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This time we will discuss the game

Not infrequently someone assumes the game is just a waste of our precious time,

and also the most severe is often to make our emotions become uncontrollable.

It's true too

because sometimes the games they play bring a difficult mission.

But of course not all games are difficult to play.

Because there are also games that you can play very easily,

even because it is too easy you can play it while you close your eyes

Certainly curious, what is the most android game is easy?

To know more clearly you can refer to the following OmLamis reviews

Dear Former

Because frankly this game is suitable for you who still fail to move on,

seeing from the title of his game alone is very strange.

Dear Former can be categorized as the easiest game in game history.

You just need to work to earn money

which is useful to prove to a parent who ever sever your relationship with boyfriend

It's easy even you can play with your eyes closed.

Angry Birds

The easiest game on Android next is Angry Birds

Angry Birds is already widely known,

no wonder if this game became a mainstay of small children

because its mission is very simple and very easy.

Only need to pull catapults to kill pigs,

even when pulling this catapult we do not need to see any certainly can be about the pigs easily.

Therefore Angry Birds game you can play only with eyes closed.

Cookie Clickers

Very simple even you can not just play while closing your eyes

Because so easy you can even play this game while joking

your task in Cookie Clickers game is not difficult

you just need to click the cakes that appear on the smartphone screen as much as possible until it can be a lot of best

Doodle Jump

In addition very easy and can be played while closing the eyes

Doodle Jump game also brings a unique and different gameplay from others,

like wiggling a smartphone to run a character.

How it works is very easy

you just have to wiggle your smartphone to win the game.

Jetpack Joyride

Jetpack Joyride is a game made by Halfbrick developers

which is also the most addicting endless game runner,

because looking from a very easy mission to the control of this game is very convenient and easy,

such as tap on the screen to move up to the top,

then release to point down or down.

You can play this game without looking at the screen.

That's the 5 easiest Android games that can be played with eyes closed.

Entertain yourself no need to play challenging games because the tip will only make you emotion,

just play a simple game to just entertain themselves in times of boredom.

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The Instrument Inside You, with Ben Parry - Duration: 52:04.

hello this is Ben Parry I'm the artistic director of the National Youth choirs of

Great Britain and you are listening to the musicality podcast ever wondered why

some people seem to have a gift for music have you ever wished that you

could play by ear sing in tune improvise and jam you're in

the right place time to turn those wishes into reality welcome to the

musicality podcast with your host Christopher Sutton hi this is

Christopher founder of musical u and welcome to the musicality podcast today

I'm speaking with Ben Parry the artistic director of the National Youth choirs of

Great Britain but as you'll be hearing that's just one of many musical roles he

has including formerly being a singer and arranger with the world-famous a

cappella group the Swingle Singers and directing the london voices choir which

has performed on many of the hollywood film soundtracks that we all know and

love i recently had the pleasure of attending a workshop been presented at

the london a capella festival and he had such a great way of getting people of

all ability levels quickly singing some quite complex music that I knew we had

to invite him up to the show to share his ideas with you in this conversation

we discuss his own journey from classical church music to cabaret and a

cappella and how it's all informed the way he helps people sing now we talked

about by having a choir get their tuning from a piano can be a really bad idea

and the pros and cons of using intervals versus using scale degrees such as

sulfur or note numbers then is clearly a man who has thought deeply about singing

in all forms and he brings his unique experience and perspective to all his

roles to the benefit of his singers I loved having the opportunity to pick his

brains and whatever kind of singer you might be whether you're a vocal pro or

just do karaoke at the pub or you sing with your local choir or in a barbershop

group or you're only willing to sing in the shower but you wish you could do

more I know you're going to really enjoyed this episode

my name is Christopher Sutton and this is the musicality podcast from musical u

welcome to the show Ben thank you for joining us today I'm delighted to talk

to you so you have had an incredible career over the years a real range of

roles and projects and types of music it was hard for me to know where to start

I suppose one easy option is to start at the beginning and I'd love to know

you've become this incredible musician and artistic director and nurture of

young singers in particular but what was it like for you growing up was music

always a part of your life was it a late discovery did it all come easily tell me

what that was like I'd come from a very musical family my dad was a music

teacher in church organist all his life and my mum was a keen amateur singer and

in fact I guess I've been surrounded by music ever since birth actually

interesting I'm asked this question a lot you know what was sort of my first

musical memories and and there are many of them and there there are some of them

which are really sort of quite pivotal pivotal to my my career or my wish to be

a professional musician not least because that was a church organist I and

my three siblings all sang in the church choir this is in Ipswich where I now

live and I remember at a very early age I was too young to sing in the in the

choir so my three siblings were in the choir and I would sit next to dad on on

the organ bench and while he played one of the most abiding memories was them

singing in a choral evensong and this will be for sort of choral evensong

nerds if you like but there's a magnificat not SEMA despite Stanford

Stanford in c-major which starts with a huge great organ court and the choir

come in and I was age 4 and I turned to my dad and said Oh daddy what lovely

music and clearly this had a real it had a real effect on me sorry that is

terribly nerdy it's it's really it's it's a really important thing because I

think really quite a young age died realized that music was going to be a

massive part of my life and fast forward a few years just when I was sort of

seven or eight years old we were very involved with the music at snape

Maltings which is up in Suffolk where Benjamin Britten

lived and worked and ran his wonderful all brie festival that still goes on to

this day and mom used to sing in the Opera Festival sing as she sang with

Benjamin Britten conducting many times and I remember her coming back from

concerts and telling me all about it and we went to snake one day and to this

amazing concert hall that Benjamin Britten built and he was there and I met

him a lot of lot of other contemporary colleagues of mine are really sort of

quite jealous of the fact that I actually met Benjamin Britten which was

amazing and I remember him talking and I remember going into the hall and we sang

some of his music it was an opera that he'd written called the little sweep and

the audience has these audience songs and I remember singing this song all

about birds singing in the night and I thought I want to do this as you know as

a grown-up I want to be a musician so that was really sort of quite pivotal so

music was always around in the family we used to sing we used to play we all

played instruments so yeah I was surrounded by it wonderful and so given

that musical beginning I have to jump quickly to one of the big questions I

wanted to ask you which relates of it I think to to your work with the National

Youth Choir given that you were immersed in music from the beginning and you also

came from a family who were themselves musical what's your opinion on talent

you know if if someone's gonna become an incredible inspiring musician and

composer and arranger like yourself or one of the leading singers in the great

choirs of the country do you think it takes talent is it a natural thing or is

it more nurture than nature well I was just about to say natural nature and

that is one of those things I mean if you're surrounded by it obviously you

know you're going to engender a sense of what's around you

but there there is such an ocean as a gift isn't there there is you know

talent it has to be a natural thing as well but that doesn't preclude people

from doing it so if say for example you know you wanted to sing in a choir but

you felt that you hadn't had a background in it well join a choir you

know it's it's not it's it's as simple as that

actually and actually we singing this this is a big thing I have

constant arguments with my wife who's a professional violinists and she will say

you know the thousands of hours of work that she's had to put into practicing

and she gets so frustrated because singing is such a natural thing we can

all do it and this notion I remember my dad talking to me many times about the

notion of tone deafness and actually he didn't believe that tone deafness

existed anybody can sing if anybody can talk anybody can sing and in fact you

know we all have voice boxes so you know that that ability to be able to just

make that leap from talking to vocalizing to understanding you know how

it works is a really interesting thing actually it's just leaning on from that

I'm one of my nephew's is that is an amazing percussionist and he found it

really difficult to sing simply because he hadn't exercised these muscles that

we have in here so he talks very quietly very slowly it's all down here and I had

to get I gave him some exercises on how to sing and I could I could see it

actually it was a visible thing that he simply didn't know how to use that

muscle and how to hear in his ear how this was working out as an aural example

of of sound and it took about five minutes for him to work out and because

I would sing a note like blah and he would sing and it would be it would be

well over an octave below but once he worked out the notion of what was going

on in here and how to hear it we beaten it we cracked we crack the code and I

think it's possible for everybody to do that of course you know musicians if

you're going to do it at a professional level or at a really high level then

then talents gonna help isn't it but it's its nature and nurture in equal

degrees I would say that's really interesting to hear and we've had a lot

of that same experience at musical you with reluctant singers that it's partly

emotional or psychological and it's partly either physical you know if

someone hasn't moved their voice through their possible pitch range they simply

have no chance of hitting a note but some very simple exercises can can give

them that freedom so coming back for a minute to your own

journey you were clearly diving into the world of what I would consider kind of

classical church music in England growing up where did things go from

there for you I studied music at Cambridge University I was very lucky I

would say that I was a reluctant student nay perhaps a bit lazy and I say that

simply because I'm not I'm not I wouldn't have classed myself as an

academic I'm I'd be much more a practical musician I think if I could go

back and do it all again now I would find it so brilliantly fascinating but

unfortunately I think I'm a bit too old to do that but at university I of course

I was I was put together with all these amazing other people who were who were

keen musicians and not just that the thing about a university in particular

for me was that you know you'd be you be making music with chemists and lawyer

peasants and scientists and and all these other people in linguists which

which again you know from a singing point of view it's amazing if you've got

a singer in a choir who's studying Italian or German or whatever you know

that that's gold dance really isn't it so at university I wasn't I wasn't the

model academic student but there I found my love of a whole raft of other things

that I hadn't been exposed to before like you say I grew up with church music

and I grew up with my parents singing and and there was lots of music in the

house I was I was a not a bad violinist actually when you when you when you line

me up with my wife then I'm hopeless but I remember turning up to two University

in fact where I met my wife and I thought yes I'm going to be a violinist

now and of course there were millions of brilliant instrumentalists so I so

singing was the thing that I then begot began to get really interested in and

possibly most importantly actually and haven't thought about this for a long

time but in my first year I was asked to do a cabaret now I'd never really done

any light music so here I was singing some sort of cabaret songs and it's a

close harmony and I thought wow this this is amazing because I'd never done

this stuff before the really important part of that was a group who some of

your listeners if they're as old as me might have heard of which was called

Harvey and the Wallbangers now Harvin the Wallbangers were a group in

the 1980s who were ex Cambridge plural scholars and they got

together and they formed a close hominid group and then they got really kind of

funky and they started learning instruments and it was a kind of jazz

pop rock and roll combo and a friend of mine who was at university said you got

to come and hear this group party in the wall bangers and I went to this theater

and sat down and this thing started and it was closed harmony it was rock and

roll and I thought I'd died and gone to heaven this was just amazing and I

thought this is the sort of music that I want to get in two years later we

fast-forwarding a huge amount actually a couple of the group Chris Purvis is now

a major opera singer and Harvey Braff who started the group brilliant composer

are very good friends of mine and I wouldn't have imagined in a million

years that those guys would have been friends I worshipped them from afar in

the in the audience while they were on stage so you know that whole kind of

melting pot of being at university meeting different people and different

musical styles was something that was very very important to me hmm

and it's funny we we had kind of the same quarrel blend as a were in that I

grew up in a chapel choir singing a lot in my school days and went on to

barbershop and a capella and really loved that and I found it stretched me

in a very different way as a singer and one of the things I was excited to talk

to you about was just how you found it transitioning from that world of

classical choral music that can be quite formal and precise to a cappella which

is precise in its own way you know it's precise in a very expressive stylistic

way and obviously a cappella can be any genre anything from classical to jazz to

pop to rock to anything you imagine so how did you develop as a singer through

exploring that different direction that's a really interesting thing to

talk about because basically you know one informs the other vice-versa

I mean I what I do now was very much sort of akin to what I was

doing at university so one day I'd be singing in King's Choir and singing

evensong and just getting off on the fact that I was in this amazingly

beautiful building singing the most fantastic music the next day I'd be

writing a music essay on I don't know Marla symphonies or whatever and

listening to Marla's Ninth Symphony that's a friend of mine had to listen to

it on 45 you know when we used to have records he ran out of time and he went

to the library and he had to listen to on 45 instead of 33 to try and get

through it all and then the next day I'd be doing a cabaret and singing jazz

songs or you know singing in a closed harmony group

it's basically what I do now actually is you know from one day to the other I

have this for me I'm so lucky because I have this interesting eclectic career

where I'll be where I'll be touching on all these different sorts of music but

like you say you know the discipline that is required to sing in a choir like

King's College Choir is obviously going to inform you in a way you might

rehearse an a cappella piece you know the kind of all the attributes that are

there the style the blend the precision the way that you rehearse it the tuning

listening out for different parts how the balance might work and all those

sorts of things so so I I've been blessed that I've been able to to have

that in it as a student but then that's informed totally the way I work as a

professional musician as well and on paper my impression is your career kind

of went deep into the a cappella world with your time with the Swingle Singers

before circling back into that world of choral music yeah is that right yeah

very much so I mean the year after right after

University so I was doing some cabaret as a sort of young freelancer and

earning absolutely no money whatsoever and then the job came up in in the

Swingle Singers and I thought this was something that I should be throwing my

hat into the room for only twenty two but I did get the job they were really

mean to me absolutely you know they gave me five auditions which was just they

kept bringing me back and saying okay you sing this song and can you sing that

song in a particular style and in the end I

which is sort of quite unlike me because I'm sort of quite um come from

confrontational but I said to them actually can you just stop doing this

and if you want me to do the job just give it to me or if not just tell me to

leave but I did get it and I spent five brilliant years in in the swingles um

interestingly and ironically the one thing I didn't really enjoy was was

touring and being away from home and have to say probably nine ten months of

the year we were away from home but it was again a amazing kind of training

ground for me even though I was doing it professionally you know from the likes

of arranging for a part a cappella group doing some albums recording techniques

producing rehearsing arranging a piece of music and then rehearsing it with the

with the group so you had to be the leader and I really cut my teeth on how

one does that in it in a very effective proactive way

having said that during that time I was in the swingles are still actually was

in a singing church music because I had a job at the Tower of London they have a

brilliant choir there in the in the chapel within the tower and this was in

the days when you could actually drive your car right into the into the Tower

of London you could park outside the chapel you can't do that anymore so I

kept that job open and so if there was a Sunday where I was free I would go and

sing some wonderful church music I mean church music has been you know the love

of my life for as long as I can remember you know back in the days when Stanford

and seeing sitting on my dad's still love me on it on the organ you know so

I've always shared that love it in tandem with everything else that I do

but yeah it was a really interesting five years of real time mental

discipline and understanding of that particular art yeah it sounds like it

could be a real trial by fire you know we come back again and again on this

show to the importance of your ear and your brains awareness of music as being

critical to everything you do in music and you know to go so quickly to being

part of one of the top groups in the world of all time in a cappella music

and not only performing arranging and composing that must have

really pushed you to your limit in terms of your oral understanding of music yeah

I think I think possibly you know there's a degree of just thinking well

that's I that's what I did that's what that's what I'm good at

it's difficult as a good sometimes as a musician to say actually but I think I

think that's where my where my where my metier was you know that and I was given

the opportunity to do that it was an interesting time actually to join the

group because they'd they haven't sort of really made their mark but

particularly in the UK and the American market had dried up and so we were sort

of slightly at the low ebb and we took it upon ourselves to pay for a flight

out to New York and do a showcase in New York for Columbia artists who had

massive concert agency and we set our stall out basically the eight of us we

were we were all quite young you know and we thought right okay this is an

opportunity for us and we did it exactly that we thought right what are we good

at let's show the Americans what we're good at and we put together a hot I

think it was a 20 minute half hour little showcase of our best arrangements

we rehearse it and rehearsed it we flew ourselves out to New York put ourselves

up in a cheap hotel went and did the showcase and that really was the making

of the group from the time I was in it because Columbia artists thought we were

the best thing ever since sliced bread and from that we then toured the state's

four times a year regularly doing 20 30 concerts I mean we were there four or

five weeks at a time absolutely saved our bacon and from that we then

increased our repertoire massively of course but we then got a recording

contract with virgin classics and and on it went so you know that was that was a

really good time for me but it was it was interesting being part of that

so actually taking it upon ourselves to be proactive as a musician and like

you're saying you know just that whole idea of of rehearsing and really

listening to each other and understanding how how what our voices

were going to work the most effectively as an eight-part a cappella group often

you know we we weave I'll record something and we just did it

intuitively because we've worked together so much

we were just Naturals at tuning you you know you remember a bit there was if we

were a bit we're singing in unison and two of the Altos had to sing sort of the

same notes at one point and one sang a bit sharp on one sang a bit flat and the

two of them within a split second there's a recording of it it's a bit of

Debussy that they sang and they sang this note and within about a nanosecond

they to each found the tuning exactly because they were both wrong and they

they write themselves within less than a second it was extraordinary and I

thought wow you know that's that's real kind of oral discipline and something

that only comes obviously with really hard work and a lot of regular singing

but it's something that you know if you join a choir I mean I find this with

choirs that I work with all over the place you know if they do that regular

thing of singing week after week you're gonna get better individually but also

as as a team and that's one of the joys of singing in a choir isn't it mmm

absolutely and I love that you highlighted that because that to me you

know I I saying barbershop an a cappella to an amateur level but in one of the

abiding memories is how unique that situation is you know you can sing as a

soloist you can sing in a choir as part of a large number but it's only really a

cappella where you're one of maybe four people and you can all look each other

in the eye and you can be so in the moment all performing with the same

instrument essentially and it requires so much of you to be present and react

to one another in a way that I think performing in an instrument ensemble or

a large choir just it does it's not quite the same we did we did that little

exercise at the end of the workshop where I I met you the other day where we

were tuning this is something that I've really become interested in this this

whole idea of what's called just intonation and so if you play the piano

it's it piano is tuned at what's called equal temperament so that the distance

between every single note is the same now if you play a chord we're quite used

to hearing it nowadays and you play a chord on the piano you go yeah that's a

nice chord well actually it's not in tune because it's false to have the gap

between each seven exactly the same it means that if you

play a certain interval and if we're talking about a third so you go one

three on an honor on a piano if it's tuned and I think I talked about this in

the workshop actually the third is always really sharp one three and

everybody kind of likes sharp thirds because they sound really good as any

because our ears have been tuned to what's called equal temperament actually

if you sing in a choir and you tune a chord and actually you make that the the

third lower than it would be on a piano and the fifth one five nice and bright

which on an equal temperament piano is flat the chord sounds much more in tune

isn't it's got the natural harmonics within it and that to me is something

really interesting and I think what you were talking about just then with we're

singing in a acapella group particularly when you've got one part of voice

spending a lot of time doing that sort of thing can be really really rewarding

we're so used to hearing equal temperament the piano is my is my is my

least favorite instrument but you know what I mean when it comes to tuning I

think that's really really important thing and particularly when you you can

do it in choirs as well we do at the National Youth Choir all the time and in

fact in my choir at King's College for the mixed choir that sings on Mondays

even though we have very limited rehearsal time we often just balance and

tunes and courts so it will sit on a chord we'll say that people who are

singing the keynote like if it's in C major

people singing C just make sure that's in tune then we'll put a nice bright G

in which is the fifth and then we'll have a nice scent to the third and you

can really tell the difference and I I don't think there are many choirs who

spend so much time doing that but I would encourage all choral conductors to

work much harder at that because I think that's that's that's a whole minefield

of wonderful stuff we can research yeah what a beautiful example of how you've

drawn on your a cappella experience to inform how you to react why of sanity

because I like you say we take for granted that the piano is the correct

answer you know you play the piano chord that's what you're aiming for but of

course if you're just four people in a room and it's up to you to make the

major chord you find that the tuning you trust your ear and you adjust as needed

yeah there's one profession choir who shall remain nameless do I

guess conducted and they were they were we were rehearsing a piece and the

pianist was playing along and you know just helping them to find the notes and

I asked him to stop playing actually and the choir was really offended that it--

they said we you know but we're we're sight reading this and I said well yeah

you're a professional choir come on sight read it and don't don't rely on

the piano it's actually actually one thing that's really really interesting a

real interesting exercise and of course we didn't in that workshop where I met

you we didn't use any piano you know we just did it all with the voices and I

think that's a really good discipline for some choirs actually just part the

piano put close the lid just get on with the singing listen and and hear what's

going on and use your voices to create the sound rather than relying on not

only the tuning of the piano but of course it's also it's that percussive

effect so the chord goes down and you hear it you go oh that's where we need

to sing actually if you watch the conductor or you or you watch each other

you should be able to internalize the rhythm as well we're getting deep we

keep getting deep into the semantics of my approach to choral I hope so you you

mentioned sight-reading there and that's something else that I think causes a lot

of people x20 comes to singing and particularly you know singing in a

church choir where you might be handed a thick wad of manuscript paper and expect

it to somehow magic up the notes and you know a musical you we focus a lot on

relative pitch and helping people understand the relationship between the

notes in the scale and you had a really elegant exercise at that workshop which

I say elegant because I think it's something you can explain in a few

moments but someone can go away and practice every day and develop a really

valuable skill with and I was wondering if you could just share that the singing

of scale degree numbers and then starting to take them out and remix them

in different combinations yeah absolutely and before I do that I should

say that when I was really young my dad tried to teach me the piano and he

failed dismally like all parents do trying to teach their children

instruments but he started me at an early age around about five and I did

everything by ear so I can still I can still play by ear

but I could not cite read when I was 5 and my dad didn't realize this he

started the first few weeks in he say write this here's a little tune written

down right would you like to pay that to me and I go well you play it to me first

and then I'll and then I'll do it and he literally played me to the tune or the

piece and I would play it back no perfect but I was doing it by ear I

wasn't reading the music and he after a few weeks he cottoned on and he said no

you do it first and I said well I can't I can't really do it and he used to make

me put this is really horrible I love my dad dearly but he used to play piano

duets with me where I'd have to keep going and he said come on keep going

keep going and I remembered being in tears so you know I sight read and I had

to learn how to do that because my ear was was was very keen and I could I just

fixing things up all the time I'm still not the greatest sight reader on the on

the piano I can sight read science I can start seeing really well and it's and

it's an easy thing to pick up I mean obviously there's the whole solar system

which is fantastic it's not something I've ever done so I've never used it

although I do understand how it works but what we have done it I picked this

up more recently with the National Youth Choir is using the number system so you

take your your dough if you like your one and you use that and you can tune

and you can think about degrees of the scale very easily and whatever key it

might be so if one is there and you can literally do a little pattern just going

one two one three two one four three two one

you can carry on going five four three two one but you can actually go five six

seven one six seven one seven one one one then if you want to do a little

exercise which I think we did take out three and go one two one clap on three

two one then you've got to find four four two one perhaps five is a click

four two one six and you're taking out various notes you've got to find where

four is but you always relate it to one and that's basically what I do if I'm

reading as well so your sight reading know where C is if you can understand

that so C is the one that hangs down below the line and it's got its got a

ledger line through it if that's middle C that's always gonna be your one so you

can work out where three or six or four or seven and two it's it's really as

simple as that and if you change key and suddenly G becomes one and a is gonna be

two and B is going to be three and so on so that that little the size I think is

really helpful the other thing that we did was just call out four numbers

between one and seven so you go one five seven two and you've just got to work

out one five seven two or whatever else and just give yourself those little

exercises and you're very very quickly attuned to where those up where you are

in the degree of the scale antastic well if for any of our lesson lesson over

it's a beautiful F of it's something that I think any listeners can start to

experiment with you know even if you just start with one two and three and

whether you've ever done before or not you probably know the sound of one two

three two one just play around with that produce three playmates exactly and the

one three two or two three one or three one two you just you know combination

locks absolutely and it's it's the kind of instinctive understanding of the

scale that I so wish someone had explained to me when I was growing up

singing because I was immersed in ringing all day every day trying to

sight-read from sheet music using intervals and using reference songs and

it was such hard intellectual work trying to figure out what the music

should sound like from the sheet I'd love to talk I'd love to talk to you

about intervals because intervals is a really interesting thing because yes

intervals are useful if you want to read from music but there's that there's a

slight misnomer I feel about trying to work out what intervals are so you go

one two three four five that must be a fifth and tried to count it up now it is

a way of doing it I'm not saying it's wrong I I'm very much at the opinion and

we took we've been talking about you know our aural perception that actually

intervals an interval recognition um is much easy

if you can use sonic recall I once had the most fascinating conversation with

someone who was writing a film script about a child who had sonic recall now

this wasn't a musician it was something else it was a spy film I don't need some

crazy stuff but he'd heard that I I went on about sonic recall a lot and I and I

had this a chat with his guy he was writing this fascinating script and he

understood where I was coming from this because of course all intervals sound

the same now the one that you can really hear is the minor second a semitone

so if you play those together you can hear the beats it goes but that if you

play a major second you can almost hear them it goes really fast because they're

obviously there's a there's a there's a a wave sign that's going really fast and

you can actually hear it but if you can work out stay with me go with me on this

is if if you can work out what a fifth sounds like not the two notes separately

but actually what the actual sound of a of an interval is then you're met it's

easy so you could actually do worse than actually sitter our dear friend the

piano and play major thirds and go oh that's what a major third sounds like

and sometimes of course and the famous French composer messy on believe that

all music was just colors so you could you could assign yourself a color if you

thought that a major third sounded you know yellow then then that's yellow it's

gonna sound the same wherever you play it or whether we're ever two people

seeing it if you thought that a perfect fifth I know two notes five notes apart

that sounded gray then then listen to Gray's all the time you know major six

minus six and all those sorts of things I think that's really helpful and I

would maintain that that that's an even better way than counting up intervals I

hope that kind of makes sense it's always been something that I've really

latched onto because that's how much and that's how my three children if you play

them intervals they'll just go yeah that's a major text because they know

they know the color of they know the sound of it they're

recalling the sound we've definitely seen that with our members that musical

you going between what we would call the melodic form where it's one note and

then the other note and the harmonic form where it's both notes together

can definitely help people tune in you know if you get the sound of that blend

of the two notes into your ear and it becomes much easier when you hear them I

think absolutely for us the limiting factor in intervals just tends to be

putting them to use you know naming them in isolation is one thing and you can

get very good at that but we found people really then have a gulf when it

comes to using them to play by ear or recognize chords it takes a lot of work

to bridge that gap of course and yeah I for us with our members anyway it just

seems like the sulfur approach or numbering the scale degrees like we've

been talking about it gives you a much faster route to understanding lately the

melody is on the chords but I think I think the sonic recall leads on from a

bluesy so when once you've learned what we're a third is then if you start

playing thirds you go that sounds the same as that third right it's all it's

always going to and but no absolutely I agree that the numbering system and all

the so far is is definitely the first approach to that hmm so you're one of

those fascinating music educators who has the kind of top level experience in

terms of expertise and you know being a world leading performer but actually

works with some of the most beginner stage musicians you know you work with

the National Youth choirs are great rhythm obviously those are very high

level acquires but you're taking very young singers who don't have that

expertise or experience yet I'd love to hear how you how you approach that you

know what's your attitude when you're directing one of these choirs and

welcoming new singers in do you find it's a challenge to get them up to

scratch do you have particular approaches you use to bring them into

the choral setting rapidly or well that's really interesting because one of

the things we haven't mentioned that the choral courses that one one of which are

run in the summer these are these are run but they're they called the Eaton

choral course is simply because they were founded by Ralph Oliver - who was

the director of music Eton College there are five courses each

year and the interesting thing about these courses are in the past they were

sensibly designed to to offer experience to people who wanted to do choral

scholarships and particularly at Cambridge and Oxford now we know of

course the landscape with choral singing has changed completely now in a very

very positive way and so what we're finding now with the of the Eaton choral

courses is that you know we have a much broader range of abilities and people

young people wanting to go into different areas so you know there'll be

other universities there'll be some who don't necessarily want to go to

university they might want to go to a music Conservatoire they might take a

walk might want to go on and do some vocational training or whatever but they

share a lot of singing the fascinating thing about the eton core of course is

they are unleashing so a group of 50 young singers between the ages of 16 and

18 will turn up never having some together before and our challenge is

that by the end of the week they're going to be doing a concert or an even

song in somewhere like Eton College Chapel or King's College Chapel

Cambridge or st. Paul's Cathedral and some of them to do actually a live

broadcast even song on BBC Radio 3 it's got to be that good and so their

trajectory it's fascinating to watch over the years this is actually this

year is the 20th year I've been to I've been directing courses and watching that

trajectory from a young group of singers who who start there and there are some

who've actually never sung and acquired they've been signed up by their school

because they love their singing and they may have had some singing lessons but

they've never sung in it in a in a chapel choir if you like and getting

them to sing Anglican Psalms to the degree where they do it live on radio

through is some challenge I can tell you but you know in invariably they go with

the flow and because they aren't their minds are so open to adaptation and

development and inquiry there's a wonderful sense of cohesion as you go

through the week and they do get terribly tired I remember the first time

I did it first couple of years by about day five of an eight day course and they

were on their knees and I thought oh no you

they've lost interest come on stay with me but I realize it's just that they

were tired and they were loving it but you know their level of concentration

was was waning through fatigue then as we know with all young singers you know

they pull it out the back at the last minute as well so there's an element of

that but just going back to what you were saying about you know working with

with people who are at the very beginnings of their of their at their

the journey with music that that's a challenge as well that's where you know

the workshopping for me has been so interesting because you know there are

no barriers there you know you're standing there's no piano there's no

music stand there's no music there's no sense of a language barrier you know

we're doing exercises that don't require that we sang some African chance you

know where you just learn the the syllables you don't you you know it's

not a language that we speak so there's there's there's no there's no barrier

there either and particularly there I think the round

that we did we did we did a six part round and suddenly you're singing in six

part harmony but actually you've only just learned one tune by ear and

suddenly you're creating six part harmony I think is a really interesting

way of just engendering an enthusiasm and a response from from young people

remember doing a workshop years ago in Scotland where we used to live in

Edinburgh and I chosen this song it was a it was a Christmas concert and it was

with primary children and it was in it was in five five eight and it's kind of

when Christmas time is party time why have I chosen something that's in five

eight you know be much easier to go one two three four this kid these kids have

ups they have no perception of what five eight was it didn't matter and they just

did it completely naturally they just understood the the rhythm of the words

and they just latched on to it straightaway I remember coming out of

that thinking oh my god you know that would that would test some professional

adult choirs but for the young kids you know they they are amazingly adaptable

and malleable in their in their approach to their music making so we needn't be

frightened of that sedating why is there not a contradiction there you know you

have studied classical choral music in the very rigid formal traditional

sense where there is a way of doing things

step by step people are taught very carefully and perform very part in a

very polished way and at the same time you're talking about you know any group

of 50 people coming into a room and performing six part harmony you're

talking about a group of young singers coming together for a week and

performing on Radio three how is there no contradiction there how have you

managed to reconcile those two the very careful structured traditional approach

to singing and teaching singing and this much more inclusive encouraging and

effective way of getting a group of people singing together simple answer I

don't know I don't know I've always I've always latched on to that notion and I

mentioned it earlier about one informing the other yet that this whole thing of

of you know the discipline of singing in a professional choir or conducting a

professional choir informing the way I might work with a bunch of young primary

children and I've talked about this before actually where you know sometimes

it surprises me I'll be I could be doing so with my London Voices choir which is

a group of professional singers who is mainly a recording choir so we do a lot

of film soundtracks and you will have heard London voices you know anybody

who's interested in film will invariably have heard London voices doing singing

on film so you know I mean the likes of Harry Potter and The Hobbit and even the

latest Bond film you know we were singing on that there you have the the

the the sheer discipline of being in a recording studio in London the like

going on there is no rehearsal there sight-reading and it's got to be perfect

the first time to the the opposite end where like we say you know you've got a

group of primary kids who just want to come in because the teachers told them

and you've got to infuse them for 40 minutes and they come out absolutely

buzzing both groups come out buzzing that's great and sometimes I'm really

interested by that notion of sometimes you'll get a better sense of application

from the young singers than you would for

the from the professional singers because they do it as a job some of them

and then sometimes you know you'll get the more enthusiastic approach from the

professional singers rather than the kids it kind of topsy-turvy and that's

what fascinates me with the with the work that I do because there are always

those challenges it's never it's never the same one day to the next

and I guess like you say it is a bit of a contradiction because you know how can

you how can you stack up singing in African chant with with a

bunch of schoolchildren - singing choral evensong in King's College Cambridge

well they did they do because because singing in a way is just it's just a

natural thing it's part of us always has been for thousands and thousands of

years and in in that sense you know that I think that's that's a really wonderful

thing that it's actually you know one sharing the other I I think for me

personally I don't I don't know why I haven't really sort of reconciled within

myself why I do the both and and that the two inform the other but but hey I'm

lucky I guess as long as I do I think the thing is with with it with being a

musician one of the most important things is you know a lot of people say

as an actor you know oh well it's down to luck and who you know well yeah okay

it might be but there's also having a natural talent there's also being in the

right place to the right time there's also doing a very good job and making

people feel good about themselves so when you turn up I remember asking a

Hollywood composer this once is one of the soundtracks we were doing I said you

know how do you end up writing for Harry Potter when it used to be John Williams

and he said well it's because I do a really good job but then people can rely

that people can rely on that composer to deliver the goods and I think as

musicians you know whether we're amateur or professional that's the thing you

know you've got to engender a sense of enjoyment and inclusivity and

understanding and empathy particularly if you're singing in a choir soloist is

a different thing but if you're singing in a choir if you're playing in an

orchestra you know have an understanding with your fellow musicians and just find

that sense of enjoyment as well because enjoyment has to be part of it

fantastic well I had a final question which was how can listeners know if they

are good enough to go and join a choir but I feel like it's somewhat redundant

to ask it give a nice conversation I think anybody's good enough and I mean

of course the thing is that that singing is it's always been a cool thing to sing

but it's it's become increasingly cool with with the likes of you know the TV

series and things that happen on the radio and the acapella competitions and

and choirs office choirs you know what a brilliant thing that is as well so there

are opportunities there for anybody at whatever level I mean just a really

sobering thought was a was a conference I went to the other day where I heard

about the choir with no name which is the choir for homeless people and you

know that we had a presentation from the woman who runs the organization and she

was saying you know that in any one night there are 3,000 homeless people on

the streets of London that's just in London I mean that then you've got

Birmingham and Liverpool and all these other places you know there may be they

don't know but they may you know up to two million people homeless but they've

got this thing called the choir with no name I would urge your listeners to go

and look them up on online and it was so sobering and empowering and

thought-provoking that you know here are people who are at the rock bottom with

with life in general you know whether whether through money problems family

problems mental problems but the choir with no name they don't they don't

purport to be able to put people back off the streets and get them into inter

into work and all those sorts of things it it's just an empowering thing that

people come to sing together and that's all all it's about some people actually

they say you they have the success of them actually turning up to the

rehearsal whether or not they sing you know that is a challenge in themselves

when they do sing and they show this video of these people they were saying

you know this is the highlight of my week you know this is the thing which

which makes me feel happiest and they sing together they're given a hot meal

and they talk to each other and there's that sharing at just this love of

singing and that and we kind of all sat back on our chairs and went wow you know

there there but the grace of God go I it was

extraordinary so I just mentioned that because at any level you can find the

opportunity to make music together and we all know how good music is for us and

the making of it and how it stimulates our brains so yeah there's there's

there's opportunity for everyone there and particularly we're singing because

you the instruments within you fantastic thank you so much Ben for joining us on

the show today not at all the musicality podcast is brought to you by musical you

more musical - you calm I spent a lot of time in the world of church music

growing up and in my experience there are two types of educators there most

are very formal and traditional and can make you feel quite intimidated and

nervous about trying to sing this kind of music the other type is surprisingly

down-to-earth encouraging and supportive while still having that total expertise

and enabling you to develop that expertise yourself I think you'll agree

with me that Ben is definitely in the latter camp so I was really keen to hear

his thoughts on what had helped him become the musician and educator that he

is now and his perspective on how to reconcile these two worlds of excellence

and accessibility Ben grew up immersed in church music with two musician

parents and plenty of choral singing even at the age of four he knew that

music would be a big part of his life I asked Ben early in the conversation and

it really came through and what he said later too

that he believes that success in music is a combination of nature and nurture

whether it's the child of two musicians being raised with plenty of music

education - or it's the interplay of him directing a professional choir for film

soundtracks one day and an assorted group of total beginners the next day

he's found that there's no contradiction between the discipline experience and

precision needed for singing at the highest levels and the absolute

accessibility of singing to anyone who has a voice

Ben's studied music through University and found

spected interest in more popular styles of music going on to audition and land a

place in the Swingle Singers and spending five years touring and

arranging for the group we talked about the unique requirements of a cappella

singing and how it gives you a perspective on tuning blend and

collaboration that you just don't get in an instrumental group or a large choir

Ben has clearly brought those insights into his work with choirs of all sizes

and styles and I loved hearing his explanations including why piano is just

not a helpful instrument for choirs to tune to one topic we've covered on the

podcast a few times is sulfur the doremi system of naming scale degrees it was

great to hear Ben's opinion on this he uses numbers instead of names but

essentially is teaching his singers the same system try out the exercise he

recommended of singing up the scale in numbers and then moving between the

notes in different orders and then clapping or slapping your fingers in

place of certain notes this is a fantastic and easy way to start training

your ears and your voice to understand the notes of the scale and that has an

immediate impact on your ability to sight sing from written music or to play

music by ear it's rare and wonderful for a musician who has performed and taught

at the highest levels to still have such enthusiasm for helping people take their

first steps Ben gave three great examples which should inspire anyone

considering learning to sing nor join a choir with the Eton choral courses he

takes a group of aspiring singers of all ability levels who've never sang

together before and in the space of just a week he has them singing a standard

that's ready for BBC radio broadcast in his workshops he's frequently

encountering a group of people of very mixed ability levels and as I

experienced myself he's found can be easy and natural to get them singing

some even quite complex music together in just a short session and finally he

mentioned the wonderful choir with no name project which provides a singing

opportunity to homeless people around the UK and demonstrates how simple yet

powerful the act of singing can be for each of us

I'm sure you'll be interested to know more about Ben and his various projects

and you can head to Ben Perry net for his personal website and we'll have

links to the King's College Choir of Cambridge and the National Youth choirs

are Great Britain in the show notes for this episode at musicality podcast calm

so that you can learn more about those choirs and the concert dates they have

coming up thanks for listening to this episode stay tuned for our next one

where we'll be talking about that challenging yet learning skill mentioned

in this episode of sight reading music from a written score thank you for

listening to the musicality podcast your musical journey continues head over to

musicality podcast calm where you will find the links and resources mentioned

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Paul Pogba quashes Manchester United transfer exit talk as he insists relationship with Jose Mourinho is fine

PAUL POGBA insists he has no problems with Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho.

Speculation is rife over the midfielder's future following some questionable performances this season.

It's been claimed that Mourinho has run out of patience with Pogba as a result, despite the ace starring in recent wins over Manchester City and Tottenham.

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Pogba told Canal Football Club: "I do not have a problem with Mourinho. I do not think he has one either.

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OUTRAGEOUS 5 Easiest Android Game Plays In The World - Duration: 5:01.

This time we will discuss the game

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It's true too

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Dear Former

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Angry Birds is already widely known,

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Kate Stand-Up Comedy Debut - Duration: 14:32.

Hey folks.

How's everyone doing?

How's 2018 so far?

Oh, I feel you on that, holy crap this year has been pretty mediocre.

I guess one of the best parts of 2018 is I can just blame everything on the moon now.

I've realized that if anything goes wrong in my life I can just say "Mercury's in Retrograde"

and everyone's like "hmmhmmm."

I have no idea what that means.

But I've been saying it for a long time.

What's nice about blaming everything on the moon is when you wake up in the morning hungover

and you haven't done my homework and every things sucks, you can just turn to your friend,

tell her you're an Aries and ask "What's the moon been up to?

Everything's been feeling terrible."

The quest version of that of course is you wake up in the morning hungover and everything sucks

and you turn to your friend and ask,

"What's the board been up to recently?

I've been feeling pretty off."

A highlight in the last couple months has been some really incredible social gatherings

all of you have been hosting.

Thank you keeping energy up.

In light of this I would like to bring out a character I like to call your roommate who

just wants to host a "chill" party.

"Hey so I just wanted to check with you about having a few people over this weekend.

It's gonna be super chill.

It's gonna be so fun, I'm thinking like 10, 15, 300 people.

Super chill.

What?

Yeah so my vision is like all of us sitting around, drinking IPAs, doing some cocaine,

really just talking about our lives...really chill.

What?

I did, you're so right, my mistake, I did post on the "Quest parties" Facebook page, but

no one looks at that, and Quest kids are flakey.

You invite 300 of them and 7 will show up.

So, it's fine, super chill.

What? I understand, yeah I did make a video invite.

I could see how that would insinuate a certain thing and you're so right, I did get Kristian Loose

to direct it.

I could see how that would send a certain message but it's gonna be so chill.

I'm sorry, uh, you're right.

I did make a Facebook invite called 'Project Quest X' but it's based off of the non-fiction

Project X, which was just about a group of 20 year olds sitting around, just having a

good time."

That's that character for y'all.

So now that I've done something that's not me, I guess, I figured I'd tell you a few

things about me, myself and I. I really, really love food.

A lot.

It's actually the first thing that Iook forward to when I wake up in the morning, which is

how you know that I'm very single.

They say you are what you eat.

Which makes sense because I eat a lot of eggs.

Like eggs, I am fragile, fairly useful.

And, I've been hurt so many times that when you use me, all that's left is just a shell.

I also love alcohol.

But I am a sober drunk.

Which just means that I do all the same embarrassing shit that all of you do, but I'm really fucking

aware of it while I'm doing it.

It's the worst of everything.

Which is also what my therapist calls me.

But because I'm a sober drunk, I don't know that I'm drunk when I'm drunk.

So I have to give myself tests.

I know that I was drunk the night before, if I wake up in the morning and I've downloaded

Tinder.

Squamish Tinder is not very great.

I know that I was doing double shots if I wake up in the morning and I've also downloaded

Bumble.

I've been drinking a while.

Drinking is probably the longest relationship that I've been in.

I started drinking in high school.

The first time I got drunk I was 16, and I had 8 shots.

I mean, they were little shots.

You're still at the age where little things tend to feel a lot bigger because you're not used to them

I've done a lot of research since then.

And I've noticed that hangovers are all different.

None of them are the same.

They're kind of like dicks. They're all different and

some of them fuck you up more than others do.

Hard alcohols all pretty similar, you wake up in the morning and your whole body hurts

and you're nauseous, and you taste your mouth for what feels like the first time in your life

And you hate it.

Tequilas's similar but just with an added twinge of full body regret.

Vodka you just add in a back ache because the night before you thought you could twerk.

You can't.

Whiskey just makes me hate my own personality because I know that if I drank whiskey at

some point I verbally cited Foucault, sorry.

But sometimes I just drink cider and I wake up in the morning in a flanel I didn't know

I owned with a beanie glued to my head and Macdonalds on the bedside table.

Maybe that's just personal experience.

Now that I've been drinking a while and now that I'm 20, every hangover destroys me.

I had like 2 glasses of wine last week and I was out for three days.

Which is okay because I figure like it comforts me knowing that when I poison myself I feel

like I've been poisoned.

But it makes me a little scared of getting old.

I've just watched my grandfather go through Alzheimer's.

I've watched him go from a capable, strong, fit guy to the permanent version of that face you

make at a party when someone tells a joke and everyone else gets it except for you.

Now that he has Alzheimer's, it's in my jeans, which is terrifying.

And it means that anyone in the audience who had any interest in dating me you're now reconsidering.

Why, you ask.

Because all straight men have seen 'the Notebook.'

And you don't want to get left behind.

Don't worry, there are only like 3 of you I would have dated because the rest of

you are minors or you've had sex with all my friends.

Quest is the only place I've lived in where 'my boyfriend's ex' could also mean my best friend

or an admissions counselor.

I do love Quest, but now I'm a third year and I really feel like I'm getting old.

Another thing I'm worried about getting older is this thing I've noticed my mom doing

It's where she thinks she's saying a celebrity's name but she's not.

At all.

The whitest thing my mom ever did was call me into the room, sit me down, and talk to

me about this movie that she was excited about seeing.

She was like "It's about that rapper Toucan."

My mom was trying to find the name of the prophetic black rapper Tupac, went in her

head, found the name of an exotic bird, and was like... yep, that's it.

I love my mom so much, she recently followed me on Instagram.

RIP my privacy.

I didn't tell her about Instagram story because I figured there were multiple steps so she wouldn't get there

But she did.

She called me a week after following me and she was like "Um, Kate should I worry about

your drinking habits?"

I was like, "Well, mom, are you worried about how much I'm drinking or my taste in men when

I'm drunk, because one of those is a problem and it's not the first one."

My mom is great, she's taught me a lot of life lessons.

One of which is if you don't try and bring everything in from the car in one go, you're soft.

You know, one time I was going to the car and I had something on each limb because I'm dedicated

And I had to put something down to reach in to handle of the back door of the car to open it.

So I'm reaching in and I have this moment of bodily deja vu where I was like,

"where have I done this before?"

That's when I noticed that the movement you do to open the back of a car door is the same

as finding a female g-spot.

That's when I came up with this million dollar idea, It's going to change the world,

and save the uneven orgasm gap.

It's just a sex ed school for clueless straight dudes that just consists of them opening the

backs of cars.

Picture this, I'm over here, with a whistle, just for shits.

And the cars are just lined up, and then I blow my whistle, and then the guys first have

to unlock the car because consent.

And then I blow my whistle and the guys would just reach in and open open open open open.

When the car is ready, it would make like a nice alarm like "I guess I could open my back door now."

Not a mean alarm like "you're not my owner get off of me," then the dudes could open

the back of the car and put their junk in the car.

If you're interested in investing just contact me at treatwomenlikecars@gmail....

I have to find a new email address because I just realized that...

Speaking of sex, straight ladies-- why is it that you're with a guy who has never previously

shown any interest in the performing arts, the second he's doing something good down

there he decides to join an improv troupe?

Scripted content was fine.

My new Quest question is going to be "where is that sexy line in between saying nothing

during sex, and an Ikea level instruction manual?"

I guess I'll leave you guys with this term that I've coined.

I would love to bring it into the world.

It's called 'feminist hoeing.'

Feminist hoeing is when you hook up with a bunch of guys and you get them around 77%

of the way there.

And then you stop, and you look them in the eyes

and you say "shoulda worked harder."

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FORTNITE MORE VIBRANT AND COLORFUL! FORTNITE TUTORIAL 2018 - Duration: 4:07.

hey guys ItsMeKSG and today I'm gonna be teaching you how to make for

night or any game look more vibrant and nicer okay so if you play like poop G or

for tonight then I don't know it kind of looks a bit dull sometimes and to have

vibrance and saturation to be nice in a game is a lot better for when you're

gaming and just seeing people on a map whatever it's a lot better so there's

this application called vibrance GUI and it basically improves the vibrance of

any game that you add to the program so if you go to the link in the description

it will lead you here and you can just go and download for desktop PC as you

say see it says easy to use I'm back safe lightweight as well so this won't

affect any or fps or anything there's a lot of features here that you can read

through and if you want but it does really matter

once you downloaded it something like this you won't have the games here but

it'll look something like this so if you're running for tonight or the game

or whatever you want to make it more vibrant then you can just click Add and

it should come up here oh nice a bit weird so I recommend adding adding it

manually going to the file like the folder where you installed it to and

adding a four-night client win 60 for shipping this will work trust me because

I use it in fortnight already you can add csgo and pub G if you want as I've

done also you want to click Auto Start vibrance GUI and effect primary monitor

only if you want it to affect both motors then you can uncheck this but

there's no point and also start will just to start it when you're playing a

game you can you can change the windows vibrance which will just change your

background I have found the list it possibly can but does it really matter

now if I double click on fortnight I can change the in-game vibrance and anything

else I keep let's enter 5 cents I feel like

100 percent is too bright but 50 percent is pretty low in game resolution you can

change but I don't really use it anyway and once you've done all of this you can

click Save now if you go into fortnight you can see it looks a lot brighter a

lot nicer or the coloring it's a lot nicer you can see you around here you

can without this if you turn this off it'll look a lot more gray than it

usually is so if I just go and change this or you can see here looks a lot

more gray than it usually would if I double click this and make it lower save

click on here as you can see it's a lot more gray the game doesn't look as

vibrant as it normally does and then if I put this to the max it will look a lot

more Bartman as you can see here colors stand out better then looks a lot nicer

and that's really it it's a lot it's very quick to change and everything's

nice to change and it's nothing too hard I'm gonna change this back to no

so yeah it's a quick fix to if you have it really but you don't like it being

gray lever and it's a quick fix if you like like cartoony styled games looks

are not nice it more vibrant also looks better with pub G cuz you can see people

in graphs and and things like that a lot better and a lot clearer okay guys so if

this helped make sure you leave a like if you new around here subscribe because

I'm on the road to 500 subscribers and I'll see you in the next video thank you

for watching good bye

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Living in Indonesia's Deep Rainforest - Duration: 3:49.

Do not kiss in public area

OK

F*** that

Sore! (good afternoon in Bahasa)

Marcos

Michael

8 families live in this house

8 families?

yeah, 8 families

and 8 rooms that belong to different families

So we have 8 descendants

of Wae Rebo people

yeah, there are 8 rooms

one for each family

Enjoy your meal

where do we sleep?

ah yeah

here, here, here...

Markisa? (passionfruit in Bahasa)

he doesn't speak much English I find

ever since he lost his rubber duckie

it's been a tough time for him

what's that?

OK

here?

he wants us to go here

Wait!

Hello!

ah OK!

ah OK!

So that's what you want to show us...

You can make coffee

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OUTRAGEOUS 5 Easiest Android Game Plays In The World - Duration: 5:01.

This time we will discuss the game

Not infrequently someone assumes the game is just a waste of our precious time,

and also the most severe is often to make our emotions become uncontrollable.

It's true too

because sometimes the games they play bring a difficult mission.

But of course not all games are difficult to play.

Because there are also games that you can play very easily,

even because it is too easy you can play it while you close your eyes

Certainly curious, what is the most android game is easy?

To know more clearly you can refer to the following OmLamis reviews

Dear Former

Because frankly this game is suitable for you who still fail to move on,

seeing from the title of his game alone is very strange.

Dear Former can be categorized as the easiest game in game history.

You just need to work to earn money

which is useful to prove to a parent who ever sever your relationship with boyfriend

It's easy even you can play with your eyes closed.

Angry Birds

The easiest game on Android next is Angry Birds

Angry Birds is already widely known,

no wonder if this game became a mainstay of small children

because its mission is very simple and very easy.

Only need to pull catapults to kill pigs,

even when pulling this catapult we do not need to see any certainly can be about the pigs easily.

Therefore Angry Birds game you can play only with eyes closed.

Cookie Clickers

Very simple even you can not just play while closing your eyes

Because so easy you can even play this game while joking

your task in Cookie Clickers game is not difficult

you just need to click the cakes that appear on the smartphone screen as much as possible until it can be a lot of best

Doodle Jump

In addition very easy and can be played while closing the eyes

Doodle Jump game also brings a unique and different gameplay from others,

like wiggling a smartphone to run a character.

How it works is very easy

you just have to wiggle your smartphone to win the game.

Jetpack Joyride

Jetpack Joyride is a game made by Halfbrick developers

which is also the most addicting endless game runner,

because looking from a very easy mission to the control of this game is very convenient and easy,

such as tap on the screen to move up to the top,

then release to point down or down.

You can play this game without looking at the screen.

That's the 5 easiest Android games that can be played with eyes closed.

Entertain yourself no need to play challenging games because the tip will only make you emotion,

just play a simple game to just entertain themselves in times of boredom.

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