Ianisin here. ORRRR... way over there, and welcome back to Call of Duty Black Ops
4 Blackout now we left off where we killed four
people and I had to poison the Guys cocaine. Ooh Ooh, and I also had to
smuggle the ICA19 in the shoe shop I also need to take a SELFIE TIME BABY.
Selfie my boy Firebreak. So without further ado. Go with the God Motherfucker. Okay is this
is this thing ever gonna load? I mean Jesus Christ I been waiting for about 10
minutes it's it is not moved from 14% not 15 nor 13, 14 that must be a lucky
number. Come here hey don't run from me, it's a
punch fest look Seraph is coming in, Crash is already coming in, we got a freakin
got a coward over there running away Torque. We've got a newbie, we got a
person back there shooting, we got whoever the hell this guy is
Reznov. Jesus Christ there's so much stuff happening. Nomad.. Whoa.
Oh he's got that new Swat gun. "whispering and talking hippy"
BA. That things destroyed man. I'm gonna drop my
gun just in case if they want to search me. Groovy
don't touch my Ding a Ling man. Why do I hear music
is the ice-cream truck nearby trust me I want some ice cream
it's just in here though where's it coming from the only ice
cream I see is A & Z. Holly " shoots gun" you got any trust me I could go for your
cream cake. I don't want to drop and kill myself so AH! GOTCHA. I think there's is just
two more yeah two more and that's it. Am I really
gonna do this on my first go.
That guy's got a lot of armor on. God okay okay I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm
good.
Yeah, Yeah, like I just said take the
damn gun if you see just just freaking do it don't question it don't
do nothing. What's this love. " ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING " look at the thing coming out of my damn side of my
boot call me laser beam " PUNCHLINE ". Yeah I'm not gonna
let this thing slip past. Wow, I guess you could say that was
hard-headed " PUNCHLINE ". Jumping that high or dropping that low, it's gotta hurt.
Trust me I mean I've.. What he pretty much like what he just did
right there that's like the highest I probably ever jumped and yeah,
It's like oh you know what I'm just gonna lay here for a little bit
well I'm just deeply in pain with my legs. " VOICEOVER ". My legs hurt oh my god! Go silent
the clickers have a good sense of hear and they have a good sense of taste
damn she was like she really have a good sense of taste her eating the guys back
eating the guy's ass eating the guys pants his the back of his head yeah
what's next
look at you. She's like WHAT. But no seriously you you really got stuff
wrong with you can't be eating stuff like that.
You deserve that shit. Yeah get your ass out of here Lemondropviking!
Jesus Christ you just dropped like a fly look at his face. " ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING ".
Franco, my man. Hey yo Franco. Look at him I'm
coming for you, I'm coming for you, I'm coming for you. You got threw customs without a problem we hope?
I had no issues. Excellent, we're not sure whether this will pass the taste test but that remains to be
seen, follow us please.
Wait you eat cocaine I don't think that was even a thing
Reporters report many menial tasks what do you know John my dear
s movement possibly dead friend if it s what have you gotten us into. Yeah that's
my gun now. How you like the slashes to your invisible like
face? I'm sorry to report that your over alarm count is rather depleted, well his
face just fully replenished, cuz I didn't do no damage to it, and he just got
freaking owned! BOY, PSH LOSER still at 14% look 15 20 22 26 30 32 35 37 39 42 44 46
48 50 52 53 54 4 6 foot 7 58 60 citizens did fire 6 is a superb stuff about 280
82 84 86 8 1993 and 96 99 back to 32% Jesus what yeah that's the only number
and you forget 100. Whoa easy man, it's just cocaine
it's not like it's marijuana
alright help out Sierra so she can win now put this tire on tight let's put it
on tight. BOOM! OH WAIT, I FORGOT TO PUT IT ON TIGHT, target down
next up Sierra wrecked and it's all my fault. "TALKING WITH MIC IN MOUTH "any enjoy, thank you and enjoy your
stay.
Fierce-looking even in death my character isn't genius dang right yeah
that was awesome. Godspeed to you to
Goodbye Janus, on how you help shame the 20th century and yet nobody knows your
name well now you do. Like I just said to that last woman.
Dasvidaniya You were always the best of us I still
can't believe I never got to beat you at chess. Yeah I remember those times.
So long my dear if I can't believe you're gone
last of the greats I'll make sure those naive fools who replaced you
won't mess things up to bad. I won't Oh it's the constant. I hate your voice Goodbye
old friend, thank you for everything You're welcome bitch, justice assured I will finish what you started.
God I really hate your voice.
this is said this is where we kill Zoe! Sorry about that sorry about the
microphone I'm just I'm just trying to talk while I'm whispering so if it my
sound puffy yeah I'm getting ready to kill her in a minute.
What's that. "The surprise motherfucker meme". SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER! BITCHHH! Look at him he look like he really
got a Dookie look at him that's that's me when I have to go to
the bathroom right there and I can't frickin hold it. Hey man, I hope you like
Heights. TAKE THAT MAN!
Once Again, Groovvvyyy!
Look at that poor Jeep, sitting there in the in the water just waiting for
somebody to ride him. Wait let me rephrase that.
Yeah, sure thing Mrs. Shah.
I can't hear you cuz I got tha, I got the music blazing in my ear
I got barely been I barely heard that okay start session. Measure your hips
relax your back please miss. I meant hips not your back.
That's not her hips that's her area. I'll just measure your arms now miss Shah
that's the arms hmm look nice turn around please Mrs. Shah, I need to measure
shoulder to shoulder. Oh this is where happens isn't it? Why she gotta be in
here? Yeah yeah well you're getting ready end up in a grave, now got a hide her body
but I have to deal with this freaking, her sister? I don't know who the hell she is
why she gotta be in here? GOD this is cool
" GTA V WASTED" DAMN! I tell you one thing he is an ugly son of a bitch.
You deserve that shit for real. DAMN! WHOA WHAT THE HECK! I JUST TOOK THE GUY'S
TATTOOS OFF, LOOK! The Guys tattoos was on him and I
just took it right off of him. Ain't that some shit.
Hitman, if I saw you in real life, oh man I would want a big
hug from you. Is that all right? Take that as a no okay
sorry look at Hitman he's like "I wanna do this shit"
Excuse me? Yeah, Your getting ready to have a rough day. Okay be
careful watch this. "SCREAMING PSYCHOPATHICALLY" Wow, I guess you can say that
really stuck them " PUNCHLINE "
Hey you'll float too you'll float too
You sound like you're trying, sound like you're trying to inflate a balloon or
blow the hair out of your face. That's what it sounds like.
Wow you're a ghost now because you're immune to the freakin spores and now
you're a ghost, even though you look human but hey "I'm just saying" because
there's like green goo or like stains right there so that kind of means
there's something up with you "just saying again" OH MY GOD, THE TARGET AND ME.
Look at Hitman. He's like this guy better smile!
Y'all want to see my reaction every time my girlfriend makes me get off my PC. If
I can do it this right. This right here, I might tattoo a dick on his neck. " TELLING MR DELGADO TO STOP MOVING " You need to keep still mr. Delgado Gary I wouldn't wanna stab you by accident " That's my reaction right there, I just keep telling her " NO NO NO" Girlfriend : "You need to get off that PC for once" Ian : "NO NO, I don't, you play on the PC way much as I do" Girlfriend : " You Fucking Liar ".
Really scared, I'll tattoo a
zipper on your mouth. The next time, all right wait
till the door shut and then go for the kill. " STUCK "
I guess this is what they say " INTERRUPTED BY ANNOUNCER" I guess this is what they say about the
Titanic. I'm getting ready to breathe all over you start talking. This is what they
say about the Titanic, " once it sinks it will never float " " PUNCHLINE " Okay I'm gonna stop it
right here, I love you guys, make sure to LIKE, COMMENT and SUBSCRIBE because I
make videos almost every day. " FUNNY VOICE OVER " EVERY DAY! Thanks for watching, and I'll see y'all in the
next video for, were we put the Kronstadt octane booster inside Sierra's car and she'll
rent permanently and might not be permanently I mean deadly. So I'll see
y'all then. Ianis..Out Out Out Out.
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