Hi everyone! Welcome to this new video!
You'd say, what are we going to talk about today?
Something I wanted to talk about for a long time
Cause when you walk down Seoul, if you'll ever come
You'll realize how much our beautiful language,
Roman ergo zygote language *wtf*
is being used by shops, restaurants
To make them more like...
Frivorelli *What are you even...* Catchy? Pretty?
For example, if you call a shop, I don't know...
"Scalene Triangle", since it's in Italian
"Triangolo scaleno"...
Beautiful
This is going to be a kind of horror list like the Nadia Tempest's ones
Don't know if you know her but I'm quite sure you do
Really, there are going to be such weird names, especially the ones on top
Like, fasten your seatbelt.
Fasten your seatbelt? What the...
So, at 10th place, we find an absolute evil genius
Rich as fuck
Who opened a coffeehouse chain
Super famous in Korea
And as the business man as he was, he thought
What is the best way to give my name
To my multi-billionaire coffeehouse chain in Korea?
Obviously Google Translate, duh?!
So what he did, he said "Let's write down 'good coffee'
In English and let's translate it to Italian"
What was the result? In your opinion
It turned out to be "Caffè bene" (Coffee well/good)
It's not that he thought to ask for a double check
or ask to some Italian dude if it does make sense
NO!
Just go! Let's open 500k chains all around the world!
"Coffee well" I mean...
Good, what good? I don't know What the hell does "Caffè Bene" mean?!
What do you mean?!
However, the next person
who opened another chain, not as significant as Caffè Bene
but still quite popular in Korea, decided to
go for the romantic way
He said, what is the most romantic thought held by
every person, every individual?
The first kiss
And he says, I want to name my chain
First Kiss
But then he realizes, "First Kiss" is not enough
It doesn't properly give justice to the wonder
that is my restaurant
To the, the... *struggles*
EH!
We need to add more weight, more content
To this name
Let's call it...
First Kiss...
...There, Kisses!
He put a random plural afterwards
To leave a bigger impact
Well think about it, it's more beautiful this way
"First Kiss Kisses"
Pret...*yeah*
*nope*
Number 8th is something I had to include
As a representative of this channel
Cause we're talking about...
Cause we're talking about mafia,
written randomly, here and there, in every shop
where Italian stuff is being sold
I'm gonna tell you a secret you ask me quite a lot
Like, why is "Seoul Mafia" your channel name?
Cause here in Korea if people think about Italy
They think about pasta, pizza and mafia
If you don't call your restaurant "Pasta" or "Pizza"
It remains just "Mafia", and they put it everywhere
So my channel is also "Seoul Mafia"
cause, as Koreans' thought, If I put "Mafia"
My channel turns to be...
...Italian.
You get it?
You think the names I come up with are random, right?
Fooled! Think of the intelligence, the mystic history laying behind the name of my channel
Next rank is a...
a thing that marked me deep inside
my "corazon espinado" (barbed heart) *random spanish*
Of my life. We're talking about
Another coffee name, this time bottled
which I don't have picture proofs of anymore
Cause I think it went bankrupt, I don't know why really
The name in question is...
"Caffè Bara" (Coffee Coffin)
I puzzled my whole being over the reason why
this dude could ever name his coffee "coffin"
"Italian Coffee Bara" /Coffin
I made scientific researches for months
And I came to the conclusion that, in my opinion
It has some kind of sense and now I'm about to explain it
He wanted to call it "Caffeina" (caffeine)
In Italian, "Caffeine"
How do you say it, "caffeine"
There you go, "caffeine", you got it
However, he wrote it wrong
Instead of typing "caffeine"
He wrote, in my opinion
that translated to Italian is "bara"
He didn't even write correctly what he had to-
Which levels does human intelligence can reach?
At 6th place guys we have
Another evil genius who decided
to open a chain that produce Tiramisù only
He says, how do I name it, Tiramisù?
No.
Let's change the word "Tiramisù"
In a retroactive motor action (?) verb
I don't know what he thought, I don't know
I know the final result is that he called a place that sells Tiramisù
"Tirare...mi...su" (Pull me up) *cries in Italian*
What does "Tirare Mi Su" mean?!
Definitely ceative
At least, we need to credit that
Still, it's a name that sucks
At 5th place another famous chain in Korea
of Italian Ice Cream, the true Italian Ice Cream
A very...tasty Ice Cream
How can I say
"Very tasty" in other words. He knows.
This man knows
He knows an even better way to say it
More than you, person who's whatching this video at home
He beated you all
And he decided to name his
very tasty Ice Cream chain
"Gusttimo"
I don't even know how to pronounce it GusTTTTmo
I'm trying to understand the meaning of it
but I really don't know why..
he wanted to remove the vowels from that word
boh.. Wood Medal, 4th place..
goes to.. *sighs*
This one, I strongly think
the wrongest name that you can give
to an Italian Restaurant.. this person
*freaking out* this dumbass, cause you are a dumbass
he decided to name his Italian Restaurants,
ITALIAN
"Bon Appetit"!!! How dare you decide to name
Italian Restaurant chains "Bon Appetit"?! Really I am
I'm gonna remove all your hair from your ass one by one
How you can even think to name an Italian Restaurant "Bon Appetit"?! *struggling*
Now you have to explain the logic from here to there
which brought you to "Bon Appetite", there isn't any logic, I'm telling you this
there isn't any logic to it!!
okay, now at 2nd place *mispronounced* 3rd place
guys this one is an evil genius
an eternal evil genius, his intelligence
it's something unreachable, totally unreachable
like the other one
the previous one, he decided to open a place where they sell only Tiramisù
but he's not stupid like the other dude who got confused uselessly and says
change the name into an intransitive verb, NO
this one who's smarter says "how can I name
my shop which is gonna sell only Tiramisù?"
Guys this place name, believe or not,
is called
"Bistecca" / Steak
this dude guys went straightly to another level
he's the genius, the A B S O L U T E genius
At 2nd place there is
a school where we all want to send our children
to raise them like some
little Einstein *struggling*
there's a place in Hongdae, which is an university school,
An university area which is really famous
in Korea which has this Arts School
and you are wondering what could be the name of this Arts School..
It's called.. *sighs*
"Pene SCHOOL" / Penis School
Just imagine how I would be bragging myself if my son
will be attending there.. think about
meeting other children's parents and they'll ask:
"So which school your son is attending?" and you'll answer
"Well my son is going at Pene School"
Seriously I want my Child to be born here, in Korea,
only to send him at Pene School and to grow up him
into a real artist
with balls / *in Italian slang means Penis*
You can say that if he goes to Pene School cause it has logic sense
At 1st place guys
this one win everything, I mean
1st, 2nd.. only him wins the life
It's a place, we can say
more romantic compare to the other ones that we talked about till now
it's really an intimate atmosphere
the atmosphere is totally in another level
we are talking about
"Anale Noi" / Anal us (?), me and you and anal
what?!
If I have to be sincere this must be an Italian
who arrived in Korea to fool all Koreans, I'm pretty sure about it
because "Anale noi" / Anal us, it's
it's like that Italian dude who went to Big Brother
I think it was the Polish one who was swearing all the time, maybe it's him
cause there can't be any other reasonable explanation, there cannot be at all
Objectively speaking
And this is all for today and let me know
if you guys like this kind of rankings
while you will be watching this video I'll be in Japan
So if you want to be updated about my travel in Japan
follow me on Instagram cause I always update with lots of Instagram Stories as usual
and that's all, We'll see in the next video
PIZZA, CARBONARA E TIRARE MI SU'
TIRARE MI SU'
and also BISTECCA / STEAK
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