What's Up player it's normally Conner how gallon smashing you might remember
the obnoxious trend from 2013 when a couple of kids decide to one day let's
go to a grocery store and throw a couple of gallons of milk on the ground break
them open and see if we can get a quick little laugh the video of course went
viral and people all across the country started trying to replicate this sort of
fool prank even though the creators of the original video were charged with
seven counts of disorderly conduct and destruction of property one behind the
UK even famously broke his jaw trying to do one of the gallon smashing videos and
I mean yeah it was crazy watch this
watch me talk 2013 was a weird year for videos because these sort of low effort
videos the compilations of you know gallon smashing or other weird
challenges we're hot on the streets everyone's who do making these like
weird even humiliating videos without even you know second-guessing themselves
as to how kind of cringy they actually work my friends and I were no exception
we made all sorts of just weird videos on coning carting pretty much any sort
of prank that we saw on the Internet we were trying to do it ourselves but guys
it's it's been four years right so you would think there's no gallon smashing
new videos on the Internet you'd be wrong they're still out there
it's bad I'm gonna think about myself because I haven't really found any of
these YouTube creators call out something that needs to be called out
which is the fact that gallon smashing still exists in 2017 and it needs to be
stopped because at this point there are youtubers who are literally trying to
make grocery store employees lives a living hell
someone needs to help them
a staple of the cringy prank videos of 2013 the Ghostbusters theme song I still
have no idea why anyone decided that that was just gonna be the anthem of
these 2013 like weird awkward videos but it was and like one of every three one
of those videos you'll find on the Internet has the Ghostbusters theme song
just stuck on top of it so these clips are so bad man like all of these
youtubers who want to do these gallon smash videos record like a million takes
and even though they have so many clips they're like well you know we filled out
when we got to put it in there even though even though it just makes them
look so bad I mean look at it's like some of these clips of gallons of milk
or whatever they're smashing don't even get smashed
just get a little dent in them I mean this guy right here's times prove my
point man psych his friend calls him an idiot and he's like oh I mean we
recorded the clip so let's just throw it in there yeah we smashed the gun for
this weekend nah but in the video we've got this Nick Crompton looking dude just
like slinging orange juice in the air his friends like nah man that's not
enough we gotta turn this island to a complete flood I think I'm gonna say it
a lot this video and I'm sorry if I do but it's been four years man like it's
2017 enough for the gallon smashing these guys are so late to the trend I
think I might be convinced that these guys like just discovered gallon
smashing and they're like we gotta make a video on that man like that's a genius
idea and like I said some of these shots just make these guys look so bad getting
up in front of the camera pretending this slip just like moaning on the
ground and you get so bad to the point where one kid is like no I'm not going
to smash my jug cuz that's just like overkill at this point in the original
Gallants matching videos is one of the big trends was to slip in front of
people watching you so that they're like oh my gosh this kids slipping let me
help them or whatever I'm just funny because the kid keeps
falling and can't get up the problem is these kids are these these like videos
today don't understand that no one's behind it you like no one is watching
you slip so there is no point to you doing that it's not it does it defeats
the whole purpose of the video being fun at the end of the day dog you just look
like an idiot this next one might be the cringe is man like this just like walks
up to a couple girls like what's up just like throws a couple of gallons of
orange juice in the air turns it like the island to a river like he looks at
the camera like like watch those chicks are gonna call me later man trust me not
if your Mama's gonna be calling you over the grocery store intercom like Jimmy I
told you an hour ago we need to go home now you have homework to do if you want
play xbox tonight if it was 2013 these kids falling on the aisle over the floor
would probably get some attention from the adults but you know every one of
this one is seen gallon smashing these kids are so late to the trend like look
at this dude this guy doesn't even care the kids are fine he's he's seen the
videos before his kids showed him the video and he's like dude are you guys
really such big losers you've never seen gallon smashing before and here's like
watch ever and this guy's gonna lose his mind when I pretend to slip now dude
he's got face this guy doesn't care at all there's no middle ground B schools
now let's throw the gallon on the ground so softly it just like leaves a little
dent or they're just flooding the entire aisle like trying to evacuate the entire
store with like eight bottles that are just smash it's just an aside but I
never understood why these kids who want to look so cool like never even put in
the effort to editing their videos like watch out this is the actual outro to
one of their videos
like what is that man like it's a clip of a guy's butt and then it's a creepy
piano song outro what is that do you buy it for like five bucks and like what we
spent the money we can't take it out now the video supposed to be fun but you
know not having that like one ounce of effort just makes it have such a weird
vibe that no one's gonna watch it I feel like all of a sudden some kids still
like Tebow on me I have no idea what to do like we're in the past right now I'm
convinced it's 2013 we're done with the first video what's more on the next one
we know we going up like every night up on the hills in the oh every wannabe
prankster has these just ridiculous channel intros but I'm pretty sure they
spent like you know ten bucks on it they all have like the loud music in like the
3d graphic it's like they're trying to be like the next box office hit I think
h3h3 productions put it really well on one of his old videos on fatality so I'm
just gonna show you a little clip here that kind of explains it's a parody of
you know what these intros are
hey buddy wasn't a crazy stupid crack today we're going to be playing here yay
dude that's my clip is still gold alright so what's going on guys you're
more calmer than make it to today we're doing a gallon splashing video at
Walmart there's just like no effort in these videos it makes no sense like this
guy is in a Starbucks with tons of background noise can't even get the word
right it's going smashing not gone splashing dog like wow where have you
been so they'll get a game bro you're trash oh you're smiling for the camera
like let's go guys then just throw a couple of wires in the air Gallants
and whatever right like it's not that bad it's not funny it's kind of just
there but his reaction his commentary on the video is just so out of nowhere I
don't understand it here is okay I know it sounds like I'm gonna Pringles can
right now but I'm trying to figure out what his dude grab him for in this
situation so this guy's pretty I mean this is great that I'm giving this guy
credit but he provides more commentary on his video than anyone else who's
making these videos in 2017 and that's when he came up with and if you think
that's that they can get worse trust me I don't you live in a bathroom right now
so I'm gonna wait as I clean it up and then I'm gonna do it again and then I'm
probably gonna head to another store screw this guy man I mean just clean up
your mess to clean up your mess it's really not that hard it's water but he's
like not like I'm gonna film these guys while they're like cleaning up the spill
that I made what are you doing dude and then he says I'm gonna do it again when
they finish like nah dude homie you're a loser and it's weird man all these
pranksters talk about their videos like it's some sort of life or death
like live situation like people are just watching them as they're doing it like
hey guys I'll be back in three minutes after I do this crazy prank like dude
yet we can see that you're still here because the video continues oh I always
just found that the concepts really just weird get some friends man I mean this
video is it's just weird like it's so low effort he doesn't even have the
water ball hitting the ground in his one frame just put some energy into your
video oh yeah he's playing this like gangsta music as if it's some like
ghetto move to go into an Albertsons and throw some water on the ground record
people's reactions I would definitely make a part to a
gallon splashing so leave like if you guys want to see that
please don't another one do you want to see the most boring gallon smashing
prank of 2017 I think it probably not but you know I already did the work so
here it is
like what is that dude oh yeah and then there's this gem this is why I put in
the video all right nothing these guys who don't have any Prisma here's one of
my favorite prank crews on YouTube what's up guys back here doing your
dares parkour going down right now we got eight hundred comments already
chunky has a whole bunch of comments too we're out here we got chunky on dress
Conor and then we got Taz hey what's up guys you've got Dylan
spicy we've got salad dressing over here and yeah there's Joe over there
there's workers everywhere - I feel like when we walk into any Walmart we go - I
feel like they just know us already these guys are smart man they're so on
top of these Walmart people figuring out who they are when they come into the
store yeah maybe if you're coming with a giant camera and like a million kids
following you you're probably gonna be doing something it also doesn't help
when you're like screaming at the top of your lungs with in like seconds of
entering the store which is why this guy shows up within one minute Mike don't
think like I'm like doing a good deed for everybody at Walmart you know he
might break half ass up in the store but he puts it back like a good boy where it
belongs okay he's a good guy guys one of the
Bears was to climb to the top of the bike rack so hopefully we can get one of
these kids to do it if not I guess mine are there to do but these kids know us
so see what they want to be not you that's some next-level stuff right there
man pulling off your pranks on your viewers and being like oh well this is
our payment to you it's like you being in our video that is like I'm gonna do
that one day of course we got a whole bunch of dares to go gallon smashing so
this kids about to get it I think we're gonna do two gallons smash them together
it'll be way more funny and way more savage savage
right there screaming for us we gotta go
just clean up your mess man just clean it up like honestly I probably wouldn't
have that big of a problem with gallon smashing pranks if kids just like did it
in the corner of the store and then clean it up themselves cleaning up
spills is the worst part of a grocery store employees job which is terrible
because we're here the grocery store RT is the worst job on earth these pranks
judgement you don't even know you don't even know in this particular video
there's a lot of clips that I left out but this one is just it it goes to show
kind of who these people are believe me I got the receipt we pay for it right
there we're gonna use it in more video so that's why we have to pay for it
they're telling their viewers look we bought this air horn because we're gonna
use it another video it was I mean it wasn't we wouldn't have bought this if
you were just gonna do it once okay but we're doing it multiple times
okay guys they paid for it like they might be blasting this into the store
and a comma in three seconds okay they bought that airhorn so just give them a
break here's one type of clip I always loved seeing these videos cuz there's
just no reason for it to be there but the kids are like well we record it so
we're just gonna put it in this is the guy that's like hyping up his own prank
like you guys ready and he's like oh yeah this is gonna be so lit dude this
is it's gonna be crazy watch watch you'll see you ready for this challenge
it's very good now
guys isn't working right there there's everything just oh by the way not a good
look for me to share name with this guy Kahn is just gonna rip the airhorn
inside the story and get everybody's attention so that'll end it off let's
get it no yeah probably should've picked a different video which is actually
possible because in 2017 like I've said a million times people are still making
gallon smashing videos like what is this man here's the last one
and it's kind of the most important one I wanted to show you look the first two
videos I showed you both had under 100,000 views okay kind of harmless but
the last video you saw had 650 thousand views and this one was made by a guy who
now has a million subscribers moved to Los Angeles and drives a nice m7 this
guy's example number one of how you can still make terrible content in 2017 and
somehow turn that into a profitable YouTube career it's ridiculous every
video we start in the bathroom just kind of like get rid of this the uses and
release the savage juice you know we have this guy is the worst
I mean sigh but his friends peeing dog suits channel is mega cringe
what is that yeah Savage roaming a boat on the floor of the store savage man
I'll give these guys credit this is probably the most intense gal smashing
video of this year but again it's 2017 why are we still seeing these videos why
man oh yeah the last dare this is what people wanted
us to do yeah you go bro Oh chill you're right
yeah these good you gotta hit subscribe for that man do you see that video that
was sick dude subscribe for more content like this I
mean there's not much else to say gone smashing sucks and if you liked it yet
trash I'm gonna let one of these pranksters record my outro for you but
thank you so much for watching if you enjoyed it leave a like if you want to
see more similar content give that trifa to subscribe whatever I don't know but
it's my first youtube video I'll be making more videos starting next week
there will promise you there'll be a video on the channel next week
you know what I'll do this too if this video gets a million likes or where I
have the next video so with that I'll see you next week
that's guy ending off
the tale of two suggests we go we go
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