what is up ladies and gentlemen boys and girls Zulo here back with another vid
this time we're gonna be going over the top 5 beginner tips and tricks for
absolver tip number 1 learning new moves in the beginning of the game you can
expect to start with next to nothing except your stock stats and moves an
important basic step needed to help progress is unlocking new moves to do
this you must not rush your text on an enemy but instead allow them to throw
punches and combos at you if you see this icon above their head that means
you are progressing your knowledge on that move once it reaches the end of the
circle you'll unlock that move and be allowed to use it in your combat deck an
important thing to note is that if you die bite your opponent all progress in
the move will be lost so spar until you feel like you have
learned enough from your enemy but allow yourself enough wiggle room to still be
able to finish them off
tip number two weight distribution as I said before in the beginning of the
game you will start with nothing but of course as you progress through the game
and defeat enemies you'll sometimes be rewarded with an item drop one of these
items you may receive is gear for your character if you don't come from a
background of playing Dark Souls or a game that utilizes a weight distribution
feature you must be very wary of the gear you equip for instance if you end
up decking your character out in a bunch of armor see take less damage you can
expect to attack very slowly and have very low stamina so as you go on
unlocking more equipment be sure to take that into account tip number three
predictability as I'm sure most of you have come to know absorber as a fighting
game and well frankly that's because it is when it all boils down to it it's all
about out playing your opponent some things that help you in this path are
making decks that consist of both upper and lower body shots
to prevent blocks and avoid being predictable as well as fainting or
faking which stops you from doing one move and quickly switches to another of
course if you want to be a master there is another player by the name of grey
maiden that goes in a lot more detail about applying effective pressure
reading an escaping pressure and a bunch more and as I don't want to absolutely
butcher her guide I will leave a link to it in the description for those of you
who are interested
tip number four exploring although the game may be mainly about fighting and
progressing through the story of finding out what it means to become an absorber
that doesn't mean you shouldn't also take some time to explore
after watching the public access and countless streams I can tell you that
there are things to find in the game for instance a youtuber by the name of
Justice on PC has a video where he shows you how to unlock the stagger style in
which you need to first find and defeat a mini-boss and then run to a random
door that is now unlocked due to you beating said mini boss and then beyond
that door is an NPC you talked to who becomes your mentor and then shows you
how to do the stagger style after you progress in levels through it anyways he
has a full guide on how to unlock the style and if you want to check him out
I'll leave a link in the description box down below but basically what I'm saying
is don't rush the story but instead take the time to explore and maybe just maybe
you will be rewarded tip number 5 speed isn't everything when you first start
playing observer you will quickly find out that the enemies aren't lifeless
beings for you to whale on but instead efficient matchups which can sometimes
lead to the defeat of your prospect the three things to bear in mind when in
combat are as follows one your stamina to how aggressive your enemy is and
three comboing accordingly number one stamina because you want to
have enough to both attack and have enough to escape and dodge attacks
number two you want to know how aggressive your enemy is because it will
better help you judge their flaws when attacking or being too passive number
three so long as you time your attacks you will be rewarded with faster combos
as your character flashes gold but just know that all combos can be broken so
try to stay as unpredictable as possible
and that concludes my top five beginner tips and tricks for absorber I hope
everyone enjoyed and if you did please hit the like button because it helped me
out a ton and maybe consider subscribing for a future absolver content until next
time take it easy peace
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GAME OF THRONES SEASON 7 IN 3 MINUTES - Duration: 4:20.
Game of Thrones Season 7 in 3 minutes, sort of.
A quick recap of everything important from this season, warning: spoilers!
Arya takes Walder's face and all the other Frey in the castle die poisoned by their enemies.
Cersei has a big map and teams up with Euron and his many ships.
Sam gets a shitty job at the citadel but finds out that there is dragonglass beneath Dragonstone
and finds Jorah but sadistically cures him of his skin sun burn.
Arya meets Ed Sheeran and is reunited with Hot-Pie Azor Ahai, finds out home is safe
and goes back to Winterfell.
The Hound joins the Brotherhood and sees a mountain in the fire, not his brother, but
the place near the wall where the army of the dead is.
Daenerys finally gets to Westeros, touches the ground and gets in the castle to wash
her hand.
Mellisandre tells Dany to meet up with Jon, Tyrion says he's a right proper lad and they
should summon him.
Sam's father joins Cercei and gets a promotion and Qyburn builds a dragonslayer weapon.
Tyrion plans the attack of Westeros.
Grey Worm and Missandei have some good time together.
Euron destroys the Greyjoy fleet, kidnaps Yara, Ellaria and her daughter for Cersei
and Theon starts to Reek again and goes for a swim.
Jon meets the dragons and Daenerys and her 100 titles versus his King in the North one,
they measure their powers for a bit and Davos comes to the rescue, revealing quite a lot
about Jon, and Dany is obsessed with everyone bending the knee.
Euron delivers the gifts to Cersei, she promises they will marry once the war is over and Euron
asks Jaime for some sex advice.
Cersei kills Tyene with poison, like Myrcella died and gets Mycroft Holmes and the iron
bank on their side again.
Bran returns to Winterfell and tells Sansa he recorded her rape scene and it was great
and scares Littlefinger.
Grey Worm takes Casterly Rock but Euron with his magic bombs ruin their ships, and the
real Lannister army attacks Highgarden to steal their money and Jaime persuades Cersei
that she shouldn't have Olenna die a tormentous death and instead he poisions her.
As the poison takes over her body, she confesses she is the one who killed Joffrey.
Arya gets home too, hugs Sansa and also gets scared by Bran.
Jon is allowed to mine the dragonglass, shows Daenerys the drawing he made in the cave to
make her believe the army of the dead is real . The dotharaki along with Drogon attack the
Lannister forces and burn all their shits, Bron shoots Qyburn's weapon and hits Drogon,
he falls down but he took his vitamins, Jaime tries to kill Dany but Bron saves him from
fire.
The Lannister soldiers bend the knee except for Ranyll and Dickon who get roasted.
Jorah gets back to his queen.
Sam is annoyed by the old farts at the citadel so he steals their books, drops out of college
and gets out.
Tyrion has a plan to unite everyone against the white walkers by showing a wight to Cersei,
he goes and talks with Jaime and Davos finds Gendry.
Cersei reveals that she is pregnant.
Arya tries to spy on Littlefinger but he outplays her.
The Hound and the Brotherhood join the fellowship of the wight and on they go beyond the wall.
They keep going until a zombie bear attacks them, find a group of wights and capture one.
The big army comes so they tell Gendry to run real fast, and get help from Daenerys.
The suicide squad gets surrounded by the Night King's army.
Thoros dies of cold, the Hound throws a rock and the fight begins, but have no fear, the
dragons are here.
They save the day but Jon needs more kills for an achievement and the Night King bets
he can hit a flying dragon, so he kills Viserion.
Jon tells them to fly, you fools, they leave and he gets rescued by "no time to get on
a horse" Benjen, and the Night King turns Viserion into his Ice Dragon.
Jon metaphorically bends the knee to Dany on the boat.
Everyone gets to the big meeting in King's Landing, the Hound prepared the Cleganebowl,
Dany makes an entrance as always, they show Cersei the wight and she pisses her pants,
Euron said I'm out and Cersei agrees to their terms if Jon promises not to attack her after
the great war is over, but he can't do that.
Tyrion convinces her to return and she tells them she will fight together the army of the
dead.
Theon gets a few hits in his non existing balls and goes to rescue his sister.
Sansa judges Littlefinger for his crimes and treason and the best schemer in the game finally
gets outplayed, and he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling
kids and their visions, and Arya kills him.
Cersei reveales that she lied to Dany and Jon, and that she won't help them, and Euron
is actually going to get the golden company army from Essos, but Jaime is an honorable
man and finally agrees that his sister is a cunt, so he leaves to fight like he promised.
Sam gets back to Winterfell and together with Bran we finally find out Jon's real name is
Aegon Targaryen and that he is the heir to the throne, him and Daenerys have their boat
sex and the Night King gets to the wall with all his power and breaks it down using his
zombie dragon!
The wall's watch is ended, but until season 8, our watch begins!
And that's it for the recap, I started this series as games in 3 minutes, but since this
is basically a GAME of thrones and my favorite show I guess it can get a free pass!
Thanks for watching, subscribe or I'll kill you and turn you into a wight and I wish you
good fortune in the wars to come.
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Top 5 Absolver Tips For Launch [ Beginners Gameplay Guide ]- New Fighting Game From Devolver Digital - Duration: 4:32.
what is up ladies and gentlemen boys and girls Zulo here back with another vid
this time we're gonna be going over the top 5 beginner tips and tricks for
absolver tip number 1 learning new moves in the beginning of the game you can
expect to start with next to nothing except your stock stats and moves an
important basic step needed to help progress is unlocking new moves to do
this you must not rush your text on an enemy but instead allow them to throw
punches and combos at you if you see this icon above their head that means
you are progressing your knowledge on that move once it reaches the end of the
circle you'll unlock that move and be allowed to use it in your combat deck an
important thing to note is that if you die bite your opponent all progress in
the move will be lost so spar until you feel like you have
learned enough from your enemy but allow yourself enough wiggle room to still be
able to finish them off
tip number two weight distribution as I said before in the beginning of the
game you will start with nothing but of course as you progress through the game
and defeat enemies you'll sometimes be rewarded with an item drop one of these
items you may receive is gear for your character if you don't come from a
background of playing Dark Souls or a game that utilizes a weight distribution
feature you must be very wary of the gear you equip for instance if you end
up decking your character out in a bunch of armor see take less damage you can
expect to attack very slowly and have very low stamina so as you go on
unlocking more equipment be sure to take that into account tip number three
predictability as I'm sure most of you have come to know absorber as a fighting
game and well frankly that's because it is when it all boils down to it it's all
about out playing your opponent some things that help you in this path are
making decks that consist of both upper and lower body shots
to prevent blocks and avoid being predictable as well as fainting or
faking which stops you from doing one move and quickly switches to another of
course if you want to be a master there is another player by the name of grey
maiden that goes in a lot more detail about applying effective pressure
reading an escaping pressure and a bunch more and as I don't want to absolutely
butcher her guide I will leave a link to it in the description for those of you
who are interested
tip number four exploring although the game may be mainly about fighting and
progressing through the story of finding out what it means to become an absorber
that doesn't mean you shouldn't also take some time to explore
after watching the public access and countless streams I can tell you that
there are things to find in the game for instance a youtuber by the name of
Justice on PC has a video where he shows you how to unlock the stagger style in
which you need to first find and defeat a mini-boss and then run to a random
door that is now unlocked due to you beating said mini boss and then beyond
that door is an NPC you talked to who becomes your mentor and then shows you
how to do the stagger style after you progress in levels through it anyways he
has a full guide on how to unlock the style and if you want to check him out
I'll leave a link in the description box down below but basically what I'm saying
is don't rush the story but instead take the time to explore and maybe just maybe
you will be rewarded tip number 5 speed isn't everything when you first start
playing observer you will quickly find out that the enemies aren't lifeless
beings for you to whale on but instead efficient matchups which can sometimes
lead to the defeat of your prospect the three things to bear in mind when in
combat are as follows one your stamina to how aggressive your enemy is and
three comboing accordingly number one stamina because you want to
have enough to both attack and have enough to escape and dodge attacks
number two you want to know how aggressive your enemy is because it will
better help you judge their flaws when attacking or being too passive number
three so long as you time your attacks you will be rewarded with faster combos
as your character flashes gold but just know that all combos can be broken so
try to stay as unpredictable as possible
and that concludes my top five beginner tips and tricks for absorber I hope
everyone enjoyed and if you did please hit the like button because it helped me
out a ton and maybe consider subscribing for a future absolver content until next
time take it easy peace
-------------------------------------------
GAME OF THRONES SEASON 7 IN 3 MINUTES - Duration: 4:20.Game of Thrones Season 7 in 3 minutes, sort of.
A quick recap of everything important from this season, warning: spoilers!
Arya takes Walder's face and all the other Frey in the castle die poisoned by their enemies.
Cersei has a big map and teams up with Euron and his many ships.
Sam gets a shitty job at the citadel but finds out that there is dragonglass beneath Dragonstone
and finds Jorah but sadistically cures him of his skin sun burn.
Arya meets Ed Sheeran and is reunited with Hot-Pie Azor Ahai, finds out home is safe
and goes back to Winterfell.
The Hound joins the Brotherhood and sees a mountain in the fire, not his brother, but
the place near the wall where the army of the dead is.
Daenerys finally gets to Westeros, touches the ground and gets in the castle to wash
her hand.
Mellisandre tells Dany to meet up with Jon, Tyrion says he's a right proper lad and they
should summon him.
Sam's father joins Cercei and gets a promotion and Qyburn builds a dragonslayer weapon.
Tyrion plans the attack of Westeros.
Grey Worm and Missandei have some good time together.
Euron destroys the Greyjoy fleet, kidnaps Yara, Ellaria and her daughter for Cersei
and Theon starts to Reek again and goes for a swim.
Jon meets the dragons and Daenerys and her 100 titles versus his King in the North one,
they measure their powers for a bit and Davos comes to the rescue, revealing quite a lot
about Jon, and Dany is obsessed with everyone bending the knee.
Euron delivers the gifts to Cersei, she promises they will marry once the war is over and Euron
asks Jaime for some sex advice.
Cersei kills Tyene with poison, like Myrcella died and gets Mycroft Holmes and the iron
bank on their side again.
Bran returns to Winterfell and tells Sansa he recorded her rape scene and it was great
and scares Littlefinger.
Grey Worm takes Casterly Rock but Euron with his magic bombs ruin their ships, and the
real Lannister army attacks Highgarden to steal their money and Jaime persuades Cersei
that she shouldn't have Olenna die a tormentous death and instead he poisions her.
As the poison takes over her body, she confesses she is the one who killed Joffrey.
Arya gets home too, hugs Sansa and also gets scared by Bran.
Jon is allowed to mine the dragonglass, shows Daenerys the drawing he made in the cave to
make her believe the army of the dead is real . The dotharaki along with Drogon attack the
Lannister forces and burn all their shits, Bron shoots Qyburn's weapon and hits Drogon,
he falls down but he took his vitamins, Jaime tries to kill Dany but Bron saves him from
fire.
The Lannister soldiers bend the knee except for Ranyll and Dickon who get roasted.
Jorah gets back to his queen.
Sam is annoyed by the old farts at the citadel so he steals their books, drops out of college
and gets out.
Tyrion has a plan to unite everyone against the white walkers by showing a wight to Cersei,
he goes and talks with Jaime and Davos finds Gendry.
Cersei reveals that she is pregnant.
Arya tries to spy on Littlefinger but he outplays her.
The Hound and the Brotherhood join the fellowship of the wight and on they go beyond the wall.
They keep going until a zombie bear attacks them, find a group of wights and capture one.
The big army comes so they tell Gendry to run real fast, and get help from Daenerys.
The suicide squad gets surrounded by the Night King's army.
Thoros dies of cold, the Hound throws a rock and the fight begins, but have no fear, the
dragons are here.
They save the day but Jon needs more kills for an achievement and the Night King bets
he can hit a flying dragon, so he kills Viserion.
Jon tells them to fly, you fools, they leave and he gets rescued by "no time to get on
a horse" Benjen, and the Night King turns Viserion into his Ice Dragon.
Jon metaphorically bends the knee to Dany on the boat.
Everyone gets to the big meeting in King's Landing, the Hound prepared the Cleganebowl,
Dany makes an entrance as always, they show Cersei the wight and she pisses her pants,
Euron said I'm out and Cersei agrees to their terms if Jon promises not to attack her after
the great war is over, but he can't do that.
Tyrion convinces her to return and she tells them she will fight together the army of the
dead.
Theon gets a few hits in his non existing balls and goes to rescue his sister.
Sansa judges Littlefinger for his crimes and treason and the best schemer in the game finally
gets outplayed, and he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling
kids and their visions, and Arya kills him.
Cersei reveales that she lied to Dany and Jon, and that she won't help them, and Euron
is actually going to get the golden company army from Essos, but Jaime is an honorable
man and finally agrees that his sister is a cunt, so he leaves to fight like he promised.
Sam gets back to Winterfell and together with Bran we finally find out Jon's real name is
Aegon Targaryen and that he is the heir to the throne, him and Daenerys have their boat
sex and the Night King gets to the wall with all his power and breaks it down using his
zombie dragon!
The wall's watch is ended, but until season 8, our watch begins!
And that's it for the recap, I started this series as games in 3 minutes, but since this
is basically a GAME of thrones and my favorite show I guess it can get a free pass!
Thanks for watching, subscribe or I'll kill you and turn you into a wight and I wish you
good fortune in the wars to come.
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When God called Abram
couple chapters back
he did not begin
with a powerpoint presentation on their doctrinal statement.
He did not say, we have an information class
on our statement of faith Tuesday nights.
When you take that you'll know whether or not you want to align.
Instead he just comes and says
come with me. I'm gong to show you a land
and I'm going to bless you
and there's something in Abram that says, there's truth here.
This is right
and then he learns as he goes
and his faith is unfolding
but Abram is learning as he goes with God, who he is and
and that's often the case for us who follow Jesus
You don't have to know everything before you say yes to Jesus
the Holy Spirit can help you intuit
to have an intuitive
affirmation that there's truth here
and you say yes to that and then you learn as you go.
You see, if it was just a matter of understanding everything first
then the gospel would be more relevant for smart people.
Or for literate people
or for people who had the privilege of being born in a place where they can have a proper education
or people who could assess and understood logic and could
look into history, but
but the great equalizer of the call of the gospel is the primary way we say yes
is the response to the pull of God through the holy spirit.
and smart people and not so smart people
and educated and uneducated
literate and illiterate people
can all respond to this direct connection with God
that's what Abraham responded to
that's what disciples of Jesus first respond to, then they learn
and they learn as they go
boy do they learn as they go, throughout the gospels
the disciples are constantly getting things wrong, having to be corrected
and then even into the book of Acts, when Jesus leaves
the holy spirit is given
and they're now apostles, leading the church
they're still leaders of the church and they are
they're still learning. They're already leaders of the church and they're still learning.
and having to be corrected like in Acts chapter ten with Peter
there's major lessons still to be done. We're always learning
always learning
about this infinite God, infinite topic
and that's a privilege, it keeps the journey exciting.
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WOULD HOPEFULLY GIVE ME MONEY TO
COVER MY MORTGAGE AND EXPENSES.
MAY BE I WILL HAVE A BIT LEFT.
WHAT ABOUT COLLEGE?
WHAT WILL I DO FOR MY KIDS.
>> NUMBER 4.
I DON'T PLAN ON DYING, COME ON.
THE ONLY THING CERTAIN IN LIFE
IS DEATH AND TAXES.
REALLY.
WHAT IS THE PLAN?
>> TODAY'S THE DAY.
I WAS NOT PLANOLOGY DYING.
MOTHER 4 BOYS A MORTGAGE AND A
HUSBAND.
HAVE ALL MY COLLEGE LONES, TOO
MUCH OH , NO.
>> NUMBER 3 I DON'T NEED IT I'M
BUYING A HOUSE.
I'M SURE THE BANK WILL FORGET
ABOUT THE 150 THOUSAND DOLLAR
YOU OWE THEM.
WHAT IS THE PLAN IN
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT HAS COME
TO THIS.
>> NUMBER TWO.
THIS IS BY FOR MY FAVORITE.
MY WIFE PHYSICALLY DOES NOT MEAN
MONNET HOUSE SHE IS A
STAY-AT-HOME MOM.
REALLY, WHAT IS THE PLAN?
>> HEY.
BABE.
WHAT IS UP?
MOM, YOU ARE GOING TO BE LATE.
>> LOOK AT THIS.
>> SURE.
7:008:00 NOT A PROBLEM.
I HAVE DINNER THE HOUSE IS
CLEAN.
>> MOM,
>> I'M TALKING.
>> OKAY.
YEA.
ALL RIGHT I WILL SEE YOU SOON.
ALL RIGHT.
LOVE YOU.
BYE.
>> I KNOW, I KNOW.
MAN I GOT.
I KNOW YOU ARE HUNGRY HOLD OI
GOT BILLS TO PAY.
I GOTTA GET MY WORK DON.
I KNOW YOU GOTTA GET A BATH.
I CAN'T DO IT I NEED HELP.
I NEED A COOK.
I NEED A HOUSEKEEPER.
I NEED A NANNY.
WHERE IN THE WORLD CAN I GET
HELP?
>> I CAN HELP.
CAN I HIRE YOU FOR THE NEXT 20
YEARS?
OF COURSE.
250 THOUSAND DOLLARS.
>> I GOT 250 THOUSAND DOLLAR
RIGHT HERE.
CAN YOU HELP ME OUT AND GIVE
THESE TWO A BATH.
>> NUMBER ONE MOST RIDICULOUS
REASON WHY YOU DON'T NEED LIFE
INSURANCE IS, I CAN'T AFFORD IT.
COME ON, WHAT'S THE PLAN?
>> HOW IS IT GOING?
YES, I'M GOOD I JUST GOT SOME
TAKE OUT.
AND I GOT MYSELF A CAPACINO,
NAIL APPOINTMENT AT 4 AND THE
SHOES I HAVE TO GET.
I DON'T NEED THEM BUT I WANT
THEM.
FOR SURE.
>> [LAUGHTER].
HIT ALL 5.
THAT WAS AS RIDICULOUS YOU GET.
>> I MEAN GETS TO THE POINT.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
BUT ALL JOKES ASIDE THE FAMILY
REALLY IS PASSIONATE ABOUT
MAKING SURE YOU ARE COVERED IN
THE EVENT OF A SITUATION LIKE WE
PLAYED OUT AND LIFE INSURANCE IS
REALLY SERIOUS SUBJECT.
I SPENT TIME WITH JASON S
SALISBURY TO LEARN MORE.
>> LIFE INSURANCE IS NOT FOR ME
AT ALL.
>> YOU ARE RIGHT IT IS NOT
ABOUT YOU IT IS YOUR FAMILY,
LOVED ONES.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK I NEED.
50 GRAND.
YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE
ENOUGH TO COVER OTHER THINGS.
IF YOU LOCK AT YOUR MORTGAGE,
250 THOUSAND DOLLAR IN A
MORTGAGE, CAR CAMS INCOME
REPLACEMENT.
HALF MILLION DOLLARS FOR YOUR
FAMILY THE INCOME 20 YEARS.
EXPENSES FOR THE CEREMONY.
15 THOUSAND DOLLAR FOR THAT AND
EDUCATION FOR THE KIDS ANOTHER
3, 400 THOUSAND DOLLAR.
YOU NEED IS WELL OVER A MILLION
AND THE QUESTION BECOMES IS DO
YOU HAVE THAT LYING AROUND IN
YOUR CHECKING ACCOUNT?
>> MAY BE ONE LAST LASTY.
DURING THE WEEK.
>> I DON'T DRINK LASTIES BUT I
HAVE NICE SHOES.
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The Battle Within | Bars & Battles Spoken Word - Duration: 4:12.
Wiseman closes mouth Madman closes fist
Young man shows his age Judge man named it sin
Bad man don't exist, no No evil man exists
Good man don't exist, no No righteous man exists
Sad man cannot cry in place where man can see
Never witnessed his father weep This old man thought it weak
But strong man don't exist No undying man exists
Weak man don't exist, no Just flesh and blood exists
But your mother would be proud of you I bet your mother would be proud of you
What do you do when you're drowning in a pool of destruction?
And the mask you wear can't disguise the lies
That keep you trapped in your own cage
Where do you go?
When you're tired of running and searching for answers that
Are hard to find and the truth doesn't quite seem to override the pain behind the smile
But I try to press for the prize, and every time it's like I'm suffocated
By the darkness and fear how did I get here?
Sometimes I feel insignificant and unworthy, My wrongs disqualify me from telling my story
Who am I?
When they hear the truth will they run and turn from me
Will they run after they see I'm just a wounded soldier and a broken being?
Can I turn to God with my past mistakes knowing He can break the heaviest of chains?
In the darkest of days in the depths of rage is life worth living
The beast will crawl this earth Then fall in the dirt to feed the crows
They'll rip apart his flesh 'Till all that's left is glorious bone
So you'll bury your own Too vain
Until death did you part from the mess you made
But your mother would be proud of you I bet your mother would be proud of you
There is no easy answer, Sin takes over like cancer.
You can fight or not, but it's choosing who to show and how to live when you are caught
Between showing everything you are and hiding each and every scar.
The truth isn't that simple, and the only safe place I can go is Jesus,
Power resides in the breaking of lies, and through every tear there is still life in
our eyes A bride doesn't hide she shines triumphant,
And no fear can live in the place where love is.
I am strong where I am weak, where I am weak He is strong
After every dark valley, a new light is shone This isn't the end, this is the place we begin,
Hope born in the battle joy found in the pain.
Beauty for ashes, victory for rain.
This is who I am.
No longer concealing the scars, speaking the truth and finding strength in my heart.
God is here In this momentary affliction
Preparing me for an eternal weight of glory Beyond my comprehension
So I lift up mine eyes to the hills In Christ there is refuge for me
And though my heart and flesh fail I know this darkness is only temporary
He works through all that I've done Past present future failures
In him, every battle is won
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Top 5 Facts & Cannabis Strain Review of Pot of Gold - The Johno Show - Duration: 25:09.
Hey Stoners Welcome to The Johno Show.
I'm your host Johno.
My guest today is David the owner of Cannabis Network Radio.
We're gonna talk to him in depth about Cannabis Network Radio in tomorrow's episode but
right now it's strain review day.
Here are the top 5 facts of the Cannabis strain known as Pot of Gold.
Yeah!
Today, instead of doing flower we are going to do concentrate and as is customary on The
Johno Show we light up before counting down!!
So let's do it!!
Fact Number 5: History & Lineage
Pot of Gold comes from the Dutch seed bank of Flying Dutchmen Seed Company.
It won the 2nd prize at the 2003 Cannabis Cup for Best Hybrid.
Pot of Gold's parentage is Hindu Kush X and Skunk #1 producing an insanely potent
indica cross that is not for novices and is suggested as a nighttime strain that can produce
a bad case of the munchies.
Fact Number 4: Positive vs Negative Effects
Again, this is not for novices as it produces an overwhelming sense of tiredness
that can cause couch-lock for over two hours.
The effects are Relaxed, Sleepy, Euphoric, Hungry and Uplifted.
The Medical use is for people with Insomnia, Pain, Lack of Appetite, Fatigue and Stress.
The negatives are Paranoia, Anxiousness, Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes and occasional Dizziness.
The high will cause an amazing body-numbing effect as well as a mental haziness that makes
it easy to forget what you were talking about.
It's frequently used by people who struggle to get to sleep and in rare cases has been
known to help hangovers.
Though I don't know who uses cannabis to cure overindulgence of alcohol.
Fact Number 3: Sativa vs Indica & THC/CBD Levels
Pot of Gold is an Indica Dominant Hybrid at 90% Indica / 10% Sativa with a THC at 27%,
which is super potent.
Fact Number 2: Appearance, Smell & Taste
The Pot of Gold has dense very sticky bud that
are hard to
break
up by hand with green leafy oversized nugs, rich
amber undertones, thick orange hairs and a fine layer of crystal trichomes.
It has a refined sweet, fruity taste of grape and pineapple with a skunkish after taste
that doesn't overpower.
Fact Number 1: You Gotta Smoke It to Know It!
So how do we feel?
Thank you
for watching.
As always please share this with your friends on social media and give it a thumbs up if
you liked it.
If you'd like to watch the full unedited version of this show you can become a member
at our Patreon page for
just $4.20 a month.
Thank
you Bye!
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For a Safe City: Brian Colón for Mayor - Duration: 0:31.
If I can't protect my customers, my business won't survive.
An Albuquerque business owner stopped a would-be car jacker in his tracks.
So I am voting for Brian Colón for Mayor.
I've known Brian Colón for 20 years.
I know he'll bring the police and the community together.
Because that's what Brian Colón does.
Brian will put more police on the streets to protect our families and keep dangerous
criminals behind bars.
Because enough is enough.
Brian Colón for Mayor.
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Hell Fire System Plus CSGO WorldWide GiveAway! - Duration: 4:57.
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Found an Insta-worthy coffee shop in Los Angeles. - Duration: 2:01.
Good morning, we're heading to Eggslut now
for breakfast
We just finish our Eggslut Sandwiches
it was really really good.
If you guys go there, should definitely order
Emm, the egg, bacon, and cheese sandwich
It's the best!!
I'm back! So now we're walking to
em, the Farmers Market from our Airbnb stay
It's gonna be a 15-min walk
And the weather's pretty nice
So it's not a bad idea to walk there
See you there!
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Pokemon Platinum Ep.3 Kicking Barry's Butt! (LIVE!) - Duration: 44:58.
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Speedify - What is a VPN? - Duration: 1:06.
A VPN or Virtual Private Network is software that encrypts everything you send or receive
from the internet so that no one can listen in or spy on your traffic.
You sure do!
Everyone from criminals to your own Internet Service Provider is watching your traffic
but if you use an app like Speedify, you're protected.
Speedify is a new kind of VPN that secures your traffic
and actually combines Wi-Fi with Cellular.
Say goodbye to flaky internet.
Yup.
When you hit the edge of wi-fi, the internet normally stops working,
but with Speedify running, your apps never skip a beat.
Nope.
Speedify is the only one.
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Game Of Thrones | Game Of Survival - Duration: 2:22.
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Io, Ulrike, Grido // Ben, Ulrike, Bağırıyorum Part1 - Duration: 12:01.
Name: Ulrike
Surname: Meinhof
Sex:
Woman
Age:
41
Yes, I am married.
Yes, Two sons, born by caesarean.
Yes, divorced from my husband.
Profession:
Journalist
Nationality: German
Four years now on, I have been locked in a modern jail of a modern State.
Charges? Offence against private property and the laws that defend such a property.
And the subsequent right of the owners to expand the ownership of everything.
Everything
Everything
everything including our brain
our thoughts, our words, our gestures, our feeelings our works and our loves. In short, all our life.
That is why you have decided to eliminate me, masters of law
Your laws are equal to everyone except for those who disagree with your sacred laws.
You have brought women to emancipation
indeed while being a woman, you punish me exactly as a man.
I thank you..
You have rewarded me with the hardest of all prisons:
Aseptic, freeze as a morgue and
punish me with the most criminal torture, it is, 'sensory deprivation'.
How smart to say
you have buried me in a pantheon of silence.
A white silence;
A white cell,
white walls,
white cracks, white enamel door, table, chair and bed,
not to mention the toilet.
The neon light is white.
Always on:day and night.
Night?
But, when is the night?
When is the day?
How can I know it?
The same white light always filters through the window.
A false light as the window is false
and false the time you have deleted me, painting in white. False..
Silence..
Silence outside
not a single sound,
a noice, a voice.
In the corridor no steps
or doors that
open and close are heard.
Nothing!
Everything is silence and white.
Silence in my brain
as white as the ceiling.
White is my voice if I try to speak.
White is my saliva that dries at the corners of my lips.
Silence and white in my eyes,
my stomach,
in my belly that swells of vacuum.
Silence and white..
I find myself suspended as in an aquarium,
floating into silence,
like a Gold fish without fins.
Constant vomiting sensation.
My brain is
detached from the skull in slow motion,
wandering through the water of light in the room.
All my body is made from dissolved powder
as a detergent in a frightening washing machine.
I pick it up...
I stack it...
I recompose myself...
No! No! No!
I have to resist!
You will not succeed driving me crazy...
I have to think!..
Think! Think!... Then I think...
I think of you,
who hold me in this torture.
I see you crowding with a flat nose against the large glass aquarium
where you left me floating, and you monitoring me with interest.
You are enjoying the show...
You fear, I know how to resist.
You fear that others like me and my colleagues
again try to spoil this beautiful world.
You deprive me
of all colours
and outside your wet and gray world
that you have repainted with loud colors.
It is grotesque.
So nobody will notice
and you force people to consume all in brightly colored:
You have painted in loud red the raspberry juice,
and what if cause cancer?
in bright orange the snacks.
You force children to swallow
emerald green and chrome yellow.
You even paint your wives as mad clowns:
Strawberry pink cheeks,
Pink?
indigo and violet eyelids
Violet?
and vermilion red lips,
and nails painted with all impossible carnival colors:
gold
silver
green
and orange to cobalt blue.
And you force me to the white,
for my brain to crack and explode into thousand confetti
The confetti of your carnival,
your amusement park of fear.
Yes, you demonstrate large security,
but it is only the large fear
what makes you cruel and insane.
Therefore you continuously need barracks,
and rumblings, many colored neons everywhere,
and showcase and sounds and din, radio, television...
Always on everywhere in your shopping centers,
at home, in the car, in the bar,
even in bed when you make love.
To me, you impose the fear of silence...
Because you are terrified of the doubt that this is not the best of your worlds..
but the worst: the most sordid.
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7.13. Why Saving Face Is Such a Big Deal - Duration: 4:33.
It's easy to blame closed-minded, stubborn, diehard believers of flawed ideologies for many of our ideological disputes.
It's easy to blame all the leaders for encouraging their followers to be uncompromising,
to try to use verbal or even physical force to convert more people over to their side—
or to shame and humiliate those who won't convert.
It's easy to blame all the hustlers, the manipulators, the exploiters, the sowers of discord,
and all the people who take the easy way out of judgment and hatred, instead of doing the hard work
of meeting people where they're at, and reconciling our differences.
But let's not get too carried away with that.
These aren't necessarily cynical, mean-spirited people at heart.
Often these are well-intentioned people who feel compelled to embrace combat rather than reconciliation.
Who don't feel like they have any face-saving way of taking it down a notch.
The leaders of these ideologies—the ones who try to turn all their followers into noble crusaders
for their idea of "the truth"—have often been working for decades to get to the top of their field.
They've had to serve their time, climb their organizational ladders, and do a lot of thankless work along the way.
By the time they get to the top, they've been waiting their whole adult lives for this opportunity.
Except they discover that being at the top isn't nearly as glamorous as it seems.
Do one thing, and a bunch of people are critical.
Do the opposite, and a bunch of other people are critical.
Often, these people are being compared to heroic past leaders, and past golden ages that may or may not have existed.
Nobody wants to get to the top and have their life's work ripped apart by criticism, or
be the one remembered for losing important ideological battles on their watch.
So is it any wonder that they behave the way they do—always trying to avoid criticism,
always trying to increase their own prestige, always fighting for the supremacy of their ideology,
even to the point of defying common sense compromises?
For the diehard followers, too, being a noble crusader for their ideology has been their life's work as well.
It's central to their identity, their sense of self-worth, and their sense of belonging.
We can't just make people stop believing what they do, like flipping a light switch.
It's a genuinely stressful psychological event to have a crisis of faith in what you've been led to believe for years and years.
To come to grips with the realization that much of the blood, sweat, and tears you've invested
in these struggles may have been in vain.
When we're trying to resolve ideological disputes, we don't often think about how
to create opportunities for people to back down, while also saving face.
But we really should.
Because the lack of these options is what keeps many of these struggles ongoing.
And you may say, "Well, too bad. They're wrong. They should suck it up and admit it."
To which I say: well, would you rather feel superior, or be successful?
Because you won't be successful, as long as seeing reason is the same as humiliation to them.
Making it as emotionally easy as possible for them to stop fighting is just a smart strategy—
and a small price to pay for the greater good you're trying to achieve.
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Io, Ulrike, Grido // Ben, Ulrike, Bağırıyorum part2 - Duration: 12:01.
No, I do not agree with your life.
No, I do not want to be
one of your woman ready-made women wrapped in cellophane.
I don't want to be a tender presence with stupidly seductive giggles and smiles
in your restaurant table on Saturday night with a varied
and exotic menu and idiotic background music as piped music.
And having to strive to be in part sad and reflective and in part mad
and unpredictable and then silly and infantile and then
maternal and whore, then after a minute having to laugh modesty in falsetto
after one of your unavoidable vulgarities.
A soft friction is heard:
the door opens
a jailer appears
she looks at me like I do not exist, as I am transparent.
Don't say a word
but she carry a tray with food.
She puts it on the table
and leave.
Silence again.
What have they brought me to eat?
A hamburger
A glass of grapefruie juice.
Boiled vegatables and an apple.
In addition, they worry about
whether committing suicide comes to my mind.
In effect, plate is from cardbord.
There is no knife or fork, only a soft plastic spoon, seems rubber.
No, they do not want I decide to eliminate myself.
It is they
who have to decide.
When the right moment arrives,
I was forced to commit suicide.
They will deal personally and since there are not bars in
the window from which to hang a blanket and a belt
and they will give me a hand
or even more than a hand.
A neat job.
As clean as
social-democracy which is about the kill me..
within a structure.
Nobody will hear my shout or lament..
All in silence, discreetly,
to not bother the serene dreams of the happy citizens
from this clean country and tidy.
Order them.
Order them.
Order them.
Order them.
Order them.
Sleep..
Sleep..
Schlafen..
My shout can not wake you up
Inhabitants of a cemetery will not wake up too.
The only ones who will feel growing hatred and anger,
I know will be those who
sweat and burst in the engine room of your great ship:
Turkish, Spanish, Italian, Greek, Arab, immigrant people
and all women who have understood their oppressed,
humiliated and exploited condition,
they will understand why I am here,
and why this State has decided to kill me...
exactly as a witch in witches times..
And they will convince themselves,
if they are not yet that to the power,
even now is witches times.
And that witches should be in the looms, in the machines
in the press, in the assembly line, in the noise, in the din, in the squeaks..
Press..
Drill..
Oh, you have invented it, you, the masters,
for your enjoyment and I take advantage.
Stop the silence!
I make my own noises.
The gas, the gas, the gas comes out!
It makes me cough.. Cought!
The assembly line: the rhythm goes with tempos, move rhytmically
Stop! Stop! Silence..
Silence..
How beautiful is the silence, yes thanks
thanks, jailers
for giving me this
extraordinary pleasure of silence..
absolute.. Oh how I taste it
how I enjoy it..
Listen..
how sweet
how refreshing is...
I am in a paradise...
Jailers,
judges,
politicians,
I cheated you.
You will never succeed driving me crazy
you will have to kill me being sane...
perfect spiritual and mental health.
And everyone will realize with certain that
you are killers a government, a State of murderers.
I see you running to hide my dead body,
No!
you cannot see
Ulrike Meinhof!
Yes, she has hanged herself.
No, you cannot witness the autopsy.
Nobody..
Only our experts from state,
who have been decreed already..
Meinhof has hanged herself.
But there are no signs of strangulation in her neck...
No cyanotic color in the neck...
But instead, there are bruises all over her body!
Move! Move! Do not look!
Taking photographs is prohibited!
Forbidden request a private expertise,
it is prohibited to examine my dead body.
It is prohibited.
It is prohibited to think
to imagine, to speak, to write, everything is forbidden.
Yes, everything is prohibited.
But you will never be able to prohibit us
to laugh of your folly,
the classical folly of every murderer.
Heavy as
a mountain is my dead...
1
10
100
1000
10000
100000
and 1000000 woman's arms
have raised this mountain
and they will throw it on you
with a terrible laugh!
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Organic Lip Balms 올가닉 립밤 소계 (KOREAN SUB) - Duration: 5:18.
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Top 5 Absolver Tips For Launch [ Beginners Gameplay Guide ]- New Fighting Game From Devolver Digital - Duration: 4:32.what is up ladies and gentlemen boys and girls Zulo here back with another vid
this time we're gonna be going over the top 5 beginner tips and tricks for
absolver tip number 1 learning new moves in the beginning of the game you can
expect to start with next to nothing except your stock stats and moves an
important basic step needed to help progress is unlocking new moves to do
this you must not rush your text on an enemy but instead allow them to throw
punches and combos at you if you see this icon above their head that means
you are progressing your knowledge on that move once it reaches the end of the
circle you'll unlock that move and be allowed to use it in your combat deck an
important thing to note is that if you die bite your opponent all progress in
the move will be lost so spar until you feel like you have
learned enough from your enemy but allow yourself enough wiggle room to still be
able to finish them off
tip number two weight distribution as I said before in the beginning of the
game you will start with nothing but of course as you progress through the game
and defeat enemies you'll sometimes be rewarded with an item drop one of these
items you may receive is gear for your character if you don't come from a
background of playing Dark Souls or a game that utilizes a weight distribution
feature you must be very wary of the gear you equip for instance if you end
up decking your character out in a bunch of armor see take less damage you can
expect to attack very slowly and have very low stamina so as you go on
unlocking more equipment be sure to take that into account tip number three
predictability as I'm sure most of you have come to know absorber as a fighting
game and well frankly that's because it is when it all boils down to it it's all
about out playing your opponent some things that help you in this path are
making decks that consist of both upper and lower body shots
to prevent blocks and avoid being predictable as well as fainting or
faking which stops you from doing one move and quickly switches to another of
course if you want to be a master there is another player by the name of grey
maiden that goes in a lot more detail about applying effective pressure
reading an escaping pressure and a bunch more and as I don't want to absolutely
butcher her guide I will leave a link to it in the description for those of you
who are interested
tip number four exploring although the game may be mainly about fighting and
progressing through the story of finding out what it means to become an absorber
that doesn't mean you shouldn't also take some time to explore
after watching the public access and countless streams I can tell you that
there are things to find in the game for instance a youtuber by the name of
Justice on PC has a video where he shows you how to unlock the stagger style in
which you need to first find and defeat a mini-boss and then run to a random
door that is now unlocked due to you beating said mini boss and then beyond
that door is an NPC you talked to who becomes your mentor and then shows you
how to do the stagger style after you progress in levels through it anyways he
has a full guide on how to unlock the style and if you want to check him out
I'll leave a link in the description box down below but basically what I'm saying
is don't rush the story but instead take the time to explore and maybe just maybe
you will be rewarded tip number 5 speed isn't everything when you first start
playing observer you will quickly find out that the enemies aren't lifeless
beings for you to whale on but instead efficient matchups which can sometimes
lead to the defeat of your prospect the three things to bear in mind when in
combat are as follows one your stamina to how aggressive your enemy is and
three comboing accordingly number one stamina because you want to
have enough to both attack and have enough to escape and dodge attacks
number two you want to know how aggressive your enemy is because it will
better help you judge their flaws when attacking or being too passive number
three so long as you time your attacks you will be rewarded with faster combos
as your character flashes gold but just know that all combos can be broken so
try to stay as unpredictable as possible
and that concludes my top five beginner tips and tricks for absorber I hope
everyone enjoyed and if you did please hit the like button because it helped me
out a ton and maybe consider subscribing for a future absolver content until next
time take it easy peace
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Rodney Dangerfield Knocks 'em Dead on The Ed Sullivan Show (1969) - Duration: 6:55.
- Here from his Dangerfield nightclub is
Rodney Dangerfield.
(orchestral show music) (audience applauding)
- I was a little late getting over here tonight.
I took the wife and kids out for a ride,
and I got lost over in Jersey, ya know?
Yeah, and I'll tell ya,
the way some people give you directions,
you can't help but get lost.
They always tell me the same thing.
Just go straight ahead, you can't miss it,
just keep going straight ahead.
And as soon as I pull away, I come to a fork in the road.
(audience laughing)
All right, I tell ya, I had a guy last week,
he gave me religious directions.
You ever get these guys?
He says, you go down here to St. Anne's church,
you make you a right, you keep going past St. Mary's,
past St. Catherine's,
you'll pass Holy Trinity,
you come to Our Lady of Mercy.
And I'll tell ya, after those directions,
I don't even thank the guy.
I looked at him. I said, I bless you.
I don't know, lately, with my car I got a new problem.
My wife just got her license to drive.
And I'll tell ya, since my wife is driving,
she now has two men in her life.
Me, and a body and fender man.
I was out driving my wife the other day.
She told me she was gonna make a U-turn.
I'll tell ya the letter she made,
you'll never find in the alphabet.
I'll tell ya, I always wondered how my wife
got her license the first time she took the test.
I found out, the inspector said
he wouldn't go through that again.
They say when you're driving, you know,
watch out for the other guy.
I tell ya, when my wife is driving,
you don't have to worry about the other guy.
I mean, she'll get him.
(audience applauding)
I'll tell ya, any kind of traveling, I'm unlucky.
You know, I hate to fly.
When I fly, I never hear, nice flight, smooth flight.
Every time I fly, I live in a world of fog and air pockets.
The last time I flew, I was really worried.
When the pilot made his first announcement,
he asked if LaGuardia Airport
was open late on Thursday night.
(audience laughing)
I'll tell ya, the whole flight, I was nervous.
I mean, what kind of pilot, when he makes a left turn,
he puts his hand out?
Nah, I'll tell ya, it's nice to hear you laugh, you know?
Because where I live, there's no laughs.
I live here in New York, on the West Side.
I live in an older building.
A much older building.
I live in a kind of building like, if I want hot water,
I gotta let it run a long time.
Well, last week, I took a bath on Sunday,
and I started the water on Friday.
I'll tell ya, the one thing on my apartment in the winter,
I always know how cold it is outside.
I mean, whatever it is in my apartment,
that's what it is outside.
(audience laughing)
In my apartment, everything is old.
And I got the shades, if you want them to go up,
you gotta pull 'em down.
And if you want 'em to stay at one level,
you have to hold 'em for a while.
Then you let go, softly.
And then you walk away gently.
The other day, I had all the shades just where I wanted 'em,
you know, the bell rang, they all went up.
And when things go wrong in the apartment,
I get no help from the superintendent, he won't fix a thing.
Last week, I tried to trick him.
I told him to come up, we're havin' a party.
He said, should I bring something?
I said, yeah, a wrench and your galoshes.
(audience applauding)
And I'll tell ya, in my apartment, nothing works.
I got a radio, I can hardly hear it.
I got a television set, and I can't make out the picture.
But when my wife opens her mouth, perfect reception.
With my wife, we got nothin' but arguments.
And I can never get a word in.
The other night, I told her, I said,
there's another side to that argument.
She said, I know, my mother's comin' right over.
(audience laughing)
And I'll tell ya, with my wife,
I mean, every time I try to be nice,
she's always got a smart answer.
I remember one night, I was feeling good,
you know, I said to her, honey, tell me,
will you still love me when I'm old and bald?
She said, it's tough enough while you're young and hairy.
I don't know.
It's nice here, you know, television.
They treat you right, it's peaceful.
At least you can finish your act without getting hit.
I mean, I'm used to workin' in tough places, tough.
I work places like the Pink Elephant,
the Club Jinx,
Aldo's, formerly Vito's.
Formerly Nunzio's.
Oh, that was a tough place, Nunzio's, tough.
As you entered this place, you went down two steps,
physically and socially.
(audience applauding)
Oh, it was a tough place, that Nunzio's.
Every night, the boss would say to me, be funny.
My people come here to forget their troubles.
I mean, I do you make a guy forget he's up for manslaughter?
(audience laughing)
What a place that was, Nunzio's.
I mean, the star of the show was a rabies-infected dog act.
Oh, the boss was tough.
I remember closing night, on my way out,
he gave me a little souvenir.
And my doctor told me,
if this souvenir was a little more to the left,
it could have been fatal.
(audience applauding)
I don't know.
I tell ya, you know the trouble with me?
I appeal to everyone who can do me absolutely no good.
My whole life, I don't get no respect.
No respect from anyone.
I found out when I was born,
they bought me a baby carriage with no brakes.
(audience laughing)
Today, it's the same thing with my kids, no respect.
The other day, my boy came home from school,
he was depressed.
I said to him, why are you depressed?
He told me that day he learned a new saying.
Like father, like son.
(audience applauding)
I tell ya.
I tell ya, I can't take it no more.
This afternoon, I said to my little girl,
I says, when you grow up, what do you wanna be?
She looked at my wife, she said, single.
I mean, don't get me wrong, I mean, I love my kids,
you know, but sometimes they can really give it to you.
I remember one day, I came home from the race track.
I had eight losers.
I opened the front door, my kids jumped on me.
And they said, let's play horsey.
(orchestral show music) (audience applauding)
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Former Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio is furious with the establishment GOP's
response to his pardon, granted by President Donald Trump.
And he thinking he'll do something about it.
"I could run for mayor, I could run for legislator, I could run for Senate," Arpaio
said Monday.
One particular race, however, is likely to gain significant attention: the GOP primary
next year facing Flake, R-Ariz., a forceful Trump critic.
"I'm sure getting a lot of people around the state asking me" to challenge Flake,
said Arpaio, who served 24 years as sheriff before losing reelection in 2016.
"All I'm saying is the door is open and we'll see what happens.
I've got support.
I know what support I have."
He's got everything he needs to kick out those who protest Trump's "America First"
agenda.
Arpaio said he swore off another candidacy in January, when he left office, but that
"with what I've seen happening in recent months, especially what's happening with
our president, I said, 'Hey, why not?'"
Here's the White House's announcement about Arpaio's pardon:
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