Alright, we're in Long Beach
Round two of trying to get this melon farming car
And where is my driver?
Lloyd, where are you?
Come get me
Lloyd, there you are!
I need to get over on the other side, I guess.
Better wait up for me cause I gotta be there before 11 o'clock or else they go to lunch until 1
Hi, I'm guessing you're Lloyd?
I'm Lloyd! Hey Lloyd!
I'm headed to the pier.
Which one?
Pier F.
Boy, the cops are really in force today, man.
Ok, Jesus Christ give me a flippin break you asshole
GPS: Continue on Pier F Avenue...
Well, this is a first for me. I've never been around here before.
Alright, well this is my second time
Yeah, there you go.
Keep going?
Keep goin.
It's gonna turn off to the left and then all the way down
Alright, so you see this stop sign? You can just drop me off here cuz I have to go check in at the gate right there.
Oh, the gate over here? Yeah
Oh, I'm gonna go ahead and make a U-ey then Okay
Thank you Lloyd!
Ok Christopher, well listen, good luck on your drive back
Should be ok today.
Come back to Vegas sometime!
I will, at some point
I'll see you, thank you
Alright, we are here. Let me get my TWIC card out so we can get this marine faring car
Alright so last week, you know how they just let me in?
just showed my TWIC card and went to the office?
This mindful defender gave me a gate pass.
Let's go to the office and pick up my whip.
Slap that moving permit on it.
Let's get this friendly car
I'm ready man.
Where is my car... is it in there?
Is it inside? I don't see it, hang on.
I'll be right back.
Chris: I'm looking at the tags
Staff: Here, I'll get it for you
Staff: Can't have you taking your selection here
Staff: Which one do I want?
Chris: Yeah, lemme get all of em Staff: I grabbed the wrong box, that's why
Chris: Uh oh
Staff: Sign down there... There's your key.
And you take this.. so you're gonna check in to the clerk's office, I'll show you where to go.
Is there a way for me to check the car out, check the fluids to make sure everything's okay?
Yeah, if there is a problem you file it with the steamship line.
You're gonna go to the right side of that warehouse, are you driving or are you walking?
I'm walking.
Ok, so just to be safe, I dunno if you wanna walk around the outside or whatever but just um
the right side of the warehouse right past the corner of it
you'll see some stairs going up into an office. Go up the stairs and them hand them your paperwork.
Your car will be parked right down there too. Chris: Ok
Alright? If there's any issues just talk to them, they'll help you out. Chris: Alright, thank you
I guess I got to go check out with the clerk
I mean, everything's already paid for. I guess it's just some last check that you gotta do
And my whip is over there so let's go
Is this it? I think so
Man, personal escort to the car?
What is that over there, a Skyline?
Yup, that's the one that doesn't have a key.
Wow... and there's another one
And then there's mine
And there's another Skyline!
And a Soarer!
Holy smokes, and there's two more Skylines over there!
Driver: Oh yeah
This is so awesome.
Alright, aw man *sniff sniff*
Smells like a new car from Japan
Yep
Wow, holy smokes this is clean!
You know what? This thing only has 15,000 kilometers which is like 9,000 miles
Driver: Yeah? Wow!
Yeah!
Less than 10,000 miles on it for a freakin...
Driver: What year?
92
Holy smokes!!
Let's see, it said that there was like some kind of scratches on the passenger side door
That's... they swiped something.
That's not too bad.
Yeah, I saw that. That's not too bad.
Driver: Nah, that's superficial Chris: Oh yeah.
Driver: It's a 92, it's got less than 10,000 miles on it
Mechanic: That's over there, right?
Yeah it only has like 15,000 kilometers on it
What I don't understand is why we have to wait 25 years to get them
I don't know what their safety standards are but they're probably the same if not better than American safety standards.
Why can't we just bring the cars over, you know?
Let's see what we got here.
Woo buddy!
Driver: Alright, she's all yours!
Man, this is awesome
Mechanic: Yeah, the AC is running. You got AC too.
Alright, thank you sir.
Driver: Alright, safe travels.
Alright, thanks guys!
Dude this fresh ass whip.
This fresh ass whip, bro!
This is what I came to pick up.
This Toyota Aristo is what I came to get.
This whip is so dope. This whip is hella clean.
This whip only has like 9,000 miles on it.
Look at that. Fifteen thousand kilometers
These little Skylines over here.
The dude was saying that that one over there doesn't have a key.
And how the hell are they going to drive it?
Dude, there's a Soarer right here
There's another Skyline right here.
Dude I wonder who picked this up? And who picked this up?
And I want a kei truck now.
And, what is this a GTS?
Dude, this whip is beat to crap.
Wonder what somebody paid for this piece of scrap
Pacific Coast?
GT Air?
Is that the GT Air?
I can't afford no fancy GTR.
But this?
That one is..
What happened over there? Broken sideskirt falling off?
But it's all good, I got my whip.
I need to get gas. I'm just gonna pull in and fill up because
that's how we do it in Japan, man.
You don't turn off your empty car to fill up your gas tank.
Let's go!
That's all you need, right?
Alright, got gas.
Now we're just cruising through downtown Long Beach
Anyway, I am headed to Torrance right now
I'm gonna go post this whip up in front of John and Chiyo's work.
Hilarity might ensue.
Look at this guy right here.
I'm just gonna chill right here.
Let's see if this guy can come outside
What up man? This mild fellow saw me roll up
Dude look at the engine bay man hold on
Chris: Dude. John: Woo...
Chris: Look at how clean that whip is.
John: The plastics haven't yellowed as much as I thought they would.
Which is good, it means it was stored in good condition
Chris: Whip is doooope
John: The belts are good. That battery's AC Delco
Hell yeah.
Chris: Look at this guy. John: You mind if I post this?
Chris: Pssh, go ahead John: Or you wanna keep it a secret?
Nah, go ahead.
Alright, so he had to go back inside.
He was pulling on the door handles, he was like dude they got so much spring in em like it's a brand new car
Anyway, he told me that there's this carwash spot just like right around the corner, so let's get washed up.
Oh I feel mentally handicapped because I need to be on the other side
Please select uh...
Punch my face
Let's LOL here.
You know what? I need to get out. That's what I need to do.
Is that how I need to do things now?
Just get out and go to the other side?
Thank you sir
Oh.. soapy suds.
Get it all over.
Thank you come again
Let's see what kind of a shady car wash we got.
Wow. Still got some dust spots but this is a major improvement.
Yeah, we're gonna have to detail this motor vehicle.
That we're gonna have to fix
but uh... other than that
This motor vehicle is so clean
Alright mang, if I want to avoid the traffic going to Vegas I need to pretty much leave right now.
Cause like around 3 o'clock we won't be rewarded until like
7... 8 o'clock so...
Let's dip out mang
This is why I hate LA
I think next time I will pay the extra money to have that whip put on a truck because
This is some bullcrap mang
I LOVE TRAFFIC
DUDE. One hour and I'm still on this 210.
Filthy traffic the entire frustrating way.
Can you see all that traffic over there?
The entire bloody way it's been traffic.
Piss.
Off.
Let me off this bullcrap freeway, come on.
See there over there in the distance?
The horizon?
That is the Promised Land.
And we are going way too fast.
I do not want to get pulled over on the last like two miles of California
Funk. That.
Here we are dood.
Goodbye California!
Welcome to Nevada.
I need to wipe this filthy window
Chris: Gimme some light. Eric: Your bumper's a lot shorter
I'm here at Eric's house and we're just looking in the car
We found a 100 yen coin in the flawless backseat
You said "open that" Let's see what's inside
Those are.. these things are in the ashtray in the front Eric: Is there more change in there?
Umm.. no?
You sure?
Yeah we found a receipt in this car too
What are you doin diggin in there?
Jasmine: Why do I feel so comfortable digging in this car? Chris: He went to the Health Bank
You wanna wat?
I feel so comfortable digging in this car but I would not do it in an American car.
Yeah, because Americans are filthy.
Is there beads in this one too? Yes, there is beads.
Jasmine: Is there anything in here?
No, I already looked under there.
Eric: Do your backup sensors work?
Chris: Uhh... I... don't know.
Oh snap!
Jasmine: It's like six inches.
No, a foot! Chris, you got a foot.
Are you kidding me?
Eric: Wait, stop
What the funk
Jasmine: That's crazy!
Dude, what the funk Toyota
How come Toyota could not bring this car as is to America?
Eric: Oh snap I just realized this says Aristo on it
Oh yeah, I knew about that.
Eric popped this open, I didn't even bother to look inside this when I first got this fabulous car
But Eric opened this up
and
Why on earth is this in here.
With this you could have smuggled a kilo of cocaine in this car dude.
These marine freighters didn't even check this whip?
I thought everything was supposed to be cleaned out
like nothing loose in the car but what is that?
I mean, does anybody want this drink? I'll mail it to your ass.
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