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(( 🗣VOZ de Gru Mi Villano Favorito )) 🎥🔊 - Duration: 2:59.Bananas !! demented voices .. que tal? Welcome, Nacho Cabrera Newscaster Voice Talent
Today with "Despicable Me" is a voice that surely will leave, because I
It seems to be easy. Come "Instead of electrocuting people and put them into
force "Important Tips to achieve good voice;
It is shabby, nasal, does not take too much action. Always pay attention to emphasize that
degrees of performance, commitment to the microphone. In this
intermediate case, an intermediate level is low.
Not super histrionic as passed by
example with other voice actors or other interventions where I tell you; by
Please acts !!! It is more measured. Look
"Maybe I should call him and because" there's just a gesture. This is the action that
It requires "Gru Despicable Me" on the other side and dive into
all you have to do with the characteristics of the film ...
the minions are absolutely stole this
production began by 2010 which was presented in different
markets. They are a lovable creatures. If you remember or
especially if you are present for example what happened with Pantera
Pink. They knew how came the Pink Panther '? It has to do with the minions ??!
Something happens like what happened when he started the Pink Panther 'because no
it was that character as the center. He was an inspector. The truth is that the panther
rosa 'was not the central character and look what ended up happening.
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If you have a very young voice, you should
exaggerate the sound because you need to become an old man !! "Maybe they should
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'Honestidad' José Antonio y Cristina, la pareja acusada por la muerte del niño de Elche - Duration: 7:49. For more infomation >> 'Honestidad' José Antonio y Cristina, la pareja acusada por la muerte del niño de Elche - Duration: 7:49.-------------------------------------------
Eliud Kipchoge bate el récord del mundo de maratón en 2h 1m 39s - Duration: 3:43.Eliud Kipchoge breaks the world record of marathon.
The marathon is a long distance race in which the participants have to travel
a conventional distance of 42.195 kilometers.
This endurance sport is far away of the media focus of others like soccer
or basketball, whose presence is usual in ads for TV betting bonuses.
A second plane that returns to grace to the deeds of extraterrestrials like Eliud Kipchoge,
33-year-old Kenyan athlete who has managed in the last test held in Berlin
the first world record in history by under 2h 2m.
An astronomical mark with which it has reduced in 1m 18s the previous record of his compatriot
Dennis Kimetto in 2014
Eliud Kipchoge is considered as one of the best marathoners in history.
A disciplined and humble athlete who does not believe in the limits of the human being.
An ambition he showed on the road course of Monza, in Italy, during 2017 in a challenge
organized by Nike, American sports company where the Kenyan has become an authentic
world icon.
The objective was to lower the two hours in the race of 42.195 meters and Kipchoge reached
a mark of 2h 00m 25s, that is, the marathon fastest in history.
However, time was not considered a record of the world because it was not a test
homologated.
The 33-year-old Kenyan had already demonstrated that he had no limits and with that attitude he
presented on September 16 in the Marathon of the German capital.
His only goal was to become the first man completing a long distance race
below two hours.
Three years ago he tried it in this same city, however, bad luck made
that the template of one of his sneakers It will take off in the middle of the race.
A bad luck that came back with him last year with the presence of rain,
an adverse weather with which he made a time of 2h 03m 32s.
Unbeatable conditions.
A fourth attempt in the German capital in the one that, at last, accompanied him the necessary luck.
With a radiant sun and an average temperature between 19 and 20 degrees, the flat circuit
of Berlin with its long avenues with few curves was in the best conditions
for Eliud Kipchoge to take the final step to become a superman. 2h 01m
39s after the start of the marathon, the Kenyan 33-year-old crossed the finish line at the Gate
of Brandenburg beating the world record that established his compatriot Dennis Kimetto
in this same test during 2014.
An athlete from another planet that has eleven marathons, ten victories, an Olympic gold in Rio de
Janeiro 2016 and that now adds to his palmares a world record.
One recorded that will remain in the story and it will take a long time to fight, as
happens with Usain's world records Bolt in the 100 and 200 meters.
Although the ambition of Eliud Kopchoge does not rest and just after the Berlin marathon
He left a record that he will continue trying your true goal, complete a test
in less than two hours: "I'm incredibly happy for finally having set the record
world since I never stopped believing in myself.
Running less than two hours and two minutes was just amazing and I think I can still
go under that with such conditions good, "added the Kenyan athlete.
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Nathone Unnaru || TELUGU SHORT FILM || POOJA AMBARKAR || MURALIDHAR || MICKY SRINIVAS - Duration: 9:41.***PHONE RINGS***
Hey... Meghana we are going for a trip to Kerala. You will be there know?
No, I'm at coming. I have some work.
Hey, how long will you be in the trace of your father's dismissal.
***PHONE ENDS***
Why don't you go for the trip dear.
Dad, everyone is saying that you left me.
Why don't they understand that you never left me?
Siri don't you know that I left this world. Why can't you accept it?
No dad, I can't imagine my life without you.
Siri, see everyone is starring at you like a mad girl wear that hearphones.
Dad, please tell me why did you left me?
Hey dear, do you think that I can live without you. I would have been jogging with you if that accident wasn't Happened
Dad I miss you. We are very unfortunate.
See dear nothing is in our hands. Hey Siri, I forgot.. how is your husband doing?
He is fine dad.
Siri, shall we leave?
Harsha, I'm talking to my dad. You please go. I'll come.
OK, leaving the car drive safe dear. Bye...
do your husband know that you are talking with me?
He knows everything dad.
Great, what did he said dear?
He said that....
-Siri, where are my things? -Coming dear. Wait a minute.
-Harsha. I want to talk to you. -What happened Siri?
I've told that I talk with my dad right. Do you think I've gone mad? Do you want me visit a psychiatrist?
No dear I don't have any problem with it. I can't see you aren't happy.
I think you'r very lucky that you got chance to talk with your dad even he is physically no more. Don't spoil your mood. Be happy dear.
Thank you Harsha.
Dear, be ready by the evening we are going out for a movie. I've already booked three tickets.
Why three tickets Harsha?
What if unlce wants to talk with you and he comes there.
-Hey convey my greetings to uncle in your next meet. -Sure.
Ok then. I'll take a leave now.
Hahaha...I'm proud of my son-in-law.
Hello sir, you rejected him at first and now you are proud of him!
See darling I'm your father and I want to do everything for my daughter and I always want to see my daughter's happiness always.
Not only me every father thinks the same with their daughters. Don't you remember that after knowing about Harsha I myself did your marriage.
-Ohoo.. Is it dad! -Meghana how are you?
-Fine uncle. -Is everything going fine dear? -Yes uncle.
-Ok dear bye. -Bye uncle.
Are you missing Vishwa uncle?
Ha I miss him. He took rupees 30,000 as a debt from me and he even didn't responded when I ask him about it.
See now how he comes straight to talk with you after knowing that I'm no more.
No dad, he is not like that. He is such a nice person.
Dear he is my friend and I know much more than you about him.
Ho ok dad. Leave that what's up?
Nothing dear you have to say. Dear, aren't you angry with that girl who did the accident?
Dad, it is of all sudden, she didn't do that intentionally. But dad, we are very unfortunate.
Nothing is in our hands.
Dad, Please Don't Go Away From Me
Hello
How Can I Leave you Dear
I will be always with u
Promise ?
promise but...
How long you imagine someone who is no more.
And what will you do if I disappear someday
Dad please don't talk like that
please don't leave me
Siri please don't cry
where do I go leaving you
every small thing in the world will make you to see me
every small matter will remind you our memories
Haha hi baby hahaha
<b>[ PHONE RINGS ]</b>
hello
No matter Whoever comes to the Trip
without you the trip will be boring
Please Come
<b>[ PHONE RINGS ]</b>
Hey Dad
Coming For The Marriage ?
Actually , I'm Not Interested dad
Baby it's our relatives marriage
we will miss you if you won't come.
please try to attend dear
Ok Dad I will try To Come
Okay Siri We Will be waiting
Ok Dad
Okay bye.
Meghana One Minute
Ha Tell Me Uncle
Take this money dear I have borrowed from your father when I am financially bad And I want you to take it
That's Ok uncle Keep It With You
No Dear , take It Who Knows What Expenses Will Meet All Of A Sudden
<b>[ ON PHONE ]</b> Hey Vishwanadham How Much Time Do You Need To Pay My Debt ?
Dad
I Will Call You Later
Okay ?
Dad I'm Leaving To Hostel
Ho Ok baby Take This money
Dad I Don't Need This Much Money
Who Knows What Expenses Will Meet All Of A Sudden Take It
Are You Finished ? When Will your Father Come Again ?
He Won't
You Said That You Will Leave. Didn't You ?
How Can I Leave you Siri I will be Always With You
How Can I Leave you
I will be Always With You
Father Is The One Who Can Give You A Love Of World Size
That's Why Father Is our World For So Many Of Us
Yes What My dad Said Is Obsuletely True
He Is always with Me
<i><b>[ A MICKY SRINIVAS'S PENNING ]</b></i>
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Avant De Vous Précipiter Pour Juger Quelqu'un.... - Duration: 1:29. For more infomation >> Avant De Vous Précipiter Pour Juger Quelqu'un.... - Duration: 1:29.-------------------------------------------
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How to disassemble 📱 Micromax Bolt A82 Take apart Tutorial - Duration: 4:53.Hello and welcome!
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Del aeropuerto JFK a Manhattan en metro - Duration: 2:37.We just arrived in New York, we're in JFK, and now we're going to Manhattan in the subway.
We are going to take the Airtrain and then we make the connection with the subway.
In this, our first chapter of the New York guide, we are going to show you
How to get from JFK to Manhattan by subway.
We just got to New to JFK, and now we're going to Manhattan by subway.
We are going to make the connection with Airtrain and then we take the subway.
We arrived at JFK late at night, and among all the possibilities we chose to go by subway to Manhattan
since it is the most economical way.
Following the signs there is no way to get lost,
there you take the Airtrain, in our case, to Jamaica Station,
you do not pay anything when you go up to it, the payment will be made once you are down.
Once in Jamaica Station, in the Airtrain machine, you have two options:
airtrain ride of u$s 5 plus u$s 1, or metrocard, choose the metro card option and charge the money.
In these machines you can not buy the unlimited subway pass for a week,
Once in the subway area of Jamaica Station, there we will find the machine
where can we charge the metrocard, which we already got, the limited week of trips by subway.
How did we learn these indications? , wrong, like most of the time.
It is worth clarifying that the metro card can only charge you the money and the trips will be deducted from there,
In our case, as we were going for several days, we loaded a week of unlimited trips to $ 32.
Use the New York subway app, and choose the line and the station to get off.
Now yes, 2 in the morning in Time Square, ready to go to our hotel,
but that will be the subject of another chapter.
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Man Utd news: Jose Mourinho reveals one player is dropped for Wolves clash - Duration: 2:52.Mourinho's side face Wolves on Saturday on the back of three straight wins. But Dalot, who made his Manchester United debut in the Champions League win in Switzerland, will be back in the stands but will play in the Carabao Cup against Deby
Dalot joined this summer for £19m but Mourinho wants him to ease him into Premier League action
"I want him, in this process of adaptation, to play totally fresh, so he's not playing tomorrow," said Mourinho
"He plays Tuesday again. "Playing for Manchester United is difficult enough for a kid of 19-years-old, coming from another country and after an important injury and surgery
"He doesn't need to face more difficulties. It was a difficult pitch, he recovered totally and on Tuesday he will play again
"But he showed for the ones that don't know him very, ver well that he is not a player to be here just on formation, is a player to be here [to fight for] positions - he's a very good player
" After suffering back-to-back defeats, United have won their last three games, with Mourinho hailing the team's improvement defensively for ending their losing streak
"I think the team as a team is resolving the defensive problems better than before," said Mourinho
"I don't want to say was Eric Bailly or Phil Jones and it's now Chris Smalling and Victor Lindelof
"I think the team is more compact, more solid, the spirit, the co-operation, the empathy, the communication, all of that has improved in the team and good results bring confidence and I think we're improving as a team
"But I don't want to say our improvement has the name of Chris or Victor. The team is playing better and they are part of the team that plays these matches
" Despite playing on an artificial pitch, United returned from Switzerland with no fresh injuries, although Marcus Rashford and Nemanja Matic are both suspended
"No injuries from the match," said Mourinho. "Small things, but nothing important, so I would say Marcos Rojo is the one that is still not training with the team and Ander Herrera is not ready to play, but is in the final phase of his recovery process
"Jones is okay now, so it's Rashford and Matic suspended – they are the ones who are not available
"
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Say Goodbye to Guilt - Part 2 | Enjoying Everyday Life - Duration: 28:32.ANNOUNCER: THIS PROGRAM HAS BEEN MADE POSSIBLE
BY THE FRIENDS AND PARTNERS OF JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES.
JOYCE: IF YOU HAVE DONE SOMETHING WRONG IN YOUR PAST
TODAY, THIS MORNING, ON YOUR WAY HOME, WHATEVER, AND YOU'RE
SORRY, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE THAT SO YOU SAID TO GOD,
"I'M SORRY, I RECEIVE YOUR FORGIVENESS AND I'M REPENTANT.
I DON'T WANT TO LIVE LIKE THAT ANYMORE, GOD.
I WANT TO TURN AWAY FROM IT, HELP ME."
[MUSIC]
JOYCE: THERE'S GOD BEING PERFECT, AND HERE I AM,
NOW I'M BORN AGAIN AND I GOT THESE LITTLE
RUMBLINGS DOWN IN HERE THAT, YOU KNOW, I WANT TO CHANGE.
I'M STARTING TO GET CONVICTED ABOUT THINGS THAT I USED TO
NOT GET CONVICTED ABOUT AT ALL.
AND SO, THE HOLY SPIRIT'S DEALING WITH ME AND HE'S,
YOU KNOW, CALLING ME TO HIM, AND CALLING ME TO HIM.
AND IT'S GONNA BE THIS WHOLE LIFETIME THING.
SO, NOW IF I'M NOT CAREFUL, WHAT I START DOING IS TRYING
TO CHANGE.
YOU SAY, "WELL, ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING US TO DO?"
NO, WHAT I'M SAYING TO DO IS TO YIELD,
YIELD TO THE WORK OF THE HOLY SPIRIT.
I CAN'T CHANGE MYSELF, BUT I CAN STUDY THE WORD.
I CAN'T CHANGE MYSELF, BUT I CAN HANG OUT WITH SOME PEOPLE
THAT MIGHT HAVE A GOOD INFLUENCE ON MY LIFE.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: AMEN?
I CAN'T CHANGE MYSELF, BUT I CAN WANT TO CHANGE AND I CAN PRAY
THAT GOD WILL CHANGE ME.
I CAN DEPEND ON HIS GRACE BECAUSE HERE'S THE THING, THE
MINUTE THAT WE START TRYING TO DO WHAT GOD HAS ASKED US TO DO
WITHOUT ASKING HIM TO HELP US, NOW HE'S OFFENDED.
"NOPE, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT WITHOUT ME.
IT'S EITHER GONNA BE ME OR YOU BUT IT'S NOT GONNA BE
BOTH OF US."
SO, WHEN I'M TELLING YOU TODAY TO CHANGE, PLEASE DON'T GO HOME
AND TRY, GO HOME AND BELIEVE.
AMEN?
GO HOME AND SPEND MORE TIME WITH GOD, HANG ON THE VINE.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN APPLE TREE OR SOME KIND OF A FRUIT TREE
GOING AROUND...?
NO, THE FRUIT COMES OUT ON THE BRANCHES AND ALL THE BRANCHES
DO IS HANG ON TO THE VINE.
NOW, THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I DON'T PUT OUT ANY EFFORT
BUT IT'S NOT A FLESHLY EFFORT, IT'S AN EFFORT IN THE POWER OF
THE HOLY GHOST AND EVERY STEP OF THE WAY I'M SAYING, "GOD, I NEED
YOU," THAT WAY THEN WE KNOW THAT GOD GETS THE CREDIT.
IN 1 PETER 5:10 IT SAYS, "AND AFTER YOU SUFFERED A LITTLE
WHILE, THE GOD OF ALL GRACE WILL HIMSELF COMPLETE YOU AND MAKE
YOU WHAT YOU OUGHT TO BE."
WELL, WHY DO I HAVE TO SUFFER FIRST FOR A LITTLE WHILE?
WHY IN THE WORLD IS THAT THERE?
AND THIS IS WHAT I FEEL LIKE GOD IS SHOWING ME ABOUT THAT
SCRIPTURE, WHEN WE ASK GOD TO DELIVER US FROM SOMETHING, EVEN
THOUGH IT'S HIS WILL AND THE DESIRE TO CHANGE CAME FROM HIM,
SO I'M REALLY JUST PRAYING HIS WILL BACK TO HIM, WHY DOESN'T IT
HAPPEN RIGHT AWAY?
BECAUSE SOMETIMES GOD WANTS TO GIVE US A PERIOD OF TIME TO JUST
SUFFER, THAT'S THE WORD THE BIBLE USES.
SO, WHEN WE DO CHANGE, WE KNOW 100% THAT IT WAS GOD.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: AMEN?
AND, YOU KNOW, HERE'S THE GOOD NEWS, WHATEVER YET NEEDS TO BE
DONE WHEN CHRIST APPEARS, THE BIBLE SAYS THAT WHEN HE
APPEARS, WE WILL ALL BE CHANGED IN A MOMENT OF TIME.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: SO, WHATEVER'S LEFT TO BE DONE WILL BE CHANGED IN THAT
MOMENT AND WE'LL BECOME JUST LIKE HIM.
NOW, FOLLOW THE HOLY SPIRIT.
HE GUIDES US INTO ALL TRUTH.
HE TEACHES US TO BE WHO WE ARE.
SO, LET ME JUST TELL YA WHO YOU ARE.
YOU ARE A HOLY, RIGHTEOUS, ANOINTED, COMPLETELY FORGIVEN
POWERFUL SON OR DAUGHTER OF THE MOST HIGH,
MAGNIFICENT GOD OF ALL, THAT'S WHO YOU ARE.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: WHOO, HALLELUJAH.
AND HOW DIFFERENT THAT IS WHEN I USED TO GET UP.
BEFORE I'D EVER EVEN GET OUT OF BED, THE DEVIL'S ALREADY
REHEARSING TO ME, REHEARSING EVERY MISTAKE I MADE THE DAY
BEFORE AND THREATENING ME THAT I WAS SURELY GONNA DO IT AGAIN
TODAY.
SO, YOU GET UP, "LIFE IS SO HARD."
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: "OH GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I CAN GO ON LIKE THIS ANYMORE."
AND THEN IF ANYBODY, LIKE IF DAVE WOULD EVEN TRY TO,
YOU KNOW, CORRECT ME ABOUT SOMETHING.
I'D BE, "THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S ALL ME."
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: "EVERYTHING'S MY FAULT.
I'M THE WORST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE."
ANYBODY RECOGNIZE THAT?
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE LAUGHING.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: BUT NOW I GET UP IN THE MORNING AND I'M LIKE,
I'M GOD'S DAUGHTER.
HE LOVES ME.
HE'S MADE ME RIGHT WITH HIM.
THERE'S NO CONDEMNATION TO THOSE THAT ARE IN CHRIST.
I'M GONNA HAVE A GREAT DAY.
SATAN IS THE ACCUSER OF THE BRETHREN.
HE FEEDS US A CONSTANT STREAM OF LIES ABOUT OUR FAULTS,
OUR MISTAKES, OUR WEAKNESSES, AND OUR SINS AND WE MUST RESIST
HIM, NOT ASSIST HIM BY AGREEING WITH HIM.
EVERY TIME WE AGREE WITH THE DEVIL, WE'RE ASSISTING HIM
AND WE AGREE WITH GOD, WE'RE RESISTING HIM.
THE WHOLE POINT IN LEARNING WHAT'S IN HERE IS TO BELIEVE
IT WHEN YOU'RE OUT ON YOUR OWN.
SO, HERE'S THE THING, IF YOU HAVE DONE SOMETHING WRONG IN
YOUR PAST, TODAY, THIS MORNING, ON YOUR WAY HOME, WHATEVER, AND
YOU'RE SORRY, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE THAT SO YOU'VE SAID TO
GOD, "I'M SORRY, I RECEIVE YOUR FORGIVENESS AND I'M REPENTANT.
I DON'T WANT TO LIVE LIKE THAT ANYMORE, GOD.
I WANT TO TURN AWAY FROM IT.
HELP ME.
HELP ME."
I SAY SOMETIMES, "GOD, TIE ME TO THE ALTAR AND DON'T LET ME GO
UNTIL YOU GET YOUR WAY IN MY LIFE," OKAY?
SO, YOU HAVE A CHOICE NOW TO EITHER GO HOME AND APPLY WHAT
I'M TELLING YOU HERE TODAY AND WHEN THE ACCUSER OF THE BRETHREN
COMES TO VISIT YOU AND YOU START TO--'CAUSE HERE'S WHAT
HE'LL SAY.
"WELL, IT DID YOU A LOT OF GOOD TO GO TO THAT SEMINAR.
YOU'RE JUST WASTING YOUR TIME.
YOU'VE BEEN IN CHURCH 20 YEARS AND YOU'RE STILL JUST
THE DUMBEST THING ON THE BLOCK."
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: "YOU DON'T EVEN ACT LIKE YOU'RE SAVED."
AND THEN MAYBE YOU GET REALLY BAD AND YOU LOSE YOUR TEMPER
WITH YOUR FAMILY RIGHT AFTER COMING HOME FROM THIS.
AND THEN THEY'LL TELL YOU, "WELL, THAT SURE DID YOU
A LOT OF GOOD."
UNLESS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE IN CHRIST, YOU JUST TRY TO CRAWL
OUT FROM UNDER THAT ONE, AMEN?
AND THAT'S WHEN YOU NEED TO JUST OWN UP TO IT.
YOU NEED TO JUST SAY, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M NOT ACTING RIGHT AND I'M SORRY.
IT'S MY FAULT.
I TAKE--" THAT'S THE FACING THE TRUTH THAT I SAID LAST NIGHT.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: SEE, YOU DON'T GET DEFENSIVE.
"YEAH, WELL YOU DON'T DO EVERYTHING RIGHT YOURSELF OR
IF YOU WOULD HAVE CLEANED THIS HOUSE UP LIKE I TOLD YOU TO,
THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE WALKED IN HERE AND GOT MAD."
COME ON, SOME OF YOU HAVE ALREADY PLANNED YOUR FAILURE.
YOU'RE ALREADY THINKING, "IF I GO HOME AND THAT HOUSE IS IN
A MESS, AND THEY DIDN'T DO WHAT I TOLD THEM TOO, BOY AM I GONNA
BE UPSET."
YOU NEED TO PLAN TO BE SWEET.
COME ON.
SO, YOU OWN UP TO IT, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
GUYS, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M SORRY, I DID LEARN A LOT THIS WEEKEND AND YOU ARE GONNA
SEE CHANGES IN ME, BUT I NEED YOU TO BE PATIENT WITH ME WHILE
I'M GROWING."
PEOPLE RESPECT YOU WHEN YOU DO THAT.
THEY RESPECT YOU.
THERE'S NOTHING, THERE'S NOTHING THAT I DESPISE WORSE THAN TRYING
TO DEAL WITH SOMEBODY WHO EVERY TIME YOU TRY TO SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT THEY MADE A MISTAKE, OR THEY DIDN'T DO THIS RIGHT,
OR THEY NEED TO CHANGE, THEY GET DEFENSIVE.
IT'S SO AWESOME JUST TO HEAR SOMEBODY SAY, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
FORGIVE ME.
PRAY FOR ME THAT I'LL DO THAT BETTER IN THE FUTURE."
NOW, PAUL WAS A PERSECUTOR OF CHRISTIANS.
IT'S SO INTERESTING TO ME THE PEOPLE THAT GOD CHOOSES.
HOW COULD PAUL EVER HAVE GOTTEN OVER FEELING GUILTY?
SOMEBODY MENTIONED THIS MORNING, IT'S POSSIBLE THAT HE WAS
TEACHING THE CHILDREN OF PEOPLE THAT HE HELPED ARRANGE
FOR THEIR MURDER.
TRY TO GET OVER THAT.
LET'S LOOK AT PHILIPPIANS CHAPTER 3.
NOW, WE'RE VERY FAMILIAR WITH VERSES 11 THROUGH,
SAY, 14.
"THAT IF POSSIBLE I MIGHT ATTAIN TO THIS [SPIRITUAL AND MORAL]
RESURRECTION [THAT LIFTS ME]
OUT FROM AMONG THE DEAD [EVEN WHILE I'M IN THE BODY].
NOT THAT I'VE ALREADY ATTAINED THIS OR HAVE BEEN MADE PERFECT,
BUT I PRESS ON TO LAY HOLD OF AND MAKE MY OWN THAT FOR WHICH
CHRIST JESUS LAID HOLD OF ME."
VERSE 13, "I DO NOT CONSIDER IT MY OWN BUT ONE THING I DO,
[IT IS MY ONE ASPIRATION]; FORGETTING WHAT LIES BEHIND
AND PRESSING TOWARD THOSE THINGS THAT ARE AHEAD."
SO, PAUL SAID THERE WAS A PRESSING, A PRESSING
AND TO PRESS LITERALLY MEANS TO PRESS AGAINST THE PRESSURE.
WHEN THE WOMAN WITH THE ISSUE OF BLOOD PRESSED THROUGH THE CROWD,
THERE WAS A PRESSURE TRYING TO KEEP HER FROM GETTING TO JESUS.
AND SO, SHE JUST HAD LIKE THIS HOLY DETERMINATION, "NOBODY'S
GONNA KEEP ME FROM GETTING TO JESUS," AND THAT'S THE WAY
THAT WE NEED TO BE.
IT'S LIKE WHEN THE DEVIL COMES AGAIN YOU WITH GUILT AND YOU
ALREADY KNOW, "I'M FORGIVEN FOR THIS, GOD HAS FORGIVEN ME,
HE'S FORGOTTEN IT," YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO SAY,
"THIS IS A LIE FROM SATAN."
NOW, LISTEN TO WHAT I'M GONNA SAY BECAUSE THIS IS VERY
IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO GO HOME AND DO BETTER IN THIS.
JUST BECAUSE I FEEL GUILTY DOESN'T MEAN I AM GUILTY.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: AM I GONNA BELIEVE MY FEELINGS OR AM I GONNA BELIEVE
THE WORD OF GOD?
YOU KNOW, I FOUND OUT THAT I CAN BE CONFIDENT WHEN I DON'T FEEL
CONFIDENT.
YOU KNOW, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT BUT THURSDAY NIGHT WHEN I WAS UP
HERE, I DIDN'T FEEL AS CONFIDENT AS I DO TODAY BUT I COULD STILL
BE CONFIDENT BECAUSE I KNOW WHO I AM IN CHRIST, AND I KNOW
THAT HE'S ALWAYS WITH ME AND SO SOMETIMES I FEEL MORE ANOINTED
THAN OTHER TIMES BUT I BELIEVE THAT I'M ALWAYS ANOINTED
AND ALWAYS CALLED TO DO WHAT I'M DOING.
SO, I ASK YOU AGAIN, ARE WE GONNA SERVE AND BOW DOWN TO OUR
FEELINGS AND LET THEM RULE US?
IF WE DO, SATAN IS JUST GONNA HAVE A HEYDAY WITH US.
SO, YOU GO HOME AND YOU FEEL GUILTY, THAT'S WHEN YOU OPEN
YOUR MOUTH AND SAY OUT LOUD, "OKAY, I FEEL GUILTY,
BUT I'M NOT BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY TALKED TO GOD ABOUT THIS
AND I AM FORGIVEN, COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY FORGIVEN."
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: YOU'RE NOT GONNA STEAL MY PEACE.
DEVIL, YOU'RE A LIAR.
YOU'RE THE ACCUSER OF THE BRETHREN BUT I OVERCOME YOU
BY THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB AND BY TESTIFYING TO THE WORD OF GOD.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: TALK BACK TO THE DEVIL.
I DON'T THINK I EVER DO A FULL SEMINAR THAT SOMEWHERE IN IT
I DON'T TALK TO PEOPLE ABOUT CONFESSING THE WORD OF GOD OUT
LOUD, THAT'S HOW MUCH I BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF DOING THAT,
CALLING THOSE THINGS THAT BE NOT AS THOUGH THEY ARE.
I DON'T CARE HOW I FEEL, THIS IS WHAT I KNOW.
AMEN?
I MAY NOT FEEL FORGIVEN, BUT I KNOW THAT I'M FORGIVEN.
I MAY NOT FEEL LOVED, BUT I KNOW THAT I AM LOVED.
AND NOBODY CAN FIGHT THIS FIGHT FOR YOU, IT'S CALLED FIGHTING
THE GOOD FIGHT OF FAITH.
I CAN TEACH YOU, I CAN GIVE YOU THE SCRIPTURES, BUT HONESTLY, IF
THIS HAS BEEN A REAL HANGUP IN YOUR LIFE, I AM NOT GONNA TELL
YOU THAT I CAN WAVE SOME PRAYER WAND OVER YOU TODAY AND SEND
YOU HOME AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO FIGHT THIS GUILT AGAIN.
I CAN TELL YOU THAT EVENTUALLY YOU CAN GET TO THE POINT WHERE
IT'S NOT A PROBLEM IN YOUR LIFE.
BUT LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING, WE CANNOT RUN FROM GOLIATH
AND NEVER DEFEAT HIM.
DAVID DIDN'T RUN AWAY FROM GOLIATH.
THE BIBLE SAYS HE RAN QUICKLY TOWARD THE BATTLE LINE.
DAVID WAS ANOINTED TO BE KING 20 YEARS BEFORE HE WORE
THE CROWN AND ONE OF THE THINGS THAT HE HAD TO GO THROUGH
DURING THIS PERIOD OF TIME WAS HE HAD TO BECOME
A GIANT KILLER.
AND IF YOU WANT TO WEAR THE CROWN OF THE FULLNESS OF WHAT
GOD HAS FOR YOU IN YOUR LIFE, AND I WANT TO WEAR THE CROWN
OF THE FULLNESS OF WHAT GOD HAS FOR ME, THEN I HAVE TO NOT BE
AFRAID OF THE DEVIL AND I HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO STAND UP TO HIM.
I NEED TO KNOW THE WORD AND WHEN THE ENEMY LIES TO ME,
I NEED TO OPEN MY MOUTH AND SAY, "I DON'T CARE HOW I FEEL.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, THIS IS WHAT I KNOW."
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: I'M EXCITED.
BUT NOW, BEFORE PAUL SAID, "ONE THING I DO IS MY ONE ASPIRATION,
FORGETTING WHAT LIES BEHIND," THERE'S A COUPLE OF OTHER THINGS
THAT HE SAYS THAT ALLOWS HIM TO COME TO THE POINT WHERE HE CAN
SAY, "I DON'T LIVE WITH GUILT AND CONDEMNATION.
I'M NOT WHERE I NEED TO BE BUT I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT."
HOW AWESOME IS THAT?
I CAN KNOW THAT I'M NOT WHERE I NEED TO BE BUT I DON'T HAVE
TO BE CONDEMNED ABOUT IT 'CAUSE I KNOW MY HEART AND I KNOW
THAT BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR, I WILL BE BETTER THAN I AM
RIGHT NOW.
I STILL WON'T HAVE ARRIVED BUT YOU JUST WATCH AND SEE,
WHEN I COME BACK HERE NEXT YEAR, I'LL BE NICER THAN I AM
THIS YEAR.
AND YOU WILL BE TOO.
BUT IF YOU READ THIS IN CONTEXT, HE STARTS IN VERSE 9
IN CHAPTER 3 AND HE SAYS, OR VERSE 9, YEAH VERSE 9
IN CHAPTER 3 AND HE SAYS, "THAT I MIGHT BE FOUND
AND KNOWN AS BEING IN HIM, NOT HAVING ANY RIGHTEOUSNESS OF MY
OWN, BUT ONLY THAT RIGHTEOUSNESS WHICH HE GIVES AND ASCRIBES."
SO, HE STARTS OUT SAYING, "I MUST KNOW THAT I'M MADE RIGHT
WITH GOD.
IT'S NOT MY RIGHTEOUSNESS.
IT'S NOT MY ABILITY TO BEHAVE RIGHT BUT I HAVE HIS
RIGHTEOUSNESS."
NOW, WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO DEFEATING GUILT BUT I'M TELLING
YA, BEFORE YOU GET THERE, YOU GOTTA KNOW THAT YOU'VE BEEN
MADE RIGHT WITH GOD.
YOU GOTTA KNOW WHO YOU ARE BEFORE YOUR DO WILL EVER
CHANGE.
YOUR WHO COMES BEFORE YOUR DO.
AND RELIGION TELLS US IF YOU DO THIS, THEN YOU'LL BE ACCEPTABLE
BUT THE BIBLE SAYS YOU ARE ACCEPTABLE, YOU'RE MADE
ACCEPTABLE TO GOD THROUGH JESUS CHRIST, NOW YOU CAN GO OUT
AND GRADUALLY LEARN HOW TO DO THE RIGHT THING.
ARE YOU THERE?
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: SO, THAT MEANS SOMEBODY BORN AGAIN LAST NIGHT
IS JUST AS RIGHTEOUS AS I AM AFTER 40 YEARS OF TEACHING
THE WORD OF GOD.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: NOW, YOU DON'T THINK THE DEVIL'S GONNA LET YOU IN
ON THAT.
NOW, YOUR BEHAVIOR PROBABLY ISN'T QUITE AS GOOD AS MINE AND
MINE PROBABLY ISN'T AS GOOD AS SOMEBODY ELSE'S IN HERE WHO'S
MAYBE BEEN SAVED 50 YEARS, I DON'T KNOW.
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS IS WE'RE NOT MADE ACCEPTABLE TO GOD
BASED ON WHAT WE DO.
WE'RE MADE ACCEPTABLE TO GOD FIRST AND IF WE UNDERSTAND WHAT
HE'S DONE FOR US, IF WE CAN SEE THE BEAUTY OF THE GRACE OF GOD
AND WHAT HE'S DONE IN OUR LIVES, AND WE CAN UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH
HE LOVES US, WE GET SO EXCITED THAT WE CANNOT POSSIBLY WANT TO
DO ANYTHING BUT PURSUE GOD, AND PURSUE HIS WILL, AND PURSUE HIS
HOLINESS, AND HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS, AND SPEND THE REST OF OUR LIVES
TRYING TO GLORIFY HIM BY BEING EVERYTHING HE WANTS US TO BE.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: COME ON.
AND WE CAN NEVER PROPERLY LOVE GOD IF WE'RE DOING
IT TO GET SOMETHING.
HOW CAN YOU GET WHAT YOU'VE ALREADY GOT?
EVERYTHING ALREADY BELONGS TO YOU.
EVERYTHING THAT GOD'S GOT IS YOURS, AMEN, EVERYTHING,
EVERYTHING.
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY WHEN I MARRIED DAVE, BUT
WHEN I MARRIED DAVE, HE HAD A LITTLE MONEY SO ALL OF SUDDEN,
I HAD MONEY.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: WHEN I MARRIED DAVE, I DIDN'T HAVE A CAR, BUT HE HAD
A CAR, I MEAN A NICE CAR, AND SO ALL OF A SUDDEN, I HAD A CAR.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: WHOO!
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I MEAN, I COULD GO OUT AND SIGN HIS NAME AFTER WE GOT MARRIED,
AND I HAD THE SAME AUTHORITY THAT HE HAD WITH THAT NAME.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DIDN'T GET ANY OF THAT WHILE WE WERE DATING.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: ARE YOU DATING JESUS ON SUNDAY MORNING OR ARE YOU
MARRIED?
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: HAVE YOU SAID THE FOR BETTER OR WORSE, IN SICKNESS AND
HEALTH, TILL DEATH DO US PART?
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: "I'M IN JESUS, I'M ALL IN, AND I'M NOT BACKING OUT.
I KNOW YOU LOVE ME, I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR ME.
YOU'VE FORGIVEN MY SINS.
YOU'VE DIED FOR ME.
YOU'VE PAID THE PRICE FOR MY SINS.
YOU'VE LET ME PARTAKE OF YOUR HOLY SPIRIT.
YOU LIVE ON THE INSIDE OF ME.
AND I'M NOT SURE WHERE I NEED TO BE, BUT THANK GOD I'M NOT WHERE
I USED TO BE.
I'M OKAY AND I'M ON MY WAY AND THERE IS NO CONDEMNATION TO
THOSE WHO ARE IN CHRIST JESUS."
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: YOU SAY, "WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE PART THAT SAYS WHO
WALK IN THE SPIRIT AND NOT AFTER THE FLESH?"
'CAUSE THAT'S THERE.
IN ROMANS 8:1, "THERE'S NO CONDEMNATION TO THOSE WHO WALK
AFTER THE SPIRIT AND NOT IN THE FLESH."
SO THEN RIGHT AWAY WE CAN THINK, "WELL, THAT'S MY PROBLEM,"
YOU KNOW?
BUT WHAT THAT ACTUALLY IS REFERRING TO IS WHEN YOU DO MAKE
MISTAKES, YOU CAN FOLLOW THE SPIRIT IN SOLVING THEM
OR YOU CAN FOLLOW THE FLESH IN SOLVING THEM.
SO, IF I FOLLOW THE SPIRIT, HE SHOWS ME THE TRUTH THAT
I'M ALREADY FORGIVEN AND THERE'S NO CONDEMNATION, THAT I CAN
SHAKE IT OFF AND JUST MOVE ON.
BUT IF I FOLLOW THE FLESH, NOW I THINK I MADE A MISTAKE
AND I HAVE TO PAY.
AND SO, THE WAY I PAY IS FEELING BAD ABOUT MYSELF.
YOU MAY HAVE HEARD THIS TELL THIS STORY BUT IT WAS SUCH
AN EYE OPENER FOR ME.
MANY, MANY, MANY, MANY YEARS AGO, I REMEMBER THIS, I CAN SEE
IT JUST LIKE IT'S JUST NOW HAPPENING.
I WAS FEELING GUILTY ABOUT SOMETHING, I DON'T REMEMBER
WHAT, IT DIDN'T MATTER 'CAUSE I FELT GUILTY ALL THE TIME.
MY GUILT WAS LIKE A LITTLE BURDEN, A LITTLE SACK, HEAVY
SACK THAT I CARRIED AROUND WITH ME EVERYWHERE THAT I WENT.
I THINK IT EVEN MAKES YOU WALK A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW, DIFFERENT.
AND SO, I REMEMBER I WAS GOING TO A TARGET STORE AND I PARKED
WAY OUT IN THE BACK OF THE PARKING LOT, AND IT WASN'T
'CAUSE MY CAR NEEDED TO NOT GET HIT.
IT WAS ALREADY 20 YEARS OLD.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY DEAL WAS, I THINK I JUST WANTED TO KIND OF
PITIFULLY WALK ACROSS THE PARKING LOT AND JUST HAVE
A LITTLE MORE TIME TO FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF BEFORE I WENT
INTO THE STORE, AMEN?
AND GOD BEGAN TO DEAL WITH ME, AND THIS WAS WHAT CAME INTO MY
SPIRIT, "HOW DO YOU PLAN TO GET OVER THIS MISTAKE YOU'VE MADE?"
MAN, I KNEW THE ANSWER.
"WELL, I'LL JUST RECEIVE THE SACRIFICE THAT YOU MADE FOR ME
WHEN YOU DIED ON CALVARY."
AND THEN I HEARD THIS, "AND WHEN DID YOU PLAN TO DO THAT?"
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
JOYCE: AND IT WAS LIKE I BECAME AWARE THAT I HAD THIS
SYSTEM THAT I HAD BUILT THAT HOW LONG I FELT GUILTY WAS
DETERMINED BY HOW BIG I THOUGHT THE SIN WAS.
MY SINS WERE KIND OF LIKE SMALL, MEDIUM, AND LARGE.
YOU KNOW, IF IT WAS A BIG ONE, I MIGHT BE ON A TWO OR THREE WEEK
TRIP.
MEDIUM SINS, YOU KNOW, A WEEK OR SO.
SMALL ONES, MAYBE A FEW DAYS AND SO, I THOUGHT OH JUST BEING
HONEST WITH GOD PROBABLY IN A FEW DAYS.
AND THEN THIS WAS WHAT HE MADE ME AWARE OF.
"WELL, IF THAT SACRIFICE IS GONNA BE GOOD IN THREE DAYS, WHY
ISN'T IT GOOD RIGHT NOW?"
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: WHAT'S--AND THEN SO HELP ME, THIS IS WHAT GOD
SHOWED ME.
HE SAID, "OKAY, WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
WOULD YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND RECEIVE MY FORGIVENESS TODAY,
RIGHT NOW?
BECAUSE FRANKLY, I NEED YOU.
I HAVE A LOT FOR YOU TO DO.
I'M DEPENDING ON YOU AND YOU ARE NO GOOD TO ME IN THIS
CONDITION."
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
JOYCE: WELL, SATAN IS CALLED THE ACCUSER OF THE BRETHREN,
AND HE LOVES TO ACCUSE US AND TRY TO MAKE US FEEL GUILTY.
BUT I WANT TO ENCOURAGE YOU TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE IN CHRIST,
UNDERSTAND YOU'RE FORGIVEN, AND TURN TO GOD FOR HELP.
TODAY WE'RE OFFERING YOU MY BOOK CALLED
"HEALING THE SOUL OF A WOMAN."
THIS IS JUST LIKE A--AN ALL-ENCOMPASSING PRESCRIPTION
FOR HEALING THE THINGS THAT HURT US ON THE INSIDE.
GOD WANTS YOU TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF.
HE WANTS YOU TO HAVE CONFIDENCE.
HE WANTS YOU TO KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKE ANYBODY ELSE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE FULL OF SHAME.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL GUILTY ALL THE TIME.
GOD HAS SOMETHING WONDERFUL FOR YOU TO DO IN YOUR LIFE, BUT YOUR
SOUL NEEDS TO BE HEALED IN ORDER TO DO THAT.
SO, WE'RE OFFERING YOU THIS BOOK TODAY FOR YOUR GIFT TO THE
MINISTRY OF ANY AMOUNT AND ALL THAT COMES IN FROM THE PROCEEDS
OF THE SALE OF THE BOOK IS GONNA GO TO OUR PROJECT GRL
AND THAT'S WHERE WE ARE HELPING GIRLS AND WOMEN WHO HAVE BEEN
MARGINALIZED, AND HURT, WHO HAVE BEEN SEXUALLY ABUSED,
SEX TRAFFICKED.
THEY DON'T HAVE FOOD, THEY DON'T HAVE EDUCATION.
THEY'RE BEING BEATEN.
THERE'S SO MANY WOMEN THAT ARE HURTING, AND I BELIEVE THAT THE
MORE WE REACH OUT TO HELP THEM, THE MORE WE'RE GOING TO BE
HEALED OURSELF.
SO, THANK YOU FOR HELPING US NOT ONLY WORK IN YOUR LIFE, BUT IN
THE LIVES OF ALL THESE PEOPLE AROUND THE GLOBE THAT ARE
HURTING SO BADLY.
THANK YOU.
JOYCE: IT'S VERY PAINFUL AND DIFFICULT TO GO THROUGH LIFE
WITH A WOUNDED SOUL.
I KNOW BECAUSE FOR YEARS, I LIVED THAT WAY DUE TO BEING
SEXUALLY ABUSED BY MY FATHER WHEN I WAS A YOUNG CHILD, BUT I
LEARNED THAT GOD COULD HEAL EVEN MY DEEPEST HURTS IF I WOULD JUST
OPEN MY HEART UP AND LET HIM IN.
AND IN MY NEW BOOK CALLED "HEALING THE SOUL OF A WOMAN,"
YOU TOO CAN DISCOVER HOW TO ALLOW GOD INTO THOSE
WOUNDED PLACES IN YOUR LIFE.
YOU KNOW, I BELIEVE THAT GOD WANTS TO DO A MIRACLE FOR YOU
AND HE WANTS TO RESTORE YOUR SOUL.
AND I'M REALLY ASKING YOU NOT TO SPEND ANOTHER YEAR OF YOUR LIFE
IN THE SAME KIND OF MISERY THAT MAYBE YOU'VE BEEN IN IN
THE PAST.
GOD HAS A BRAND-NEW BEGINNING FOR YOU AND YOU DO NOT HAVE TO
SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE HURTING.
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WOMEN AND GIRLS HERE IN THE UNITED STATES AND AROUND
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BRANDON: WE'RE HAVING A CAR PREP DAY FOR WIDOWS AND SINGLE
MOMS IN THE COMMUNITY, JUST TRYING TO FILL BOTH ROLE OF
PROVIDER AND CARETAKER, AND WE JUST WANTED TO COME ALONGSIDE
THEM AND TRY TO HELP EASE THAT IN ANY WAY THAT WE POSSIBLY
COULD.
FEMALE: WELL, I KNEW THE CHURCH WAS GOING DO THE OUTREACH
AND MY JEEP HAS A LOT OF PROBLEMS, BUT IT'S ALL I HAVE TO
DRIVE ME AND HER TO SCHOOL AND TO WORK.
AND IF I DIDN'T HAVE IT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO.
THEY SAID THAT THEY WOULD DO LIKE OIL CHANGES AND THEY WOULD
DETAIL THE CAR AND STUFF, BUT I WASN'T EXPECTING FOUR NEW TIRES.
I FELT UNDESERVING 'CAUSE I'M NOBODY.
TO THINK THAT ANYBODY WOULD DO THAT, I CAN'T PUT INTO WORDS
WHAT IT MEANS.
[MUSIC]
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How To Be A Christian YouTuber | Online Ministry Advice - Duration: 10:11.If you are interested in how to be a Christian youtuber, then stick around because I have
some online ministry advice for you and I believe you will find it really useful.
In this video I'm going to give you some great christian youtube advice and by the
end of this video I believe you will be equipped with 3 important tips that will not only help
you personally in your online ministry, but also how to be a christian in public.
Now I know, I have a very very small Christian youtube channel but no matter the size of
your online ministry, these 3 tips I'm going to give you are not only incredibly useful,
but I've found that no one else is really talking about them.
If you are not in some kind of ministry, these 3 tips still apply to your daily walk with
Christ.
Before we get started, I just wanted to say hello, Hello, how you doin?.
My name is Daniel and if you would..
Would you please hit that subscribe button in the face.
So, maybe you are trying to figure out how to start a Christian youtube channel?
I'm not going to go into tips such as ranking our videos, keywords, content creation etc
because I believe that my 3 tips, are much much more important.
However, stick around until the end of the video and I will give you 3 great resources
on getting your videos to rank, writing tags, christian youtube channel ideas, etc.
I promise you, they're worth sticking around for.
Tip #1 - Thick skin.
The first piece of advice I have in starting a Christian youtube channel, online ministry
and being a Christian in general, is to have thick skin.
You remember those action movies were the bad guy shows how tough he is by holding a
lighter under his skin?
This is supposed to show 'thick skin', that you're tough and can take anything.
It doesn't look painful, I could totally do that.
But let's get serious.
When you put your faith out there on public display, you should expect criticism and sometimes
ridicule that can be downright offensive.
Let me give you some personal examples.
I've had my intelligence mocked, my sexuality questioned, my family insulted and believe
it or not, I've been strongly insulted by other Christians specifically on my Christian
vs Street Preachers video.
I was even asked why I was such a little girl and how many 'My Little Pony' dolls I
had.
The answer's 30,000 by the way!
If you want to start growing a Christian youtube channel, grow some thick skin.
From a worldly perspective, people are passionate about faith and religion.
No matter if they are Christian or not, there's a passion that people have for what they personally
believe in.
Therefore, expect challenge, expect critique and sadly sometimes, expect to get your feelings
hurt.
Now, from a spiritual perspective.
If you are a Christian, you therefore understand that we have an enemy in Satan.
Understand that when you are trying to spread the gospel, even on YouTube, Satan doesn't
like that.
You therefore become a target for persecution.
Remember, however,
Ephesians 6:12.
For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against thepowers,
against the world forces of this darkness, against the spiritual forces of wickedness
inthe heavenly places.
2 Timothy 3:12 Indeed, all who desire to live a godly life
in Christ Jesus will be persecuted,
In short, understand, that you will be attacked and you will need thick skin.
More importantly, when you grow that thick skin, and it is a process, we must still,
even when be insulted, learn to be able to respond with love.
Matthew 5:44 ESV / 1,042 helpful votes Helpful Not Helpful
But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you,
Remember..
Thick skin and answer with love.
How to be a Christian Youtuber tip #2 Research -
My biggest fear with my Christian ministry videos is to one day publish a video where
the research was erroneous or faulty.
There is plenty of content out there that is misled and lacking thorough research.
Before you release any content, do your research.
Thoroughly research the topic for your video so you can give a well educated and complete
video.
Here's a personal example.
A lot of my videos revolve around answering atheist questions or Christian apologetics.
When I approach a subject I study both sides of the question at hand.
What do atheists believe?
What do Christians believe?
What does the evidence tell us?
Whatever kind of content you put into the public forum, is open game for scrutiny.
Let's be honest.
We've put ourselves out there in the public eye so do your homework.
As Christians who love Christ, we want to pursue excellence in representing Him and
let that be evident in your well thought out and intelligent content or videos.
This also applies to real life.
I've said this in many videos before but it's very important.
We should be investing time studying and understanding, well, why do I believe in this Jesus guy?
Just as we are instructed to do in 1 Peter 3:15.
So, set a little time aside to study, even just for a few minutes.
I sadly don't remember where I heard this but I once heard, "If you want to be leading,
you better be reading".
If you're making videos or not, this still applies.
Study Jesus, the Bible, because I honestly think, you'll have your mind blown.
#3 - Forget About God The third and final piece of online ministry
advice I have on how to be a Christian youtuber is
Don't forget about God.
In ministry, and yes making Youtube videos is ministry, you can't just keep giving
and giving and giving.
Your spirit is just like the body in that, if you keep exerting all this effort and energy,
without 'refueling', you become empty and exhausted.
Check this out.
This glass of water is you.
In ministry you are pouring out your spirit.
You make a video.
Answer some prayer requests.
Study for your next video.
Before you know it, your cup is empty.
You're tired and maybe even frustrated.
How do we keep our cup filled.
Time with God.
Private prayer time with Jesus and reading the Word are the greatest way to keep your
spirit on fire, encouraged and focused.
And, again, this applies to everyday life too because even things like drama at work,
could be taxing on your spirit.
Listen, the reason I bring this up is because quite often when our plates get a little full
the first thing we sacrifice is time with God.
I am guilty of this, myself.
True story.
A wonderful youtuber I know by the name of Chuck McGee recently stopped youtube because
he found he was having to sacrifice his time with God.
I absolutely applaud Chuck for doing this because it's 100% the right decision.
Don't sacrifice your time with God.
No video, subscriber rate or comment count is worth your relationship with Christ.
Time with God comes first and foremost.
It will bless you, keep your spiritual 'refueled' and, a special bonus, it will actually inspire
you to make even greater content!
So there we have it.
1 - thick skin.
2 - do your research.
3 - Don't forget about God.
My wonderful friends thank you so much for watching and I genuinely hope you got something
out of this video.
Again, these tips can apply to your daily life too so don't feel left out if you aren't
making videos or in ministry quite yet.
I just want to encourage you that this is a process.
You're beginning, won't be as glorious as your end.
Be patient with yourself and enjoy the journey!
Now, I promised you 3 great resources for working on keywords, tags and getting your
videos to rank.
Firstly, think media is a great general resource and very informative.
Secondly, Tim Schmoyer at Video Creators has a ton of content and youtube techniques.
And lastly, a fellow Christian Youtuber, thatchristianvlogger, offers a course that teaches you how to rank
videos, make titles, etc.
I took this course and it's good stuff and so so so much cheaper than anything of it's
kind.
Obviously, I'll put a link for you good people to all of these resources, in the description
below.
Much love my friends and thanks for stopping by.
God Bless and MadLuv
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15 min full core workout for swimmers. Strength Stability. Follow along at home. Six pack abs - Duration: 16:32.This 15 minute workout will work on every part of your core.
From the internal and external abs to the lower back and obliques.
When I did it my whole core area was burning!
Plus a little stretching routing at the end.
Before we go to the routine I want to talk to you about this week's sponsor.
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It's the all in one app, you can schedule your practice times, create polls for uniform
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They will give 2019 teams prices for up to 2 thousand dollars.
Plus you can be part of our team, we will share some workouts including today's workout
on a PDF file.
Use the link in the description to download the app, join our team and invite your team!
We will start with 20 seconds of flutter kick.
Keep your lower back on the ground.
Keep your ankles on plantar flexion.
We will continue with knee crunches.
Do that movement for 20 seconds.
Now we will do Russian twists for 20 seconds.
Ok you can rest for 30 seconds now.
The next movement is going to be back ups so get ready.
3,2,1, start Do back ups for 30 seconds
Now rest for 20 seconds.
The next movement is going to be side crunches on the left side so get ready.
Start now.
On the last one we are going to hold the crunch for 5 seconds.
ok now move to the right side.
do the same thing but for the right side after this we are going to have a mini rest
of 5 seconds.
Now we are going to do a crunch with a pause.
so go up and pause for 2 or 3 seconds.
we are going to do this for a minute.
You are going to
rest for 30 seconds after this.
Last few seconds…
5,4,3,2,1 Rest.
For the next exercise we are going to be in a plank position so get ready.
Start now You are going to bring your knee all the way
to your elbow.
The right knee is going touch the left elbow and the left knee is going to touch the right
elbow.
do this for 50 seconds.
Your are going to have a 30 seconds rest after this so hold on
ok rest.
Now you are going to be in a back up position but holding it for 20 seconds
3,2,1 rest.
You can rest or stretch a little bit the next exercise is cross V-up
the right hand is going to touch the left hand and the left hand is going to touch the
right foot.
10 more seconds.
3,2,1, Rest.
We are going to do side to side heel touch.
This will work on your obliques.
Do this for 35 seconds.
3,2,1 Rest Now rest for 20 seconds
The next exercise is going to be leg raises.
Get ready in 5,4,3,2,1.
Lift you hips at the end as you can see me do here.
This is the last frontal abs exercise
10 more seconds
3,2,1, Rest
and to finish the abs (core) routine we are going to do alternating prone supermans.
So lift your right hand with your left foot and your left hand with your right foot.
Do this exercise for 60 seconds.
You are almost done.
We are going to do a little stretching routine after this.
now rest
Now do an upward facing dog for 25 seconds for it to work better look at the ceiling
and keep your hips on the ground.
now we will do a child's pose.
relax all the muscles in your back.
Do this for 35 seconds.
Now we are going to do a seated back twist.
Cross your right leg and with your left arm push your torso to the right.
Hold that for 30 seconds.
Now do the same for the opposite side.
Now we are going to do a lying twist to the left.
So lying on your back cross your right foot and grab it with your left hand.
Keep your other foot in place hold that position for 30 seconds.
Now with your left foot twist to your right and hold that position for 30 seconds.
You're done!
Congratulations!
That's it!
How did you do? did it burn?
It burnt when I did it!
Don't forget that you can download the PDF through the link in the description or through
the BAND app.
Search for Skills N Talents if you want to join our team!
Thanks for watching!
See you next friday!
Swim fast!
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10 Minute Butt Lifting Workout For Women Over 50 | You Will See Results! - Duration: 8:22.today we're going to do a ten-minute butt firming and lifting work out with our
own personal trainer and I guarantee you will get results hi I'm Schellea this is
fabulous 50s a lifestyle channel that explores fashion beauty and lifestyle
for women over 50 and if you're a woman over 50 click subscribe and click the
bell and you'll be alerted every time there's a new video and they'll all
relate to you this is my friend Andressa she's designed for us today our
very own butt lifting workout and she's going to talk you through all of the
exercises while I do them we're gonna do five exercises today the workouts ten
minutes long is just to really work on their butt strength and bring your
glutes activation as well so then you see that you it's gonna be more firm and
also your glutes we're gonna start growing a little bit more which is great
you can actually grow you glutes can't you yes again you have to really
focus on your glutes and try to work on the activation which is gonna help you
to grow that glutes and then give more strength as well so the first exercise
we're going to start with the donkey kicks so it's going to be 30 seconds it
starting for now so just making sure that your arms is under your shoulders
you knee under your hips you really want to engage your core so then you keep
your balance and you don't weight like in only one of your legs and then you're
gonna really really squeeze on the top so squeeze yes that's it
you can even hold it for like two seconds and then do it again so you
really feel that squeeze and then strength coming from your glutes which
is really good yes so the next exercise is the fire hydrant
this exercise you have the same posture as the one previously but
you're going to lift to use your leg on the side and then you're going to really
lift the leg and then squeeze on the top you can even have a one second up
and then down again so then you really you know engage the glutes and also
don't forget to engage your core so then you keep your balance how you feel squeeze thats it
you can see that its really working because it's gonna start burning it burns yeah
it does burn so then we've got to do the other side
yes and then you do the other side so 30 seconds each side now yeah this exercise
it also helps you to open up your hips so it's also good for flexibility while
you trying to bring that leg up oh yes and squeeze and engage the
core you don't you know lean on your side yes yes okay
you see the difference like when you go and squeeze that's where really you
can feel that the third exercise that we're going to do is a side plank with a leg lift
so what you want to do in this exercise it's really bring that leg lift to your
glutes so you're going to use you strength from your gluts to lift that
leg up okay and what only was squeeze yeah what I was doing was using the
strength from my legs to lift until Andressa told me to use my glutes
you squeeze and it lifts so you get that power because your muscles give you the
power to do the movement that's how you engage in your squeeze lift yeah it's
really good and then we're gonna turn around and do the other leg so one
option that you have as well is if you have a band
a booty band home you can use so you can put here and then try to lift that leg
it's a hard right its so hard and you also have to engage your core so then you can
keep that straight and you don't hurt your back
okay so with the booty band it's much harder yeah and how many kilos can you
get these in or pounds I know this one is they have that is one heavier than
this one but there is also lighter ones so you this one is nine kilos I believe
the lighter one is about three kilos and and there we have the medium one that's
gonna be six kilos but it's really good because you can really see the
difference why are you working and now we're gonna do the fourth exercise
Schelleas not getting tired yeah it's the bridge so with the bridge
starting now thirty seconds as well oh yes we're gonna try to keep the body in
alignment so you have at the end of your fingertips close to your ankles and then
you have always your knees pointing out so you don't want to bring your knees
together went into the movement because when you're doing this type of bridge
using quads and then your knees come together so you are lifting that
means the glutes really weak so you want to build strength of the glutes so
that's what you try always to keep it up and then you do and something that can
be very effective as well this one is once you did at the 30 seconds like
it coming up and down you can hold on the top for also 30 seconds and then you
feel that burn really killing that booty you can feel the burn and its really good
yeah is it 30 seconds yet 10 more and then you're done
yeah but you will really see the difference because it really burns but it's so good
for you and keep that alignment which is
beautiful yes so that's the fifth exercise and last we are going to do some
sumo squats I ask her to point to her feet outwards so that we are working
more on the glutes instead of the quads and also when she is doing the exercise
she's gonna push through her heels and that's where you get the strength for your
glutes okay yeah so the chest is out and then you have here a flat back which is
really good and you really activate so really when you're down here really
think about your glutes and then you push through your heels and you've got to pull your glutes in as you're coming up yes
then you squeeze on the top so when you actually at the top you got to squeeze your glutes so squeeze and a big squeeze at the top
you can see some results already
that's that's what made the difference for me it was a squeezing yeah the whole way
through and at the top because when I was working out before I wasn't doing
that and Andressa like squeeze squeeze squeeze OK so that was our 10-minute workout and
Andressa will come along when we're all little bit more advanced and do a more
advanced workout yeah just to keep working on building our booty yeah very thank you so
much for watching please give a thumbs up if you enjoyed this video and share
it with any of your friends who were interested in a butt workout this is
easy it's simple and it's so doable thank you so much for watching and have
a beautiful week
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Man Utd news: Jose Mourinho reveals one player is dropped for Wolves clash - Duration: 2:52.Mourinho's side face Wolves on Saturday on the back of three straight wins. But Dalot, who made his Manchester United debut in the Champions League win in Switzerland, will be back in the stands but will play in the Carabao Cup against Deby
Dalot joined this summer for £19m but Mourinho wants him to ease him into Premier League action
"I want him, in this process of adaptation, to play totally fresh, so he's not playing tomorrow," said Mourinho
"He plays Tuesday again. "Playing for Manchester United is difficult enough for a kid of 19-years-old, coming from another country and after an important injury and surgery
"He doesn't need to face more difficulties. It was a difficult pitch, he recovered totally and on Tuesday he will play again
"But he showed for the ones that don't know him very, ver well that he is not a player to be here just on formation, is a player to be here [to fight for] positions - he's a very good player
" After suffering back-to-back defeats, United have won their last three games, with Mourinho hailing the team's improvement defensively for ending their losing streak
"I think the team as a team is resolving the defensive problems better than before," said Mourinho
"I don't want to say was Eric Bailly or Phil Jones and it's now Chris Smalling and Victor Lindelof
"I think the team is more compact, more solid, the spirit, the co-operation, the empathy, the communication, all of that has improved in the team and good results bring confidence and I think we're improving as a team
"But I don't want to say our improvement has the name of Chris or Victor. The team is playing better and they are part of the team that plays these matches
" Despite playing on an artificial pitch, United returned from Switzerland with no fresh injuries, although Marcus Rashford and Nemanja Matic are both suspended
"No injuries from the match," said Mourinho. "Small things, but nothing important, so I would say Marcos Rojo is the one that is still not training with the team and Ander Herrera is not ready to play, but is in the final phase of his recovery process
"Jones is okay now, so it's Rashford and Matic suspended – they are the ones who are not available
"
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FUNNY JOKE OF THE DAY | Next-Level Nasty! - Duration: 4:38.What do you say? What do you say?
It's Friday!
Hello to you! Hello to you!
If this is your first time here,
or I suppose even if it's not,
my name is Shawn,
also known as the man
the myth,
the legend
Bits of Real Panther.
Be you a noob or a veteran,
young, old, or even ancient,
please allow me to welcome you to episode #28...
that's right...
[what he said]
of the "FUNNY JOKE OF THE DAY" / "The Friday Funny (Next-Level Nasty)."
In today's video,
I, (yours truly,) Bbits of Real Panther
will drinking an alcoholic beverage...
I know I couldn't believe it either!
Following that,
I'm gonna give you a joke so hilarious that it will actually cause you pain,
though pain of a good kind
(if that's what you're into).
But before all of those things,
experience the full power of my grand worldly knowledge with the "Friday funny" fun fact:
In the mid 1800s dentures were commonly made from the teeth of dead soldiers!
That is just gross, dude.
And that is some next-level nasty right there!
Every time I smiled I would probably puke -- that's how gross that is!
Happy thoughts there, friends, happy thoughts.
You guys are in a safe space.
But speaking of puking...
I guess hopefully not speaking of puking...
I'd like to like to move into little section called "The Friday Funny breakfast."
Today I will be drinking...
consuming as it were...
a "Deep Eddy orange"
which I have never had before.
It smells kind of orange-esque.
I wish there was a little more traffic while I was in the middle of this...
that would the choice!
Anyway, today's drink that goes out to your friend and mine,
the talented video wizard Rivkah Hannah.
For some reason there I was about to say "pinball wizard."
I'm not sure why.
Unless she maybe is a pinball wizard.
I don't know.
Rivkah Hannah, if you happen to be watching this,
please let me know in the comment section...
or let us all know (because now we're all curious):
are you in fact a pinball wizard?
And I really hope I am pronouncing that name correctly.
You would think with all of the Rivkahs living around here in Nowhere, Iowa
that I would know how to pronounce it by now.
I mean, they're everywhere out here.
I actually tripped over 3 Rivkahs on the way to my car the other day...
OK, I'll stop -- that was stupid.
Anyway, Rivkah Hannah, happy Friday, friend!
[The price is wrong, bitch!]
If you weren't sure, I didn't like that.
I'd rather have someone else's teeth in my mouth, I think.
Anyway, lastly Ihave for you a little joke.
When I.... oh, my eyes are all watering.
When I give you the punchline of that joke,
please rate that joke on a scale of 0 through 5
and then post your rating in the comment section below.
OK there, Pink Panther, are you ready for the joke?
Why did the man love his job of circumcising elephants?
Well, the the pay wasn't much, but the tips were huge!
That's garbage right there.
Anyway...
I feel like a dick for telling you that joke.
You see what I did there?
Anyway, please leave a rating in the comment section below,
and have a happy Friday, friend!
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Come raggiungere Milano dagli aeroporti ✈️ Milano Pocket Guide [ENG subs] - Duration: 4:20.The Airports of Milan
Hi everybody. Welcome back to In Viaggio Col Tubo and our new Milan Pocket Guide.
Even if we're not in Milan yet.
This video is for anyone arriving at one of Milan's three airports who needs to reach the city centre.
Let's start from Malpensa, the biggest airport in the city.
It has two terminals: 1 and 2.
But it doesn't matter in which terminal you arrive 'cause the services are basically the same.
There are three ways to get to the city centre: by bus, by taxi and by train.
The buses that head to Milan Central Station are: Terravision, Autostradale and the Malpensa Shuttle.
They leave every 20 to 30 minutes.
You can find the buses in front exit 4 at Terminal 1.
Or in the middle of the parking area at Terminal 2.
Taxis don't have a fixed rate but to reach the city centre it will cost around 95€.
You can find the taxis in front of exit 8 at Terminal 1
or in the middle of the parking area at Terminal 2 (you might have noticed Terminal 2 is pretty small).
Be careful, however, both taxis and buses are subject to traffic jams.
So, even if it's supposed to take one hour to get to the city centre, you may be stuck in traffic much longer, especially during rush hour.
In order to avoid traffic jams you should use the train: choose between Trenitalia and Trenord.
They arrive every 30 minutes and connect Terminals 1 and 2 with:
Cadorna — 40 minutes.
Centrale — one hour.
The trains are located in the basement of Terminal 1
and in a separate building from Terminal 2. Don't worry: there are a lot of signs. You won't get lost!
Finally, the rent-a-car stations are in the basement of Terminal 1 and in the train station at Terminal 2.
Milan's second main airport is the Caravaggio or Orio Al Serio Airport and is on the other side of the city.
It's actually closer to Bergamo but is still considered part of the Milan airports network.
Here there are no trains: only buses and taxis.
Like Malpensa, there are three buses: Terravision, Autostradale and the Orio Shuttle.
You can find them all in the bus parking area just outside the Arrivals area.
They take around 40 minutes to get to the Central Station.
Also the taxis are just outside the Arrivals area.
They don't have a fixed rate but to reach the city centre it will cost around 100€.
If you're looking for the rent-a-car area, it's located right before the Arrivals area.
And the last airport is Linate, the closest to the city centre.
Here you'll find two kinds of bus:
The first one is the shuttle service operated by Starfly, Airbus and Autostradale connecting the airport to the city.
They cost 5 euros for a ride and you can find them in front of exit 6. They leave every 30 minutes.
The second kind is the normal city bus, the bus number 73, stopping at Duomo di Milano and it costs 1,50€
It's located in front of exit 7.
Just remember: there's no dedicated space for baggage and it is not sure you are going to be able to sit.
Taxis are in front of exit 6.
They don't have a fixed rate but in order to reach the city centre it will cost around 50€.
With buses and taxis it will take around 20 minutes to get to Central Station but only if there's no traffic.
Finally, the rent-a-car stations are inside the airport, near exit 7.
This was our guide on how to reach Milan city centre from the local airports.
Remember to download the GoEuro app to buy train and bus mobile tickets
and to get up-to-date prices and connection timetables.
We hope this video helps you if you're planning to come to Milan by plane.
And if you need tips on what to visit and how to get around Milan,
you can find links to our videos in the description box.
You can also find the link to the GoEuro Facebook group, The Locals,
a community that offers tips on a lot of European cities.
People who live or have visited those cities are there to help and guide you.
Join the community to get and give advice!
And that's it! See you next time. Bye!
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Línea o cruz NiceProTools ES - Duration: 3:27.Hello, and welcome to this video.
We're going to give you a first impression of what Line Or Cross is.
Line Or Cross is a versatile tool that can help you with various tasks,
such as reading and reviewing text, spreadsheets, giving presentations, etc.
Consider the following examples:
Do you sometimes find it difficult to locate a cell in a table on your computer screen?
Or do you sometimes trace along a row or column to find information?
Line or Cross shows a cross that follows the mouse,
and extends over the table headers, so you can quickly find what you need.
Using the cross, you can easily locate a cell and find data more quickly,
with minimal risk of selecting the wrong cell. Easy, right?
If you give a presentation in your class, to your colleagues, or on-line,
no matter how interesting the material, audiences can struggle to follow you...
...in the slide, and lose attention and interest.
Line or Cross shows a hand that automatically follows the mouse,
making it easier for your audience to follow your story through the slides.
and making it easier for you to get your message across.
How about reviewing?
Translators, writers, editors or proofreaders often compare two documents side by side.
Shifting your attention between documents is time-consuming and mentally demanding.
Line Or Cross provides two semi-transparent lines...
...to underline text in two documents simultaneously.
Controlling the lines is easy and intuitive using two mice.
There is support for moving horizontally, even with your non-dominant hand.
Everyone can do this!
The two lines are especially useful when reviewing or proofreading.
Line Or Cross also provides an elegant solution for a single mouse.
In the "frozen line" mode, Line Or Cross splits your screen,
and shows a horizontal line...
that moves up and down with the mouse to underline text in the left document,
and freezes when you move the mouse into the document on the right.
The text on the left remains underlined, while you work in the right document.
Line Or Cross is a tool that can help you work more efficiently and enjoyably.
So, why not try it yourself?
You can download a free trial version from www.LineOrCross.com.
Line Or Cross comes in three versions:
A Standard version for a single mouse, with the "cross" for working with tables.
An Advanced version, with the "hand" for presentations...
...and the "frozen line" for working in two documents,
And a Pro version, for two mice, with the "two lines" for reviewing.
But there is more. Line Or Cross supports a colour or texture overlay...
...to make your screen more attractive, and reduce eye strain.
Go ahead, try it for yourself.
You can download a free trial version from www.LineOrCross.com.
Thank you for watching this video.
If you like it, please share it.
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(( 🗣VOZ de Gru Mi Villano Favorito )) 🎥🔊 - Duration: 2:59.Bananas !! demented voices .. que tal? Welcome, Nacho Cabrera Newscaster Voice Talent
Today with "Despicable Me" is a voice that surely will leave, because I
It seems to be easy. Come "Instead of electrocuting people and put them into
force "Important Tips to achieve good voice;
It is shabby, nasal, does not take too much action. Always pay attention to emphasize that
degrees of performance, commitment to the microphone. In this
intermediate case, an intermediate level is low.
Not super histrionic as passed by
example with other voice actors or other interventions where I tell you; by
Please acts !!! It is more measured. Look
"Maybe I should call him and because" there's just a gesture. This is the action that
It requires "Gru Despicable Me" on the other side and dive into
all you have to do with the characteristics of the film ...
the minions are absolutely stole this
production began by 2010 which was presented in different
markets. They are a lovable creatures. If you remember or
especially if you are present for example what happened with Pantera
Pink. They knew how came the Pink Panther '? It has to do with the minions ??!
Something happens like what happened when he started the Pink Panther 'because no
it was that character as the center. He was an inspector. The truth is that the panther
rosa 'was not the central character and look what ended up happening.
Gru is important, is the protagonist
but next to the minion .... unlisted
"good day
awakes chiquita "to see if you can take the walk to your mouth ...
"And tip" this is the sound and the rhythm pattern that has its voice na na na na na
There is a slightly francesada R for moments that might reach
Part used ensure placed back in the palate, but is
rather a roll,
"Instead of electrocuting people and take them by force" Make this sound ...
If you have a very young voice, you should
exaggerate the sound because you need to become an old man !! "Maybe they should
and call now! Give the bell to find out new videos, dale like, share button, watch the video descripicion
because they are all the details and we are in the next
Nacho Cabrera Newscaster Voice Talent
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Come raggiungere Milano dagli aeroporti ✈️ Milano Pocket Guide [ENG subs] - Duration: 4:20.The Airports of Milan
Hi everybody. Welcome back to In Viaggio Col Tubo and our new Milan Pocket Guide.
Even if we're not in Milan yet.
This video is for anyone arriving at one of Milan's three airports who needs to reach the city centre.
Let's start from Malpensa, the biggest airport in the city.
It has two terminals: 1 and 2.
But it doesn't matter in which terminal you arrive 'cause the services are basically the same.
There are three ways to get to the city centre: by bus, by taxi and by train.
The buses that head to Milan Central Station are: Terravision, Autostradale and the Malpensa Shuttle.
They leave every 20 to 30 minutes.
You can find the buses in front exit 4 at Terminal 1.
Or in the middle of the parking area at Terminal 2.
Taxis don't have a fixed rate but to reach the city centre it will cost around 95€.
You can find the taxis in front of exit 8 at Terminal 1
or in the middle of the parking area at Terminal 2 (you might have noticed Terminal 2 is pretty small).
Be careful, however, both taxis and buses are subject to traffic jams.
So, even if it's supposed to take one hour to get to the city centre, you may be stuck in traffic much longer, especially during rush hour.
In order to avoid traffic jams you should use the train: choose between Trenitalia and Trenord.
They arrive every 30 minutes and connect Terminals 1 and 2 with:
Cadorna — 40 minutes.
Centrale — one hour.
The trains are located in the basement of Terminal 1
and in a separate building from Terminal 2. Don't worry: there are a lot of signs. You won't get lost!
Finally, the rent-a-car stations are in the basement of Terminal 1 and in the train station at Terminal 2.
Milan's second main airport is the Caravaggio or Orio Al Serio Airport and is on the other side of the city.
It's actually closer to Bergamo but is still considered part of the Milan airports network.
Here there are no trains: only buses and taxis.
Like Malpensa, there are three buses: Terravision, Autostradale and the Orio Shuttle.
You can find them all in the bus parking area just outside the Arrivals area.
They take around 40 minutes to get to the Central Station.
Also the taxis are just outside the Arrivals area.
They don't have a fixed rate but to reach the city centre it will cost around 100€.
If you're looking for the rent-a-car area, it's located right before the Arrivals area.
And the last airport is Linate, the closest to the city centre.
Here you'll find two kinds of bus:
The first one is the shuttle service operated by Starfly, Airbus and Autostradale connecting the airport to the city.
They cost 5 euros for a ride and you can find them in front of exit 6. They leave every 30 minutes.
The second kind is the normal city bus, the bus number 73, stopping at Duomo di Milano and it costs 1,50€
It's located in front of exit 7.
Just remember: there's no dedicated space for baggage and it is not sure you are going to be able to sit.
Taxis are in front of exit 6.
They don't have a fixed rate but in order to reach the city centre it will cost around 50€.
With buses and taxis it will take around 20 minutes to get to Central Station but only if there's no traffic.
Finally, the rent-a-car stations are inside the airport, near exit 7.
This was our guide on how to reach Milan city centre from the local airports.
Remember to download the GoEuro app to buy train and bus mobile tickets
and to get up-to-date prices and connection timetables.
We hope this video helps you if you're planning to come to Milan by plane.
And if you need tips on what to visit and how to get around Milan,
you can find links to our videos in the description box.
You can also find the link to the GoEuro Facebook group, The Locals,
a community that offers tips on a lot of European cities.
People who live or have visited those cities are there to help and guide you.
Join the community to get and give advice!
And that's it! See you next time. Bye!
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