but any of you are free to go!
Guys, it's time for my train. I'm leaving.
Guys, he's new here. But we've been together for...
Even your clothes are on the dryer rack!
Steve, I won't return your clothes! Stop!
Steve, please stop!
What are you thinking about, Steve? Fill the amount in the cheque.
Good.
What's this? You've just filled in zeroes!
Nothing else!
Do you know what zeroes mean?
Nothing...
Nil...
You're trying to steal nothing from zeroes like us.
We both know the idea behind the product.
Let's see who succeeds in selling 'nothing' in the market.
You or us?
Keep this pen!
Let's get out of here!
Zero... The meaning behind it... Nil... Nothing...
What was all that about?
Exactly.
Someone gave you a blank cheque and you didn't take advantage of it.
Steve, you're too old for such antics.
Guys, Steve did what he thought was right in that moment.
-You don't worry, Steve. -That's rubbish, man!
I did a stupid thing!
I thought he'd call us back after what I said.
He was right about us not being heroes in this web series.
Shanti, are you looking at this?
He left the office with a raging passion to go full speed ahead!
But has already taken a halt for tea break.
I thought he'd be traumatised with his kidnapping.
Instead, he went ahead and explained the product's entire idea to my brother.
Sir, can you please not do this right now?
Steve, I know my brother inside-out.
-He's a disgusting and pathetic human! -That's true
However...
You need someone exactly like him in your team to be his competition.
I just see one person like him around here.
Who's he talking about?
I just see one person like him!
-Sir, you're saying that... -You mean?
Exactly!
Steve, you could not digest my chikoo
But would you be willing to share a piece of your apple with me?
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