This is it, friends! Welcome back to the Virtus.pro channel!
It's time for the grand final of the hyper-intellectual show "The Smartest"!
In this game, the guys will be answering Dota-related questions. It's time for the grand final of the hyper-intellectual show "The Smartest"!
[The rules:] [2 players] [10 questions] [Unexpected penalty] In this game, the guys will be answering Dota-related questions.
In this game, the guys will be answering Dota-related questions.
Every correct answer nets the player one point,
and if they are to answer incorrectly or take too long, we have some various candies with the most unexpected flavors as a penalty!
If this show's called "The Smartest", then why the hell am I in the final?
Because you're smartest about Dota!
With incredible enthusiasm!
The greatest intellectually developed Dota players of our team: Roman Kushnarev and Vladimir Minenko
have made their way to the final.
And now they'll fight for the title of the smartest!
A little press-conference first - you can wish each anything - victory or whatever. Vladimir, why do you think you are going to win?
Huh?
Why you will be the one to win?...
We're having a press-conference!
I guess because I'm gonna win!
He's gonna lose on purpose, so I'll look like I'm the smartest, even though it's not true.
Why would he have to do that?
Because he's my teammate, brother, friend, and just a good bloke.
Which hero's father has created the Aghanim's Scepter?
Keeper of the Light?
Nuh-uh.
Which hero's father? I can guess, it's...
Well, I... don't have a clue.
You wanted to say Zeus?
So give it a shot.
Well then? No.
No, hold on.
Which hero's father?
So we have to name the hero? - Yes!
And not the father?
The hero whose father has created the Aghanim's Scepter.
Anti-Mage?
I don't know. That's just too hard.
So difficult. - You're not gonna guess, Vova.
Wait...
Invoker?
Nope.
It's Rubick. You both take the candy, boys.
Right, Rubick... son of Aghanim.
I'm eating the same thing again.
Just your imagination.
You'll notice the change when you'll be eating rotten eggs, trust me.
Just your imagination, Vova.
Shall we move on?
Who was Skywrath Mage in love with?
Vova, why are looking? Stop looking there!
Close it! He has Dota heroes' trivia open! It's unfair!
Let it be Jakiro.
No! SK is...
He said it! So he already lost!
Say again?
Well, yes. - What?
Ah, nothing, I don't...
Pasha, who was Skymage in love with?
[Skymage? With Vengeful Spirit.]
Ha! A correct answer from Pavel, and you both eat the candy!
Wanna take some candy since you won, Pasha?
Ah, right, Vengeful Spirit, I just realized...
Yeah, sure.
I thought Enchantress, there were some jokes about it...
Kinda tastes like plums.
You alive?
I think I have an ice cream flavor.
Possibly.
We had coconut, peach...
Let's hurry up... - Let us! - ... madam,
I was waiting for you to finish these.
Which hero quotes Kurt Cobain's suicide note upon dying?
You certainly have to know.
Why is this so hard?!
Bane?
No.
Invoker?
No.
But you listen to Nirvana!
So what?
And even T-shirt... - Enough hints! Enough hints!
Come on, it's not a hint, it's just Kurt Cobain, Nirvana, so...
No?
I can just guess... Spirit Breaker?
No.
Who? - Lina.
Lina...
Right...
We have to eat this crap again...
Vova!
What are these questions?
Mother, can you ask something easier?
Take it easy.
Nah, go on with these.
Does Phoenix's Supernova refresh item cooldowns?
No. - No.
Correct. Good job, you both.
Well, they asked for easier ones, so I...
I answered first!
You both did a good job, you answered almost simultaneously.
What is the name of Cheese's active ability (consuming it)?
Excuse me, what?
Gross, gross, gross!
You can water it down, remember?
You can water it down one more time.
Hurry up and drink.
Cheese active ability that consumes it..?
Yeah.
Cheese Activate, I don't know... That was just a joke!
I threw up. Is that okay?
It's fine.
Cheese's active ability...
Want me to give you a hint?
Yes.
There's a dish with cheese called like that.
Cheese bowl?
Can I have some more honey?
Not what you usually eat, there's another dish!
Gross, gross, I'm so...
No.
I don't know.
With mushrooms, right?
So, you both are giving up?
Yeah.
Fondue!
Wut?
What the hell is that?
Fondue!
And how is it related to the question?
What's the name of Cheese's active ability - Fondue!
Ah, got it.
Help yourself!
You both eat!
What'd you eat last time so that... - I ate this... the white one, I think.
Oh, I know what it was.
There's a puke-colored one, I'm not really a big fan of that.
Let's move onto the blue ones!
I hope it's dog food.
Shall we? Does Void's Chronosphere affect the Courier?
Yes.
No.
No!
What, seriously? I had no idea!
You said yes, and she looked at me in such a way that I realized that no.
Enjoy!
I also thought yes at first.
Well then! Is it true that first The International had the player's heartbeat broadcast?
No!
Naah...
Don't know, let me think.
No! - Yes.
Seriously?! I haven't watched first The International - I was 9, for crying out loud!
I didn't watch it!
Wait, hold on. - I should call Dread. - Let me see!
It seems I'm about to win!
Eat it! You have to eat this one, and one more on top!
I give up!
No, let's play till the end.
You've crushed me...
Come on, let's finish this.
Which hero used to have Viper as a pet?
Weaver?
Which hero used to have... - Weaver!
...Weaver as a pet? - Ah, Weaver, then why did you say Viper at first?
Which hero used to have Viper as a pet?
Viper or Weaver?! - Viper!
Viwer? - Viper! - Viper or Waiver? - Viper!
A tough one...
Venomancer!
Yeah, I also think it's Venomancer.
No.
How come no? Yes!
Yes!
Pasha, help!
Well, I certainly was right about Weaver!
I double-checked this question with Solo, and he said: "Ahh, right, damn".
I... You asked it wrong at first, I answered about Weaver and... - Viper!
Viper? - Viper, Viper. Whose pet was he?
No idea, I guessed Venomancer... - Doom?
No.
Pugna? - Yes!
Good job.
Well done.
I'll eat some more, I guess.
And the final question is!
The one that decides nothing!
The hardest question of all!
It's just the last question, Vova. Are you ready?
Roman?
Yes, I'm ready.
Name two sisters in Dota 2.
Crystal Maiden and Lina? - Yes!
A heroic attempt to tip the scales from Roma! Eat the candy.
Why didn't I say it? Now I have to eat the candy...
C'mon, c'mon.
Eat it, what are you waiting for?
Let me pick one for you.
It has a color of puke, right?
Roman, pick him the candy!
There you go.
There's no way to tell them apart anyway.
[No spitting out! Take it if you're a real man.]
No-no-no, I'm gonna pick one myself.
No, take it, take it!
It'd be honorable.
He tossed me this one. I don't want to take a bullet from a defeated man.
Let's have Alexey Berezin pick you the candy, and you'll have to eat it! He tossed me this one. I don't want to take a bullet from a defeated man.
Let's have Alexey Berezin pick you the candy, and you'll have to eat it!
A bullet! Let's have Alexey Berezin pick you the candy, and you'll have to eat it!
Let him pick his own? Fine.
Let me recall which one is which...
[What are you doing? It's unfair!]
He can't taste it anyway. - Yeah, you can't taste it - you can't even smell it at all!
Can you just eat it already?
Come on, eat it, please.
[Eat it!] - Eat it! - [What are you doing?]
[Damn, Vova is playing so cheap.]
What?
What, is it tasty?
Coconut.
Coconut?
[You got lucky.]
Ultimately, with 6 correct answers,
Vladimir "No[o]ne" Minenko becomes the Smartest
member of Virtus.pro, and also the most cunning one - who ate the least foul-tasting candies.
I think I only had one with a bad taste - at the very beginning.
Now we know... - but it was really vomit-inducing. - who will survive being stranded on an island, etc.
Hm? What?
I congratulate you, Vladimir.
Is there some sort of a prize? You can eat one more candy, I guess.
Yeah, an extra candy - a nice prize, or you can drink some water - as a prize.
So we played for nothing?
So it was a battle for... - Battle for respect, correct.
Respect? In which way?
Masha, what do you mean by respect?
So Vova will wake up the next morning and will be like: "I wrecked all of you, guys, suck it!"?
Nah, I'm just the smartest man.
Yeah, the smartest. - A genius!
He's gonna wake up and be like: "I'm the smartest!".
To sum it up, Vladimir has become the smartest player in Virtus.pro,
and we finish our tournament, and... retire to make up a new one.
Yeah, goodbye, everyone! Bye!
I want to have even more of you! Subscribe to our channel!
No comments:
Post a Comment