Okay
Let's see if I can find this bonfire
Which would be nice
Because I hope there's another bonfire
Between me and a frigging boss fight
"Undead Crypt"
It's interesting how they do
Kind of the opposite of Dark Souls
In that they would-
Oh wonderful, bonfire!
In that they would do the linear part
At the end instead
But...
I mean, they did it on purpose
They knew what they were doing
Just seems an odd choice to me
"Do you wanna chat?"
Um, sure
You can actually add me on Skype
And we can do the same thing
That Jordanix1871 and I were doing
If you're comfortable being live and vocal on the stream
I mean, I don't know if you wanted to add me on Xbox
Well actually, you have me on Xbox, but...
We could chat there
But I find the quality is significantly lower
Oh, Jesus!
Fucking Pursuers
Fuck you guys!
Oh
"Do not produce light"
Heh, creepy
Okay
I... don't really know why, but...
...this dude just hates light
"Dark required ahead"
Are you gonna talk, or are you just gonna...?
(chuckles) Okay
Well I'm curious now
"Guardian of the crypt"
Can you hear yourself on the stream?
Yeah
You're coming in clearer than on Skype, anyway
Ooh
Yep
Sounds good
Oh Jesus Christ
Fucking...
I hate this area
Mhm
Yeah
I don't think you'll come through on the stream
Which is a shame, but...
...that's okay
Mhm
Yeah
I actually have two
I have...
My webcam came with a mic
Which actually picks up the entire room
And that's what Jordanix1871 could hear me talking on
And then I'm using a kind of pro recording mic
Yeah, there we go
Oh, god damn it!
It's funny because the equipment for this stream
Is just kind of randomly built
Out of equipment we already had
Except for the...
...the capture cards
Those I bought specifically
But the mic, and the headsets...
...and the second monitor that I'm using for chat...
...that's all stuff we had lying around
Yeah
Um
I might actually try something in a second here
Whenever I get a quiet moment
I can actually get-
Oh, Jesus Christ
Where the fuck did you come from?
NOPE
You're a very powerful pyromancer!
Not interested!
Yeah
Well I saw and item and went for it, but...
Get the fuck down here
Yeah
When I get a second, I'll actually try...
...I'll see if I can...
...get the Xbox Live chat
To play out of my TV
And that should actually feed back through
Into the stream
Should
I really don't want to just cut everything short here
Jesus Christ
This area is crazy
Oh, and I'm getting invaded
Fantastic
This might actually be an NPC
I don't know
Say that again?
You're cutting out
Yep
Yeah
I actually can't watch my stream and play it
At the same time
Because it uses twice the internet connection
Upload and download
Oh these guys got me in a corner
And they're just fucking feeding it to me
Yeah
I find I get fewer [viewers] because I'm not quite so...
...loud
I get fewer followers watching
I don't know
This is the kind of stream
That I personally prefer to watch, so...
Oh Christ
I see a fog door
But I would really like a bonfire first
Nope, just fell off the edge instead
Okay
So this is where I died last time
That's a... bridge
That hopefully brings me to a bonfire
I'm in here
But I don't know where 'here' is
Okay, here...
...looks like the bonfire I was at before
Which is good
Lord_of_cinder28: I'm like, "Yeah, I built my own PC"
Lord_of_cinder28: "I once put two bricks together and they caught fire"
(chuckling) Yeah
Lord_of_cinder28: Does that count?
Well they say that's pretty much what a PS4 is
Is just two PCs taped together
Lord_of_cinder28: Two overheat bricks
Pretty much
Lord_of_cinder28: I mean, I got an Xbox One
Lord_of_cinder28: My friend likes to...
(indecipherable over game sounds)
Nice!
I probably will not buy an Xbox One
I don't see any titles for it yet that...
...I'm particularly interested in
I doubt I'm gonna get through this door
Jesus Christ
Those fucking knights
Okay
So let's do this right way instead
Lord_of_cinder28: So under the stairs you went down...
(indecipherable under game sounds)
Lord_of_cinder28: ...under there
Lord_of_cinder28: There's a guy and you gotta kill him
Okay
Yeah, those mages are taking me apart
Lord_of_cinder28: There's a guy under the stairs there
Lord_of_cinder28: And you can kill him
Lord_of_cinder28: He'll stop ringing the bell
Lord_of_cinder28: And those mages don't show up
Gotcha
That's funny
Oh, I can hit it too
Wonderful
Lord_of_cinder28: What people will do
Lord_of_cinder28: Is they'll troll people a lot
(laughs)
Lord_of_cinder28: And they'll invade them and just
Lord_of_cinder28: Stand in behind and hit the bell
That's rude as hell
Lord_of_cinder28: That's like a long time ago
Lord_of_cinder28: I would only invade there
Lord_of_cinder28: Start at the bonfire and just sprint and run
Lord_of_cinder28: And just ring the bell
Lord_of_cinder28: So they had to fight... an abundant amount of them
Good for leveling, though
Lord_of_cinder28: It's really good for leveling!
Yeah
Lord_of_cinder28: But they're annoying
Ehh, 900 souls apiece
Alright let's kite some of these knights out
Or something
Lord_of_cinder28: I just hate how every single one of them
Lord_of_cinder28: Shoot pyromancy when they're stabbed
Lord_of_cinder28: When you're like, "Why can he do that and I can't?"
Yeah
Lord_of_cinder28: I'm gonna say, um...
Lord_of_cinder28: The boss after this one in the fog gate
Lord_of_cinder28: Like, you kill the one in the fog gate
Lord_of_cinder28: And an optional boss comes up
Okay
Lord_of_cinder28: Whenever you get to the optional boss
Lord_of_cinder28: Try to kill him
Lord_of_cinder28: Depending on how much Estus you have
Because next time you see him
Lord_of_cinder28: He'll have five times as much attack and defense
Lord_of_cinder28: As much has he has now
Okay
That seems a little odd
Lord_of_cinder28: You really just wanna try your hand
Lord_of_cinder28: At fighting him first off
Yeah, for sure
Lord_of_cinder28: See what you can get
That's good advice
I see my rolling is really doing a lot
(tired sigh)
Yeah
I might end up coming back here
And farming this entire hallway
Until it's gone
Because this is insane
Lord_of_cinder28: Mmm
Lord_of_cinder28: Do you want help with this boss?
Lord_of_cinder28: Or... it seems you're all out of Estus
Yeah, I have none left
But, I dunno
I got Lifegems
I'll give it a shot, anyway
And if I don't beat him this time...
...I imagine I'll come back and just farm this hallway
Until it's done
Because I'm not doing that every time
There's no way I'm gonna do that
Every time I'm gonna fight this boss
Lord_of_cinder28: If you kill the dudes...
(mic cutting in and out)
Lord_of_cinder28: ...between all of them
Yeah
Lord_of_cinder28: This boss...
(mic cutting in and out)
Yeah
I should have Human Effigy'd before I came in
Fuck sakes
(mic cutting in and out)
(mic cutting in and out
He's just taking me apart
Lord_of_cinder28: He's a pretty difficult boss
Lord_of_cinder28: He's technically one of the ending bosses
Lord_of_cinder28: Seeing as after him, there's like...
Lord_of_cinder28: ...four points you *have* to fight a boss
Yeah
Lord_of_cinder28: There's a LOT of optional bosses
Lord_of_cinder28: Like, ah... the Painted World boss?
Yeah
No, he just completely fucking murdered me
Um...
Lord_of_cinder28: So far, let me see, there's like...
Lord_of_cinder28: ...six optional bosses?
Yeah, Lifegems are definitely not the way
To do that fight
And I should have gone in Human Effigy'd
I also went in with a broken weapon, so...
Yeah
He completely fucking took me apart
Lord_of_cinder28: Ooh!
Lord_of_cinder28: There's a weapon you can get...
Lord_of_cinder28: ...from one of the bosses
Lord_of_cinder28: It's kind of like Artorias' sword
Lord_of_cinder28: But the more souls you have on it
Lord_of_cinder28: The more damage it does
Oh, my souls are in that room...
Shit
I'm gonna go get those back, then
INTERESTING
I didn't expect to be able to do that!
Lord_of_cinder28: Actually, one of the DLC's in this
Lord_of_cinder28: Actually added Artorias' sword
Yeah
Lord_of_cinder28: Love that thing
He hits me every time he moves his weapon!
It's like...
...he swings a little slower than what I'm used to
So...
...I'm dodging early every time
Lord_of_cinder28: You can actually parry him
Lord_of_cinder28: Yeah, you can actually parry this entire fight
Lord_of_cinder28: It's kind of funny
(laughs) Okay
That is kind of funny
Lord_of_cinder28: When he's swinging, like
Lord_of_cinder28: A full overhead, gonna-smash-you-in-the-face swing
Lord_of_cinder28: Into a little Buckler
Lord_of_cinder28: Sending shots away
Lord_of_cinder28: And he'll be pulling back, all dramatic
Lord_of_cinder28: Like a cap shooter into a little shield
Yeah
Um, Jordanix1871 actually...
Lord_of_cinder28: Like how strong would you have to be...
...Jordanix1871 recommended that I fight The Pursuer
With parry
And I tried, and he took me apart
For as long as I was trying to parry
And then I just... went back to my way of playing
And I was fine
So I don't think I'll try to parry him
Just because of...
...how much it'll do
If I do that
Lord_of_cinder28: I've only parried The Pursuer...
(indecipherable over game sounds)
Lord_of_cinder28: Oh no!
Yeah
I tried to Human Effigy
But it didn't work
(laughs) Oh fuck!
I can't back away from him at all
If I want to heal, I have to dodge
A couple of his attacks
And then I have to...
...heal while standing right next to him
If you try to get away from him
He's one of those guys that...
...he has an infinite sword reach
So it doesn't matter how far you back away
Lord_of_cinder28: Well, wait until you fight his brother
Lord_of_cinder28: He's regarded as the hardest Dark Souls boss ever
Yeah
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