10 of John Cena's Most R-Rated Moments
Unless you are living under a rock, you know this man called John Cena because hello, he
has practically showcased himself in the limelight doing anything and everything!
Best known for being an American professional wrestler, Cena is also a rapper, reality show
presenter and an actor.
Now that's too much of screen time already and when you spend half of your life in front
of the camera, you are likely to create a buzz with your R-Rated moments!
As you may have guessed already, John Cena isn't any different so here he is with 10
of the iconic moments that might need your discretion before viewing.
All the best!
Number 10.
Cena's broken nose Yea, we talk of blood here, something that
isn't an everyday affair at WWE and which gets the R certificate!
This was basically an accident that occurred inside the ring on an episode of Monday Night
Raw while Cena was competing against Seth Rollins.
So in the heat of the moment, when Rollins raised his knee, Cena leaned too close which
resulted in his nose being crushed!
You guessed it right, the accident left John's nose completely disfigured and blood gushing
out of it, in short not a pretty sight!
If you did happen to see it live, you know that it could leave anybody shuddering, let
alone the weak hearted!
Number 9.
Drug dealing Now before you start imagining Cena going
about rave parties selling drugs, let's clear the air on it, he is not a peddler!
What we mean by drug dealing here is his small role in Tina Fey's comedy movie, "Sisters"
that came out in 2015.
Since we have already told you about John's talent in acting, what is so shocking about
this role?
Well, Cena played the role of a drug dealer in the movie!
Drug dealing as one of the major themes in the movie in addition to heavy sexual content
of the film, Cena does not stand out as a good role model for his fans who are still
in playschool!
Number 8.
Shocking press conference In October 2016, Cena got a chance to answer
his fans in a press conference and if we say the man went candid, that'll be an understatement.
When a tiny fan asked him what his favorite food was, John was at a loss of words and
came up with the most "obvious" answer, which we guess wasn't so appropriate for
the kid!
So John's answer went like, "What's my favorite food?
Umm…well, if I were to have Nicole stand up this time, I couldn't show you."
There was laughter all over which probably brought back him to reality, we wish that
would have happened a few minutes earlier!
Anyway Nikki tried to cover up with her, "He loves steak and vegetables."
answer!
Though Cena had made it all the more obvious when he said that the kid would get the joke
in a few years' time!
Number 7.
Explicit content Don't we all relate John Cena to "You
can't see me"?
Those of you who have no clue what we are talking about can relax and let us explain.
Vince McMahon saw business in John Cena's freestyling and decided to release a full
length hip hop album by the wrestler.
You guessed it right, the album was titled "You can't see me" but what is so R-rated
in it?
Well the rap that our star did was so full of swears that there was no option but to
sell it with a "explicit content" sticker!
You don't need us to tell you that this is not the kind of music you'd want your
kids to listen, even if it features their favorite wrestler!
Number 6.
On a Trainwreck It is evident that John Cena has a thing for
acting, all thanks to movies like 12 Rounds and The Marine!
But many fans of John Cena, the wrestler will not be impressed with his role in the movie
Trainwreck.
We have seen him play the hulk boy in other movies but this hulk was a soft hearted man
in this particular movie.
Then why do we have a problem with it?
Uhmm, Cena had elaborate love making scenes in the movie where he was seen talking dirty
to his lady love.
That might not be so wrong but Cena also posed semi-nude in the movie, what about that now?
Considering that kids form a major chunk of Cena's fan following, parents won't be
too comfortable with their kids watching Cena's work, WITHOUT SUPERVISION!
Number 5.
Bloody mess One of the most gruesome matches that the
wrestling world has bombarded on us is the 'I Quit' match on Judgement Day!
Cena was bleeding so profusely that his face was covered in the red fluid.
Kids are advised to not see this match, it will render them speechless and if you are
a haemophobic, you better shut your eyes or it'll take you towards a sleepless night!
Even though Cena was badly hurt, he ended up winning the match after he managed to push
his opponent, JBL through a glass panel.
Ouch, that must have hurt!
So if you aren't a fan of crimson, this match isn't for you to watch, label it R!
Number 4.
Revenge on The Rock Two wrestlers are opponents inside the ring
and we do understand it but when they take this competition outside it, things get dirty!
You do know what we are hinting at, right?
None other than The Rock was involved in a fight with John Cena in the ring and happened
to have the upper hand.
Cena didn't like it and got back at him dressed in his original WWE attire and rapped
about Rock, or rather hurled insults at his manhood in a musical way!
The rap was full of sexual content directed against the opponent and caused quite a stir
but was censored before the public could digest what was happening.
Revenge like that definitely deserves to be rated a big R!
Number 3.
On-air Spanking If you have tuned into the world of wrestling
only recently and have no idea about the Ruthless Aggression Era, you totally have to check
this out!
It was back in the year 2003 and Cena was in his 'Doctor of Thuganomics' character
at the time and was involved in an in-ring segment rap with Stephanie McMahon on an episode
of SmackDown.
Within the rap, Cena asked Stephanie if he could spank her, that's gutsy man!
Well, this enraged Stephanie who showed him her posterior and challenged him to do so.
Guess what, Cena went through with it and spanked her bottom hard!
Ouch!
Number 2.
Anger bout at Sportsnation The big name that John Cena is, he has been
involved in promotions for WWE for a while now.
His hosting talent on shows like The Today Show or Live with Kelly, has helped to up
the interest of viewers in the game!
He has also appeared on ESPN's Sportsnation several times but during this one particular
segment he lost his cool, uhmm it wasn't pretty!
Cena went off on somebody on the set with a curse laden speech that kinda shocked everyone
because explicit words coming out of the wrestler's mouth was not common while on the sets of
the show!
Look at the censored video and you'd hear nothing but beeps, we'll settle with that
after all, who wants to hear the real rant anyway!
Number 1.
Peeing on graves John Cena did some of his best work during
the early days of his career where he had a brief experience of fighting against Undertaker.
Cena went on to deliver a rap on the dead wrestler which was actually shot at a cemetery
and included the artist peeing on the gravestones!
The least we could call this behavior is inappropriate, though this was far worse.
Though he did get a lot of attention for this rap which later played the foundation of Cena's
character in the field of wrestling, we would still name the entire thing as insulting.
We wonder what would people have said if this rap was created in 2018 instead of 2003!
Which of these moments of John Cena shocked you the most?
Tell us in the comment section below.
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Ladies and gentlemen Europe is running out of time.
This is not the story we have been hearing lately.
Things are supposedly great again.
The Euro area is now expected to grow at The breakneck speed of 2.3% in 2018.
The turning point from almost a solid decade of crappy European news was an election that
took place in France in April and May of 2017.
There was a serious concern that Marine Le Pen's Front Nationale would win the election.
Nationalist parties like Le Pen's had been steadily gaining power throughout the EU,
with the June 2016 Brexit vote being their greatest victory.
Nationalists running Poland or Hungary are one thing, but if the Euroskeptic le Pen had
won in France, one of the EU's two most important countries the show would probably
have been over.
Thankfully the very pro European Union Emmanuel Macron saved the day.
Macron gets a lot of good press and I understand why.
If anything I think his accomplishment deserves more attention.
The party he founded just a year earlier, En Marche, didn't just beat Le Pen.
It also blew France's established two party system out of the water.
Can you imagine how cool that would be in the US?
So Macron won the presidency.
Then his party went on to win a parliamentary majority.
And then, last fall, he managed to reform the labor market in a way that his three predecessors
failed to do.
Macron does give me a lot of hope.
But there is another aspect to that election last May.
Marine Le Pen's Party got 33% of the vote.
Four years ago when her Party got 24.8% of the vote in European elections I was optimistic,
even though many others were freaking out.
I thought the nationalists couldn't possibly do any better.
Well they did..
People seem to have tuned out Le Pen's steady March towards power.
Macron is impressive.
But he may also be the EU'S last chance in France.
And France's election wasn't the only one last year.
In Germany everybody was pleased when their nationalist party only managed to become the
third largest party in parliament, after almost tripling its vote.
Austria's nationalist party is now part of the governing coalition.
Italy's election next week is expected to result in more victories for anti-EU, or at
least euroskeptical parties.
The return of economic growth has bought the EU some breathing room.
But the Union is shaky, and there is less money to spread around in the post Brexit
budget that is being negotiated this year.
I guess what I am trying to say is that this break from crisis may be brief and it must
not be squandered.
When people talk about the end of the EU, they act as if we are just talking about the
end of an overly socialized bureaucratic mess.
If that were true I certainly wouldn't miss it.
But we are also talking about the end of a force for stability and shared goals in Europe.
Stable, well established countries like France and Germany would likely be hurt economically
by the end of the EU, but would otherwise probably be fine.
For countries further from the core, however, EU failure is likely to be a much more serious
issue.
We are already seeing new rumblings in the Balkans and on the border WITH Russia to the
east.
And Spain is currently dealing with the resurgence of the Catalan independence movement.
Which is what we will deal with next time.
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Ladies and gentlemen Europe is running out of time.
This is not the story we have been hearing lately.
Things are supposedly great again.
The Euro area is now expected to grow at The breakneck speed of 2.3% in 2018.
The turning point from almost a solid decade of crappy European news was an election that
took place in France in April and May of 2017.
There was a serious concern that Marine Le Pen's Front Nationale would win the election.
Nationalist parties like Le Pen's had been steadily gaining power throughout the EU,
with the June 2016 Brexit vote being their greatest victory.
Nationalists running Poland or Hungary are one thing, but if the Euroskeptic le Pen had
won in France, one of the EU's two most important countries the show would probably
have been over.
Thankfully the very pro European Union Emmanuel Macron saved the day.
Macron gets a lot of good press and I understand why.
If anything I think his accomplishment deserves more attention.
The party he founded just a year earlier, En Marche, didn't just beat Le Pen.
It also blew France's established two party system out of the water.
Can you imagine how cool that would be in the US?
So Macron won the presidency.
Then his party went on to win a parliamentary majority.
And then, last fall, he managed to reform the labor market in a way that his three predecessors
failed to do.
Macron does give me a lot of hope.
But there is another aspect to that election last May.
Marine Le Pen's Party got 33% of the vote.
Four years ago when her Party got 24.8% of the vote in European elections I was optimistic,
even though many others were freaking out.
I thought the nationalists couldn't possibly do any better.
Well they did..
People seem to have tuned out Le Pen's steady March towards power.
Macron is impressive.
But he may also be the EU'S last chance in France.
And France's election wasn't the only one last year.
In Germany everybody was pleased when their nationalist party only managed to become the
third largest party in parliament, after almost tripling its vote.
Austria's nationalist party is now part of the governing coalition.
Italy's election next week is expected to result in more victories for anti-EU, or at
least euroskeptical parties.
The return of economic growth has bought the EU some breathing room.
But the Union is shaky, and there is less money to spread around in the post Brexit
budget that is being negotiated this year.
I guess what I am trying to say is that this break from crisis may be brief and it must
not be squandered.
When people talk about the end of the EU, they act as if we are just talking about the
end of an overly socialized bureaucratic mess.
If that were true I certainly wouldn't miss it.
But we are also talking about the end of a force for stability and shared goals in Europe.
Stable, well established countries like France and Germany would likely be hurt economically
by the end of the EU, but would otherwise probably be fine.
For countries further from the core, however, EU failure is likely to be a much more serious
issue.
We are already seeing new rumblings in the Balkans and on the border WITH Russia to the
east.
And Spain is currently dealing with the resurgence of the Catalan independence movement.
Which is what we will deal with next time.
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10 of John Cena's Most R-Rated Moments
Unless you are living under a rock, you know this man called John Cena because hello, he
has practically showcased himself in the limelight doing anything and everything!
Best known for being an American professional wrestler, Cena is also a rapper, reality show
presenter and an actor.
Now that's too much of screen time already and when you spend half of your life in front
of the camera, you are likely to create a buzz with your R-Rated moments!
As you may have guessed already, John Cena isn't any different so here he is with 10
of the iconic moments that might need your discretion before viewing.
All the best!
Number 10.
Cena's broken nose Yea, we talk of blood here, something that
isn't an everyday affair at WWE and which gets the R certificate!
This was basically an accident that occurred inside the ring on an episode of Monday Night
Raw while Cena was competing against Seth Rollins.
So in the heat of the moment, when Rollins raised his knee, Cena leaned too close which
resulted in his nose being crushed!
You guessed it right, the accident left John's nose completely disfigured and blood gushing
out of it, in short not a pretty sight!
If you did happen to see it live, you know that it could leave anybody shuddering, let
alone the weak hearted!
Number 9.
Drug dealing Now before you start imagining Cena going
about rave parties selling drugs, let's clear the air on it, he is not a peddler!
What we mean by drug dealing here is his small role in Tina Fey's comedy movie, "Sisters"
that came out in 2015.
Since we have already told you about John's talent in acting, what is so shocking about
this role?
Well, Cena played the role of a drug dealer in the movie!
Drug dealing as one of the major themes in the movie in addition to heavy sexual content
of the film, Cena does not stand out as a good role model for his fans who are still
in playschool!
Number 8.
Shocking press conference In October 2016, Cena got a chance to answer
his fans in a press conference and if we say the man went candid, that'll be an understatement.
When a tiny fan asked him what his favorite food was, John was at a loss of words and
came up with the most "obvious" answer, which we guess wasn't so appropriate for
the kid!
So John's answer went like, "What's my favorite food?
Umm…well, if I were to have Nicole stand up this time, I couldn't show you."
There was laughter all over which probably brought back him to reality, we wish that
would have happened a few minutes earlier!
Anyway Nikki tried to cover up with her, "He loves steak and vegetables."
answer!
Though Cena had made it all the more obvious when he said that the kid would get the joke
in a few years' time!
Number 7.
Explicit content Don't we all relate John Cena to "You
can't see me"?
Those of you who have no clue what we are talking about can relax and let us explain.
Vince McMahon saw business in John Cena's freestyling and decided to release a full
length hip hop album by the wrestler.
You guessed it right, the album was titled "You can't see me" but what is so R-rated
in it?
Well the rap that our star did was so full of swears that there was no option but to
sell it with a "explicit content" sticker!
You don't need us to tell you that this is not the kind of music you'd want your
kids to listen, even if it features their favorite wrestler!
Number 6.
On a Trainwreck It is evident that John Cena has a thing for
acting, all thanks to movies like 12 Rounds and The Marine!
But many fans of John Cena, the wrestler will not be impressed with his role in the movie
Trainwreck.
We have seen him play the hulk boy in other movies but this hulk was a soft hearted man
in this particular movie.
Then why do we have a problem with it?
Uhmm, Cena had elaborate love making scenes in the movie where he was seen talking dirty
to his lady love.
That might not be so wrong but Cena also posed semi-nude in the movie, what about that now?
Considering that kids form a major chunk of Cena's fan following, parents won't be
too comfortable with their kids watching Cena's work, WITHOUT SUPERVISION!
Number 5.
Bloody mess One of the most gruesome matches that the
wrestling world has bombarded on us is the 'I Quit' match on Judgement Day!
Cena was bleeding so profusely that his face was covered in the red fluid.
Kids are advised to not see this match, it will render them speechless and if you are
a haemophobic, you better shut your eyes or it'll take you towards a sleepless night!
Even though Cena was badly hurt, he ended up winning the match after he managed to push
his opponent, JBL through a glass panel.
Ouch, that must have hurt!
So if you aren't a fan of crimson, this match isn't for you to watch, label it R!
Number 4.
Revenge on The Rock Two wrestlers are opponents inside the ring
and we do understand it but when they take this competition outside it, things get dirty!
You do know what we are hinting at, right?
None other than The Rock was involved in a fight with John Cena in the ring and happened
to have the upper hand.
Cena didn't like it and got back at him dressed in his original WWE attire and rapped
about Rock, or rather hurled insults at his manhood in a musical way!
The rap was full of sexual content directed against the opponent and caused quite a stir
but was censored before the public could digest what was happening.
Revenge like that definitely deserves to be rated a big R!
Number 3.
On-air Spanking If you have tuned into the world of wrestling
only recently and have no idea about the Ruthless Aggression Era, you totally have to check
this out!
It was back in the year 2003 and Cena was in his 'Doctor of Thuganomics' character
at the time and was involved in an in-ring segment rap with Stephanie McMahon on an episode
of SmackDown.
Within the rap, Cena asked Stephanie if he could spank her, that's gutsy man!
Well, this enraged Stephanie who showed him her posterior and challenged him to do so.
Guess what, Cena went through with it and spanked her bottom hard!
Ouch!
Number 2.
Anger bout at Sportsnation The big name that John Cena is, he has been
involved in promotions for WWE for a while now.
His hosting talent on shows like The Today Show or Live with Kelly, has helped to up
the interest of viewers in the game!
He has also appeared on ESPN's Sportsnation several times but during this one particular
segment he lost his cool, uhmm it wasn't pretty!
Cena went off on somebody on the set with a curse laden speech that kinda shocked everyone
because explicit words coming out of the wrestler's mouth was not common while on the sets of
the show!
Look at the censored video and you'd hear nothing but beeps, we'll settle with that
after all, who wants to hear the real rant anyway!
Number 1.
Peeing on graves John Cena did some of his best work during
the early days of his career where he had a brief experience of fighting against Undertaker.
Cena went on to deliver a rap on the dead wrestler which was actually shot at a cemetery
and included the artist peeing on the gravestones!
The least we could call this behavior is inappropriate, though this was far worse.
Though he did get a lot of attention for this rap which later played the foundation of Cena's
character in the field of wrestling, we would still name the entire thing as insulting.
We wonder what would people have said if this rap was created in 2018 instead of 2003!
Which of these moments of John Cena shocked you the most?
Tell us in the comment section below.
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The European Union Is Running Out Of Time - Duration: 4:11.
Ladies and gentlemen Europe is running out of time.
This is not the story we have been hearing lately.
Things are supposedly great again.
The Euro area is now expected to grow at The breakneck speed of 2.3% in 2018.
The turning point from almost a solid decade of crappy European news was an election that
took place in France in April and May of 2017.
There was a serious concern that Marine Le Pen's Front Nationale would win the election.
Nationalist parties like Le Pen's had been steadily gaining power throughout the EU,
with the June 2016 Brexit vote being their greatest victory.
Nationalists running Poland or Hungary are one thing, but if the Euroskeptic le Pen had
won in France, one of the EU's two most important countries the show would probably
have been over.
Thankfully the very pro European Union Emmanuel Macron saved the day.
Macron gets a lot of good press and I understand why.
If anything I think his accomplishment deserves more attention.
The party he founded just a year earlier, En Marche, didn't just beat Le Pen.
It also blew France's established two party system out of the water.
Can you imagine how cool that would be in the US?
So Macron won the presidency.
Then his party went on to win a parliamentary majority.
And then, last fall, he managed to reform the labor market in a way that his three predecessors
failed to do.
Macron does give me a lot of hope.
But there is another aspect to that election last May.
Marine Le Pen's Party got 33% of the vote.
Four years ago when her Party got 24.8% of the vote in European elections I was optimistic,
even though many others were freaking out.
I thought the nationalists couldn't possibly do any better.
Well they did..
People seem to have tuned out Le Pen's steady March towards power.
Macron is impressive.
But he may also be the EU'S last chance in France.
And France's election wasn't the only one last year.
In Germany everybody was pleased when their nationalist party only managed to become the
third largest party in parliament, after almost tripling its vote.
Austria's nationalist party is now part of the governing coalition.
Italy's election next week is expected to result in more victories for anti-EU, or at
least euroskeptical parties.
The return of economic growth has bought the EU some breathing room.
But the Union is shaky, and there is less money to spread around in the post Brexit
budget that is being negotiated this year.
I guess what I am trying to say is that this break from crisis may be brief and it must
not be squandered.
When people talk about the end of the EU, they act as if we are just talking about the
end of an overly socialized bureaucratic mess.
If that were true I certainly wouldn't miss it.
But we are also talking about the end of a force for stability and shared goals in Europe.
Stable, well established countries like France and Germany would likely be hurt economically
by the end of the EU, but would otherwise probably be fine.
For countries further from the core, however, EU failure is likely to be a much more serious
issue.
We are already seeing new rumblings in the Balkans and on the border WITH Russia to the
east.
And Spain is currently dealing with the resurgence of the Catalan independence movement.
Which is what we will deal with next time.
Thanks for watching please subscribe, and if you would like a free essay on a completely
different topic, I suggest you sign up for my email newsletter.
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Kingdom Hearts 3 - "Don't Think Twice" - Akano (Piano Arr. by Erik C.) - Duration: 1:42.
How did I live in a kingdom of thieves?
And people who say
Things they don't really mean, really mean
You're only everything I ever dreamed
Ever dreamed of, ever dreamed of
You must be kidding me, did you really think
I could say no
I want you for a lifetime so if you're gonna think twice, baby
I don't wanna know baby, I don't wanna know
Everything is just right but if you're gonna think twice, baby
I don't wanna know baby, I don't wanna know
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Don't Text, Call Her | What Women Want | The Softer Side - Duration: 0:58.
I like it when a man takes the opportunity to call me when a text turns
into a conversation if we can text back and forth for several messages obviously
it would be easier more convenient and personal to call me it shows me that he
values my time and enjoys having a conversation with me it's also a sign
that communication and understanding is important between us
it makes me feel valued and happy to hear his voice and it brings us closer together
call me send
the softer side
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Why Can't the Universe Be a Brute Fact? - Duration: 2:37.
Some atheists argue that the universe is a brute fact the universe just exists
they say and that's that it has no explanation at all
this was Bertrand Russell's position in his classic 1948 BBC radio debate with
father Frederic coppleson how can we respond fundamentally atheists who hold
to this position or denying the principle of sufficient reason which
states that everything that is has a sufficient reason for existing but as
some philosophers point out the denial of the principle of sufficient reason is
at the same time a denial of rational argumentation including any argument for
brute facts consider how when we accept the conclusion Socrates is mortal we do
so based on the premises all men are mortal and Socrates is a man in other
words we recognize the conclusion as rational because the premises are true
and the argument is logically valid but if brute facts are possible and the
principle of sufficient reason is false well then it follows that our conclusion
Socrates is mortal might have nothing to do with the truth of the premises and
their logical structure similarly the conclusion things like the universe can
exist without a reason for their existence might itself be a brute fact
and have no connection to truth or logic but if that's the case well then we
would have no reason to accept it as true so the denial of the principle of
sufficient reason undercuts any ground one might have for doubting the
principle as in Russell's example of the universe therefore the position is self
refuting and thus unreasonable as to what the explanation of the universe is
we'll have to save that for another time if you want to learn more about this
topic and others like it check out our website at catholic.com for Catholic
Answers I'm Karlo Broussard thanks for watching
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President Bone Spurs Says He Would Have Stopped School Shooting - Duration: 3:36.
According to Donald Trump himself, had he been present at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High
School in Parkland, Florida, he absolutely would have run into that school to take on
that shooter by himself, even if he didn't have a weapon on him.
That is what Donald Trump told a gathering of Republican governors at the White House
on Monday of this week.
The very same man who received several deferments from Vietnam for bone spurs in his feet says
he would have run into that school, no weapon at all, and taken down that shooter.
The same man who says that avoiding STDs was his own personal Vietnam, and the fact that
he had sex with so many women and never got AIDS, that is an admirable thing.
The guy who's lived his entire life in gated communities, the man who has private security
around him 24/7, even before he ran for president, thinks that he is some big macho, action hero
tough guy that he would run towards the gunfire and take on that shooter.
At least, that's the image that Donald Trump wants to project, and it's an image that a
lot of Republican politicians have tried to project for themselves over the years.
It's one that has absolutely no basis in reality.
Donald Trump was given the opportunity to charge at people with guns to protect his
fellow American citizens.
He failed to do it.
He was too scared.
He'd rather have other people's kids go do that, because he was such a coward, and he
still is.
Nothing's changed with him.
He would not have run into that school.
He wouldn't have run into that school if his own children were in there and their lives
were endangered.
That is how selfish and weak this man truly is.
The reason he's trying to push this narrative is because they're trying to go after the
officer who did not go into the school to go after the shooter, trying to say that they're
so much tougher, they're so much better than this guy.
Meanwhile, Pam Bondi, Attorney General of the state of Florida, won't even say whether
or not that officer was given the order to stand down and not confront the shooter.
For all we know, that may have come from the Republican government of Florida telling him
to not go in there.
The bottom line is that Donald Trump wants to project this macho image for his base,
and they absolutely believe it.
The truth is that any opportunity this man has ever had in his life to stand up and be
brave, he has backed down from it.
Let's not forget, this is the same man who freaked out when he was trying to do a photo
shoot with a bald eagle and it got a little too close to him.
The same man who almost dove offstage when a loud noise happened while he was giving
a speech.
He's not a hero.
He's not a brave guy, and he sure as hell isn't someone who would ever run towards gunfire
to save someone else's life.
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4 Evil Things Narcissistic Parents Teach Children - Duration: 18:17.
Hello beautiful hearts
Today we're talking about narcissistic mothers and for evil things that they teach their children
I'm a firm believer that every mother is a good example
Yep, you heard me right every mother is a good example as to what to be what to imitate?
while others are a good example a great example of
what not to be and what never to imitate and that's what we're going to talk about today because
Narcissistic mothers are the perfect example of what you never want to be
Not only are we going to talk about the four evil things that narcissistic mothers teach their children
But at the end of the video we're also going to talk about some tools some ways to overcome
What has been ingrained and hardwired into us so the four evil things that narcissistic mothers teach are disdain
disgust
contempt and
envy
Now the first three disdain disgust and contempt
They're very similar, and we'll talk about how they're different later on but the one thing that they do have in common is
that they leave a child with a very deep-rooted sense of
self-loathing
There's an expression
Oh that that child has a face only a mother can love in other words if no one else in the world
Likes us, or loves us or finds good in us
It's common belief that our
Parents will always be there for us our parents will love us our parents have our back
That's just a given right and that's the way children see it, too. You know they look at their life, and they're like okay?
I have a roof over my head. I have food. I'm fed. I'm clothed
There's a set of rules in my house because my parents care about me parents that give rules
It's because of love so I am loved, but then why the heck do I feel so much hate towards myself
It's a very confusing
Time in a child's life because the parent if you question your parent like you know I don't feel like you love me
They will make you the narcissistic parent will make you feel
Foolish for even suggesting such a thought they'll make you feel shame for even
contemplating such a reality
They'll point out all these other things that prove love and what the child doesn't realize because they're children
And they they're not meant to have to deal with such
emotionally difficult situations
What they don't realize is with all the things that the narcissistic parent?
Points out as evidence of love the one thing that's lacking is
their emotional needs
the child is suffering emotional starvation and
It's not even validated by the parent
So they have all of this confusion as to okay
We'll look at my mom says I have this and that and she she says it's ridiculous for me to doubt their
Love why do I feel so bad
I'm going to tell you right now. Why?
Why and how that narcissistic parent was able to?
Instill that self-loathing inside a
narcissistic parent provides their children with a daily consistent flow of
emotional projection
the narcissist feels contempt inside the narcissist feels disgust with themselves and
So they project it onto their children
But children don't know what projection is children. Don't know that when the narcissus is projecting disdain
It's because they're feeling that inside. They automatically soak up those negative emotions thinking it's because of them
they don't have the emotional capacity to understand what emotional projection is and
What makes it even more confusing is the narcissistic parent won't use the word disgust?
Disdain or contempt. They won't use the word hate so they covertly
Imply it in the way that they raise their children for example
They'll say something like you know how could you possibly have done such an awful thing?
What kind of person would do such a bad thing?
so
They're just asking a question
but that question has an implication the implication is that you are an awful person for doing whatever you did and
When you compare it to the supposed crime that was done
the degree of
Anger that the narcissistic parent showers on their child is overwhelming
Another way that
They'll do this
And this was done in my case this was I was told this I don't even know how many times
From the earliest age I can remember
My mom's favorite saying was you know Michelle I?
Love you
Because you're my daughter, but I don't like you as a person
Talk about
Damaging a child and and creating self-loathing in other words
What a child hears is you love me because you have to
That was born into this family you feel an obligation to but if you have the choice
You don't like me and you would want nothing to do with me because there's something wrong with me
That's what narcissistic parents teach their kids when they imply things with their questions with their
accusations and so they use this reoccurring
superiority and
matter-of-factness to make their kids
hate themselves for example
How could you be so stupid?
Don't you have a brain don't you ever think or?
If it's from a divided family something that they'll do to really just grind their children is you're just like your father
Or you're just like your mother the other parent who they hold in contempt
So what does the child do but they absorb that contempt and think that it's their fault?
They think they have failed. There is something inherently
Wrong with them that they're not their parent
Cannot find good in them
for anyone that has gone through that for anyone that is going through that right now or
adult children of narcissistic parents those emotions of contempt disdain
disgust
They were not a part of your core identity
They were not a part of who you were
They were planted in you it's like if you have a garden
And you know what's planted in your garden and somebody comes along and plants different things in your garden
While all the seeds are underneath the ground you don't even know they're there, but they are still part of your garden even though
They're not supposed to be that's what happened to you. That's what happened to me things were planted in us
that
grew
Took root and became a part of us
Okay, but they really weren't supposed to be there and we did not deserve
That kind of treatment it was wrong it had nothing to do with us
The fourth evil think that a parent a narcissistic mother plants in their child is envy
Now there's two kinds of envy
okay, there's the envy that the parent feels where they feel in competition with their child and
that was something I faced and
It was the strangest thing it was as if everything
I wanted to do everything I liked became what my mother liked if I wanted to learn
This career all of a sudden. She was doing it if I wanted to do this all of a sudden
She was doing it. It was the strangest thing if I was going to get married. She was racing me to the altar
Okay, there's that kind of Envy, but I want to talk about a different kind of Envy
I want to talk about an
Envy that gets created from the
You're really young because the first kind of envy that happened when I hit my teen years and in my early 20s
but
when you're younger your parent creates an Envy in you by comparing you to other kids and
Always seeming to feel like she lost out for example a narcissistic mother will say wow
So and so's daughter does this and does that for them. They are so lucky. I mean, what an
Amazing daughter. She has she is just oh my goodness and blah blah blah
Raising that child up
Never once saying anything bad about you, but it's what's implied
What's implied is that her life is?
Less than other people's life, and it's your fault
That's a really big burden to throw on a child and
That kind of envy parents do from the time children are toddlers
And then if it's the same sex child like a mother and a daughter
as
Soon as that daughter starts hitting her teen years and people begin to notice her
Then she's hit with the other kind of Envy as well, so
What an awful awful way?
To imply to a child because what happens is you begin?
What's implied is that you are an utter failure?
Your mother is unhappy
Because she had you as a daughter if she had had so-and-so as a daughter. She would have been happy, but because she has you
Her life is bad. You are a failure
That is the fourth evil thing that narcissistic mothers
Pass on to their children and the toxic shame that they are instilling in you
It really becomes hardwired into your system
Because in between these moments of envy these moments of throwing contempt or projecting contempt disgust disdain
onto you
They have their moments of
Inconsistent normality and so by giving you those
toxic emotions and then
Interchanging it with normality
She doesn't have to say that you're a failure. She doesn't have to say I hate you
You are disgusting. You are an awful kid. She doesn't have to say it
because by her behavior
You arrive at that conclusion on your own and that's why it becomes such a part of your personality
Because because of the fact that you are reaching this conclusion and so
toxic shame winds up being hardwired into your system and
once that happens you are
trapped in the narcissist web of
Thinking that if you can only be enough if you can only be good enough
Then mom will be happy
And now I want to get into what you can do if if any of this resonates with you
And you feel like oh my god. Did we have the same parent that's exactly what happened to me
I want to start talking about what you can do to
Release that toxic shame so that you can get in touch with your core persona
The person you were supposed to be had you been
born into a family that was healthy and
Yes, it is possible
It is possible to undo the damage that a narcissistic mother inflicted on you
It takes time it takes a little bit of work it takes effort it takes
compassion self compassion self love
But it can be done and believe me life is worth living without all of that toxic shame
So let's talk about a few things that you can do to begin your road of healing the first thing is
To recognize that you are and always have been
enough
Their mother's misery her disdain her Envy they had
nothing to do with you and
Everything to do with her
that's a truth that that has to come about that you have to come to grips with and
the next thing you have to
begin doing is starting to
differentiate
Who you are?
from
Who the Darce assist wants you to think you are because what happens is when you've been told such negativity for so long
This is you right this is you and this is how the narcissist says you are
Somewhere along the way you left who you were and you joined the side of
What the narcissist said you were and you began to?
Look at you
The same way and with the same eyes and with the same disdain disgust contempt as the narcissist looked at you
Okay, they say that what your parents tell you as a child. What's repeated over and over becomes your inner voice as an adult
so you need to begin to
weed through
How you really are from how the narcissists taught you to view yourself which was wrong
One of the ways to do that is to first pay attention to your thoughts pay attention to your inner critic
What are the things you tell yourself on a daily basis?
You need to get in touch with your root beliefs because if you don't know what your root beliefs are
They'll
Continue to control your life. Okay. Just to give you an example one of my root beliefs that were taught to me
Was that I was not lovable I was an unlovable kid
Okay, that became a belief that I had in me I was born into this world with a broken arm
That my mother ever knew I had how do you have a child and not realize that her arm was broken?
My mother would tell me
That I like to be in the crib that she would leave me alone for hours
Because I didn't like love I didn't like to be helped. Well. I had a freaking broken arm
Okay, but we don't talk it. You know she never brings that up on
top of that
From the time. I was in elementary school. I'm talking six seven eight years old
I was told stories about nightmares that she had about how evil I was and
That you know she had to do away with me because there was something inherently bad within me
Yeah
anyway
This isn't a sob story my point is is that that was a very strong belief in me. I was not lovable I
didn't know that that was a belief in me that was planted in me so I had to go through my garden my thoughts and
Realize that any time I was telling myself. I was not lovable
No one would ever love me
It was because of what I was told as a child then I had to put that belief to
Test well is that true I mean you're awful. You're so unlovable. What's so unlovable about you. What's so evil about you
Well, I couldn't really think of anything that made me evil imperfect. Yes, but evil no I couldn't really think of anything so I
deconstructed that belief and
I combined it with finding good and myself on a daily basis every single day before I go to sleep
What were three things that I liked that I did?
They could be little things you know I was kind to this person. I handled this good
I like the fact that I'm like this I began to find and point out to myself the positive things that I liked in myself
for so long we
only viewed in ourselves what our parents pointed out which was always negative and
So we began to do the same things to our self always point out our negative well
I put a stop to that you have to put a stop to that and start on a daily basis focusing on the good
That's there overturning those negative beliefs as
children we had no idea how to cope with what was going on we had no idea how to
deal with with the things that came at us because of having a narcissistic parent, but now we're adults if
We do nothing if we don't do anything
We're actually making a choice if we think we're not making a choice
We aren't we're making a choice
To do nothing and to stay in it and to stay in a victim stage and to stay in a negative
frame of mind with a negative
shame-based core identity
Don't make that choice life is
So much better when you realize your worth when you develop self-love self compassion
Self-respect because that's the real you
Unfortunately we couldn't choose our parents
Unfortunately we got what we got
But we can choose how we treat ourselves now and we can overcome
The toxic shame that narcissistic parents instilled within us
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The Minimum Requirement Strategy - Duration: 4:34.
Hi, this is Sharon Lipinski, the Habit SuperHero. And welcome to the Habit
Huddle where I share a quick tip, an insight, or a strategy that you can use
to master your habits, because the only thing that is standing between you and
the life you want are the good habits you wish you had and the bad habits you
wish you didn't. And this week I'm sharing with you my favorite strategy
for creating a new habit.
In the episode Willpower vs. Habits I showed you what's
happening in your head when you're engaged in a habit. Basically, when we're
talking about habits we're talking about neural pathways that exist inside your
brain. It's an actual physiological phenomenon and then in the episode
Repetition is the Mother of Habit (episode has been renamed to How Habits Are Formed), I showed you how these neural pathways are
formed. And it's not intensity. It's not duration. It's the simple act of
repetition. It's doing something over and over and over that carves a neural
pathway deep inside your brain. And my favorite strategy is something that's
gonna help you repeat your new desired habit. And it's called the Minimum
Requirement. And the minimum requirement makes it so easy that you can't not do
your new habit. Let's say the habit you want to create is exercising regularly.
So, in the beginning it's not about getting healthy. It's about creating a
habit of exercising, because if you have a habit of exercising-- that's gonna get
you healthy. So in the beginning the focus is on doing it, and the minimum
requirement is the tiniest, easiest, smallest thing that
you will actually do. What if it was just one minute of exercise? Because can you
do one minute of exercise? Absolutely! Anybody can. No matter what. It's not
about time. It's not about how you feel. It's about one minute of exercise, and
you can do that every day with no excuses. The reality is is that you're
gonna have days when you say to yourself, "I don't have time. I don't feel good.
I don't want to." You have a long list of excuses that you can call on to
justify why you are not going to do this new habit today. And your response,
your answer to those statements is, "That's okay. You only have to do one
minute." That one minute keeps the fire of your new habit alive. It lays another
filament along that neural pathway. Because you can always do one minute of
exercise or floss one tooth or one minute of meditation or one walk around
the block. Whatever that is. As your neural pathway gets deeper, you're gonna
need this strategy less and less. But this is your response. this is the tool you're
going to use when you don't want to do your new habit. And don't worry I'm not saying
that you can only do one minute. You can always do more. And sometimes what
happens is that once you do your minimum requirement you find that, "Well actually,
I'm gonna go ahead and finish while I'm at it." Because sometimes the biggest
hurdle is just momentum. It's just getting started. So use that minimum
requirement when you're not wanting to do it and continue doing your new habit
if you feel like it. But even if you only do your one minute, that's still a
win. You have still strengthened your neural pathway in your brain.
So leave me a comment. I want to hear from you. What habit are you trying to
create and what's your minimum requirement strategy going to be for
those days when you just don't want to do it? Thanks for joining me for the
Habit Huddle if you enjoyed this episode give me the thumbs up and if you want
more bite-sized tips and strategies on mastering your habits click Subscribe
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Tarro ft. Jutes & Noey - Alone (Lyrics) - Duration: 3:16.
♪ Lately I've been doing what I want doe ♪
♪ See your girl I'll take her if I want doe ♪
♪ Makin' all this money singing songs doe ♪
♪ But I know you see that ♪
♪ Only gonna say it when I do it best believe that ♪
♪ I might buy a condo in a year y'all can screenshot ♪
♪ Tarro really dancin' on the beat y'all can't beat that ♪
♪ Some say that I'd never make thank you for the feed ♪
♪ For the feedback ♪
♪ I need that ♪
♪ But you don't really understand, yeah yeah ♪
♪ I never had a plan, yeah ♪
♪ But you chose ♪
♪ Not to grow yeah ♪
♪ Now you can watch it all unfold ♪
♪ Baby you know ♪
♪ (You're all alone yeah) ♪
♪ (You're all alone yeah) ♪
♪ Strictly down to business ♪
♪ Please don't ask no questions ♪
♪ I don't wanna hear you talking in my presence ♪
♪ Read a book and teach yourself a ******* lesson ♪
♪ Built my legacy ♪
♪ Putting down them ***** stick to **** and Hennessy yeah ♪
♪ My side ***** sat me down and said I'm all she'll ever need ♪
♪ Then I told my main one she just hit the lottery yeah ♪
♪ I put that **** on god I'm way too lit I cannot see doe ♪
♪ Put that **** on y'all I stayed up cookin' while you sleep ♪
♪ I might be that guy that I swore that I would never be ♪
♪ Or maybe I'm that guy that everybody wanna see ♪
♪ And if I miss the lay up I know Noey got the 3 ♪
♪ He got the 3 ♪
♪ In bed with three **** ♪
♪ On a killing spree doe ♪
♪ Jutesy Noey roe roe 'bout to start a dynasty *** ♪
♪ We ain't gonna lose like we the Bulls in '93 doe ♪
♪ Attraction is the law and everything you see ain't really what it seems ♪
♪ But you chose ♪
♪ Not to grow ♪
♪ Now you can watch it all unfold ♪
♪ Baby you know ♪
♪ (You're all alone yeah) ♪
♪ (You're all alone yeah) ♪
♪ (You're all alone yeah) ♪
♪ (You're all alone yeah) ♪
♪ (You're all alone yeah) ♪
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Bill Clinton BLASTS President Trump as a 'Dictator & Liar' – Hits Rock Bottom on Nat'l TV - Duration: 16:23.
Bill Clinton BLASTS President Trump as a 'Dictator & Liar' – Hits Rock Bottom on Nat'l
TV
Former President Bill Clinton needs help.
America has known this for a very long time.
Check out this TV interview Clinton recently did, where he slams President Trump as a dictator
and a liar.
Insane!
From Downtrend:
"And the Dictators Club in the world, they want two things.
They want nuclear weapons, because they feel like they can never be dislodged no matter
how much people hate them if they've got nuclear power.
And they want to abolish the line between fact and fiction and truth and lie, because
they figure if you don't what's true and you don't think you could ever know, pretty
soon, everybody will accept the fact that democracy's no longer possible," said
Clinton.
"Are you talking about foreign countries now or here, because that shook me to the
bone for a second," asked O'Brien.
Clinton paused for a long moment and tried to speak but couldn't form any words.
"You just said a lot by saying nothing," said" O'Brien.
More, from Hollywood Reporter:
During an appearance on Conan on Wednesday night, former president Bill Clinton reflected
on the "different America" he saw while campaigning for his wife versus when he was
president.
"The good news is … the country is much more diverse than it used to be, and I think
that's a good thing," Clinton began, adding, "Youth matters.
The median age of the workforce is a big deal in terms of the economic potential of the
country."
Clinton then emphasized the need for more immigrants.
"Since the birthright of native-born Americans of all races is just barely at replacement
level, we need immigrants to come in and keep diversifying the country."
Trump
is
the liar, Bill?
TRUMP!?
That's rich.
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「Nightcore」→ Moments「Lyrics」 - Duration: 4:05.
Take it up in parallel lines Heading down the road at different times
It's getting harder to collide when I'm out Stuck on the other side
(Oh, oh Oh, oh
Oh, oh Oh, oh)
These are the moments They keep me going
We lie in the silence I keep my heart open
These little moments They keep me going
We lie in the silence You keep my heart open
I know I can get so emotional I'm grateful that you are someone to hold
But all these nights when I lie awake Don't know how much more I can take
All that I know is sleeping next to me And I can finally breathe
(Now, oh I can finally
Now, oh Oh, oh
Oh, oh)
These are the moments They keep me going
We lie in the silence You keep my heart open
I know I can get so emotional I'm grateful that you are someone to hold
But all these nights when I lie awake Don't know how much more I can take
All that I know is sleeping next to me I can finally breathe
(Now, oh I can finally
Now, oh)
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What is the First Known Joke? - Duration: 5:36.
Born from cultures we can only read about and making fun of customs we don't always
understand, many of the world's oldest jokes, to a modern audience, simply aren't that
funny.
That said, humans being humans, with the oldest joke that has survived through today, it would
appear little has changed in the interim- it, naturally, being a fart joke.
To wit, recorded on a Sumerian tablet somewhere between 1900 and 2300 BC, the first known
joke is as follow:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart on
her husband's lap.
The second oldest documented joke moves away from potty humor in favor of a sex, recorded
about 1600 BC on the Westcar Papyrus: "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge
the pharaoh to go catch a fish."
The third oldest known joke was recorded on a Babylonian tablet dating to about 1500 BC
and, given some of the context is missing, is interesting today mostly for its construction,
being the oldest known "Yo' Momma" joke…
(We haven't really changed all that much, have we?):
…of your mother is by the one who has intercourse with her.
What/who is it?
*No answer*
From this point, occasional surviving jokes pop up here and there, and even references
to no longer surviving joke books.
The first known of these is a collection of jokes from a social club in Athens that was
reportedly compiled at the request of Philip the Great of Macedon (382–336 BC), but unfortunately
has been lost to history.
Several hundred years later (and a few more known references to lost joke books in the
interim), we have a Greek joke book whose contents have survived to today.
That book, Philogelos, (full book here) dates to around the 4th or 5th century AD and includes
265 jokes, a selection of which shows a wide range of humor and, in some cases, how little
basic joke themes have changed over the centuries:
An intellectual was told by someone: "your beard is now coming in."
So he went to the rear-entrance and waited for it.
Another intellectual asked what he was doing.
Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common
sense.
How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"
Someone needled a jokester: "I had your wife, without paying a dime."
He replied: "It's my duty as a husband to couple with such a monstrosity.
What made you do it?"
A man with bad breath asked his wife: "Madame, why do you hate me?
And she replied: "Because you love me."
A young man invited into his home frisky old women.
He said to his servants: "Mix a drink for one, and have sex with the other, if she wants
to."
The women spoke up as one: "I'm not thirsty."
A misogynist was sick, at death's door.
When his wife said to him, "If anything bad happens to you, I'll hang myself,"
he looked up at her and said: "Do me the favor while I'm still alive."
An intellectual during the night ravished his grandmother and for this got a beating
from his father.
The intellectual complained: "You've been mounting my mother for a long time, without
suffering any consequences from me.
And now you're mad that you found me screwing your mother for the first time ever!?"
Consulting a hotheaded doctor, a fellow says: "Professor, I'm unable to lie down or
stand up; I can't even sit down."
The doctor responds: "I guess the only thing left is to hang yourself."
A student dunce went swimming and almost drowned.
So now he swears he'll never get into water until he's really learned to swim.
A misogynist stood in the marketplace and announced: "I'm putting my wife up for
sale, tax-free!"
When people asked him why, he said: "So the authorities will impound her."
Finally, there are a few riddles from the 10th century AD Anglo-Saxons recorded in the
Exeter Codex that are generally regarded as the first known English jokes (albeit Old
English) due to their double entendre nature.
For example: "What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often
poked before?
Answer: A key."
And the similar themed:
I am a wondrous creature for women in expectation, a service for neighbors.
I harm none of the citizens except my slayer alone.
My stem is erect, I stand up in bed, hairy somewhere down below.
A very comely peasant's daughter, dares sometimes, proud maiden, that she grips at
me, attacks me in my redness, plunders my head, confines me in a stronghold, feels my
encounter directly, woman with braided hair.
Wet be
that eye.
Answer: An Onion
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