• From asking about sex toys to threatening to murder a family, the Planet Dolan crew
re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the weirdest phone calls
we've ever gotten.
I'm Hellbent – or – Melissa and today I'll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by Grogeba Spinalpalm Back when Spinalpalm was in 5th grade, he
answered the phone to some dudes using a nondescript Mediterranean accent, asking about whether
or not his pizza had been delivered.
He was home alone, and he definitely hadn't put in a pizza order.
He promptly let the guys on the other line know.
They started to get upset, saying that he was lying to them and was trying to get out
of having to pay them.
Spinalpalm kept nervously telling them, "I have no idea what you're talking about."
It was then that they began their rant on how seriously they took their work, mentioning
how pizza was a very serious and important part of their lives.
They described in vivid detail how they would gently make the pizza dough, massage I t,
make love to the sauce, rub the pizza all over their bodies, and then sleep with it.
Spinalpalm managed to out weird them with some ridiculous replies and got them to hang
up.
It's still a phone call that he will never truly forget.
Number 9 was submitted by Phyzo Grgak Grgak was going to a local convenience store
to get some superglue for his 3D-Printing business at school.
As he was about to leave his house, some random person called.
He said, "Hello, friend.
Would you like some dildos or sex toys?
Or do you need directions to a nearby strip club?"
Being only 10, Grgak innocently asked, "What's a dildo?"
The man then noticed how young he was and said, "Um...
YOUR MOM WOULD KNOW!"
Then he hung up.
Grgak was confused, so when he got to the store he asked the manager, "What's a dildo?"
She then got a really funny smile on her face and turned bright pink.
She said, "You'll learn later on."
When Grgak got home, he was still really confused, so he looked it up on the computer.
He realized why those guys were being so weird.
Number 8 was submitted by RoyalFlushKing MKyleM Two years ago, MKyleM was sitting at home,
playing games on his phone when it started ringing.
He didn't recognize the number but answered it anyway.
All he could hear was someone breathing into the phone.
MKyleM said, "Hello?"
Whoever it was knew his name, and he could tell it was a prank call so he asked, "Who
is this?"
The person replied with, "I fucked your mom," trying to use a deep voice.
MKyleM said, "What are you talking about?
My mom's dead."
This stopped hi m in his tracks.
He started stuttering, "Wha- wait… uh, n-no she's not ummm"…
Before he could finish replying, MKyleM yelled, "WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with you, you insensitive
piece of shit?
Who the fuck are you?
I'm about to get the police you fucking bastard!"
The man started to panic.
He said, "Wait, WHAT?
Umm… uh, agh… no AGH!"
With that, he hung up and MKyleM never found out who it was, but him and his mom laughed
about it later.
Number 7 was submitted by Slaveofmycat Doopie While Doopie was working as a clerk in a grocery
store's bakery department, she got a phone call.
The person on the other end couldn't have been older than 6.
The child asked, "Why are y'all's cake prices so high?"
Doopie explained, "The corporation sets the prices, not the individual store."
Then the kid said, "Well, me and my family are going to shop at Walmart from now on."
Not willing to beg a kid to stay, Doopie said, "OK."
Then there was silence for two seconds.
Then, a manly woman yelled, "YEAH, WELL, YOU SOUND LIKE A BITCH!" and immediately hung
up.
Number 6 was submitted by Believe_In_nope Snewpee
Snewpee was at home texting her friend when she got a call from an unknown number.
She answered it, and it sounded like a guy much older than her.
The guy said, "Hey Claire, I wanted to meet up later, when is a good time?"
Snewpee explained to the man he must have the wrong number, and that she wasn't Claire.
He apologized and ended the call.
Three minutes later he called again, but said in a creepy tone, "I'm going to murder you
and your entire family, and then cover you all in shaving cream," Needless to say, Snewpee
hung up and didn't come out of her room for a while.
He kept calling until around midnight, then stopped and never called since.
Number 5 was submitted by KenTheNoun Pringle A few years ago Pringle was sitting in his
room when the phone rang.
It was a number he didn't recognize, but picked it up anyway.
When he answered, a middle-aged sounding woman came on and said, "Hi, who's this?
Is Thomas there?"
Pringle said, "Wrong number," and she hung up
Later on, his phone rang again and it was the same woman asking for "Thomas".
Pringle said, "No, you have the wrong number.
Who is this anyway?"
In an angry tone, she said, "His mother!
Why do you have his phone?"
Pringle sighed and said, "No, this is my phone.
This has been my phone and phone number for at least a year.
I don't even know a Thomas.
You got the wrong number."
She read off the number she thought she was calling to prove her point, and it wasn't
even remotely close to Pringle's phone number.
He told her the number she was actually calling, and then she hung up.
A minute later, she called again and Pringle answered it.
He said, "Me again," hung up, and blocked her number.
Number 4 was submitted by thelegendarytoaster Honeybits
One time, Honeybits saw her sister leave her room and go into the bathroom.
She told her to never touch her phone but, being the child she was, she went into her
room and saw that her phone was vibrating.
Honeybits picked it up and said, "Hello?"
She heard a voice say, "We are going to have so much fun babe.
First, we drink, then we go into my bedroom and… you know."
Honeybits freaked out because if she told her mom, her sister would hate her forever.
So, she never did.
Her boyfriend was drunk and thought her voice was her sister's, so Honeybits hung up and
put the phone back on the bed.
She walked out of the room quickly, having learned a lesson: to never touch her sister's
phone again.
Number 3 was submitted by Pink_Toasters_Please Cid
The weirdest phone call Cid ever got was when a random person called and said, "Hi, this
is Pandora from Pornhub.
Uhmm, you owe us 112 dollars from watching, 'White amateur blonde girl getting brutally
fucked', please put your payment onto..."
But Cid said, "Uhhhmmm, I don't watch porn?"
She said, "Oh, is this CivilSpider?"
He said, "No."
Then she said, "Oh, I apologize for this mix up.
I'm hoping this won't happen again.
Have a good day, sir!"
When the call ended, Cid screamed to his friend, CivilSpider, "Civil, why were you watching
porn?"
He scared the living shit out of him.
Number 2 was submitted by Beat_da_panda69 Andiemations
After Andie and her boyfriend, Adam, just got done doing the deed, she got a call from
an unknown caller.
He said, "Are you home?"
Andie answered, "Yes."
The caller said, "That was a nice show," then hung up.
About 5 minutes later, a rock crashed through her window.
He called again, but Andie only heard him breathing.
Suddenly, the power went out, and she got yet another call.
The caller said, "I see you."
Then Andie got a text on Facebook from an unknown user… and it was a picture of Andie
in the dark, with a hand in the corner of the screen holding a knife.
Then she got a call, and he asked, "Wanna play?"
At that point, Andie lost her shit, so she called 9-1-1.
After that, he called again, and said, "Big mistake.
Look out your living room window."
Just then, she heard an upstairs window break.
A few minutes later, the cops arrived but didn't find the guy.
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