• From going to the bathroom to how to use nunchucks, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact
some of the best true stories from our subreddit about more of the weirdest conversations we've
had with strangers.
I'm Zaraganba and today I'll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by Babymomma1994 Doopie One time Doopie was out with her 4-month-old
son.
They were on a bus when an old lady sat next to them.
The old lady said, "Oh, a new baby.
Must be my time to go soon."
Unsure what to do, Doopie coughed and said, "Don't be daft."
She then proceeded to say, "Well I have done everything on my bucket list.
I have skinny dipped at 80, flew on a plane, skydived...."
Doopie zoned out until the old lady said, " Oh, and I fucked a 25 year old last night."
That's when Doopie thought she was nuts.
Then the old lady pulled out a picture of a young man with one hand on her boobs, and
the other on her privates.
Shocked and disgusted, Doopie got up and said, "That's just wrong on so many levels.
You should be ashamed of yourself, you old crow!"
With that, she took her little one and walked off the bus.
Number 9 was submitted by Lady_Phinxy29 Melissa One time Melissa was working at a flea market.
She was alone selling items when a young boy started to hit on her.
She said, "I know I look 17 but I'm 23 years old.
I'm too old for you.
Now, leave me alone.
I came to work, not to date a minor."
The boy didn't give up and said, "Can we at least be friends with benefits?"
Melissa was shocked when she heard those words.
She told him, "Hell no!"
But again, he didn't get the memo and asked, "Are you sure?
You have a backroom, so why don't we do it there?"
While he said that he came closer to her like he was trying to kiss her, but Melissa avoided
it.
She didn't want to go to jail for hitting a minor, so instead she said, "I have a
number for security.
Leave me alone or I'll call them."
The boy walked away.
Melissa was relieved that she didn't have to deal with him anymore, but a few hours
later he came back and left her a note that said, "I will be back next week when I turn
18.
Here's my number."
Number 8 was submitted by Sarailhan Honeybits The weirdest conversation Honeybits ever had
was when she was 10 years old.
Her and her family went to an amusement park, where she drank a lot of apple juice and had
the sudden urge to pee.
She ran into one of the bathroom stalls and shut the door.
Honeybits sat there for about 2 minutes when she heard someone say, ''Hello, little girl.''
She looked towards a little gap between the stalls... and saw a man sitting there.
Honeybits panicked a little but replied with, "Hello".
The stranger smiled and said, ''You sure are peeing a lot.''
She was totally weirded out and stared blankly back at him.
She said, ''Heh…
I guess.''
The man said, "I pee a lot too.
Don't worry about it… it's completely normal."
Honeybits got really scared and ran out of the bathroom stalls.
She found her mom and told her about him.
Her mom went looking for him, but found out later that he was her uncle's friend.
Number 7 was submitted by Bbgutterbutt Slapped Ham
The weirdest conversation Slapped Ham had was when he was staying at a hotel near Shanghai
and was at a table drinking wine.
Suddenly, a woman came up to him and asked if she was pretty.
Of course, Slapped Ham said yes.
She then asked him where Room 5 was, and if he saw a guy comi ng in with a red shirt and
some kind of perfume.
He replied, "The room is on the second floor."
25 minutes later, Slapped Ham saw her coming back crying.
She yelled at him, asking him why the fuck he lied when he said she was pretty.
Slapped Ham asked, "What the hell happened?
Why are you yelling at me?
What's your problem?"
She said, "I saw my husband fucking with someone.
Am I not good enough?
Why is he gay?
Why is he gay?
And why am I ugly?"
Slapped Ham replied, "I don't know."
She then slapped him, gave him the middle finger, and walked out.
Number 6 was submitted by AOMX Spinalpalm Spinalpalm's took his girlfriend, PrincessProton,
out shopping one day, to cheer her up during a hard time in her life.
She was really enjoying her time and he just sat down and waited for her to finish.
Suddenly, an old man sat next to him and said, "Don't panic, but the crows are planning something".
Spinalpalm was freaked out but felt like following it up.
He said, "I know.
They have trained for this since long ago."
The old man gave him a look, but immediately relaxed and asked, "Are you waiting for someone?"
Spinalpalm told him about PrincessProton and why they were there, then asked, "And you?
Are you waiting for someone?"
He replied, "No, actually my wife is the one waiting for me.
I come around to talk to people."
Once he understood what the old man meant, Spinalpalm felt like something inside him
died.
When he found PrincessProton, he started crying.
Number 5 was submitted by AURALYSS Gooby The weirdest conversation Gooby ever had with
a stranger was at a fair.
She had just gotten her face painted and was walking to the cotton candy booth when she
heard a woman behind her say, "Look at this cutie right here."
She then hugged Gooby, who turned around confused.
There was another woman with her, and Gooby calmly stated that she didn't know her.
She told her, "That's okay, I just wanted to tell you how cute you look."
She hugged her again, and then the other woman asked her if she liked gelato.
Gooby said no as she slowly walked away.
Before she could escape, they gave her a piece of paper with their phone numbers.
She obviously never called them.
Number 4 was submitted by Judy_Wilde923 Ladybot Ladybot was at a football game with her older
sister when she heard some old lady cheering loudly for a specific player.
The lady turned and said, "Hey little girl, the number he has is my favorite number.
If you didn't know that, I don't know you.
Did you know?"
Ladybot was SO confused.
She replied, "No, I don't know."
The lady looked at her with the DEADLIEST stare she ever saw.
Suddenly she said, "GO AWAY!
STRANGER DANGER, CALL THE COPS!"
Ladybot's sister looked at her weirdly and said, "Hey lady, instead of telling us to
go away, how about you tell yourself that too."
The lady looked at her with that same stare she gave Ladybot.
"Fine, but you will pay," she said, then walked away, but she stared at them the WHOLE TIME.
Luckily, they never saw or heard from her again.
Number 3 was submitted by Luna_of_thenight Pandora
One time Pandora was at the local park, sitting on a bench when a little girl and her father
came up.
While the father was on his phone, the little girl came up to her and said, "Hey lady?"
Pandora said, "Huh," being the anti-social small-children hater she is.
"You're really pretty," the girl proceeded to say.
"Uh, thanks," Pandora replied.
Just then the girl poked Pandora's boobs a few times and said, "My mommy has some of
these but they're smaller."
Pandora was so shocked that a little girl said that.
As the little girl walked away with her father, she said, "Bye strange lady."
Number 2 was submitted by cipherpastel Grgak It was Grgak's thirteenth birthday, and
he was walking home from the store when a man out of the blue yelled at him, asking
if he was mad at him.
Of course, Grgak said no because he had no idea who the man was.
The man continued to talk to him, saying that he would teach him how to use nunchucks.
Grgak awkwardly stared at the man and replied with an "ok" before walking away.
He hasn't seen the man since.
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