Hey guys, it's Annika. Welcome to my "Channika."
Today . . . I just f-ing woke up
so I'm sorry if I look like sh--.
I feel like sh-- too.
But today, I just actually got . . .
I can't . . . there's really no angle I can show it to you,
but I got my Subculture Palette by Anastasia.
For those of you that don't know,
I waited up all f--in night for the Subculture Palette.
It actually launched the next day
so I didn't need to stay up all night
But Norvina, the daughter of the creator of Anastasia,
would not release a time, so nobody f-ing knew.
It was super sketchy.
Then I ended up getting the f-ing palette,
and I'm really excited about it. So . . .
Comes with a bunch of these f-ing things
that are literally like herpes.
You think that you've cleaned all of them up,
and then they just f-ing come back.
So this is what the box looks like.
It says "Subculture." And then, on the back,
there's a picture of what the palette looks like.
So, I've watched a few reviews on this,
and I've learned that the first ingredient
in these shadows are talc,
and the first ingredient
in the Modern Renaissance shadows
are mica, so I'm thinking that that's why
the formula has been a lot more powdery.
I'm really hoping that like,
I'm fine with powdery-ness,
but I'm just really hoping that
they're gonna be easy to blend.
This is what the palette looks like.
And the back looks the same
as the Modern Renaissance.
It just has the name and all the ingredients and stuff.
I'm gonna keep this on,
just in case I f-ing hate the palette,
and I want return it. So, umm. Yeah.
But it comes with a brush.
I'm pretty sure it's the same brush.
I'm gonna prime my eyelids.
I'm gonna give it a fair shot.
I'm gonna use the trèStiQue pencil concealer.
I really like this as an eyelid primer.
I got it in my Ipsy bag.
And I'm going to set the eye primer
with the e.l.f. whatever the f--.
I just need something . . .
something basic.
I'm not quite sure what kind of look I want to go for,
but I do know that I should probably
just start off with this shade, "Dawn."
I'm gonna take my Skone blending brush,
just because this brush makes everything look good,
so I know that if I f-- it up,
it's not gonna be the brush's fault.
I tapped my brush in two times. Okay?
These are like, next-level powdery.
Like, not even LORAC powdery.
I don't understand why they thought,
"Oh, we should just change the ingredients list
to make it even better."
Because everybody loves the Modern Renaissance.
The Modern Renaissance
is everybody's favorite eyeshadow palette.
So clearly, you did nothing wrong.
You did nothing wrong on that palette.
So why would you think,
"Oh, let's change up the formula."
Like, I just don't understand what they were thinking.
That was literally the stupidest thought
they could have ever had.
This shade, I know it's super light,
but it blended out nicely.
I've heard a lot of reviews saying that
these shadows don't blend out nicely,
but this one did.
Now I'm going to take the shade "Edge,"
which is this yellow-y . . .
it's almost like a puke yellow color.
It does not look like how I thought it would.
I thought it was gonna be more of a bright yellow,
but it looks more like a green yellowish color.
And I'm just gonna be putting that underneath
the "Dawn" shade.
Okay, this one blended out well. As well.
[yawn]
F--, I'm tired.
Now I'm gonna take the shade "New Wave,"
which is a kind of orange-ier color.
Okay, so all of these light shades
seem to be blending out nicely.
They're super powdery. Like, more powdery
than LORAC shadows. And y'all know,
y'all f-ing know,
LORAC shadows are Fallout F--ing City.
But I can make them work.
Everybody can make them work.
Everybody loves LORAC shadows,
but these are a little much.
These are a little much.
Yeah, I see what people mean when . . .
they're a little bit hard to blend.
It just frustrates me because these aren't
f-ing Modern Renaissance shadows.
Even if these shadows are good,
I feel like I'm still gonna return this f-ing palette,
because these aren't Modern Renaissance shadows.
They're just not.
And I bought it
because they're Modern Renaissance shadows,
and that's what I was expecting.
And I guess I should have looked
at the ingredients list first,
but the website was crashing.
And I was like, "You know what?
Best just get the f-ing palette first."
I'm gonna take the shade "Fudge,"
which is this warm brown shade,
kind of like sh-.
Dab that into my outer corner
and then start blending.
Oh f--. Oh f--.
Oh f--.
Do you see that? That's not going anywhere.
That's set. She's decided
what she wants to do in life, and she's not moving.
Let me just try a different brush.
I'm just gonna try the Modern Renaissance brush.
Oh my f-ing god, this is . . .
really bad.
Do you see how that's lit?
I look like a fucking sloth. Like a panda.
I have circles around my eyes.
Oh my god. I'm gonna take the shade "Adorned,"
which is this.
Does not feel like the Modern Renaissance.
Really pigmented, but not the Modern Renaissance.
And I'm just gonna blend that into my crease.
Maybe if I take a little bit of that light shade, it'll fix her.
It made her lighter, but didn't do sh--.
Oh my f--ing god.
I'm going to finish the rest of my face makeup,
and then I'm gonna come back,
and I'm gonna give you my full review.
Do y'all know what it looks like
to have never done your eyeshadow before?
I do. It's on my face right now.
What the f-- is this?
What
the f--
is this?
It literally looks like a full f-ing circle.
This one's a little bit better.
Still f-ing shit.
What the f--?
I'm definitely returning this palette.
I want to thank Anastasia so much
for having f--ng free returns.
I really appreciate it. But the thing is,
the reason why I bought this palette
was because I was expecting it
to be Modern Renaissance quality
and it's not.
I think what I think is that
"I think what I think"?
is that Anastasia is gonna realize that
people want mica as their first ingredient
and that will make the palette better.
And I think they're gonna re-launch it.
I haven't heard this. This is my f--ing instinct
And if it happens,
I'm gonna f--ing go into the psychic industry
because like,
f--ing f-- me in the asshole.
Like, I'm not even kidding.
But they're gonna come out
and they're gonna make mica the first ingredient
of this palette,
and then everybody's gonna love it.
I honestly think it's the ingredient change.
They're so powdery. They don't blend out well.
And I think that the lighter shades do well,
but you need a dark shade to complete the look.
And so, I just think that it's not gonna work for me.
It's a pass.
I'm glad that I'm able to return it.
I don't recommend buying it
until Anastasia fixes its f--ing ingredients list.
And now I have f--ing herpes all over my f--ing desk,
because these things . . .
these things are like herpes.
That is my full review of the Subculture Palette
by Anasastia.
It is a "no" for me.
I'd rate it like a 3 out of 10,
maybe 4.
It's good. I like the color selection,
I just f-ing hate . . .
it's so bad!
Anyways, I hope that you guys enjoyed this video.
I'm sorry that it was mad f-ing negative, but . . .
Please comment, rate, subscribe and
keep on
returning.
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