Fucking...
Bitch!
Hi, Dyke.
Fuck you, Goldilocks!
Hey! What are you doing?
Hi, Lesbo.
Is something wrong, Muff Queen?
There sure is.
I'm really sick and tired of being called a
fucking lesbian!
Oh and why is that, Marcia?
Well today at school
all the kids found out about me and Molly
and I'm so fucking pissed, I can't even talk about it.
Shit!
Marcia?
What?
What's this about you being caught?
Did they really catch you bumping fuzz, honey?
Well, it's a long story
but, I'll tell you.
I was caught
fingering Molly Webber
in the girl's gym locker room.
Well, was she good?
No, but that's not the point, Mom.
Well, what the fuck is?
Well, Dad, it's just that Molly is a
fucking slut, she has crabs, hairy pits
a smelly ass, bad breath, oily hair, waxy ears
and she dresses disgusting.
Well, just try to change her.
Yeah, but did I mention the
gonorrhea, diarrhea, dripping snot
lice, warts and the glass eye?
Well, I agree with your Mom. Try to change her.
Yeah, but did I also mention
the bladder problem, the hairy ass, the saggy tits
the body odor, the moustache, the big feet
the soggy snatch, the swollen gums, the articifial leg
the braces, the zits, the syphilis and the gangrene?
I don't know what all the fuss is about.
Your mother had the same exact thing.
- Really? - Really!
When I was younger, your father found me
I looked exactly the same way you just described
and your father changed me and that's...
So you think I should change her?
Yeah, bring her over. We'll change her.
Dont be nervous, Molly.
Shwewwhip!
Guys, this is Molly...
my lesbian lover.
Jesus Christ!
What the hell!
Fuck me!
We'll be fucking upstairs.
OK.
Goodbye.
Jesus Christ, she could do better than that.
Her last girlfriend was better.
Ehh... Gimme the fucking ball.
Is that Marcia's lover?
Yes. And that's why we're studying down here
so we can give them the room, so they can be alone.
OK.
Hi guys. This is Molly my lesbian lover.
Nice to meet you, Molly
You better keep your hands off of her, Cindy.
I'll try but it will be tough.
Hiya honey, what's cookin'?
No no no, that's for Marcia's lesbian lover not for your stomach.
All right.
Mom... Dad...
This is Molly
my lesbian lover.
- Oh, hi Molly. - Hi Molly.
Hello.
We're gonna go upstairs and uh...
- Ah we know... - The weed is in the cabinet.
Thank you, Mam.
No problem.
Nice meeting you, Mam.
Come on Molly, let's go.
- You fucking idiot! - You dumb dyke.
- Marcia, where'd you get this fucking friend from? - You're such a fucking idiot.
Jerk!
Get the fuck outta here!
God!
What an idiot.
Kind of reminds me of you, when you were younger.
Shit!
Marcia, I didn't have an orgasm.
That's alright, Molly. Niether did I.
Why do you think that is, though? Why can't I cum when I'm with you?
I don't understand.
I know why. I just figured it out. It's cuz you're so fucking ugly.
But I was born that way.
But I can change you.
I really can.
Well, how do you know that? Everyone's tried to change me.
But no one's succeeded with it.
It's terrible.
But I'm different, Molly. I know that I can do it.
Let's try.
Really? Do you think so?
I'll try it. I'm willing to try anything.
But nothing ever works.
But I'm sure I can do it this time. (ump)
Don't bullshit me.
I can change you, Molly. Take off your glasses.
OK.
See, you have beautiful eyes! You're gorgeous without your glasses.
You really think so, Marcia? You really think so?
I don't know. I'm kind of scared. (laughs)
No really. When I'm through with you, you'll be beautiful.
Really?
Yes, really.
Let's go start working to it right now.
OK, Marcia, thank you so much.
Anything for you, Molly. I love you.
Good posture's really important, Molly.
Keep it up.
Oh shit!
Ooooh nice beaver!
Oh stop it, Marcia.
- Come on, let me lick your bush, come on ple... - No. No.
- You really do help. - Ow!
- You really do have pretty hair, Molly. You know that? - Ow, Marcia, you're hurting me.
Shut up.
(Donna Summers - Hot Stuff plays)
Hi boys!
- Oh! - How ya doin?
Holy shit!
Fucking the beaver!
- Jesus fucking... - Cock!
Holy shit!
Boy, are you great!
Holy shit, I'd sure like to fuck her!
- Fucking shit. - I'd like to stick my cock in that, huh!
- Wow! Look out! - Beaver!
Molly? How about a quick blow in the office?
No thanks, Michael.
Hi girls, where's Marcia?
Whoa, you look great, Molly!
Thanks, thanks.
- I'd like to fuck you. - Me too.
Alright girls, get the hell out
get the hell out. We have business to do, if you know what I mean.
Let's go, Cindy
Yeah, but can't I join in?
Out!
- Jesus Christ! - I got the new book.
- Really, with the positions in it? - Yeah!
Oh Marcia, I love you.
Let me see the position that you chose for us to do.
What do you think about this one?
- Ah huh huh... - Mmmm...
- Hi honey. - Hi.
What's wrong?
Well are you gonna tell me what happened at school today, or what?
Yeah, yeah. Listen to all this shit, alright.
What? What happened?
Oh God. Well...
What is it?
Well... Today in school
Molly looked so good looking after I made her over
that all the guys were looking at her and saying how hot she was.
So what's wrong with that?
What's wrong with that?
She wants to turn straight now.
And this Army guy from the Army or something, asked her out!
I'm so sorry.
Why does this have to happen to me?
I don't know who she thinks she is.
I don't understand her at all.
She thinks she's such hot shit.
I'm the prettiest girl in school.
- Yeah, well... - And I can do whatever I want at any time.
Who needs Molly Webber?
She wants to turn straight? She can turn straight.
- Well hey goo you by. - Well on the other hand
I could always get a new girl.
- I mean I am so pretty. - Well I'm sure you could.
Could you shut up, Mom, please?
You know, I'm doing the talking here and I'm really upset.
- Well. - Shut up! I'm talking.
No one messes with me.
- I'm gonna tell her in school tomorrow. - Whoa whoa, definitely.
But then again, I do miss Molly.
- Nope! I'm telling her, tomorrow in school. - You do that dear.
Now let's suck face, Mom.
Oh ho well uh...
Bye.
- Marcia! Marcia! - What?
Check this out!
- There's this new girl that likes you. - Who is it?
- This girl, Michelle Pfeiffer, she wants you. - I'm not interested.
Why not?
You have to get off this Molly thing.
She's beautiful this new girl, and she really likes you a lot
and she wants to go out with you.
But, I'm not interested.
Why not? Don't be stupid. She's beautiful.
She has blonde hair.
Really? She's that pretty?
Yes! Would I bullshit you?
- Are you serious? - Yes, I'm serious!
It's true. You don't understand.
You don't understand. She's beautiful.
Well, you know, Jan...
I appreciate it, but she's still not Molly.
Oh, come on.
I can't do it. I just can't do it.
Why not?
Because I'm in love with Molly.
And I really want her back.
- It's so unfair. - But you're not gonna get her back
Face it, she's with that Army guy.
But you never know. She could always turn gay again.
Oh come off it, will ya?
I don't know what to do.
I'm so puzzled.
Hi girls, what's up?
I'll tell you what's up. Those socks, they're up over your head.
and we were just making fun of you.
- Oh shut the fuck up, bitch! - Bitch!
Oh my God. Here's Molly. I'm gonna talk to her.
Hi Molly, how are you?
Oh, hi Marcia. Like my ass in this skirt?
You know I love it.
Oh ho, I bet you wish you can have it, don't you?
But since I'm going out with Sergeant Generon...
I know. I'm jealous. Can you please dump him?
No. I'm straight now, Marcia, and you better get used to it.
Please, Molly, I'll do anything for you, anything.
Oh, really?
Anything all all. I really would. I love you
and I miss you and I need you back.
Oh, well that's just tough shit. When you had me, you neglected me...
and now that I'm not there, you can't have me.
That's not true and you know it.
Oh, fuck you. You'll never have me again.
Never!
And I mean it.
- I'm prettier than you are. - Oh, is that so?
Yes, that's so. And Sergeant Generon treats me very nicely. And I like penises!
So fuck off!
Well!
I never! You're just a fucking bitch!
Well fuck you cuz it looks like you're the one that's suffering, isnt it?
I'm having a good time... Getting stuck every night.
I'm not suffering. I have Cindy back.
Well, you can take Cindy and her fucking pigtails.
Later!
Oh! Little bitch!
Hi, Marcia. Your girlfriend Molly was just here.
She broke up with me!
Come in.
Hi, Greg. How are ya? Whatcha doin?
Nothing, Jan. What do you want?
Well, I ran out of toilet paper. Do you have something I can use?
Yeah, here.
What are you gonna give me?
I got some pieces of paper.
Oh, that should do it.
Say, Jan, I've noticed the way you've been looking at me.
What do you mean?
You know exactly what I mean.
Well, I'm a little shy, but yeah, I do think you're getting cute.
No shit.
We're not really brothers and sisters, you know.
I know. We could have sex anytime we want.
It would be great. You would love it.
It really would, wouldn't it?
Yeah! You wouldn't even think twice about having it with me.
- Uh huh huh, I'll see you later, Greg. - Yes.
Later, hon.
(groan)
Hi, Marcia. Here's the paper you wanted.
Thanks a lot, Jan.
Hey, what do you think of me and Greg?
I had Greg once. I was so sore, I couldn't walk for a week.
Mom? Dad? I have a problem, maybe you can help me with.
What is it, honey?
Well, one of the reasons that Molly broke up with me is because
I can't really dance the waltz like she likes to dance.
But you're a very good dancer, honey. What's wrong with you?
Yeah, but I dance like this... (snap) (snap)
and she likes dancing the waltz and I just don't know how to dance like she does.
Well, I'm sure I could teach you how, honey.
I'm sure I could, too!
Why don't you teach me, Deney Terrio?
Whoa! Deney Terrio!
Ha ha, OK check it out, I put the radio on and you'll teach me, alright?
Be careful, Michael.
Careful's my middle name.
Woo hoo!
After you, Carol.
Thank you, honey!
Check it out, Marcia. Check it out.
I'm tellin ya, you guys are good!
You know it.
- Woo hoo! - Wow, Mr Brady, you are something else, huh?
Thank you, Alice!
Ha ha.
Woo!
- After you, honey. Cutie pie! - Oh, I got it!
All right!
Come a little closer, huh?
Good! Good!
You're doin it! You're doin it!
You're doin it. She's good, huh?
- And Alice! - Whoa, Mr Brady!
Alice, you beaver!
Check it out.
- (moans of pleasure) - Open the door, you dyke.
- Come on. - What are you doin in there?
- The hell is she doin in there? - I don't know.
- Will you open the door? - Sounds like a vibrator to me.
- What a dyke. - Yeah, she's got the vibrator out.
Jesus Christ, ever since she broke up with Molly, she hasn't been the same.
Well, don't look at me.
Oh, I'm a dyke, check it out, I'm a dyke.
Oh, Molly.
Yeah, and I'm a dyke, too.
- But, I've got great posture. - Ha ha ha.
You suck at this.
Oh, I'm a dyke, I'm a dyke! Fuck me! Suck me! Lick me! Lick me!
- Shut up! - Cut the shit!
You idiot.
Ladies...
This is a test, that you have to prove to the faculty of this school
why one of you should not be expelled from school.
Now since we've found out you were lesbians, you've been failing your classes,
And we figure, if one of you leave this school, this will not happen.
So, I want to hear from both of you why you should stay in school.
Molly?
Thank you.
Mr Watkins, there's plenty of reasons why I should stay in school.
Even though I'm a lesbian, and Marcia did have a big part of me failing my classes
because i couldn't keep my mind off her...
I think I should stay in school for the simple reason
that I am the most beautiful girl in the school now
and Marcia's ugly.
And I really think that you should keep me in school.
I think you should keep me in school because
I am really much better looking than Molly
and my snatch is a lot wetter than hers
- because all the teachers tell me so. - You're a liar.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Pretty good, huh?
It was pretty good. Sure uh.
Yeah, the other one. Nice legs on the other one.
I liked the tits on the other one, huh?
- The bra is too tight. - Yeah, but her tits are bigger.
Ha, but the legs.
The legs on the one with the blue shirt.
All right, all right, come on.
Thank you, ladies.
I'll make my decision now on which one of you will be expelled from school.
You both did good.
But one did better.
And I'm sorry to say
that the loser will have to be expelled from school.
It was a tough decision like I said
and one of you could win
and... up to the speeches, it was even.
But...
(exhales) Molly, you can stay.
Marcia, you must go.
Woo hoo!
Congratulations!
Thank you so much, Mr Watkins.
Oh...
I'm gonna go to my room. I don't feel that good.
See ya later.
Hmmm.
- Honey... - Yeah?
You know you're just not the same since Molly left.
I know, Dad.
But, honey, why?
Well, it's just that I love Molly so much. I can't take that she's with that Army guy.
I got kicked out of school. Oh, it's no use.
(door knocks)
I'll get it.
- Molly! - Hi, Marcia.
What are you doing here, Molly?
Well, I came back for you. I couldn't take it anymore.
I missed you so much.
Yeah, but what about your Army man?
I figured we could all share each other, Marcia.
I'd really like that, a lot.
Well, OK Molly.
Do you want to meet him?
- I brought him here... - I sure do.
Hello, Marcia. How are you?
Wow! He's gorgeous!
- I'd love for him to fuck me. - Yes, I know that.
And I would really love to stick my penis inside of you, Marcia.
- You turn me on so. - I'd love that!
Me, too.
Marcia...
the both of you, in my bed, would just be heaven to me
and I really would love it.
Wow!
You really turn me on, girls.
Thank you so much, Colonel. Hold on a second.
Oh, isn't it great, Marcia?
Oh wow!
Hold on!
- Oh my God! - Oh shit.
Shit!
I'm sorry. The bedroom's up this way.
I'm so nervous, I never had a man before.
That's cool.
The hell?
I don't know.
Mmmm...
Marcia, come back in your own house.
I'm so sorry, the bedroom is up this way. God, am I nervous.
You silly dyke, you.
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