Hey guys, it's Annika. Welcome to my channika.
Your girl is a little bit moist.
I'll just start with that.
It's raining out, and I washed my hair last night.
And usually it takes my hair a while to get greasy,
but for some reason, the moistness in the air
has gone to my hair. That rhymed!
And now my hair is moist.
Um, but my makeup . . . I don't know.
I'm just feeling kind of crusty,
and it's been a while since I've done
a little "Get Ready With Me."
I feel like I only do tutorials
and talk-through videos nowadays.
So I'm gonna take off this makeup.
I'm gonna carefully
remove around my eyebrows, though.
That is so hot.
Um . . .
So . . .
Uh . . .
There's really nothing to talk about at all whatsoever.
I hate myself.
What do people normally talk about
during talk-through Get Ready With Me's?
I'm just gonna be doing like basic . . .
I'm not even gonna be doing foundation,
because a b-- doesn't have time for that.
And also, foundation . . .
Recently, I haven't really been wearing foundation.
I'm wearing it right now,
just because I wanted to.
Like, by the time I get home from school,
it just looks super crusty.
Like, I already look super crusty.
I don't want to look crustier.
Ha! I look like I'm s-ing a d---.
Hahahaha. Get it? Because, like, p--?
I'm in a cute mood. Like, I feel cute internally,
and then I look in the mirror,
and I'm just like, "Oh!"
This is a really drastic change
from the sad video I posted a few days ago.
But, you know what?
Life has its ups - Oh, cute! - life has its ups and downs,
you know? Like, it will get better.
The other day I was feeling kind of down.
Even today, honestly. Today was a sh--y day,
but I'm choosing to block that out and bottle it all up,
because that's healthy. Right?
I also hate these frickin' makeup wipes.
They're the Yes to Cucumbers.
I'm just using them up because they are the only
cruelty free makeup wipes I have atm.
That means "at the moment," for all of you not-cool kids.
Moist. Okay can we just talk about
why a lot of people don't like the word "moist"?
I have no f-ing idea.
Honestly, I think has something to do with
the oi . . . oist . . . oyster . . .oister . . .
Oisterlund.
For me, the words that I hate end in "ies."
I hate "jammies," "panties," "undies."
"Parties," I'm fine with.
I just don't like "jammies," "panties," and "undies."
"Panties" and "undies" make me cringe so much.
Maybe it's just the fact that it's underwear.
Underwear!
But I feel like it's just mostly the "ies."
Potty? Potty kills me.
Oh my god, I remember . . .
Storytime:
So I went to this camp.
And I was in the youngest cabin for like eight years.
All my other friends had moved up,
but I was literally there for like three frickin years.
So I was like 11, and in a cabin filled with 8-year olds.
I don't know why. I don't know how.
I was just blessed, I guess.
It was a Christian camp, so it was God's doing.
I was in a cabin with a bunch of 8-year-olds.
And while I still don't think it's okay
to talk to 8-year-olds like this,
I think it's even worse to talk to 11-year olds like this.
My counselor turns to me and goes,
"Do you need to go potty?"
I hate it when people ask me if I'm like 7 or 9.
I'm 11, so shut the f-- up!
My mood at that point.
Ooh, I'm moist.
So I've successfully taken off all my eye makeup.
I hate . . . do you see how raw my skin is right here?
I hate these makeup wipes
so f-ing much. I'm about to throw some hands, b--.
If you guys watched my
"It Gets Better" - whatever - video.
you would know that this is good
if you have issues right here,
if your eyes are hot because you've been crying a lot.
I haven't been crying, but like
these kind of make my face feel like I've been crying.
I hate them so much.
If you guys have any good
cruelty free makeup removers,
I don't care if they're wipes or . . .
I would prefer them to be wipes,
because I don't really like to waste cotton pads.
But you know what? If the best ones are in a bottle
or in a
different form, I'll deal with it.
Who is excited for Christmas or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa?
I'm gonna take the Wet n Wild Photo Focus Concealer
in the shade "Light Ivory."
They need to work on their shade range, honey.
This is the wrong shade for me,
and it's the lightest shade.
Like, do you see? So, yeah.
And this is gonna be my natural no-makeup look.
I might do some fake freckles. Who knows?
But usually, when I'm doing a natural makeup look,
I don't put concealer directly onto my eyelid . . .
[voice cracking]
because I feel like it looks so caked.
I just look so caked the f-- up.
So usually I'll just get a little bit of concealer
on my BeautyBlender, and then
bring that onto my eyelid.
Honestly, I don't know what the f-- I'm talking about.
That's just me, and that's just my face.
Maybe if you feel like
you've been looking really extra pale,
maybe try not priming your eyelids.
I'm not making any sense. I'm just gonna show it now.
I'm using my Real Techniques Beauty Sponge.
Did you guys see that on Ulta they're selling
their Real Techniques Beauty Sponge in a holiday set?
And you get like 12 of them, and it's $50.
Like, I feel like . . . they're like $7 each.
I feel like . . . 7 x 12 . . .
What's 7 x 12?
7 x 10 is 7. . . Oh.
I guess maybe $50 is a reasonable price.
But at the same time,
why would you want 12 beauty sponges at once?
Like, you're definitely just gonna lose them all.
If you just use one at a time, you're gonna lose them all.
If you use all of them at a time,
you're gonna lose them all.
See what I mean? When I prime my eyelids,
I just started to look really . . .
I just look very monotone.
And when I'm not wearing foundation,
and a lot of different products
that are gonna differentiate my skin . . .
I'm just gonna shut up.
I'm gonna take the Coty Airspun Powder,
which I f-ing wish were cruelty free.
The day that Coty goes cruelty free is literally the day
that I film myself shoving a fork up my a--.
So literally, email Coty and be like,
"Yo. Annika Osterlund, world renowned beauty YouTuber
said that she will shove a fork up her a-- on camera
if you guys go cruelty free, so please go cruelty free."
And they'll be like, "Oh girl, I got you!"
Can I get a Hoo-ya?
I'm gonna put my hair up
so I look even more like sexy --- beast.
Oh hell, yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna take . . .
Oh yes.
I'm gonna take the Physicians Formula Butter Bronzer
on this IBY Beauty angled brush.
Oops.
Can somebody tell me why there are so many
all-shimmer eyeshadow palettes coming out?
Like, why? Why would you want that?
I don't understand why anybody would buy that.
I mean, I definitely wouldn't.
I look like I have sideburns. Honestly?
Recently, I haven't even been doing eyeshadow looks
with shimmer in them.
I'll just do all-matte eyeshadow looks.
Either I'll put a matte color on my lid,
or I'll just skip out on a lid shade altogether.
I don't know. I just think it's kind of weird.
Why would you want an all-shimmer palette?
This looks so bad.
Why is my life just going so downhill, so fast?
That turned into something way deeper than makeup.
I'm gonna just try doing this beauty guru technique.
Nah. It still looks like trash, fam.
I'm gonna contour my nose a little bit,
because I hate the shape of my nose.
Actually, my nose is really small.
I don't know why I'm contouring it.
I actually want to get a nose job
so I can make it bigger.
Like, I just hate my profile.
Fun fact about me.
While we're at it, I'll just be extra and contour
all the little crevices of my face
that I secretly hate, as well.
Hell, yeah. Alrighty b--s.
I don't know what I'm doing.
[burp]
Do I take "Smoke N Whistles" by Colourpop?
Or do I take "Flexitarian?"
I think . . . Oooh, I think "Smoke N Whistles"
is calling my name.
I'm not the biggest fan of Colourpop highlighters,
just because I feel like they turn really glittery
by the end of the day.
My favorite highlighter
will forever remain the OFRA one.
I mean, I know these are the Super Shock ones.
I haven't tried their best ones.
I actually have their highlighter palette.
Like the first highlighter palette they came out with.
But I haven't tried it. I've literally had it for like a year,
and I haven't tried it.
Just because I can't resist,
I'm gonna put the OFRA Highlighter in Rodeo Drive
on top of it.
Octoly is sending me their highlighter
in the shade "Blissful," and I'm so excited.
If you don't know Octoly, it's like,
if you make YouTube videos
and you have a certain amount of subscribers,
then you can sign up to get free products.
And all you have to do is just give an honest review.
They don't care if it's positive or negative.
They're not gonna contact you
if it's negative, or whatever.
They just want an honest review.
Link in the bio.
Yep. Yeah, boy.
Now that we're frickin' poppin' as sh--,
we're gonna cake on some mascara.
I've been currently obsessed with the
Essence Volume Stylist Lash Extension Mascara.
It's the purple one.
I also love the Essence purple Lash Princess.
This one is mad dry, and this one is wicked wet. Moist.
I wish they would make a healthy medium.
Because this one is such a dry formula,
like, drier than the Better Than Sex,
drier than a grandma p--.
But that one is wetter than, like,
wetter than Kim Kardashian, basically.
When I put on mascara, it is a really spiritual experience.
It's a religious experience, honestly.
Very strategic, and it's very personal,
very sentimental to me.
I need to make sure that I'm doing it perfectly.
I do it slowly. I do a lot of coats,
because I want my eyelashes to break the f-- off.
I literally do three coats of mascara
every single f-ing day. But . . .
I have been trying out this lash serum. I'll go grab it.
This is GrandeLASH-MD Lash Enhancing Serum.
They sell it at Sephora, but Octoly sent me mine.
Honestly, when I ordered it, my mom's like,
"That's just gonna make your eyelashes fall out.
Why would you just order something
from Octoly without . . . "
And I was like, "Maybe we can get a good lawsuit
out of it." So like,
either my eyelashes get longer,
or I get a sh-- ton of money.
I've been using this on my brows
and on my eyelashes,
and a lot of you guys have been saying
my brows look way better.
And I'm filling them in the same way that I usually do.
They're just so much thicker
and they're easier to fill in, basically.
Which, honestly? Lifesaver!
My eyelashes have gotten a little bit longer,
but honestly, I think they're just maintaining
at a constant length.
Because I literally cake on four layers of mascara,
and then when I take it off,
I'm just basically taking off my entire eyelash.
So like, that's cool.
You know what? I do it for the Tube . . . the YouTube,
not for the RedTube.
If you don't know what RedTube is,
please don't Google it.
Or if you do, go on incognito.
I feel really bad for the kids at my school,
because they had to meet me at this time in my life,
where I'm going through such a hard time.
And so they think that this is what I'm actually like,
when, in fact, I am nothing like this.
I'm actually a relatively emotionally stable person.
That was kind of bulls--.
I'm actually a relatively like . . .
not quiet, but I can keep my emotions within myself.
But for some reason, recently, I've just like,
when there's a problem, I go and I talk about it.
And I don't know why.
They just like . . . everybody's met me
at just a wrong point in my life.
I wish that they could have met me
midway through last year, when I was doing well.
So that kind of sucks.
Because now they all think that I'm this
really emotional annoying piece of sh--.
And the annoying part, they got right.
Like, that doesn't change.
But I'm definitely not as emotional normally.
And it kind of sucks.
But hopefully, once I'm in the right mindset,
I can revisit those people
that are having some issues with me
and we can try and work things out.
But that's why I am a strong advocate
for education on mental health.
Because I think that when people don't know
about mental health, then they just
think that you're f-ing apesh--, which . . .
It's actually taken me like 10 minutes
to put on mascara. What am I telling you?
This is such a big deal to me.
Like, I need to make sure that
the outer lashes are really all coated,
and they're all super long.
And then, the inner lashes . . .
It has a nice gradual . . .
I don't know. I look like a f-ing spider
Hell, yeah. Oh hell, yeah.
Doesn't mascara . . . just like, don't I look so much
less crusty now? I am honestly ecstatic.
Erratic. Erotic. Haha. Get it? Because, like, p--?
I'm gonna go back into the OFRA Highlighter.
I'm gonna take a little brush.
This is the MUA 315 brush.
It definitely has brown eyeshadow on it,
but we'll just cry about it, honestly.
And I'm gonna put that on my inner corner.
Oh hell, yeah.
Get those golden eye boogers poppin!
And it actually looks like I have golden eye boogers.
I don't know. Should I do freckles or no?
I don't think I'm gonna do freckles.
Oh hell, yeah.
I feel a lot more cute now. I'll just be honest.
When I'm not wearing foundation,
I feel a thousand times cuter than
when I am wearing foundation.
I just feel like I can see everything
when I'm wearing foundation.
Whereas, right now, I still look like a f-ing toe.
Well, okay. Thank you guys so much for watching.
I'm sorry this was like a random a-- 20 minute video.
It's literally 21 minutes, so I'll probably edit it down
to like 5 minutes, but . . .
I just think it's sometimes nice to sit back
and chillax with you guys,
and have a real-life conversation about sh--.
It's basically me talking to an inanimate object
for like 20 minutes. Like, that's kind of weird.
But it's okay.
Love you guys!
Thank you guys so much for watching.
Please comment, rate, subscribe, and
keep on
getting ready with me!
Also, I feel like I don't say this enough, but
I love you guys so much.
I love each and every single one of you.
If you're having a bad day, you will get through it.
Things that make you unhappy are not worth your time.
So yeah. Bye.
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