• From vomiting in a bully's face to a guy ramming a car with his belly, the Planet
Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the weirdest
things we've seen happen in a fight!
I'm or Hellbent – and today I'll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by PoroStomper Nixxiom One night Nixxiom was walking home when he
heard two guys having a dumb argument just outside a block of apartments.
Nixxiom didn't want to get involved so he kept his distance.
Then, in the space of five seconds, the fight went from a shouting match to gunshots!
One of the guys had pulled out a pistol and was firing it at the other's feet while
screaming "Dance till your dead!" like some cowboy.
This kind of thing never happens in Nixxiom's neighbourhood, so at that point he decided
to turn around and find another way home…
Number 9 was submitted by HahaKitty455 Ramona When Ramona was in the fifth grade she saw
an older popular boy pick a fight with a young wimpy kid.
Ramona and her friends were passing in the hallway when they saw the older boy push his
victim into a corner.
He then started punching and kicking him, and calling him names.
The young wimpy kid was begging for him to stop, but this only made him hit harder.
Eventually the fight got so intense that the young boy nervously threw up all over the
bully!
Everyone laughed and the bully stood there in shock.
This gave the wimpy an opportunity to escape, so in a weird way it was like the perfect
defense mechanism!
Number 8 was submitted by Nahkaninja SaltySquid Haven't seen many fights but One still sticks
to my mind, the fight itself isn't weird, but how it got started was.
I was 16 at time, and walking home from school.
About halfway, there is a Agility training course.
There was 2 guys with their dogs and all of a sudden the other dog starts humping the
other dog.
Owners managed to separate them and then came the blame game.
After a while of yelling at each other that why haven't you trained your dog better.
they started fighting.
As they were fighting they didn't realize the dogs were at it again.
Number 7 was submitted by Bloomingbravewolf345 Grgak
One time Grgak and his dad went for a drive to a farm.
When they got there they saw two guys in parked cars having an argument.
They started shouting at each other and one of them – a fat guy – got out of his car.
He looked really mad…
Grgak thought he was going to punch the other guy in the face.
Instead the fat guy lifted his shirt to expose his huge belly.
He held onto his belly with two hands and then charged at the other guy's car, slamming
into it into like a walrus hitting a rock.
Grgak's dad went and broke up the fight, while Grgak sat there thinking, 'Oh my god!
This is the weirdest shit I have ever seen!'
Number 6 was submitted by GreySilvermane Tolop In high school Tolop had two classmates who
were always wrestling.
One time at recess Tolop watched them go from pushing each other's hands away to throwing
each other around trying to put each other into submission.
Unfortunately the school principal happened to walk around the corner right as they finally
took each other down.
They not only bumped him, but literally steamrolled over him, knocking the poor old guy on his
ass.
They were sure they were going to get suspended for fighting, but instead the principal just
stood up, smiled, fixed his suit and told them to have a good day.
Tolop's jaw was dropped the whole time.
Talk about the chillest principal ever…
Number 5 was submitted by HexGirl_HeirOfHope Pandora
When Pandora was in high school, she and her friends used to buy snacks from a nearby grocery
store at recess.
One day they were in the parking lot just outside the grocery store when two of Pandora's
friends started fighting.
The two girls were hitting each other so hard that one of them fell to the ground.
Pandora was about to stop them when suddenly this huge muscular grocery store employee
came rushing over shouting.
He scooped up Pandora's friend from the floor and held her upside down while he separated
them.
Then when they were a few feet away from each other, he flipped Pandora's friend in the
air and she landed back on her feet!
He then gave the girls a big lecture about why they shouldn't fight.
By the end of it, Pandora's friends were laughing too hard to be angry anymore!
Number 4 was submitted by vivaAva468 LadyBot When LadyBot was in the fourth grade she saw
two kids get into a fight about crayons.
At first they were pushing each other and snatching the crayons from each other's
hands…
But then one kid took it about ten levels too far and started strangling the other kid
to death!
The teacher had stepped out of the room for a few minutes, so the other kids in class
were encouraging them, yelling "Fight!
Fight!
Fight!"
By the time the teacher returned the strangled kid's face had turned purple!
She quickly broke up the fight and sent both of them to the principal's office.
Two fourth graders murdering each other over crayons is still the most hardcore thing LadyBot
has ever seen.
Number 3 was submitted by Snowdroptheunicorn Snewpee
One time in high school Snewpee went to the bathroom and saw two girls arguing over a
boy.
The arguing turned into shouting, and then they started pulling each other's hair and
pinching each other's arms.
Snewpee thought they were gonna start throwing punches when all of a sudden one of the girls
leaned in close and kissed the other on the lips!
Snewpee decided to walk out slowly and give them some privacy, even though she still really
needed to pee!
A week later Snewpee saw these two walking around school holding hands and kissing.
They actually became a couple after their weird kiss in the middle of a fight!
Number 2 was submitted by FunnyMan647 Danger Dolan
One time when Dolan was out late at night he saw a bus parked on the side of the road
with its hazard lights on.
He went over to investigate and saw two men having a fist fight inside the bus.
The driver and the other passengers were freaking out trying to get these dangerous men off
the bus.
Dolan watched them team up and perform a citizens arrest!
He offered to help, but they just said, "Nah.
We have this under control!" and dragged the dangerous men into a nearby police station.
The police were very surprised to see a mob of bus passengers take justice into their
own hands!
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