(Let's see Mingyu scratching his butt!)
That is enough to give a wrong impression.
You put your hand in your pants.
Does the tag itch that deeply?
JeA, pretending to be that alarmed
won't erase your humiliating memories.
(Her reaction is stronger than the other's.)
It happens.
Everyone scratches their butt like that.
Imagine if it was one of us.
People will be disgusted.
I hate even the word "butt" now.
You get that, right?
We should protect his dignity, though,
so let's erase the footage for him.
We'll help people forget, so don't you worry.
- Leviosa. / - Leviosa.
Did you say the spell for me too?
JeA's asking if we said the spell for her.
- We did. / - Yes.
Now only the Year of Dog remains.
It's like mending a broken heart with love.
That's right.
You forget one incident with another.
(Being humiliated again will help you forget.)
Don Spike's hairstyle is often mentioned
as much as Kwangkyu's.
What's this about you being like Hong Gildong?
Think of it as my doppelgangers.
People post photos saying that they saw me.
- Some even contact me. / - With lookalikes?
Even I'm fooled by the resemblance.
Really?
Someone sent me a message to my social media account.
"Apologize and explain yourself or..."
- He'll take action? / - Yes, that's right.
What for?
He sent a photo asking if it was me in it.
In the photo,
I was at Han River with a big dog.
He sent a photo of me walking the dog.
I was blocking the road,
and over ten cars were jammed behind me.
He also said that I cursed at them.
So I replied to that message.
"I've never taken a walk before in my life."
You hate physical activities.
(He's touched by Don Spike's sincerity.)
You've never done such a thing.
Never in my life have I
walked my dog at Han River before.
I also told him that I don't have a dog.
I explained and helped him realize that
it wasn't me in the photo.
Moreover, I was abroad at the time.
I'm curious of the resemblance.
That's not me.
I can tell that it's not you.
- Right. / - He's more like Sean Lee.
- Which one? / - It's me in that photo.
- Really? / - Is this you?
Yes, this is me.
That guy's not me,
- but people think it is. / - Really?
- What's that? / - That's so cute.
- You look like that character. / - That's not me.
Why not create a show
that involves spotting the real you?
That'll be fun.
(Goosebumps!)
Who's that?
Isn't he from Qing Dynasty?
- My gosh. / - You two are identical.
That photo is from a history book.
He looks just like you.
- Many say... / - You do look alike.
Were you mistaken for a gang member in the US?
It's been happening a lot recently.
- Recently? / - Yes, nowadays.
I went to the US recently with John Park.
A clerk there asked John if I were
a Korean gangster.
He told her that I'm actually a pianist.
(A gentle and sweet piano man)
- He's a gentle soul. / - I don't know why,
but whenever I go to the US,
airport security detains me for two hours.
- Really? / - My gosh.
- That's harsh. / - Goodness.
There's never been an exception.
For about an hour or two, I'm taken to the back,
- and they do a background check. / - They're checking
if you're a threat.
- It must be tiring every time. / - It is.
He's actually quite a softy.
What's the Jayu Freeway incident?
Once, I was driving along the Jayu Freeway.
Someone cut in front of me at full speed
- and we nearly crashed. / - It makes you angry.
I was so startled that I instinctively followed him.
I chased after him,
and he lowered his window.
He knew I was following him,
so he stopped and opened his window.
I also lowered mine.
We both lowered our windows,
then quietly raised them back up.
- Why? / - Did he seem intimidating to you?
- We both... / - The both of you.
We were both intimidated with each other.
Were you intimidated by him as well?
- Yes. / - It was mutual.
A funnier incident happened
on a national highway in the countryside.
A car stopped in front of me at the traffic lights.
The hood was open and the lid was flapping up and down.
I honked but he didn't look,
so I got out of the car
and walked over to tell him in person.
It was still a red light, but he drove off.
- He was terrified. / - Right.
That wasn't your intention, though.
I'd never met Don Spike in person
- until I ran into him at a sauna recently. / - Really?
He was sitting with his back towards me.
I thought he was a gang member.
I treaded lightly around him,
but his locker turned out to be right next to mine.
I tried not to get on his nerves.
- You were cautious. / - Exactly.
Moreover, he also has a tattoo,
so I didn't know how to act around him.
Then he turned around
and I realized that he was Don Spike.
With utmost respect,
I folded in half as I greeted him.
(He was too polite.)
Bowing should come first.
Then we met again today in the waiting room.
But here...
- "Hi, Don Spike." / - "Hello."
(His attitude couldn't be more different.)
That's how it was.
He really looks scary from behind.
(The thrilling incident at the sauna)
What's this about you being an elephant?
- I must erase this. / - Why?
I was on a TV show where I had
- to enlist in the army. / - Right.
- "Real Men"? / - Yes, and as you know,
we're given uniforms.
I asked them for the biggest size they have
since I'm a big guy.
That included the underwear as well.
I lifted it up and it was huge.
It was this big.
I'm not kidding.
Samuel Okyere saw it
and asked whose underwear it was.
He said it looked like a duvet.
The staff digitally put in on an elephant.
They played around with it.
With computer graphics.
A still shot of it was even printed in an article.
So...
(Here's the elephant incident.)
My gosh.
Is that someone's underwear?
(It belongs to Don Spike.)
Is it for an elephant?
- Look. / - It's on an elephant.
(It was also made into a tent!)
- Oh, no. / - Look at that.
Even a duvet.
(This is too big even for me.)
- You want it erased. / - Yes, I'd like to forget that.
We'll help you with that.
My underwear isn't that big.
Then let us erase it for you.
- Leviosa. / - Leviosa.
- All right. / - There you go.
- Is that it? / - Sorry?
- Is that it? / - Doesn't it feel weird?
The process is quite simple. Don't worry.
- Like I said... / - It's like you're playing with us.
That's not true.
What's important is that you erase it yourself.
It's a very philosophical concept.
(Magic and philosophy coexist in the secret chamber.)
Each week, we look through embarrassing memories.
Cheetah, you were once a member of a group.
Yes, that's right.
- What's that? / - Hold on.
- It's Crush. / - Isn't that Crush?
My gosh.
(Crush and Cheetah, the co-ed duo?)
What's the group's name?
- It's Masterpiece. / - Masterpiece!
Cheetah, you rock that style very well.
- Long hair suits you. / - It's not embarrassing.
I look good in every style.
This isn't embarrassing history.
(It's too cool to call it embarrassing history.)
Wasn't Masterpiece famous?
Even then, it didn't do well.
But at the time,
Crush gave me a source to make myself famous.
- What was it? / - One day, he said
a new show was starting.
It was an audition program. He suggested I try it out.
It was "Show Me the Money" with rappers.
He suggested it to me, but at the time
I hadn't rapped for long nor I was good at it.
So I told him to do it himself.
I was like, "Really? You do it."
He said there are already too many male rappers.
- He said I should try since I'm good. / - Amazing.
We aimed to help our agency by becoming famous.
I said okay and joined,
- and I made it to the top six. / - You did.
So initially, you were only trying to
- make the group famous. / - Yes.
I can't believe how you and Crush didn't do well.
In the end, we are both doing well now.
(The two have become the best artists now.)
- Kwangkyu is the top actor for slapping. / - Yes.
Ironically, those who got slapped turned out well.
- That's right. / - Really?
- Do you remember anyone? / - Yu Ohseong thrived.
Of course. Everyone did well after "Friend".
Yu Ohseong, Jang Donggun,
- Won Bin, Bae Doona. / - You even slapped a woman?
He didn't slap her for real.
It was for the drama with an attendance book.
If this ever becomes a meme, it'd get very risky.
- That's very risky. / - Yes.
Do you have any know-how for slapping?
How do you slap loudly without a pain?
When you slap,
you...
Oh, I'm sorry.
(He got scared.)
- Go ahead. / - You must avoid the ear.
You shouldn't hit the ear.
The moment your hand covers the ear...
- It's not loud enough. / - It's not loud or effective,
and it injures the other person's eardrum.
It causes a ringing in the ear.
So you need to go under the ear accurately.
- Like this? / - You must slap here for a loud sound.
Exactly. Didn't you get slapped a lot?
I know this because I've done it a lot for plays.
- Here. / - Slap me.
- Are you sure? / - It's fine.
(Bring it on.)
It's all right.
- Are you sure? / - I'm sure.
(Slapping)
It was loud and clear.
He hit my ear a little.
He hit my ear.
He has long fingers.
- I'm sorry. / - His thumb hit
my eardrum. That's not okay.
- Why don't you try me? / - Okay.
Shouldn't you take off your glasses first?
- That's not okay? / - You should go a little low.
- Right. / - If you push,
- they get hurt. / - That won't be loud.
So as if you're brushing...
(Goodness.)
Oh, my.
It doesn't...
It doesn't hurt.
- It didn't hurt, did it? / - No.
It doesn't hurt, but...
If you want to thrive, get slapped.
- Who else? / - Let me try.
(The first customer is Don Spike.)
- It's... / - We need to line up.
We need to line up.
- It doesn't hurt at all. / - It doesn't hurt.
Don't worry. He has the technique.
- It's going to be loud. / - His glasses would fly.
(Jackpot)
(Good luck for Don Spike)
- It sounds painful. / - That must be painful.
It must hurt.
Wait.
That sounded painful.
That's a full slap.
What are you doing?
(Scared)
- It's... / - That must hurt.
- Are you okay? / - It's the sound effect.
- His lips were shaking. / - Didn't it hurt?
- His lips were shaking. / - Let's check the video.
- It didn't hurt, did it? / - It hurt.
- Did it hurt? / - Yes.
- Let me try. / - I've never been beaten before.
That's why. You were scared.
I noticed that you flinched.
- That's painful. / - Really?
- You don't know it yet. Try me again. / - What?
It left a mark.
- Try me. / - It left a trace.
- It's red. / - It's red.
- Mingyu, this isn't from the pain. / - It's red.
It's proof
that my cells are alive.
It'd be weird not to get it. Just relax.
- It doesn't hurt, / - It left a mark.
but they keep saying it hurts. That's why it hurts.
- You must want to thrive badly. / - Just relax.
You're going to thrive next year.
- Both parties must trust each other. / - That's right.
Watch.
(Jackpot)
(Jackpot)
That must hurt for sure.
That is obviously painful.
- That must hurt. / - That went wrong.
That went wrong.
- Didn't it hurt? / - I think my jaw is twisted.
- Your face is red. / - Your whole face is red now.
- You're going to thrive. / - Of course.
You're red down to your neck.
He was waiting.
- Saeho. / - Of course.
Actually, I need his slap to pull myself together
and do better in talking.
(Do you like Pyeongyang naengmyeon?)
(The worst variety show question in 2018)
(You might feel dizzy.)
(Your talk is dizzying.)
(The first curse of the Excellence Award)
(Will Kwangkyu's slap turn him into a good talker?)
I'll approach him lightly,
- get slapped and return to my seat. / - Naturally.
Let's try a walking slap.
- I'll go. / - A moving slap.
You must aim right for a moving slap.
Let's just do it.
(Walking)
(Jackpot)
It wasn't good.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
(Laughing)
It's hard when we're moving.
I thought he punched with his fist.
- It sounded blunt. / - It sounded blunt.
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