-Hello! I'm here with... -Agapito! Hello!
-How are you... -Really good, Agapitos-- you're doing my greeting!
-Well how are you? -Really good, how are you?
-Really good. -It's so comfortable to be here.
-But it's going to get intense because today we're defusing bombs. -Bombs?
-Yes. -You haven't paid me for that.
No, I haven't paid you at all...
Then what am I doing here? Later. Have fun with the video. Bye.
And if I pay you in kisses?
-Are you ready? -I'm so ready. I'm more than ready. I was born ready.
-To defuse bombs? -Yeah, I studied in Harvard.
-But you studied before you were born? -Yeah, I taught an advanced course before I was born to be born ready.
I'm going to try to explain it. Okay. Two people. One person has the bomb.
The other person has the manual with instructions to defuse the bomb.
-That's me. -Yup.
-You can't look at the bomb. Okay? -Okay.
You have to read things in the manual to help me to defuse the bomb or we both die.
Okay. Sounds good. I like that stuff about dying. I'll do it on purpose. Let's die.
-We're going to save lives! -Our own. We're not heroes.
-And... everyone in the city. -Oh, it's an atomic bomb?
-Yeah, of course, of course. -Maybe! -A triple-quantic total nuclear bomb.
-We'll start with the first bomb. -I'm prepared, fuck.
No! It says here that you can't look. No, no, don't look.
Okay, now I really can't see.
-Are you ready? -I'm so ready. -Okay, I have wires.
-You're going to start with the wires already? Okay. -Yeah!
-Do you have a red wire? -No. There are four. -Okay. Wait wait wait. There are four. There are four?
-Yes! -Okay. Are there red wires? No. -No.
-Oh my god. Euuuuuhhh. Okay. Cut the first wire.
-Done! -Seriously? Oh my god! -Yeah yeah yeah!
-Okay, a red button. -A button. Okay. What does the text say?
-Abort. -Okay. What color is it?
-Red. -Red? -Yes.
-Oh my god, you're fucked. You're so fucked. -No!
-Wait. -Not if you do your job! -Wait. Oh my god, oh my god. I don't know how to read.
-Fuck, it's so small. -We have four minutes!
-Whatever. Just press it. -And let go? -No, no. Hold it 3 seconds and let go.
-Three seconds? -Three seconds.
No. What the fuck are you-- you don't understand that we're going to die!
-Fuck, how many tries do we have? -Two more.
-Two, ah then we have plenty. Alright, wait wait wait. They didn't put anything, they put if the button is--
-This is the real world! -Keep-- oh the real world, we're in deep shit. Look. Keep-- aaaaaaaah here!
Oookay. I don't understand anything. Keep the button held down and look at the "releasing a held button" section.
-Oh god, there are so many options here. Leave it, go to the next. -No! Okay, the one with four symbols.
-Oh okay. Tell me the symbols. -It's a... six. -Six?
-But smashed. An n, but backwards. A euro symbol, but backwards. -*grunting*
-Did you say a six? A reverse euro? -Yes. Six like... bleeh.
-Okay, yeah, an oblate six. And a euro with two dots. -Yes. -And what else?
-An n, but backwards and with an arc above it. And there's a, it's a greek letter, it's like-- what are you laughing at?
-This is serious! -Tell me, tell me! -A Greek letter that's like a w with a stick in the middle.
-Okay, yeah. Okay. okay. First press the 6, then the euro, then the w, then the n. -Yes! Okay!
-It worked? -Yes! Now the button.
And the button. They say, "if the button is blue and says 'abort,' press and hold," but obviously, it's not blue. It's red.
-You have one minute. Oh, I'm stressed. It's the first bomb. -Okay. If there's more than one battery on the bomb and the button says 'detonate,' press and...
If the button is white and the bomb has a label with the tag... yellow... no. There are no instructions for that.
-There are, there are! -There aren't, dammit, I'm telling you!
-I know there are. It's that sometimes they say something like press and look at the color of the light and release when there's a six.
-Do that. -15 seconds.
-We're going to die. We're going to die. -It's the first bomb. -There's nothing else, I can't, I don't know!
-It's the easiest! -I try to read, I try to read and there's nothing here. Look, look, look.
-"Man." -That's me!
-We've gone to shit, no? -Yep. -And it's your fault. You're so bad.
-My fault? -You're horrible. -You're the one who can't read. -Where did you study?
-You know what? -What? -We're going to change places.
-Okay, sounds good to me. I studied at Harvard, so... whatever you want.
But I'm going to read the manual in English and translate. Retry.
-Okay, what do I do first? Look, the same. Okay, I'm going to the wires. -How many? -1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.
-Six. -Yes. -Okay, are there yellow wires?
-Yes, three. -Uh, okay. Are there red wires? -No. Not one.
-Cut the last one. -Ah perfect! Okay. So much tension, fuck.
-Let's do the button. Red, that says "abort." Let's go, let's go, it's not that hard. -I'm reading, I'm reading.
-Fuck, we're going to die. -Ssshh. Now you see the tension?
-Oh god, 4 minutes! -When you're responsible.
-Look on the bomb. You have to exit the zoom and turn the bomb -Exit the zoom, fuck. How do you exit the zoom?
-Okay, got it. Well at least-- -Turn the bomb. With... press and do... this.
-Okay. -Okay? -No.
-How do you do it? Ah, I'm getting nervous. Let's see. What do I have to look at? -The... -No, just kidding, it doesn't turn. Whatever. Let's risk it. To the buttons. I have--
-A backwards n... -Okay, no no no. The button. -You're still going to the button?
-Yes, still. You have to press the button and hol... hol..? And don't let go.
-Okay, it's blue. -Release when there's a 4 on the clock. -When there's a 4? There's already a four.
-Oh! Got it!
A backwards n, a backwards euro, an æ, and a trident. The weird w.
Euro, æ, trident, n.
-That's it! -That's it? -That's it! -The first! Defused!
I studied at Harvard. Better said, I gave classes at Harvard on how to defuse bombs.
And how to read?
-I'm kidding. I'm kidding. -Fuck you.
-Together. Well okay. We're a team, you know? -No. I did it alone.
-The next one. -More bombs. Look at how many there are.
-We're going to die. I have the bomb. -Describe. -It's pretty.
-And it has wires. One black, 3 blue, one yellow, and one red. -How many? How many? -Ugh, just count them, honey, fuck.
...3, 4, 5, and 6. -6. -Yes.
-Are there yellow wires? -One.
-Is there more than one white wire? -No. Zero.
-Are there red wires? -One. -Cut the fourth wire.
Good. Okay, the first all good. Oh my god, we're going to do the hard part. Simon Says.
-And there's a red light blinking. -Press blue.
-No no no, wait! -Fuck, we can't allow these slip-ups!
-We have to look at the serial number. -Do you not understand that I can't turn the bomb?
-I have no idea how. -But I know that it can be done.
-What would happen? Tell me what would happen if... -That if the serial number has a vowel, there are different instructions.
-Do it. With the vowel. -Yeah? -Risk it. Your name is Anne. It's a vowel.
-My name is a vowel? -It made sense in my head. Hurry!
-Red, press blue. -Blue. Yes! -Okay. And now what?
-Now nothing, it's the same. -But there isn't another color?
-Only red is flashing. -Okay, well blue. -Again? -Yes.
-Okay. And nothing. It's like, it moves, but nothing happens.
-What happened? -Shit.
-It exploded. -Why?! -Because I pressed it too much.
I'm sorry. -I'm going to sue Harvard.
-Hey, excuse me, they prepared us stupendously there before being born.
-Do you want to change places? -If I'm awful here, there I'm even worse. But why not?
-Take an uncomfortable seat for your death.
-First there are symbols. Hey, don't look!
-That's it. Tell me. What symbols are there? -Star. Backwards euro. A backwards C with a dot. And a... it's like a Q but... blerp.
-Yes, weird. Okay. First the euro, then the C, then the Q, and then the star. -Okay.
-Okay. -Done! -Good. At least on this one there aren't wires, from what I've seen.
No, but there's a maze, and that's harder. You'll see. Button. Red. Says "abort."
Abort. Okay. Oh, but we're done the same before. Press and release when there's a four.
-Done. -Oh god yes. And what's the maze like? My goodness.
Nobody told me this. Nobody informed me of these categories. Let's see. Solve the maze by connecting the circles.
The bomb defuser has to move the white light to the red triangle. Warning: don't cross the lines shown in the maze. They're invisible on the bomb.
-Okay, well you just have to navigate it. -Yeah. But I don't see the lines, the walls.
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-I'm ready. -Okay. -All this time the camera was without battery I've been studying the instructions.
-So... what could go wrong? -There's a button. -We're starting with the button?
-Yes. White. -White. -Yes. -What does the button say?
-"Abort." -Ahh, release when the timer has a 1. -Okay. -A one.
-Okay, done. -Don't fuck with me.
-Seriously? -Yes. -It worked? -Yes!
-Perfect! -Are you fucking-- did you guess?
-Yes! Okay, next. They taught us at Harvard that-- -Don't play with our lives like that!
-The rules aren't everything. -Okay, symbols. -Symbols. I'm prepared.
-A, a six. Omega. The trident. And a... it's like a hashtag, but... -Yes, with only one thing. Okay.
-First is the six, then the hashtag, then the trident, and then the omega. -Done. -Perfect.
-And now, maze. -Let's go down to the labyrinth.
-Where do you start? -Six columns, it's the second. -In the second column. In which? Top, bottom?
-Five. -I'm looking, I'm looking, okay? -Okay.
Buddy, there's nothing like that. We're fucking this up.
-I'm looking wrong or you're telling me wrong. One, two, three, four, and five. -Yes. The white dot, no?
-Yeah, the white dot. But how can you begin there if there's nothing here? Are you completely and absolutely sure?
-Yes! -Well then we're super fucked because there's nothing like that here.
-Then what do I tell you? Where the circles are? -Are there two lit up circles? -Yes, there are two.
-Ah, that's what you have to tell me! -Oh okay. One just below the white dot. And in the same column... -At the very top.
-Yes. -Go up one. -One.
-One left. -One. -Then to the very bottom.
-Then far right, until the end. Up two. Lower again. One left. Up.
-No! -What? -It didn't work.
-What do you mean it didn't work? Did it explode? -No. -Where are you now?
-Position 5 in the 6th column. -One, two, three... okay. -Oh my god.
-One down. -Down. -Left.
Up. Left. Left. Up. Up. Right. Left. Down. Right. Right. Up.
-Nooo! -You're worse than... -Me?
-Fuck, you're so bad. -I told you exactly where the white dot was! -My children! My children have died because of you.
-It's going to shit. -Innocents... -Because of your incompetence.
-Inept! -Because of OUR-- -No, you!
-Well I'd like to see you do my job. -Whenever you want, doll. -Now.
First we're going to do the but--oooh, this, this is different.
Okay, there's a blue button that says "press." Huuuurry.
-Okay, press and tell me the color. -You want me to press it?
-The light is blue. -Release when there's a 4.
Four. Done. All good. Great. Now something different. Well, let's do the symbols first, the other is a pain.
-An O with a stick pointing down. A triangle with a T inside. -Yeah, yeah, like an A. -Yes, it's an A.
-Then, buah, there's an N, twisted and super weird, like a lightning bolt. -Backwards?
-Yeah. I see it. -Then there's another that's a Y
, but upside down, and with a slash. -Yes.
First O, A, Y, N.
Good. Now the most difficult. Or what looks the most difficult, that we haven't done yet. There's a panel with numbers, 1, 2, 3, 4.
-Okay, yeah yeah. It's memory. -It's memory? Oh fuuuu... -I need paper.
-Oh Lord. No, we're going to do it by memory. -What does it say on the screen?
-2. -2. Okay. Press the button in the 2nd position.
-It's a 2. Okay, now there's a 4 on the little screen. -Press the button in the second position. -4. Okay, good. Now another number comes up.
-3. -Press the button in the 3rd position. -Okay. -What is it?
-It's a four. And now a four comes up. -Push the button... -Oh god. -...in the same position as stage 2.
-Alright. Now there's a 4. One left. -Okay. Press the button with the same label as the 3rd stage.
-2, 4, 4. -4, I think. -That's it!
-Yeeeah! -Defused!
-Defused. -Woo! We're heroes!
-No, this is solo work. I told you before. I'm a hero.
When we fuck it up, you fuck it up. When we win, I win.
-We're not going to work together in the future. -No, it's clear that we won't.
-And if you work, far from me, because I don't want to explode in the same city as you.
-Me here or me there? -Whatever you want.
-Here. I don't want to explode. -But if we...
-Double your money. -We're starting with the next bomb. We're-- oh god, see you later, this is another level.
-How many are there? -There are 6. -Are there yellow wires?
-There are 3 yellow. -Are there red? -No. -Cut the last.
-Okay. We've got it. More wires. -How many? -There are 6.
-Are there yellow? -No. -Look for the serial number.
-I have it here. -Is the last number even or odd?
-It's odd. -Cut the third wire. -Shit dude.
-Let's do the...pfff... okay, the first button. There are a few.
There's a white button that says "abort". Let's go. Mhmmm, "it's easy."
-Okay, press and tell me the light. -It's red. -When there's a 1 on the clock. -A one? Okay. 4, 3, 2, 1.
-Got it! Okay, second button. -Yes. -It says "hold" in red.
-Press and let go immediately. -Alright, we've got it! Let's do the... penis code.
-Penis code? -Yes. A trident, a 6, a reverse euro, and an æ. -Wait, wait.
-Trident, 6, euro, and... -æ.
-Six. Euro. Æ. Trident. -Perfect. And now, the last, that I saw looking for the serial.
There we are. Okay. Another code. There's a star, a question mark, a euro, and an O with a stick.
Alright. Euro, O, star, question mark.
-That's it! That's it, right? Yes, no? -I don't know. Yes?
-Yes. Yes! -Yes?
We're the fucking masters. High five.
Oh now we're the fucking masters?
You're right, I got confused. I'm the fucking master.
Fist bump. With yourself.
-Well I hope you've liked today's video. The tension, heroism... -Sexual?
Um, I meant the tension that we could die, but the sexual tension too.
Like for the sexual tension.
-And if we get 2,000 likes, -2,000, that's good.
-We'll do a second part with more bombs, more difficult, more tension, more death! -More death!
As always, thank you! And you have to do this, with two fingers, and a kiss, and peace.
Piss. And poop.
See you later.
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