(WAPOOSH) TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES, I'M Jackaboy Man,
And welcome back to the SUPER-EST of herios (?) I've just unlocked Mosquito, after being with the Raisins,
And now we go to, uh, where are we going? What, what missions are we going on? I'm using a controller this time.
So I don't know some of the buttons. Uhm, I need to get used to that. Show missions list.
We could go- Oh, Freeman's Tacos, yeah. Where is that?
It's ALL THE WAY down there? :(
Okay, do I, do I have a saved fast travel? I fucking don't?
Let's head this way. Maybe if we head this way, we'll find some fast travel, and that would make our life waaaaay easier.
Or not, cause that's all electrified, I'm not going near you, sorry, bye.
Alright, MOVING ON, A SUPERHERO'S JOB IS NEVER DONE!
Ooh, lots of allies now :D
Allies and stuff.
Coonstagram Raisin Girl: Hey Dickface, you and your superfriend Mosquito better watch your backs
Jackaboy man: Or what?
What are you gonna do About it huh
Yes I know I know I know I'm Just a child and I cannot get over this until Marijuana I
Don't want a medicinal marijuana Anyway made you this
gate Wrong One
okay
Look at that do Can I knock it in There Fuck I don't know what I'm Doing I'm Destroying everything for no Reason for
No Reason
All right let's Just head, away bye
Shut Up
Hey Freeman's Tacos Carne Asada Natura Tamales
Welcome to freeman's Tacos...
If There's Anything I can interest you in well you just Let me Know I
Love how as, well in South Park it, was in the last game as, well, well at the end That every Time
Morgan Freeman Tells A life Story or a life Quote or gives you some ADvice or something he Gains an extra Freckle
Hey, Let's Get O take a Picture of Stage and Screen Morgan Freeman Is not Prepared to Take a selfie With you at this Time
okay, that's fine I didn't want a selfie Anyway Keep this Guy I
Love This place, Cuz you Can Craft Whatever Food items you want okay i thought, he, Would Take a selfie with me I got
Into the Jacks
That's what, We Call the Bathrooms over here by the way jax, oh yeah yeah?
Gross
Hello I could Take your shit yes
Oh this is Different Now When I have a controller or might not going to be Easier Now that I have a controller
Say I have less Buttons to worry About this type, ah
This is much Easier
Gasps Up
okay
Here We go hey, I don't have to fucking play Finger Twister Anymore on my Keyboard I
Like it
okay
Okay This is hired Actually that
Was A weird set of Moves to do hey Can all that gas get all that gas Can all that Cats yes
okay, okay
I
Almost did it I almost got it perfect, okay not that much Easier There's A lot of fucking Pussies You've to Press
Fight at least I'm Shitting in All the Toilets I got poop for days right let's Just Get a time Welcome to freeman's Tacos
Ramon's Tacos is Completely Craft your Own
You know, what Crafting. Is don't you Just Open Up that Crafting menu and We can get Started I get it
you Can Combine Food items Into Whatever you like
So this is a tutorial okay got it Let's start With a staple the Burrito A warm Tortilla Wrapped Around
Well Any Old something Here?
oh green all right Now Get Started this here Shows how much Food you need to fill up that Tortilla I mean I
Turn This off Already I Didn't now that you've got your first taste of crafting let's dig
Into Whatever You like go, ahead see what happens if You, Combine a Burrito and an Enchilada
Okay, what do I get the recipe to morgan Freeman's Artisanal Masterpiece holds The secret to Untold Power
We get
Congratulations New Kid With an Enchilada and a Burrito you've Crafted an Injury an Injury no first Time Anyone's Ever done That
Thanks and what the hell have A few More Recipes They might Just save your Stupid
ass hey Come on Checkpoint man does not need This sort of Condescension Crafty Recipe Collection Mission item, okay
oh I can do something with you I
Got a Mustache, oh?
Curly Sanchez I Can Actually put a curly Sanchez Mustache I might do?
Nice 30 Exp okay, let's see what else I can Craft
Requires Crafter Rank seven Six Eleven Jesus
Consumables Macaroni Picture, oh
So you can sow your summons are A consumable
I'm a craft some revived serums Cuz They come they Come in Handy
Have Some more Burritos got Myself A chicken Burrito
That's One More Macaroni Picture
Mission Items its go across to that
Divine Amplifier, oh Yeah Can, Actually Equip some of These
Girding Chains A Funny, Bass Electromagnetic Field booster that softens the blow of Any enemy Attack
Status Effect damage, oh that'd be Nice for fire Knocked Back Combo damage plus 61%
14% Status Effect Damage
That's 16% - oh I want this one
and
Maybe This One
Quickly Cook These Are Many Different dudes
Work your Craft Different Things Now Cuz I got my rank up
Alright That'll do for now Costumes Allies
Who, don't want to bring it Their Battle with me Mosquito
No I think I want to replace you with file I mean Human Kite but not Cutting Human kyle, oh fuck
Artifacts I
Can Only Equip Them on my dude can't I
Dammit ok, Let's put Something in Here who have a lot, of Stuff Purity bot, Initially used by catholic priests Elite Young
Followers Along the Dirt Confined
Soundproof Path To Jesus, oh
Man I might it Would be it Would be sad if It wasn't so true
Or be Funny if it wasn't such an item Horn Translate a mighty Redneck Power Conductor transforming social Intolerance Into Kinetic Force
ok
Infamously Used By Baby to fill mysterion's Alter-Ego, during the Great Std Deception of South Park Elementary
What was The one I had?
We're the ones I just, Made does that go in Here Instead yeah
Sound at issue ok I plus one Strength, was One Plus eleven Hurt
This One This one By a Definite Force
I guess i should pick the ones That have more might
Okay, Whatever 61 might know dudes are Powerful
All right Let's Just Move on I know it's fucking sitting in Many Vain
They Say That some Parts You get A freckle They Can, Actually bend the Fabric of Time you be Careful out There
On my way kun
Shut Up Dude, no one Cares nice I got some Scrap
Take Me Wait
Let's do it
Awesome okay Make it some Progress I like the Pacing of this game Seems to be pretty good so far
Surfs Moving Along at a nice Pace
This is it right
Now it's Artifact Hunter A lot of Collectibles
Fuck you Mom!
Okay, Hopefully, doesn't Change that Password, ah Fuck's Sake
Fuck
You Mom I
Went Through and Then I held right again so that's kind of you Kid Can Take a Seat
Do I have to take this Seat again
okay got it
Alright well
How's it Going out There Pretty good I
Mean okay good Talk but Listen I think you Show some Potential and I'm Gonna Upgrade you to somebody's Sidekick or something, oh?
I'm Sidekick I just Maybe Wanted to Talk About your Superhero Character a little bit um your Character
Sucks to be Honest and I think I'm Gonna Let you do A class Let's pick another Ability to
Add so what Kind of skill set are you looking to Add to your Repertoire, oh?
Dude
Cyborg Elementalist
Storms Always Brawl so first off fuck you Cartman Jackie-Boy man is no one Sidekick
Soon as Always proven the Elements Around Shock and Killed Foes but Friends Keeping the Local Humidity at 90 Or 40%
That'd Be cool Because then I could Make it fire Ice and
Shock
Static Cyborgs Prime directive is to kick, ass Mastering the Battlefield so yeah you must be excited
Okay, that Would be Pretty cool Knock Back in Pool Moves but it kind of Goes against my blaster stuff Cuz that's all range
Psychic, Well The Knock Back Would be nice Psychic Late-Night
Infomercials Have Weaponized the Psychics mind granting the power to Fortify Teammates and Debilitate Enemies
That might Be Pretty good A sense of Urgency Is also an Important Trait for superheroes Shut Up I'm Picking
Or it could be A close-Range Brawler I
Like the super Move Looks like I'm about to push the Shit out of someone okay I?
Think it Would it be a speedster Cuz that was Really cool, when Jimmy has that Though
Psychic I'll be a Psychic Try to Read my mind Better a fire Psychic
So let's go back again to that Fateful Night Back when you were Little
Okay, you, Crazily awake that night but the Reason you couldn't Sleep
Was because you wanted to Make the world a safer Place?
You Walk to the mirror I'm not gonna See my mom getting fucked again am I
You looked in The Mirror and Wondered if Anyone Would Ever Love you then you heard a noise but but it was a baby Crying
Jackie Boy man must save
Out in The Hallway you thought you Guys Attacking a, helpless Baby
On the Floor no?
Nothing from Hurting That Baby Didn't you
You knew You had the power to stop them and so you called Them on your Newly Discovered Power
Their Power On-site Caper Hero You Focus your man and Prepared for Battle your foes Had Brawn but You Had brings Fear not Baby
Jackie Boy man is Ready to do the Business
Okay, Jackie, Boy man is Ready
oh
Shit
I'm protecting this I think you are above all A
Kid With my power, oh behind me You overpowered, his, Weak man with a Dazzling Flash
Okay, Dazzling, Flash go
oh
Now I can get him to attack me so unfold again
Try it Bitch you ain't getting Through my mind penetrate a new Barrier yeah what is this Power?
Okay, what Else Can, be used Still under the Influence of mine Later the biggest Intruder attacked his Fellow Said
Haha, what, do you think, you're doing Push it out
You need to Further Trivialize your enemy's attacks, oh, yeah, let's play a game of Simon Says
Jackie Boy man Says but
We're Trying to, be get to use my power Speed land air then the fire Nation Attacked
What does This do Come on that's Just not fair what you Thought he Could get it hittin on you
man These have Mouths
hit your Fellow Guy
You Focus your Mental Energy Once More you got Into Position to Unleash A massive Cerebral Black
Ha ha, ha let's Fuckin do it
Well done so you beat them Jackie Boy
Man you're Strong I like how he's wearing the Same Outfit as Me as Ronald Reagan green hair
Blue Hair fuck your Mom
From Then on you had to live With the fact Because you, were busy, Helping a, baby, Couldn't stop your mom being
Dad no no
No I probably want to know why why your, dad fuck your mom but Those are answers you'll have to find for Yourself Damn it
What's hold on?
What's Happening?
Well New York Looks like you might be Needing Those Newfound Powers follow me here We go?
Time for Coon and Friends day Kicks off A
okay, yes Pretty cool, House you have for power Slots, oh
Can i mix
Whoa
We're Gonna mix Triple Burn, Is pretty good backfire blast These are all pretty good I might Change the Plasma beam, oh?
Dude and I'm Gonna bring in Confuse
Cuz I Already Have Kyle's i mean
super Kites Powers to Help Me Protect Myself but I don't have Anybody to Confuse yet I
Think That's Gonna Be Pretty Good
Preview Then, oh so that's the Sound from Spyro that's bling
That's the sun from Spiral okay let's Move out Coon and Friends Let's go lead the Way Cartoon man
No Time to waste, oh?
okay out, We go, Into Mainstream
Which is Exactly Where I'm Sending all my Powers right of your Main Stream?
- did - Better - Better - Better Better better Better Different Better
Okay, That's Rolling Damn it dana This Is my Superhero Music Keep Going
Escort Missions Are the worst
Nice
Hey They Know
Damn it so close Head Towards me Three Butthole Encourage your Loins for Battle yes
We were Supposed to be a duo remember Tweek Yeah I remember?
So when i walked out on goon Afraid you Should've Walked out With me my life hold it fred
Because You had your Own Movie Thank god You're here they're Really Going at it
super craig You Had to have Movies before Wonder twinkles Introduce A, no Sets other
will Make, no sense Because, you're a Traitor Tweek and now you're with a group of super Traitors This
Was started by you by People Who've Mysterion Treatment to Certain Heroes, we are the ones who Walked out of the Fucking Franchise Mysterion?
You must Listen To
Right Now I'm Speaking to you tell
My Head Kenny your Franchise is going nowhere I love it it's the truth Eric you Guys Are kind of douchebags
It's like if Hodor Could Talk to you in your head he Just Caught his douchebags in my mind he did Try
You son of A bitch Back
how do you do that
I
Mean Let's go Defeat the freedom Pals it's Time to kick some Fucking, ass you're Making. A big Mistake messing With
Unit man
All right what are
We doing i can't See Properly my eyes are all they're messing With me They're Signing They're Sending Powers to my mind?
Can't See Blocking my vision okay, what are We doing um
I'm gonna do This one to you let's fuck you
Taking Mysterion
Okay, hell yeah he is you know how, we're Gonna do that with some Confuso
Got some Psychic Powers Going on that's the power of Jackaboy man
Okay, let's uh let's heal Someone Come Back Jimmy Time for you to be Saved and healed
Okay, it's Time, oh Shit what you got Mysterion
Fuck You Dude it's Civil war dick
Okay, what are, we doing
Or he's enraged, oh shit I
Didn't know They Didn't reach them, oh?
This is Bad This is Bad I shouldn't Have Picked Psychic Powers
Put it Now I'm Invisible and I'm the other Side of you what do you want to do about that huh, oh Shit Jimmy's doubts
Oh, no
Okay, let's Use a revive Serum Jimmy Back in Action wait does that use up my move i can't remember
I think I just wasted a turn, oh Shit he's Gonna get Killed Anyway Gilly
Okay, you, need help, I'm a swamp with swami you
What did We know? Oh he's the chill I stood A?
Hot Chick in A bikini fucking, suck Dude
am I frozen
Frozen here We go
Ultimate Ready
What the what Can super craig do I forget?
Stripe and super craig Double Charge fo no I need it I need to hit more Than one
Okay, we're Gonna hold off for A sec run hold on for A sec don't worry about it worry about it so it's all part
of the Plan what's this
So i'm gonna do this let's go
What's up you want to go you want to fight you want to wear man?
Sucks okay not for Long Though Because I'm About to rain Fucking Justice
Here We go here, we go are you guys Ready for the power of the Flaming Butthole
go do it dude Give him the Business I
Had Mexican
and
Okay, who can I hit hit Wonder Tweak but I need to start Taking out some Enemies Take this Tupperware
that was
Fuckin was Dude Suck the big Old dick I
Mean Hearing and Healing are
You so strong That lying out Boy
Or Any of you dead yet Took more you must be Nearly Days
And he's Grossed out okay, they're Nearly dead, Wonder TWeets Though is Becoming A big Old Problem it might Underneath
Okay, you know, you're Gonna die on your Own Anyway
Triple Words next Though and you might be able to do some Fucking damage okay, we're doing this yeah
Fuck you Tupperware dow
youR next Mysterion Whoa I could Confuzzled Someone
Make Them hit each other Let, Them kill each other here, We go?
Take That One Dirt Or Bleep
Fuck Wait oh i didn't realize I was Shocked?
Get him get him
Yes it's up to you super craig Wait wave it wave it consumable
Andy's Gonna Burn
Anyone Dirt week Left
Guys Have, no revived, Serum Someone Moses to heal all allies Shit Should he use that way to go
You Can't do Anything, well I can but fuck okay here, we go?
Ever Get the Feeling life is Punishing you for being a, dick Tweek it's okay These two had to go Head-To-Head
It was destined all Along, oh?
They're Already dead, Were You attacking There how much damage Can i do a lot
Hey, We can do this We can do this we're Powerful Enough I can do This?
Don't kill me don't kill me yes yes
We beat them Without You fuck Yeah that's all it Took?
Prague The Hero Savior of the day
That's what he has to Say, oh?
Man that was a tough one
Maybe Picking Psychic Powers Is not the best idea, oh
Come on
Did You get him
What Happened Timmy got, away hey hey, Completely Ripped my mind you, okay?
No Seriously you guys you fucked the Shit out of my brains I grabbed him
We fought For A little bit but it's his Mental Powers are Too strong so, we did All that for Nothing
Not Quite I
Got to me Cell Phone yeah
Good Job Dude This Is fun I like all These Powers
They're Not, Gonna Fall Down Dude, no, oh wait I
Don't want to Use against them Maybe you got super, Wonder Powers
Your Presence is Requested at city Hall
Sameera Rathore Wishes to Speak With you, don't Make her Wait Dude That's A big deal
That's a really big Deal
So wish I didn't pick Psychic Powers but. That's a really big Deal They go, Into Tom's Rhinoplasty and Change what I want about Myself
Okay, David Hasselhoff There in The Background Truly a Hero of the People getting your face Fixed Buckaroo good for you each in Here or
Is that Just my face
I hope my stan Didn't talk you Into Dressing like that no
Carmindy Let's Make A deal I'll Follow you, on Kunst Aram if You Take a selfie with me how does that sound
It's not the Same Thing Whatever yeah
Sharon Marsh I
Think Sherry how You have A
Oh I could do Some Shit in Here Is this this the place that I come if I want to
Like Change The Appearance of my Character
hmm okay I need to get some Cooking I
Need to Craft some Consumable I need to Make some More
Revives I can't Damn it all right I'm Back what's going on all right let's get to Work
Let's See
What We got what have you found super craig?
Kimmy's Load Has a bunch of notes in it something about a girl who has Information about all the criminal Activity in Town what Girl
It Just Says Spied the girl with the dick that's what a girl in Town has a Diktat
oh I don't know Mosquito but the freedom Pals Must think She's the key to finding the Missing Cat
If The Freedom House find her before, We do They'll get the Hundred Dollar reward, We cannot Let That happen
We have to stop the freedom Pals from Having a sweet Franchise at all costs then
We have to find the girl With that Tattoos Tonight fast Passes right
We all have to sneak out of our Houses Tonight and Search the entire town what do You Say?
New Kid Are you uP for it not only am I up for it but I'm Up for it
Who Let This Guy, Join us Anyway go Easy on him you guys he's Had a tough life
When he was 6 Years Old his dead fucked his Mom?
What I'm sorry friend but it's Time they, learned, you're a tragic Back
Butthole Doesn't Trust Anyone Because his, Dad Fucked, his Mom and he, Couldn't do Anything to stop it
That doesn't Make Any sense I know How Could the Person you trust do that to the only other Person you love Carbon
Everyone's Dad Fucked Everyone's Money
That's How it Works Stupid our dad's Fucked our mom's?
Okay, so does that mean your dad Fucked your mum cam yeah yes my dad fucked my mom that's why?
I'm here don't steal his Backstory, Dude that's not cool, You're so fucking Stupid
This Is not what's Important right Now, We did You Finally?
- yeah, let's Get off so
We Can Prepare for evening miss it Let's go coon Friends he's Such A fucking Idiot it's okay Calm Down
Really Have to deal With that kind of Bigotry your whole life I know
When People don't understand they?
Lash out I'm going to let you be a Sidekick tonight to one of the coon friends
Go Home and Sneak out after your Parents Are Asleep I'll fill you in Later (Jackaboy: ) Nice!
Change out of Costume
Yeah that's what I love About this as?
Well as Karen's always the one That's super?
Confident and super Cocky and He's always the one With like the biggest grandest Ideas but he's
Also Just a fucking Stupid Idiot. Who doesn't know Anything and he saw or uneducated on everything
Yeah so at. Night Time I get to do Randy's Mission then as well
ah!
Man! I'm Just Stupid Old normal.
like Guys,
Just Stupid Normality..
I can't be a Superhero right Now I'm sorry.. I want it to be as well
okay, we'll Let me
I'm gonna be A normal Dude I don't go home..
Okay, see you later Best friend I'll come Back Tomorrow doing some Final tests the White line Express to Main Street Is Almost Open for
Business
Why this is my House yeah?
Not to Say you doing even Talking to the school Counselor why'd you, answer the Phone have you
Lost your Fucking mind our Child felt the need to go talk to the school Counselor
Doesn't That Bother you at all so you told him the truth
yes i said
We were aware of our Child's gender Issues you Dumb Bitch you'll ruin everything?
I don't have to listen to this from a stone Down pie Head I need A
Drink Sure Drown your ProbleMs in Chardonnay you stupid skank, oh hey
Fun day out Playing
No
Well i'm exhausted Gonna get Ready for bed Dinner's on the table if You want it Punk but then straight to bed okay?
Pothead
Alcoholic
Jesus Christ
Well then This Is my food?
yum
Little Dude
We'd be out for Dinner all night New Kids - Feel free to use the Kite Base on the Mission tonight
huh Toys
Hawk Bait Power Pop Twilight Curls Whoa Holy Shit
What the foot I just got a shit ton of stuff Gonna Make Revived serums Yet Damn it
okay, Time to Sleep
SWeetie I just want you to know that Whatever happens mommy Always loved you
Good Night Sweetheart
Woof
She's getting real
At 10:00 that's when the Creeps come out but Unfortunately for the Creeps the other Thing that Comes out at night
man you Handed to them they're Really Nailed the Style of everything
Like not only is it a fucking perfect Parody of all this but it actually, Feels like a proper Story in and of Itself to
Captain Diabetes will Lead you to where our Intel has place to grow up it's A dick Tattoo if you Can Handle a sidekick gig
Oh Shit, oh?
Don't forget you Can use your snap and Pots to Knock things Down see what my bud fuck oh Wait
Nice how do I get Through this one
Crap I think I need A key
Where Would the key Be Hidin Could be Hidden Anywhere?
Could Be inside A drawer There it Is
You're Drunk and high what a piece of Shit Stupid Bad dad out we go?
Scott Tenorman
Yes my organized Gentleman With the power of diabetes as his Control
I used to be a simple Elementary School student but then
One day A Freak Fire Accident heard my Diabetes he's a super Booing
Frantic I'm excited we're Supposed to go Investigate a girl who might know the Location of a makita Family
Is this Scott Tenorman who's the Diabetes Kid I've got out of it I got Diabetes
Can i Can I check the other Heroes, oh yeah human Kite Moses A lice
Scott Malkinson
Not Scott Tenorman Scott Tenorman I don't even Think it's Scott Tenorman Tenorman was the Guy who, Currently Made eat his Parents right
Class Brutalist, oh Gob al Cathy, I've Stopped Alka Theta I got Diabetes
Yeah that Makes more sense Now um
Okay before, We get There I want to stop Off at Randy's I?
Better Get my Mission with my new hash Tags or my new Psychic hash Tag
okay I
Need to go Buy, Some more, Beer I'm sorry but Captain, diabetes Cannot Let you Drive I'm fine to Drive
okay, Yeah I hear
Nice you know Mikey You're Right no Condition sir I'm fine okay Look, Look, I've Had, okay?
Give Me my Keys I'll return them Tomorrow
oh
God I have to fight Randy so Randy's Been Scratching, his, don't care what a Dumbass you Think you can, dance with this let's go
Okay, i can't Use my good earthing Because it's not Gonna Work, on him, Cuz he's Nobody else to attack
Fireballs Good Hey I almost Spilled my drink
Wanna Make you spill more Than that I'm Gonna Come Back Because? There's A car right There it's Gonna hurt, oh?
Damn scum out Cuz it's A beast
Okay, i'm Still Protected that's Good
Okay, get him now come Back
Okay, so Wait Wait what does This do Knock back and Slow foes Gain Protection
awesome
Come on Try Anyway you got wrong Guy
Diabetes Rage
I have a lot of Protection you can't do Shit against me
Okay, you Can hurt him but stop that
Let's Knock Him back This way, so he Gets out of the way of my knife
Nice Now You got a Block in your way A diabetes Block
Nice
Ultimate Ready I was a good to drive before but Now I am Thanks for Thanks for Having my back now Let me have my
Man I love that the Dialogue Keeps going, Into fights that's A lot of Dialogue to have
Also Shit I didn't even Realize Jackie
Boy man is Back in Action but a Congestion I Didn't I don't fucking good Damn it okay
okay Here
We go ready to fight nice I was I was Only Messing Around before but Now I'm Ready to, miss shit up
Okay, i'm gonna use I'ma use this actually. No I'm Gonna use I'm Use one of These
Yes hold on I'm Gonna eat a Burrito real Quick I need wine was Hungry I?
Want to know what his Power up is Brutalizing that Back I call him up folks?
Okay, we only have one Folks?
But go Scott Malkinson the power of sugar
My God They Didn't do A whole Lot of damage but. I was fun to Watch okay? I don't Usually Beat up Kids but I'm
Falling Right Ways That Randy Is it because you're Drunk
Okay, here, We go man where do I gonna be Psychic, we're Gonna Be Scum Malkani site?
Okay, you're Gonna Burn, nice Jesus Really Strong
Hell yeah, we beat The Shit out of Ready?
Jackie Boy man Comes out on Top Once again
And you don't level up pretty fast we're Actually kind of cool
Sometimes You Level up too fast in Games
Nice This what he was Talking About
Okay, let's Head on Through Nothing in His Fridge Coming out the back what's out Here
Music that's awesome
Here
We go i
Just go Upstairs then
Here We go Delta-Tango
Find you a super Guys Coming, over?
I know right
This Shortcut will Pick Up right and hit A hard One Bounce off line dude Turn on the I turn on the Fan
It's like cool, man I love the Aesthetic of This everything has like little bits and Pieces of cool Stuff all over it
Let's go
I would love to do that
Because They
Feel like, oh Maybe i Can, Make a Punjabi, he's Feeling secure About Himself, oh poor Scott Malkinson
Is quite a different place we've got you Didn't get A penny, Hippo sugar's Going on
Hey hey dudes!
Are you all out drunk
I'll Punch you while you pee
Come Here Me I'll push The Shit out of Everybody because I am
Captain Jackaboy
Is it Bad that I'm beating up this this Knocked out Lady Lady, okay the lady was drinking you're Driving
Sorry, Is that the place to Shit out everybody Sorta my powers to Punch everybody
Closer To everybody
Sweet Jesus oh Somebody's in There Covering Shit Into This
The Scenery your you're my favorite you're A fucking powerful Dude
Don't Let Anyone Tell you any Different you I may be your sidekick but Together, we are all Powerful?
Here it is the Peppermint hippo, we're Going to find the girl
They're Sure to be Unsavory Characters and Lots of Boobies Inside huh Probably Gonna be Lots of Boobies I
Got a Padded bra, Lovely
Anyone
Check your Boy, man get out of Here before Fucking Throw you out Come on ma'am run Superhero Business Fucking Here
and Could Throw under Knees at him
Hey will you Kids get out of Here Already Dude hit Eating Peeing in Fuck you're Gonna Talk Ticket fuck Outside
- come on also ladies I have Forgot, a big Nice Booty
Okay, Maybe Maybe, We got it maybe we Gotta go and Say Maybe We Gotta find A secret entrance?
Okay, let's go up there must be Another way in From where sure Is what's this Shit I'm Gonna Call the Police
Can't do Any of that Can I knock down This
Now, we get to meet away up there, okay how, do we get up There?
Can you Knock This over With your Diabetes Rage, oh of Course
Dude That's Boulders of the Ground in the Concrete
Are you Sure are you, sure Can you Scott Malkinson
Fucking Hell for A legend Jackie Boy man bends his knee to you
Huh, oh, I gotta Take a shit real Quick hold on
Hold on I'm gonna Take a shit real Quick I'm Gonna Just Take a shit real Quick okay, Leprechaun
Nice
Filled up the gas, oh Still full gas
Here We go yes Still full gas Nice
Come on yeah
Work it out Work it out that was a slithery one?
No you See that the power of A clinch Sphincter
do you want to Take picture with me
Thanks Sally your, Character Creeping me out I'm sorry
You uh, you, want you up you under you wanna try that again bitch to dare
Captain Jack, oh Boy, I will not Take this insubordination
Okay, i got a soiled Wet Wait that's a condom on the roof and A Knock Down the Condom, oh?
Hell yeah Dude!
Got me some Fucking gentleman's Juice got me some semen Dude
That's A lot of Boobs all right
wow Ladies Are Really Moving
Don't Freak I'm not Freaking are you
Freaking About the Mickey, oh, We have to find the girl with the dick Tattoo?
Anybody Gonna dick Tattoo Tattoo, hello Give me
ok, I'm not Finding Any dick Tattoos you have one
No One Tell them, no it's kind of Short I like I'm Short you Take the one With the Speech Impediment
Come on get some Dances
Then We talk do I actually have to get Up and Dance, oh?
Jesus -
No have you gentlemen, Ever Had, dances from a girl with A pf Tattoo hey, We Didn't come Back Here to talk Baby yeah
No Talking until you Finish Grinding on our Jobs
You know what this means Lap, Dance Minigame
am I doing it
Well You got it this is the good stuff this Is the good stuff Shit on your ball you like that
You like that you
Like This - Let me Just you, want me to twerk and free baby, you, want me to Shit on you?
You're The One Stinking up the vip Room With your Bad Attitude I'm over Here trying to make A wage
okay
You're Killing my fight I mean to sort of Make Superpowers Twerking?
They Just start all over They Knock Them out
That's Complete Bull Then I
Feel Different now
You Guys You and if you ever dance with a girl here who has a Penis Tattoo why
Are you Keep Talking, about a stripper with a, penis Tattoo yeah, yeah Classy
That's her Name her Name is Rocky yeah Classy with an eye
And a little dick That hangs off the Sea which fucks the hell out of the a Ss
Taken From you you, won't get away with this Captain Diabetes
You know what this means it's Time to get Into the Jackson
Boners Wearing me Down okay it's Time to Confuse him
He's got a Boner he Just know what's going on you got fired Adan, well he Didn't
That's it Let's Say Kick The Shit out of each Other
Like i'm supposed to Confuse you you're Supposed Kick Shit okay?
Okay, Fuck I can't hit Any of them from here they moved i can't do Anything, oh?
Well I gotta end my turn here I guess
Stop get out of here no one wants you
And I've Done The thing, okay Nice
Not cool, okay Can you attack your own Friends Can you, oh Shit I'm dead Rock
Fuck Nuggets I have no revives how am I supposed to do, oh
Oh okay, i'm Gonna have to just Try, and do as much damage as Can wait no, we're Going to protect Ourselves first
Here We go so now you can't actually do Any damage to me or at least It'll do Less damage to me
Get away from me no I'm protective again
Sick jabs okay he's doing this Fucking Four-Way Fisting again
But That's okay, Cuz my ultimate is Ready
Wait if I do my ultimate I don't actually do that much damage actually fuck that yes I do
You're Part of Davey Needs to kill off my knights
Attaboy
Let's go Moccasin you came out on top this Episode, oh yeah, we can't Shit on him?
Nice Work Dude
Alright Guys Hope you're Having a good night out There be sure to tip your Waitresses and Maybe Buy a Drink for the dj next
Up on the Main Stage we've got a little bit of hot Sauce Coming up your way let's give it up
it's a real Song
Give it up Already Fainted gin and Tonic find A free gin and Tonic
okay
Any of These tables got A free gin and Tonic on them
There We go
Find a special Ingredient
Once Especially I need some Drugs Whoo, Dreaming Rod of Carrot Can Schewe cool
okay, I'ma Buy your thing Sports Park
A cool, I'm Buying all These sports Bonds so i can Buy Things
Aha i get it this Floor is Telling me what to do follow the grease
sorry, Mr. Rat I need This
Rap Shit
Yeah Quite Literally This is gonna Kill him that's the craft the drink okay Dj special
but Nothing in The World Makes me more angry
It awakens the Deep-Seated Rage that i Harbor Within me May your Backstory have to be fine
But That'll Definitely Take it Easy out Long Enough for Us to cut out Crap
okay, Jesus This Is
This is like a Weapon of mass Destruction?
This is gonna Knock him out so i kill up to that Spicy Snatcher you're A goner next up is cinema Cinema
Here You go
We're Down Really good the Pg, sure Does Appreciate it
Cross
The Fucking Natural
Hey what you Calling me out fo oh, wait a minute you ain't the dj, oh Shit
I'm A cop but okay after her
Game Game Froze What's Happening?
Game Crashed..
Brilliant!
Okay, well that Seems like a perfect place to leave it on Episode in "South Park : The Fractured of But Whole"
We're Gonna Chase that Stripper Down and Jackie-Boy mine as, well as Scott Malkinson has
Also captained Diabetes We'll find out what the girl with the dick Tattoo knows but for now..
Thank You Guys so much for Fighting Crime with me This Episode if You liked it Punch that like Button in the face like
LIKE A BOSS!!
And High Five all-round!!! *Whoopsh!! 2x**
But, Thank you Guys! And I will See you Dudes , IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!~~
(Outro-I'm Everywhere By Teknoaxe)
You know How hard it is to take a pee When, you're dressed in A unitard it's kind of Hard
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