Hello everyone, welcome to this new video.
Today is the last day in Italy
I'm here to freaking out by get packed
but I've read a message under my video
by a girl who ask me to shoot a video where I show you
things that I would brought from Italy to Korea
in fact I thought that yesterday, what do you think about it?
This is the amount of things that I'll bring with me
I can't even lift it. 3 months of gym
done well, they say. Anyway, I have a lot of things to show you, I hope that you like it
I needed an easy video to editing on the plane
so that's perfect.
Let's get it started.
as you know, I just go back from Rome
since I had a fan meeting this Sunday
so the first things that I'll bring are
what you gave to me: draws
chocolate... a lot of gifts.
And, especially,
thousand and thousand of packs of Gocciole
that I've received. 24 packs.
I dare say I've enough Gocciole
until I die, basically.
Let's go on with razor blades
you may say "why razor blades? Do they even sell razor blades in Korea?"
Yes, they do.
Too bad it costs 20 euros a pack.
"I can't accept this. No Maria, I'm out." When I came here in Italy, I buy it in bulk these razor blades
for a year
because, honestly, I don't want to waste 20 euros at time
Next, digestive tablets
I'm like an old man.
these because sometimes
it happens that people eat very late in Korea, especially when they work
have meetings, stuff...
about work, so in Korea people eat even at midnight.
and sometimes I can't digest
food gets stuck here
and these save my life
digestives don't exist in Korea
don't ask me why, but that's it. So I'll bring thousand bottles of digestives.
Let's continue with pills:
I'll bring a lot of Melatonina
I'm a person who get stressed with an incredible easiness
very incredible
so, sometimes I need Melatonina
especially when I must to get up early for working
when I know that I must to get up early, I don't sleep
probably someone among you is in that way
I know that we're a lot of people
with this mental disorder that is wrong.
Anyway, Melatonina save my life
I take it when I must to get up early
and I sleep as a child who someone gave him an hammer in the head, basically
speaking of relaxing and other things, I'll bring a lot of
relaxing herbal tea, digestive herbal tea...
you name it
because Korea is not "Herbal tea Friendly", I mean, herbal tea doesn't exist in Korea
the concept of "Herbal tea" is inexistent. There is Tea, but not Herbal tea
and I can't live without herbal tea
indeed, if anyone among you
will came in Korea, in addition to the Gocciole
indeed, no more Gocciole, since I've 24 packs
maybe I'm fine for a while
get me herbal tea, guys.
Think that you have to buy a herbal tea for your 90-year-old grandmother
well, those are the ones I like. So get me herbal tea, since they're never enough.
These are "Yogi tea"
are biological and very good
and... "inner calm", this calms me down
so I need it, and I'm always... junkie
basically. Next things,
are Nespresso's capsules
which I bring with me, because: exist in Korea, but
there are two Nespresso boutique in the entire Seoul
and I take one hour
to go to the Nespresso boutique closer
I can't order it online... because... I don't know why...
it's complicated... Korean sites are very complicated. *remember that I'm an expert computer scientist*
so every time I need to buy it, I take one hour
so guess what I'm going to do? when I'm here in Italy I go to buy it, since there is a boutique nearby
and buy thousand and thousand packs of capsules, and I'm fine for a while
Let's continue with food,
I mean... coffe is not a food
so: let's start with food
I bring with me piadine, which piadina is an inexistent thing in Korea
is an object super-rare in Korea
doesn't exist so... I'll bring 3 of them
I don't know how much they last, I think about 2 days but better than nothing
then, I'm going to bring with me
the stevia, which as you know is a sweetener
and also serves to baking
as you know, I'm on a diet in Korea,
and I'll have a great need go back on a diet
because in Italy I've gained 28 kg
I've eaten pasta, pizza and sushi everyday
so for keep this diet,
and my passion for cooking
that who follow me on Instagram knows that I've this passion
so much that Bake Off Italia... you're not match!
I'll bring this stevia so I hope to baking a little more dietary
when I'm back
and return to my fighting weight, since I grow boobs
sine I've been here in Italy
Let's continue with concept sweets, health and cool
I'll bring the yeast, "Pane degli angeli"
our classical yeast
because in Korea there isn't yeast but baking soda and
and baking powder
basically they mixed all and I don't get... I mean,
you need do the math and stuff like this... and I'm a bit retarded, you know yet
rather, "pane degli angeli"
is all at once
you buy a sachet and you're fine: or one or one and a half, and you can't do mistakes
I'll bring salty croissants
because I've raw ham in the fridge
I don't show you raw ham since you know how it looks like
and I'll bring raw ham and bresaola
since I intend to fill these croissants
with raw ham and bresaola
I'll bring pesto
this is Biffi one, it could be pretty good
obviously is not the fresh one make by you Genoveses that you're listening tome
but I know that the Biffi one is not bad
genoveses to listen: if you know it's good or not
please let me know in the comments down here
I don't dislike, honestly
is packed but I can just this one
next time, if I'm going to have a fan meeting in Genova
please, gimme pesto as well, so I can bring it with me in Korea
I'll bring biological honey too
because Koreans are not in favor for biological
there is honey, biological honey if there is
it costs three limbs and a half, and I haven't it to waste for honey
so I'll bring honey too
Let's begin with snacks that intend give to my korean friends
so if you want to watch the video where Koreans try snacks
and you don't want any spoilers just skip this part
anyway, these are snacks that I'm going to eat too, so I'm gonna show you
are snacks that I used to eat when I was a child
who is Fonzies fan, please comment down here
guys, club Fonzies, Team Fonzies, now.
Then, I used to eat
a lot of tarts and
that I devoured
at snack time, when I went to elementary school
i was a professional tarts-eater
and flutes as well
which... maybe I eat more than tarts, now I don't have specific memories
but in those days, flutes was made with palm oil
these ones are without palm oil
so, that's probably because I grew up moron
because I eaten palm oil when I was younger
At breakfast, when I was a child I didn't eat Gocciole already
but Kinder Colazione Più that I didn't even like it
I remember that
i ate this snack, but I didn't like it... but everyone eaten it
so I ate it too
anyone else thinked in that way too?
I don't get it. I remember that I didn't like it.
Anyway, I'll bring with me this too, I give it to my Korean friends
Dixi, guys
on a par with Fonzies, are good in the same way
that at the end both are cheese flavored... but taste is different
You agree? In shot, I was crazy about Dixi
Mythical and timeless Galatine
You miss Galatine when you live in Korea and you don't eat it for a while
you miss them
Kinder Surprise
when I was a child I've each possible and imaginable collection
of what you get in the surprise
hippopotamus, I remember
i had a shelf with all these surprise
and I was crazy about that, now the surprise are about Puff Girls, I couldn't not take it
i have to give to my Korean friends
so probably they'll eat all three, so there won't be anything left for me
but it's okay because I'm on a diet, remember
Then, I found Kinder Cards
are not for my friends because I didn't eat it when I was a child
because these didn't exist, but I saw the advertising on the tv, so I was a little bit curious
since it's a new Kinder's snack so I thought "let's try it", I don't know if it's good or not
I'll let you know
I bought turmeric too, and I absolutely don't know how to use it
but I'll learn
I saw it and I say "I can use it, it doesn't exist in Korea"
so I bought it.
if anyone know a recipe with turmeric please let me know down here
THEN, this is a life saver
and doesn't exist in Korea
and are "things" post shaving
you can't see it because of the light, I'm sorry
but are sticks
that you apply on your face after shaving, when you cut your face
basically every time I shave
and it stop the blood flow
when you can explode and you bleeding to death
and it doesn't exist in Korea
and I fill my face with perfume and alcohol for stop the bleeding
that never stops
Going back to early things, sorry but it's all messy
returning to Nespresso products, I bought ginseng too
this is of Dolce Gusto
because both Nespresso and Dolce Gusto
I love them, but there isn't ginseng in Korea
or at least, I've never seen it
so I'll bring with me for security
to conclude, let's move to the session...
... Session? Perhaps "Section"... accessory
let's begin with a gift
by two girls at Milan fan meeting
they gave me this thing
for makes cake
I don't know how to call it
"Openable Cake Tin"
mini version
because I've a small toaster oven, I'm a loser
this mini cake tin
that in Korea I can never found it
I'm so happy
since now I can make cakes
for section "Image: Master Chef"
I've also bought the eggbeater
that I tried to find it in Korea
but there aren't, I don't know why
perhaps I have to go in a "Eggbeater Shop"
since I didn't find it, I've bought it in Italy
next, finally, I've bought
Nespresso cups
it's not a video sponsored by Nespresso, I swear
are very ordinary, that will replace my awful cups
guys, I've cups
that if I tried to make cups more awful
than already are, probably I can't even
do this with fantasy for make cups such ugly
so I'm very happy to have new cups for drink coffee
So... that's it, I guess
I cleaned out the box and now I have to fill it again,
what a beauty
one hour and a half for fill this box to cleaned out
my intelligence will never stop to amaze me
and to exceed the boundaries of human intelligence
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... what I forgotten? I don't know... Okay
if I forgotten anything I'll let it up here *CORNCOB*
See you in the next video! PIZZA. CARBONARA.
CIAAAAO!
Eggbeater...
What I'm doing with my life? WHAT. I'M. DOING. WITH.
MY. LIFE.
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