Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Youtube daily report w Mar 28 2017

This is BBC world news, I'm Lucy Grey, the headlines

Cyclone Debbie has made landfall in the Australian state of Queensland, strong winds and heavy

rains are battering the coast.

Thousands of residents have been evacuated from the area.

The anti-apartheid hero Ahmed Kathrada has died after a brief illness

Kathrada who was 87 dedicated his life to the struggle for freedom in South Africa.

President Trump is set to sign an executive order overturning measures that were part

of Barack Obama's plan to curb global warming.

The decree will undo the clean power plan which required States to slash carbon emissions

from power plants And President Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner

has agreed to testify to the Senate Intelligence Committee, as part of its investigations into

alleged Russian interference in the U.S. presidential election

And those the latest headlines

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"Bëhu aktiv/e, merr iniviativë" - "Be active, take initiative" - Duration: 3:23.

Kosovar Youth Council and Students Council of Kosovo PRESENTS

BE ACTIVE, TAKE INITIATIVE

Hey Zana, how are you? I'm fine, how about you Lum?

I am good. What are you doing? What's up?

Nothing much. Going to school, yourself? Nothing… By the way, what did you choose to study?

Engineering School, how about you? Gymnasium. Hm… Why did you go in VET school, you always had good grades?

Does that matter? I always liked engineering, that's why.

Eemm… ahh… well, that's weird, even Gent that never studied anything, is at Engineering School…

However, even if I would like to go in VET school, my dad wouldn't let me. Anyway, do you like it there?

Good, but not as I expected. I like the program, because most of the classes are supposed to be practical learning.

However, we have a lack of cabinets, equipment and even books. Even though that there are some cabinets,

we don't usually practice in those spaces because teachers are saying that we should take care and don't destroy them,

but actually to me it seems like they are not even qualified for the subject they teach.

Yeah, same here… we only have two cabinets and we barely see them…

Except these problems that we already mentioned, I also don't like the methodologies that teachers are

using in gymnasium, cause all we do is, learning by heart. Anyway, for the matter of fact there are some good teachers

that try to keep us engaged in different activities and they are also cooperating with some private companies in order

for us to get the practical learning. Furthermore, the budget is not satisfactory, and the officials of school are not even

capable of managing it. Eihhh… except this, I also don't like the fact that the officials

don't make us part of the decision-making process, even that we always hear them say

"With the Students in the Center"! Not even mentioning the evaluation process, where each teacher

evaluates us based on our behaviors. For example, last week I got a low grade, just because I was a bit noisy.

Extra this, I am so fed up with all of these private courses, shouldn't they be inspected by education inspectorate?

(Car noises)

We almost got crushed, you can't even find one speed bump near school hahaha

Exactly. By the way, is your school protected by security guards?

Yes, it is, students pay for it every year, but they are there just formally because everyone can get in without wearing a uniform.

What about doing something to change all of this… Could we for example gather a group of students to work together

on helping to change situation? Good idea. Let's be ACTIVE, and take INITIATIVE!

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COZINHA SAUDÁVEL EM NOVA YORK FT. BELA GIL | NATURAL GOURMET INSTITUTE - Duration: 10:25.

You know what's really delicious here, even though it's vegan

are these cinnamon rolls made from sweet potatoes.

You know where I got it? Over there, in Body & Soul.

And you know what else is delicious, this chocolate babka, a traditional Jewish treat

which they sell over in Las Delicias, have you tried it?

No, not yet.

Rogerio, you fricking idiot!

But can you believe it's gluten-free?

In fact, chefs and pastry-makers in New York are using more local ingredients by the day. And using less meat!

And, managing to make delicious food that is also healthy!

I want to learn to cook that way.

Me too! And in that magic store I love, they must sell a magic trick that will turn me into a New York chef!

It's close by on 21st Street, let's go!

You're Brazilian, right? You speak Portuguese?

I'm a student at the Natural Gourmet Institute, up ahead.

It's the first licensed and credentialed plant-based culinary school in the United States!

Local, organic foods. Less meat.

Lots of vegetables. Whole grains.

With an emphasis on nutrition and health.

These are huge trends in New York restaurants and home kitchens.

Eating more natural, healthier ingredients is really important for New Yorkers, including, of course, your...

Ah, well, I guess from here on in it will be MORE important for your Amigo Gringo.

Presented by the Natural Gourmet Institute

The Natural Gourmet Institute celebrates its 40th birthday in 2017.

They offer short-term classes of three days or one week,

But the main dish is a six-month professional program,

including an internship in a NY restaurant kitchen.

Many Brazilian chefs have completed the course,

like Bela Gil, and I think Walquiria and Rogério will be next.

And one more note: the school helps you get an M-1 student visa.

OK, I have a question. It's all well and good to cook healthy and delicious food...

but my mother is a vegan.

And my father is gluten-free.

And my grandmother has diabetes.

But in my city, people like traditional food, not fancy-schmancy contemporary stuff.

Right, but I love chicken.

Cool, right?

Yeah, but, I don't know. I'd feel more confident if a Brazilian recommended the school.

Hi!

-Bela! -Bela Gil, here? -My God! What are you doing here?

This is where I studied more than ten years ago!

I love it, and I recommend it to everyone.

This is where I learned to cook with tofu, legumes, all the stuff I make.

Ah, and I think you could trade Rogério for a cauliflower. [REFERENCE TO A FAMOUS BELA GIL MEME]

February 27 - First day of Chef's Training Program

Chef, I'm a little worried, you know why?

Rogério is not a very coordinated person.

Bela Gil's got competition!

Calm down, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

NEW YORKESE CLASS

We'd like to thank the Natural Gourmet Institute.

This is their site

It's also in the video description.

Of course, subscribe to the channel if you haven't already

and follow us on social media. And now, your New Yorkese class...

And our special guest, Bela, is back to help.

When you're in New York and want to cook a Brazilian dish

you go to a supermarket, and it can be a bit tricky if you don't know how to say the ingredients in English

Can you help us, give some examples?

Sure, here's a classic: "banana da terra"

If you ask for a banana here, that won't do it. It's "plantain."

The next is "aipim."

"Mandioca" [THE SAO PAULO WAY TO SAY IT] - she's so from Rio!

Macaxeira! [NORTHEAST BRAZIL]

And that's "yuca." It's interesting, we use the Spanish word here.

That's what you'd ask for in New York. Next?

And another one, which is complicated even in Brazil, is "cheiro verde" [A HERB MIX]

Ah, so it's not "green smell."

How do you find "cheiro verde" here?

"Cheiro verde" is a mix of "salsinha..."

Hold on! Parsley.

"Coentro" if you're in the northeast

Cilantro.

And "cebolinha"

That's "scallion" or "green onion."

Perfect, thanks so much. You have a channel as well!

-I do. -What's its name? -"Canal da Bela" [Bela's Channel]

OK, thanks Bela!

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Speaking with your hands: Brazilian vs. Italians Gestures - Duration: 2:22.

Hi, this is Lize, from Mosalingua, and today I've invited Mara, another member of our team,

To talk about something Brazilian and Italian people have in common:

The habit of talking with their hands.

Hello guys!

Although gesturing is not always a polite thing to do, we all do it.

So we better be aware that gestures, like languages, have different

Meanings in different countries. Exactly like in Italy and Brazil, for example.

In Brazil, when you want to say there are a lot of people in a place,

you do this.

In Italy, the same gesture

means "fear", so you use it to say that the person you are talking to is afraid

of something.

In Brazil, if you are eating something nice, or talking about something nice

to eat,

you do this.

In Italy, to say

with a gesture that the food you're eating is good,

We do like this.

In Italy, if you are at a party

or in some public place

and you want to ask someone you are with to leave, you would gesture, discreetly,

like this.

Here, in the same situation, people use a completely different gesture

In Italy,

when someone says something you cannot agree with or something hard

to believe, you show it like this.

In Brazil, in those situations, we actually don't use our hands…

but our head.

In Italy, when you had enough to eat and you're full, you would show it this way.

In Brazil,

that same gesture would say exactly the opposite…

meaning that you are hungry

When you want to say you're full, you usually gesture like this.

If you enjoyed this video, subscribe to our YouTube channel,

for more hacks, advice, and tools on language

learning.

And, if you do feel that you would be speechless if you had your hands tied up,

don't miss our article on the blog MosaLingua about the use of gestures in different cultures.

Thanks for watching and…

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BBC one minute world news March 28, 2017 part 2 - Duration: 0:59.

This is BBC world news, I'm Lucy Grey, the headlines

Cyclone Debbie has made landfall in the Australian state of Queensland, strong winds and heavy

rains are battering the coast.

Thousands of residents have been evacuated from the area.

The anti-apartheid hero Ahmed Kathrada has died after a brief illness

Kathrada who was 87 dedicated his life to the struggle for freedom in South Africa.

President Trump is set to sign an executive order overturning measures that were part

of Barack Obama's plan to curb global warming.

The decree will undo the clean power plan which required States to slash carbon emissions

from power plants And President Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner

has agreed to testify to the Senate Intelligence Committee, as part of its investigations into

alleged Russian interference in the U.S. presidential election

And those the latest headlines

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DON'T SAY THIS TO A KOREAN GUY! - Duration: 2:23.

Okay, remember this one?

The rubbish bin is full. Can you take it out?

Because it's your housework job. You are the "rubbish man"

you are the "rubbish man" (in Korean)

YAH! THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD IN KOREAN!

Okay in English, and especially in Australian English

like saying rubbish man, that's literally someone's job

someone's career

yeah right

"oh I'm the rubbish man" but what does it sound like in Korean?

It doesn't sound good, like you are like rubbish

we are trash

like bastard

like you are a really bad person

trash bastard

you are a dick

or something

I didn't mean it when I said it though

but you can say like that way sometimes

really?

if you are angry at me "rubbish man!"

but I was just saying "hey this is your housework job, you've gotta do this"

I know

but don't say that one in Korean

it doesn't sound good

I was just doing direct translation

I know but sometimes it's doesn't work

direct translations don't always work

that's a really good lesson

from this

rubbish man!

rubbish girl!

no!

see?

see?

Well sometimes I am

sometimes I am

sometimes I'm rubbish girl

I accept that

sometimes I'm a rubbish girl

Especially if you are like watching Netflix

and have like chocolate balancing on your belly

or potato chips and it's like "yeah I'm a rubbish girl"

usually I'm a rubbish man because I'm taking all the rubbish out

so yeah

that's me

That is your Korean lesson today

don

don't call someone a rubbish man

unless they really deserve it

yup

it is not a job description

If you are angry at them, tell them "you are rubbish man"

rubbish girl

rubbish

Okay subscribe to us if you haven't already

check out the comics on the blog, so these, My Korean Husband comics

are on the blog

and there is also the Nicholalala webtoon on webtoons.com

in the Slice of Life section

and please follow all the social media

and we'll see you later bye

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170327 [ENGSUB] ASTRO NIMDLE - Episode 8 - Duration: 6:39.

[Subs by Kang Kohie]

[Speed is the main point!] #Cushion_Heart_to_Heart_Quiz (Eunwoo ver.)

EW: This question is very easy, everyone~

MJ: Don't ask us then!

EW: You disqualified~

EW: I'll say it now! AST: Okay!

EW: My foot size is...?!

//Moonbin sprints faster since he's Eunwoo's Roommate//

MB: 270mm!

EW: Wro-- Correct!!

//Eunwoo suddenly slipped 'Wrong'//

MJ: Why?! I came first but he pushed me!

EW: Whatever hyung said is wrong since you failed!

//Moonbin and Eunwoo share the same foot size//

MJ: Good for you since it's big!

//Moonbin got Donkatsu as his food!// (T/N: It's chicken/meat/pork cutlet)

//Jealous// JJ: Heol...there's Donkatsu too...

MB: It's good if there's rice too to eat with Donkatsu...

MJ: Shall I buy you some rice?

//Soon after that, he choosed the tools he need to eat with...//

//He got a Toothpick!//

MJ: Eat it deliciously! MB: This gonna be good!

MB: Which one is Donkatsu? RC: There's it sauces too!

EW: There's rice here too!

MB: Heol?! (Wow)

SH: The Hotteok I got is just a snack...

JJ:

//Donkatsu Mukbang started (ft. Toothpick)//

MJ: He's eating rice with Donkatsu now, I'm so jealous...

MB: Since there's a lot of Donkatsu, I'll give it to you guys.

MB: Rocky first...

//Moonbin giving a first cutlet to Rocky first//

MB: It's the best eating it with rice!

AST: Thank you!

//Moonbin sharing his food with his members//

SH: Why Jinjin-hyung didn't come here?

//He's really eating the rice with the Toothpick//

MB: First come, first serve~

SH: Why you didn't come out?

//Giving a piece of Donkatsu to Jinjin//

//Dust-Hyung in action// MJ: I'll come to you like this...

EW: I'll tell you the 2nd question~

EW: Which part of my body...

//The question isn't finished yet, Sanha already goes off...//

MJ: Don't say anything! x2 Just let him be!

//Reverse...//

//Q: Which part of my body that I'm not really confident?//

SH: I know this!

SH: Eyes!

//Wrong!//

MB: Eyebrows!

//Wrong!//

JJ: Thighs!

//Correct!//

//Oh...this is it...//

MJ: I don't understand the question! Start again!

EW: It's not what I don't confident...

SH: Isn't it about your confident body part...?

//When did I say that??//

//What food will Jinjin draws?//

JJ: Ah...what's this?

SH: I'll eat this then...

//Jinjin's food is "Iced Choco Drink"//

JJ: This is the Iced Choco? MB: YOU CAN'T EAT IT!!

//Others eating the leftover Donkatsu//

JJ: Is this right?

SH: What's that?

SH: Iced Choco?

JJ: Wasn't this 'No Ice' instead?

SH: Shall I drink it once to know it has ice or not?

JJ: I know you like it alot...

SH: You drink that a lot!

SH: Drink that a lot! JJ: Who wants to drink it?

//He still doesn't know it// MJ: Me!!

//Jinjin shares the 'No Ice' Choco drink's taste with others//

MJ: This...what you got?

MJ: Oh...drink it...

MJ: Oh...drink it...

//Oh...You drink it all...//

JJ: It's not that bad~

RC: Come here quickly!

EW: I will say 3rd question now!

EW: It's kinda hard. But, I wrote down 3 different answers for this question.

EW: I will acknowledge your answer if it's almost the same with other 3.

MJ: How about our personal thoughts?

EW: Pardon?

MJ: How about our personal thoughts?

EW: You disqualified~

EW: "Eunwoo feels grateful if ___ does ___."

//It's my turn now//

RC: "When Rocky does some effort---"

EW: Wrong!

AST: GO AWAY!

RC: It's not it?

AST: GO AWAY!!

RC: You wouldn't answer it correct--

MJ: "When the members are striving hardships..."

EW: It's almost the same!

MJ: S-so? EW: 'Members' is correct and then?

MJ: Really? Can I do it once again?

AST: Nope. RC: GO AWAY!

MJ: Rocky, you go away too!

RC: "Me as Eunwoo..."

JJ: Go away now! Go away I said!

//Hing...TT//

MB: "When the members...love him back."

EW: (hint) There's a word that almost accurate!

MJ: AH! AL-LALALALA!

MJ: "When the members send him a picture."

(lol MJ's sound XD)

JJ: GO AWAY!!! GO AWAY I SAID!

SH: "Eunwoo feels grateful when the members...sent a funny picture to Eunwoo-hyung."

JJ: "Eunwoo feels grateful when the members sent a 'Ka-Talk' message to cheer him up."

//Correct//

//As expected//

EW: This is the 3 answers for this...

EW: The members sent a 'Ka-Talk' messages,

EW: When Bin-ie woke up early,

EW: and When Rocky taught me dance!

(Iced Choco drink is such a bad memories) //Please let it be another food...//

JJ: I don't want Croquette, everyone...

MJ: Just eat the croquette! AST: Eat it deliciously!

EW: Daebak!

//He needs to eat it with Rice Spoon//

JJ: Wow, for real~

JJ: I'll give a 'Rice Spoon-ful'!

//Laughing Out Loud//

JJ: I'll give a 'Rice Spoon'-ful!

//They're curious of the fillings inside//

JJ: I will cut it in half then~

MB: There's seafood!

JJ: So~ Sanha take seafood one!

SH: I can't eat Seafood...

//The fillings are Seafood, Potatoes and Sweet Potato//

SH: Oh! All of us will get half! I want Potatoes one!

//The ones who want Seafood are MJ-hyung and Moonbin//

JJ: Eat it! A 'Rice Spoon'-ful of it~

//Jinjin's giving one by one like a Mother Bird//

SH: The potato one is delicious!

//Everyone eating the Croquettes happily//

AST: The seafood one is good! JJ: Aren't we too enjoying this?

MJ: I won't get it right since I'll get to eat it~!

//Next one is Moonbin's turn!//

MB: Why you guys don't come here?

JJ: Why are you guys so fast?! (As expected our slow-leader xD)

MJ: (cracks up)

MJ: Why he's here?! (laughing) JJ: His posture though!

(FINALLYYYY THE CHICKENNNN)

[Subs by Kang Kohie]

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These fruit flies are throwing down.

They're like fruit fly gladiators.

They lunge.

Flip each other over.

Roll around.

And even toss each other, sumo-wrestler style.

Normally, fruit flies don't get this worked up over a drop of apple juice.

But these guys have had their genes manipulated, something scientists have been doing to fruit

flies for more than a century.

Yep, these little insects that we only notice when they get into our kitchen are unsung

heroes of science.

In 1910, biologist Thomas Hunt Morgan noticed a rare white-eyed fly among his normal red-eyed

ones.

The discovery led to our fundamental understanding of how genes get passed on from generation

to generation.

Since then, fruit flies have been key to figuring out how human diseases work.

That's because, when it comes down to it, fruit flies are more like us

than you might think.

They have about the same number of genes: 20,000 or so.

In fact, 75 percent of the genes that make humans sick are found, in a very similar form,

in fruit flies.

They're a simpler version of us, a kind of genetic mirror that scientists have used

to learn about cancer, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's.

And the fighter fruit flies?

They're helping researchers learn about conditions that tap into our emotional states,

like depression or addiction.

Neuroscientist Eric Hoopfer – who studies fruit flies in David Anderson's lab at Caltech

– flashes them with a red light.

He has altered these research flies to be sensitive to this light.

It activates a cluster of neurons in the flies' brains.

And they fight.

But change the intensity of the light, and they do something very different.

See how they're vibrating just one wing?

That's fruit fly flirting.

The researchers were surprised to see that the same neurons controlled such different

behaviors.

What do fighting and "flirting" have in common?

In both, flies are pretty hot and bothered.

These neurons control something like emotional arousal.

Pinpointing these circuits in their brain could help us figure out where trouble starts

in the human brain… and maybe one day, lead to better treatments for mental illness.

So the next time you see one of these guys on your leftover piece of banana, you might

want to think twice about swatting it.

A little thanks might be in order instead.

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Hey guys. It's Lauren.

These flies seem to be having fun.

If you're curious about the amorous habits of other animals, check out our video on newts.

Every year they travel back to the pond where they were born to get some underwater lovin'.

And watch how garden snail babies are made.

It involves a tiny spear called a "love dart."

Thanks for watching.

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RECORDING VIDEOS & FLYING MY DJI MAVIC PRO AGAIN! | VLOG 16 - Duration: 4:47.

Hey guys! Welcome to this new vlog.

So today I am going to film 2 more videos for my main channel

and a friend of mine is going to help me film.

I'm ready!

Hey guys, it is Friday and today I am going to a friend.

We are just going to hang out and watch some anime,

and I also want to test out my drone one more time because last time it was too windy.

I also got this new mic and I don't really know yet how it sounds so let me know what you think!

Maybe some of you guys will remember this but this is actually the location

I recorded my 2015 medley at.

So that was the end for this vlog, if you enjoyed it please leave a like and I will see you guys in the next video!

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HPE Aruba ClearPass Policy Manager – Device Profiling, Policy Implementation, and Network Tailoring - Duration: 1:55.

By now, we've all faced challenges with users and their devices.

You may have a BYOD policy in place,

but chances are the majority of users disregard it

or don't even know about it.

And more than likely, most employees have their

personal devices connected to the production network

because, well, they have the key,

and the guest network is for guests, right?

Then there's IoT.

You may not have run into any problems yet,

but between the growing number of

company- and employee-owned smart devices,

you soon will.

The IoT trend isn't going away.

Is your network prepared to handle those devices

and the complications they present?

With the ever-increasing number of network devices,

the question of access control and network security

is becoming more involved.

How do you balance security and ease of user access?

What if I told you there was a single solution to address

all of these network access and security issues,

and you don't have to change your network infrastructure to use it?!

Introducing HPE Aruba ClearPass and Optio Data.

With ClearPass you can easily identify devices

and users on your network,

making it simple to set access permissions

and security policies for anyone,

on any device, down to the smallest detail.

ClearPass can automatically perform

a threat assessment of all users and devices

before they even connect to the network,

and assign permissions accordingly.

Visitors can access your guest network

through a customizable interface

without compromising the security

and performance of your network.

And to top it all off, ClearPass will work

with nearly any network infrastructure device.

Finally! The question of secure network access control

has a clear answer...

HPE Aruba ClearPass with Optio Data.

Devices Enabled.

Workers Empowered.

Guests Connected.

Network Secured.

For more infomation >> HPE Aruba ClearPass Policy Manager – Device Profiling, Policy Implementation, and Network Tailoring - Duration: 1:55.

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Dave Chappelle Just Offended Everyone — but Spoke Some Controversial Truths - politics - Duration: 8:01.

Dave Chappelle Just Offended Everyone � but Spoke Some

Controversial Truths

After spending over a decade out of the spotlight following his public exit from his 2000s hit

Chappelle�s Show, this week comedian Dave Chappelle released two stand-up specials on

Netflix.

The wildly politically incorrect sets have already drawn criticism from gay and transgender

communities, but while his comedy certainly poked fun at the two minorities, it also lambasted

numerous subgroups in America.

Chappelle targeted everyone from white people to black people to Asians, women, celebrities,

Donald Trump, and the Hollywood establishment. Though much of the buzz surrounding the highly

anticipated Netflix specials focused on Chappelle�s arguably offensive jokes about minority groups,

much of his most salient commentary focused on the government and racial injustice within

the system.

In his first set, titled �The Age of Spin,� filmed last year at the Hollywood Palladium,

Chappelle discussed Netflix�s popular 2016 docuseries Making a Murderer. Discussing Steven

Avery, a white man allegedly framed by police for murder, Chappelle joked:

�Steven Avery is in more trouble than any white person in the history of the United

States has ever been in. In a justice system designed for him to thrive, he�s failed

miserably � twice. I can�t even wrap my mind around it. If Making a Murderer was about

a black dude, that shit would be called �Duh.��

He went on, alluding to police involvement in Avery�s conviction and African Americans�

historical skepticism toward police:

�All he needed to get off that he didn�t have was a single black juror. That�s all

it would�ve [taken]. Because only a black dude in the United States can look at 11 other

dudes and be like, �I think the police did this shit.��

Chappelle did not shy away from discussing race and politics. In his second set, �Deep

In The Heart Of Texas: Live At Austin City Limits,� filmed in 2015, he tackled it head

on.

�Tough time for the blacks,� he said. �These are not good times for the blacks.

You know what I�m talking about right? Police are killing us again. It�s a very unfortunate

set of circumstances because we were doing very well.�

Continuing, he discussed other marginalized groups in America:

�You know, America has a racial hot seat. I think we can all agree that that�s the

truth, and we can also agree that that hot seat is traditionally occupied by African-Americans

in general, African-American men in particular.�

�Although I can see that in recent years,� he went on, �that seat has been occupied

by Mexicans, and I dare say Arabs. And we the black Americans would like to thank you

both for your sacrifice and your struggle. We needed a break. We needed a goddamn break.�

He focused on the particular struggle Arabs face:

�We all go through something,� he said, �but at least I can leave my backpack someplace.

If you�re Arab and you forget a backpack, you have about 20 minutes before they send

that robot to blow your shit up. You can kiss all that engineering homework goodbye, Fouhad.�

In his Hollywood special, Chappelle went on an extended diatribe about when things went

wrong in America. Joking about how everyone is now angry whereas it used to be only black

people who were angry, he opined about how this happened, dropping surprising kernels

of truth in his statement. After joking about times changing around and after World War

II, he said:

�And then behind the scenes of that, there was a little-known government agency that

started testing mind control drugs on the American public.�

Indeed, the CIA conducted mind control experiments on subjects using psychedelic drugs. But according

to Chappelle:

�They fucked up. They tested it for 12 years. They didn�t realize these drugs were not

mind-controlling. They were mind expanding. It was LSD and mescaline� and for the first

time, there was a new school of thought that was chemically induced that made people question

the very society they lived in.�

He continued:

�By 1960, the president of the United States was only 42 years old. Can you imagine? DMX

is older than that. And he was gonna usher in a new era of peace. He was gonna avoid

the Cold War. He was gonna end segregation. And they blew his fucking brains out in front

of everyone in Dallas.�

He did not specify who �they� were but went on to make a biting observation about

dissent in America:

�This country was never the same. There were seven more major assassinations in the

60s. Anyone that stood up and said anything was shot down in the streets like a fucking

dog. Kennedy, Kennedy, King, X, Evers � on and on. You didn�t even have to be famous.

You could be a college student at Kent State or in Mississippi protesting the Vietnam War,

and they shot them, too. The 70s were a wild era. And while all this was going on, Bill

Cosby raped 54 people.�

Bill Cosby, along with O.J. Simpson, were a frequent focus in the specials and often

provided comedic relief after Chappelle made more serious statements like the one above.

In another apparent affront to mainstream politics and conventional history, Chappelle

appeared to question mandatory vaccinations. After he asked the Austin audience how they

felt about such policies, receiving cheers in response, he responded:

�I�m sorry, ladies and gentlemen. I just� I don�t know. I don�t know about this

one. First of all, black people generally don�t trust doctors � after the Tuskegee

experiments and all that shit.�

Chappelle was referencing, as the Atlantic has explained it, �the 40-year experiment

run by Public Health Service officials [that] followed 600 rural black men in Alabama with

syphilis over the course of their lives, refusing to tell patients their diagnosis, refusing

to treat them for the debilitating disease, and actively denying some of them treatment.�

Chappelle�s jokes spanned nearly every layer of potentially offensive content. He joked

at length about Caitlyn Jenner�s gender transition in the Hollywood special, and in

the Austin special, he further questioned trans culture. Expressing support, he said,

�I support anybody�s right to be whoever they feel like they are inside. I�m your

ally in that.�

�However,� he continued, �my question is to what degree do I have to participate

in your self-image?�

Regardless of how one feels about Chappelle�s arguably offensive show, two things were apparent:

he wasn�t concerned about offending anyone, an attitude expressed recently by other major

comedic players. Figures like Jerry Seinfeld and Tina Fey have bemoaned the constraints

PC culture places on free speech and comedy. As Chappelle warned the audience early in

his Hollywood performance after they gasped at one of his jokes:

�Ladies and gentleman, man the fuck up or you�re not going to make it through this

show.�

Most importantly, Chappelle proved himself fearless in confronting deeply uncomfortable

realities about American society, culture, and government, dropping otherwise shocking

bits of information in with classic Chappelle comedy.

For more infomation >> Dave Chappelle Just Offended Everyone — but Spoke Some Controversial Truths - politics - Duration: 8:01.

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LEGO BATMAN FIGHTING JOKER AND HARLEY IN JOKERLAND LEGO SET - Duration: 4:45.

Hello, hello Batman!

What a wonderful, wonderful night

and I have a new dating partner...

hahaha...so perfect

Joker!

I should have know you are behind this!

Behind this?

Oh, no, no, no

I am the front of this

and I have something special this time for you!

I am tired of your games. It's time I stop you for good!

Hahahahahaha!

Let me stop you by saying that I, I missed you!

I thought of you so many times in my jail time.

What I can do this time to make him hate me less?

Should I buy him some dinner?

Ask him to a movie night, give him some ring or maybe something that will cheer him up?

I don't know?

You are crazy!

Hahahahahaha!

Batshit crazy!

Yeaaaah.

And I like it!

You like it too, actually I think you love me in your own way!

What are you talking about?

Just, just listen! I love making people suffer.

You know this, they need me, you need me,

I am the reason some excitement happens in your boring boring life!

Just imagine!

Without me you'll be right home in your ugly chair

eating some untasteful pizza and drinking a cheap beer

with a belly to hold your food

and watching

Kardashian maybe or some telenovela,

but because of me you are here, fighting a crime

fit as Superman and ready for a fight

See!

Such excitement I bring!

Hahahahaha!

I don't need you to live my life!

Let's see...let's see Mr. Angel

I beat people, you beat people,

I send them to the bottom of the lake

You send them to the jail which to me is the same.

You say you hate making people suffer well...

What about me?

I suffer too in my own way when you're stopping me

See we are not that different bats!

I am nothing like you. I stop people like you!

Bla, bla, bla ,bla blaaaaaa...

He wants justice!

The almighty!

You and I are not so different and by the way you are so boring right now.

Than let me stop you! So you have more fun in jail.

I have fun all the time!

Sometimes more sometimes less but still fun.

And you...

Well...

I have a surprise for you.

Don't we dear?

Yupiiiiiiiii!

Yes my love! And I think the Bat will love it!

Yes, yes, yes he will!

Harley!

I miss you Bats and I want to miss you again!

Yes dear, let's miss him together!

Enough!

Oh, oh no, he got angry! Goooooood...

Because I have something that can calm you down.

Yes, make you peaceful like a little kid.

Dear, can you shoot that bottle over there?

And make it count!

Yes, dear!

I shoot and...

poc

and

boooooooooooooooom!

Aaah!

You...

Something is happening to me.

Aaah!

This was not supposed to happen!

Mmmmmm

I think dear its time to run!

See you bats!

Hahahahaha

My head...

is killing me!

For more infomation >> LEGO BATMAN FIGHTING JOKER AND HARLEY IN JOKERLAND LEGO SET - Duration: 4:45.

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Yuka Utano & Arise Idayu - Suki Kirai (UTAU/Highloid) - Duration: 4:34.

For more infomation >> Yuka Utano & Arise Idayu - Suki Kirai (UTAU/Highloid) - Duration: 4:34.

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Police Officer Joined By 4-Year-Old For Panera Dinner Date - Duration: 0:30.

A POLICE OFFICER WAS NOT

EXPECTING A GUEST.

VIDEO WAS POSTED.

THE OFFICER WAS ON HIS DINNER

BREAK WHEN A FOUR-YEAR-OLD

PULLED UP A CHAIR AND JOINED HIM

. SHE ASKED FOR A PLAY DATE.

THE POLICE GAVE HER A JUNIOR

POLICE OFFICER STICKER.

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How to Test a Correlation Matrix for Significance - Identity Matrix - Duration: 4:24.

In this video I'd like to show you how

to test a correlation matrix to see

whether it's significant.

So here I have three variables, SAT

social support, and college GPA. And I

calculated the correlation matrix in

another video, and I saw that two of the

bivariate correlations were significant,

college GPA with SAT, right here, and

college GPA with social support, but that

social support and SAT was not

significant. Now on a bivariate level,

which is what we just looked at, two

variables at a time, we saw that two were

significant and one was not. But I can also test

this entire matrix as it's called at a

single point in time to see whether,

overall, is this entire matrix

significantly different from a matrix in

which these values would all be 0 and

you have 1s on this main diagonal,

which is also known as an identity

matrix. And there are applications where we

might want to do this, such as in factor

analysis as well as in other

multivariate procedures, where we want to

know before we begin the analysis are

the variables significantly correlated

in the whole system of variables. Are they

significant, or are they just within

sampling era of zero. So that's what

we're doing when we test this

correlation matrix against the identity

matrix. So do that we want to go to

Analyze and then go to Dimension

Reduction and then select Factor. And

then here I'm going to move my three

variables over to the variables box, and

then go ahead and select Descriptives.

And here what I want to select is KMO

and Bartlett's test of sphericity. Click

Continue. And then click OK. Now in our

output I'm going to delete these last

three tables, as they aren't relevant to

what we're looking at here.

But notice this table here, KMO and

Bartlett's test. What we want to look at

is this p-value right here. And if this

p-value is less than .05, if we're

using an alpha .05, then that means

that this matrix is significantly

different from zero. In other words, we're

testing this matrix, with with these

observed correlations here, against a

matrix of ones on this main diagonal,

and zeros in all other places. So,

essentially, no correlation here, no

correlation here, no correlation here, or

if you're looking at the mirror image,

this side which is the exact same as

this, it's just the mirror image of it, no

correlations here, whichever side you

prefer to look at. So this test here

tests whether this matrix, once again, is

significantly different from a matrix

with ones and zeros everywhere else,

which means no correlations. And that's

called an identity matrix, ones on the

main diagonal 0 everywhere else. And if

we look at this note here we click on

Bartlett's test, right-click the mouse and then

go to What's this?

Let's look at this first line here. Tests

the null hypothesis that the correlation

matrix is an identity matrix. This is

testing whether this matrix is

significantly different from matrix with

ones on the main diagonal, and zeros

everywhere else. So because this result

was significant, and quite significant,

.000025, this gives us

confidence that these variables in this

matrix, if we look at the matrix as a

whole, not on a bivariate level, but overall,

that these variables are significantly

correlated, they're significantly

different than an identity matrix. Now

that doesn't tell us or ensure that

every single variable is correlated with

every other variable, as we saw right

here SAT and social support is not

significant, but it does give us

confidence that there are significant

relationships overall in our matrix when

taken as

whole. And therefore we can go ahead and

do further analyses like a factor

analysis or some other multivariate

analysis, where it depends on that are

variables are correlated to begin with, at a

multivariate level.

OK that's it. Thanks for watching.

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DEFUSING BOMBS! | Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes with Agapito (Spanish with English Subtitles) - Duration: 18:59.

-Hello! I'm here with... -Agapito! Hello!

-How are you... -Really good, Agapitos-- you're doing my greeting!

-Well how are you? -Really good, how are you?

-Really good. -It's so comfortable to be here.

-But it's going to get intense because today we're defusing bombs. -Bombs?

-Yes. -You haven't paid me for that.

No, I haven't paid you at all...

Then what am I doing here? Later. Have fun with the video. Bye.

And if I pay you in kisses?

-Are you ready? -I'm so ready. I'm more than ready. I was born ready.

-To defuse bombs? -Yeah, I studied in Harvard.

-But you studied before you were born? -Yeah, I taught an advanced course before I was born to be born ready.

I'm going to try to explain it. Okay. Two people. One person has the bomb.

The other person has the manual with instructions to defuse the bomb.

-That's me. -Yup.

-You can't look at the bomb. Okay? -Okay.

You have to read things in the manual to help me to defuse the bomb or we both die.

Okay. Sounds good. I like that stuff about dying. I'll do it on purpose. Let's die.

-We're going to save lives! -Our own. We're not heroes.

-And... everyone in the city. -Oh, it's an atomic bomb?

-Yeah, of course, of course. -Maybe! -A triple-quantic total nuclear bomb.

-We'll start with the first bomb. -I'm prepared, fuck.

No! It says here that you can't look. No, no, don't look.

Okay, now I really can't see.

-Are you ready? -I'm so ready. -Okay, I have wires.

-You're going to start with the wires already? Okay. -Yeah!

-Do you have a red wire? -No. There are four. -Okay. Wait wait wait. There are four. There are four?

-Yes! -Okay. Are there red wires? No. -No.

-Oh my god. Euuuuuhhh. Okay. Cut the first wire.

-Done! -Seriously? Oh my god! -Yeah yeah yeah!

-Okay, a red button. -A button. Okay. What does the text say?

-Abort. -Okay. What color is it?

-Red. -Red? -Yes.

-Oh my god, you're fucked. You're so fucked. -No!

-Wait. -Not if you do your job! -Wait. Oh my god, oh my god. I don't know how to read.

-Fuck, it's so small. -We have four minutes!

-Whatever. Just press it. -And let go? -No, no. Hold it 3 seconds and let go.

-Three seconds? -Three seconds.

No. What the fuck are you-- you don't understand that we're going to die!

-Fuck, how many tries do we have? -Two more.

-Two, ah then we have plenty. Alright, wait wait wait. They didn't put anything, they put if the button is--

-This is the real world! -Keep-- oh the real world, we're in deep shit. Look. Keep-- aaaaaaaah here!

Oookay. I don't understand anything. Keep the button held down and look at the "releasing a held button" section.

-Oh god, there are so many options here. Leave it, go to the next. -No! Okay, the one with four symbols.

-Oh okay. Tell me the symbols. -It's a... six. -Six?

-But smashed. An n, but backwards. A euro symbol, but backwards. -*grunting*

-Did you say a six? A reverse euro? -Yes. Six like... bleeh.

-Okay, yeah, an oblate six. And a euro with two dots. -Yes. -And what else?

-An n, but backwards and with an arc above it. And there's a, it's a greek letter, it's like-- what are you laughing at?

-This is serious! -Tell me, tell me! -A Greek letter that's like a w with a stick in the middle.

-Okay, yeah. Okay. okay. First press the 6, then the euro, then the w, then the n. -Yes! Okay!

-It worked? -Yes! Now the button.

And the button. They say, "if the button is blue and says 'abort,' press and hold," but obviously, it's not blue. It's red.

-You have one minute. Oh, I'm stressed. It's the first bomb. -Okay. If there's more than one battery on the bomb and the button says 'detonate,' press and...

If the button is white and the bomb has a label with the tag... yellow... no. There are no instructions for that.

-There are, there are! -There aren't, dammit, I'm telling you!

-I know there are. It's that sometimes they say something like press and look at the color of the light and release when there's a six.

-Do that. -15 seconds.

-We're going to die. We're going to die. -It's the first bomb. -There's nothing else, I can't, I don't know!

-It's the easiest! -I try to read, I try to read and there's nothing here. Look, look, look.

-"Man." -That's me!

-We've gone to shit, no? -Yep. -And it's your fault. You're so bad.

-My fault? -You're horrible. -You're the one who can't read. -Where did you study?

-You know what? -What? -We're going to change places.

-Okay, sounds good to me. I studied at Harvard, so... whatever you want.

But I'm going to read the manual in English and translate. Retry.

-Okay, what do I do first? Look, the same. Okay, I'm going to the wires. -How many? -1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.

-Six. -Yes. -Okay, are there yellow wires?

-Yes, three. -Uh, okay. Are there red wires? -No. Not one.

-Cut the last one. -Ah perfect! Okay. So much tension, fuck.

-Let's do the button. Red, that says "abort." Let's go, let's go, it's not that hard. -I'm reading, I'm reading.

-Fuck, we're going to die. -Ssshh. Now you see the tension?

-Oh god, 4 minutes! -When you're responsible.

-Look on the bomb. You have to exit the zoom and turn the bomb -Exit the zoom, fuck. How do you exit the zoom?

-Okay, got it. Well at least-- -Turn the bomb. With... press and do... this.

-Okay. -Okay? -No.

-How do you do it? Ah, I'm getting nervous. Let's see. What do I have to look at? -The... -No, just kidding, it doesn't turn. Whatever. Let's risk it. To the buttons. I have--

-A backwards n... -Okay, no no no. The button. -You're still going to the button?

-Yes, still. You have to press the button and hol... hol..? And don't let go.

-Okay, it's blue. -Release when there's a 4 on the clock. -When there's a 4? There's already a four.

-Oh! Got it!

A backwards n, a backwards euro, an æ, and a trident. The weird w.

Euro, æ, trident, n.

-That's it! -That's it? -That's it! -The first! Defused!

I studied at Harvard. Better said, I gave classes at Harvard on how to defuse bombs.

And how to read?

-I'm kidding. I'm kidding. -Fuck you.

-Together. Well okay. We're a team, you know? -No. I did it alone.

-The next one. -More bombs. Look at how many there are.

-We're going to die. I have the bomb. -Describe. -It's pretty.

-And it has wires. One black, 3 blue, one yellow, and one red. -How many? How many? -Ugh, just count them, honey, fuck.

...3, 4, 5, and 6. -6. -Yes.

-Are there yellow wires? -One.

-Is there more than one white wire? -No. Zero.

-Are there red wires? -One. -Cut the fourth wire.

Good. Okay, the first all good. Oh my god, we're going to do the hard part. Simon Says.

-And there's a red light blinking. -Press blue.

-No no no, wait! -Fuck, we can't allow these slip-ups!

-We have to look at the serial number. -Do you not understand that I can't turn the bomb?

-I have no idea how. -But I know that it can be done.

-What would happen? Tell me what would happen if... -That if the serial number has a vowel, there are different instructions.

-Do it. With the vowel. -Yeah? -Risk it. Your name is Anne. It's a vowel.

-My name is a vowel? -It made sense in my head. Hurry!

-Red, press blue. -Blue. Yes! -Okay. And now what?

-Now nothing, it's the same. -But there isn't another color?

-Only red is flashing. -Okay, well blue. -Again? -Yes.

-Okay. And nothing. It's like, it moves, but nothing happens.

-What happened? -Shit.

-It exploded. -Why?! -Because I pressed it too much.

I'm sorry. -I'm going to sue Harvard.

-Hey, excuse me, they prepared us stupendously there before being born.

-Do you want to change places? -If I'm awful here, there I'm even worse. But why not?

-Take an uncomfortable seat for your death.

-First there are symbols. Hey, don't look!

-That's it. Tell me. What symbols are there? -Star. Backwards euro. A backwards C with a dot. And a... it's like a Q but... blerp.

-Yes, weird. Okay. First the euro, then the C, then the Q, and then the star. -Okay.

-Okay. -Done! -Good. At least on this one there aren't wires, from what I've seen.

No, but there's a maze, and that's harder. You'll see. Button. Red. Says "abort."

Abort. Okay. Oh, but we're done the same before. Press and release when there's a four.

-Done. -Oh god yes. And what's the maze like? My goodness.

Nobody told me this. Nobody informed me of these categories. Let's see. Solve the maze by connecting the circles.

The bomb defuser has to move the white light to the red triangle. Warning: don't cross the lines shown in the maze. They're invisible on the bomb.

-Okay, well you just have to navigate it. -Yeah. But I don't see the lines, the walls.

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-But, after charging the battery, we are now ready to beg-- beg-- begin-- -Begin. -Again.

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-I'm ready. -Okay. -All this time the camera was without battery I've been studying the instructions.

-So... what could go wrong? -There's a button. -We're starting with the button?

-Yes. White. -White. -Yes. -What does the button say?

-"Abort." -Ahh, release when the timer has a 1. -Okay. -A one.

-Okay, done. -Don't fuck with me.

-Seriously? -Yes. -It worked? -Yes!

-Perfect! -Are you fucking-- did you guess?

-Yes! Okay, next. They taught us at Harvard that-- -Don't play with our lives like that!

-The rules aren't everything. -Okay, symbols. -Symbols. I'm prepared.

-A, a six. Omega. The trident. And a... it's like a hashtag, but... -Yes, with only one thing. Okay.

-First is the six, then the hashtag, then the trident, and then the omega. -Done. -Perfect.

-And now, maze. -Let's go down to the labyrinth.

-Where do you start? -Six columns, it's the second. -In the second column. In which? Top, bottom?

-Five. -I'm looking, I'm looking, okay? -Okay.

Buddy, there's nothing like that. We're fucking this up.

-I'm looking wrong or you're telling me wrong. One, two, three, four, and five. -Yes. The white dot, no?

-Yeah, the white dot. But how can you begin there if there's nothing here? Are you completely and absolutely sure?

-Yes! -Well then we're super fucked because there's nothing like that here.

-Then what do I tell you? Where the circles are? -Are there two lit up circles? -Yes, there are two.

-Ah, that's what you have to tell me! -Oh okay. One just below the white dot. And in the same column... -At the very top.

-Yes. -Go up one. -One.

-One left. -One. -Then to the very bottom.

-Then far right, until the end. Up two. Lower again. One left. Up.

-No! -What? -It didn't work.

-What do you mean it didn't work? Did it explode? -No. -Where are you now?

-Position 5 in the 6th column. -One, two, three... okay. -Oh my god.

-One down. -Down. -Left.

Up. Left. Left. Up. Up. Right. Left. Down. Right. Right. Up.

-Nooo! -You're worse than... -Me?

-Fuck, you're so bad. -I told you exactly where the white dot was! -My children! My children have died because of you.

-It's going to shit. -Innocents... -Because of your incompetence.

-Inept! -Because of OUR-- -No, you!

-Well I'd like to see you do my job. -Whenever you want, doll. -Now.

First we're going to do the but--oooh, this, this is different.

Okay, there's a blue button that says "press." Huuuurry.

-Okay, press and tell me the color. -You want me to press it?

-The light is blue. -Release when there's a 4.

Four. Done. All good. Great. Now something different. Well, let's do the symbols first, the other is a pain.

-An O with a stick pointing down. A triangle with a T inside. -Yeah, yeah, like an A. -Yes, it's an A.

-Then, buah, there's an N, twisted and super weird, like a lightning bolt. -Backwards?

-Yeah. I see it. -Then there's another that's a Y

, but upside down, and with a slash. -Yes.

First O, A, Y, N.

Good. Now the most difficult. Or what looks the most difficult, that we haven't done yet. There's a panel with numbers, 1, 2, 3, 4.

-Okay, yeah yeah. It's memory. -It's memory? Oh fuuuu... -I need paper.

-Oh Lord. No, we're going to do it by memory. -What does it say on the screen?

-2. -2. Okay. Press the button in the 2nd position.

-It's a 2. Okay, now there's a 4 on the little screen. -Press the button in the second position. -4. Okay, good. Now another number comes up.

-3. -Press the button in the 3rd position. -Okay. -What is it?

-It's a four. And now a four comes up. -Push the button... -Oh god. -...in the same position as stage 2.

-Alright. Now there's a 4. One left. -Okay. Press the button with the same label as the 3rd stage.

-2, 4, 4. -4, I think. -That's it!

-Yeeeah! -Defused!

-Defused. -Woo! We're heroes!

-No, this is solo work. I told you before. I'm a hero.

When we fuck it up, you fuck it up. When we win, I win.

-We're not going to work together in the future. -No, it's clear that we won't.

-And if you work, far from me, because I don't want to explode in the same city as you.

-Me here or me there? -Whatever you want.

-Here. I don't want to explode. -But if we...

-Double your money. -We're starting with the next bomb. We're-- oh god, see you later, this is another level.

-How many are there? -There are 6. -Are there yellow wires?

-There are 3 yellow. -Are there red? -No. -Cut the last.

-Okay. We've got it. More wires. -How many? -There are 6.

-Are there yellow? -No. -Look for the serial number.

-I have it here. -Is the last number even or odd?

-It's odd. -Cut the third wire. -Shit dude.

-Let's do the...pfff... okay, the first button. There are a few.

There's a white button that says "abort". Let's go. Mhmmm, "it's easy."

-Okay, press and tell me the light. -It's red. -When there's a 1 on the clock. -A one? Okay. 4, 3, 2, 1.

-Got it! Okay, second button. -Yes. -It says "hold" in red.

-Press and let go immediately. -Alright, we've got it! Let's do the... penis code.

-Penis code? -Yes. A trident, a 6, a reverse euro, and an æ. -Wait, wait.

-Trident, 6, euro, and... -æ.

-Six. Euro. Æ. Trident. -Perfect. And now, the last, that I saw looking for the serial.

There we are. Okay. Another code. There's a star, a question mark, a euro, and an O with a stick.

Alright. Euro, O, star, question mark.

-That's it! That's it, right? Yes, no? -I don't know. Yes?

-Yes. Yes! -Yes?

We're the fucking masters. High five.

Oh now we're the fucking masters?

You're right, I got confused. I'm the fucking master.

Fist bump. With yourself.

-Well I hope you've liked today's video. The tension, heroism... -Sexual?

Um, I meant the tension that we could die, but the sexual tension too.

Like for the sexual tension.

-And if we get 2,000 likes, -2,000, that's good.

-We'll do a second part with more bombs, more difficult, more tension, more death! -More death!

As always, thank you! And you have to do this, with two fingers, and a kiss, and peace.

Piss. And poop.

See you later.

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