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HEY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
YOU DO?!
YEAH! LET'S HAVE FUN!
YEAH!
WE COULD INVITE EVERYONE!
¶ RAINBOW MONKEYS, RAINBOW MONKEYS ¶
¶ OH, SO VERY ROUND AND SUPER CHUNKY ¶
¶ BRINGING LOVE WHEREVER THEY GO ¶
¶ EVERYONE IS MADE OF A BIG RAINBOW ¶
¶ OH, RED AND ORANGE ¶
¶ AND PINK AND BLUE ¶
¶ RAINBOW MONKEYS, RAINBOW MONKEYS ¶
¶ WE LOVE YOU ¶
LOOK!
WE FOUND THE HAPPY CROWN!
[ GRUNTING ]
All: WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW?
LET'S HAVE MORE FUN!
WITH EVERYONE!
¶ RAINBOW MONKEYS, RAINBOW MONKEYS ¶
¶ OH, SO VERY ROUND AND SUPER CHUNKY¶
¶ BRINGING LOVE WHEREVER THEY GO ¶
¶ EVERYONE IS MADE OF A BIG RAINBOW ¶
IT'S BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!
[ SOBBING ]
[ GROWLING ]
[ CHEERING ]
I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I KNOW -- LET'S SING AND DANCE LIKE DUMMIES.
¶ BLAH-LA-LA, BLAH-LA-LA ¶
AAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE SAT THROUGH THAT JUNK.
I THOUGHT IT WAS WONDERFUL.
I CAN'T WAIT TILL THE SECOND PART
OF THE DOUBLE FEATURE STARTS!
I'D RATHER HAVE MY ARMS RIPPED OFF
AND JAMMED INTO MY EARS
THAN SIT THROUGH MORE OF THAT CRUD.
OH, IT WASN'T THAT BAD, NUMBUH 4.
I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY FAITHFUL TO THE BOOK.
THE NEXT ONE'S ABOUT TO START.
MIGHT AS WELL GET IN THERE.
UGH! I'LL SEE YOU BABIES LATER.
I'M GONNA GO CHECK OUT A REAL MOVIE.
[ CHEERING ]
ONE FOR THE SPECIAL SCREENING
OF "VIOLENCE: THE MOVIE," PLEASE.
HMM?
THANK YOU.
NOW, THERE'S THE MOVIE FOR ME.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
UH, ONE FOR - THAT VIOLENT MOVIE, PLEASE.
NO, NO CAN DO, KID.
THAT MOVIE IS RATED "R" --
FOR ADULTS ONLY.
STUPID GROWN-UPS
TRYING TO KEEP - THE GOOD STUFF FOR THEMSELVES.
ALL RIGHT! THAT WAS EASIER THAN I --
OH, GOSH, KIDDO,
THIS ISN'T THE MOVIE FOR YOU,
BUT I KNOW JUST WHERE YOU BELONG.
IN YOU GO, LITTLE PARTNER.
ENJOY THE SHOW!
[ GASPS ]
LET'S HAVE SUPER-DUPER MORE FUN
WITH EVERYONE! ¶ RAINBOW MONKEYS, RAINBOW MONKEYS ¶
Numbuh 4: LET ME OUT OF HERE!
[ GRUNTING ]
Rainbow Monkeys: ¶ EVERYONE IS MADE OF A BIG RAINBOW ¶
Numbuh 4: STUPID BABY MOVIES!
"VIOLENCE: THE MOVIE," PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
WHOA! WHOA!
HI.
[ Deep voice ] ONE FOR
"VIOLENCE: THE MOVIE," PLEASE.
ENJOY THE SHOW, ADMIRAL.
THANK YOU, MY GOOD -- WHOA-OHH-OHH!
AAAAAH-OHH!
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
YOUR TICKET, SIR?
GULP.
[ GASPS ]
UM...
LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.
HERE YOU GO. NOW LET'S GET IN THERE.
WE DON'T WANT - TO MISS A MINUTE, DO WE?
[ Normal voice ] OH, NO WAY.
[ Deep voice ] SURE THING, FELLOW ADULT.
WOW. IT SURE IS PACKED.
HEY, THERE'S A COUPLE OF SEATS.
Both: UH, EXCUSE ME. SORRY.
PARDON ME. EXCUSE US.
YOU KNOW, - THIS IS MY FIRST TIME HERE.
[ Normal voice ] ME TOO. - COOL!
OH, BOY, OH, BOY! HERE WE GO.
HEY, WHERE'S THE MOVIE?
MOVIE?!
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, THE COAST IS CLEAR.
Numbuh 4: [ GASPS ]
MR. WINK AND MR. FIBB?
KNIGHTBRACE?
COUNT SPANKULOT? THE GREAT PUTTINSKY?
MEGAMOM AND DESTRUCTODAD.
"R"-RATED MOVIES ARE REALLY SUPERVILLAIN MEETING PLACES?
ISN'T THIS THE COOLEST?
UH, YEAH...REAL COOL.
Leader: OKAY, OKAY,
LET'S GET THIS MEETING STARTED.
TODAY'S TOPIC IS, AS USUAL,
THE UTTER DESTRUCTION OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
[ CHEERING ]
SO THE FLOOR IS OPEN.
ANY IDEAS?
COME ON!
YOU'RE VILLAINS, FOR PETE'S SAKE.
YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE SOME KIND OF EVIL PLANS OR SOMETHING.
WISH ME LUCK, PAL.
OOH, OOH, OOH!
OH, JEEZ. ANYBODY ELSE?
I KNOW, I KNOW! COME ON!
ALL RIGHT.
TOILENATOR, YOU'RE UP.
YES!
I SUGGEST WE,
UH, SOMEHOW CAPTURE ONE
OF THE STUPIDER KIDS NEXT DOOR.
LIKE NUMBUH 4. HE'S STUPID.
[ MURMURING AGREEMENT ]
THEY CAN'T BE TALKING ABOUT ME.
IT'S JUST NOT --
WE COULD CAPTURE HIM AND USE HIM FOR BAIT
TO TRAP THE REST OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
AND DESTROY THEM.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ ALL LAUGH EVILLY ]
SAY, THAT'S NOT A BAD PLAN, TOILENATOR --
ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT THAT STUPID NUMBUH 4.
[ Deep voice ] UH, CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM, PLEASE?
OF COURSE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK PERMISSION.
YOU'RE NOT A KID, YOU KNOW.
OH, YEAH. [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
SORRY.
PARDON ME. EXCUSE ME.
SORRY. MY FAULT ENTIRELY.
[ GASPING ]
EXCUSE ME. WHOA!
AHH!
WHAT?
YOU NEVER SEEN A GUY GOING TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE?
IT'S THAT STUPID ONE!
GOOD JOB, BIG BROTHER.
SO, TRYING TO SPY
AT A SUPERSECRET-VILLAINS-ONLY STRATEGY MEETING, HUH?
ANY LAST REQUESTS, K.N.-DONE FOR?
[ Normal Voice ] UM...CHEWY PELLETS?
TYPICAL.
ALL YOU STUPID KIDS THINK ABOUT IS CANDY.
HEY, CANDY GUY,
GET OVER HERE.
All: OHH!
HERE'S YOUR CHEWY PELLETS, BRAT.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THEM.
THEY'LL BE YOUR LAST. [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
WHA?
OHH! OHH!
GET HIM!
HUH?
[ LAUGHS ]
YEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HAW!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
SO LONG, SUCKERS!
NOBODY CALLS ME...STUPID?
AAAH!
OOH!
RAAAH!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ ALL MOANING ]
HA HA!
HOLD AS MANY CRUDDY MEETINGS AS YOU WANT,
BUT YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR NUMBUH 4
OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR!
STUPID ADULTS.
WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSER-- WHOA!
YOU...YOU JERK!
THIS WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
EVERYONE LOVED MY PLAN,
AND I ACTUALLY THOUGHT I'D MADE A FRIEND!
BUT NOW MY PLAN IS RUINED
BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT MY SO-CALLED FRIEND
IS MY GREATEST ENEMY!
SORRY!
SORRY?!
I'M GOING TO FLUSH YOU!
AHHHH!
WHOA! WHOA!
UGH. [ GROANS ]
I-I DID IT!
I CAPTURED NUMBUH 4!
I'M THE BESTEST, BESTEST EVER!
YEAH!
YOU OUGHTA BE IN THE MOVIES.
HUH?
OH, WELL, I ALWAYS THOUGHT I'D MAKE A GREAT ACTOR --
YOU KNOW, THE ROMANTIC-LEAD KIND OF A ROLE,
KIND OF LIKE THAT -- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I HATE YOU.
WHOA!
LOOK OUT!
OH, THE PAIN!
AAH!
[ SCREAMING ]
[ GROANING ]
THERE YOU ARE.
SO, HOW WAS THE MOVIE, NUMBUH 4?
DID IT HAVE ENOUGH ACTION FOR YOU?
EH, IT WAS ALL RIGHT.
ADULT MOVIES ARE OVERRATED.
WELL, OUR MOVIE WAS GREAT!
THE RAINBOW MONKEYS FOUND A MAGIC BOUNCING BALL,
AND THEY BOUNCED IT, AND THEY WERE HAPPY,
AND THEN -- OH, AND THEN THEY BOUNCED IT,
AND THEY SANG, AND THEN THEY WERE EVEN MORE HAPPY.
AND THEN THEY BOUNCED IT, AND THEY DANCED, TOO!
¶ LA LA LA LA DA DA DA ¶
¶ LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA ¶
All: SURPRISE! AHHH!
[ SHIVERING ]
[ GASPS ]
YAY! SCARY SURPRISE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NUMBUH 3. MAKE A WISH.
AND, AS PER KIDS NEXT DOOR TRADITION,
WE'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN.
SHE PROBABLY WISHED TO GO PICK FLOWERS.
YEAH, WITH A PONY.
[ BOTH SNICKERING ]
I KNOW!
I WANT TO LEAD A MISSION!
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
NUMBUH 1, SHE CAN'T POSSIBLY LEAD A MISSION.
CAN, TOO! - CANNOT!
CAN, TOO!
CANNOT!
YOU'D MESS UP THE MISSION BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED!
[ SOBBING ]
I WANT TO LEAD A MISSION!
UM, ACTUALLY, IT JUST SO HAPPENS
THAT I KNOW THE PERFECT SUPERDANGEROUS MISSION
THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.
YOU DO?!
WE DO?
Numbuh 1: UM, OF COURSE.
MY ONLY CONCERN IS THAT THIS MISSION MIGHT BE TOO PERILOUS,
TOO DANGEROUSLY, EXCITINGLY, THRILLINGLY DANGEROUS.
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT?
BRING IT ON!
UGH!
[ GROWLS ]
UGH!
RAH!
MMM!
[ WHISTLES ]
YAY!
[ GRUNTING ]
COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!
HMM.
[ GROWLS ]
PHEW! - PHEW! PHEW!
NICE PIECE OF WORK, NUMBUH 1!
MAKING HER THINK THAT BUYING A KID'S MEAL
IS A MISSION WAS PRETTY SLICK.
WELL, I HAD TO DO SOMETHING.
SHE IS A MEMBER OF THE TEAM.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WELL, WHILE WE'RE WAITING,
SCOOP ME, BABY.
UM...HELLO?
HELLO?!
EXCUSE ME!
HOW MAY I SERVE YOU?
I'M ON A MISSION.
AN IMPORTANT MISSION.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'D BE PERFECT - FOR ONE OF MY KID'S MEALS.
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE!
HAS IT GOT A GOOD SURPRISE?
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, I THINK SO.
[ GASPS, SCREAMS ]
WHAT'S TAKING HER SO LONG?
MUST BE A LONG LINE IN THERE.
[ WHIMPERING ]
[ GROANING ]
AHH!
OW!
UGH!
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!
SHE CAN'T EVEN BUY A LOUSY KID'S MEAL!
[ HUMMING ]
[ GROANS ]
WHAT HAPPENED?
SO, DID YOU LIKE MY SURPRISE?
[ BELL DINGS ]
OH, GOODY!
MY FIRST CUSTOMER!
WELCOME TO BURGER FRENZY.
HOW MAY I HELP YOU, HMM?
[ INDISTINCT GROWLING ]
ONE KID'S MEAL COMING UP.
DRIVE THROUGH, PLEASE.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
HMM.
HAVE WE EATEN HERE BEFORE?
NAH. IT JUST OPENED. WHY?
WELL, LOOK AT THE SIGN --
"TRY OUR NEW KID'S MEAL."
THAT'S REALLY WEIRD.
MAYBE IT'S A TYPO.
AND HERE YOU GO-GO-GIDDLY-GO.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
WHO'D WANT TO EAT A KID?
MAYBE IT'S GOAT MEAT.
COOL.
CHECK OUT THAT MINIVAN FULL OF SHARKS.
SHARKS?! SHARKS?! SHARKS?! SHARKS?!
KIDS NEXT DOOR, BACK TO THE SHIP!
[ SHOUTING ]
Numbuh 4: WHAT WAS I THINKING?
HOW COULD I LET HER GO IN THERE ALONE?
DON'T WORRY, NUMBUH 4.
NUMBUH 3's RESOURCEFUL. SHE'LL PULL THROUGH.
YEAH, RIGHT.
SHE COULDN'T FIGHT HER WAY OUT OF A CARDBOARD BOX.
NUMBUH 2, STEP ON IT!
GET OUT OF THE WAY,
'CAUSE NUMBUH 5 IS GOING FISHING, BABY!
NICE SHOT, NUMBUH 5.
NOW REEL HIM IN.
All: WHOA!
[ GRUNTING ]
NUMBUH 2, WE NEED ALTITUDE NOW.
ROGER THAT.
NEED...SOME... HELP UP IN HERE.
I'M ON IT.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
AAAAAH! AAAAAH!
WHOA-A-A! WHOA-A-A!
WHOA!
NUMBUH 4! HOLD ON!
THANKS.
OHH, I THINK I GOT IT!
WHOA, IT'S A BIG ONE, BUT I GOT IT!
All: WHOA!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
AAAAH! HANG ON, NUMBUH 3!
YEE-HAW!
AAAH!
[ GROWLS ]
COME ON, COME ON! RELOAD IT!
I'M RELOADING IT!
[ GASPS ] THEY'RE HEADING FOR THE WATER!
TAKE THE SHOT, NUMBUH 5.
TAKE THE SHOT!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
NUMBUH 3!
[ LAUGHS ] OH, CHESTER, YOU GENIUS,
YOU'VE FINALLY COME UP WITH A FOOLPROOF PLAN
TO MAKE OODLES OF CASH.
[ LAUGHS ]
AS LONG AS THERE ARE STUPID KIDS
AND HUNGRY SHARKS, I'LL BE RICH!
[ LAUGHS ]
HYAH!
OHH!
Y-YOU -- MEAL -- SHARK.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS MEANS?
THEY'LL WANT THEIR MONEY BACK.
TIME TO FINISH MY BIRTHDAY MISSION!
THIS TIME I'LL DEEP-FRY YOU
BEFORE YOU'RE BURGERED!
WHOA! WHA!
HYAH!
OH, MY EYES!
BYE-BYE!
AAAAAAH!
NO!
OHH!
NO! NO!
HOLD THE ONIONS.
CHECK, PLEASE. OH-HO-HO-HO-HO!
¶ LA-LA-LA LA-LA LA-LA-LA LA-LA LA ¶
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
HI, GUYS!
[ ALL TALKING ]
WOW! THAT WAS THE SUPERFUNNEST
EXTRADANGEROUS BIRTHDAY MISSION EVER!
OH, HO, HO.
WHAT HAPPENED?
[ GASPS ]
OH, NO!
NO! NO!
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