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Species of Saorsa IV - Duration: 29:55.
Hey again! It's time for our final episode of the species
of Saorsa, so who do we get to meet this week? First off, the Nogitsune! These foxlike creatures
are magical in nature and require a steady diet of aetheric energy to survive.
Where this becomes a problem is that these Nogitsune aren't able to digest just raw, straight up
aetheric energy, so instead they require that it be processed first by other creatures,
such as how carnivores require a herbivore to process the nutrients in grass by converting
it into meat, or how the herbivores can't process raw solar energy and must eat plants.
So what does that mean for our rather fluffy magical friends here? Well... it means they're
basically vampiric in nature. The Nogitsune siphon off energy directly from another individual's
soul, feeding directly from this ready-made source of soul energy which they themselves,
as spirits, are incapable of producing on their own.
To make matters more complex for the Nogitsune, the efficiency of transferrance is directly
proportional to the bond between the two. You know that thing that's said about two
lovers become one shared soul? Well... yeah, that's actually a bit more accurate to reality in
Saorsa than you might think. Were a Nogitsune to attempt to feed off an
unwilling participant, the energy drained would be exceptionally low in nutritional
value, as well as highly inefficient in transferrence. Essentially, it'd taste awful, wouldn't be
very filling, and deal great harm to whoever she's feeding off of. All around a pretty
bad deal for everyone involved. So... with this in mind, the Nogitsune have
developed a variety of adaptations to allow their survival. One of the most basic of these
is exceptionally powerful, innate illusionary magics, as well as limited shapeshifting capability.
Occasionally you'll hear the tale of someone who found out their wife of forty years turned
out to be a Nogitsune, and never had they once suspected such.
Which leads us directly into Nogitsune culture - the vast majority of the time, Nogitsune
tend to avoid one another. There's no real advantage to being close with another of their
kind. Not only can they not feed upon each other, they also can't breed with one another,
and even being near each other increases the risk of detection... and that's BAD, given
how their vampiric nature is typically resented by most everyone else.
So what kind of a culture do these fox-women have? In particular, they adapt and assimilate
into other cultures with incredible speed and ease, slipping into whatever role happens
to be available to them with great enthusiasm. In fact, the Nogitsune relish and savour other
cultures with such intensity that it's actually quite common for the most influential members
of a society to be Nogitsune, even, nay, especially members of their churches and faiths.
The Nogitsune are naturally attracted towards large congregations of people, despite the
inherent risks associated with such. Even just being present in a room of heated emotions,
of joy, of lust, of worship, it all produces an ambient energy flow which invigorates the
Nogitsune -- especially if the eyes of the masses all fall upon her.
From religious leaders to opera singers to housewives, the Nogitsune trend towards being
exceptionally devoted to whatever their food source enjoys most. No matter where they go,
there's no denying that these are, indeed, highly social animals.
The very breeding nature of the Nogitsune is special as well, in that they're incapable
of producing offspring with another of their kind. Nogitsune are all female, with there
being no males of their species whatsoever. So long as intense enough of an emotional
connection is maintained, the Nogitsune is able to siphon off enough soul energy to create
her offspring. This intense bond is typically created in the traditional method, and most
often Nogitsune will trend towards a single male lover in order to cultivate the intensity
of that bond and avoid any awkward questions, but there's no real limitation for their species
- they can breed with any creature, male or female or otherwise, so long as that creature
has a soul to feed upon in ample amount. Meaning the one species the Nogitsune can't breed
with, is their own kind. More than this, though rare, it's quite fully
possible for a Nogitsune to become pregnant from ingesting a heavy enough dose of soul
energy from an ambient source, such as a crowd of the most religiously devout, so long as
she's the central icon they're connected to. This has led to several odd virgin births,
as it were, upon a few different planets by Nogitsune who have, shall we say, eaten for
two. Or four. It's quite common for Nogitsune to have several children at a time, all of
which will be Nogitsune like she is, and all of which will be female.
Upon birth, the young Nogitsune kits will naturally be cloaked in an illusionary guise
to make them appear as whichever species' soul energy was used to grant them life in
the first place. This natural adaptation keeps others from inquiring of their young's origins,
and Nogitsune mothers tend to be highly possessive of their children, typically disallowing others
to so much as touch their young.
There are, however, some traits which are practically
universal among the Nogitsune and could be loosely conceived of as a
culture of sorts. For example, Nogitsune in general have a distaste for
revealing more information about themselves than need be provided. To a Nogitsune,
the purpose of language is to express a concept, to elicit emotional response,
or to convey meaning. Context is of little to no value outside of the
capacity to understand the intended message.
Due to this belief, Nogitsune are typically viewed as notorious pathological
liars. It's not uncommon for an individual Nogitsune to
spin tale after tale fraught with hyperbole and outright fabrication.
Her goal is not to provide accurate details, as those are of little importance
to the story, but to clearly express the meaning behind the story.
Ah, for example...
You planted that arboretum didn't you? From my windowsill
to the pantry, the lush growth is wondrous! True, it' s difficult to get at the flour now, and the stream which crosses through
the dining room does make it difficult to find room for the chairs,
but oh the scent and the colour! So vibrant!
This is one of the most tell-tale signs that one is speaking with a Nogitsune:
the overly dramatic exaggeration of nearly every statement made. In
the above example she makes it clear that she enjoys the flowers and she's
certain she knows who placed them upon her windowsill. She also cities
two scenarios where the vase has gotten in her way a little bit, but
that she's alright with such due to how nice they smell and look. Almost the entirety of everything to a word which has been said
is false, but each phrase is chosen to present a clear subtext of her thoughts on the matter.
The religion of the Nogitsune is also universal, a seemingly genetic memory
passed down from mother to daughter without need for communication in any traditional
sense. To each and all, The Lady, a vast and timeless entity which takes the shape of a
golden furred Nogitsune with one thousand tails, each stretching out to curl around
a different world, is ever present.
Such is it that each Nogitsune innately knows of this religious belief, and yet it doesn't
clash with any other beliefs they hold. Truly, a Nogitsune can blend seamlessly into the
religion of her surrounding culture with ease, and her knowledge of The Lady doesn't interfere,
but only amplifies what other religious belief she comes to hold.
For the physical capabilities of the Nogitsune,
these creatures are spirits, rather than being entirely corporeal in nature. Their physical
manifestation is that of a humanoid fox with several tails. Additional tails act as anchors
to reality for these spirits, allowing them to manifest more of their latent powers. Unlike
the other species of Saorsa, the bulk of the Nogitsunes' special talents are locked behind
the limitations of their tails, restricting their overall capabilities until they grow
beyond a certain range of power. Once a new tail has been earned, however, the Nogitsune
possesses a greater range of innate abilities she can tap into.
An example of this would be the Nogitsune
ball; a sliver of her spiritual essence siphoned off and kept separate from her own personal
being. She's able to control this bright white ball of energy with an outer field which corresponds
to the Nogitsune's current emotional state. While in control of the ball, she can use
it to channel spells through it though it were a spell focus, increase the range of
her spells, or to use it for ranged attacks as though she were physically touching the target herself.
Another innate form of Nogitsune power is that of her natural weapons. Her retractable
claws are made of an aetherically charged form of calcium which exists upon both in
the physical and astral planes at the same time. Similar to Dragons, Nogitsune are also
able to breathe fire, though shorter in range, the Nogitsune's foxfire is available for unlimited uses as she so desires.
Known in particular for their agile grace, the Nogitsune's very movements are best described
as being practically a dance, each step and motion carefully choreographed for flawless precision.
So exacting is the nature of this dance, that it can be used in combat to exceptional
effect, weaving through a sea of attacks with nary a scratch left upon her.
That the Nogitsune possess many tails is not
lost upon them, either, and they may well employ them as weapons of war, strapping a
blade to each and expanding their endless dance into the species-specific fighting style
known as The Thousand Blades, attacking enemies from many directions at once and then falling
back amidst a flurry of parries from their multitude of weapons. Relying upon elusive
maneuvers, illusion and misdirection all interwoven, it can prove quite difficult to land even
a single blow upon a grandmistress of the thousand blades.
Even unarmed, the Nogitsune are not without
defenses, their venomous bite which both sedates a target and vastly increases their sensitivity
to physical touch is commonly used. Though originally an adaptation meant for breeding and feeding purposes, in
combat, the bite of a Nogitsune can amplify pain well beyond the thresholds capable of
being felt by mortal creatures, allowing for even a slight graze of a blade to feel as
though it were a grave, mortal wound.
The final major ability of the Nogitsune we'll cover here today, though not the last in their repertoire,
is the capacity for the Nogitsune to re-anchor herself to the corporeal world
with her tails. When nearing the point where she would lose her grasp on reality and phase
out of existence, essentially the point when other creatures would die, she may instead
choose to sacrifice one of her tails, the physical form vanishing and leaving behind
only an ethereal gaseous incandescent glow in its wake. By doing so, she's able to reinforce
her position and withstand even greater physical punishment before being forced to retreat
back to the astral realm to heal. Doing so comes with a price, however -- by sacrificing
a tail in this manner, she's sacrificing a portion of her spiritual energy, and even
magical healing won't restore her lost tail. She must needs feed again before she can reinfuse
her spirit with the energy reserves needed to maintain her lost tail, and until that
time, any additional benefits she would have gained from having the extra tail or tails,
should she so choose to sacrifice several, these benefits are lost until the tail or
tails are restored to their corporeal state once more.
Overall, the Nogitsune work very well with
flame and illusion alike, and blend into nearly any crowd, soon becoming the voice of the
crowd itself. They strike intensely strong emotional bonds with others, and get along
exceptionally well with nearly any species -- other species, however, often consider
their vampiric tendencies to be a blight upon society, and frequently seek to drive out
the Nogitsune once discovered. As such, it's not uncommon for a Nogitsune to spend her
entire life hidden behind a mask that the world never see her true form. It's becomming
a bit more accepted in recent years, however, for Nogitsune to reveal their true form upon
Saorsa, though many still choose to hide behind their illusions.
And that leads us to our last, but not least species of Saorsa: The Polaris.
These immense arachnids dwarf even the rather
robust Ferax in sheer size. Though commonly described as quiet and introspective, few
would call them gentle giants after witnessing them on the hunt. Make no mistake, the Polaris
are predators through and through.
The most notable physical form of the Polaris is their large, spiderlike lower torso; somewhat
vaguely akin to what one might expect from a centaur, except arachnid in nature. Large,
jade talons tip each of their legs, allowing for crossing many different surfaces with
speed and intent. Though large, the Polaris are anything but lumbering oafs, able to climb
vertically as quickly as they can make a dash across open ground. Their swiftness is legendary,
as is their silence -- except for when they choose to sing.
Upon the backs of the upper torsos of the
Polaris, are a series of stalks which may be raised, each pairing providing a different,
echoed voice. Each Polaris is capable of presenting an entire choir by themselves. Ventriloquism
is a commonly learned skill among the Polaris, and often they can reflect and redirect their
many voices off of nearby trees, or other hard surfaces, confusing and herding prey
into a web spun in advance, and then the Polaris simply descends and wraps up their prey.
Now, only the primary voice of a given Polaris
differs from those around them; the uniformity of their additional stalk-voices are often
used for additional context, echoing statements and thoughts along the way. These primary
voices are soft, silken and travel only a short distance, nearly a whisper. Calming
and sultry in nature, most other species describe the voice of the Polaris, male or female,
as giving a siren a run for her money.
The additional stalk voices are able to reach different frequencies and ranges, allowing
for a broader range of where they can reach, and ampitheatres are common constructs within
Polaris villages. Normally the Polaris prefer to remain quiet, speaking in hushed
tones so as not to chase off prey, and to be able to better tend to their webs, awaiting
the familiar tremor of snared prey, but the passtime of singing is one which is commonly
shared by the Polaris, with the etherial sound drawing prey forwards, rather than chasing it off most oft.
Out of all the traits which stand out of the Polaris though, is their duality of nature:
hailing from the world of Dichoterra, this hefty moon is slung between two larger planets,
one possessing a powerful electromagnetic field, the other a potent mananetic field.
Dichoterra circles these two worlds in a figure-eight style orbit, changing back and forth from
one field to the next, and as such, the Polaris have adapted a dual-brain to compensate. One
half of the Polaris's mind wakes as the other sleeps, two individuals inhabiting a single
body, destined never to meet directly with one another.
At least, such was the case upon their homeworld.
Drawn to Saorsa, the Polaris find both minds able to wake at the same time and interact
with one another, which can lead to a great deal of confusion to those who find themselves
upon the rehabilitation planet. Of the many oddities this entails, one of
the most notable is that individual Polarians tend to have their two halves study similar
fields, yet prefer different specializations from one another.
Though the two inhabit the same body, it's
generally considered ill to speak to one's other half directly. Instead, the large, ornate
horns upon the Polaris' heads are often used to leave messages from one to their other
half. Rarely do the two speak directly to one another, usually opting to have one sleep
while the other wakes so as not to step on each other's toes in a rather literal manner
due to the risk of conflicting desires of which body part to move at each given time.
The electric half of the Polaris, typically
most oft dominating during the day, are known for their sharp analytical and logical reasoning,
rarely allowing their more base and primal instincts to take over. They're often to the
point, wasting words rarely, if ever, and tend to be surprisingly brief in general.
Their speech often sounds to be more like they're speaking a broken attempt at language,
as if the inherent translation upon Saorsa had broken down; in actuality, they simply
don't bother to include anything beyond the most absolutely needed information.
The night, or aetheric Polaris, the second
mind of each, is quite a different story, however. Impassioned reasoning and desire
tends to flow far more freely from the aetheric brain, as does magic itself. It's not entirely
uncommon for the two halves of a Polarian to hold wildly different views on many topics,
to have separate mates, or even train in entirely separate tasks. In fact, some Polaris hold
two distinctly different classes when it comes to combat, training in each separately, though
it's far more common to have similar tastes with differences in how to apply such, such
as pursuing the same class but different specializations.
A defensive-oriented Polarian, for example, will trend towards using physical or magical
defenses depending upon which mind is in charge at a given time, but the overall defensive
preference will oft be shared between the two halves of the whole.
The religion of the Polaris encapsulates the
differences and the intertwined fates of both halves -- the idea of all Polaris being viewed
as a pair of strands of silk braided together as one and used to weave the tapestry of reality known as the Kismet.
This religious belief is not without merit, more of a descriptor of what is known of fate,
rather than a prescriptive element as in many religions and myths. Indeed, the concept of
destiny itself is viewed as a vast sea of multidimensional fabric, with each individual
attached to the grand tapestry via a strand of fate.
As a whole, it's viewed that each individual
is responsible for each other; to harm another is to harm one's own self, each strand being
woven in such intricate patterns that it can be nigh-impossible to predict how one's actions
will affect the weaving of the tapestry, but that good actions tend to return back to oneself
in time sooner or later.
While there are competing views among the Polaris as to the specific nature of what
the Kismet is, or what actions are deemed to be "good", there is no direct deity which
oversees such, at least according to the views of the Polaris themselves. This isn't to state
that the Polaris deny the existence of deities as a class of very powerful being, but they
view these entities as simply being larger pictures woven into the tapestry and built
of the same strands of fate, thereby making even the greatest gods of other species' religions
to appear as no more special than mortals beyond the number of strands they possess.
Drawn to Saorsa, the vast bulk of the Polaris
are in agreement with the concept of possessing a personal sin, though often such is viewed
through the lens of the fabric of the Kismet. Such a failing is viewed as a miswoven strand
of the strands of fate, an error not of the fabric but of the weaver herself. To understand
the error is to reduce the liklihood of future errors being enacted, and so most walk the
Path to Redemption without reservation. Some do, however, question whether such is the
best method of learning to properly weave the grand tapestry, and many of these will
seek out their own attempts at solving their issues of self with varying degrees of success.
The physical capabilities of the Polaris are
as considerable as their overbaring stature. From immense speed and climbing capacity to
their jade-tipped legs being able to punch through even solid metal unarmed in many cases,
the combat capacity of the Polaris is far from anything to scoff at.
Given their non-standard shape, with two torsoes
and a distinctively non-humanoid frame, it's beneficial, then, that the Polaris are able
to spin their own silk into a woven fibrous armour which can provide considerable physical
protection while providing a full range of motion for their flexible bodies as well.
That the Polaris already possess the chitinous plating of an exoskeleton in addition to such
only furthers their defensive capabilities.
With the Polaris being so much greater in scale than many other species, and possessing
a rear torso, it's quite common for the Polaris to allow a smaller member of their hunting
party to ride upon their back. Given that the Polaris tend to think of the world in
three dimensions, including the vertical, when it comes to mobility, this may lead to
the rider feeling perhaps a bit disoriented at the frequent and sudden shifts of elevation
and direction chosen.
The most interesting of abilities that the Polaris possess, however, are of their two
halves made whole, allowing for either half to pick a different specialization or prestige
class if so desired, as has been mentioned.
As the last of the species of Saorsa, the Polaris are quick, strong, and yet highly
adaptive. Quiet and blunt, they may not speak often, yet when they do, there's often a great
deal of thought which has been boiled down to a few, short words for maximum effect.
And with that, we've covered the last of the
playable core species of Saorsa! There are a few others which won't show up in the base
game, such as those reserved for expansion content due to being too similar to the core
species, such as the Kitsune, or those who aren't a playable species by default, such
as the Aeserians, due to their nature in relation to running Saorsa. Still, those will be spoken
of at another time, some point later on in the future.
For now, we're done here so I'm out. I'll see you next time!
For those curious, yes, the Nogitsune are based loosely upon Kitsune mythology.
Along with quite a few other mytho-based creatures in Saorsa, the idea is that the "real" version is slightly different from the retold mythical versions.
But in every good myth, there's a grain of salt.
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Species of Saorsa IV - Duration: 29:55.Hey again! It's time for our final episode of the species
of Saorsa, so who do we get to meet this week? First off, the Nogitsune! These foxlike creatures
are magical in nature and require a steady diet of aetheric energy to survive.
Where this becomes a problem is that these Nogitsune aren't able to digest just raw, straight up
aetheric energy, so instead they require that it be processed first by other creatures,
such as how carnivores require a herbivore to process the nutrients in grass by converting
it into meat, or how the herbivores can't process raw solar energy and must eat plants.
So what does that mean for our rather fluffy magical friends here? Well... it means they're
basically vampiric in nature. The Nogitsune siphon off energy directly from another individual's
soul, feeding directly from this ready-made source of soul energy which they themselves,
as spirits, are incapable of producing on their own.
To make matters more complex for the Nogitsune, the efficiency of transferrance is directly
proportional to the bond between the two. You know that thing that's said about two
lovers become one shared soul? Well... yeah, that's actually a bit more accurate to reality in
Saorsa than you might think. Were a Nogitsune to attempt to feed off an
unwilling participant, the energy drained would be exceptionally low in nutritional
value, as well as highly inefficient in transferrence. Essentially, it'd taste awful, wouldn't be
very filling, and deal great harm to whoever she's feeding off of. All around a pretty
bad deal for everyone involved. So... with this in mind, the Nogitsune have
developed a variety of adaptations to allow their survival. One of the most basic of these
is exceptionally powerful, innate illusionary magics, as well as limited shapeshifting capability.
Occasionally you'll hear the tale of someone who found out their wife of forty years turned
out to be a Nogitsune, and never had they once suspected such.
Which leads us directly into Nogitsune culture - the vast majority of the time, Nogitsune
tend to avoid one another. There's no real advantage to being close with another of their
kind. Not only can they not feed upon each other, they also can't breed with one another,
and even being near each other increases the risk of detection... and that's BAD, given
how their vampiric nature is typically resented by most everyone else.
So what kind of a culture do these fox-women have? In particular, they adapt and assimilate
into other cultures with incredible speed and ease, slipping into whatever role happens
to be available to them with great enthusiasm. In fact, the Nogitsune relish and savour other
cultures with such intensity that it's actually quite common for the most influential members
of a society to be Nogitsune, even, nay, especially members of their churches and faiths.
The Nogitsune are naturally attracted towards large congregations of people, despite the
inherent risks associated with such. Even just being present in a room of heated emotions,
of joy, of lust, of worship, it all produces an ambient energy flow which invigorates the
Nogitsune -- especially if the eyes of the masses all fall upon her.
From religious leaders to opera singers to housewives, the Nogitsune trend towards being
exceptionally devoted to whatever their food source enjoys most. No matter where they go,
there's no denying that these are, indeed, highly social animals.
The very breeding nature of the Nogitsune is special as well, in that they're incapable
of producing offspring with another of their kind. Nogitsune are all female, with there
being no males of their species whatsoever. So long as intense enough of an emotional
connection is maintained, the Nogitsune is able to siphon off enough soul energy to create
her offspring. This intense bond is typically created in the traditional method, and most
often Nogitsune will trend towards a single male lover in order to cultivate the intensity
of that bond and avoid any awkward questions, but there's no real limitation for their species
- they can breed with any creature, male or female or otherwise, so long as that creature
has a soul to feed upon in ample amount. Meaning the one species the Nogitsune can't breed
with, is their own kind. More than this, though rare, it's quite fully
possible for a Nogitsune to become pregnant from ingesting a heavy enough dose of soul
energy from an ambient source, such as a crowd of the most religiously devout, so long as
she's the central icon they're connected to. This has led to several odd virgin births,
as it were, upon a few different planets by Nogitsune who have, shall we say, eaten for
two. Or four. It's quite common for Nogitsune to have several children at a time, all of
which will be Nogitsune like she is, and all of which will be female.
Upon birth, the young Nogitsune kits will naturally be cloaked in an illusionary guise
to make them appear as whichever species' soul energy was used to grant them life in
the first place. This natural adaptation keeps others from inquiring of their young's origins,
and Nogitsune mothers tend to be highly possessive of their children, typically disallowing others
to so much as touch their young.
There are, however, some traits which are practically
universal among the Nogitsune and could be loosely conceived of as a
culture of sorts. For example, Nogitsune in general have a distaste for
revealing more information about themselves than need be provided. To a Nogitsune,
the purpose of language is to express a concept, to elicit emotional response,
or to convey meaning. Context is of little to no value outside of the
capacity to understand the intended message.
Due to this belief, Nogitsune are typically viewed as notorious pathological
liars. It's not uncommon for an individual Nogitsune to
spin tale after tale fraught with hyperbole and outright fabrication.
Her goal is not to provide accurate details, as those are of little importance
to the story, but to clearly express the meaning behind the story.
Ah, for example...
You planted that arboretum didn't you? From my windowsill
to the pantry, the lush growth is wondrous! True, it' s difficult to get at the flour now, and the stream which crosses through
the dining room does make it difficult to find room for the chairs,
but oh the scent and the colour! So vibrant!
This is one of the most tell-tale signs that one is speaking with a Nogitsune:
the overly dramatic exaggeration of nearly every statement made. In
the above example she makes it clear that she enjoys the flowers and she's
certain she knows who placed them upon her windowsill. She also cities
two scenarios where the vase has gotten in her way a little bit, but
that she's alright with such due to how nice they smell and look. Almost the entirety of everything to a word which has been said
is false, but each phrase is chosen to present a clear subtext of her thoughts on the matter.
The religion of the Nogitsune is also universal, a seemingly genetic memory
passed down from mother to daughter without need for communication in any traditional
sense. To each and all, The Lady, a vast and timeless entity which takes the shape of a
golden furred Nogitsune with one thousand tails, each stretching out to curl around
a different world, is ever present.
Such is it that each Nogitsune innately knows of this religious belief, and yet it doesn't
clash with any other beliefs they hold. Truly, a Nogitsune can blend seamlessly into the
religion of her surrounding culture with ease, and her knowledge of The Lady doesn't interfere,
but only amplifies what other religious belief she comes to hold.
For the physical capabilities of the Nogitsune,
these creatures are spirits, rather than being entirely corporeal in nature. Their physical
manifestation is that of a humanoid fox with several tails. Additional tails act as anchors
to reality for these spirits, allowing them to manifest more of their latent powers. Unlike
the other species of Saorsa, the bulk of the Nogitsunes' special talents are locked behind
the limitations of their tails, restricting their overall capabilities until they grow
beyond a certain range of power. Once a new tail has been earned, however, the Nogitsune
possesses a greater range of innate abilities she can tap into.
An example of this would be the Nogitsune
ball; a sliver of her spiritual essence siphoned off and kept separate from her own personal
being. She's able to control this bright white ball of energy with an outer field which corresponds
to the Nogitsune's current emotional state. While in control of the ball, she can use
it to channel spells through it though it were a spell focus, increase the range of
her spells, or to use it for ranged attacks as though she were physically touching the target herself.
Another innate form of Nogitsune power is that of her natural weapons. Her retractable
claws are made of an aetherically charged form of calcium which exists upon both in
the physical and astral planes at the same time. Similar to Dragons, Nogitsune are also
able to breathe fire, though shorter in range, the Nogitsune's foxfire is available for unlimited uses as she so desires.
Known in particular for their agile grace, the Nogitsune's very movements are best described
as being practically a dance, each step and motion carefully choreographed for flawless precision.
So exacting is the nature of this dance, that it can be used in combat to exceptional
effect, weaving through a sea of attacks with nary a scratch left upon her.
That the Nogitsune possess many tails is not
lost upon them, either, and they may well employ them as weapons of war, strapping a
blade to each and expanding their endless dance into the species-specific fighting style
known as The Thousand Blades, attacking enemies from many directions at once and then falling
back amidst a flurry of parries from their multitude of weapons. Relying upon elusive
maneuvers, illusion and misdirection all interwoven, it can prove quite difficult to land even
a single blow upon a grandmistress of the thousand blades.
Even unarmed, the Nogitsune are not without
defenses, their venomous bite which both sedates a target and vastly increases their sensitivity
to physical touch is commonly used. Though originally an adaptation meant for breeding and feeding purposes, in
combat, the bite of a Nogitsune can amplify pain well beyond the thresholds capable of
being felt by mortal creatures, allowing for even a slight graze of a blade to feel as
though it were a grave, mortal wound.
The final major ability of the Nogitsune we'll cover here today, though not the last in their repertoire,
is the capacity for the Nogitsune to re-anchor herself to the corporeal world
with her tails. When nearing the point where she would lose her grasp on reality and phase
out of existence, essentially the point when other creatures would die, she may instead
choose to sacrifice one of her tails, the physical form vanishing and leaving behind
only an ethereal gaseous incandescent glow in its wake. By doing so, she's able to reinforce
her position and withstand even greater physical punishment before being forced to retreat
back to the astral realm to heal. Doing so comes with a price, however -- by sacrificing
a tail in this manner, she's sacrificing a portion of her spiritual energy, and even
magical healing won't restore her lost tail. She must needs feed again before she can reinfuse
her spirit with the energy reserves needed to maintain her lost tail, and until that
time, any additional benefits she would have gained from having the extra tail or tails,
should she so choose to sacrifice several, these benefits are lost until the tail or
tails are restored to their corporeal state once more.
Overall, the Nogitsune work very well with
flame and illusion alike, and blend into nearly any crowd, soon becoming the voice of the
crowd itself. They strike intensely strong emotional bonds with others, and get along
exceptionally well with nearly any species -- other species, however, often consider
their vampiric tendencies to be a blight upon society, and frequently seek to drive out
the Nogitsune once discovered. As such, it's not uncommon for a Nogitsune to spend her
entire life hidden behind a mask that the world never see her true form. It's becomming
a bit more accepted in recent years, however, for Nogitsune to reveal their true form upon
Saorsa, though many still choose to hide behind their illusions.
And that leads us to our last, but not least species of Saorsa: The Polaris.
These immense arachnids dwarf even the rather
robust Ferax in sheer size. Though commonly described as quiet and introspective, few
would call them gentle giants after witnessing them on the hunt. Make no mistake, the Polaris
are predators through and through.
The most notable physical form of the Polaris is their large, spiderlike lower torso; somewhat
vaguely akin to what one might expect from a centaur, except arachnid in nature. Large,
jade talons tip each of their legs, allowing for crossing many different surfaces with
speed and intent. Though large, the Polaris are anything but lumbering oafs, able to climb
vertically as quickly as they can make a dash across open ground. Their swiftness is legendary,
as is their silence -- except for when they choose to sing.
Upon the backs of the upper torsos of the
Polaris, are a series of stalks which may be raised, each pairing providing a different,
echoed voice. Each Polaris is capable of presenting an entire choir by themselves. Ventriloquism
is a commonly learned skill among the Polaris, and often they can reflect and redirect their
many voices off of nearby trees, or other hard surfaces, confusing and herding prey
into a web spun in advance, and then the Polaris simply descends and wraps up their prey.
Now, only the primary voice of a given Polaris
differs from those around them; the uniformity of their additional stalk-voices are often
used for additional context, echoing statements and thoughts along the way. These primary
voices are soft, silken and travel only a short distance, nearly a whisper. Calming
and sultry in nature, most other species describe the voice of the Polaris, male or female,
as giving a siren a run for her money.
The additional stalk voices are able to reach different frequencies and ranges, allowing
for a broader range of where they can reach, and ampitheatres are common constructs within
Polaris villages. Normally the Polaris prefer to remain quiet, speaking in hushed
tones so as not to chase off prey, and to be able to better tend to their webs, awaiting
the familiar tremor of snared prey, but the passtime of singing is one which is commonly
shared by the Polaris, with the etherial sound drawing prey forwards, rather than chasing it off most oft.
Out of all the traits which stand out of the Polaris though, is their duality of nature:
hailing from the world of Dichoterra, this hefty moon is slung between two larger planets,
one possessing a powerful electromagnetic field, the other a potent mananetic field.
Dichoterra circles these two worlds in a figure-eight style orbit, changing back and forth from
one field to the next, and as such, the Polaris have adapted a dual-brain to compensate. One
half of the Polaris's mind wakes as the other sleeps, two individuals inhabiting a single
body, destined never to meet directly with one another.
At least, such was the case upon their homeworld.
Drawn to Saorsa, the Polaris find both minds able to wake at the same time and interact
with one another, which can lead to a great deal of confusion to those who find themselves
upon the rehabilitation planet. Of the many oddities this entails, one of
the most notable is that individual Polarians tend to have their two halves study similar
fields, yet prefer different specializations from one another.
Though the two inhabit the same body, it's
generally considered ill to speak to one's other half directly. Instead, the large, ornate
horns upon the Polaris' heads are often used to leave messages from one to their other
half. Rarely do the two speak directly to one another, usually opting to have one sleep
while the other wakes so as not to step on each other's toes in a rather literal manner
due to the risk of conflicting desires of which body part to move at each given time.
The electric half of the Polaris, typically
most oft dominating during the day, are known for their sharp analytical and logical reasoning,
rarely allowing their more base and primal instincts to take over. They're often to the
point, wasting words rarely, if ever, and tend to be surprisingly brief in general.
Their speech often sounds to be more like they're speaking a broken attempt at language,
as if the inherent translation upon Saorsa had broken down; in actuality, they simply
don't bother to include anything beyond the most absolutely needed information.
The night, or aetheric Polaris, the second
mind of each, is quite a different story, however. Impassioned reasoning and desire
tends to flow far more freely from the aetheric brain, as does magic itself. It's not entirely
uncommon for the two halves of a Polarian to hold wildly different views on many topics,
to have separate mates, or even train in entirely separate tasks. In fact, some Polaris hold
two distinctly different classes when it comes to combat, training in each separately, though
it's far more common to have similar tastes with differences in how to apply such, such
as pursuing the same class but different specializations.
A defensive-oriented Polarian, for example, will trend towards using physical or magical
defenses depending upon which mind is in charge at a given time, but the overall defensive
preference will oft be shared between the two halves of the whole.
The religion of the Polaris encapsulates the
differences and the intertwined fates of both halves -- the idea of all Polaris being viewed
as a pair of strands of silk braided together as one and used to weave the tapestry of reality known as the Kismet.
This religious belief is not without merit, more of a descriptor of what is known of fate,
rather than a prescriptive element as in many religions and myths. Indeed, the concept of
destiny itself is viewed as a vast sea of multidimensional fabric, with each individual
attached to the grand tapestry via a strand of fate.
As a whole, it's viewed that each individual
is responsible for each other; to harm another is to harm one's own self, each strand being
woven in such intricate patterns that it can be nigh-impossible to predict how one's actions
will affect the weaving of the tapestry, but that good actions tend to return back to oneself
in time sooner or later.
While there are competing views among the Polaris as to the specific nature of what
the Kismet is, or what actions are deemed to be "good", there is no direct deity which
oversees such, at least according to the views of the Polaris themselves. This isn't to state
that the Polaris deny the existence of deities as a class of very powerful being, but they
view these entities as simply being larger pictures woven into the tapestry and built
of the same strands of fate, thereby making even the greatest gods of other species' religions
to appear as no more special than mortals beyond the number of strands they possess.
Drawn to Saorsa, the vast bulk of the Polaris
are in agreement with the concept of possessing a personal sin, though often such is viewed
through the lens of the fabric of the Kismet. Such a failing is viewed as a miswoven strand
of the strands of fate, an error not of the fabric but of the weaver herself. To understand
the error is to reduce the liklihood of future errors being enacted, and so most walk the
Path to Redemption without reservation. Some do, however, question whether such is the
best method of learning to properly weave the grand tapestry, and many of these will
seek out their own attempts at solving their issues of self with varying degrees of success.
The physical capabilities of the Polaris are
as considerable as their overbaring stature. From immense speed and climbing capacity to
their jade-tipped legs being able to punch through even solid metal unarmed in many cases,
the combat capacity of the Polaris is far from anything to scoff at.
Given their non-standard shape, with two torsoes
and a distinctively non-humanoid frame, it's beneficial, then, that the Polaris are able
to spin their own silk into a woven fibrous armour which can provide considerable physical
protection while providing a full range of motion for their flexible bodies as well.
That the Polaris already possess the chitinous plating of an exoskeleton in addition to such
only furthers their defensive capabilities.
With the Polaris being so much greater in scale than many other species, and possessing
a rear torso, it's quite common for the Polaris to allow a smaller member of their hunting
party to ride upon their back. Given that the Polaris tend to think of the world in
three dimensions, including the vertical, when it comes to mobility, this may lead to
the rider feeling perhaps a bit disoriented at the frequent and sudden shifts of elevation
and direction chosen.
The most interesting of abilities that the Polaris possess, however, are of their two
halves made whole, allowing for either half to pick a different specialization or prestige
class if so desired, as has been mentioned.
As the last of the species of Saorsa, the Polaris are quick, strong, and yet highly
adaptive. Quiet and blunt, they may not speak often, yet when they do, there's often a great
deal of thought which has been boiled down to a few, short words for maximum effect.
And with that, we've covered the last of the
playable core species of Saorsa! There are a few others which won't show up in the base
game, such as those reserved for expansion content due to being too similar to the core
species, such as the Kitsune, or those who aren't a playable species by default, such
as the Aeserians, due to their nature in relation to running Saorsa. Still, those will be spoken
of at another time, some point later on in the future.
For now, we're done here so I'm out. I'll see you next time!
For those curious, yes, the Nogitsune are based loosely upon Kitsune mythology.
Along with quite a few other mytho-based creatures in Saorsa, the idea is that the "real" version is slightly different from the retold mythical versions.
But in every good myth, there's a grain of salt.
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How To Remember Your Past Lives - Duration: 8:38.
How To Remember Your Past Lives
If there really is such a thing as reincarnation, then why don�t we remember our past lives?
Actually, when you think about it, we don�t even remember much of this life let alone
our past lives.
Well, why not?
To start with, there�s the possibility that our forgetfulness is due to a bit of cosmic
mercy.
Our fragile minds probably couldn�t simultaneously process all the memories: the joys, pains,
humiliations, triumphs, confusion, doubts, information, wounds, and so forth connected
to this and other lifetimes.
We would become overloaded and unbalanced.
How could we ever know productivity, happiness, contentment in the here and now if we are
constantly besieged by the past?
(Not withstanding that some people like to torture themselves and others by bringing
up the past on a regular basis.
A little self control, please.)
The memories of this life and our past lives are all there under lock and key for our own
protection.
We do draw upon them, most often unconsciously, for the purpose of making correlations and
comparisons as we progress along through life.
And those past lives are definitely influencing us without us trying to recall them.
Do you have your irrational fear of spiders?
An almost instant dislike for a new co-worker?
A love of all things Native American?
Yes, as you sit there reading this, you are the sum total of everything you have always
been.
Awesome, huh?
If you are interested, you can begin to unravel the mystery of your former lives.
I suggest you do it in a measured fashion, keeping things in perspective, and returning
from any sojourns into the past to live fully to the present.
Here are some things to try.
Examine your belief system.
If you were raised in a belief system where reincarnation was categorically denied, you
need to come to terms with that.
Your mind is going to block any attempts of getting to the past because you�ve been
programmed to believe that there is no past.
Get a past life journal.
Use a notebook to record all the bits and pieces that you begin to uncover about reincarnation
and your past lives.
Here�s an example: Helped my son with a project about Mt Vesuvius before dinner and
that very same night I saw a made for TV documentary on the destruction of Pompeii.
What a coincidence�especially in light of the fact that I have no love for volcanoes.
Brought up a memory of seeing a mummified corpse from Pompeii in a museum when I was
a child.
Ugh!
If I saw that in my notebook, I would begin to explore my suspicions that I might have
been there when Mt. Vesuvius blew its top.
How do you go about exploring it?
Do research on Pompeii.
Think on it some.
Watch for other signs.
Write questions in your notebook about how that lifetime has influenced you this lifetime
and see what answers begin to appear.
Ask other questions.
Make lists and connect the dots.
Get out your notebook and a pen.
Start making lists of all the things you love (like) and hate (dislike): people, places,
periods of history, foods, sense memories (e.g. I hate being cold), styles of clothing
and on and on.
Look over the list and see if you can connect some dots.
You dislike the architecture of Russia, you hate being cold, you really hated a movie
you saw about Nicolas II�I think you are getting the point.
Activate your dream state.
This is one of the easiest things you can do.
Before you go to sleep at night, ask to see glimpses of your past lives.
Keep your notebook close at hand to scribble down anything that you may see in your dreams.
It may take a few nights to prime the pump, but it will happen if you don�t flag in
your attention to it each evening before sleep.
This may be a good place to issue a warning: Watch out for the famous person syndrome.
The ego loves to crow when we uncover a past life of fame and fortune.
Let�s say you awaken in the morning after a dream of Napoleon Bonaparte with a sense
of self-satisfaction.
Imagine you�Napoleon!
(Like being Napoleon was a great thing.)
The truth?
Some higher presence or your higher self may have been using Napoleon, an archetypal image
or symbol, as a way of telling you to knock off the Napoleonic behavior at work.
Past life investigation is like being on a reconnaissance mission.
You go in, gather useful information and then you get back out.
Whether you were a king or a pauper is not the point�it�s all about what you learned
from the experience and how it applies to your present lifetime.
Watch where you put your attention.
You get pregnant, or your spouse gets pregnant, and suddenly you see pregnant women everywhere
you look.
You get a catalog from an upscale store�gee, you never realized they sold baby clothes.
You see a woman in a bakery with a crying baby�what use to annoy you is now so cute.
You wonder why there are so many pregnant women and babies.
There have always been pregnant women and babies, you just happen to have your attention
on them now that you�re expecting.
Using this principle, put the concept of reincarnation at the forefront of your mind.
Get some books on it, google the subject on the internet, have some conversations with
your friends about it.
Then watch.
All sorts of information, insights, and recalls will begin to surface.
Life responds to whatever you are putting your attention on.
Then, you just have to connect the dots.
Learn to really look and see.
Several years back, a group of my friends were sitting around talking as friends do.
We got on the subject of Michelangelo.
One man in the group began to talk about how much he hated the Renaissance period.
I mean to say that he really got into it.
Not being much of a history fan, I sort of drifted away in my thoughts but kept my eyes
turned in his direction so I wouldn�t appear rude.
Suddenly, I saw a hat from that period appear on his head.
I looked away and looked back again.
This time, his attire had changed completely into that of someone from the period.
I would bet that he lived at that time, and for whatever reason, hated every minute of
it.
Okay, here comes my second warning: You have no business prying into the lives of other
people.
In the case of my Renaissance friend, I wasn�t looking to learn about his past lives, I just
happen to see what he was projecting.
Sometimes that happens.
Use discrimination as to whether to talk about what you see.
You�ll probably need to learn to look and see in a different way than you normally do.
For example, pull a chair up (this make take some time) and look in a mirror at your own
image.
Oblique looking (sidelong looking through a bit of a squint) brings the best results,
at least it has for me.
What you see at first may not rate high on the whoopee scale, but it will add to your
overall collection of information about your past.
It�s information that may offer explanations as to why you are the way you are and help
you to live a more spiritually productive life this time around.
Yes, the bottom line in all of this, as far as I�m concerned, is to live consciously,
resolve our debts, and grow spiritually in the here and now.
It�s all about the here
and now, my friend, all about the here and now.
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A Very Elaborate Prank - Review - Comedy Central - Duration: 6:26.
Hey, Forrest, how come you've never reviewed
being hit by a car?
It's weird.
Anyway, what's it like to be pranked?
Oh, see that? Look at that.
You were so afraid.
That's a great one.
It looks like April Fools' has come a bit early this year.
What do you think of that?
Nothin'?
Ah, well, here I go to get pranked.
This should be a fun one, right?
Forrest: At first, being pranked appeared
to be just the assignment I needed after
the emotionally exhausting experience
of vetoing my ex-wife's request.
But then I realized that since I can't prank myself,
this had the potential to be uniquely challenging.
Hi.
Hello, Grant.
Well, I should talk to you about something.
This is very difficult in light of recent events,
but I'm just gonna cut to the chase
and tell you what I just learned.
What is it?
"Review" has, uh, been canceled.
What?
Did you just tell me that "Review" has been canceled?
Afraid so.
No. That can't be true. No, Grant, Grant.
[ Scoffs ] No.
I know.
They can't do that. Nobody can do that.
You can't do -- You don't do that.
You can't do that, Grant!
Hey, listen to me.
What you are saying now cannot happen.
[Bleep] no! Are you [bleep] kidding me?
I wish I were.
I just [bleep] vetoed
that thing from Suzanne trying to get me out of there
because you [bleep] told me to!
[Bleep] no! Get back on the [bleep] phone,
and you tell them, "No.
If you do this, the host will [bleep] kill himself.
We're doing more of this. Absolutely not."
I'm in the middle of a review right now.
I mean, we're in the middle of doing this.
[ Laughing ] We're in the middle of doing it.
Oh.
Grant's prank was a true masterpiece of the form.
Grant, that was... Hmm!
That was a little too good.
Oh.
The most impressive thing about it was that it took me,
a man who was waiting to be pranked,
completely by surprise.
Okay. I know that you're doing
a segment on being pranked right now.
But this is actually real.
Why would they cancel "Review"? I feel like an idiot.
Well, it's the ratings. They're really bad.
Haven't you noticed how few questions we've been getting?
You're still doing it?
Your ex-wife asked a question.
That's how few submissions we're getting.
[ Laughing ]
I want you to know that I did not take this lying down.
Okay.
Even though they're bumping me upstairs
to be a vice-president of the network,
I fought for you.
I guess people just didn't care for the show as much as we did.
You really thought it through, too.
My God. Thank you.
Okay.
[ Laughs ]
This is a very nice touch. Oh, my God.
The best pranks involve multiple people
bolstering one another's ridiculous deceptions.
Hello.
Tina: Hi.
And this was a truly great prank.
Oh, boy. We're really sorry.
About what?
About the show getting canceled.
Ah, yes. Poor "Review" getting canceled.
What will become of the two of you?
Well, A.J. got a new show.
Ah.
It's a travel show.
Oh.
Yeah. So she's gonna actually take us with her
and take us around the world.
And she's going to pay us.
Yes, got it.
It's kind of amazing.
Yes, that is. That is.
I don't want to go around the world.
I don't want to get paid.
I just want to work for Mr. MacNeil.
It's --
Forrest: Josh endured what must have been excruciating pain
for the purpose of this joke.
And for that, I salute him.
What are you doing?
I think he's trying to hug you.
Oh. As you would in the case
of a cancellation of the show, yes.
I love you more than my dad.
Okay, best male intern in a drama.
[ Sobbing ]
[ Laughing ]
Forrest: My staff had impressed me in innumerable ways.
But their dedication to helping me
with my review of being pranked was unprecedented...
Here we go.
and totally wonderful.
Have you got a farewell speech for me, Lucy?
Um...
Thank you.
This is actually the easiest job I've ever had.
Is that right?
Yeah. I've written three erotic novels
under the name Beverly LaFontaine
if you want to check 'em out.
Thank you for letting me know that.
We'll have to find more for you to do in the future.
Oh, you're in denial. Okay.
This should make this go smoother.
I am not a very sentimental person,
but, um...
I'm glad you got out of this dumb show alive.
Mmm, yes.
She's really leaving. [ Laughs ]
Three days into this prank,
I began to wonder just how far this conspiracy
of silliness extended.
Had my ex-wife and son been roped into the fun, as well?
But there was no way of knowing,
because when I stopped by their house,
no one was home.
As the week came to a close, this prank revealed itself
to be fantastically elaborate.
Uh. Oh, God. [ Laughs ]
This just goes on and on and on.
[ Fart ]
Oh!
"Now you can review what it's like to be pranked.
Love, Josh and Tina."
That's a bit of a hat on a hat.
But Josh and Tina were right.
I could certainly review what it was like to be pranked.
And it keeps getting better because look who's not here --
A.J. Gibbs. She's also playing along,
off to do her travel show, I guess.
Ah, it is a total delight
to see everyone in my world
working together to improvise a kind of a comic play.
Though I did feel a bit foolish at first,
I mostly feel very fortunate to be surrounded
by people who care enough about me and my work
to go to such great lengths.
Now, if I have one criticism, it's that this prank
was really not all that believable,
because what kind of a universe
would be cruel enough to allow "Review"
to be canceled right after I chose it over my family?
Come on. [ Laughs ]
But all in all,
I give being pranked five really fun stars.
That's all the time we have for "Review."
See you next time.
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All the copper mines will blow away! - Duration: 2:17.
Alas poor independent Sweden because of Vasa you're destroyed,
There won't be a head on your shoulders
Because you declared Sweden's independence,
There won't be a head on your shoulders
Because you declared Sweden's independence,
There won't be a head on your shoulders
It is time for the Scanian revenge,
all the copper mines will be blown away!
There is no Engelbrekt, Knutsson or Margareta
To protect you from the Scanian again
There is no Engelbrekt, Knutsson or Margareta
To protect you from the Scanian again
It is pointless to dance around the Midsommarstång
No flowerpenis nor Holy Birgita Shall save you
No one is as strong as the Scanian
And the Scanian won't be enslaved!
No one is as strong as the Scanian
And the Scanian won't be enslaved!
It is time for Scanian revenge,
all the copper mines will be blown away!
There is no Engelbrekt, Knutsson or Margareta
To protect you from the Scanian again
There is no Engelbrekt, Knutsson or Margareta
To protect you from the Scanian again
Vasa, you will not get away like before
You'll carry your ski's on a stick
your doom is already in sight
when the Queen converts to catholism!
Your doom is already in sight
when the Queen converts to catholism!
It is time for the Scanian revenge,
all the copper mines will be blown away!
There is no Engelbrekt, Knutsson or Margareta
To protect you from the Scanian again
There is no Engelbrekt, Knutsson or Margareta
To protect you from the Scanian again!
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Thoughts on Ascension, Healing, And Zero Time - Duration: 6:08.
Thoughts on Ascension, Healing, And Zero Time
Earlier this evening, I read a piece that includes an excerpt of Dolores Cannon�s
book �The Three Waves Of Volunteers And The New Earth.� In this particular piece,
the client states we are coming to a point where a very strong wind energy will spread
across the planet. She describes it as �a foggy, clean, clear energy. It will have a
lot of neutralizing energy.� These energies will neutralize things like depression, misery
and poisons. When this happens we will have reached the place of �no time�.
Several months ago, the term �zero point� began appearing in my life, so much so, that
I now know it is a communication from Source and my Higher Self. They are telling me it�s
coming.
Ms. Cannon�s client goes on to talk about how this �no time� moment will wipe out
our bad memories. Give us amnesia. She said so much damage has been done � this is the
only way to clean up the planet and us.
I resonate very strongly with that.
Now here�s the interesting part � from my perspective that is � because lately
I have been intending � at times pleading � that I simply forget all of the bad memories.
The trauma�s. The pain. There are simply too many for me to process and release on
my own, certainly more than one lifetime would allow. I fully completely want those memories
and the energies out of my body, cells, dna, auric field and my akashic records. Just this
week it hit me � we all have lifetimes of pain we are trying to heal from. That�s
a tremendous �ball� of heavy energy for just one person to do � a little at a time.
I mean seriously � such work would really take lifetimes, you know? There are so many
Ascension articles on this topic � this idea we must learn to �let it all go�
and soon! Well I don�t know about you, but I HAVE been intending that. I have been to
energy worker�s and trauma counselor�s and yet, we are talking about LIFETIMES of
such energy accumulation. LIFE TIMES. That is a LOT of energy accompanied with a LOT
of memories, both conscious and (mostly) unconscious.
She says it will be a case of amnesia � but I don�t like the term as amnesia implies
it�s all still there. My intention is I wish to see a total erasure of our pains and
trauma�s and the accompanying energies. And I KNOW to the core of who I am � this
can be done in an instant.
I always have.
And you can imagine the disagreements I have had with counselor�s over the years on this
one. The most recent says it takes time for the body to release trauma memory. It was
taking me weeks � weeks � just to work through one memory. And I have many in this
lifetime alone. I figure by the time I would be good and whole again, I would be about
567 years old and out a billion dollars.
I don�t know about you but that is simply too grueling. And as I am seeing and feeling
now, absolutely unnecessary, if what I read and quoted above by Ms. Cannon�s client
says is coming.
imagine.
Imagine a new beginning for us all.
A TOTAL clean slate. Where consciously we know we have had some difficult experiences,
but the memory of them and the accompanying energies are wiped out completely.
Imagine how easy and natural it will be then to return our focus COMPLETELY on Love and
positive/high vibes � because we will have removed that toxic residue/energy of pain
that has kept us down.
Can this perhaps really be THE event? Certainly THE event that would lead us to other events,
such as Disclosure.
Imagine.
For when we are no longer in pain, we no longer harm ourselves or others. And this in turn
allows us not only raise and maintain our frequency quickly, but to remain in Love and
thus restore Paradise on this beautiful planet.
Today I was thinking this ascension process is really difficult work. We put so much pressure
on ourselves to not only awaken, which is painful, but also to heal (which is overwhelming,
speaking for myself). And yet, perhaps this healing part � this pressure to �be there
NOW� to �hurry up and HEAL so I can ascend� � perhaps there is more to it than that.
Perhaps Source loves us more than that.
Perhaps we can just relax, let go and know we have this beautiful pulse wave coming our
way that is going to transform us in the way we all really want and need. Wiping out those
conscious and (mostly) unconscious memories, removing the energy, returning us to Love.
A Clean Slate.
A New Beginning.
This has to be it.
This has to be coming.
Ascension, I believe, is just the awakening of what�s wrong with reality, of what�s
been taken from us, of removing the blinder�s. We begin to shift � awaken � grow in more
awareness and for some time now, with each incoming wave of energy, until we receive
this final push � a giant blessing from Source and Cosmic Sun and Galactics � to
give us a big cleansing
and fresh clean slate.
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170329 BTS TALK+BOY MEETS EVIL+BLOOD SWEAT TEARS WINGS TOUR IN CHICAGO - Duration: 5:16.
Jimin:........Chicago
Suga's favorite fan: MIN YOONGIIIIIIIIII
Jimin: Did you like it?
(Jimin stans scream)
Jimin: MAKE SOME NOYYY!!
Jungkookie:......Whasss good.
Jin: We would like to welcome you to the Wings Tour of BTS
v:....Wings tour with us(?)
(Suga's fave fan back at it again)
Leader: Thank you so much for your...and enthusiasm....(he slurred his english and then added korean at the end, I think)
leader: You guys are.....Will you be with us until the end?!
(IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION KIM NAMJOON!?)
Leader: Sorry, I couldn't hear you so well. Will you be with us until the eeeeeeeennnnnd??!
(now do you hear us, RIP headphone users)
leader: This is the last song for the night
(so many suga fans XD)
(Jungkook stan)
(I had to stop recording on some parts to make room on my phone, I'm so mad at myself for missing out on filming the entire performances, arggggh)
(this part was even more memorizing to see live, I just)
(can we please NOT sleep on these backup dancers tho??)
(My eyes are only on Rap Mon lol, work it)
(and that's how you slay chicago)
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Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA Future Tone - [PV] "The World is Mine" (Rom/Eng/Esp Subs) - Duration: 2:57.
I'm the #1 princess in the world
And that's how you'll treat me, got it?
One:
You must notice that I changed my hair
Two:
Take a good look, all the way to my shoes. You following?
Three:
For every one word I say, reply with three
Got it? Then do something about
My idle right hand!
It's not like it's selfish or anything
To want you to believe from the bottom of your heart
That I'm adorable
I'm the #1 princess in the world
Notice me! Hey! Heeey!
Keeping me waiting is out of the question
Just who do you think I am?
Hmph. I think I could go for some dessert!
This very instant
Shortcake with a strawberry on top
Premium creamy egg pudding
Okay, okay, I'll try to contain myself...
Don't write me off as selfish
Because hey, I can make it on my own
You're gonna regret it later
No doubt! 'Cause you know I'm...
The #1 princess in the world
You'd better keep your eyes on me
Or I might not be here one day
Out of nowhere, you pull me from behind
"What are you... Huh?"
"Look out, you almost got run over!"
You say as you turn away
...Maybe it's you I should be looking out for
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Start An Online Shop With ShopIsle Pro WordPress Theme - Duration: 11:45.
Hi, my name is Robert from ThemeIsle.com and in this tutorial I will show you how to setup
ShopIsle PRO WordPress theme so that you "Sell your products wisely" with your online store..
INTRO
Until the end of this video, you'll know how to create every section, step by step, starting
with the modern and responsive full-screen slider, and continuing with the main menu
then scrolling down through every section to the footer area.
You'll see how I create the Blog section with some demo content with images and text.
Use this for your content marketing strategy and write compelling articles about your products,
Google will love that.
Moreover, you will discover how easy it is to activate this helpful Quick View Button,
that appears below the add to cart button on hovering over the image.
This button will open the product details in a lightbox without leaving the current
page.
Notice that you can jump right to your preferred section of this video using the carefully
created timestamps in the description below.
INSTALL SHOPISLE PRO
Let's start with the theme installation.
Head to the Appearance / Themes in your WordPress dashboard then click Add New.
Upload the Theme archive then click Install Now.
After the installation is complete, enter your license key in the settings section.
You'll find it in the purchase history from your themeisle.com account.
THE ONLINE SHOP
The next step is about WooCommerce, the most popular eCommerce platform on the web.
If you want to watch a step by step tutorial about WooCommerce, click on the suggested
video in the right top corner.
After you install WooCommerce, follow the instructions to publish more products then
go back to the theme customizer.
I have four published products that we will use in this tutorial, complete, with a short
and full description, price and discount, category, tags, product image and a gallery
with more images.
THE FRONT PAGE
If the home page does not display anything like the demo, don't worry!
I'll show you how to do it immediately.
Add a new page with a title like home or front, leave it empty and select the front page template
from the drop-down list, then hit publish.
Now, go to Static Front Page section in your customizer then tick a static page to be your
front page, select the name of your new page from the drop-down list then click to Save
& Publish your settings.
SITE IDENTITY
Let's continue this tutorial with an important step, the Site Identity.
It's actually very easy to do it using a 300px wide and 90 px tall custom logo, a compelling
title and subtitle then finish by uploading a custom Site Icon.
Save & Publish
COLORS
The colors section is where you can change the default color scheme to your preferred
one using the options from the drop down, or by selecting the colors through the color
picker for the header, background, navbar background, menu items, menu items on hover
and footer background.
If you wish to revert the color back to its original state just hit the clear button near
the hex value!
HEADER
The image uploaded here will be displayed on every single page, including the blog page.
Set a custom image here according to your field of activity and the suggested dimensions.
FRONT PAGE SECTIONS
Let's start customizing the Frontpage Sections.
I would like to mention that you can change the position of a section anytime, with drag
and drop.
This is how you'll move the services section under the slider section, as in the demo.
F.P.
SECTIONS/SLIDER
Here is the full-screen Image Slider Section and we can change everything with our own
content.
Click on the existing slide to reveal options that are inside, then upload a new full hd
image.
Change the title and subtitle using the text fields, set a button link and type a button
label then open the next slide and do the same.
If you plan to display more three slides, just click on the Add New Field button below.
Notice that you can replace the homepage slider with any plugin you like, just copy the shortcode
generated and paste it here.
Remember to hit Save & Publish when you're done.
F.P.
SECTIONS/BANNER
Here are three active banners for this section and you can change the images within by uploading
a new one.
Type a custom link in the button link field, do the same for every banner you use, add
a new field if you wish and move to the next step.
F.P.
SECTIONS/PRODUCTS
Now click on Products Section.
Here is the section that helps you display some published products on the front page.
Be sure that the "hide products section" is unchecked, type a title then choose the category
of products to be displayed.
You may notice one more field named WooCommerce shortcode; paste your WooCommerce shortcode
here to display a custom selection of your products.
Save & Publish!
F.P.
SECTIONS/VIDEO
Use a video from your youtube channel to promote a new product in this section as background.
Type a title then paste your youtube video link here and set a custom video thumbnail
if needed.
Choose the padding of this section from 130 to 400 pixels, save the settings then move
to the next section.
F.P.
SECTIONS/RIBBON
The Ribbon Section is where you can add a full-width background image under a custom
text and call to action button.
Set the link for the button and you are done with this section.
F.P.
SECTIONS/SERVICES
This is actually the first section in our demo when you start scrolling down, and you
can drag it there like this.
Now click to edit the section, set a title, a subtitle then edit the content from every
service box.
Add a new Service Box if needed then save your work.
F.P.
SECTIONS/PRODUCT SLIDER
A second section that can display some products on the front page as a slider is this.
Tick if you wish to hide this section, and do the same to hide it on a single product
page.
F.P.
SECTIONS/ MAP SECTION
In order to have a usable shortcode for this section, you need to install and activate
the Intergeo WordPress Google Maps Plugin.
After the installation is complete, go to Intergeo Maps options in your WordPress dashboard
settings.
Click to add a new map then drag and zoom the center of the map to your location.
Click to create the map then copy the generated shortcode and paste it in the map section
of your theme customizer.
You have a full-screen map that shows the location of your business on the front page
now.
F.P.
SECTIONS/ CATEGORIES SECTION
This is a special section that can help you promote Popular Categories of your products,
but you need some time to see your products here.
F.P SECTIONS/ SHORTCODES SECTION
Use this section to display an email signup form, for example, or use it for any other
shortcode that can display content in a custom style.
FOOTER
The footer section of your website will be visible on every page or post so keep in mind
to populate it with the copyright information and some social media links.
ADVANCED OPTIONS
In the Advanced Options section, you can set a custom content for your 404 error page with
a custom background image, title, text and button.
Select the font size from the drop-down menu then hit to save your work.
BACKGROUND IMAGE
If you wish to set a custom background image for all of your pages and posts, this section
is for you.
Upload your image then set the de default preset, image position, size and tick to repeat
and scroll with a page if needed, then move to the next section.
CONTACT AND ABOUT US PAGE
Please click to another suggested video in the right top corner of this screen to watch
how easy it is to create those pages.
THE BLOG PAGE
In order to have a blog page you need to do two things:
1.
Create and publish some blog posts.
2.
Create a new page named blog then select Blog Template from the drop-down list and publish
it.
The blog page is ready now and you can place it in your header menu as in our demo.
MENU
Finishing touches comes last and one more step is to create the menu.
Head to Menus Section then click to add a menu.
Name it as you wish and click Create Menu.
Tick the display location and menu options then hit save and publish.
Now click to add items in that menu then click to add as many items you want.
You can use any element to create sub-menus by dragging it under an item, to the right.
WIDGETS
Choose your preferred widgets for the footer area that will display useful information
about your business, links to Therms and Services pages, top rated products and more.
These widgets are displayed in the footer area of your website on any page or post.
QUICK VIEW BUTTON
Now, are you ready for the promised step?
Here is how you can activate the Quick View Button when hovering over the product image
in your online shop.
It's easy, just install the WooCommerce Quick View plugin then activate it!
Everything looks great and works as in the demo, and your online shop is ready for more
content but more importantly, for new clients.
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ユーチューバーってなんなのさ？僕が思うYouTuberって？ - Duration: 3:39.
Haters.
People who say, "You'll never make it."
Anyone who has ever told someone with a dream it wouldn't come true.
This video is going to school you.
What is a YouTuber?
Making impossible possible.
This is my motto.
I was born 3 months early.
I only weighed 760 grams.
I should have died.
But I cheated destiny.
And made the impossible possible.
But it isn't just me.
YouTubers are all that way.
Making impossible possible.
That is a YouTuber.
You can't be the star of a zombie horror movie.
But, if you have your dad grab a camera
And get a Mincecraft sword,
You can be a star.
Right, Enshin?
You can't fly through the sky like Superman.
But, If you have a green screen that you made for 2 dollars it is easy.
You can't have a variety show.
But, if you have web cam you can.
Before you know it, you are entertaining a million subscribers.
You don't need good equipment.
You don't need fans or a crane.
You don't need a big, expensive camera.
As a creator, you are free.
No one has to tell you what to do.
People call us by various names.
Gamers.
Influencers.
Net nerds.
But we know something they don't.
How easy it is to make a vlog or a makeup channel.
If you are a creator, all you need is a cell phone
internet
and a creative idea
Something to share.
Something to say.
And the rest is, as you know.
If everything goes well
You can make friends in places you have never been.
You can have meetups and collabs.
Hey, everyone, it is Mr. Ken!
Everyday moves fast.
You can have amazing experiences.
So, to the creators out there:
Keep making videos.
Stay active.
And don't forget:
You don't have to listen to anyone else.
In this new world
No one knows anything.
Money is not important.
Views aren't either.
The important thing is spirit.
Make impossible possible.
That is a YouTuber.
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Popping Balloons | Learn colors for kids children toddlers with apple balloon Part 2 - Duration: 1:50.
bama tv
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MiceAj | Amazing Prices - Skit - Duration: 5:36.
Now presenting The MiceAj show Hello and welcome to the show I'm your host MiceAj Today we've
got something really great planed for you guys Yay Woah Woah Ahhh Oh come on why do
I always trip on my tail when I'm on stage We are now experiencing some technical difficulties
Come on get the next film on MiceAj - All my buddies keep telling me I need to get a
new den.
I have no idea why, I mean yes I do have some decayed plants, overgrown plants and a pot
that fell of this very shelf 10 years ago I was lucky it didn't fall on me because
my bed is right next to it, so there it has remained for 10 years I was just too lazy
to clean it up But this den has been in my family for 1 million years so it's not that
old.
This table is a family heirloom and the cake on top was from the den's 1 millionth year
we would have put 1 million candles on but putting 1 candle on was much easier Well my
buddies said this place called Amazing Prices sells the best dens for a very high price.
And every jammer want's to buy one of these amazing dens, so they pull five lucky jammer
out of ten thousand to come and have a chance to buy one of these epic dens.
The worst part is that they only pull 5 lucky jammers once a year.
so they can stalk up on more dens and make them better.
I hope I'm the lucky jammer this year because I've been trying for 100 years.
But then again it is a ten thousand to 5.
MiceAj - YAY I FINALLY WON AFTER 100 YEARS!!!!!
LET'S GO Mice3AJ - Welcome back to Amazing Prices!!!
Mice3AJ - This is your host Mice3aj!!!
Today we have our 5th contestant, MiceAj.
Mice3AJ - Hello MiceAj, ARE YOU READY TO FIND YOUR DREAM DEN?!?!?!?!?!
MiceAj - YES I AM!!!!!
Mice3Aj - Please help yourself to the snack bar.
MiceAj - [EATS LIKE NEVER EATEN BEFORE] MiceAj - What you lookin at?!?
She said help yourself so that's what I'm doing.
Mice3Aj - Okay I think you've have enough snacks, NOW IT'S TIME TO FIND YOUR DREAM
DEN!!!
Mice3Aj - The first den we've got for you today is Golden Pride.
Mice3Aj - The Golden Pride den has 2 terrific pots filled with diamonds.
Furniture you have one diamond couch ( you'll find it really comfy ), a silver table, and
a golden scorpion chair with blue velvet cushioning.
Mice3Aj - Want a cookie?
MiceAj - Uhh, no thanks.
I think my stomach is catching up with all those snacks I ate earlier.
Just how much does this den cost?
Mice3Aj - This luxurious den will only cost you the cheapest price out of all these dens
for only $100,000.
MiceAj - This den is nice and all but.
. . PASS.
This den has way to much gold and gold is not my taste or what I had in mind.
Mice3Aj - The next den is called Underground Goodness.
If you love symmetry then you'll love this den.
The Underground Goodness den has a beautiful garden as you can see.
In the first room there are tons of items made of pure crystal.
In the second room there is a beautiful pink exquisite bed made of the finest silk and
also we are very high tec because we have hologram hearts.
Would you care to buy this amazing den?
MiceAj - I would love to buy this.
. . wait why can't I go into this room and what has happened over there?
Mice3Aj - Sorry, there was a leakage in the pipes but you can buy this beautiful den for
only $500,000.
Including free fixing of the leak which will only take about 5 years to fix not including
the roof that might come down at any second.
MiceAj - Uhh…
YOU REALLY THINK I'M GOING TO WANT TO BUY THIS DEN NOW!?!?
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE THE ROOF CAVES IN!!!
Mice3Aj - In our 3rd den that we will be touring is called The Wandering Mushrooms.
In this spectacular den there is a breathtaking arrangement of fountains.
And it also has a very pretty garden.
I do want to say that you don't get a bed with this den but you do get a couch.
So what do you think?
MiceAj - It's very artistic and beautiful, but just not quite what I'm looking for.
Anyways how much would this den cost?
Mice3Aj - Only $1,000,000.
MiceAj - Umm, onto the next one?
Mice3Aj - Our last and finale den we will be showing you is called Shimmer By The Rocks.
This den has a magical garden full of all sorts of exotic plants.
It also has a bedroom suite with roses you can have if you buy the den.
Down below there is a secret underground cavern with awesome trophies that shine like lights.
This fancy big den only cost at the low price of $5,000,000.
MiceAj - Uhh, this den is nice and all but a little too fancy for a jammer like me.
Mice3Aj - Ummm, ok. . . let's go back to the studio.
Mice3Aj - So which den is your dream den that you would want to buy?
Mice3Aj - So...Umm, which den are you going to choose?
MiceAj - None, I'm not satisfied with any of these, sorry.
Are there anymore?
Mice3Aj - Yes, but we only show 4 dens to each contestant.
Here we'll give you $500,000 for your troubles.
Cya next time on AMAZING PRICES!!!
It's your host again MiceAj Well I hope ya'll enjoyed the show If you want to watch my previous
show Click here If you want to watch some of my other shows that have the same sort
of theme as this one Click here Don't forget to subscribe for more videos Check back soon
because there are new shows every week This is your host MiceAj signing off for the day
Bye
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Chest Acne Treatment ❤ How to Get Rid of Acne Cysts Fast - Duration: 4:07.
Chest Acne Treatment
How to Get Rid of Acne Cysts Fast
If you have cystic acne, you probably already know how frustrating and uncomfortable regular
flare-ups can be.
What you might now know, however, is that medical expertise and widespread adoption
of drugs can make acne a lot less painful and visible.
You can get rid of acne cysts fast using medical options like antibiotics, retinoid treatments,
and laser therapy; eating better, resting your mind and body, and regularly washing
and exfoliating your skin will also help significantly.
1 Talk to your doctor about antibiotics for
treating cystic acne.
For a long period of time, cystic acne was treated effectively with antibiotics.
Now, most likely due to overuse, bacteria have formed a resistance to antibiotics, limiting
its standalone effectiveness.
Antibiotics used to treating cystic acne are either tetracyclines or erythromycins.
The most common antibiotics available by prescription are:
Tetracycline Doxycycline
Minocycline Talk to your doctor about possible side-effects.
Side-effects of antibiotics include photosensitivity, possible liver damage, and complications with
pregnancy.
2 Talk to your doctor about hormonal treatments
(for females only).
Like it or not, acne is effected by our body's hormones.That's why many doctors prescribe
the birth control pill or anti-androgen medications to stem outbreaks.Talk to your doctor about
anti-androgen medications that may limit the severity of your cystic acne.
Understand the possible side-effects.
Side-effects include irregular menstrual cycle, fatigue, dizziness, and breast tenderness.
3 Wash your face twice a day with a gentle,
water-soluble cleanser.
Water-soluble cleansers are gentler than harsher cleansers and just as effective.
4 Make sure to properly moisturize after each
wash.
Your skin needs moisture after you strip it of oil and water.
Use noncomedogenic moisturizers that won't block your pores, and look for light moisturizers
(especially gels) instead of heavy ones.
5 Exfoliate at least once a week, preferably
with a salicylic acid-based exfoliant.
Salicylic acid is a chemical peel, which means that it will peel off the dead skin on the
epidermis, revealing the layer underneath.
6 Cut down on stimulants like alcohol and smoking,
if possible.
Studies around the world have linked toxins like tobacco and alcohol to acne.
And it's little wonder: smoking and drinking aren't exactly wonderful for your health.
If you're a regular smoker and drinker with cystic acne, consider cutting down on these
habits if you're serious about seeing a reduction in acne and an uptick in overall health.
7 Get enough sleep.
Increased sleep may help improve acne by limiting the amount of stress the body experiences.
Scientists believe that stress can increase about 15% for each hour of sleep you lose
during any given night.
And, as we know, the more stress, the worse the acne.
One study focusing on acne patients in Korea found that lack of sleep correlated significantly
with an aggravation in acne.
8 Drink water.
If you're trying to reduce the amount of sugar you take in, cut out all the sugary drinks
(sports drinks, cola, sweet teas, juices) and reach for that H2O instead.
Drinking more water will help your body's blood flow and assist it removing waste material
caused by metabolism.
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