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A brave man fighting For hearth and freedom
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There once was a boy His friends were like himself
And I - listening I look with my eyes
A brave man fighting For hearth and freedom
The sweet grandmother's voice When she tells me the story
Her lightweight hand Caresses my head
The sweet grandmother's voice When she tells me the story
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How to TURBINAR your ENGLISH with TURBO! | SA VLOG #24 - Duration: 6:20.
Hey!
What's up guys?
I wanna talk about two facts about becoming fluent in English.
First, in order to become fluent in English, you have to use your English.
Duh, right?
That's easy.
But in order to USE your English, you have to NEED to use your English.
You need to have someone counting on you to use your English, or you have to be in a situation
where you can't speak anything but English.
Now the problem for most Brazilians is that unless you're living in a country abroad where
English is spoken, or you have a spouse who speaks English, or you have a job where you're
required to speak English, it can be very hard to find these situations where you NEED
to use your English to get by, to make do, to "se virar"!
This is the big problem.
I had the same problem when I was learning Portuguese by myself here in the United States,
and I've been thinking about how this problem can be solved for Brazilians.
And I came up with the idea for my new English course, which I'm launching today, which is
called TURBO! inglesturbo.com.
So, to tell you a little more about Turbo and how it can help you reach fluency finally,
finally in English, in the same way that I finally reached fluency in Portuguese, I wanna
tell you 10 fun facts, né?
Dez curiosidades.
Fact #1: So many courses online exist now that are helping Brazilians learn English
for the very first time, and maybe, maybe get to the intermediate level.
But Turbo, my course, is the first course that I know of that plans on taking you from
the intermediate level to the advanced level: on your way to fluency!
Second thing is that this course is gonna be 10 weeks long, so about a fifth of the
year.
Third, if you enroll in Turbo you'll be receiving exclusive and interactive study materials
directly from me.
So these could be videos, these could be tips, these could be tools.
I have a wealth of information and I've been thinking about this for a long time.
And most of you are already familiar with my work on YouTube.
Fourth, and most importantly, in each of these 10 weeks there will be a weekly challenge
to make you HAVE TO USE your English, to replicate this process, without having a job, or a spouse,
or living in a country where you need to speak English.
These challenges are an integral part of Turbo, and I'm so excited!
Fun fact #5 is that you can complete this material on your own time.
There's not fixed times, fixed hours that the classes are gonna happen.
You just need to make sure you get it done on your own time within that week.
It's flexible!
Sixth (sixth!) each class - I'm calling them "TurboTurma" - each TurboTurma is limited
to 99 students, okay?
I don't want 1,000 students taking this class.
I want the emphasis on personal interaction and community within Turbo, and for that reason
I only have 99 spots.
I wanna be able to interact with you!
I love this interaction!
Let's do it!
Ah, and fun fact #7 is that the students within each TurboTurma are called "turbalistas" né!
Tribalistas, one of my favorite Brazilian bands, and one of my friends suggested that
name... it's perfect.
So come be a turbalista in this primeiríssima TurboTurma!
And so the eighth fact here is that the first day of our first TurboTurma is Saturday, August
26, meaning that the period of registration goes from today, Saturday, August 19, until
Friday, August 25.
Fact #9, and we're gonna talk about the cost here.
So eventually I envision this course, which guarantees you to improve your English from
intermediate to advanced on your way to fluency, eventually this course will cost, I'm imagining
around 2,000 reais.
But, because this is the first time that I'm ever running this course, I'm only charging
400 reais.
We're gonna be learning how to do this together, once again in this primeiríssima TurboTurma
- the first ever TurboTurma - for 400 reais.
Number ten, you already saw the name of the website, but again its inglesturbo.com.
I'll put it in the description too.
But there you'll find a lot more details about the course, in addition to: What is intermediate?
Am I at the intermediate level?
Can I participate?
Find those details over there at inglesturbo.com.
I am so, so excited for this course and how it's turned out.
Please come participate with me.
We're in this together - tamo junto!
I'm also so excited with how the website turned out.
I've been working with my friends over at Vlog New Life, André and Ana Paula.
And they have been working with me so much to make sure that everything "ficou bom, né?"
Everything turned out great.
And André especially has done the web design, he's done the course administration, and he's
worked with me so dedicatedly to make sure that everything has gone well.
So if you're interested in creating your own blog, your own website, even your own course,
André and Ana Paula will help you with the digital marketing, the e-commerce, and just
the design: he does logos, they do the administration, they even do some Italian citizenship stuff,
visas to the US, and so on.
So check out their information; I'll also put that in the description below.
But thank you again André and Ana Paula.
And for the rest of you, please go check out inglesturbo.com.
I'm gonna continue posting videos here on YouTube, but if you really wanna take your
English to the next level and leave that stagnation of the intermediate phase, if you really wanna
be on your way to fluency (in the same way that I became fluent in Portuguese...
I know what it's like, you know?!) please, come join me!
It's gonna be an awesome journey.
And I can't wait.
See you guys there....
Rock it!
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3 Reasons Why You Are Waiting To Keep The Weight Off - Duration: 11:16.
Hey Friends, Kj. Simpson here author of the number one bestseller the all-inclusive diet
I help people cultivate energy restore balance and keep the weight off now
It's a weight Loss coach you can imagine I get this question all the time
Chris, I need to lose weight
What do I do and I've been asking them well?
What are you waiting for get it lose the weight?
What are you waiting for but in all seriousness now a lot of people are permanently stuck waiting
now waiting for their life to change with waiting for the better weather to come or waiting for
Their work schedule to change or waiting for their kids school schedule has change whatever it is. They?
permanently put themselves in this waiting state which is filled with fear and frustration and
I'm not good enough kind of feelings that just don't allow us to show up as we truly could
Empowered full of Self-esteem full of confidence ready to take on the world ready to give the world
What we have inside this gift that we've all been given now
I know how that feels because I was permanently stuck in this purgatory
Where I was waiting to make changes with my health I was waiting to make changes with my weight
I was waiting to make changes with this underlying or overlying problem that I had which is called addiction and
Because I was in that waiting period I had a lot of self sabotaging types of behaviors and beliefs going on that I
Really had to to make
Changes internally first from the inside out and what I mean by that is
In order to solve a weight problem in order to keep the weight off
I really think that you have to have your heart set first you really have to feel you know that the pain initially
So that you break through to the other side and have the feelings of pleasure and freedom like I have today and then the second
Thing is you need to change your mindset, okay?
so after the heart is set then the mind has to be set we need to be thinking about the ways and the
Solutions and the tactics and the different habits that we can have that will keep the weight off and then third we have to implement
Those habits tactics from those strategies, and that's the skillset
So really is setting your heart first setting your mind
And then using the skill set which I bet a lot of you already
have if you've
Lost weight before and put it right back on again
You probably went back to a new skill set and then another skill set as the cycle or the pattern repeats it so so I?
Also, tell people is you probably already know how to lose weight you have the skills?
But do you have the mindset and have you really felt? What the problem is on a
Deeper emotional level not the surface level stuff you know the fundamental stuff of food and fitness
But really on a soul, or spirit level so I'm going to show you the three reasons. Why people purposely?
Subconsciously or consciously put themselves into this waiting state and the first reason is their belief system
You know a lot of people really believe that
Their weight problem is the nemesis that is something that?
They can't conquer that has conquered them in the past time and time again and although they've got that
Desire and maybe once twice or three times a year though, they'll start a new weight-loss program
They don't believe that they can actually lose the weight and they've already failed from the Get-go
You know because they just don't have the heart for it that the heart or the belief that they can
actually lose the weight, and that's a huge problem and
Fundamentally speaking, it doesn't make any sense because we know that
The energy okay that we have in our bodies
it also consists of fat and fat is just
Energy and it's just waiting for that day that we decide to use it so really fundamentally
There's no reason why we should ever fail at a weight loss program
Unless our heart is not in it now the second reason why people put themselves into this
Waiting game when it comes to losing weight is
Protection I have had many clients a lot of female clients that have suffered trauma especially earlier on in their life
sexual abuse and molestation and all of these
Terrible terrible things that have happened to them
And they have put themselves in his protective state and a lot of times that requires them to look
Undesirable and to put on a few pounds and a few more pounds and then they feel safe insecure
And that's all because of the trauma that they had in the past which they're still holding on to in their heart
and they really haven't moved on so that they can get into you know thinking it out and getting the help they need and
putting the skills into action the other thing is identity a lot of people want to protect their identity and
Humans don't make sense all the time they really don't and what I mean by that is is we get used to our own
Uncomfortable illness and that becomes our new norm or we become comfortable with in our own?
uncomfortableness that makes sense so our
Identity is sometimes tied to our weight or the way that we look and to move on from that. We might have an identity
Crisis and that might be hard for us to handle so sometimes
it's just safer to
keep the ways where we are the weight that we are the way that we look the way that we take care of ourselves the
Lifestyle that we're used to our norm
Sometimes that provides us the protection that we need and the third reason why people put themselves into this waiting game is
For grounding purposes now. What do I mean by that well?
You know when you have a balloon and if you want that balloon to rise you got to cut the cords
And that's when you get the ascension in the elevation of the balloon what you're looking for, but if that balloon
remains tied down to the ground
Then it ain't going anywhere now that's a safe place to be perhaps if you don't really want to ascend
But it's not going to give you the elevation that you need
To have the changes that you want with your weight with your lifestyle with your confidence in your self-esteem levels
so sometimes we self-sabotage yourself because we're really afraid of
Elevating ourselves of ascending of bettering ourselves and the reason being is the words of the phrase of success
This is a common human condition. We all suffer from the same human condition. It comes in many different varieties
But it all comes down to fear-based thinking and we can actually be afraid of success, too
because that is going to be perhaps an
Uncomfortable in uncertain place for us where we don't really know?
What's going to happen next and and we don't know if we can maintain that new standard that we've set for ourself that people are
Expecting of us as well because we know everyone's got their eyes on us or at least we think we do they do anyways
but besides that
This is really difficult for people to overcome because it's just a fear of breaking
The certain a certain that they know the lifestyle that they know the weight that they know the clothes that that they know don't fit?
Them but they know so well, so that's the third reason now how to overcome this again
We need to take a look at the feeling of it all and actually feel that pain and go through that process
and get ourselves to the point where the pain is so
Difficult, it's so challenging. It's so heartbreaking
That we want to move on because let's face it
Here's the other thing about humans is we only move when our ass is on fire
So sometimes we have to light the fire ourselves
Great if you're a pyromaniac not so great if if you don't really know how to light a match underneath your room
But but sometimes that's what's required and if you can't do it yourself
Then you need somebody like a coach a teacher or mentor and somebody that's just going to give it to you straight
And give it to you hard at times so that you can feel that
heat and that that heat is going to be the energy or the motivation that you need to move forward the
Second thing is we need to start using our mind, but in such a positive way, so if our belief systems
Okay are based on the we do believe that we can make this change and we know truly in our hearts
Why we need to make this change then we can start using this logical thing on my shoulders?
And we can really put our mindset to work, so it doesn't work against us
It works for us
You know as tony robbins says and you get in your head?
You're dead in the sense that if you've got a mindset that is self
Sabotaging you then it will sabotage you each and every time that you give it some directions. Hey mind
We really need to keep the weight off here this time for good
We got to do it
But if it didn't come from your heart then your minds going to go on autopilot and autopilot means that it's always going to be
Focused on fear because that's what our mind is designed to do is two million years old and that ain't going to change anytime soon
not with me and not with you, so
knowing that
we have to have the heart in place the heart needs to be set and in the right place for us to move on and
Start using this powerful thing on top of my shoulders
and then the third thing is we've got to start putting the skill set in the habit and the
Structure into our lifestyle and guess what it's going to have to be repetitive
You know just like that muscle that we keep working. I don't know how many curls
I've done and in every way
I've probably even done them upside down to be honest with you
But I know that I got to keep doing those curls because I know this muscle over here
Ain't going to be there, or it's not going to be strong anyway if I put that weight down
And I stopped training it. I got to keep training. I got to keep practicing it. I got to keep doing the reps and
Yet, it's going to be boring
It's going to be mundane sometimes
but I know that's the pain of not doing it is it's far greater than
The pain that I go through with the 30-minute arm workout
So those are the three things that I want you to focus on if you're in that
purgatory state of waiting it out and waiting for the perfect time
For you to start losing the weight and obviously keeping the weight off and I want to read you this quick quote
this vlog was actually inspired by spiritual teacher named asher
And this is the quote from him when we started relaxing
But what we think we're supposed to do we can begin to be many of the things we want to do
We stop waiting and we move forward
Well said and I want to leave you with this if there's anybody that you think can benefit from this conversation
Please share this video. Please like it, please comment, please feed me. I'm very hungry. I want your feedback
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The Last Day! - Summer in the City 3 | Kate's SitC Adventures - Duration: 8:33.
Good morning folks, it's another day and it's time for SitC Day 3!
So the weather today is kind of bright but not overly- hello!
Alright, I'll try that again. I started the vlog and then I bumped into somebody that I didn't think I'd see
and yeah we ended up just talking again, so anyway good morning everybody.
It is Sunday today, Day 3 of Summer in the City
and I'm just going to pick up Amara because she's nearby somewhere
and... there's police going into that hotel room. Yeah okay anyways so Amara's coming,
she's not staying in this area but she asked me if we wanted to go for breakfast
so she's kind of left for the day now which is awesome
and maybe she'll help me pack up my hotel room if she's feeling kind, I have no idea.
I should probably warn her the state that it's in right now
and that I need to fit everything into one little bag, which could be interesting.
Oh my god it's Amara! Amara: Lack of sleep made me like "I don't know where she lives now".
I went that way and was like "That doesn't feel right" and I walked through this bus thing then I went over there
and I found an old building that looks really cool but uh... [LAUGHTER]
Kate: You do know you can either walk that way or that way and you'll eventually get to the same point?
Amara: Nope and I would probably know that if I'd slept at all last night but I didn't.
Kate: The hotel is empty except for Amara. Amara: Right, I'm here.
Kate: Yeah, we still need to pack Amara up. [LAUGHTER]
Amara: I'll get into the duck and cover position. Kate: I don't think you can fit in this bag, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna have to leave you in London I'm afraid. Amara: Darn it. Shucks.
Kate: I see you got your t-shirt by the way. Amara: I did, I went to 4 different Info desks
in order to find this t-shirt, they kept sending me somewhere else.
Kate: I didn't even know there was 4 Info desks!
Amara: I didn't either but there were were different desks in that queue up Hall.
And then they looked but they found it! Kate: There you go!
Amara: It's a popsicle, I didn't get that when I was looking at it.
Kate: That's why it's melty on the sides.
Amara: Someday this video will be useful because I have another project
that involves the idea of popsicles and comedy in the future.
Kate: Awesome, check that out. Amara: Spoilers.
Kate: Oooh, it's a Kate's Adventures exclusive! Amara's details of course are in the description.
You probably know that by now after 3 days, I hope you'd know that by now.
So go and check it out if you haven't already and if you haven't already, what have you been doing?
Amara: I mean... Kate: Dude. Amara:...other stuff! [LAUGHTER]
They've been watching all of your videos Kate on repeat.
Liking things up, getting involved in the Creator Community, liking posts...
Kate: I suppose I have given you guys quite a to-do list.
But if you have checked out the community you've probably seen Amara there as well so...
that's not really an excuse. Amara: We're both pretty nice,
that's how we met each other. Kate: Yeah. [LAUGHTER]
Amara is being super healthy right now, look at this. Amara: There's a lot of sauce on this.
Kate: Look at that wonderful big bowl of salad though, all the colors, absolutely amazing.
and then this is my burrito. Amara: And this is the most interesting burrito wrap job I've ever seen
in my entire life, twisted at the top. Kate: Yeah, I've not got much experience with burritos
Amara: We'll eat burritos if you come visit. Kate: Yeah, it looks interesting to me as well.
That place I've just been to was kind of similar to Subway in a way except they did burritos
and I feel like I've put together a real strong burrito. I think we're gonna have a real good job with this one.
We've got a good team so I think it's time for me to tuck in!
I got more coasters because I love them, I honestly love them and I love my dogs so I've got another one.
I really hope my mum loves these as much as I do cause I think they're awesome.
So I'm back downstairs now and it felt really beneficial being upstairs
I was able to have a channel consultation with somebody from YouTube.
They refocused me on what I need to concentrate on and kind of be inspired by and motivated by
so that was really good, got to see my pal Danilo and have a wee chat with him and that was really good
and now I'm back down here again and I might hit a panel before I have to go later.
I'm only here for a couple more hours and then I sadly need to get home so yeah.
I feel like this weekend just went on forever but at the same time I feel like it's gonna be weird
going back to work tomorrow and not being here and stuff so yes.
I need to get going and make the most of the time I have left.
So I just went to go to the toilet and the line was so long, it was out the door
and it was to the point where I thought I would actually be quicker just going into the backstage area
and using the toilet there because every time I've went past there's been no line or anything like that.
so I haven't actually shown you the backstage area, this is kind of the corridor
I can't really show you too much to be honest but yeah, it's really cool.
Yeah there we are so back up to the VIP bit and then I'll be going soon as well, that's the thing.
I'm gonna have to head out early today and go to the airport
I've got work tomorrow morning which meant that I had to leave quite early and things.
It's unfortunate but it's gonna be okay, it will be fine.
So this is kind of my last hour I'm having just now, I'm just gonna quickly say goodbye to a few people
and then I'm gonna have to go back to the hotel, get my stuff and get going.
So it's almost time for me to go but before I went I came upstairs
and I have found two of the stars of the small YouTubers panel and they are absolutely gonna nail it.
Emma: Hopefully. Kate: You are gonna nail it, seriously. I'm so sad I'm not going to be
I'm so sad I'm not going to be able to see it but this is Emma Popcorn, I'll stick her in the description
and this is ThatArtyGirl, it sounds like I don't know your name. Eilidh are you?
Eilidh: It's a weird name, yeah. Kate: That's not so weird, it's not weird for Scotland.
It's really nice to meet you both and you both kind of like vlogging and doing various adventures and things
we're all about adventures I'd say.
I'm going back to the hotel now to pick up my bag
and then I'm heading to the airport. Now in theory that shouldn't take too long
but I'm paranoid that I'm gonna miss my flight.
And I think it's good to be paranoid, I think it's good to build in loads and loads of extra time
so that nothing can go wrong sort of thing or if things do go wrong you've got time to fix it.
So I'm glad I've been able to be self-disciplined enough to leave just now.
It's really sad to be leaving, I would love to stay
but that's just not something I can do so unfortunately time to go home.
Hi, everyone I'm at the airport now and I'm glad that I picked the first flight
to Edinburgh to come home on because
there seems to be various things going on today there's quite a few delays and cancellations.
My flight right now is only delayed by 10 minutes so touch wood that's all it's going to need.
Hopefully everything's going to go ok but I'm sure I'll keep you updated.
Hi again everyone, so I said that the flight might be a little bit delayed
it has been a little bit delayed but ultimately it's gonna be okay.
The plane is officially here so phew, I am gonna make it home okay
so I'm afraid that's the end of my little London adventure this time.
Thank you so so much for watching
if you have anything you want to hear about leave your comments down below
and there's various suggestions around the screen if you want to see anything else.
Thank you so much for joining me everybody and cheerio!
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What The Cast Of Stranger Things Looks Like In Real Life - Duration: 5:53.
As Halloween 2017 fast approaches, so does the highly anticipated second season of Stranger
Things, Matt and Ross Duffer's addictive blend of Steven Spielberg and Stephen King.
The Netflix thriller became the unexpected hit of 2016 and propelled its young cast members
to levels of fame they couldn't have dreamed of when they answered that first casting call.
But what are the kids of Hawkins, Indiana like away from the cameras?
This is what the cast of Stranger Things looks like in real life.
Millie Bobby Brown
Brown was born in Spain to English parents and spent her childhood between the UK and
the US.
Before winning the part of psychokinetic runaway Eleven, Brown had made a few minor TV appearances,
though Stranger Things was her first major gig.
"Is your mom here?
Your dad?"
"Mouthbreather."
As the breakout star of the show, she quickly booked a part in Universal's Godzilla sequel,
King of the Monsters, set for release in 2019.
While Stranger Things Season 2 details remain scarce, the first promotional images released
confirm that the Eggo-loving Eleven will no longer be sporting her laboratory buzz cut,
instead rocking some very '80s curls.
Finn Wolfhard
In his role as Mike Wheeler, Finn Wolfhard took center stage alongside his mysterious
houseguest Eleven, showcasing an impressive range for such a young actor — impressive
enough to land him a part in the upcoming '80s-set adaptation of Stephen King horror
classic It.
"Wow.
She looks…"
"Pretty… good.
You look pretty good."
In real life, the curly-haired Canadian is an indie music aficionado who plays guitar
and even has his own band.
Gaten Matarazzo
Even though he had stage experience, Gaten Matarazzo had only a single screen credit
to his name when he auditioned for the part of the lovable Dustin Henderson in Stranger
Things.
"Where are you going?
You just said, 'Stick to the plan!'"
"I am!
I'm just going to go get some chocolate pudding.
I'm telling you: Lunch lady Phyllis hoards that s---."
But his lack of screen time wasn't for lack of trying: The New Jersey-born actor suffers
from a mild case of cleidocranial dysplasia, a condition where you're born without a collarbone,
which affects skull growth and teeth.
Matarazzo used his post-Stranger Things fame to raise awareness of the condition and received
countless letters of support after he revealed that his disability stopped him from getting
parts for a number of years.
But the Duffer Brothers wrote his condition in, giving his character Dustin the same condition
and even allowing bullies to use it as ammunition in the show.
Caleb McLaughlin
Like Matarazzo, Caleb McLaughlin began his career as an actor on the stage, playing the
young version of Simba in the Broadway production of The Lion King from 2012 to 2014.
He came into Stranger Things with a couple of TV credits, like most of his on-screen
friends, but getting the part of Lucas Sinclair in Stranger Things was the hardest audition
process he's been through yet.
While his character Lucas is the skeptic of the group and is initially wary of El, McLaughlin
revealed that, off-camera, the cast clicked "like magnets."
Noah Schnapp
Schnapp originally auditioned for the role of Mike Wheeler, but was equally excited to
learn he'd won the part of Will Byers when he got a phone call from the Duffer Brothers
while away at camp.
Schnapp made his film debut in Steven Spielberg's 2015 movie Bridge of Spies — not a bad first
gig for such a young actor.
Schnapp went on to voice Charlie Brown in The Peanuts Movie before landing the part
of Will.
Schnapp suspects Will won't quite be himself in the second season.
The actor told The Hollywood Reporter he thinks Will is going to "become evil" in Season 2.
And seriously, if barfing up slugs during dinner doesn't make you evil, what does?
Natalia Dyer
Dyer's Stranger Things character Nancy Wheeler starts out as your typical '80s high school
girl.
But by the first season's end, she's far from a teen stereotype, diving head first into
the Upside Down in search of her missing friend Barb.
She told Cosmopolitan it was "really nice" to see a character like Nancy, saying, quote,
"She does have that love triangle and boy drama aspect to her, but she's independent
and strong, and her main focus is about finding her best friend and solving that mystery at
any cost."
Joe Keery
While Steve Harrington gets under your skin at the start, his change of heart and obvious
remorse come as unexpected and somewhat refreshing — and even actor Joe Keery didn't see the
switcheroo coming.
The cast members were given the scripts episode by episode, and had little idea about the
fate of their characters.
Keery was certain he wouldn't be around for the second season after his questionable behavior
early in the story, telling Marie Claire he was sure he'd be "monster food."
Fortunately, he lived to the end of the season — and even became something of a cult-favorite
among fans of that other popular show set in Indiana, Parks and Recreation.
"You guys heard about this fan theory.
They think that Steve is actually John Ralphio's real father."
Charlie Heaton
When they're not teaming up with Nancy to try and rescue Will and Barb from the Upside
Down, Jonathan and Steve compete for her affections — and in very different ways.
While Steve is the confident, popular type, Jonathan admires Nancy from a distance with
his long-lens camera, earning himself a reputation as a bit of a creep.
Their love triangle looks set to continue in season two, but even if Jonathan isn't
quite as prominent this time around, we'll be seeing a lot more of Heaton regardless.
The British actor has been cast as the superhero Cannonball in Fox's upcoming X-Men spin-off
New Mutants.
Shannon Purser
Let's finish things off with fan-favorite Shannon Purser, who looks radically different
when she's not covered in a thick layer of pure 1980s.
Barb was a minor character in Stranger Things, who vanishes pretty early on after being left
alone outside by Nancy while she hooks up with Steve... and shows up again at the end
of the season when her body is seen in the Upside Down, an unfortunate victim of the
Demogorgon.
Despite that, Barb became inexplicably popular among Stranger Things fans.
The "Justice For Barb" hashtag began trending on Twitter after her character was killed
off, and she became one of the most popular Halloween costumes of 2016.
Purser told the Guardian that some truly dedicated fans went one step further in their tributes
to the character, sending her pictures of Barb's face tattooed on their bodies.
And while Barb's fate seems pretty much sealed at the end of season one, some dedicated fans
still hold out hope that she'll return for the follow-up.
Hey...stranger things have happened.
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3 Reasons Why You Are Waiting To Keep The Weight Off - Duration: 11:16.Hey Friends, Kj. Simpson here author of the number one bestseller the all-inclusive diet
I help people cultivate energy restore balance and keep the weight off now
It's a weight Loss coach you can imagine I get this question all the time
Chris, I need to lose weight
What do I do and I've been asking them well?
What are you waiting for get it lose the weight?
What are you waiting for but in all seriousness now a lot of people are permanently stuck waiting
now waiting for their life to change with waiting for the better weather to come or waiting for
Their work schedule to change or waiting for their kids school schedule has change whatever it is. They?
permanently put themselves in this waiting state which is filled with fear and frustration and
I'm not good enough kind of feelings that just don't allow us to show up as we truly could
Empowered full of Self-esteem full of confidence ready to take on the world ready to give the world
What we have inside this gift that we've all been given now
I know how that feels because I was permanently stuck in this purgatory
Where I was waiting to make changes with my health I was waiting to make changes with my weight
I was waiting to make changes with this underlying or overlying problem that I had which is called addiction and
Because I was in that waiting period I had a lot of self sabotaging types of behaviors and beliefs going on that I
Really had to to make
Changes internally first from the inside out and what I mean by that is
In order to solve a weight problem in order to keep the weight off
I really think that you have to have your heart set first you really have to feel you know that the pain initially
So that you break through to the other side and have the feelings of pleasure and freedom like I have today and then the second
Thing is you need to change your mindset, okay?
so after the heart is set then the mind has to be set we need to be thinking about the ways and the
Solutions and the tactics and the different habits that we can have that will keep the weight off and then third we have to implement
Those habits tactics from those strategies, and that's the skillset
So really is setting your heart first setting your mind
And then using the skill set which I bet a lot of you already
have if you've
Lost weight before and put it right back on again
You probably went back to a new skill set and then another skill set as the cycle or the pattern repeats it so so I?
Also, tell people is you probably already know how to lose weight you have the skills?
But do you have the mindset and have you really felt? What the problem is on a
Deeper emotional level not the surface level stuff you know the fundamental stuff of food and fitness
But really on a soul, or spirit level so I'm going to show you the three reasons. Why people purposely?
Subconsciously or consciously put themselves into this waiting state and the first reason is their belief system
You know a lot of people really believe that
Their weight problem is the nemesis that is something that?
They can't conquer that has conquered them in the past time and time again and although they've got that
Desire and maybe once twice or three times a year though, they'll start a new weight-loss program
They don't believe that they can actually lose the weight and they've already failed from the Get-go
You know because they just don't have the heart for it that the heart or the belief that they can
actually lose the weight, and that's a huge problem and
Fundamentally speaking, it doesn't make any sense because we know that
The energy okay that we have in our bodies
it also consists of fat and fat is just
Energy and it's just waiting for that day that we decide to use it so really fundamentally
There's no reason why we should ever fail at a weight loss program
Unless our heart is not in it now the second reason why people put themselves into this
Waiting game when it comes to losing weight is
Protection I have had many clients a lot of female clients that have suffered trauma especially earlier on in their life
sexual abuse and molestation and all of these
Terrible terrible things that have happened to them
And they have put themselves in his protective state and a lot of times that requires them to look
Undesirable and to put on a few pounds and a few more pounds and then they feel safe insecure
And that's all because of the trauma that they had in the past which they're still holding on to in their heart
and they really haven't moved on so that they can get into you know thinking it out and getting the help they need and
putting the skills into action the other thing is identity a lot of people want to protect their identity and
Humans don't make sense all the time they really don't and what I mean by that is is we get used to our own
Uncomfortable illness and that becomes our new norm or we become comfortable with in our own?
uncomfortableness that makes sense so our
Identity is sometimes tied to our weight or the way that we look and to move on from that. We might have an identity
Crisis and that might be hard for us to handle so sometimes
it's just safer to
keep the ways where we are the weight that we are the way that we look the way that we take care of ourselves the
Lifestyle that we're used to our norm
Sometimes that provides us the protection that we need and the third reason why people put themselves into this waiting game is
For grounding purposes now. What do I mean by that well?
You know when you have a balloon and if you want that balloon to rise you got to cut the cords
And that's when you get the ascension in the elevation of the balloon what you're looking for, but if that balloon
remains tied down to the ground
Then it ain't going anywhere now that's a safe place to be perhaps if you don't really want to ascend
But it's not going to give you the elevation that you need
To have the changes that you want with your weight with your lifestyle with your confidence in your self-esteem levels
so sometimes we self-sabotage yourself because we're really afraid of
Elevating ourselves of ascending of bettering ourselves and the reason being is the words of the phrase of success
This is a common human condition. We all suffer from the same human condition. It comes in many different varieties
But it all comes down to fear-based thinking and we can actually be afraid of success, too
because that is going to be perhaps an
Uncomfortable in uncertain place for us where we don't really know?
What's going to happen next and and we don't know if we can maintain that new standard that we've set for ourself that people are
Expecting of us as well because we know everyone's got their eyes on us or at least we think we do they do anyways
but besides that
This is really difficult for people to overcome because it's just a fear of breaking
The certain a certain that they know the lifestyle that they know the weight that they know the clothes that that they know don't fit?
Them but they know so well, so that's the third reason now how to overcome this again
We need to take a look at the feeling of it all and actually feel that pain and go through that process
and get ourselves to the point where the pain is so
Difficult, it's so challenging. It's so heartbreaking
That we want to move on because let's face it
Here's the other thing about humans is we only move when our ass is on fire
So sometimes we have to light the fire ourselves
Great if you're a pyromaniac not so great if if you don't really know how to light a match underneath your room
But but sometimes that's what's required and if you can't do it yourself
Then you need somebody like a coach a teacher or mentor and somebody that's just going to give it to you straight
And give it to you hard at times so that you can feel that
heat and that that heat is going to be the energy or the motivation that you need to move forward the
Second thing is we need to start using our mind, but in such a positive way, so if our belief systems
Okay are based on the we do believe that we can make this change and we know truly in our hearts
Why we need to make this change then we can start using this logical thing on my shoulders?
And we can really put our mindset to work, so it doesn't work against us
It works for us
You know as tony robbins says and you get in your head?
You're dead in the sense that if you've got a mindset that is self
Sabotaging you then it will sabotage you each and every time that you give it some directions. Hey mind
We really need to keep the weight off here this time for good
We got to do it
But if it didn't come from your heart then your minds going to go on autopilot and autopilot means that it's always going to be
Focused on fear because that's what our mind is designed to do is two million years old and that ain't going to change anytime soon
not with me and not with you, so
knowing that
we have to have the heart in place the heart needs to be set and in the right place for us to move on and
Start using this powerful thing on top of my shoulders
and then the third thing is we've got to start putting the skill set in the habit and the
Structure into our lifestyle and guess what it's going to have to be repetitive
You know just like that muscle that we keep working. I don't know how many curls
I've done and in every way
I've probably even done them upside down to be honest with you
But I know that I got to keep doing those curls because I know this muscle over here
Ain't going to be there, or it's not going to be strong anyway if I put that weight down
And I stopped training it. I got to keep training. I got to keep practicing it. I got to keep doing the reps and
Yet, it's going to be boring
It's going to be mundane sometimes
but I know that's the pain of not doing it is it's far greater than
The pain that I go through with the 30-minute arm workout
So those are the three things that I want you to focus on if you're in that
purgatory state of waiting it out and waiting for the perfect time
For you to start losing the weight and obviously keeping the weight off and I want to read you this quick quote
this vlog was actually inspired by spiritual teacher named asher
And this is the quote from him when we started relaxing
But what we think we're supposed to do we can begin to be many of the things we want to do
We stop waiting and we move forward
Well said and I want to leave you with this if there's anybody that you think can benefit from this conversation
Please share this video. Please like it, please comment, please feed me. I'm very hungry. I want your feedback
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He is also sending a very clear message to China after they refused to back Trump on
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The investigation will focus on Chinese theft of US patents, music, tech, films, etc that
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Down down to Jason tell tonight. All right syrustey
Bill Cosby
Now I know if you get all the news here in Nashville
But I may say something that's very upsetting to many of you
It turns out that bill Cosby is a rapist I
Know I always used to watch him on the telly as a kid knows he to think to myself ah I bet
He doesn't right, babe
I've been wrong before and I'll be wrong again cuz it turns out that his favorite thing is rape
He's fuckin loves raping people
Yeah, I think about your favorite thing you might be into sports gardening golf. I don't know the fuck you're into
Now think about it now replace it
with rape and
That's how bill Cosby feels all day every day
Now did this routine the australian they wrote a very horrible review of the show and I hate that people forget that I'm a comedian
And I'm joking but I have to do this little public service announcement before I do this Routine I
Believe in many ways rape is wrong
I believe when possible you should always avoid raping people
If you leave the show this evening, and you're thinking about raping someone Jim, Jefferies says no
The Bill Cosby women listen to me would he fight
because he's fucking loved -
60 women have come forward 60 women - big number in it 60 actually a little bit too big
the real numbers 52
But I can say what I want up here, so it is rounded up to 60 who gives a fuck right?
Plus, I'm of the opinion after you raped 20 same prison time keep raping I play
so
Damn anywhere when I come forward right now
What happened is you will be goldbergs of this world when the accusations first came out?
They were all like I don't know if I believe all these women is trying to ruin his legacy or some bullshit like that
Because all these rapes happened in the 70s in the 80s
And they said what took these women so long to come forward it's a good question I
think it's because as
rapes go
They weren't the worst rapes now were they
He never held them down and fucking Rape Dewey
he's the dragon finger of a bit and
I've had worse Christmases with uncles
what I'm trying to say is this
If I was ever going to be raped, I'd like to be raped by Bill Cosby
Because I've been such a big fan of his for so many years
You know just be wonderful to meet him. You know how else would I get to meet him? Yes?
Of course, you know when we're in the same business
comedy
So anyway, what do you do is he dragged the girls drinks and the girls apart now
I don't know the plight of the attractive female. I don't know the hell. They go through on a daily basis
But I do know this if someone dragged my drink. I would take it as a compliment. Hi
I'd be in the bar going. I'm getting sleepy who likes me who is it?
So he drugs the drink and then you pass out for about four hours, and then you wake up, and you're like
Oh, what the fuck happened and the first thing you would see is that hysterical face of his?
And you have a couple of fingers in you
And he'd be going
Where the fingering and attractive in the raping in the fingering?
Tell me how close we actually wouldn't be laughter
You would be driving home before the fingering upset you being a car guy bill Cosby. That was really sudden
Now he shouldn't have fingered me that was wrong
now I
Did that comedy routine which is I was joking this thing. I did that in Australia and
They wrote a very nasty article about me with the headline
You cannot joke about rape?
turns out you can I
Just fuckin did it and I think we can all agree that I nailed it I
You can joke about anything
A joke doesn't mean intent a joke doesn't mean you've actually done it or something like that
what this lady did was she wrote an article about me and
She did
A transcript of the actual routine in the article wrote down every word that I said now
I hate this I'll tell you why because my horse skill in life is being able to say horrible things and still seem likable
You take the hole out of it
see if you read my material
It's a bad read
If you just read as rapes go they weren't oh my God
Soon as he started to write down things. You should say things like it is Jim
Jeffries opinion that women should be happy when they're drugged not my opinion. There was a joke. I said not my opinion
Not something I think something
I think is funny there is a big fucking difference between things that I think and things that I think are funny to say
If you want to know my actual opinion my actual opinion is this I don't want to be raped by Bill Cosby
I
Think he's a horrible fucking man
He's to go to prison that's what my real opinion is but if I came out and said that
You'd go or Jim's lost his edge
These are people started protesting at the Father's show and people stopped showing up even those shows were sold out people stopped showing up
Because I was being deemed like I was a rapist or okay?
You know who never had someone protested gigs because of their material Bill Cosby
Chris you got to give it to bill
What a dignified man
He never said the swear words. He never lowered himself
similar level what a class act is
Okay, that's what people went to see Bill Cosby
Because they wanted to see a good clean wholesome comedian
Who rapes?
rather than a person like myself who is just going to say horrible things and
rapes very occasionally like Pardon I
Also got a lot of backlash of my last special day, which is also a Netflix I I?
Did a lot of misogynistic jokes on that specially? I'm not Gonna hide behind it
I said a lot of misogynistic things and Ben and I got a lot of complaint letters and
look, I find it weird because
Bear with my fifth special and I feel like I've been misogynistic on all my special
And I haven't gotten the complaint letter till now it just proves that with women you really have to fucking repeat yourself
I I
Will defend a misogynistic joke as I defended the rape joke as I defend any jokes. I'm joking this is a performance
I'm an entertainer this isn't a ted talk
You come here to take any of this fuck it seriously
The only time the hate mail bothers me
Is when it's directed at my girlfriend or they write to her directly the mother of my child people write to her on?
Twitter or whatever and they'll say things like you have no self respect going out with Jim
Jefferies, and I hate that because she knows that she
She doesn't need you people bothering us you have fucking chores to do yeah
I got my girlfriend pregnant after knowing him for six weeks, I
Feel yeah, it's not good six weeks. I think she wants to get married and the reason
I think that is because she says that a lot
And I want to get married everyone in my life is pressuring me into getting married
Even my mother rings me up and goes why don't you marry the girl?
You already have a child with her and I'm like yeah, I've got a kid an eighteen year commitment
And I've signed on to that like a bad fucking phone contract. I'm a great Dad I
Got 15 years left on fucking off
but marriage until death the shed contract
Hundred years ago the life expectancy of an American was 52 now. It's 83 fuck that
I'm gonna like to live if I was going to die 52 sure let's have some company I
Would have got married back in the dark ages with 50% of women died during childbirth
I would have rolled the dice on that bad boy
The sea works out every day in Jeans kale just to spite me
six weeks, you got pregnant six weeks I
Feel like I missed out on something
six weeks very quick to get pregnant I
Missed out on the new girlfriend
the new girlfriend is the best time of your life that first three months of
The new boyfriend or girlfriend the new relationship where the person is fucking perfect?
And you're like oh my God this person. I love this person after like a month you like this place
You're drinking a beer with it like she's freaking Jonah watch Star Wars and she's like I do look fuck. You know
Yeah, she's getting along with your friends your mother's like I think she's the one you guys think she's the one who?
Because women can hold the psycho down for three months
For three months they can walk around like a functioning member of society
Showing up at your work parties and not crying
And then at three months and one day you come out of shower, and she's huddled over your phone like gollum
So I went from the new girlfriend best feeling in the world to dating a pregnant chick
Now no one has ever said is that never that never recorded anything like this. No one's ever said it in a public forum
But the pregnant are the worst people on Earth
For some reason society has told us that they have some type of glow or some shit
The pregnant are a bunch of cunts the pregnant
Hey
They cry when they're happy they cry when they said you don't know what fucking cry. They and you ever tried
fighting with a pregnant person in a public place ha ha
Doesn't matter how right you are
million cases seven months pregnant we walk around the supermarket right walk around and
I got some coco pops to put the troy now you call them cocoa krispies in this country
How different our culture's are and I?
put the Coco Pops in the shopping cart Trolley and
and
Kate picked them up and put them back on the shelf
It was very confusing
Because I never seen coco Pops go in the opposite Direction
and my brain skipped a bit in our way ah I
Think you've made a mistake there, okay?
And I went to get him back and she goes you're not having them
When I went, but I I always have them
And she went you're getting fat
So I didn't might drop the mic moment. I picked up the coco pops and went
And she snapped and when do you want me to lose this baby, and I went I'm fucked that was quick. Oh
Of course I do you're a fucking nightmare
But you ever been about 4 a.m.. You're talking to some guy telling you. How shitty his fucking life is
He's like my dad my dad's an asshole
Didn't even know my dad
My dad walked out of my mum when she was pregnant with me raised to think what a dick and now I'm like
Sure he had his reasons
Who am I to judge Jane?
So he she gets pregnant we got to go to these baby classes
We go these baby classes the hospital where they teach you how to put nappies on shitting his swaddle
got the
Dummy, and you swaddle it and then the lady walks around goes. That's a good swaddle we go
I thought it was good on pimping see
Most of its is watching videos from the 80s. They put on actual videos
He went to watch him and learn how to parent one of the videos. We watch was called don't shake the baby
Don't shake the baby is 40 minutes long
You don't need to watch don't shake the baby all the information. You need is in the title
Who who picks up a copy of don't shake the baby and thinks themselves? Ah maybe there's more to this?
But what if I'm really angry?
What if I'm shaking my wife and she's holding the baby?
So the whole cause was basically a tupperware party is trying to sell this shit
and we bought like a car seat and a stroller and this thing that you put the bottle in the steams and
Sterilizes the bottle because if you don't have the steamy sterilizing machine you've got to boil the bottles
And that's a pain in the ass all right. Here's a tip you don't have to sterilize baby bottles I
stopped sterilizing hanks bottles after two days I
Told Kate I was still doing it
but I wasn't
And I'll tell you why
Because 80% of the time he's been breastfeeding, and we never sterilized those teeth. We never had a special
steamy cleaning machine for the teeth
in fact for the first three weeks after the birther kant was all fucked up, so I used to jack off on the tit and
He'd wake up and have a midnight spilling
and what I'm saying is now, I get I
say
sure, he gets cold sores and Whatnot but
He's different. He's a unique little boy leave him alone
So anyway
When you impregnate a person that you don't know particularly well
Sometimes when it comes to parenting you're not on the same page
So me and Kate watching 60 minutes or 20 20 or something like that, and they're doing a story on
Vaccinations, and I turn to kate and I said these people who don't vaccinate their kids are a pain in the ass and Kate said
Hanks not vaccinated and I went ah fuck
You know if someone says something in your brain goes that's going to take up a lot of your time, right?
Because the whole dynamic of our relationship is this I?
I go on the road and tell jokes to make the family money
she's meant to stay home and make sure that hank doesn't die and
Between me and you, I think she's doing a shit job
And I say why why isn't he vaccinated?
It's just I think it leads to autism and I went what medical evidence
Do you have that it leads to autism and she said Jenny and I said don't even fucking say McCarthy
Don't even say because that's not medical evidence. That's Jenny McCarthy and I have nothing against the woman
She's a comedian and a playmate. They're my two favorite types of people
But I don't get my medical advice from them. It's one of my things
she went but her son's autistic and I went is he
It is he really or is he just Jenny McCarthy's kid
Did did we expect a member of men's that our fall out of that woman?
And she said what difference does it make no one gets smallpox
No one gets polio, and it's so frustrating when they say that because you like because the fucking vaccination
And I didn't furthermore my mother had polio. That's true Gunday polio
my mother can work polio into any conversation you'll be having dinner with my mother and to go ah
Maybe I will have some chocolate cake
Because I couldn't when I was young I
had Polio I
Believe that my mother secretly loves the fact that she had polio cause polio does a lot of heavy lifting for a shit personality
Anyway, so we formally point we fought and I
didn't win can't win every argument hangs no getting vaccinated, so
Cup two three weeks later. We're doing season two legit nice do a medical. Oh, thank you. I
Think we were the only ones you liked it I
returned season two legit and
The Network are trying to insure me faith in dogs because that's how much a season cost so I have to do it
well they call studio physical and they're insuring me in case I die because the show would have ended if I died or also if
I got some mental problem, and just start stabbing people that would also be your problem, so it's like a three hour physical
I'm like jogging on treadmills and psychological tests, so I'm driving on this treadmill with all these things
I mean these tube coming out of my mouth and I get off and the doctor is writing something down
And I thought I'd just slip it into conversation
Then I went hey
It's um not
That important to vaccinate kids is it
And she went only if you want them to live, right?
She she didn't even look up right and I said are you serious if you guys let me put it this way, Mr.. Jeffries
I would not let my children play with an unvaccinated child, so I thought that's all the information. I need so
behind Kate's back
And this is super illegal
and involves forging her signature three times I
Book tanking to get all these shots on one day, which the doctor didn't recommend, but I'm a busy guy
Now I was about to come home to pick up hank to take him to get his vaccination shots now
I knew that Kate was going to be home with hank
So I knew that we're about to have the biggest fight ever now
You know when you're about to have a fight with your partner
But they don't know that you're about to have a fight with them. So you have the upper hand
So what you do is you think horrible shit about that person all day?
So in case they cry you can enjoy yourself now
No matter what happens in my life. I will always say this kate is the nicest human being I've ever met
For niceness. I can't fault her. She is just a good sauce
the only the good people she would never say a bad word about another human being and
So it's weird so I'm driving home
I'm trying to think bad thoughts about the nicest person on Earth, and it's really difficult so I'm in my car like
fucking Kate
Who the fuck does she think she is fucking keeping the house nice?
fucking bitch
She left that plate in the sink that was a fucking nightmare. I remember that I
Know that was me. I did that
And she cleans it up, and that's enabling and that's fuckin bullshit right there
So I came back this fucking steaming right here. We fucking go all right games on I come home
She's sitting down lovingly playing with our child and she looks at me. She goes hey honey. Hello in don't
fucking honey me
She said what's wrong. It'll tell you what's right
Thanks getting vaccinated today, and there's nothing you can do and I pick up hank and she starts screaming. He's ones
He's super attached to his mother and he's like the mummy mummy mummy like your mum. Can't fucking help you now I
Got through the card park. I throw him in I'm doing it up and seek' comes out. She starts slapping on my back
I only get the fuck off me like that. She dramatically falls to the ground
I look up and two of the neighbors are out of their houses, they're
Quintessentially watching me kidnap a child and beat up my girlfriend
And I'm too far gone now, so I just doubled down and went get back in your fucking house
laughing see I
Got the driving seat and I fuckin fishtailed out of there
And Kate's on her knees, and he screams that fine
But if he becomes autistic, it's on you
And I thought but she consider that a win
so anyway, I
Take a cup I get him all of his shots a bringing home
And he's definitely autistic now no
It was like night and day like the kid before the shots of the kids Arthur's
Before they shot to his lively kid and then after they brought him home he sittin in the Corners go
And I'm like ah fuck
fuck fuck fuck no no no no no ah
Kate's going to notice this
And so I did whatever I did when I knew I was in trouble. I lie
So I put hank in a baby bjorn he just hanging off me like. Oh, he's hanging on me
Just because I couldn't let him have any long time and kate because Kate would see it right away. You know now
I know what you're thinking. I couldn't keep that up forever, but I did have a plan
What I was going to do was right, I was going to stand near a door that knew kate was going to come through
Look what you did, right?
Okay, so anyway. I am making light of a situation that
Was it was horrible man? I mean like it's nice to make jokes about it now, but if I can at a time
I was distraught. I didn't sleep for three days. I couldn't eat my brain was on a loop. I was so wired
I couldn't I was just rocking back and forth like he kids artistic. It's all your fault kid it to him
so anyway cut to
three days later I go to the doctor to get the results of my physical and hanks dangling off me and
The doctor comes in he goes. How are we today, Mr.
Jeffries, and I said not good, but good you do you told me to vaccinate?
Thank you said vaccinate kid good, but this is not good this used to be a good kid look at this
fucking shit kid
And she goes can you just clamp down and I can't come down because I haven't slept for three days
And I'm bit wired and my brains on a loop and I can't turn it off because my kids autistic
It's on my phone my kids artistic. It's on my farm the kids autistic
It's on my phone my kids our sister could tell my father kids autistic. It's all my fault and
She looked at my chart and she said now
You know that you have a tendency to overreact because you're on the spectrum you
fucking what when
You know how you have little empathy for others you don't listen when others talk and you don't make eye contact
I've heard about the eye contact
She goes
There's nothing wrong with hank. He's just drugged out right now you
Gave him all of his shots in one day, which I didn't recommend
now
It's true the next day. Hank was back to his normal self. There's nothing wrong with hank, but it turns out that I'm autistic
And I don't even know if I believe the spectrum is very broad like 1% to ben Carson's or something
So I don't know. I think a lot of times. We were just diagnosed personalities like I'm just a bit of a dick can't resist
But it's weird
I was 36 when they told me that it's weird when you find out that you're
You're you're autistic at 36 because big news for me
I'm going to ring up everyone. I knew and told them and
no one was surprised I
Rang up my mum, and I left a message on her voice machine like this mum. You got to call me back
I have the biggest news ever
And my mum rang you back and when you're getting married, and I went no I'm autistic
As you went oh everyone knows you're autistic
It's not that bad when I was a child I had polio
Thanks. I hate thanks a smart kid. I think he's smart because he's the only kid I know I
Don't hang out with other kids. So you just don't 3 but like when he's two we put him into this school
I remember these two my friends used to come over all the time, and I was such a proud father
But I'd be like hey, so genius
They're like why how do you know I'm like hank? What's that hank would go red Firetruck
I mean like damn fucking straight as of red fly school. I
taught him that red Firetruck
So anyway we put him into this preschool for two-Year-Olds
I was like a fancy one in Hollywood, and so it costs a lot of money
But the schools going to cool
They teach him how to swim they toilet trained him they've got this great big turtle that walks amongst
the kids like a shitty Jurassic park
And on the first day we went there to meet all the other parents and the teachers
And all the other students and everything so I show up earlier with me and hank down at the school and we got this super
Early like an hour before anyone else got there and we're there and then and the turtle walks by and with hank and I went
Hank that's a turtle
Can you say turtle and then this kid walks up and goes hi? I'm simon
All right
Early Simon yes, actually I'm simon the third. I'm the third Simon my dad's at Simon
He's dad to simon that's my grandfather, so one two three
third Simon
All right
When I grow up, I want to be a baseball player
I can't decide which team because mum likes the angels and dad likes the dodgers, so it's a bit of conflict at home
How old are you Simon Simon did not give me his age Simon gave me his date of birth
And it turned out that Simon was three months younger than hank and I turn and I looked at my fucking idiot son
and hank great turtle
I
Said yes, hank. That's a turtle
and then Saman wait
It's a tortoise
I didn't know that before
Turns out the tortoises just live on the land and turtles live in the water and on the land
Silent taught me that
See one of my old jokes has come back to haunt me if you're a dumb cunt
And your wife or your husband is a dumb cunt. Guess what your fucking kids are
Let's just say that Kate's not a scientist
So I go down to all these school events
And I meet the other parents I get intimidated when I meet educated people because I'm not super educated, so whenever I meet like
Simon the second that fucking cunt, right?
So I'm the third day. He's a thoracic Surgeon and he's wife's a pediatrician
And I'm sat into the fucking the Simon's right, and I can't keep up with the conversation
I don't want to sound dumb so I just say shit
We're talking about politics or something and I just went just try to keep up a win ah I
Reckon they should try to catch that Benghazi guy
Okay, okay, everyone look at me like I'm an idiot no way
I'm sorry min, Ii goes jim. Hyah, I didn't catch. What do you do for living there Jim and our way? I'm
Hard comedian, and he goes all me and my wife. We just love comedy. We'd love to catch one of your show sometime
You wouldn't like it you
Is it what type of comedy do you do ah ah?
like um I
Say cunt more than anyone else
like I
Thought I'm sort of known for saying cunt
Like seven years ago when I did my first comedy special in America the word cunt was banned in every comedy club in America
and then I said can't loads on television and
now people can say cunt and comedy clubs song
basically basically on the Rosa parks of cunt
Now that is cool. They do troyler training right, but I'm not happy
Because it's just female staff and they're teaching every child to do sit down wheeze
It's alright for the girls, but a boy should do a stand-up. We shouldn't be doing sit down wheeze
Now I like to sit down we as much as the next man
But there is a place at a time for us
These are the only times you should do sit down wheeze. It's always always have to meet your house
You can't do in other people's houses weird
You have to be at your house and drugged
Then you'll be like oh gotta have a lovely sit down. We
Yeah
I'll treat myself. Oh, oh
oh
Well go back downstairs in a second don't fall asleep stay awake. Come on. Oh oh is it our leave
the other time you ever sit down
We is if you wake up in the middle of the night you want to go the toilet?
But you don't want to turn the light on
Because they'll hurt your eyes, and you'll wake up too much
So what you do is out of respect for everyone else ew I piss everywhere you have a sit-down week
And that's always a very sleepy like oh
Lovely week
And because you're sitting like that sometimes your asshole. Goes are we pulling
And you're like no, no, we're not pulling. We're just having a sit-down we I'm sorry oh
I thought we were pulling no no no we'll see you in the morning asshole
And I want him to be good at the sit-down way, it's important to him
Because do you remember when you're about?
Seven like a weirdly sort of old age like seven and all the boys at school
We've got to have a piece they walk up, and then undo their belt is underneath
Why they put their dick?
And they'd have a piss and then there was that one kid for whatever reason
Had to have his pants and his underwear down by his ankle
Let him stand there with his asshole hanging out at the bottom of his shirt
This is how I've always done it
Yeah, hey
thank God he got toilet trained just under the wire cuz he's three now and
He got toilet trained just before his third birthday you want to be toilet trained before you turn three
After that it gets weird now there's people in the crowd
We have like a four year old who isn't tolerating you're feeling shame right now, I know
Those friends with like spoiler on so this is his rule in life
You're allowed to shit your pants in the first and the last three years of your life
everything else gets odd right
Now a four year old
Shouldn't be shitting their pants because you can have a conversation with a four year old
And you should never be able to have a conversation with someone who's shitting their pants
So my mates over my house. We're playing and I got a couple of pinball machines were playing pinball
And he son walks up and dead set this is the conversation these son walks up like this
Hey, Dad
You're gonna have to change me mate. Oh, just shit my pants
And the dead was so embarrassed. He was like start stop back
Can you please stop shitting your pants and the son responded like this?
We're going to have this argument every time
So I went to cake he was about to turn three I said okay. He's got hank's got to stop shitting his pants
and so she read a book and she comes back to me with this information ah
You have to start shooting in front of hank
I went on I want to shit in front of hey
why don't I go to shit in front of hank before and she goes because it says in the book that he's a caveman and
If he's left to his own devices of shit in his hand and just chuck it at us
and she goes he's like a
Monkey see monkey do he's got to see someone using the seed goes you see someone using the toilet paper
Someone you know all that type of stuff, and I said why don't you shit in front of hank?
She goes he has to see the cock and balls it will get confused
So now over a while there. I was sitting in front of hank
It was a big adjustment for me
Here is my shit used to be these quiet dignified affairs
Like I'd be watching the TV. I'd feel a shit come on
I'd leave to the bathroom
I'd have my shit I'd come back into the living room and nine times out of ten
I wouldn't even tell anyone where I'd been
And then my shits became like family events
I feel as shit come on
All right, everyone
Daddy's got to shit in the chamber who wants to come and see professional work?
so anyway, I
Chickened out of it's like two weeks
I wouldn't shoot in front of hank, and then I got the guts to do it. So me and Kayla watching TV
The TV there on the couch hanks over there playing with his toys. I feel like shit come on
I've got one she said I I think it's time
Good, I'm eight you're coming with me
And we went into the toilet and I shot the dog and I pulled me panting me underwear down now
He knew it wasn't a normal day
He looked very upset and I'm fucking autistic
neither of us were making eye contact widow
So I thought I better get down to business. I looked at him. I said alright son
first things first
You've got to tuck your cock and balls between your legs so that your penis is facing downwards because where there is poo
there will always be we
Now because you're a Jefferies, we don't have what they call big penises
So what you do is you put your legs a little bit together like that to stop your penis from popping back up
Yeah, say it hey. Yeah, you see how I look like mummy. Now. Yeah
It's funny innit funny. Yeah
Yeah, I know what I do for a living son. You don't know, but I tell jokes I write jokes
You know it's always upset me that no matter how hard I try to write a joke off
I'll never write anything as funny as a man putting his cock and balls between his legs and
Saying I'm a lady. I'm a lady
in fact if you're ever at a party and you feel like things aren't going your way ah
get behind a tree and take your pants and underwear off and tuck your cock and balls between your legs and and
Jump out of the woman to go Id like that
Is good be well. You know is you'll make more friends than you lose
now
Over the course of our today two six-month six to eight months or whatever I make my career has changed somewhat
Audiences are definitely changed it used to just be
White guys the same age as me and now if you look around the crowd, it's pretty 50/50 men and women age groups races
it's all changes and all because of
the gun control Routine so the gun control Routine
guys
Got seen on so many different platforms and all services put up and taken down
That it's actually been seen five times more than anything else. I've ever done in my career, so I'm mostly known
for that now
which is strange because people are coming on to the shows because you're hoping that I'll do some political satire or some social commentary or
something carl and Esque and
How disappointing this evening's performance must be?
Hi, I just did 25 minutes on pooing
Now the the gun control Routine has been shown in most like news outlets
It was shown in the new Yorker as an article is shown in the Washington post as an article was shown on
CnN as news
And it was shown on fox for different reasons
It's also been it's also now are shown to the law students in yale
Like these are meant to learn something of some shit
Now I appreciate all these things it's very nice. I don't know if I deserve these accolades or whatever the fuck they're called
Because I'm going to be really honest with you
I
made some of the statistics up oh
it
Just isn't real
Now I made two things like now
I stand by everything I said in the gun control routine because most of the things I said we're just common sense stuff about safes
And that and the guns in Australia, and all that was correct, I made two statistics
I've just two little ones, so I'm going to fess up to you right now
The first one is this if you have a gun you're 80% more likely to be shot by a gun
no, maybe
But sounds like a thing doesn't it
and the other one was
The average security got in America and $16 an hour not a lot of wiggle room to be a fucking hero
It turns out that the average security guard in America earns $14 an hour
I'd like to apologize for those extra $2
now it's
Very weak because over the course of my 15-year career I've said horrible things about religion
I've said that if you are religious, you believe in God that you've wasted your life and
over the course over
The course of 15 years from religious groups I have received
seven pieces of hate mail
seven very manageable
I ride back
And I used to think that religiously was not east Khan's on the planet
And that was until I gave my opinion on the second amendment
Fuck me
I had no idea what crazy was until heifer. Just poke that harness this with a stick
That's something to see
because on a quiet day, I
Receive 20 to 40 pieces of hate mail from gun people on a quiet day keep up I owe
20 to 40 pieces of hate mail, it's always the same thing they always read exactly the same way except to accentuate attention now
I'm in a unique position
Because of the hate mail that I receive on a daily basis because I've become the pinup voice for gun control I
Can tell you down to the hour when an American gun owner is happy and when they're sad?
Because I don't send me hate mail when they're sad like when there's a massacre or something in a school I get to do it
quite day four
Or something like four-Year-old shoots their mom in the head. They're like we will look at anything today
But the day that I received the most amount of hate mail
When I received seven hundred and eighty two pieces of hate mail
and it kind of sickened me a bit when it happened was the day of
the Paris shootings
128 People died and
That too a real fanatical gun person in America. That was the best day ever
They were so happy because pat the French have extremely strict gun laws
And then people went and shot everyone and so I got these letters that read like porn like that from Penthouse forum
And every letter read the same way like see it happens in every country
It's not just us. It's not just us if they had more guns. Maybe they could have protected themselves
Now I'm not going to get into another debate about whether they had guns where they don't have guns because this is all no one
Knows no one was in that situation
And then something when it's far to say that I was the supporter of is is
now I
don't like is is I
Hate is is as much as the next man?
now
I'll tell you the problem with is is
The problem with is easy
Hey
You never see him laughing
They're not a jovial bunch. That's what religion does religious. Be always miserable I
Hear it is such miserable cunt the edges
you never see one of them before that when I do the videos before a beheading and the guys like
before they behead this man a little bit about me ah
I
Am well, I like mohammed. Oh shit fuck. I I love mohammed. I love that I
Enjoy beheading people of course I like for hitting people and I like the comedy of Aziz Ansari. I like it I
like Izzie
He's a crazy guy with Modern-day problems
They fuck the is is don't drink and I want truck is is
You know want some cunt waking up with seven heads in his bed like what the fuck did I do last night
And his friend comes in and goes you are so fucked up last night
We were out drinking and by the way I was joking
And there was some guy doodling on a napkin and I was like hey. He's drawing mohammed who fucking lost your shit, man
so
Politically his country's in a very delicate situation at the moment it could go either fucking way
you got you got two parties you got two democrats and
Republicans and all they do is they talk about two?
Subjects over and over and over again as long as they talk about these two subjects they're fucking you up the ass with other things
That you don't even notice
Because you it's so fucking and the rest of all isn't it's fixated on these okay - so does abortion guns abortion guns
Right and and so the democrats there they want to have gun restrictions
And they don't care about abortion and the republicans they hate abortion
And they love guns and so we've got a problem here, right?
Because the democrats like come on
You don't need a machine gun and you know you don't and if your dad fucks young you don't have to keep that. That's cool
And the republicans are like all life is precious unless it steps on my property
And then you got Donald trump
now
Every time I recorded a special the other specials. I recorded in America been in New York, San Francisco and Boston
And everyone's called me a fuckin pussy
with my liberal agenda
I'm in fucking Nashville right now
And if you want to shoot me, now's the perfect time
there's eight cameras, Ob I
Think we're good. I think
It's sad that the country's got to the stage that when you buy theater tickets you go I get get ones on the aisle
So we can run
Everyone wanted to get in the middle. We're like that. Oh, you're sitting ducks in the middle you'll
There anyway Donald trump. Now. Don't get me wrong. He's a lot of fun
There's and there's a little bit of me. There's a little bit of me that way
that thinks
Fuck it. Let's do it
Let's do it and see how fucking crazy shit in gay
Because he just in case what happens is
He says really simple shit that means nothing and then fucking dummies
Right if you've ever said this sentence, I like him because he's a straight talker. You're a dumbest shit
Just because someone says something simple that you understand
Doesn't mean they're a straight talker. You can say complex thing and be telling the truth
They're like because you guys I'm going to make America great again, and you're like I've got everyone that sentence
He's like. I'm Gonna build a wall. I have a wallet hard
through Straight talk up
And then he didn't say shit
That you know what happened Gotta build a wall, Mexico's got to pay for it
Who where I haven't heard of Mexican yet? Oh, I hear we've got this what are you talking about?
What the fuck you talking about? That's just saying shit. He's like a kid running for class president
Who's just walking around going? And we've got to have two lunches?
There's going to be a soda machine in every classroom - Bill football rolls
But here's where it doesn't get fun
And that's all good fun
But Israel's not fun, right?
What he does is he preys on fear
as soon as he at the beginning of his are Mexicans are coming over and they're raping and
there was a there was a terrorist attacking when I fuck I got from the muslims ah
We should kill the families of Muslims by the way, you're not allowed to do
We and then it's just and then he started saying after the Paris attacks
We should we should put every muslim on a register
We shouldn't let any more refugees coming from Syria and the muslim that live here in a referee on a register
It you that means is his win as soon as he says that is is a fucking one
Right because their plan to shoot people in Paris. That's not at the end plan
They didn't kill 128 people ago ah that's that done. You know I mean
It's a recruitment tool, and it can only the recruitment tool. Can only work if hate is bread
Right so what he does is
He says are we going to ban them we're not gonna let any more in the country in the ones here have to be on
A register now you're a 16 year old boy, or girl. That's a muslim living in this country
You've lived your entire life in this country
you've always considered yourself American, and then all of a sudden someone who could be your president says you are not welcome here and
That you should be put on a register now. That kid how fucking quickly. Do you think that kid could be radicalized now?
Before was going to be radicalized at all
you
So what he's trying to do is he's trying to defeat hate
With hate and hate doesn't beat hate it's never fucking beaten hate it
Just makes more hate now this might be the most hippie thing that ever comes out of my mouth
But it's true. The only thing that can beat hate is love now. Love doesn't always beat hate okay
It's damn. It doesn't always beat
Hope it does do something right now think about your own personal life
Think about a person who hates you and you hate them from now on to show that person nothing, but love now
I'm not saying for a second that that person will start loving you. They'll probably still fucking hate you
But one thing will happen eventually
Everyone will see them as the asshole
Don't be the arsehole America. Don't be
so
to summarize
You can only be paid with love now in saying that I hate Muslims
They are in Phase B. Sentence I
Hate muslims I hate Christians. I hate the armies. I'd put us say the snake people. I hate Jews
I don't know who I've missed it
seeks a tall
Our fight in this world is not against islam. It's against religion be very clear about this
Because I can tell you this for sure
No, one's head has ever been cut off in the name of atheism
No one has ever cut into human flesh and look down camera and gone in the name of nothing
Now let me be clear about this
If you're religious, I'm sure you might some of you might be very nice, but you are slowing us down
We're trying to move forward and you're in the fucking way. I'm sorry
See there's a lighter you'll be told throughout your life that will go along the lines of this
We have to save the planet. There's no bigger lie than we have to save the planet
We don't have to save the planet
We have to save us the human race the planet does not give a fuck about us, and it will be happy when we're gone
We are in the planets way. Have you ever seen one of those documentaries where they go?
This is what New York will look like one year after the human race dies and it's all covered in vines and shit
The Planet once is gone as soon as we're gone the planet will go
We've got to do dinosaurs again Riley
So we have to save ourselves and spyder the planet trying to kick us the fuck off right now imagine that
The World is a train track
Society's a train and as society has always had to do the train has to move forward because if it stops moving
Forward we will run out of resources around the train because we stationary and the Gears will lock up and the vines will take over
So it has to keep going forward now in this train
We have the people in the engine room the people who are running the show?
and those people in our society who run the show a
scientists these are the people who are inventing medicines for you to live longer and
surgeries for you to live longer and finding alternative fuel sources and
Engineers, they're making machines that run more efficiently
Right now all these really scientists now whether you like it or not
Scientists are primarily
Atheists, and they're all in the front carriage dragging us along now in the second carriage
We have a bunch of cunts that I don't think getting fucking enough flak
agnostics these fucking wishy-Washy fuck
They're all standing around the second carriage going who knows
Maybe there is a god maybe there isn't god maybe your god and your god of the same garbage
Like I know there was a big bang, but who made the Big Bone I?
Wouldn't consider myself
you know religious, but I am spiritual and
Then there's this last carriage in the last carriage is 50 times bigger than the other two carriages combined
and it's carrying the rest of the population of the human race and
It's just filled with cunts wearing hats for reasons. They don't know and
Growing beards because they think they have to and some of the women are covering their faces and cowering
everyone's dancing around going vertically on men on a cloud and
There are so many of these cunts that the train is hardly fucking moving
and
The people in the engine room are like this
If I just pull this peg here
Here do you know how fast we being my ticket? Oh?
Well, we're not going to change people's opinions. I guess not
now
With the hate mail that I get from the guns they always sort of start the same way it always makes me laugh
Every letter starts with eight buddy. You shouldn't even say anything
You're not from here
who's the weakest argument ever okay as Americans from now on don't use that argument all right because you're
Americans it's not like historically you have kept your opinions to yourself
It's not like I've ever been a party in the uk and there's an American guy there, and I've heard this sentence cheese
He's a quiet chap
You're the loudest people on Earth
And then they always say this in this bucket spins me out
Well, I don't expect an australian to understand freedom
What are you talking about?
you constantly say
Freedom all the time like is it always so free where we fight for freedom freedom freedom come to the freedom lounge at the airport?
Like fucking what?
You know when you're singing the national anthem at the baseball and the person?
Holds the note free for a little bit longer than they should until all you americans fucking cum in your pants for
the land of the free
so free
Freedom this freedom that free free free now. I hate to break it to you because I don't think many of you know this
There are 92 free countries on the planet democratic free country you were one of them
Every single English-speaking country on Earth is free and most of the countries are also free
Now you're very free don't get upset
And I have a wonderful of America. I truly do I live here and I love it
I'm nothing against and none of the things I'm about to mention affect you
if it affect me in any way, right
You may not be the freest place on Earth
Just a quick example out of the 92 free countries on the planet you have the highest rate of incarceration
1% of your adult population is in prison that double that of the country that comes in second
Which is South Africa if you've ever been to South Africa South Africa's fuck
So you're double that of South Africa?
so statistically in the land of the free
You have the least amount of free people
now
This is a super simple one super simple argument in Holland
You can smoke weed
whilst fucking a hooker in
front of a cop
How dare hollered not be called the land of the free?
You honestly think you're competing with Holland
in
Canada just
Last year they legalized assisted
Suicide for the sick which I believe is the biggest freedom of them all it's your life. No government
No, religious group should ever tell you
When you get the check out?
If you're a pro-life person good do it with your life, not mine right now
And also, I don't think they've thought about I don't think there's even the most evangelical
Christian who's a burn victim just like hanging up the life support in the hospital just
This wasn't free
And I'm so glad they're doing it in Canada because if I ever had an assisted suicide, I wanted to be a Canadian doctor I
Want some guy rocking up to my house like okay? You're ready then and
So I hear that someone's giving up on Life eh
All right, let me just set up my little death machine here
And I'll I I'm gonna put this in your vein and you're gonna be so sleepy so soon. I tell you what they're
In Australia, maybe 20 years ago, maybe 20 they they legalize prostitution
They thought it'd be the downfall of our society
But it really wasn't it was a great thing like in sydney where I grew up that the streets always had
Hookahs walking around everywhere there was needles, and it was a very seedy city in some parts
And then when they did with a legalized prostitution they moved all the hookers into brothels
and I'm because I'm using the brothels all the girls had to be tested for stDs and
Then the guys they could see the tests as they go in so it was safer for the men
But it was also safe for the women because what they did was they put security in these brothels
So if you showed up like a drunk idiot they wouldn't let you in or if you've got a bit of a grow they kick
you the fuck out so the girls were safer the men were safer human trafficking was all but eliminated and
tax Revenue and up and the divorce rate dropped by 80%
There is no downside to legalized prostitution now in America prostitution is illegal unless
You film it
How is that possible? How the fuck is that possible?
How do you have the biggest porn industry in the world and you still have a legal prostitution?
Because it is legal to pay a woman for sex, but your friend Dave has to be in the corner with a camera
and
Dave has to film it
And Dave likes to promise to put on the internet because if Dave doesn't put it on the internet
Then a crime is being committed and that
Girl can be 18 years old
And then she can be surrounded by ten men that she barely knows and they can all jack off onto her face
Until she's glaze would come
and
No Crime has been committed
But in America and only in America, she's too young to have a beer
if anyone deserves a beer
He's allowed to frame the home of the bride is to go attend like to come in a face
In fact if you have ten loads are coming your face you should get free drinks wherever you go?
You seem like a fun girl
Or a heavy sleeper
Now before I go
my son did three and
My girlfriend made me write him a letter on his third birthday for him to open when he was 18. I don't know fucking why
So you haven't chicks this goal? You need to do this thing. I'm like why?
15 Years boy
But I did it you know so I wrote the letter
I'm really bad at writing things on paper a terrible handwriting. I'm basically illiterate. That's fucking
And so I'm like do you hank so you're a man now?
I'm sure you've made me very proud
Unless of course you're a drug addict or something
Time to think of it. There are many ways to disappoint me
Who knows I might be dead by now, or you might be dead and I'm reading this whales crying
I
Am
So I write the letter. I just I thought
Little life tips things that you should do in life, so the next thing I wrote was this a wise man once said
Try not to be a cunt
And then I gave him little bits of advice like if you get a parking ticket. Just pay it right away. Don't leave it
it's planning out and
always love your mum, and I mean this if my son is watching this at 18 right now watching me perform, but
No
Person has ever loved you more than your mother loves you. So you always be good to that woman
and then
and then I wrote about I
Just thought I'd tell him about the good things and the bad things in my life and the things I did well and the things
I didn't do well and I've
Been very open about this, and I feel like by being open about this it helps others
I guess I don't know but I've always a
Fairly severe depression my life suicidal at times, and it's a very selfish thing
Depression because you know I know my life's good, and I can't wrap my brain around it
I just I don't right now my brains going wasn't maybe this special isn't as good as the last one. You know. It's okay
And so I've never really enjoyed success of I've never really had pure happiness like some people do I I?
I'm such a pessimist thing when you meet these people who go you're such a glass
Half-empty, sort of guy
And it's like a nice glass half full cans fuck them
You know I mean I've never met a successful
glass-Half-full cunt
Will never be anything if you think the glass is half-full if you want to get ahead in this world
Walk in the room and go why isn't that fucking glass full?
Anyway, so I thought about what would make me happy. What would have made me happy
What makes other people happy and so right too much? I think the secret to happiness is is this
The Secret to Happiness is being good looking
Now throughout your life people will lie to you and say things like kindness or being good to others or family or some shit
The only way to truly be happy in this world is to be good looking now in this world
We have everything from one being the ugliest person on Earth to 10 being the best looking person on Earth
And we have everything in between and there's very few ones
And there's very few Tuesday's baby three then four five six is the meat of the bell curve
That's where 95% of the population is average looking four five six and seven eight nine ten now
I've been looking out at the audience here
Pretty good like I spotted an eight or what or what they call an L a 6I?
You know I?
Spotted an 8 that's pretty good, Nashville man. Don't be offended
Like change the Super-rare like I've never seen there's never been at any moment ever
I don't think ken's come to things like this
I think I think chains are sitting at home with other teens go I'm so happy. Hey
And nines are as rare as tens almost the nine is just an imperfect 10 or 90s like a teen was like a fucked up
Toe or something
So nate's pretty good now regrettably there is a 2 in the audience
Now I'm not going to point you out. You know who you are
There are no ones ones are as rare as ted
I've seen about five ones in my life
Yeah, Wednesday really leave the house. They
They know they upset the rest of us
Like the only time you catch a one is they're going to a doctor's appointment or something
And it really is upsetting
Like you walk by the nobody being like lifted out of a minivan with a special crane onto a special chair
And when you see you one, it does ruin your day doesn't it?
You walk by the one in you're like. Oh fuck me. Oh
That's a fucking one if ever I've seen one
You get to work, and you can't focus and your boss is like. What's wrong with you, and you're like
I saw a fucking one. They're not
And they're like I couldn't have been it was that bad
You weren't there?
Bullshit I was going to eat today
Now in case anyone's wondering
And I know you're not
I'm a five
You know the reason I'm a finalist as I said
95% of the population, it's four five six an average looking here and being now the reason
I'm a five is this when I walk past people
nothing happens
People don't get upset nor they get disappointed we all move on with our lives I
have had
But it's shithead
Five I have teeth there little yellow you're a little crooked, but they're all there
Five I
Have eyes they do not sparkle, but they do face in the same direction
five
And because I was five that means society is deemed it okay for me, and other fives to get into dimly lit rooms
And we can fuck each other
And no one gets upset. They're like oh, it's a couple of fives fucking let them have their fun
and we get in there with our average five bodies like this my little gut
Resting on Earth fucking imperfect floppy awesome. He's just fuckin
I'm sweating on each other cos neither his workout, and
Grabbing onto an average kit like I
And the two of us are thinking about like a seven that we know that we actually want to fuck
I'm like maybe if you get depressed or something I could swoop in there it would be
Because that's fives we do not think about the nines and the tens
Because we dare not touch the sun
now
I'm a minor celebrity
so that means I get to fuck sixes I
Fucked the shit out of sixes people go he's off the telly egan fucker six
Fucks and seven yeah fuck some sevens cop lights one nine
Best day ever fuck the nine now
I'm also a drinker. So I have fucked some fours
the shitload of three
and one two and
When I fucked the two
That was the lowest point in my life. I gave up drinking for 18 months. I've go fuck the two
That's how important it is to be good-looking. I fuck the two and my whole self Esteem was ruined and I
Went I remember when I fucked the two. I woke up in them hang on
I'm still writing the letter to my son by the way
So I remember when I fuck the to hank and I woke up
Next to her and I rolled over like I was hungover like what happened, and then I saw him with oh, no fuck this
and I went to the fetal position as that arise - fucking - that's a - that's a -
You know everybody in this world likes to think they're a good person
Not all of us arguably we all think we're a good person and so my brain did this come on Jim
You're better than this
Maybe if you talk to it
Maybe you'll find out the thing has dreams or feelings
Give that a go
So I rolled over with the best of intentions like hey, do I know fuck off and I obey
And she tried to comfort me with her claude
I'll never forget the two
But it's been so long now that I can laugh about it. I
Do laugh about it
I've been my car remembering how the two was the worst thing that ever happened to me, and I was like this oh
You fucked up to
classic Jim, Jeffrey
When will you ever learn?
and I was sitting in the car, and I was thinking about how fucking the -
It was the worst thing I've ever done in my life, and then my brain did a horrible thing my brain went
That's how the nine felt when she woke up next to you
Ladies and gentlemen thank you so much
you
you
you
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Game of Thrones' seventh season might not be over yet, but it's not too early to look
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Here's what to expect with GoT Season 8.
THIS IS THE FINAL SEASON.
In June 2016, HBO programming president Casey Bloys announced Season 8 would be Game of
Thrones's last.
"[The showrunners] have a very specific plan about the number of seasons they want to do,"
he said during a press tour.
"If I could get them to do more I would take 10 more seasons.
But we take their lead on what they [need] to make the best version of their show."
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At the end of Season 6, showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss told Variety that they
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THE EPISODES WILL BE FEATURE LENGTH.
Though the episode count has decreased, the runtime will not.
While episodes have traditionally been an hour long, the ones in Season 8 are clocking
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And apparently the team hasn't discussed a cap on episode length (yet).
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HBO's Casey Bloys said.
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in July 2017.
But in the show's classic tight-lipped fashion, we have no idea what happens, and probably
won't until it airs.
FILMING WILL REPORTEDLY START IN OCTOBER 2017.
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (Jaime Lannister) appeared to hint that Season 8 starts filming this
fall in a new interview.
"I don't know what's going to happen next season, he told Collider.
"We go back in October, so maybe in the next few weeks, we'll get the scripts and I'll
find out."
THERE IS NO AIR DATE YET.
Like the current season, Season 8 could arrive later than usual.
Though the showrunners are hoping to air next year, the premiere could be pushed back as
far as 2019, since they haven't started shooting yet, Bloys told Entertainment Weekly in June
2017.
CERSEI MIGHT MAKE AN APPEARANCE.
In an interview, Lena Headey hinted that her character, Cersei Lannister, makes it to the
end of Season 7.
"I [assumed] oh, I'm going to die," she told Time, recalling the time she read the script.
"And then, I went straight to the end.
I was really in shock.
I think obviously, now, there's got to be some body count at the end of [season] 8."
The quote led some fans to believe this means means the Lannister monarch makes it into
GoT's eighth and final season.
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