Ugh. How long does it take to order pizza?
Well, Pres has been gone for about nine minutes so I'm gonna guess... *winces thoughtfully*
Longer than nine minutes.
But it took us an hour to decide on pizza. And then another three quarters of an hour to decide on the toppings!
Yeah, and whose fault was that?
You're the monster who wanted olives AND pineapples on one pizza.
Ok, why is that such a strange concept to you?
NIX: You can have, like, a pizza with pineapples and a pizza with olives, SESH: Pineapple and olives are FINE!
NIX: But to have both on one pizza? SESH: Half the population agree that those are classic pizza toppings!
NIX: That's an affront to both god and man. SESH: *Aggravated sigh*
SESH: It doesn't matter.
What matters is that we decided on food friggin' two hours ago and I was hungry then!
Now I want to gnaw my own leg off!
*Laughs* Wait until the moon comes up and you might just be able to do that. *Clicks tongue*
I should call her.
See where she's at.
You could, buuuut... She left her phone here.
What? What good is that!?
What if she gets stuck out there when the moon rises-- *gasps*
What if she turns and she won't be able to call us??
*Mock horrified* She... Still wouldn't be able to call us because she'll be a wolf.
NIX: *Imitates a wolf howl* Awoooo! SESH: Smart arse.
Wait, oh-- hey! What're you doing?
Well, Presley ordered pizza on this phone so I'm just gonna call them and ask them where she's at.
Sesh, the moon isn't going to be up for hours, she has plenty of time.
You know that for a fact?
Yeah, actually, I do - you made us schedule moonrise onto our phones, remember?
Well now Presley doesn't have her phone on her, so how is she supposed to know what time she has to be back? So thank you for proving my point!
*gasp*
Who the hell is "Mitch"?
All hail Presley, Bringer of Sustenance!
Provider for her pack!
She Who Is Able to Drive One Handed While Keeping a Mountain of Pizza and Cider From Tipping Over!
Okay, what's wrong with you two? You- You're not... Hailing.
NIX: Nothing. Nothing's wrong at all! I mean, you're the weird one, asking what's weird. Weirdo. SESH: What? Nothing! Nothing's the matter. Everything is perfect. Nosiree.
Okay, what'd you do?
Uhh, we waited here patiently for you to bring us our pizza back and, seeing as it's been so long,
you can just hand me my pizza and I can contribute early to my death by heart disease.
*Presley clears throat*
We checked your phone and saw that you have been text-flirting with someone called "Mitch".
Sesh. Really. It's been all of five minutes.
Remind me never to rob a bank with you.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
PRESLEY: I'm just gonna take this back. NIX: Yeah, for the best.
SESH: Wait. No, no, no, no! Pres. Pres. Pres!
PRESLEY: Yep. Yep. I'll be back. SESH: Come back!
NIX: It's fine, she left the pizza!
*Spooky Groove Theme Music*
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