THE DEMOCRATS WERE PROMISED
BY AFTER THEY AGREED TO GIVE UP ALL OF THEIR LEVERAGE AND VOTE
FOR THE REPUBLICAN BUDGET.
THE REPUBLICANS THEN LET THEM
HAVE A DEBATE, A HEARING ON IMMIGRATION, SO THAT IS WHERE
THEY CAN GO TO PROTECT THE DREAMERS AND DEMOCRATS WERE
QUITE EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
SENATOR CHRIS COONS, A DEMOCRAT
FROM MINNESOTA SAID:
SO EXCITED, WE'RE GOING TO GET A
DEBATE, GET TO TALK ABOUT IT, THERE'S GOING TO BE A BILL AND
AMENDMENTS AND FINALLY, IMMIGRATION REFORM, WHERE GOING
TO DO IT, ESPECIALLY DACA AND PROTECTING THE DREAMERS.
WELL,
TALKING POINTS MEMO REPORTING TODAY:
ONLY A COUPLE OF DAYS LEFT.
NOW THEY DEBATED HOW TO END OBAMA
CARE FOR MONTHS ON TOP OF MONTH, LET ALONE FOR YEARS UPON YEARS
WHERE THEY PROPOSED AND PASSED THAT LEGISLATION IN THE HOUSE
BUT WHEN IT COMES TO IMMIGRATION REFORM, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU
HAVE A COUPLE OF DAYS AND COME TO FIND OUT THAT THE DEMOCRATS
WERE SHOCKED AND CHAGRINED BUT FIRST, A QUOTE FROM MITCH
MCCONNELL RUBBING IT IN:
IN OTHER WORDS, HALF.
I SAID
THAT I WOULD GIVE YOU A CHANCE
TO PROPOSE YOUR BILL.
I DID NOT TELL YOU HOW LONG WE WERE GOING
TO CONSIDER IT.
WE ARE ONLY GOING TO CONSIDER FOR A COUPLE
OF DAYS AND THEY SHUT THE THING DOWN.
IDIOTS.
SUCKERS.
I LIVED
UP TO MY COMMITMENT.
NOW THE DEMOCRATS ARE IN A PANIC.
THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN GET THAT BILL DOWN IN A COUPLE OF DAYS
AND BY THE WAY, THE DREAMERS START GETTING DEPORTED MARCH
BIT.
NOW THE SENATE, AS ALWAYS, AS USUAL IS GOING TO BE ON BREAK
NEXT WEEK.
THEY ARE ALMOST ALWAYS ON BREAKS YOU HAVE A
COUPLE OF DAYS AND THAT'S IT.
THEY START DEPORTING PEOPLE.
THE SENATE DEMOCRATIC AIDE SAYS:
YOU MORONS.
YOU PATHETIC WEASELS.
WHAT DID WE TELL YOU?
MITCH MCCONNELL, MAN OF HIS WORD HE WAS REALLY GOING TO GIVE YOU
A FULL HEARING?
NO.
IT WAS ALWAYS A TRICK.
RIGHT NOW IN
THE HOUSE PAUL RYAN IS GETTING PRESSURE TO DO A MORE DRACONIAN
IMMIGRATION BILL, NOT LESS.
MORE.
YOU KNOW THEY ARE GOING
TO DO SO THEY'RE GOING TO SAY IF YOU WANT JUST A TEMPORARY PASTOR
DREAMERS FOR THREE YEARS WHICH EXPIRES LATER, WE WANT A
PERMANENT BAN ON FAMILY-BASED IMMIGRATION, SO IN ORDER TO SAVE
THE DREAMERS FOR THREE YEARS, WE WANT A PERMANENT BAN ON LEGAL
IMMIGRATION WAS MONEY FOR THE WALL, PLUS MORE ICE AGENTS TO
DEPORT PEOPLE AND PLUS ENDING SANCTUARY CITIES.
ABSOLUTELY TO
CONEY AND GOT THERE LIKE DEBATE THIS.
CAN ANYONE REALLY BE THAT
NAœVE AND STUPID?
THEY KNEW THE REPUBLICANS WERE GOING TO SCREW
THEM THEY ARE NOT SCREWING THE DEMOCRATS, THEY ARE FINE.
THEIR
SUPER COMFORTABLE.
THERE SCREAMING THE DREAMERS AND
ACTUAL PROGRESSIVES WHO CARED ABOUT THE ISSUE BUT WHAT IS THE
LAST TIME DEMOCRATS CARED ABOUT THAT?
SO HERE IS SENATOR JOHN
CORNYN NUMBER TWO SENATE REPUBLICAN RUBBING IT IN.
HEY, WE
JUST GIVE YOU A COUPLE OF DAYS AND WITHIN THE LAST
COUPLE OF HOURS, WHEN WE SPRUNG THIS ON YOU YOU DIDN'T HAVE A
PROPOSAL READY.
TICK-TOCK, TICK-TOCK, CLOCK IS TICKING, YOU
ONLY HAVE TWO DAYS LEFT AND THEN WE END THIS AND START DEPORTING
PEOPLE.
IDIOT DEMOCRATS, THERE RUBBING IN YOUR FACE.
WHAT YOU
THINK WE WERE GOING TO BE FAIR AND OPEN?
NO, WE'RE GOING TO
PLAY TRICK LIKE WE ALWAYS DO AND THEN YOU GO OUT THERE AND DO
YOUR JOB AND YOUR JOB IS TO SAY IN FRONT OF ALL OF THE CAMERAS,
BUT THERE WAS NOTHING WE COULD DO.
SO TRUE TO FORM, HERE COMES
SENATOR DICK DURBIN, THE SECOND LEADING DEMOCRAT IN THE SENATE,
GOD HELP US.
HE SAYS:
HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU, DICK?
HE PLAYED YOU FOR A FULL
BUT ONLY FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME IN A ROW.
HEY ALL OF YOU, WHY
DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT IT.
YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT
PROGRESSIVES, YOU NEVER CARE ABOUT POLICY POSITIONS.
ALL YOU
CARE ABOUT IS YOUR OWN POWER AND PRIVILEGE.
AND IN THE MIDST OF
THAT DEBATE, I TOLD YOU GUYS A STORY HEAVILY REPORTED THAT THE
THING THAT THE DEMOCRATS WERE MOST UPSET ABOUT AND WHY THEY
SHUT THE GOVERNMENT DOWN FOR JUST THREE DAYS.
REPUBLICANS
AND DEMOCRATS COULDN'T COME TO AN AGREEMENT.
DEMOCRATS DID
THEIR GROUND FOR JUST THREE DAYS WHY?
THEY WERE MAD THAT THE
REPUBLICANS HAD NOT PROPERLY CONSULTED THEM.
SO IT WAS NEVER
ABOUT YOU, YOUR PRIORITIES, THE VOTERS.
AND WHEN THE
REPUBLICANS CONSULTED THEM AND PROMISED THEM THAT THEIR ISSUES
WOULD BE ADDRESSED AT A LATER TIME AFTER THEY GIVE THEM THEIR
BOATS TODAY THE DEMOCRATS SET OF COURSE, COURSE.
DON'T THREATEN
THE MARKETS.
ALL MY DONORS ARE ALL INCREDIBLY RICH AND ALL
THEIR MONEY IS IN THE STOCK MARKET.
I CAN'T HAVE A
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN.
I CAN'T HAVE THE DEBT FEELING UPLIFTED.
THAT WOULD AFFECT THE BELOVED MARKETS.
VOTERS?
YOU KNOW WHAT,
DICK DURBIN FIND OUT TODAY THAT MITCH MCCONNELL IS NOT FAIR TO
HIM, THAT HE DID NOT DELIVER ON THE PROMISES AS HE EXPLAINED AND
HE IS SURPRISED FOR THE 89TH TIME IN A ROW.
EITHER DICK
DURBIN IS INCREDIBLY STUPID, ONE OF THE DUMBEST GUYS IN THE
COUNTRY WERE MUCH MORE LIKELY HE'S PAID TO LOSE BY HIS DONORS
AND PROBABLY HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT.
HE IS LIKE I DON'T
KNOW, EVERYBODY I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH COME BECAUSE I WAS
RAISING MONEY FOR FIVE HOURS A DAY.
HEY MILLIONAIRE,
BILLIONAIRE WHAT YOU THINK?
THE MARKET, I AM NOT SHOWING THE
MARKET DOWN, THE RICH DON'T WANT IT SHUT DOWN.
THOSE YOUR
DONORS.
I NEVER GOT A CHECK FROM A DREAMER, I WILL GET TO
THEM LATER.
MITCH O'CONNELL LIED TO ME.
GOLLY GEE, I'VE
BEEN TRICKED AGAIN.
THESE DEMOCRATS ARE THE WORST OF THE
WORST.
AT LEAST YOU SEE THE REPUBLICANS, UNLESS YOU ARE
DEMOCRAT DEMOCRATIC SENATOR OR PRETENDING TO BE ONE YOU
SEE THE REPUBLICANS COMING AT YOU FROM THE FRONT.
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