Youtube daily report Sep 14 2017

I used to always think that runners were this weird, exclusive, elite group of people.

You worry that you are going to be the slowest,

and that by being the slowest, everybody is going to hate you.

It just seems that, when you say athlete, I think of someone that has been training their whole life,

because I don't feel like an athlete. I just run for fun.

You don't have to do a mile, or two miles, to classify yourself as a runner,

just run down the road to the end of the block or something.

Just have fun with it.

For more infomation >> No Egos – Athletes Unfiltered - Duration: 0:47.

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#5 - JE VOUS FAIS VISITER VIENNE [HD] [ST] - FRHELP - Duration: 8:53.

Hi folks ! After 12 hours of bus travel between Milano and Vienna,

(it was a bit long, bus seats are not that comfortable, especially when you are 2 meters tall !)

I have arrived in the Austrian capital, which is also the biggest city of the country.

Vienna is often considered as one of the best cities to live in worldwide !

I will try to explain you why !

In Austria, we speak...German ! Sehr Gut !

It's one of the 4 countries in the world where German is an official language

after Germany, Switzerland, Austria and ???

Do you know the last one ?

It's a really small country, not really known in Europe !

As it's a city full of history, lots of tourist guides offer horse ridding tour in the city !

It's classy but I won't do it !

I have found the market of the city, it's full of little places opening during the day

and on Saturday, there is a flee market, so I am going to go there !

As my bag is a bit empty, I think I will buy some stuff, like this giant parrot !

or this one ?

It's not a big flee market, it's a HUUUUGE flee market !!!

For you to know, I was already in Vienna in 2005 with college

but honestly, I don't have that much memories about it !

But I remember one thing ; they have a chocolate cake

really know in Vienna, called Sacher Torte.

So I could not resist, and I bought a piece of it !

This is this multi-layers chocolate cake !

Let's have a madeleine de Proust !

Be prepared for a detailed and complete gastronomic analysis in ...

it rocks !

The famous Fountain of Trevi !

Legend says that throwing a coin over my right shoulder can bring luck !

At least I tried !!

There is no doors to pass for public transportation.

You need to validate you ticket, and it works with mutual trust !

The corridors here are made with marble !

It's counting the population of the world !

7 billions, 490 millions, 681 thousands, 956-57-58-59...

I frhelped at my friends' place ! SoliDary travel !

Of course, in Austria, we find traditionnal Bier Garten

where everybody meets in the afternoon to drink beers outside !

I will soon be doing the highest spinning chairs in Europe !

Margot : "Amazing. Peace !"

MISTAKE : it is the highest spinning chairs IN THE WOLRD !

We are in Prater, this is a park like Foire du Trône in Paris

It's an amusement park, open to everyone. Lot of people meet here on Saturdays and Sundays.

There are roller-coasters, Bier Garten, to eat, to drink !

This is one of the-place-to-be in Vienna

Margot : "And it's nice !". And it's nice ! :)

This is Vienna Giant Wheel, famous as the Eiffel Tower in Paris.

It's on all postcards.

Built in the first place for Universal Exhibition. It was made of wood.

Not, it has been re-built with metal and you can see train cars

You can even book it for dinner !

We are in an open air festival in Vienna, it's really nice !

We are at Karlskirche ! Baroque architecture, detailled and sophisticated !

Margot : "Will my voice be in the video if I speak ?"

Margot, best guide of the world !

We are now in front of the famous Vienna Opera !

It's Monday ! I have published this morning the new video

I hope you like the 4 first videos of my channel !

We are going to meet a friend. When I came 12 years ago, it was an exchange with a student

His name is Christoph and we will have lunch together !

It was really nice to see him again after all this time !

And guess what ? He did a world travel in 2014 !

His itinerary was quite the same as mine, with Transsiberian train to Baïkal Lake !

He even slept in Couchsurfing on an Island in Baïkal Lake !

So he gave me lot of precious information, and I will use it for my trip !

And now, a castle ! Right in the city of Vienna !

And tonight, for my last dinner, I am in a typical Austrian restaurant

recommended by my friend Matthieu and I will eat Wiener Schnitzel

with potatoes salad, so typical from Vienna

I will take a Mass of beer (1 litter) and we will see after that !

Cheers folks !

And this is the famous Wienerschnitzel !

It's a fried escalope !

This is the end of my stay in Vienna ! I now go to Slovakia !

It was really nice to spend some days in this city

especially with people knowing it really good !

If you don't know Vienna, come for a visit ! It's really a nice city, with high cultural offer.

Really nice to visit by foot or with a bike, so book a ticket !

I really wanted to thank Matthieu and his family, it was an amazing stay at their place !

Also Stade Rugby, number 7 !

And the adventure goes on in next videos ! See you soon !

Thanks for watching ! As usual, you can subscribe

by clicking on the cakes (typical from Vienna)

Click on it ! I mean, on my head !

Have you ever been in Wien ? Tell me what you thought about this city ?

Share, like,

and comment ! Ciao !

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Cosecha de maíz blanco en Sinaloa - Duration: 2:01.

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Alcohol Blackout Stories Daughter Sharing with Father Blackout from Alcohol Facts Part One - Duration: 2:23.

And I want to remember this tasty dinner

Tell me about your last blackout

I don't wanna talk about that on camera

Why? Actually this is most interesting things...

I believe all people will be happy

All my previous talk

Actually for them, probably, like a bullshit

but this one

about your last blackout

it's really really interesting

So, it was about 3 years ago

on my best friend birthday, you know her

her name is Margo

I get completely wasted

because you know my best friend was turning sixteen

So, were really happy for her and for myself

When i got superdrunk, I was

sleeping at 6pm already

When I did woke up, I didn't remeber

anything that happen at that party

I only remember drinking

shots of tequila and thats it.

Cool

What about you?

But you know, like, for me its really interesting...

Ok, you don't remember,

You don't remember what you did talk

what happens with you, but may be other people did remind you somehow?

Yes, they did

that you did have some cool behavior?

they was just saying that I was

really like superfriendly

before I went to sleep

and I was trying to talk with everybody

I was hugging everyone, I was full of love

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Alain Delon sous le choc après le viol de sa filleule, Géraldine Danon- [Nouvelles 24h] - Duration: 2:57.

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Dimitri Rassam joue les maitres nageurs avec Raphaël, le fils de Charlotte Casiraghi - Duration: 1:56.

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Charlotte Casiraghi « suscite le désir » avec une sublime robe rouge sang- [Nouvelles 24h] - Duration: 2:08.

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Mela­nie Grif­fith face au cancer : à 60 ans, l'ac­trice se bat contre un cancer de la peau - Duration: 3:55.

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Ben.La sombra oscura de los celos.Parte 22 (Subtitulado español) - Duration: 1:52.

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2017 Honda Civic Type R

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Major gift for new one metre telescope opens Universe to York U students, wider community - Duration: 2:15.

York University today received a $500,000 gift from the Carswell Family

Foundation toward a new, custom one-metre telescope. It has a much larger collecting

area than any of the telescopes we currently have at York. In fact it, will

be the largest telescope on any Canadian campus. It gives us the opportunity to

see more things in the Universe, literally. Collecting more light allows

us to see fainter objects, and from the students perspective, who are taking our

astronomy classes, obviously, we're going to be able to give them more interesting

projects. They will be able to look more deeply and with more significance at

objects both inside our galaxy and, in fact, well beyond our Milky Way Galaxy.

As a fourth-year physics and astronomy student here at York

University, as soon as I heard it I had to kind of pinch myself, and my heart

rate just went through the roof. It's absolutely astounding that we're getting

this, an awesome donation, very generous donation, and it's going to be not only

for my generation of students but for generations to come, a

very, very useful tool, very useful asset. It's super exciting. For the public when

we do our online public viewing on Monday nights or even when they are with

us in person on Wednesday nights, to be able to show them in greater

detail things like galaxies, and with some of our CCD cameras you'll be able

to clean up those images and reveal detail dust lanes, spiral arms, things

that we haven't been able to show them before. It means that the general public is

going to have a much more fun time being here, even more fun than they already are

having. We get a full house here and they're just going to be in absolute awe

to see just a huge, magnificent telescope. Wow! It's gonna fill the entire

dome. I can't wait. It's going to be amazing! Where this telescope collects a certain

amount of light, the new one-metre telescope will be collecting something

like six times that amount of light. It's a big, big step up in terms of its light

gathering capabilities. Allan Carswell was a faculty member here in the Department

of Physics and Astronomy throughout the 1980s and 1990s, in fact, I think even back

into the 1970s. Allan has very generously contributed to purchasing this new

one-metre class telescope.

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Selena Gomez - Fetish (prevod na sprskom) - Duration: 3:06.

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No Egos – Athletes Unfiltered - Duration: 0:47.

I used to always think that runners were this weird, exclusive, elite group of people.

You worry that you are going to be the slowest,

and that by being the slowest, everybody is going to hate you.

It just seems that, when you say athlete, I think of someone that has been training their whole life,

because I don't feel like an athlete. I just run for fun.

You don't have to do a mile, or two miles, to classify yourself as a runner,

just run down the road to the end of the block or something.

Just have fun with it.

For more infomation >> No Egos – Athletes Unfiltered - Duration: 0:47.

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Celebs who are single but shouldn't be - Duration: 9:47.

Celebs who are single but shouldn't be

Jennifer Lawrence.

Is she still making the walk of shame from Chris Martins house? We dont know.

Since their relationship is still super unclear, were putting her on the single list.

But the thing is, she really shouldnt be.

Seriously, she has it all.

Amazing career? Check! An Oscar? Check! A killer personality with a sense of humor for days?.

Double check! Plus, shes incredibly thoughtful! I feel like all Ive been doing lately is setting him up, she told MTV about setting up her Silver Linings Playbook co-star Bradley Cooper with her friends.

I was like, You know what? Im gonna save time and just get you a booklet with pictures of my friends.

You just go through and pick them out, because this is getting exhausting..

Khloe Kardashian.

KoKo has had her fair share of relationship woes.

We all saw her marriage to Lamar Odom crumble on reality TV and she is not dating rapper French Montana anymore despite the fact that he called her his heart during an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians in April.

Though shes been known to say things like, All men seriously suck, on KUWTK, we all know thats not really how she feels.

After all, it is abundantly clear that she is the best Kardashian sister.

Although its probably best not to tell her that because she isnt into that whole competition thing.

I am sorry but I do not find it a compliment when I am told I am the hot sister.

I appreciate the compliment but this is NOT a competition, she tweeted in 2013.

Liam Hemsworth.

If one things for certain in life, its that Liam Hemsworth is a super-hunk and some lucky lady needs to lock him down immediately.

Sure, he can be a bit of a basic bro sometimes, and he was previously engaged to Miley Cyrus, but we cant count that against him.

Plus, his very literal description of himself when asked to describe who he is in three words,.

Liam Keith Hemsworth, thats my full name, sort of makes us love him just a little bit more.

Just in case you werent sold enough on why were confused he doesnt have a real-life leading lady yet, he was spotted out in January sporting some painted toenails.

Why? Because he loves his nieces! His big brother Chris (Thor) explained on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon earlier this year,.

My daughter and my nieces painted everybodys nails… Thats what happens when you get a bunch of young girls together.

They put lipstick on you and paint your face and paint your nails. Swoon.

John Stamos.

HOW IS UNCLE JESSE STILL SINGLE? Just kidding, hes not because hes still happily married to Aunt Becky.

But in real life, John Stamos is still flying solo and we cant really seem to imagine why.

Sure, he had a run-in with the law earlier in June but that doesnt deter the fact that the good looking Greek actor has a lot of other stellar qualities.

For instance, he has somehow managed to get better and better looking as the decades have flown by.

Plus, he loves Full House just as much as every 90s kid out there does, and the fact that hes doing Fuller House as a labor of love just melts our hearts.

This is not a money gig for any of us, he wrote on his Facebook page in May.

Quite the opposite.

We want to give the fans what they deserve for supporting us for so many years.

We all just want to have fun— do it in a classy way on Netflix and have a good time. Have mercy!.

Lucy Hale.

Shes adorable, shes sweet, and shes somehow still single?! The Nashville native first sung her way into our hearts as a young teenager on American Idol Junior.

Now 26, the ABC Family star has been trying to find the identity of A on Pretty Little Liars for five seasons.

While shes had romances with a few other actors and singers including Chris Zylka, Joel Cruise, and Graham Rogers during the course of the show, Lucy has somehow found her way to the singles bus.

We can honestly say from experience that shes the nicest person on the planet.

But if youre wanting to win her heart, youre going to have to be a little older than her.

I love Mark Wahlberg, she told Lucky Magazine in 2013.

Robert Downey Jr. is my ultimate.

And I think Steve Carell is so sexy..

Jason Derulo.

As Jason Derulo himself put it, Im solo, Im ridin solo.

But heres the thing, there are literally SO MANY women out there who would like to change that.

How do we know that? Because hes practically making girls faint when hes critiquing them on So You Think You Can Dance.

The singer is a full time judge on the Fox dancing competition series, recently released his new album Everything is 4, and is back on the market after ending his three-year relationship with Jordin Sparks.

Jasons now enjoying the single life and told People that when it comes to a type he really doesnt have one.

Theres no specific thing, he told the mag.

That being said, if you have bad teeth Jason will probably be passing on the opportunity.

Im not into messy teeth.

If the grill has spaces and different colors, its not my vibe, he said.

Harry Styles

Yes, Harry Styles is a boy bander and he does have girls throwing themselves at him daily, but he has that grunge vibe thats just so hot right now.

Plus, he has the voice of an angel.

For more infomation >> Celebs who are single but shouldn't be - Duration: 9:47.

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One Subconscious MIND TRICK to Help You MANIFEST WHAT YOU WANT FASTER! (Law of Attraction) - Duration: 6:03.

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HN News - 吉田麻也を脅かす新DFフート　望むはV・ダイクとのコンビ結成「2人ともオランダ人だし……」 - Duration: 3:17.

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Morenita - Beymarie Ft. KingT...

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Christ the Healer Episode 146: Such As I Have - Duration: 28:31.

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Michael Carrick: I could never have dreamed of playing for Manchester United - Duration: 2:46.

Michael Carrick: I could never have dreamed of playing for Manchester United

The England international, 36, was handed a testimonial this summer after 11 years of service at United.

And it seems he didn't believe he'd get the chance to play at Old Trafford, let alone the opportunity to turn out for the 20-time champions of England.

Asked if he ever thought he'd be at United, Carrick told MUTV: We certainly don't take it for granted. To be lucky enough to play for a club like this. when you were little, it's something you couldn't have even dreamed of.

On the other side of it, it's your whole life, it literally takes over your whole life. I think people can underestimate how much it does take over your life; as professionals, we literally give everything for football.

When you go out, people want a piece of you because you play for this great club, so there are two sides to it. But it's all I ever wanted to do, and still is.

Like Ander says, I'm 36 but I don't want it to end because it's so special. Carrick was interviewed alongside fellow United midfielder Ander Herrera, who was asked if he ever imagined playing for them too.

Michael Carrick was handed the Manchester United captaincy by Jose Mourinho this summer.

Michael Carrick has made 459 appearances since joining Manchester United from Tottenham in 2006. The Spaniard said: When I was a kid, I used to watch United games, big teams' games, and I wanted to be there.

Now, I have the chance to be there and play for the greatest club in England and one of the greatest in the world.

I just try to enjoy the moment; every day, I wake up I try to say thank you to all the people who helped me to be here.

I don't want it to finish – both Michael and I love what we do..

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Hyundai i30 1.4i 109pk blue i-Drive Cool - Duration: 1:27.

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Hyundai Atos 1.1I DYNAMIC PRIME - Duration: 0:57.

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Toyota Yaris 1.0 VVT-I LUNA MMT AUTOMAAT | Airco - Duration: 0:50.

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Toyota Verso-S 1.3 VVT-I ASPIRATION | Climate-ctrl | Trekhaak | Camera - Duration: 0:59.

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Subaru Outback 2.5i Aut. LUXURY LPG-g3 - Duration: 0:59.

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Hyundai Tucson 2.0I STYLE WORLD CUP EDITION (142pk) Clima/ Cruise/ LEER!/ Elek. pakket/ LMV/ Mistl./ - Duration: 1:03.

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Dzieci biegały z paralizatorem po parku rozrywki. Zaatakowały 16-latka i uciekły - Duration: 1:07.

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Oh Boy, Free Crap - Duration: 2:49.

(techno music)

- Junk alert.

Gootex is giving away a bunch of free crap in there.

- Free

crap.

(joyous music)

Wow.

- Welcome ma'am would you like a free pen?

- Yes I would.

- Just remember they'll probably

run out of ink in three days.

- That's okay, it's free.

I'd be a fool not to take it.

- We also have free snacks.

- Keep in mind they're not chocolate chip or blueberry,

they're raisin.

- Gross, but it's okay, it's free.

Mini flashlights.

- None of them work.

- Oh but I shan't say no, it is free after all.

And what's this, ugly lanyards.

- Yes ma'am.

- Free right?

- Yes but you really don't have to take them.

- Hallelujah, my lucky day.

I'm sure I'll use this stupid stuff for some stupid thing

at some stupid time.

What of this white out tape.

- It's hard to hold and doesn't really work.

- But free right?

- Yes.

- Say no more.

What about this weird plastic thing?

- Free.

- And this glue scented lip balm?

- Free.

(sniffs)

- And these flimsy sewing kits filled with needles?

- Yes it's free.

Look you really don't have to take all this stuff.

If anything, you probably shouldn't okay.

Most of it is toxic anyway.

It's just easy advertising for us

that will maybe hurt you in the long run.

- But it's free right?

- Yes, it's free.

- Then who cares?

There is so much free crap in the world

that needs a home.

Mini nylon backpacks that can barely

fit a piece of paper, sunglasses that break upon contact,

a Spanish lesson for beginners

that's two hours away from where you live

but I'm definitely still gonna take the class.

I want to give these things a home

because free crap is amazing.

And most of all it's free.

(joyous music)

Wait, what does your company do again?

- We take money from starving children

and use it to pollute rivers.

- But this hat is still free right?

- Yes.

- Cool.

(techno music)

- Rekha.

- Hi, I'm Rekha from College Humor.

Click here to subscribe, click here for other fun stuff

and thank you so much for watching.

I love my job and I'm definitely not trapped in this video.

(techno music)

Things are great.

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Ten Polak ubiera Katy Perry i Shakirę. Poznajcie przystojnego Johnny'ego Wujka - Duration: 1:39.

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LPS MUSIC VIDEO: Carry You Home ❤ Kaylie & Chris #Chraylie - Duration: 3:36.

The perfect summer

is over in a flash and you're on your way

Some part of me

is hoping for tonight, it's not too late

My mind says yes

You've been here for quite some time

But my heart tells me

You should stay a little while

Are we at the end

or are we at the start?

Remember twenty-nine

beats per minute from my heart

Anywhere we go

is where I long to roam

Night or day

I'm taking you all the way

Cause my heart screams

Let me carry you home

Bright lights and colors

Love is for the ones who dare to wait

No use in running

when all I really want

is to make you stay

My mind says yes

You've been here for quite some time

But my heart tells me

You should stay a little while

Are we at the end

or are we at the start?

Remember twenty-nine

beats per minute from my heart

Anywhere we go

is where I long to roam

Night or day

I'm taking you all the way

Cause my heart screams

let me carry you home

We are dreams

We are candles

We are lights

We are believers

We are safe

With each other

But are we at the end

Are we at the end

or are we at the start?

Remember twenty-nine

beats per minute from my heart

Anywhere we go

is where I long to roam

Night or day

I'm taking you all the way

Cause my heart screams

Let me carry you home

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French accent in English - RE#01 Making Of - Duration: 1:01.

I don't know which kind of accent to do

You should do like

very clear English, like no accent

I can't do a clear English with no accent

yes but this is how Romanian people speak

Yes! I know but you are too good in English

What can I say?

And Russian is not OK!

Are you sure that you are speaking about us

Mother Russia!

Mother Russia!

Are you sure that you are speaking about us?

You're sure or you're not sure

It's a bit Arab! No?

You're sure

You're sure or you're not sure

You're sure?

Eu sunt un român din Turkey

Marocco

Marocco

I don't know what to do, I don't know...

Are you sure that you are speaking about us?

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[REACTION] BTS 방탄소년단 'DNA' Official Teaser 1!! - Duration: 5:02.

Hi guys I just reached home

I'm waiting for the teaser to come out!!

So I can make my first ever...

reaction video!!

Actually I'm a bit

uh... awkward

I'm a bit awkward

I usually react to videos well when I'm alone or when I'm with my sister or...

When there is no camera

But since there's a camera right now

Uh I may be kinda awkward but I'll try to ignore the camera

Because then you'll get

genuine reaction which may be very...

embarrassing

I have my laptop here

So I'm ready

Now I'm just waiting for the teaser to come out

Is this my 12th comeback?

Is this BTS' 12th comeback including all the like the-

Just One Day, Rise of Bangtan... Those kind of...

I think it's my 12th comeback

Oh my gosh

3 more minutes!

afydahgdks

2 more minutes!!

2 more minutes!

........

Is it coming to be the same feel as Jimin's teaser?

serendipity?

I cannot read

the Chinese words even though I'm...

Indonesian-Chinese

Qi...

something something something

OH MY GOSH 1MORE MINUTE GUYS

How to- how to say

Qi Cheng

Qi- Qi Cheng

Juan(?) Jie

jie(?)

(more horrible pronunciation)

okay it's 10

okay x 4

it's out guys it's out!

okay x ??

okay x ??? pt.2

so handsome ;;

oh man

you know, I shouldn't feel this way for someone younger than me

oh my gosh suga's blue hair though-

???

(red hair????

that's it-?

noOOooo

oh my gosh, wait, hold on, let me just go back

oh my God

Wait- Did J-Hope have-

red hair before-

(embarrassment)

wait- you guys have no idea how much I like J-Hope's red hair

freaking

fudge, all of them look so good, fudge

oh my gosh

wait lemme just-

go back again

okay- look at Jungkook's hairstyle I just can't

but J-Hope looks the best

To me

Everybody looks good!

Look at Yoongi's blue hair look at

J-Hope's red hair look at

Jin's black hair, Jungkook's freaking hairstyle

V's hairstyle, Jimin's blonde hair he looks like a freaking

he looks like a small kitten

and then Namjoon oh my gosh

his hairstyle oh my gosh

(basically I like it when they show their forehead and a lot of people probably do so as well!)

Okay I think I'm done

I'm sorry I'm

This is my first ever reaction video and this is so short so I don't know if you guys enjoyed it but-

I hope you guys enjoyed it!

I'm a very boring person I'm sorry

But yes! I hope you guys enjoyed it!

I'm really excited for their second teaser or like, their highlight reel

I'm really excited for their highlight reel. I'm excited for their comeback

I hope you enjoyed this video, thank you for watching!

Bye bye!

(so awkward what to do?!?!?!?)

For more infomation >> [REACTION] BTS 방탄소년단 'DNA' Official Teaser 1!! - Duration: 5:02.

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Killer Clown Craze Back After The Release Of It - Duration: 2:33.

The killer clowns are back, and its all thanks to the movie It.

Welcome back to IO, I'm charlotte dobre, and I was not a fan of the killer clown craze

from last year.

And now it seems there are some sick souls out there that are so inspired by the remake

of It, that they are attending the movie wearing a full killer clown costume.

It is based on a Stephen king novel.

Its about a sadistic clown called Pennywise who's daily activities consit of haunting

and tormenting children.

Well as a way to celebrate the reamake of the movie It, theres some pretty creepy clown

related pranks happening right now.

One twitter user posted a picture of a clown that looks just like pennywise with a balloon

sitting in the movie theatre alone.

Last year, reports of killer clown sightings took place across the western world.

The killer clowns would walk around with weapons scaring people, and police departments everywhere

were threatening to arrest them.

There were dozens of reports from the uk, and dozens more in the states.

One woman in the UK was scared so badly by a clown that she went into early labor.

It seems The craze has now returned.

Its not only scary clowns that are tormenting people.

People are going around attaching balloons to storm drains, as somewhat of a way to promte

the movie It. you know, cuz pennywise hangs out in the sewer system.

Red balloons have been spotted in several Australian cities like Sydney and melbourne.

Hey, just so you know, if youre in Australia and you have the bright idea to do this, youre

actually endangering the local wildlife, including platypuses.

When the balloons loose their air, theres a chance that they go through the waterways

and end up hundreds of kilometers away.

Leftover plastic gets picked up by platypus and wildlife, so think before you tie a red

balloon to a storm drain.

So what should you do if you see a killer clown?

Well, firstly, run.

JK, apart from being pretty scared, you'll be fine.

Keep calm and report the incident to authorities.

just keep in mind, no one has been physically harmed by one of these clowns… yet.

K Rxgxn – Charlotte, u make hearing the news fun, one day u and the potatoes will

make everyone watch the news.

Love is for the birds – EEEEW THOSE NAILS DON'T SUIT YOU.

Come at me bro.

Adam Smith – All of us want to smash you.

Even the girls.

Girls smashing is weird.

Do girls smash?

I feel like we mush more than smash.

For more infomation >> Killer Clown Craze Back After The Release Of It - Duration: 2:33.

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DIY Hot Cheetos Smoothie!?!? - Duration: 12:37.

NOT DOING SUBTITLES FOR THIS VIDEO!

For more infomation >> DIY Hot Cheetos Smoothie!?!? - Duration: 12:37.

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How to Download and Install Greenshot - Duration: 2:55.

For more infomation >> How to Download and Install Greenshot - Duration: 2:55.

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Drinking tea in England - Duration: 15:17.

Hi, everyone. In this lesson I'm going to talk to you about drinking tea in England.

You probably know that we drink a lot of tea over here in England, and we have been drinking

tea for a really, really long time. Tea started to come here in the 18th century, and that

was the time when the British were exploring the world and trading, and bringing back...

Bringing back the things that they found in other countries and selling them to people

in England. So tea was once an upper-class drink, and you had to have a lot of money

if you wanted to drink tea. And back then there was a place for you to keep your tea,

it was called a tea caddy, a box, and often they had locks on them because tea was so

expensive back then. Obviously it's a very different story now. It's not like that about

tea. And back then when... In these older times when the upper-class people were drinking

tea, one of the ways for you to display your wealth, and status, and how much money you

had was by investing money in your tea sets, lovely... Lovely little cups that you can

drink your tea from, you drink it very, very slowly and drink your tea like this, and pour

from the teapot ever so slowly. That's how they... Tea was a whole social event back

in the 18th century, and it was a way for women to get together with their friends in

the afternoon and spend time talking, so tea was a... Tea was a big change in the upper-class

culture back then, and ever since those times we've been drinking tea, but now everybody

drinks tea in England. Well, maybe not everybody because it could be the case that the... The

golden years of tea drinking in England are over. The years that tea was the most part

of English culture, because now lots more people drink coffee. And even when I was younger,

like 20 years ago, not so many people drank coffee. And if you go around in London now

you'll see lots and lots of coffee shops everywhere. People do still drink tea, but it seems to

be changing that they drink tea at home or they drink tea at work, but when they're out

walking around or they stop to get a hot drink somewhere, then they drink coffee. So times

are changing in England, but yet it's still very useful for us to know about the language

of drinking tea, and something about the culture of it.

English tea is also an experience that people coming to England like to have as a tourist

experience, so they might want to go out for afternoon tea, which means to go to a lovely

hotel somewhere and have tea. You know, like the old times when they use the teapot and

you drink it all slowly like this, you can still drink like that today in the lovely

hotels that we've got in London. They're very posh. Very posh, expensive hotels. You can

still drink tea that way and it is a really nice experience that I recommend to anyone

if they're coming to England or specifically London on a holiday and you'd like to do something

a bit different.

Okay, so let's start by talking about posh tea. What is it exactly? Now, I know the English

are famous in many countries for ruining their tea, and drinking it in the worst way possible

because in many countries they cannot imagine that people would drink tea with milk in it.

To them it's a disgusting idea. Why would you do that? Well, that's the way most people

drink their tea in England even today. Except if you are very, very posh and you have a

very, very, very expensive tea, then it's probably the case that you don't drink it

with milk. So, instead of having milk tea or milky tea, you drink your tea black just

with the tea leaves, no milk, or you would drink that tea with a slice of lemon. And

if you drink it this way without the milk, some people would say you get more of the

true flavour of the tea and you're not spoiling it with the milk taste.

I already told you that in the old days they drank their tea like this, and they lifted

their finger in the air when they were drinking. It was all so dainty like this. They used

a cup and a saucer. The saucer is here, the cup is here, and when you're carrying... When

you're carrying it, you carry it by the saucer, the bottom, and you try not to spill it. It's

hard. It's hard if you've got shaky hands, so you try not to spill it. But if you're

a lovely lady and you've come from lots of money then you probably don't carry your own

teacup ever, so it's okay.

Next we have milk jug. The milk is in a jug, it's separate. A milk jug, what is a milk

jug like? Looks something like this. Well, that looks like a saucer as well. Milk jug

is like this. So you can decide how much milk you want in your tea. You can pour it in yourself.

Tea leaves is only for posh tea, and the reason is when you make tea from tea leaves it makes

a mess, so obviously you don't want to clean it up yourself, you don't want to create extra

mess if you're making it yourself, so only posh people use tea leaves because also you

need extra equipment. It's not easy to make, and you have to be patient and wait a few

minutes. You need a tea strainer. A tea strainer is something... Something like this. That

looks bigger than it actually is, but it would go... When you're pouring from the teapot

into the cup, the tea strainer catches the tea leaves. Now, if you know what you're doing

then the tea leaves don't go in the cup. But if you don't know what you're doing you'll

make a mess and it might be embarrassing. But the lovely ladies know how to use the

tea strainer, they never get confused.

Next we've got cucumber sandwiches. Cucumber sandwiches, they don't sound very delicious

do they? How to show you what they look like? Right, that's the better way to show you what

they look like. They're triangular sandwiches. Ignore that. In triangle shapes, and you don't...

There's no... You know on a piece of bread this part is the crust, they cut that off.

They only use this part. They waste... I don't know what they do with that. I hope they feed

it to the birds, but you don't... You don't see that part. You just get the lovely sandwich

with a cucumber inside. And I think they... I think they've put salmon and cucumber together,

or they put other things with cucumber. But it's a very light, very... You have your tea,

you eat your sandwich, it's all very nice.

After you can have your scone or your scone, scone or your scone. Scones people like to

eat with jam and cream, or butter. Jam, cream, or butter and jam. Scones are kind of savoury

cake that... It's a heavy cake as well. And when you go to the lovely places to eat your

tea, they're usually really big so they fill you up a lot. And yeah, some people say: "Scones"

and some people say: "Scones". It depends. I say: "Scones". So you can have all this

experience of eating scones, lovely, lovely sandwiches, lovely tea, teapots, you can have

all of this if you go to afternoon tea. Some of the places you can go in London that are

famous are the Ritz Hotel, the Dorchester Hotel, the... You can go to Harrods, the department

store, you can go to Fortnum and Mason which is a famous food department store, so there's

many places you can get it and it's a really nice experience with the tablecloth, and lots

of... Everything done perfectly, and also, this is the best part, if you like champagne,

even though it's called afternoon tea, these days you can have champagne. Okay? So that's

another reason to go to afternoon tea.

But that's not how English people drink tea in their everyday lives - no, no, no, it's

not. They are more likely to drink at home what we call builder's tea. Builders are people

that work on a house and do a practical job, build the house, that kind of thing, repair

the house. Builder's tea is when you make the tea at home by yourself using a teabag.

A teabag, if you haven't already seen it, I'm sure you have, usually in England it looks

like a round shape like that. In a lot of other countries it's more like a little...

A little square bag with a string on it. Right? So you put the bag with the string in the

tea, and you go up and down, up and down, up and down, you take it out. In England in

builder's tea, it's not like that. It's this round teabag you put in the cup, and you must

use a teaspoon to take it out. There's no string. So, builder's tea isn't all lovely

like this, and: "Oh, look at us drinking our tea. Look at us being ladies." Builder's tea

is using a completely different kind of cup for a start; we use mugs. Mugs, they don't

break so easily. Mugs usually have something funny written on them, a joke, or they're

bright colours, or humorous or something, and the builder's tea has... Usually has lots

of sugar in, so someone will have two lumps of sugar or if they really like sugar they'll

have three sugars in their builder's tea. And instead of eating it with scones you eat...

You can dunk... Dunk some biscuits in. Dunk. "Dunk" is a verb. You can dunk in your digestive

biscuits, are the most famous biscuits for eating with tea. Dip it in, eat the biscuit.

So let's look at a dialogue here of drinking tea. If you ever go to the house of an English

person it's polite for you to be offered a hot drink when you're there, so they may say

to you: "Would you like a cuppa"? "Cuppa" means a cup of tea, cup-of-tea, "cuppa". -"Would

you like a cuppa?" -"Ooh. That would be lovely. Mmm, tea." -"Milk and sugar? Milk and sugar?

Milk and sugar? Milk and sugar?" -"Milk and two sugars, please." -"I'll put the kettle

on." Off they go to make the tea. You're probably only getting builder's tea in this house today.

Or someone might ask you, instead of saying: "Would you like a cuppa?" they'll say: "How

do you take your tea?" They're already going to make you tea. "How do you take your tea?"

And this is when you tell me: Do you want milk, do you want sugar, do you like it strong,

do you like it weak? If you... If you like the teabag in just really, really quickly

and taken out, so the tea is not very dark, and perhaps if you're going to have a lot

of milk in it as well, you say: "I like my tea weak as dishwater. I like my tea weak

as dishwater." Although here we have a bit of a language debate happening because some

people say it's meant to be they mean: "I like my tea dull as dishwater..." They say:

"I like my tea dull as ditchwater." Okay? They sound similar, don't they? "Dishwater",

"ditchwater". So we've heard it so much nobody knows which is the right way you're meant

to say it. To my mind this makes more sense: "Weak as dishwater" because dishwater is when

you're cleaning your plates, when you're washing up, it's that water that's left, slightly

grey, dirty-looking kind of water, that's what you get left. "Ditchwater", a "ditch"

is in the countryside... In the countryside, here's the road, here's the edge of the road,

here's the field. This is the field, here. The ditch is the place between the road and

the field, and the ditch is like this. So when it rains water comes in here, so that's

also a dirty kind of water. So, how do you take your tea? You decide, either weak as

dishwa... Weak as dishwater or dull as ditchwater. "Dull" means not bright, not shiny. And, yeah,

people disagree what's the right answer for that.

So, thank you for watching today's lesson. What you can go and do now is the quiz on

drinking tea in England, and I'll see you again soon. Bye.

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"Keeping House" When You Work Long Hours | Are There Enough Hours In The Day? - Duration: 5:37.

Today, I want to tell you the story of somebody who works hard but is frustrated

beause they feel like that work is getting in the way of all of the other things they want to do.

And not even exciting things, but things like housework, errands…

basic, everyday chores and responsibilities.

Let's go.

[music]

Hi guys, it's Laura from 'How To Get Your Shit Together'

and I help you get organised, get motivated, and avoid doing ALL THE THINGS at once.

Let's talk about a doctor I know.

She spends long hours looking after and caring for others.

Her working days are easily 12 hours long, and that is 7 days a week.

Not only that, but even when she is "off the clock" she is still on-call more often than not

so, for those nights, she sleeps where she works.

Sometimes it's a quiet night and she can sleep straight through

but often she is up 2, 3, 4, maybe even more times during the night,

tending to people who are sick or uncomfortable or are facing some difficulty or another.

And then she gets up very early the next morning to do it all again.

The good news is that it's not forever.

Each year brings her closer to the point where she will have a little bit more control over her working hours.

There will be a reduction in her workload.

But right now she has to put in the work and pay her dues.

Sometimes, she gets the odd afternoon off,

or, sometimes, she might find someone to cover her shift so that she can take a long weekend.

Those are blissful but infrequent times and she is often on the verge of burnout.

She gives so much of herself that she is running on empty.

There is nothing left in the tank.

Each day brings new challenges and unexpected problems.

Overall, she finds the work very rewarding

but in the day-to-day, it takes its toll.

She sent me a message recently and she was very upset.

Her house was a bit of a mess, she was falling behind on laundry,

she didn't have the time to cook herself proper meals.

She wasn't able to do everything and, as a result, she felt like a failure.

What would you say to her?

Would you say, "Suck it up.

You're just being lazy.

If you really tried, you could get all that extra stuff done.

If you really wanted to, you could catch up on all your housework.

Organise your time a bit better."

Or would you tell her it's OK?

It's OK to have a few piles of laundry. It's OK to have some dirty dishes in the sink.

She's taking care of others.

She's in a particularly busy period of her life right now, but it won't last forever.

It's OK to prioritise sleeping and resting and taking care of herself as much as she can

over pushing herself past her limits.

Her house doesn't have to be perfect.

She is doing a wonderful thing by taking care of others and, after that, her priority should be herself, not her house.

Once her space is sanitary, she shouldn't worry about it too much.

Now replace the word 'doctor' with 'mother'.

She works long hours caring for others.

She's on call most nights.

She sleeps where she works.

She barely gets any time off and, even when she does, she feels like she can't fully relax.

I get so many messages from other mothers who feel like a failure just because their house isn't pristine.

Because they struggle to find time to run errands and to wash and clean and scrub and fold.

I don't know why it is, and I am guilty of this myself, in spades,

but we don't accept that motherhood is work.

Looking after children is not only a full-time job, it is one where you work overtime every single day.

You're on call every single night.

You often work without a break.

You sometimes forego food so that somebody else can eat.

You're on your feet most of the day.

It is physically, mentally, and emotionally draining.

In fact, if it were an actual employment position,

it would be illegal.

Never feel that you are not doing enough.

You are doing much more than you think you are.

You're working in every department — catering, accounting, chauffering, admin, cleaning, repairs & maintenance, HR...

If you were a company, you would be doing the job of everybody,

from the janitor, the night watchman,

to the office staff, to the CEO.

You don't need to feel bad because you can't take on extra work.

If everyone is alive and well, it doesn't matter that last night's dishes are still in the sink

or that you still have to scale Mount Laundry.

You can't do everything, but you do enough.

Give this video a thumbs up if you are a mother who needed reminding that

even though you are a one-woman band, or maybe even part of a duet,

that does not mean that you need to play all of the instruments.

Just play the ones you have as best you can.

Or if you know a mother, please share this video with her so that she knows she doesn't have to be the whole orchestra.

Until next time, spend a sneaky extra minute or two in the bathroom to give yourself a bit of a break.

Go raibh míle maith agaibh agus feicfidh mé sibhse go luath. Slán.

[music]

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LARP Box Unboxing | Rangers | Box 006 - Duration: 12:32.

Guess what, guys?

LARP Box!

Hi there, everybody.

My name is Thyanel, and it is time for another unboxing.

You know, it occurs to me that it has been awhile since I posted anything that wasn't

just a stream archive.

I really need to get better at that.

But, for now, we just have an unboxing, and, yes, it is time once again for the LARP Box.

So if you guys have missed previous times I've unboxed this and are wondering what the

heck the LARP Box actually is, LARP Box is a monthly subscription box created by LARPers

for LARPers.

There are three tiers of subscription you can get.

There's LARP Tees, which is basically just a t-shirt themed around whatever the theme

for the month is.

There is the standard LARP Box, which is what I'm going to be unboxing here today, and there

is also the Legendary LARP Box.

That gives you things like armor and weapons and generally higher priced items.

And as amazing as that is, I can't afford it.

I really want to.

One day, maybe.

One day, but for now, the standard suits me just fine.

I'm actually very excited about this one because the theme for this box is the Rangers box.

Typically, rangers aren't the sort of character I feel like I would personally play, but I

have been getting into the idea of archery lately, and archery as it would be treated

in LARP in general.

Not that every ranger character is an archer, but regardless of whether your character is

an archer or not, this box contains items to help you get started with your ranger kit.

Equally exciting is that a lot of the items in this and the Legendary Box are items that

the creator of LARP Box, Bart Brizee, actually uses in his ranger kit, so I'm really curious

as to what all is going to be in here.

So let's crack the box open and see what we've got.

As always, I have already cut the tape on here so you guys don't see me struggling with

opening the actual box.

It's packed pretty tight.

Oh!

Okay.

This is what we have immediately when we open the box.

Our "About the Items" scroll is directly on top which is very nice.

I'm not actually going to be looking at this unless there's anything that I'm confused

about because this is me and I like flying blind.

Plus, I feel like it makes my reactions a little more genuine.

First off, we have a--

A Clif Bar.

Not really what I was expecting to find in this box, and now I have to refer back to

the sheet because I really want to know his reasoning for throwing this in there.

"Keep up your energy! Probably best to take the bar out of the wrapper when you're in an in-game setting."

Handy, I guess, if you're going to be running around the woods all the time.

Oh, you are kidding.

[laughs]

Oh, this is beautiful!

Okay, one second, I need to unwrap this.

Guys.

Guys.

[screams]

Whenever I get the standard box, I am never expecting to get anything resembling actual

weaponry in here, so this is a very pleasant surprise.

If there was anything on the label to indicate where the heck this came from, I do not know.

Once again, I actually need to refer to the card.

I was hoping -- I don't know how well you guys can see it -- this little marking over

here would help tell me who made this thing, but sadly, no.

There doesn't seem to be a core in here.

It's definitely foam, though.

I think.

It's very flexible and soft.

Let's see what it is.

This is an Epic Armoury Woodsman Knife.

This is amazing, and it needs to come with me everywhere.

Obviously, it's very, very flexible.

Like I said, there's zero core in here whatsoever, so in that sense, it's good if you wanted

to throw it or if you just want a small knife with you while you sleep.

Very flexible.

Very squishy.

I will need to look this knife up later on Epic Armoury to see if there are any specific

care instructions.

I don't know if this is made with latex or if this is foam or what.

I know Epic Armoury does have some latex weapons, and I don't know if this counts.

But this is absolutely gorgeous and not at all what I was expecting to find in this LARP Box.

Thank you very much, Bart.

I kind of love this thing.

Next item on our list is this tiny leather pouch that I'm kind of in love with.

It's knotted shut.

It can actually expand to hold a lot more than you'd think it would just from its small

size.

I probably would try to keep it that small, though, because you don't want things to fall

out of it.

This is made by the good folks of-- I'm going to butcher the pronunciation and I am really

sorry because French is not my first language.

But this is made by the good folks of Les Artisans d'Azure.

The first LARP Box I ever got which was when I backed the Kickstarter actually had an item

from Les Artisans d'Azure in it.

I don't remember if it was the sword frog or the pouch, but this is another one to add

to my collection!

I think this one would primarily be for LARP currency.

Our-- oh, geez.

So next up, we have this giant thing.

Hold on. Let me stand up so you guys can get a better idea of how big this is.

This is very simply referred to as the Ranger Stuff Sack on our "About the Items" list.

This is a simple sack to hold traveling essentials like a canvas tarp, a wool blanket, cooking

gear, or whatever.

It can be tied up and slung on your back.

This is really cool.

There is -- I don't know how well you guys are going to be able to see this, but I'm

going to try to show you anyway -- this triple crown either drawn or stamped onto this fabric.

I don't know what this is made out of.

It's very heavy, very sturdy, and durable.

I feel like this is the sort of thing that's going to stick with you for a very long time.

Sadly, the About the Items sheet doesn't tell me who made it, so I have no idea.

But this is just a sort of camping essential I can see anybody getting a lot of good use

out of whether you're a LARPer or not, whether you play a ranger or not, so this is actually

really cool.

I'm completely surprised right now.

There is no card for a LARP of the month or anything like there have been in previous boxes.

I don't know if that's because there isn't one LARP that links all rangers or not.

The last item we have here is the t-shirt that I'm going to show you guys right now.

This shirt was actually designed by Bart Brizee himself.

I love the deer skull motif and I love the antlers.

They sort of remind me of branches, too, which is really nice.

Definitely ties into the whole ranger theme.

Usually right now, this would be the part where I would tell you guys what my favorite

item in this box was, but, honestly, I loved everything.

Despite the fact that the theme was Rangers, everything in here is so useful for any kind

of character, and I really do like that about this particular LARP Box.

If you were going to twist my arm, though, I think my favorite item in this entire box

would probably be the Woodsman Knife.

I keep picking it up and playing with it.

I have never had a small knife like this, so this is actually a lot of fun for me.

It does look really realistic, though.

If I didn't know I could bend this, part of me might actually think it's real, which is

always a key with LARP weaponry, I think.

A close second, though, would definitely have to go to this pouch.

I don't have a pouch that actually looks like this, so this is actually really nice.

Did you guys get this box?

Did you get a Legendary LARP Box?

If you did, please leave a comment down below.

Tell me what your favorite items were.

If you guys are interested in getting a LARP Box of your very own, you can go to LARPBox.com

and sign up today.

Despite the image that is probably going to be showing up in this video, the next box

that you guys can actually sign up for is the Vampire box.

If you are a LARPer who LARPs in the world of Vampire: The Masquerade, or you go to the

Convention of Thorns out in, I believe, Poland, which is another one done by Dziobak Studios,

that is definitely a box you are not going to want to miss out on.

I will leave a link down below in the description box so you guys can pick one up if you are

so inclined.

If you liked what you saw here and you want to see either more LARP-related content or

just somebody playing games ridiculously, please hit that subscription button.

Become part of our little family over here.

If you enjoyed this video, please hit that like button if you enjoyed it, or give it

a thumbs down if you didn't.

Who am I to judge what you're going to do?

And I will see you all next time.

Bye!

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No Egos – Athletes Unfiltered - Duration: 0:47.

I used to always think that runners were this weird, exclusive, elite group of people.

You worry that you are going to be the slowest,

and that by being the slowest, everybody is going to hate you.

It just seems that, when you say athlete, I think of someone that has been training their whole life,

because I don't feel like an athlete. I just run for fun.

You don't have to do a mile, or two miles, to classify yourself as a runner,

just run down the road to the end of the block or something.

Just have fun with it.

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No Paddock #1 | com Cacá Bueno | #SennaTV - Duration: 6:03.

AT THE PADDOCK

Cacá, you're holding a racing suit. I know all about it,

but tell us what why you're here today,

bringing us this special gift.

This the suit I wore in Rio Grande do Sul, at the race

in which we made a homage, along with the Institute,

to the 30th anniversary of Ayrton's first win, in Monaco.

We've made a racing suit just like the one he wore at the time of that amazing victory.

I wore the suit and I drove the car, as everybody saw it on the track.

Now i'm bringing the suit to the Institute so it can be auctioned.

It's an honor. It's an immense joy.

Everyone from my generation, probably from all generations,

holds Ayrton as the greatest idol in motor sports.

Not just motor sports, but Brazilian sports in general.

He's a national character.

And to make something with the Institute, an official homage,

with the Institute's logo, with Ayrton's signature,

was very moving.

I have no doubt that's a story I'll be telling my grandkids.

The day I had the honor and the pleasure of wearing these colors,

of displaying his signature,

of having the Brazilian stripes on my helmet and my car, just like Ayrton did.

He transcends generations, it's a story we'll keep telling.

My 4-year-old already knows who Ayrton Senna was.

He plays with toy cars and talks about Ayrton.

So, it brings back memories of when I was a kid and used to meet him at the go-kart track.

He was a close friend of my dad's. I was a child, so there wasn't a lot of interaction.

I'm donating it, but I want to keep it.

I've heard Ayrton gave you a pair of gloves.

He encouraged you. What was it like to have Ayrton as a "cool uncle"

who made you want to drive race cars?

I don't think I had a clear idea of what Ayrton really was.

The closeness made me see him as a regular guy, an uncle.

And I lost those gloves.

-Come on, Cacá! -I'm mad I don't have them anymore.

He was friends with my dad, we went to his house in Angra in the Summer.

But today I was looking for a picture and I don't have any pictures with him.

THIS IS THE ONLY PICTURE OF CACÁ WITH AYRTON

Vettel said something about social media.

He said, "I don't get why people want to take pictures with their idols and stuff,

if we can have so many experiences and memories

which can be much more valuable than any picture".

I think that in your case, Cacá, the experiences are the most important thing.

I held his trophy when he won at Interlagos.

He was tired, and he was going to give me a ride.

I mean, he was going to give my dad a ride and I was there.

He gave me the trophy and said, "Hold it, kid".

And I carried the F1 trophy for first place at Interlagos.

He used to stay at our home during the start of his F1 career

when they had tire tests at Jacarepaguá.

We lived close to the circuit and it was much more comfortable.

And I remember that. I was really young.

I had no idea it was such a big deal.

One day, my mom said: "You're sleeping early tonight. Don't leave the bedroom,

Because Ayrton and Xuxa are having dinner with us". I was like: "No way, mom".

Come on, wait up.

-You were what? Ten? -Ten, eleven, twelve?

Xuxa was the queen of kids, at the time.

I was a little older than that. There was no way I was falling asleep that night.

It was impossible.

As kids, we wanted to sneak into the living room, and we tried.

Until she gave up and said: "Okay, you have five minutes to talk to the grown-ups.

In which ways does Ayrton still inspire you when you drive a Stock Car, for instance?

Dedication.

I'm sure I'm not as dedicated as he was, no one is.

And that brings back memories.

I always talk about the things I saw first hand.

During the Summer, no matter how hot it was, he went running on that pier,

to prepare himself.

He was always dedicated, he always wanted more.

Losing was unacceptable, he was obsessed with winning.

So, his constant work in search of perfection is a lesson for any driver.

Don't get comfortable with losing and also don't get comfortable with winning.

You have to want more.

He was obsessed with winning, but in a positive way. He wanted to be a winner.

That's it, guys,. I hope you've enjoyed our chat with Cacá Bueno

and there was a final surprise to Cacá. I'll play the video for you.

Hi, honey.

I know what it meant for you to drive that car, honoring your greatest idol, Ayrton Senna.

And I've decided to surprise you. I gave the winning bid on the racing suit.

It's my gift to you, because I know how much you'll enjoy having it forever.

That's gotta be against the rules.

I'm kidding. It was such a surprise he cried on air, during the taping.

More important than the auction, and the fact that I've won it,

is the action itself, right?

We're keeping Ayrton's memory alive, and it was fantastic.

We've talked a lot about that, it was fantastic.

And now, besides all the things I've kept in my memories,

this time I have an object to keep at my home,

and I'm going to cherish it.

-Thank you guys Thanks, Cacá. -No problem.

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MODESTY BLAISE 1966 Fumetti Neri, English Subtitles - Duration: 1:58:53.

Mmm.

Thank you.

Read this to me, please.

"Scorpio... not like you to be lazy...

"but today it is an effort to exert yourself.

"Best to turn your attention to anything new...

"as this will be a stimulant.

Don't take a partner for granted. "

Ah.

Here's what I want packed.

The list of my...

accessories.

Oh!

Idiot! That one's at the cleaners.

Oh!

♪ Modesty ♪

♪ Modesty ♪

♪ She is the shadow on your bedroom wall ♪

♪ She is the dream you never found ♪

♪ But then you find no time to dream at all ♪

♪ Whenever Modesty's around ♪

♪ Modesty ♪

♪ Modesty ♪

♪ She'll strike you dumb with just a single glance ♪

♪ Or just a single glancing blow ♪

♪ Exactly why she slays so many men ♪

♪ No man alive will ever know ♪

♪ Modesty ♪

♪ Modesty ♪

♪ She'll turn your head ♪

♪ Though she might use a judo hold ♪

♪ And on her shoulders ♪

♪ A chip made of solid gold ♪

♪ If you're a master of the underworld ♪

♪ You'll be accepted in her queue ♪

♪ She is the perfect mistress of her art ♪

♪ She is the perfect mistress too ♪

♪ Modesty ♪

♪ Modesty ♪

Modesty Blaise?

Why on earth do we need Modesty Blaise?

We have our very best man on the job.

Oh, dear me. That's bad luck.

No use crying over spilt milk.

The diamonds must be got through to the sheik.

Hear! Hear!

Hear! Hear!

We've no alternative. We must have Modesty Blaise.

With your permission, sir...

a massive military maneuver to impress the enemy.

Hear! Hear!

Hear! Hear!

Fine. You don't even know who the enemy is.

And if the wrong people heard about it...

the sheik would lose his head.

We'll lose the oil concession.

Tarrant, who was that young person...

that you suggested?

The young lady's name, Minister...

is Modesty Blaise.

Ha ha! Use a thief to catch a thief.

You won't be able to persuade her, Tarrant.

She's retired, with a large fortune...

and planning to get married.

David will never forgive me for this.

You're fond of him?

He's the sort of man I could marry.

Modesty Blaise somebody's private property?

Never.

You appreciate, Miss Blez...

Blaise, sir.

Blaise... that what you are seeing is top-secret.

That is the kingdom of Casara...

Masara, sir.

Masara... scarcely large enough to be on the map.

About the size of England and Wales.

We turned everything over to the natives 10...

15.

15 years ago.

Since then, of course...

the place has gone to seed.

- The revolution, led by the sheik's first cousin...

Second cousin.

Second cousin... a man who claims...

to be a trade unionist.

Right-wing, of course.

Ah, that's the sheik himself.

Retired cutthroat called Abu Tahir.

I know him well.

Do you?

What do you want me to do?

For practical purposes...

Abu Tahir is a democrat...

and we support him.

In exchange for a small oil concession...

we are sending him a small contribution.

You have very pretty ears.

What sort of contribution?

£50,000 in diamonds.

Millions, Minister.

Millions, millions.

Who's trying to stop the shipment?

That is what we want you to find out.

It should be easy for you...

with your connections in the world of crime.

Adventure, surely.

Adventure.

If I help you, you will trust me completely.

You'll give me all the information.

Every bit, of course.

If you deceive me, I may take your diamonds.

Ha ha!

I take my fee in Swiss francs in advance...

and I want Willie Garvin.

Who's Willie Garvin?

No, Modesty.

Who's Willie Garvin?

I won't do it without Willie.

We've already checked on your Willie.

If you're prepared to transport yourself to South America...

cross two rivers full of alligators...

hack your way through a jungle...

and then seduce a military governor...

well, uh, perhaps.

Hello.

Hello, Willie.

Princess. Don't go away, love.

I am talking to a man who says you are in South America.

For you, I've just come back.

Doing anything, Willie?

Nah. Near nothing as makes no difference.

Oy! Let go.

Where is the fire, princess?

Are you free?

As a bird. What makes you think different?

I thought you spoke to someone.

Nah! Only to you.

Can you come now?

Now, yesterday, tomorrow...

You name it.

Now, Willie. I want you to come now.

'Course. I'm chuffed, princess.

I hate laying about, don't I?

Now? Why not?

Bye!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

I don't know how much you know about Arab etiquette...

but the one thing to avoid above all is familiarity.

Ah! These chaps are as proud as Lucifer...

and a woman amongst Muslims...

has to be particularly careful.

- Bam! - Wham!

Thank you, ma'am!

Ha ha ha!

Sir George.

Uh, Sir Gerald.

It is the Muslims who must be careful with Modesty Blaise.

Entrez-vous, Sir Gerald.

He is here...

My son Modesty...

who is also my daughter.

I might have known you two would know each other.

Know each other? She is my son.

There must have been a technical problem or two.

Faith, Sir Gerald, can move mountains.

These are the sons of my body.

Sir Gerald.

Once upon a time...

a little girl comes to Masara...

all bones and eyes...

fierce and proud, like a...

like a...

eaglet.

With claws like so...

too fierce to be a daughter.

He made me his son and taught me how to fight.

After our country got independence...

a couple of idiot relatives of mine...

decided to move in and take over things.

Naturally, I sent for Modesty.

She came like a shot with Willie Garvin.

What a character!

Terrific guy!

We must take you grouse shooting this autumn.

A little present for you, my son.

For me?

It will help you in your work.

Ahh!

The most beautiful thing I've ever seen!

It's not functional, of course?

No, no, no, no! Don't, please!

It's pointing directly at Buckingham Palace!

Come, Modesty. We'll try the other window.

There's a better view from there.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

We're alone.

Modesty, who is the enemy?

I don't know yet.

There's only one man who would dare to steal from Abu Tahir.

But Gabriel is dead.

He's home, Mr. McWhirter.

Aye. On time, as usual.

McWhirter speaking. McWhirter speaking.

He is home.

He is home.

Dear Clara Fothergill.

Three and four.

One and two...

and three and four.

One and two...

and three and four!

You may rest.

It's your own fault, Basilio.

You eat too much.

Weakling!

Ugh!

Glad to have you back, Mr. Gabriel. How was the trip?

Tedious.

London was lucrative...

but Scotland remains the bastion...

of bonny-bred bluebell boredom.

We were nine for dinner.

A criminologist...

rather overeager...

with a floral tie and dandruff.

We talked about Gabriel.

He said that Gabriel had the only true criminal mind.

His only motive was malice.

Rather unkind.

Mamma was most amused...

and very condescending to me, as usual.

You know, McWhirter, one of these days...

I shall have to tell her who I am.

We've got the clown who tried to betray us.

Betray? We use overdramatic language.

"Gave us away" is quite enough.

Who do you mean... Crevier?

Aye. He arrived air freight from Amsterdam.

C.O.D.

Poor Crevier.

He suffers quite frightfully from cramp.

How delightful!

Ah! Enter Mrs. Fothergill.

Well, it's about time.

How are your tiny ones?

Mmm, not in shape, I fear.

Basilio manufactures carbohydrates!

Gabriel, you promised me Crevier.

That clown!

You promised!

You practically promised.

Si tu veux, cherie, mais va doucement.

Pas devant mes domestiques.

Now, you know I don't understand a word of your French.

Mrs. Fothergill has been restless...

in your absence, sir.

In the full moon, I fear for me life.

Quite without reason, McWhirter.

She wouldn't waste her energies on you.

Have you worked out the latest figures?

Aye.

The books look just fine at the moment.

Then I should allow a separate contingency of £50,000.

What for?

Modesty Blaise.

Is she with us?

No, alas.

Against us once again.

The totals for the month are rather below average.

On the other hand, the accounts for your trip...

are rather disquieting.

For example, sex in June... £30,000.

You've no sense of the true value of money, McWhirter.

Nevertheless, it all affects the final balance sheet.

I'm happy to say, on the other hand...

that the total for death...

is only £2, 17 and sixpence...

Crevier not included.

Yet.

You're not concentrating, McWhirter.

Come sit here in this chair.

How did you explain Crevier to the friar?

I told him he was an atomic scientist...

caught selling secrets in the public loo...

in the Piazza di Spagna.

Did he believe you?

He said he wasn't born yesterday.

If I may quote Merritt and Sykes...

Must you?

"Faulty financial analysis...

is a very common occurrence. "

"Where the financial implications of a project...

"have not been fully thought out...

some items in the investment...

"or some of the cash advantages...

may have been omitted. "

Carry on, McWhirter.

"Or the financial analysis...

"may have been performed in a way...

"that arbitrarily presents projects...

"in an unjustifiably attractive...

or unattractive way. "

"This is inevitably the consequence...

"of using crude methods...

such as the payback. "

If you knock down the value of the diamonds...

by another million or two in disposal...

it will leave your property only...

We're not in this for the money.

Then what, may I ask, are...

Dear Clara.

Have you ever wondered about Mr. Fothergill?

I am Mr. Fothergill.

This is the tallest building in Amsterdam.

I hope you enjoy your visit.

I'm looking forward to meeting this Modesty Blaise.

You warned immigration, of course.

Yes. She's not very popular with them.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Danke.

What on earth is Modesty Blaise...

doing in Rotterdam, Tarrant?

Amsterdam, Minister.

Amster... Rotter...

She's a decoy, Minister...

a decoy.

Honolulu.

The Maharajah's snuffbox.

Dublin. Ah.

Murder.

Well, Tarrant. Now, what on earth is Modesty Blaise...

doing on a canal boat?

Our new man is making contact...

through a mysterious third party, Minister.

Does she know that the diamonds...

are really on the Tyboria, Tarrant?

Oh, no, Minister.

We don't trust her. We merely use her.

"If you deceive me...

I may take your diamonds. "

- Ha ha! - Ha ha!

In front of you, you'll see ships...

from all over the world.

Tyboria, port of London...

Lisbon, Catania, Beirut.

A gauche, vieil Tyboria...

un cargo de Londres...

Lisbonne, Catania, Beyrouth...

Sorry about the explosion.

It doesn't happen every day.

I don't come every day.

Perhaps you will recommend us to your friends.

Maybe.

74 Haarlemmstraat, apartment C.

Tarrant, did you warn Miss Blaise...

about pushing doorbells in Amsterdam?

Good heavens!

♪ Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da ♪

♪ Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da... ♪

Pacco.

No.

Willie Garvin?

♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da ♪

♪ Da-da-da da-da-da-da-da... ♪

Danke.

Thank you.

Danke.

♪ Da-da-da ♪

♪ Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da ♪

What on earth...

is Willie Garvin doing, Tarrant?

Collecting canaries.

Canaries?

Criminal slang, Minister.

Canaries are birds that sing.

Birds are...

Oh, never mind. Never mind!

Mesdames et messieurs, bonsoir.

Ladies and gentlemen, good evening.

Signore e signori, buona sera.

Introduciamos lo spettacolo di magica...

con la bella Melina.

And now, ladies and gentlemen...

I would like to introduce...

the charming, the beautiful...

Nicole!

Ladies and gentlemen...

now I'm going to introduce to you...

the best trick of the 20th century.

Mesdames, mademoiselles, et messieurs...

maintenant, quand on va montrer les oeufs...

voulez-vous, s'il vous plait, regarder I'oeuf...

et le signore avec un crayon noir?

Ca c'est le meilleur trick du vingtieme siecle.

How's it going, love?

Willie.

Come and tell me later.

I'm at 6 Bummstraat.

Ow!

Ahh!

Ow!

Mais, c'est mon cher Paul, dis-donc!

Jacquelyn?

That's not bloody funny. What are you doing here?

Oh, no.

It's Modesty Blaise.

Jacquelyn, you're not Modesty Blaise?

I thought you'd be pleased.

After Paris?

We weren't on the same side then.

Are we now?

Paris was a long time ago.

Only three years.

Only?

Three years, two months...

4 days, and 25 minutes.

You two-faced, cold-blooded, calculating...

Not cold blood, please.

Well, who cares?

O.K., then, Modesty Blaise.

What the hell did you do to the lights?

Nothing. I thought...

Even in our world...

fuses have been known to blow from natural causes.

Jacquelyn.

Modesty.

Mmm.

Were you deceiving me all the time in Paris?

Do you think I can control my heartbeats?

Quite probably.

I ought to strangle you.

Try.

Oh!

How do you get it off?

So is this bird about to talk?

Canary about to sing, Minister.

Well, Garvin is working on that assumption.

I hope it is not her swan song.

Heh!

Very sinister, Minister.

Now, how did you get it on?

Mmm.

Hmm?

How are you sending the diamonds?

By RAF aircraft from Schiphol...

at 10:00 tomorrow night.

Mmm.

Sounds like a very good plan.

Oh, I'm glad you approve.

Mmm.

Modesty.

Hmm?

Where did you go that last day in Paris...

when you said you were going to Balenciaga?

Christian Dior.

Where did you go that day in Rome...

when you told me you were going to Rio?

Huh?

Eh?

Oh, uh, Buenos Aires.

You're so cruel.

Who does Pacco take his orders from?

I don't know.

A bird.

You're so cruel.

Cruel? I haven't touched you yet.

No.

Fothergill speaking. Fothergill speaking.

Fothergill speaking. Fothergill speaking.

Tell Gabriel to get out of bed.

Modesty's in bed with Englishman.

Willie is in bed with Nicole.

What makes you think so?

Gabriel's dead.

Did you see the body?

If you say it's Gabriel, then it's Gabriel.

Woman's intuition.

Salaud!

All I said was "woman's intuition. "

What's the matter with that?

Salaud!

Now, stop acting like a bloody-minded female!

Aah!

O.K., it was Gabriel! It was Gabriel!

It was Gabriel! It was Gabriel!

It was Gabriel!

Ahh.

Now... I'm hungry.

You peasant.

All right. I'll see what I can find.

Aah!

♪ Ba-da-da-dee-doo... ♪

Modesty Blaise?

Pacco here.

Yes.

We have got Modesty Blaise.

Ah! Well done.

Five minutes late, Pacco.

You want Garvin?

Are you still underbudget?

If you haven't got them both...

you haven't got either.

You're a fool, Pacco.

Come on.

Ha ha ha ha!

So you'll ask him over?

You're giving the party.

Ha ha!

We catch them...

and that Fothergill woman...

catch the fun.

She knows. She always knows.

She's got an instinct for it.

Hello, princess.

I need you here, Willie.

She needs me here. Where are you?

Haarlemmstraat, 74.

Apartment C.

Apartment C. It can't wait...

about 15 minutes, can it?

No. Now.

Hey, will you stop that?

Listen, what about tomorrow?

Not here.

Where?

Uh... I don't know. Anywhere.

The old market.

Doll's House.

Now, listen. Get Pacco talking, O.K.?

Twist him around them little pins of yours...

and keep him spinning.

Uh... just like you do with me.

Oh!

Don't let it get cold.

Hello, Garvin.

Are you buying or selling?

I'm giving it away, actually.

Like you'd have to.

Garvin, that car's been over there...

for 10 minutes with its engine running.

Garvin.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Ha ha ha!

Mmm.

I say, Garvin, that was a bloody close shave.

If you'd been late...

Somebody had to take a chance...

and I'm chicken.

Well, that's well-known, isn't it?

Oh!

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Ahh!

Faith, hope, and charity.

The wages of sin.

At least we're keeping her busy.

But you must decide what to do...

about Pacco's girl Nicole.

What have I done to deserve this?

Everyone in my organization...

behaves as if she was Mata Hari or something.

He asks for instructions.

It's too expensive.

Is he making the decisions now?

No, Clara.

No.

You know, McWhirter...

that woman has no sense of the value of human life.

Buon giorno, Fidello.

Good morning.

Arrivederci.

McWhirter...

take a letter to Pacco.

My dear Pacco...

the few of us who are responsible...

for the lives of so many...

bear a very heavy burden.

No. Carry a great weight.

A good general weeps...

when he is forced to send his troops into action...

and the tears of the widows...

Widows and orphans.

And the tears of the widows and orphans...

are his tears too.

Ohh.

Lost the thread.

- Nicole. - Oh, yeah.

Send a cable. Dear Pacco...

if the girl is alive tomorrow night, you won't be.

That's better, and cheaper too.

A bit crude.

Let's start again.

Pacco will understand.

Hmm. I suppose so.

He reads the comic strips.

No!

Aah!

Let me see.

It hurts.

Tell Willie...

Gabriel.

Oh.

Ah!

Willie... it's Gabriel.

So far, so good.

But no sign of Modesty.

I told her it would be 10:00.

She's not the sort who can resist temptation.

You should know.

Hmm.

Are you afraid she'd steal those empty boxes?

Heh heh heh!

Do you ski?

No.

Do you?

No.

G- control. Bravo Fox Trot.

G- control. Bravo Fox Trot.

G- control receiving you.

We are now in jet-stream conditions...

at 50,000 feet.

Estimate Beirut in 21/2 hours' time.

The pilot's got a charming voice.

About 35, I should say, wouldn't you?

Any dependents?

Just a wee minute.

Oh, here we are.

Squadron leader Latham of Woking, Surrey.

Hmm!

I very much fear he is married...

with two bairns, 6 and 9.

I was afraid of that.

Strauss!

- Yes, sir. - Is rocket base Ladino ready?

- Standing by, sir. - Good.

Yes?

Rocket base Ladino...

estimates 2 minutes, 23 seconds.

Thank you.

Oh, McWhirter...

the moment I always dread in these cases...

To light the fuse...

to push the button...

to squeeze the trigger.

Such exquisite torture.

We're all relying on you, sir.

Yes, torture.

Strauss!

Sir.

Tell Ladino rocket base...

go!

Jawohl, sir.

Ha ha ha!

Rocket base Ladino, all systems go.

Do you skate?

Skate?

When I was a child...

my parents took me tobogganing.

Oh!

Ah.

Hello?

Hello?

Do you hear me?

Hello?

Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.

A father of two children...

probably with a split-level house in Woking...

and a rubber plant in the lounge.

No.

Why can't they be bachelors?

I'll get that bloody friar for playing scales...

in the middle of the night.

Sets my Presbyterian teeth on edge.

Religious intolerance, McWhirter.

Shouldn't we mourn them...

regardless of race or color or creed?

Rocket base Ladino reports seeing four parachutes open.

How marvelous! Wonderful!

Why four?

Those planes carry four.

Well, I didn't know that.

Tell the friar to play a te deum.

For what shall he give thanks for?

For me, of course!

Tyboria.

Lisbon, Catania, Beirut.

Well, I couldn't help it.

Tell me...

Hmm?

When did you discover...

that the, uh, plane was a blind?

Did it work?

Yes, it did.

They swallowed the bait...

and shot down the plane.

I'm afraid it's just a little warm.

I've been watching you, so I trust you.

Where are you going?

Bed.

Modesty, I...

I don't...

I mean...

I can't.

Thank you, Weng. How is everything?

All circuits are go-go.

Very well, miss, thank you.

Sweet. Sweet, isn't he?

Yeah.

"Sorry, darling. "

Modesty.

"Sorry, darling," it says here.

"You broke your part of the bargain.

"I now consider myself a free agent.

Modesty. "

She, uh... she knows, sir.

She knows the diamonds are on the Tyboria.

Well, we fooled Gabriel...

and now we're lumbered with Modesty Blaise.

Heaven protect my pension.

Hello.

- Hey. - Ah.

We wasted a million on that wretched rocket.

One has to do what is expected of one.

Now we have the advantage of surprise.

They think we're searching the Alps for wreckage...

but the diamonds are here...

in the strongroom...

concealed in a crate of porcelain...

Crown Derby to be exact.

Sir, from the Tyboria.

From the Tyboria?

Tyboria, Tyboria.

"Tyboria departed 1520 hours Lisbon. Stop.

"Modesty Blaise and Willie Garvin...

overflew 1600 hours approx. Stop. "

Silly dilettante.

I figure it this way, princess.

Gabriel's got it figured...

so I figure all we got to do...

is, uh, stay close to Gabriel.

Leave the figuring to me, Willie.

You might hurt yourself.

Ah.

Oleg.

Can it be that this egg is fertilized?

I thought so.

Take it away, Enrico.

You have it, McWhirter.

I'm sure you'd hate to see it wasted.

Fothergill calling. Fothergill calling.

Ugh.

Fothergill calling. Fothergill calling.

What is that woman up to now?

The diving tests for Basilio and Borg.

Yes, Mrs. Fothergill?

Basilio's back.

He is carrying on like a baby, but he's back.

And Borg?

He is down now.

Ah.

Hmm.

That one.

No, no. That one.

Oh, decisions, decisions.

Both!

Borg has a weak heart...

Shh! I can't bear to hear them screaming.

It's a proved fact that lobsters feel no pain.

It's just wind escaping.

Don't be revolting.

Mmm.

Fothergill calling.

Yes, Mrs. Fothergill?

Borg has failed.

Ahem.

How can I eat lobster...

when the lobsters are eating Borg?

I shall never forgive myself.

Take it away, Enrico.

We can't do it without Borg.

Well, uh, there are...

two other men that I would trust...

to crack that strongroom.

Yourself, of course.

Myself...

and Willie Garvin.

Here. We now have been through...

some scrapes together, have we?

Funny how we always survived, isn't it?

Survived... each other?

Well, we shared the fights.

But never shared the nights.

Perhaps we should have.

We could have.

♪ At Covent Garden, il trovatore ♪

♪ We were shot at in the stalls ♪

♪ They all believed it was in the story ♪

♪ And we took nine curtain calls ♪

Perhaps eight would have been enough.

♪ We've shared the thrills ♪

♪ We've even shared the kills ♪

♪ But such a perfect pair ♪

♪ Should surely share a bedroom ♪

You know, it's cheaper too.

It ain't.

♪ The other summer in Arizona ♪

♪ I was sentenced to the chair ♪

♪ But they didn't realize I knew the owner ♪

♪ Of the power station there ♪

♪ We've bombed and mined but never intertwined ♪

♪ We were crazy ♪

You know.

♪ I was lazy ♪

I know.

♪ Yes, we should've, and we could've ♪

♪ Perhaps we can ♪

If Gabriel doesn't attack us soon...

we'll have to have lunch.

That's what you really want, isn't it?

Always the grubstakes.

Hello.

Here! That constitutes very flash behavior.

Mm-hmm.

Should we have a laugh?

We're laughing.

- Ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha!

Need a smoke, any rate.

They're set for 10 minutes.

Mmm.

Oh, no. Not you!

Mmm.

How the devil did you get a passport, Garvin?

Just because I'm working-class?

Lower-class you mean, surely.

Where are you taking us?

London.

Paul, darling.

Jacquelyn, darling.

Let us go, and we'll lead you to Gabriel.

We've played the truth game.

Now we're going to play consequences.

Come along.

Willie, we've got to be more conspicuous.

Do you mean really flash?

Gabriel!

Gabriel!

Gabriel!

Gabriel!

Gabriel!

Gabriel.

Gabriel!

Gabriel.

Gabriel.

Gabriel.

Gabriel.

I'm beginning to think he doesn't want us.

Shall we give up?

Home to bed? Why not?

Why not?

Why not?

Why not?

♪ Why not? ♪

Why not?

Why not?

♪ Why not? ♪

Miss Blaise, I prefer you blond...

as you are now.

Ha ha ha ha!

Who is it?

An admirer.

Weren't you expecting me to call?

Ha.

You've taken your time.

Where are you?

On the pretty little white boat below your window.

Ha ha ha ha!

It's not mine, of course. Mamma's.

Much better.

I offer you a flag of truce...

and a delicious breakfast.

Hmm.

If you have a good champagne.

Excellent.

I suppose you'll want to change.

I'll send my launch for you in half an hour.

An hour.

An hour?

An hour.

Eggs?

Not Dutch.

Everything.

To Modesty Blaise.

Gabriel.

You know, it's been a long time.

1958.

Mmm.

Very well, Oleg. You can leave us.

You know...

I think I prefer you...

dark.

As you like.

Ha.

The royal box at Ascot...

picking pockets.

One has to start somewhere, you know.

Mmm.

Your first mistake.

My last.

You really are very beautiful.

I haven't been dead for two years.

Very good for one's image.

Mmm.

The payroll of the Turkish fleet...

Ah... marvelous.

Your Brussels job... superb.

Two Botticellis and one Grandma Moses.

One Botticelli...

two Grandma Moses.

We really should be partners, you know.

Ah. If I gave the orders.

Suffragette.

Psychopath.

We are under a flag of truce, remember?

Now, then, about the diamonds.

Oh. About breakfast.

I have a plan.

I have Willie Garvin.

And you're also working for Her Majesty's government.

Tck tck tck tck.

Your second mistake.

Ha.

I get my information my own way.

Naturally.

Which is why we should be partners.

And, as partners, you can trust me.

Not so hard, Mrs. Fothergill, not so hard.

Lady. Lady.

Ah, Miss Blaise.

How are you feeling?

Do sit down.

Headache?

I'm so sorry.

May I present Miss World.

I'm sorry, princess.

I was on the job.

Working overtime.

Where are you taking me?

You're on board the Andronicus...

bound from Bizerte to Dubrovnik...

with a cargo of fruit and nuts.

He's a fruit merchant, see.

He is a nut.

That's enough of that.

Your Mr. Garvin is going to help us.

Otherwise...

I really can't say it.

It's just pure melodrama.

I'm not fussy. I will say it for you.

Oh, please, no.

If he doesn't, you will be killed.

Who's the bird with the beady eyes?

You've got three hours to master the job.

Rehearsals start in five minutes.

Search her thoroughly.

Your clothes have been searched. Give me your watch.

All right. Take that off.

There's your belt back...

Pretty but harmless.

That's all very well...

but woolen knickers to the knees...

are better for your health.

Ah.

Scorpio.

Mm-hmm.

There is a sting in my tail.

Enrico, have those vetted.

Hey, love. Thanks.

We'll keep her little arsenal.

She can have those back.

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, no!

Yes! Everything's delightfully normal...

The rattle of coffee cups...

the tinkle of music.

No sign of Modesty.

Then she's somewhere below.

Found that registration?

The owner is a Greek.

Inevitably. What's his name?

Callimanedis.

And flying the Panamanian flag...

so that we can't board her.

Uh, take a look at that chap...

with the bald head, pouring out the coffee.

Gabriel?

Most probably.

Hello.

Ah!

The Tyboria.

Right on time.

The plot thickens.

Cigarette?

We better get cracking.

Gabriel's design?

He's building another one for outer space...

- Just in case. - Ready?

Ready!

Go!

Full many a gem of purest ray serene...

the dark, unfathomed caves of an ocean bear.

Your antisonic device?

Japowski.

The best.

Your guidance system?

Burroughs...

concealed in a crate of jade.

Shipped by you.

Now transmitting to the submarine capsule.

They should be in touch with the Tyboria just about now.

They should be dropping the pilot.

Our first contact is magnetic.

Not strong enough.

It will hold them till they drop the pilot.

The pilot boat.

The pilot boat.

The Jacob's Ladder is down.

In my opinion...

you cut this possibly too fine.

I've given them the tools.

They must finish the job.

Their screw's turning.

How's your drink?

How's Willie?

Ah.

I'm in, darling.

I just hope it's the right ship.

He's in the alleyway between the water tanks.

How is the timing?

Exact!

Remember your promise.

When we get home.

No. Now, you said, at sea...

a death on the ocean wave.

C'est plus amusante comme ca, non?

You must learn to sip your pleasures...

Mrs. Fothergill.

Don't gulp them all down at one go!

Pronto!

Hello, Captain.

There's a small cargo ship... the Andronicus...

flying an Iberian flag.

She's been standing off a mile from us on a parallel course.

Andronicus?

Andronicus?

Captain, get the covers off the guns...

and, Captain, check on that strongroom again.

"Fragile.

Porcelain. "

Ah, yes.

All present and correct, intact.

What's that?

Looks like a fish.

I'm an idiot!

They're not on that yacht.

They're on that bloody cargo boat.

I'm not a desiccated calculating machine...

like you, McWhirter.

Nor yet a roaring psychopath...

like you, dear lady.

I am the villain of the piece...

and I have to condemn you to death.

But I am the heroine.

Don't I get away?

Perhaps.

Convey Mr. Garvin to the tower.

And take Modesty to the cell...

which I have prepared for her.

Yes...

this is the way out.

Hmm.

On what terms?

Mine.

My island...

my kingdom.

Join me, Modesty.

We're a match for each other.

To destroy you would be like destroying myself...

but together, we could inherit the earth.

The terms.

We share the diamonds...

and you eliminate Garvin.

I'll eliminate Mrs. Fothergill.

No.

McWhirter, tell Mrs. Fothergill...

to meet me on the Angel Terrace in one hour's time.

You come too, and bring your ledgers.

Aah!

You're nice.

I'm sorry we had to stop.

Aah!

Mmm.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Splat!

Ha ha ha ha!

Princess!

Kick the bucket!

Aah!

Chilean pesos are no use in Calcutta.

We shall have to use Vladivostok.

It would mean a loss of three mil...

Three million...

which would be quite unnecessary.

I entirely agree.

Callimanedis sent us a bill...

for dilapidations to his yacht.

Ignore it.

What does he expect for $10,000?

What is that woman up to?

Ha ha ha!

Basilio, Oleg, Strauss!

Garvin and Blaise have escaped!

The diamonds.

Come on, you idiot!

After you, sir.

We've had it, princess!

The moment of truth!

Yeah! This is it.

Been nice working with you, pea.

You know, Willie, we should have.

Yeah, I suppose we should.

I don't know, though.

What?

Well, I mean...

it's sort of less common this way, isn't it?

Here. Give us a kiss, princess.

Modesty Blaise!

Look, Willie!

Modesty Blaise!

Here comes the sheik now. His banner's flying.

We've got Gabriel on the run.

♪ We will be lovebirds and give up spying ♪

♪ When this battle has been won ♪

Modesty Blaise!

♪ Just you and me ♪

♪ A cottage by the sea ♪

♪ With roses around the door ♪

♪ And babies on the floor, dear ♪

♪ We'll take a dream boat ♪

♪ And sail away now ♪

♪ To the land of sweet romance ♪

♪ Just me and you, a quiet place ♪

Modesty Blaise!

♪ We'll have a donkey in the stable ♪

♪ For peaceful donkey rides ♪

♪ I light the candles on the table ♪

♪ By a cozy fireside ♪

♪ Just you and I... ♪

Stop wasting it!

Get down there. Go on.

♪ And on the sand ♪

♪ We'll wander hand in hand ♪

♪ We will get married ♪

Mm-hmm.

♪ In the chapel ♪

♪ You'll give me a wedding ring ♪

♪ At eventide, we'll wander side by side ♪

♪ All alone now ♪

♪ On our own now ♪

♪ Yes, we should do, and we could do ♪

♪ Now we can ♪

Put it down.

Don't point.

It's rude.

Tarrant speaking.

Tarrant?

Minister? Minister, we've done it.

Mission accomplished.

- Well done. - Thank you, sir.

Hmm.

Sir.

♪ Gimme water ♪

♪ I want ice ♪

♪ Gimme water ♪

♪ Ice, man ♪

♪ Ice is nice ♪

Your third mistake.

♪ Ice is nice ♪

♪ Ice is nice ♪

♪ Gimme ice, man ♪

♪ Mm-mmm, gimme ice, man ♪

♪ Carrie, Carrie ♪

♪ Carrie, Carrie ♪

♪ Carrie, Carrie ♪

Nobilesco.

Champagne.

Champagne.

Champagne.

Champagne.

Champagne.

No! No! No! No!

McWhirter, my God, I thought you were mother.

Ahh.

What can I do for you, my son?

Mmm. Nothing. Nothing.

You can ask for anything.

Anything?

Anything.

The diamonds.

Hmm?

Ha ha ha ha!

♪ Carrie, Carrie, Carrie ♪

♪ Hey, now, gimme ice, ice, man ♪

♪ Modesty ♪

♪ Modesty ♪

♪ Modesty ♪

♪ Modesty ♪

♪ Modesty ♪

♪ Modesty ♪

♪ Modesty ♪

♪ Modesty ♪