But what you're saying doesn't make any sense
Why do you think it doesn't make sense, boy?
He just told you (Renos) exists
Yes, but i don't know who's (Renos) i've never seen him
Sherif, you don't have to see him
Just because you never saw him doesn't mean he doesn't exist
True, but that also doesn't mean that he exists
Okay, what does this (Renos) look like?
We don't know
How? didn't you see him?
No
Okay, is there anyone who saw him to describe him?
No
Okay, did anyone saw him, talked to him, heard him or met him before?
No
Then how did you know he exists?
By reason. We knew Renos exists by reason
You.. who made you alive?
What do you mean who made me alive? what does this has to do..
Who created all these plants, starts, galaxies and this universe, boy?
What does these questions have to do with Renos? i don't know who..
You just said you don't know
Then it's Renos.
I don't understand!
Look at this universe, boy look how beautiful it is..
Look how beautiful the sea is
Look how beautiful the birds are when they sing
Look how the fly.. Tell me, who teached the fly to poop?
Do you really think that all this came from nothing?
Or something must have made it? And that everything must has a cause?
Sure, everything has a cause of course..
Exactly
Then it's Renos!
But what does this has to do with this Renos?!.. i don't understand
What do you mean, Sherif? Renos is the one who created all this
Why do you keep saying that?! why do you keep linking him to all these questions?!
Okay, then who created this (Renos)?
ooh.. you crossed the limits
What?
That's impoliteness.. won't u watch your words or what?
What's the matter, Sherif? you'll be infidel saying that.. watch your language
What do you mean i'll be infidel?
You don't know what being infidel is?
That's the worst crime one can commit
A crime?!
Yes.. a crime
Anyone who doesn't believe in our Renos made a crime and deserve to die
A crime because i'm not convinced your Renos exists?
Yes
Okay then, i like to make crimes.. now tell me who created your Renos
C'mon, answer me
"May Renos forgive us" What should i do with him?
What do you mean what should i do with him? I wanna know who created Renos!
What wrong with that?
Sherif, ..
Nobody created Renos
Didn't you just say everything must has a cause?
But we didn't finish..
Everything has a cause.. that's true
Except Renos
Renos came from nothing
Really?
Yes
How?
I'll tell you
Go ahead
This (Renos).. is not in space or time..
So you can't ask, when did he came?
Why? because he invented the (When).. he invented time itself
He invented time itself?
Yes
And nothing can cause him to exist.. why you may ask
Why?
Because he himself is the Cause itself
He causes things to exist.. but nothing can cause him to exist..
Why you may ask.. because he is the (Thing)..
Okay, shut up.. Who even told you all this??
Renos told us
Renos is the one who said this?
Yes
He said all things have a cause..
Except for me
I'm the only one who has no cause
I'm the most powerful thing in this universe
I'm the most intelligent
I'm the most masterful
I'm the beginning and the end
But how did he say this when you just said that nobody ever heard him
Yea, but he wrote that in his book, son
Whose book..?
His book
He has a book?
Of course, how do you think we know he said all this?
Okay.. I've a question
Go ahead
If you don't mind
Of course i don't
Now, how did u know he has a book..
..when you yourselves said that nobody has ever seen him before
Yea but he sent it to his friend, son.. and he came and told us that Renos exists..
..and he's telling you to listen to me.. or he will beat the shit out of you.. so we did
Sent it to who?
(Hamada) *Pet name for Mohammad*
"Oh, shall my parents be sacrificed for you, Hamada"
Hamada?
Yea.. he's his friend, associate and lover too
The one who created this universe.. has a friend whom he loves?
Of course!
Okay
Now how did he send his book to Hamada if you just said nobody ever met him before?!
Yea but he sent someone on his behalf
He sent a tall white Angel who has wings
What does Angel means?!
You don't know what Angel means?
Here's the benefits of living in the west
Here, look at the "science" here
Sorry, science there isn't perfect like you have here!
Again, what does Angel mean?
Angel, Sherif, is this thing.. that's invisible.. and has no evidence to prove it
This too has no evidence?!
Okay, but why didn't Renos just send the book to Hamada himself instead of..
U crazy?
He started to be rude!
You know it's Halal to kill him, you know that Renos gave us the permission to!
What did you just say, Sherif!
What's wrong?
You want him to come hand him the book by himself?!
-What's wrong with that?! -It's not possible!
Why?
What do you mean "why"?! he's a very important being!
Then how did he hand him the book?!
If you just shut up you'll know!
Renos waited for Hamada to be by himself
"He was sitting alone in a cave"
Left.. right.. everything's clear, no one's following him and the cave is empty
He then sent this angel to him to dictate the words of this book..
which contains the orders we have to fo..
Stop here..
dictate..?
Yea
What's wrong with that?
Why dictate?
I mean why didn't he simply gave him the whole book at once?
Boy, listen!
Focus, Sherif
Listen
He could have done it
Then why didn't he?
He could have done it!
Right?
Sure, he could
Okay, but why didn't he?!
It's not important that he does
What's important is that he could've if he wanted to
Know this
He was dictating this book to him over 23 years
So that he tells him a part in every situation that requires one
Hamada, for example, wants to sleep with someone
But he feels like people would disagree with that
What would he do then? do you think Renos will abandon him?
Do you really think that Renos would abandon his friend?
Of course not
Renos, then, send him a part which says "Hamada, you're free to sleep with anyone"
Then Hamada tells everyone that Renos said i shall sleep with her.. it's out of my hand
The right words at the right time
Listen and understand, Sherif, all what u have is answerable questions
Okay, now let's repeat this because i must been missing something here
Okay
Now, this Renos which u say is setting above us
In the sky
Yea, right
Nobody saw, heard, met or spoke to him ever before
True
And the one who told you that Renos exist was someone named Hamada
Right
And this Hamada knew Renos by entering a cave that no one saw him entering
And then he came to you saying that Renos exist and he's my friend
And he's telling you to do such and such and to obey my orders or he'll punish you
Yea
Okay, but have you ever asked yourselves..
..that maybe Hamada is the one who invented all this up?
How so?
What do you mean How so? To make you do whatever he tells you to do!
By lying to you and saying that the one who created this whole universe contacted him
And he's the one telling you to obey him
You yourselves said that the book says that Hamada is free to sleep with whoever he desires
Look
Even though we should kill you now because you started to make us doubt
and we don't like those who make us doubt what we inherited..
Calm down sheikh, calm down
No i won't, he's an ignorant "talhood"
Basically what you're sa..
"T.." what?
What do u mean by "talhood"?
This's just a word i invented, it also means Atheist but i like to show off
Back to him, basically what you're saying is impossible..
Why?
Because Renos himself, smart ass, said that Hamada is better than all of us and he never lies
Said that where?
In his book!
Renos..
Said that Hamada never lies..
In his book..
His book.. that was written by Hamada himself!
It wasn't written by Hamada, boy, Renos is the one who wrote it
And how did you know that it was Renos's book?!
Because Hamada said it's his
Is there something wrong with you?
What's wrong with him?
I don't know..
Okay listen, sherif.. forget about him
That book Renos sent it to him..
Again you say it was sent to him
Just listen
That book.. is very beautiful
Yea, right
The book contains information that Hamada couldn't have possibly know it by himself
Like what..
Did he tell you how to make a time machine?!
Did he tell you the way electrons move in the sub atomic level?
Then what information?
The book, Sherif, is telling you not to eat the meat of..
Geese
Don't you look at me like that, tell me how did he do it?
How did Hamada know that the meat of Geese isn't healthy 2000 years ago?
Science just discovered.. there were scientists from the north pole who discovered that..
.. the meat of Geese contains worms that goes into the body and kills him..
Because Geese don't eat clean food
Then why those who eat that meat don't die?
What did you just tell him? tell him something else
I don.. i.. okay..
The book, Sherif, is saying for example, that water is the source of life
What?
I said for example
Okay, tell me how did he knew that information if the creator of all this universe didn't contact him
This is a known information since the times of Greek
Shut up, boy, don't lie
Yes, Sherif, this's a scientific miracle that led 400 Russian scientists to believe in Renos
And the other 67 from North Korea have you forgot them?
Yea, and beside all that, the book's filled with information he was the first one to mention
Not true
No, true
Believe me it's not
And i'm telling you it's true don't argue with me
EVEN if it was true
Even if all the information in this book is true..
despite the fact that it's not
Still not an evidence for the credibility of the story you just said
You know.. even if Hamada himself was capable of flying..
Really.. if he was flying like that and was even recorded flying..
Still not an evidence that the creator of this whole universe contacted him at all!
That's the difference between people of faith like us.. and the doubters like you..
You don't have to be convinced to have faith, boy
Faith needs a clean heart
Clean your heart and make it pure.. and you'll feel him
I don't want to feel it, i want to be convinced
Let's see if this will ever help you after u die, Sherif
Oh, you will really suffer when u die
Yea, seriously u will
Why? why all this?!
How could u know? your heart's blind!
Okay, i want to read that book
Or this too can't be seen?
No, it can, boy.. give him the book
Even though you should wash your hands before touching it.. but it's okay
Do you want to sterilize it, too?
Boy, don't argue with me, boy!
What's this?
What?
It says that stars are decoration for the sky
What's wrong with that?
Is that what the book managed to know about the benefits of stars?!
Yes, Sherif, because the sky won't look good if it's not decorated
That's what scientists call "The Fine-Tuning Universe"
Fine-Tuning?!..
What?.. what does T.S.N means *random nonsense letters*
That's a code
What?
I mean it's a puzzle
A puzzle that Renos put to see who's the smart one who's gonna solve it
Really?
Just so you can see that our religion support thinking and reasoning
Okay, okay no problem
No problem at all
What's this?
It says that Humans were made from dirt
This isn't scientific at all!
How is it not scientific?
Man, humen beings evolved..
Evolved? are you from those who believe in Evolution?
Believe what? the whole biology is based on evolution!
That's a scientific scandal!
lol, those who believe humans evolved from monkeys wanna talk about science!
Evolved from monkeys?
Oh, you're from those who think that evolution says we evolved from monkeys
Have you read the theory?
Of course we did
You read it?
Of course we read it why would we lie? even lying is forbidden in our religion
look
-Let's just forget about this.. -What do you mean by forget about it?
I mean you guys believe in what you want but i honestly am not convinced by this story
Unfortunately, Sherif, it's not your choice
What's not my choice?
To believe in Renos or not
You must believe in Renos..
Or else hell's fire is waiting for you!
Oh Mommy!
Fire?
A huge fire, it's color is black..
Oh my!
And those who don't believe in Renos.. will be roasted in it..
They'll be hanged from their legs and their skins will be burned forever!
All this because i'm not convinced?
"And you think it's small, but for Renos it's important"
Okay, what do u want from all this?
Sherif, we're afraid for you, we won't gain anything..
You'll come on judgment day and keep slamming your cheeks saying i wish i was a dirt instead
Forget the pleasures and desires of this life and live your life worshiping Renos
Live your life worshiping Renos or he'll burn you forever!
Will you stop this childish thinking?
What judgment day, what fire, what Intimidation!
I'm not convinced even if you threatened me all day long
The whole story is just silly
Okay, okay, don't get mad!
The fire is bad, right? go to hell, you bad fire!..
You like women?
What?
Renos promised anyone who believe he exists.. to sleep with any woman he wants
What women! i'm not frantic!
But we are and we're willing to bomb ourselves just to sleep with them..
Just listen to me, boy!
All what Renos asks is that you believe that he exists that's all!
And to pray to him 7 times a day, this's just a side stuff of course..
And to kill anyone who makes fun of Hamada or Renos that's a red line!
Only that..
And of course to apply what's written in that book which Hamada wrote..
Which Renos wrote you mean..
Yea, i meant Renos of course
Do all this and u have all the women you desire to sleep with in heaven..
And that of course aside from the fruit, slaves, boys, wine, maids..
What women! what wine! am i going to a brothel?!
But what will you lose, Sherif, if you prayed a little to him?!
I won't lose anything but..
I mean Renos created you and he doesn't deserve to be prayed to only 4 hours a day?
Man, what's wrong with you? i just think it's a legendary story that's all
I'm not convinced that he exists at all
Don't you think he's piteous?
You okay with him being sad? you okay with his chair shaking while you don't believe in him?!
Okay, i found it!
It's okaay
I found it..
You believe that Renos exists..
And you shall drink water with Hamada himself!
Oh my! i can only wish!
Yes, Sherif, don't think this is funny..
Because there's this river in heaven.. it's water is cold and fresh you know..
Okay, as you like then, we pity you that's all
You see the universe as matter only..
You can't imagine that there're stuff that.. simply don't have an evidence for it that's all..
Then how did you know there're other stuff when there's no evidence for them?
Yo, boy! there're things that are Unseen in this universe..
Yes, there's absolutely no evidence to support their existence..
But you have to believe it exists
Or the fire will be waiting for you!
Oh, Mommy!
And you say i'm stupid?
See.. i mean Renos can turn him into a monkey right now..
But because he's merciful he's letting him
No, i want him to do it
No, he will let you.. by his own will too
But i don't want him to let me!
No, he will.. because he loves you!
No, i don't want him to love me
Boy, don't provoke him, boy don't test his anger!
His a..
Okay, look Sherif, if you looked at the book carefully you'll find many other good words
You just cherry picked those few sentences you read..
What good sentences
Okay, take this as an example..
Listen to daddy and mommy and don't say "uff" to them
Don't play with your head like this
Just tell me how would you listen to your mom and dad if Hamada never told you
You
Yes
Listen to me
Even if this book is filled with good advises
Still the story never happened
The Basis itself which the story relies on.. is a lie
It has nothing to do with the beauty of the book
Okay, why don't you sleep with your mother then?
What?
I mean.. who prevents you from doing bad things
for example, who prevents you from sexually harass women
If we'll talk about that, then the countries which are ruled by your religion are on the top of the list
But what's important is that they believe in Renos!
That's the most important thing
It's not important if someone is a rapist, corrupt or a harasser
It's not a big deal
What's important is that he believes in Renos
Now you.. what's your morals compass?
Who prevents you from doing bad actions?
My mind is the one who prevents me
Yeaaa.. now who made this mind of yours?
Who made it? is it a must that someone made it?
Do you think it came from nothing?
See? you yourself don't believe that something can come from nothing..
Why don't u apply this to Renos? Who created him?
Still you didn't answer anything, boy!
Who created your mind?
No body created it
It's a result of complicated chemical reactions over billions of years
And until this moment no body knows how or what caused it..
But not knowing the answer to this question doesn't necessarily mean that..
Then it must be Renos!
You're stupid, you know that?
Don't insult me, boy, i'll beat you with my shoes!
Leave him alone, Sherif, but honestly it's your fault
My fault?
Yes, your fault
Your ideas are dangerous!
Is there a sane person that says Renos doesn't exist?
How do you even have the courage to say things like this?
Your heart is blind you know
Listen to me, boy
We'll imagine your mind was formed, okay?
Who created these little primitive one cell creatures that formed your brain, boy?
Nobody created them!
You think they're creatures but at the end they're just chemistry
Chemical reactions over billions of years under complicated circumstances
Led to specific chemical reactions between the atoms which created what we call life
Really? u think it's that easy?
No, not really
That's a dot.. in an ocean of scientific complicated answers
But at least it's more realistic than the story of Hamada, Renos and the tall white angel
But who created those reactions that created this thing called life?
My mother
Nobody created it
That's the laws of nature
The laws of physics in our universe
And who created these "philips" laws, boy!
Why do you think it has to be "someone"?
I mean, why do u imagine him loves, hates, gets angry and punishes..
I mean can't you see that imagining him with a personality..
is by itself an evidence that he exists only in your head?
I mean why can't it be "something"?
An unknown nature law
Why can't it be another universe that created our own?
Why can't we all be inside a computer program?
See? there's a million possibility
But all this are just hypotheses with no evidence
Because nobody knows really..
Exactly.. see? nobody knows
Then it's Renos!
Okay, what is it that u want to prove?
We just wanna tell you that all this must has a beginning, Sherif
See how stupid these people are
I mean he knows that this thing i'm holding has a creator
But he's denying that this whole universe has a creator
I mean if you're saying that.. why not step back just one more step..
And tell me who created this Renos!
Don't stop on him
And when u say nobody created Renos..
Try to put that answer on the universe itself
*Background call for prayer*
Enough, Sherif, enough, the man is calling for prayer
I don't wanna hear anything anymore
No it's not that u don't want, it's that you fear listening
Because you know something isn't right
But you can't face yourself
What's keeping you from thinking is you setting with people like him
"Oh, Renos..
"I'm asking you to make me hold more into your religion"
"We're in this era, when holding on to your religion, is like holding cinder"
"Ameen, oh Renos"
"We're in the era of Alboaidah (egg)"
What?
Robaidah.. i mean Rwaibedah.. he meant Rwaibedah *Rwaibedha means the era of ignorance and lie*
We're sorry but we've to go to pray
So that when judgment day comes, we'll be able to sleep with unlimited women
And swim in the oceans of fruit, wine and honey
And you'll be burning in hell
We'll pray to god to save you, brother Sherif
Or to kill him so that we're no longer have people who make us doubt what we inherited
Yea, we'll see if that ever happened
*Sound from background* "The prayer is better than knowledge"
"Renos is the most powerful"
"Hamada and Renos are friends"
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