There's a lot of shitty music out there.
And all the shitty music is popular, at least what it seems like.
No good music ever gets trending.
But, would you believe me if I told you that there was once good music that was trending, that everyone has not forgotten about?
Well, I want to bring those artists back because they are very underrated and...
They need to make more songs.
So on this...
Video...
You know what, fuck it. Let's bring back Ke$ha.
I'm so tired right now, but we're gonna react to some Ke$ha songs. This is what my channel has come to, guys. Just a kid that reacts to Ke$ha.
Okay, let's go.
Is this it?
Where's the one that I want? Here we go. It's called "Blow".
Good way to start off the video.
Let's watch "Blow".
(Orchestral Music)
Very experimental.
No, that was just a stupid Apple watch commercial. "No mythological creatures were harmed in the making this video."
So, this is the one with the unicorns.
Ke$ha - So I grabbed the bear by the throat. I looked him right in the eyes, and I said bear, you have until the count of zero to put on some pants and apologize to the president.
And, um, that's the story of how I was elected to the Parliment of 'Alpaccastan'?
Jaktr - Okay, so I know that it's supposed to be like the end of a whole story,
But imagine that was like the whole story that she just told those fucking unicorns who are human-shaped, for some reason.
Probably because they can only afford YMS masks.
Ke$ha - Dance
Jaktr - "Dance." The best way to start a song.
These are some good crackers.
Ke$ha - Back door cracked, we don't need a key.
Wait, so she's breaking into this mansion owned by unicorns.
Ke$ha - Drink that Kool-Aid, follow my lead.
It's Kool-Aid a metaphor for something?
Ke$ha - You're coming with me.
Jaktr - Is licking that unicorn's nose a metaphor for something?
Ke$ha - Shut the DJ down.
Jaktr - Shut the DJ down? Is the DJ, like, a robot?
Ke$ha - No one's getting out! This place about to blow-oh-oh-oh...
Jaktr - This song is about a shootout in a party?
Ke$ha - This place about to blow-oh-oh-oh...
Jaktr - Or is it about an orgy?
That unicorn has an eye patch and a nose ring.
Kind of ghetto for unicorns who are wearing dresses in a mansion. Are these people the only humans?
Did the unicorns plan this party just so these two could meet?
When I was younger, I always thought "Why would you do that?" I didn't understand it was a sexual thing to take your bra out.
I would be confused, too.
Why is that funny to him?
He wishes he had tits the size of mine. Look, that's nothing.
Ke$ha - James Van Der Douche.
Jaktr - Oh shit, that was epic.
James - I don't appreciate you slander peeking, my name, K-E dollar sign ha.
Jaktr - K-E dollar sign HA.
Those aren't awful effects for 2010 music video.
But those are awful props.
Is that a wooden rubberband gun? So, they got that at the dollar store and then just painted it to look cheaper.
That always scared me when I was younger. That's a real cool transition, tho.
And then the unicorn looking at the camera. Imagine seeing that when you're, like, six or seven. You'd be traumatized.
(Another song starts autoplaying)
Never heard this one before what's this one?
Ke$ha - Now that I'm famous, you're up my anus.
Jaktr - Okay, that's enough.
So now, let's go to another one.
I saw these when I was so young, that I legitimately have a nostalgic connection to these songs.
Not that one, cus I never heard of it, but definitely this next one. Take it off.
Haha get it he took his hat off. Haha. This is her best song.
It sounds all stupid at first, like here.
Okay, it doesn't sound that bad, but I mean, like, the lyrics.
But then now...
(Badass music)
And when I was younger, I never understood what "turn me off" meant.
With the autotune, I always thought she was supposed to be a robot.
And she was literally turned off. Like, she had a switch on her back and you had to turn her on. That's always what I thought it meant.
Remember, I was seven. Please don't hate me that much.
Where is that desert coming from? Oh
Sorry, not desert. Bad green screen.
That's a cool effect.
But, I hate when music videos randomly just cut to this random, like, bad green screen area...
That has, like, nothing to do with the video. It makes no sense.
It's so common, too. This is probably her best video just cus of the effects.
I wish that old songs could randomly become trendy just like new songs do.
Instead of Drake or Taylor Swift or any of that generic shit, how about we bring back Ke$ha? That's what this video is about. (Shocker)
But it, like, wasn't generic. It's interesting-
Okay, my phone stopped recording for some reason, but what I said is that it's at least interesting to listen to.
Then at the end of the video, what, she unzips her tits to kill herself?
Okay, apparently unzipping your chest means your hand disappearing in a yellow smoke and...
But did she kill herself because everyone else was killing themselves?
None of her videos make any sense. Her songs are good, but her videos are just fucking nonsense with some good effects.
Okay, next one. Okay. Let's go to We R Who We R.
I remember liking this song when I was younger, but she couldn't spell "Are"?
Like, the word?
Okay, let's watch this.
I remember this one. Yes.
she looks like Miley Cyrus.
Ke$ha - Yes, of course we does.
Jaktr - "Of course we does." She even sounds like Miley Cyrus's dad. She's from Texas.
Ke$ha - Yes, of course we does.
Redneck - I tried just one chilli and it set my mouth on fire and I had a drink a 2 liter of Mountain Dew.
Ke$ha - Got that glitter on my eyes.
Jaktr - I see that. You have a lot of glitter on your eyes.
Ke$ha - Stockings ripped all up the side. Looking sick and sexified.
Jaktr - Sexified?
Ke$ha - So, let's go-oh-oh. LET'S GO!
Jaktr - Let's go where? The thrift store?
Ke$ha - We're goin' at his hard-har-R-R-R-ard. Just like the world is our-R-R-R-R-ours.
Jaktr - Oh, is that why she did that R R R?
Ke$ha - You know we're superstars. We are who we are.
We're dancin' like we're dumb-dumb-du-du-du-dumb.
Jaktr - Okay, wait, I just got the message of the video and it's a good message. The messages we're dumb.
Ke$ha - We're dumb-dumb-du-du-du-dumb.
DJ, turn it up. It's about damn time to live it up.
Jaktr - Live it up? You rhymed "up" with "up".
High I love that word
Sorry, but that's really sexy costume, I mean that's
But like a broken chandelier
Or no not chandelier a disco ball. It's like she got sick in this party that's going on
Just took her baseball back to the disco ball and used the broken pieces to make a costume
It's like Kate area that alien video it's not bring katy perry back
As she was the original cheapo buzzer and the battle bus comes in catches
Also, it's kind of odd how like it has
professional
production value for like the party scene
I'm sorry might be so cheap. It's like profession
professional production value for like all the furry scenes and then when it's like a close-up of her face little truly cheap like a TV
Disney Channel movie
Okay, next one
I'm sorry. It's just another Apple watch out. I'm not even kidding
Wait, I just noticed this while I was anything but real quick
I wanted to point out that this is a Cadillac Miller meteor ambulance
Which is the same kind of car is the ecto-1 from ghostbusters. I just thought that was cool. Anyways, oh
My god, I love this one I
Know I fucked up half of those lips and clearance if I remember this song actually, I love this
Okay, so that's really all I had to say about that one
But the whole reason I'm making this video is because she did kind of come back really back in early 2017
She made a new hit song called praying
Already, I was a little bit turned off
Because like I don't mean that in a sexual way, I mean like kind of put off I guess is the right phrase
Because like I never thought of Ke$ha as like a hardcore Christian or like hardcore religious person
Even though she said she's got Jesus on her necklace and we are who we are
But I thought okay
Maybe this is gonna be an awesome party song and then I was even more put off by her name
So she took the dollar sign out of her name. So she's no longer ke dollar sign ha and now she's Ke$ha
Like that's no fun. But okay. Let's listen to this. Hopefully it's good if I am Alive
Why?
Why if there's a God or whatever?
something
somewhere
Why have I been abandoned by everyone and everything I've ever known you almost had me?
What the fuck was that
That's like some
Discount Sam Smith shit, that's not like partying. Hardcore Ke$ha. What the fuck? Why come on?
Okay
So I asked a bunch of different youtubers for their thoughts of Ke$ha on Twitter and most of them didn't care to reply
But the people who did they didn't even know who that was
So I hope they know now. I mean, I think they should if they've seen this video
So guys if you're watching this video fuck you for not knowing who she is
But Ke$ha if you are watching this video, and I know you're not
Please just make partying songs again
That'll make me a happy boy
Or sorry. No, let's not bring back Ke$ha. Let's bring back ke dollar sign
With
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