Hello my friend, Esper here! Thank you for joining me today
I'm talking with a special friend of mine, Andressa Maia
Hello everyone!
Andressa in fact is also a youtuber. What's the name of your channel?
My channel is Falando Nisso com Andressa
And I give tips about Portuguese for foreigners
I was very curious when you talked about your idea because there's a lot of people making videos teaching English to Brazilians
But I'd never really heard of someone, a Brazilian, making videos teaching Portuguese to non-Brazilians
Yes, there are a few YouTube channels like that
But actually the big the big channels with people teaching Portuguese
They are not speaking English in their videos. They are speaking Portuguese, so I think
speaking English, teaching in English, is a new idea
Yeah, an American guy would be like "what is this??"
Like one time my little niece tried to teach some English to my fiancée on Skype
And she said "ok first I'm gonna teach you 'yes' that means 'yes' "
Ohhh perfect!
the person will totally understand that means (sarcasm)
That's the beauty of children though. They just play and have fun and absorb things
Yeah, they don't know yet that adults are like these serious people that we have to
understand why is this this way?? I need to know!!
Yes for kids ...
things are just the way they are, and that's so simple. I love it.
I always think of children when I'm when I'm teaching
Falando nisso, yeah? Speaking of this,
Children, they have a lot of fun. They are always playing, and they learn so naturally.
So we're gonna experiment here. I found a nice website that ...
I'm afraid!
We're a little nervous. What's gonna happen? But this website
You just click the button, and it launches you, yeah ...
random website
Yes, it sends you to a random website, so let's see what we find. We're gonna hit this button a few times
These 13 life hacks are either very genius or very stupid. You decide.
What is this??
Oh my God!
No, I think it's not a good idea!
I don't know what that was
Let's move on
How do I say "moving on" in Portuguese?
Or you could say "vamos pular essa"
Oh my god
Uhh The Fiche Tank
What is this word? Fiche ?
I don't know that word
Good question! If you don't know ... you are asking me??
You don't know? Ok ... let's google and see what "fiche" means
A flat piece of film containing microphotographs
No, I didn't understand.
It's ... a piece of film
Like, not a movie, but like "o filme mesmo" the substance
We call it in Portuguese as ... Microfilme?
Yes, it has the ... like the original photograph
Before there were computers, there was this
This is like the hard drive before there was computers
Ok, yeah that's true
Choose your decade
Where are you? I can't see ... oh ok
I think it's just trying to say like ... choose any decade
And one we're gonna see things from that decade. What decade do you want?
twenties 1920s
Why I spotlight the truth about infected cigars
America's noted pure food expert. See? Health food has always been around. This is not a new thing people
Can you read this?
It's kind of ...
Oh, now it's better
Just think on the ... what??
On the ...?? On the hands.
On the hands. I cannot see. It's better if you read.
Just think, on the hands of a cigar-maker may lurk many different kinds of disease germs
Crippling mites of malice that you may draw into your mouth through handmade cigars
I agree. I have to agree. So we have to conclude—don't smoke. Stop smoking. That's the message.
It's bad for you. Not only will you get cancer, you'll have strange disease germs from the hands of the people that made your cigars.
Yes ... definitely
Kaboom! What do we get now?
Things bears love Coisas que os ursos amam
Oh, this must be fun
Ok bears love overweight hikers. *gasp* *wheeze* and there comes the bear to eat him
poor hiker
I think this is not fun, this is sad
Fabric stores
Oh, it's a camouflage. See, the person is thinking that they're just gonna look at some furs,
But really it's a live bear and it's ripping his head off
Oh my god, these is scary
Drunks
What kind of website is this?
The guy is still sleeping while his legs are being eaten
Was it supposed to be for children?
No, I wouldn't show this to children
Let's see we have now
It's a button to make everything okay
Oh my god! What will happen?
Is it like, I'm feeling bad today ...
I'm depressed, I'm sad, and then I open this website, press this button, then I'm happy?
Let's find out. I push the button ...
Making everything OK is in progress.
I'm afraid!
If it screams, at least I'm the only one that will hear it
Everything is OK now. If everything is still not ok try checking your settings of perception of objective reality
Oh, I like this website
This is the ... the most creative website I've ever seen. It's pretty creative.
So, it's a matter of believing
Everything's gonna be ok. Everything's gonna be ok. So you just press the button, and everything's ok!
So, everybody who's watching this: take a breath
Everything's ok
When you're trying to speak English, and you feel nervous, and you feel like a baby ...
And you feel like you're a stupid idiot, take a breath. And press this button.
Everybody should know this website.
The magic button
Alright, I'll just do one more
Please pet the dog. So fluffy.
Awww I like this!
What's gonna happen?
Hey little buddy
Why do people create this kind of website? I don't understand
I wish I could pet this dog right now.
This is kind of addictive
Find your ideal neighborhood
Alright, let's just see what happens
We did not find any listings
Alright, let's just do Rio de Janeiro
I think it's only for places in the US
I guess so. Huh. There's Rio de Janeiro, Bryant ...
Arkansas
Maybe it's the Rio de Janeiro street in the city of Bryant, Arkansas
Alright, so let's look at some houses for sale
So you can see what you're gonna spend buying a house in ...
Benton, Arkansas
Really, yeah?
Rio de Janeiro
Now try to say that in a Carioca way
But Cariocas don't even say "de", they just say like "Riojaneiro"
No, no, you are exaggerating
No, no, no, that's not true
No, of course not
Yeah, beautiful!
So, this house is five thousand dollars (eu quis dizer five hundred thousand ;))
See, the comma is separating the thousands
It's not like Brazil, where the comma just separates the "centavos", the "cents"
So, this is not $500, this is $500,000
Oh my god, I'm gonna buy this house!
The $74 house! I could buy it
I'm addicted to doing this
"The shiiiiiit button"
What's gonna happen?
Alright, so it's saying it this way because this is kind of like a stereotype
Like, a black guy, and he sees something, but he doesn't really believe it, and he's like "mal acreditando" "desacreditando" "ele não está acreditando"
I don't know how this is gonna sound for everybody watching, but we're just gonna give it a try
You can just keep pushing it
Okay enough!
What? Tell me please, what is the purpose of that?
I prefer more the "make everything ok button"
Yeah, that one was nicer
but that was so funny
I can't stop pushing this now
Superbad World Enterprises The world needs Superbad
Investigate, meet commander, open trunk, register
Alright, which one do you like?
Investigate. Investigate? Alright.
Is this loading? What is this? I don't know
It's not doing anything
Let me see if it's loading. No, it's not loading. This is all the page does. Alright, meet commander.
I can't see ... oh my God!
Open trunk
What's in the trunk?
Nyx ...
truck ... curse ...
Devil cubes ... running girl ... green ... bathroom wallpaper. No? No, you don't want see any of this stuff, huh?
Alright. Move on. Let's move on.
What's in the trunk, Andressa?
No, I don't wanna know. Ok, alright, we'll just do one more.
I promise this is the last one
Presidential pickup lines
What is this?
Do you know what a pickup line is? I'm not sure.
A pickup line is a "cantada"
Oh my
So, it's like a "cantada do jeito presidential"
There's a pig grabbing a radish
I might be the smallest president, but I'm not the "smallest" president ;)
Ok, I go it. You got it?
See, I want to try to do Obama's voice. I'm not good at doing his voice.
Obama ... I can't do his voice
Hey, girl. Are you gonna give me your phone number, or should I ask the NSA?
So NSA is like ...
Security ... they have everybody's information. They have everybody's data.
Ah that makes sense
Ah, ok that one is kind of sweet. I'll always preserve our union, Valentine.
Why Valentine?
So, Valentine ... you know it could be like Valentine's Day, the person who is your lover, your sweetheart, your darling.
And this is Abraham Lincoln
Yeah, I know that
You know that? ok
So, he was the president during the Civil War, and he gets credit for preserving the Union. The country did not divide into two.
This one is cute. Yeah, his is a cute, sweet one.
He's like telling the girlfriend or the wife like he'll always be ...
loyal, faithful, preserving their relationship
Yeah, that's good. So, this will be a good note to end on.
Yeah? We'll leave at that nice sweet one
Yes, yes, I think it's good finish with this one
Thank you so much for hanging out with me, Andressa
Thank you. It was a pleasure to talk to you.
And I'll see you sometime later on. Perhaps in another video ... maybe a video on your channel?
Yes, I think so
Alright, everybody. I think we're gonna do a video on her channel, too
So, I'll put a link down in the video description, and we'll see you guys on Falando Nisso
Yes, see you there. I hope to see you soon.
See you later, my friend!
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