From getting run over by a car to getting puked on, the Planet Dolan Crew re-enacts
some of the best true stories from our subreddit about our worst breakups.
I'm Doopie/Melissa, and today, I'll be Number 9 was Submitted by 100thPixel Pandora
When Pandora was 11, she dated a guy who had really strict parents.
They managed to date for a couple of months, but then his parents found out.
He started asking weird questions like, "Would you cry if you broke up with me?"
That night, Pandora checked her phone, and she had a message from her friend.
It said, "Your boyfriend says he doesn't want to go out with you anymore, because his
parents found out and he doesn't want to date you anymore."
Pandora got second-hand dumped, by text, by her friend, ON BEHALF of her actual boyfriend.
Number 8 was Submitted by Dhill2004 Dolan Dolan had a girlfriend he really loved who
came over to hang out and watch The Walking Dead all night.
They were watching the 7th season and they got to the episode where Glenn dies.
When that happened, she got up, grabbed a hammer, smashed his TV, and said, "screw you,
I don't want to see you ever again."
And she meant it.
Number 7 was Submitted by Mr-Dusk Pringle Pringle met a girl online who turned out to
live close by, and they became good friends.
They'd spend hours sending messages to each other saying cute and naughty things, then
one day they talked about meeting up.
They set a time, day, and location.
They even messaged reminders on the day of the meeting.
Pringle's older brother drove him to the meet up point about an hour away, because
his parents didn't want him to go out there all alone.
They got there on time, and they hung around for half an hour, but she didn't show up.
When they got back, Pringle called her up and asked what the hell was her deal.
The girl said that she just forgot.
When Pringle called her out on her bullshit, she said she had just been lying to him throughout
the whole "relationship," and that he should be thankful she played up the nice act for
the past few months.
After that Pringle hung up and never talked to her again.
Number 6 was Submitted by sk8ter_chick5666 Emojie
When Emojie was 16, she went out with her friends and brother to a local pizza place.
Her boyfriend came to see her, but left after a little while.
On the way home, Emojie was crossing the street when a car made a right turn on red and ran
her over.
Emojie's right leg was swollen, and she had a fractured left thumb.
She missed a week of school while recovering.
A week later, Emojie got a call her boyfriend.
He told her he was "moving" and couldn't be with her anymore.
Later that week, Emojie went back to school and saw him outside the school gate.
They locked eyes for a second, and Emojie just walked on by with her friends, not even
saying a word to him.
The truth was, he just didn't want to have to deal with her while she was injured.
Number 5 was Submitted by n1s2e Tolop Tolop took Spincess out for a movie, and a
fancy, expensive dinner, and Tolop paid for everything.
They had a great time, and then when they got back, they gazed into each others' eyes,
and Spincess said, "You are everything I want in a boyfriend… but you are not that
good looking.
I need to break up with you."
She didn't even say thanks for dinner.
Number 4 was Submitted by ImAlivebecauseIam Andiemations
When Andie was 14, she went with her boyfriend Adam to the 8th grade dance.
On the way there, he was tense.
Every time Andie asked him what was wrong, he would nervously say that he was fine, and
look out the window of the car, shaking the whole time.
When they arrived, he went immediately to the bathroom, and when he came back he said
he felt better, but that obviously wasn't true.
They danced, then ate, then danced some more.
At the end of the dance, Adam started leaning in to kiss Andie… but then he barfed all
over her blue expensive dress!
He just stood there for a minute before saying, "I...we're done!
I'm sorry, but this is too embarrassing!"
Then he barfed on her some more.
Number 3 was Submitted by XtremeGaming900 Legna
Legna's girlfriend loved to dance, so he decided to go with her to her dance recital.
Since she knew Legna was going to be there, she told him that she had a "special surprise"
that they would perform.
He met his girlfriend's dance partners, and then watched the recital, which all seemed
normal until the last 10 minutes.
Legna was wondering when the "special surprise" was going to happen.
All of a sudden, they started singing and dancing to a new song.
Legna thought it was just them practicing a different song at first.
But then he heard the lyrics, which were basically just about trashing Legna, and then saying
their relationship was over.
Afterwards she just ditched him, and they never spoke again.
Number 2 was Submitted by IsTheScout Mimi_Up When Mimi_Up was 16, she had a manipulative
boyfriend who considered her disability an "inconvenience" to him.
Apparently, her legs not working properly was "ruining their relationship" and "putting
stress on him."
About a year and a half into their relationship, he ignored Mimi for a straight week.
Then he sent her a long text message the day after Thanksgiving telling her to find "someone
else to push her wheelchair."
Thankfully, Mimi did!
She's now engaged, to her best friend of more than 7 years.
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