To settle the score between me and Felicia...
We decided to go with Kako's idea, and compete in various games.
Kako: Now then, we'll settle this with the results of 5 different games.
Kako ... Does that sound okay...?
Ayame: Sounds great! Let's do this!!
Ayame: Hehe... Now we're about to start...
Ayame: I'm getting pretty excited for these games!
Kako: What should your first match be?
Felicia: Obviously, I want to compare our strength!
Felicia: I want an accurate measurement to see who's stronger!
Ayame: You sure talk big for someone who hasn't won!
Felicia: What, you think I won't?!
Kako: No fighting!
Kako: Come on, didn't we decide to settle this competition without fighting...?
Felicia: ... Hmph! Well then, how are we supposed to test our strength?
Kako: How about... Arm wrestling!
Felicia: Hmm, I see...
Felicia: Sounds good!
Ayame: I don't plan on losing!
Ayame: (At the Azalea House, I'm undefeated in arm wrestling!)
Ayame: (I've even beat Hazuki and Konoha before!)
Kako: Then it's decided! Then... Let's go use that table over there!
Kako: Okay, you two, put your arms in~
Ayame: Got it!
Ayame: Hehe~...
Kako: Ready!
Ayame: ...........
Felicia: ...........
Kako: Go!
Ayame: Draaah!
Felicia: Uooooh!
Ayame: ...........
Felicia: ...........
Kako: A-amazing! You're such an even match!
Felicia: ... T-there's no way... That she and I are the same!
Ayame: T-that's right... Felicia will give any moment now!
Felicia: For someone who can't finish this... You sure talk big...!
Ayame: The... Same... To you...!!
Ayame: UryaaaaaaAAAH!
Felicia: DeryaaaaAAAAAH! (splinter...)
Kako: Splinter? ... Ah!
Kako: T-the table...! It's starting to crack...?!
Kako: T-t-time out! Stop it-!
Felicia: Ehh, why?!
Ayame: Yeah!
Kako: Because you're breaking the table...
Kako: If you keep this up, it's going to fall apart! That would be destruction of public property!
Ayame: ... Hmm... I guess we have no choice, then...
Felicia: Well, then... We'll have to settle this with our fists!
Kako: No! No fighting!
Kako: (They want to fight so badly...)
Kako: That was a draw! I'm calling it a draw!!
Ayame & Felicia: Eeeeh?!
Ayame: What do you mean it's a draw?! Kako, let us arm wrestle again!
Kako: No! I'm worried you'll break something...
Kako: This time lets... Yeah! Let's pick a game that doesn't involve breaking anything!
Kako: ... Oh! Since we're at a park, why not a bug catching competition?
Felicia: Ehh?! Can you call something like that a competition...?
Kako: Ah, well... Um...
Kako: W-well, it would reflect on which of you is stronger at reading and predicting what the bugs are thinking!
Kako: It's kind of like how you can't tell what a witch is thinking, either!
Felicia: ...........
Felicia: ... Oh-ho, I see... That makes sense...
Kako: (... Okay... I convinced her...)
Felicia: But...
Ayame: Ehehe - what's wrong Felicia? Not feeling confident~?
Felicia: Wha... There's nothing I can't do!
Ayame: Hehehe... This match is already in the bag!
Ayame: Catching bugs and fishing are like my specialty!
Felicia: What's that~? Hmph... Okaaay...
Kako: Let's get started, okay...?
Kako: Ready! Go!
Ayame: Alriiiight! I'm going all out!
Ayame: Ohh? This park sure has a lot of bugs! I'll start with the rhinoceros beetle!
Ayame: If I climb this tree, I can get more... *rustle rustle...*
Ayame: Hehe, I caught you, and you, and you! On to the next tree!
Felicia: .............
Ayame: Hm? Felicia hasn't moved from under that one tree...
Ayame: (Is she struggling to just catch one? Pfft!)
Felicia: ........... ...........
Ayame: ?? What is she doing...?
Kako: Okay! Time's up! Bring the bugs you caught over here.
Kako: ... But, just...
Kako: ... Don't bring those too close to me... I don't really like bugs...
Ayame: Both of you, look at this!
Ayame: 6 rhinoceros beetles, 4 stag beetles! 8 ants! 2 caterpillars!
Ayame: All together, 20 bugs! Take that, Felicia! Kako, count 'em!
Kako: Nooooo~!
Kako: W... Well, it's time to count the bugs Felicia caught...
Felicia: Ayame, look!
Kako: Kyaaaaaaaaa! Caterpillars are overflowing out of your basket...
Kako: That's amazing... And also the worst!
Ayame: H-hey, what the heck?!
Ayame: Felicia, what did you do?! You cheated somehow, didn't you?
Ayame: I saw you earlier, you didn't move away from one tree the whole time!
Felicia: I guess I've got no choice - I'll teach you my methods.
Felicia: You come stand under the tree like this, right? Then you take your fist...
Felicia: Now!
(Thud, thud, thud!)
Kako: Kyaaaaaa! It's raining caterpillars!!
Kako: They're in my hair! They're in my hair!! Nooooooooooo!
Felicia: Kako, calm down!
Kako: Stop! Get them off!!
(SMACK!)
Felicia: Ouch!
(CRASH!)
Felicia: Aaah! My bug basket! It got knocked over and the lid is open!
Ayame: Now the bugs you caught earlier are all mixed in with the ones you just knocked down!
Ayame: Felicia, how many had you caught?
Felicia: Uh... I - I didn't count...
Ayame: Guess it can't be helped. Should we have a rematch?
Ayame: What do you think, Kako?
Kako: ... No.......................
Kako: Absolutely not!!!
Kako: Our next match will be one of culture! You're going to have an art contest!
Felicia: Sounds good! I've got this one, for sure!
Ayame: Heeeh? I'm a real artist among artists, too!
Kako: Wow, somehow... The two of you are surprisingly confident.
Ayame: Eeeh? Hey, what do you mean 'surprisingly'?!
Kako: Ah! S-sorry...
Kako: A-anyway! When it comes to the subject you'll be drawing... Hmmm...
Kako: ... Well! Since it's a competition, you should both be drawing the same thing!
Ayame: Then let's draw Kako!
Kako: Eh? Eeh?!
Felicia: Ooh! That sounds fun!
Kako: Y-you think...?
Kako: Okay. But the two of you are both good at drawing, right?
Ayame: That's right! At least, I am!
Kako: (If that's true, I'd really like to see it... I wonder if they'll draw me pretty?)
Kako: ... Okay, then I'll be the subject!
Ayame: Alriiight, this match is about who can draw the stronger picture!
Felicia: I'll show you!!
Kako: (The stronger picture...? Well... I'm sure she meant... The more skilled picture, right...?
Kako: ... Anyway! Are you ready? Go!
Ayame: ............ (sketch, sketch)
Felicia: ............ (draw, draw draw)
Kako: (Wow, modelling is harder than I thought...)
Ayame: (Sketch, sketch...)
Ayame: (So around the chest... I gotta draw like this... Alright! Looking good!)
Felicia: (draw, draw, draw...)
Felicia: (I'll draw this in Kako's hand... Alright, awesome!)
Kako: (They both look pretty serious... I'm excited to see their pictures...!)
Kako: ... How are they coming along? Are you almost finished...?
Ayame: Yeah, all done!
Felicia: I'm finished, too! Mine's perfect!
Kako: Then it's time to present! Let's start with Ayame-chan!
Ayame: How's... This!
Kako: ............. ... Eh.................... Eh? Ehh??
Kako: This is... Me...?
Kako: ............... So muscular...
Ayame: Yeah! So what do you think? Cool, right?!
Kako: W-why is it... Uuu...
Kako: (I'll hold out hope for Felicia-chan's picture...)
Felicia: Hmph, so that's how it is... Pretty good...
Kako: (What?! That's not a good sign...)
Kako: W-well, let's see yours, Felicia-chan...
Felicia: Behold!
Kako: ................................. W... Why...?
Kako: Why am I holding so many weapons in your picture...?
Felicia: Right? A sword, a cannon, a hammer, a machine gun, nunchaku...
Kako: W-why! Why, though?!
Felicia: Looks strong, right?!
Ayame: This... May have been drawn by my rival, but it's pretty good...
Kako: (It definitely lives up to being a 'strong picture,' at least...?!)
Kako: (And they both came to the same conclusion!)
Ayame: So, Kako! Who won?!
Kako: ..............
Ayame: So? So? Who won our art show-down?
Felicia: Which of us drew the stronger picture?
Felicia: Decide for us!
Felicia: Personally, I think that a Kako that's armed to the teeth...
Felicia: Is stronger than a Kako with beefy muscles!
Ayame: Tsk tsk tsk! The Kako in my picture has muscles strong enough to deflect bullets.
Felicia: That's ridiculous! What sort of muscles are those?!
Felicia: Come on, Kako! Which do you think is stronger?!
Ayame: It's my beefy Kako, right?!
Felicia: It's the weaponized Kako I drew, right?!
Kako: ... Ah, well... You guys...
Kako: What I really wanted to compare was your artistic ability...
Ayame: ?
Felicia: ?
Kako: So that's why... Um... If you ask me which of the versions of me you drew is stronger...
Kako: ... It really wasn't meant to be a comparison like that...
Ayame: Eh? Then how does work?
Felicia: Are you going to judge our pictures on which one was drawn better?
Felicia: Well then, which is it?
Kako: ..............
Kako: I'm sorry... But this is a tie, too...
Ayame: Eeeh?! No way!
Kako: I'm really sorry... But to be honest...
Kako: Giving me all those bulging muscles, or giving me mass amounts of weaponry...
Kako: They're both so deformed... They're just too much, in a lot of ways...
Kako: And I just can't tell which one is better...
Felicia: Maaan, so it's another draw!
Ayame: Damn! Okay, what's the next competition...? I wanna win!
Felicia: We've gone through such a hassle already... I definitely won't lose!
Kako: (Both of them...)
Kako: (They've forgotten that they went into this wanting to actually fight each other... Thank goodness.)
Kako: N-next let's do a game to determine the winner, once and for all!
Ayame: Grr! These keep ending up in a draw! I'll definitely win the next match!
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