DONALD TRUMP WENT ON MIKE HUCKABEE'S PROGRAM ON TRINITY
BROADCASTING NETWORK A SO HUCKABEE IS THE FORMER GOVERNOR
OF ARKANSAS AND RAN AGAINST DONALD TRUMP BRIEFLY, GOT HIS
ASS HANDED TO HIM AND NOW SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME SUCKING UP TO
HIM, BUT THEY STARTED THE INTERVIEW VERY INFORMALLY,
TALKING ABOUT HUCKABEE'S DAUGHTER WHO IS HUCKABEE
SANDERS, THE PRESS SECRETARY FOR DONALD TRUMP.
THIS IS CUTE, LET'S WATCH THE QUICK AS THE PRESIDENT, LET ME
GET MOST OF THE RIGHTS OF THE SUPPORT IN QUESTION I'M GOING TO
ASK YOU TODAY.
TELL ME, HOW GOOD IS YOUR PRESS SECRETARY?
WELL, I THINK SHE IS PERHAPS ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED
I'VE EVER KNOWN.
AND ACTUALLY, FIRST OF ALL, YOUR DAUGHTER IS A GREAT PERSON.
SHE IS A GREAT HUMAN BEING AND SHE STEPPED IN AND IT'S NOT
EASY, YOU KNOW?
YOU'VE A LOT OF HATERS OUT THERE SCREAMING QUESTIONS THAT
WHEN I LOOK AT THOSE PEOPLE THEY ARE JUST HITTING.
THEY NEVER THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN AND A
HAPPEN FOR A LOT OF GOOD REASONS, BUT SHE HAS DONE
IT WITH BRILLIANCE AND WITH COOLNESS AND WE ARE VERY,
VERY HAPPY WITH THE JOB SHE'S DOING.
SARAH IS A VERY EXCEPTIONAL PERSON.
YOU DID A GOOD JOB.
YOUR WIFE DID A BETTER JOB.
MY WIFE DID A BETTER JOB AND JUST KNOW THAT WE WILL
FOREVER VOTE FOR YOU FOR HAVING JUST SAID THOSE WORDS ABOUT
MY DAUGHTER.
I UNDERSTAND THAT.
NOW THAT THAT CIRCLE JERK IS DONE.
IN THIS CASE, QUITE LITERALLY SINCE THEY ARE BOTH JERKS.
I THINK YOU GOT IT.
LET'S GO TO THE HEART OF THIS INTERVIEW.
THIS IS ABOUT THE CRITICISM HE TOOK FOR HIS ATTITUDE IN
PUERTO RICO.
LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO REHASH THE WHOLE THING BUT HE WENT
OVER THERE AND HE IS LIKE A BUDGET OUT OF WHAT I HE
IMPLIED THAT PUERTO RICAN'S LAZY AND NOT HELPING IN THEIR
OWN RESCUE EFFORTS.
HE WENT AFTER THE MAYOR AND THEN HE THOUGHT HE WAS
HAVING A GOOD TIME SO HE STARTED THROWING PAPER TOWELS WHEN
HE WAS GIVING AWAY MUCH-NEEDED SUPPLIES.
HERE, LET'S GO TO THE VIDEO REALLY QUICK.
THAT'S THE PRESIDENT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DISASTER.
IF IT WAS ANOTHER STORY ANY WINDED A CAMPAIGN STOP
THAT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF FUN BUT PEOPLE DIED.
HE IS LIKE, HURRICANE KATRINA WAS BIGGER,
THAT WAS A REAL STORM BUT HEY, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
AND HE TOLD SOME PEOPLE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
OH MY GOD.
HUCKABEE OF COURSE IS GOING TO DO A VERY HARD-HITTING
INTERVIEW ABOUT THIS.
LET'S WATCH.
WE REALLY DID A GOOD JOB.
I MEAN, ONE EXAMPLE.
THEY HAD THESE BEAUTIFUL SOFT TOWELS, VERY GOOD TOWELS
AND I CAME IN AND THERE WAS A CROWD OF A LOT OF PEOPLE
AND THEY WERE SCREAMING AND THEY WERE LOVING EVERYTHING AND
I WAS HAVING FUN AND THEY WERE HAVING FUN.
THEY SAID THROW THEM TO ME, THROUGH THEM TO MISTER
PRESIDENT SO I'M DOING IT.
THEY HAD THESE BEAUTIFUL, SOFT TOWELS.
EVERYTHING HAS TO BE OVER-THE-TOP.
THEY ARE JUST NORMAL PAPER TOWELS.
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW BEAUTIFUL OR SOFT THEY ARE.
THESE BEAUTIFUL, SOFT TOWELS.
AND PEOPLE RELY, THROW THEM TO ME SO I THREW THEM TO THEM.
PERSONAL, EVEN IF THEY TOLD YOU TO THROW THEM TO THEM, YOU
ARE THE PRESIDENT.
HE SHOULD JUST PAUSE FOR A SECOND GO WAY, IS THIS A
GOOD IDEA OR DOESN'T LOOK REALLY STUPID.
BUT, IT TURNS OUT COURSE IS THE MEDIA'S FAULT.
ALL OF THESE ARE AWESOME.
WAIT TO GET TO THE LAST CLIP, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT.
HERE WE GO.
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SO THE NEXT DAY THEY SAID IT WAS SO DISRESPECTFUL TO THE PEOPLE.
IT WAS JUST A MADE UP THING AND ALSO WHEN I WALKED IN, THE
CHEERING WAS INCREDIBLE.
YOU ARE ROCKSTAR.
I SAW.
IT WAS CRAZY.
THE CHEERING WAS, IT WAS DEAFENING.
THEY TURNED DOWN THE SOUND SO YOU JUST HEARD THE
ANNOUNCERS, DONALD TRUMP.
YOU ARE ROCKSTAR, IT WAS CRAZY.
I WAS SUCH A BIG STAR.
IT WAS A HURRICANE.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO GO HELP WITH RELIEF BECAUSE PEOPLE HAD
DIED AND AT THAT POINT WE STILL COULDN'T REACH FOLKS
BECAUSE COMMUNICATION WAS DOWN, THE ROADS WERE DOWN AND HE
IS LIKE, I WAS A ROCKSTAR.
I WAS GREAT.
THE MEDIA IS NOT TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT HOW GREAT I WAS.
THE PEOPLE OF PUERTO RICO LOVE TO ME.
LET'S DO A POLL AND SEE IF THAT'S TRUE.
BUT IT ISN'T ABOUT YOU.
HE IS SO SELF OBSESSED.
HE'S SUCH AN EGOMANIAC AND HUCKABEE IS THERE HELPING HIM.
KEEP GOING, YOU ARE SUCH A ROCKSTAR.
YOU'RE ALMOST THERE.
SO NOW HE GOING TO GO AFTER HIS CRITICS.
WATCH.
WE HAVE THE MAYOR OF SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO WHO
DIDN'T ATTEND MEETINGS, WHO DIDN'T WORK WITH FEMA, WHO
REALLY DID NOT DO A VERY GOOD JOB.
IN FACT, DID A VERY POOR JOB AND SHE WAS THE LONE VOICE THAT
WE SAW AND OF COURSE, THAT'S THE ONLY VOICE THE MEDIA WANTED
TO TALK TO DOT AND SHE'S RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR.
BIG SURPRISED I KNOW YOU'RE SHOCKED TO HEAR THAT.
SHE'S RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR, BUT SHE IS NOT A CAPABLE PERSON
AND MY PEOPLE WERE TELLING ME THAT TO START OFF WITH SO
WE DID A GREAT JOB.
AND REMEMBER EVERYBODY.
WE DID A GREAT JOB.
I'M AWESOME.
I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT AND ANYBODY WHO'S EVER
CRITICIZED ME BECAUSE THEIR PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING AND
DYING, THE RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR.
TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD HELP HER RECOVER FROM THE HURRICANE.
NO, SHE CRITICIZED ME.
I HATED THAT OUR PEOPLE WHO PRAISE YOU, THAT'S A
DIFFERENT STORY.
LET'S WATCH.
THE GOVERNOR IS A TERRIFIC GUY WHO WAS PRAISING THE JOB
WE'VE DONE.
ALMOST EVERY MAYOR, I THINK THERE'S 70, WERE PRAISING US
AND THEY WERE PRAISING US.
THE CONGRESSWOMAN, THE SINGLE
CONGRESSWOMAN REPRESENTS, YOU KNOW, CONGRESSWOMAN JENNIFER
GONZALES-COLON, SHE REPRESENTS 3.5 MILLION PEOPLE.
ACTUALLY THE MOST OF ANY CONGRESSPERSON BUT SHE HAS
BEEN INCREDIBLE IN HER PRAISE OF THE JOB WE'VE DONE.
LOOK, GIVE HIM CREDIT.
HE PULLED OUT THE NAME.
FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT HE WASN'T GOING TO
BE ABLE TO SAY THE NAME, RIGHT?
ANYWAY, REMEMBER EVERYBODY, ALL ABOUT ME.
EVERYONE'S PRAISING ME.
WHAT, HURRICANE?
WHAT'S THAT?
PEOPLE DIED.
REMEMBER, BACK TO THE PRAISE OF ME, MEGALOMANIAC 101.
NOW HERE COMES THE ENDING.
THE MEDIA IS REALLY, THE WORD, ONE OF THE GREATEST
OF ALL TERMS OF COME UP WITH IS FAKE.
I GUESS OTHER PEOPLE OF USE OR PERHAPS OF THE YEARS THAT
I'VE NEVER NOTICED IT GOT
SERIOUS TIMES, HURRICANES ARE SERIOUS, THE GUY CAN START
WORLD WAR III, BUT REALLY?
NO ONE ELSE HAD USED THE WORD FAKE BEFORE?
AT LEAST YOU HADN'T NOTICED THAT.
I HADN'T NOTICED IT.
THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE HEARD THE WORD FAKE.
EVEN IF HE MEANT FAKE NEWS.
THE PHASE FAKE NEWS FIRST OF ALL OF COURSE HAS EXISTED IN THE
PAST BUT WAS USED FOR THE FAKE NEWS WEBSITES THAT SUPPORTING
HIM DURING THE ELECTION.
THAT'S WHERE IT CAME FROM.
I INVENTED THE WORD FAKE.
HAVE I TOLD YOU DURING THIS INTERVIEW HOW GREAT I AM?
THIS NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT IS OUR PRESIDENT.
WE HAVE TO GET HIM OUT OF OFFICE IMMEDIATELY.
BEFORE GOD KNOWS WHAT HE DOES WITH THOSE BEAUTIFUL, SOFT
TOWELS.
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