The process of mental preparation, and gear preparation is an essential part of every tournament.
We asked each player to describe in detail their last 15-20 minutes before the game.
Some tournaments have internet and I can play CS DM, some tournaments don't and I have to play aim map against bots.
So usually I warm-up until I feel I'm ready, if I have enough time.
When I'm ready, I go to the maps, which we are going to play, throw grenades to practice,
and if I have enough time I just sit and listen to some music.
Before the game I play DM, I try pistols, AWP, AK, if I don't hit the shots, I play AWP maps for 10-15 minutes.
During the tournament warm-up we have 10-15 minutes on the scene,
firstly to feel the mouse sensitivity I play on any map, I don't shoot, but I just move my aim around, to see how I feel it.
After that I usually I play either DM, but we don't usually have internet.
So I start the map with bots to warm up my aim for 5-10 minutes,
no matter with what gun, M4 or Ak, that's basically it.
Then we join the server and warm up against the opponents for 3-5 minutes,
giving information on the enemy, warming up aim, I drag my mouse across trying to feel the sensitivity.
Depending on whether ther's Internet or not,
I can play against bots on an empty map to get used to the game, react faster,
feel the mouse and synchronize myself with the computer.
If there's Internter I do it on DM or aim maps against people, if no, I warm up against bots.
Then I'm configuring Teamspeak,
adjusting the balance between in game sounds and how loud I can hear my teammates in Teamspeak,
making sure everything's working and everything is connected.
I have a config file with bots, and to run them I need to write 4 commands.
First bot kick, then accept bot, then bot kick and then bot quota 10.
You have 10 bots running towards you with knives to practice your aim,
or I go to DM to practice AWP and other devices there.
That's it, then we join lobby, start getting ready for the game,
listen to the coach and manager's instructions, get a massage and then start the game.
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Nice!
Uphill. We're driving uphill, three men in the car.
[S]: That's it.
Guys, the car is approved. No power loss.
Hi everyone! You didn't expect to see a Peugeot in an E-Klasse review, did you?
The reason we put this here was that you would remember what the very first E-class cars looked like,
the legendary W124 two of which chased a car exactly like this one here.
This car, btw, is coming up in one of our next reviews, too. And this is not just some random replica of /the/ car
Luc Besson himself saw this car, liked it and commented on it.
So let's remember what the first E-class ever looked like.
[scenes from 'Taxi' (1998, France)]
We thought in order to show you how the original E-class looked like, we could just find one and sow it to you.
Fun fact: E-class is the best sold class. By now, about 12 or even 13 million cars of the class have been sold.
Out of those, about 2.5 million of sales were the share of this 124 model. It was a very successful one.
In 1993, it was finally restyled. Later, BMW realized that carburettor car were no longer trending. The E used to be for eject back in the day.
And since then, the E stands for E-class. It has also received several awards for owner loyalty.
For some reason, people resist to switch to something else. There is something in that car that attracts them.
And before I show you the new E, let's see what the very first one looked like.
We were alowed to take advantage of this quite nicely taken care of E124 with a 4.2 L engine.
With a blue interior covered in - what's this? Velour? Yeah, it's blue velour interiors.
It's all blue, the seats, even the floor. Very blue.
What's noteworthy is that it has electric glass controllers.
It's 1993. In Russia, we didn't even have injector engines.
So what, Arty? Any sharp comments on the new E? It's just he's already been in one. We shot it yesterday, and today we came for this one.
[A]: The back bent is a lot more comfortable, the armrests, too. I dot's get stuck with my legs leaning against the driver's seat,
[A]: getting in is a lot more comfortable, I don't bump my foot against the step there. And it's cosier in general.
For some reason, the first E-class was bigger in the back but smaller in the cabin here
Maybe that's why these were considered passenger-oriented cars. For sure, there's more space int he back.
Let's take a look at how the design of Mercedes Benz has evolved. The 124 had two rectangular deflectors,
The lining was shapr and even, the board here, too, slightly sizing down in width top to bottom.
A very even sharply shaped central tunnel over here.
That bump over here was not present even though that was the thing making it up for comfort.
The next body type was 210 where we had almost the same rectangular deflectors, this decorative line went up and vecame more of a decoration.
And then we have the same even board coming sharp down, and the same lines.
In 211, this decorative plank moved a tad lower and got itself some volume.
The same rectangular deflectors, and the same even board falling down vertically.
The 212 got a bit more interesting. The deflectors became kind of spaely, but we still have lots of straight lines.
And the board falls vertically, too, which I dislike a lot, and sharply breaks over to become the central tunnel.
In 213, however, everything was changed. Nary straight lines remained, right angles have all been rounded.
For the first time in the E-class history, the heater deflectors turned from rectangular to round.
And finally, Mercedes raised the central tunnel and rounded up the transition from the central console to the tunnel.
And so they gave it a touch of comfort.
To my mind, /the/ biggest interior change occurred between 212 and 213. It's a huge yes to the Mercedes designers.
I don't know if they switched designer teams or maybe gave 'em a raise.
We are now going back to Rostov from Salsk, and you are going back to the 2017 from 1993.
But before you see the new E, I'd like you to imagine something.
What would the movie 'Taxi' (the French one) look like if filmed nowadays?
The cars would have looked somewhat like this.
Nice music, frame changes, lamps, lights and stuff.
But that is not the reason you are watching this channel. Today, as usual, we have an unusual review.
I am not supposed to film a Mercedes review in the first place. I smoke, I swear and I drive a BMW.
However, you might wonder what's this E-class review for, after all.
I posted a pic of its dash panel on Instagram, and people started going really crazy with their suggestions.
One of the coolest suggestions was the one saying that it was the new dash board for the Lada 2107 we had bought for our new project.
The story is as follows. I'm currently thinking of purchasing my next car,
I've been tchoosing between E-class cars, so my options are Audi A6, BMW 5 and E-class Mercedes.
And so I came to check out the E. And it turns out, a good acquaintance of mine, Stas, is a manager with Klyuch-Avto
And he's not apparently just a worker but a very good one because the Sales Manager I'd talked to recommended this guy.
Let us let Dima go, and then we'll get inside to warm up a little. And I'll tell why we're so lucky to have Stas with us.
It's cold, so Dima, please, go so we can film the Mercedes.
In fact, the Sales Manager lied to us. I had posted a Mercedes pic a long time ago saying we were having a review,
And that was a white Mercedes E200. Turns out, the Sales Manager lied to us fot good, and I cracked his witty plan.
Instead of a white E200 we got a black E400 here.
333 HP, 480 N·m of torque and a 4-wheel drive.
We'll probably be very brief about the exterior because it's the obvious part, I think.
Unlike the previous E-class cars, esecially the last 212s, this one has rather a solid design, Looks really amazing and it's no doubt.
While the previous ones have been accused of being boring and excess conservativeness, now the car os a bombshell
Yet there still is one flaw. Let me remind you that I'm no professional review-maker. I view these cars as a potential user,
but today we lucked out big time because Stas is not just a manager but he loves these cars, knows all about them, the history behind them.
So you can just look at the car and ask him questions.
[S]: You mentioned a flaw in the design. Let's start with it.
Yeah. The flaw. It has become a meme trending all over the Internet.
Look at this car and somebody, 'cept for Stas here' tell me what's the difference between ths E and a C.
Btw, you have a unique opportunity to troll me on my hat with this baby mammoth.
Stas has no hat at all. Are you okay?
[S]: Yeah, it's fine.
[S]: Let's start with the front part of the car.
[S]: The first thing that makes this car differentiable by eye both when still and on the move is the lighting.
[S]: The E has two LED strips in each lighting block.
[S]: The main reason for doing it that way was probably a reference to previous E-class designs when there were two separate blocks of lighting on each side.
[S]: The C-class has only one LED strip.
[S]: Let's move to the side. Here, near the front light, begins a body curve which goes thru door handles,
[S]: both the front and the rear one which is important. And the curve leads up to the rear lighting.
[S]: This allows to make the car visually longer than it is.
[S]: As for the C-class, this line would go thru the front door handle and then gradually slope down towards under the rear door handle.
[S]: That helps to highlight the car's dynamic properties. Se we get a heavily charged front, and it gradually goes down to under the handle.
What about the rear?
[S]: In the rear things are a bit more obvious than you could think.
[S]: With this E a new lighting technology has been adopted, the so-called Stardust. You don't see the direct LED's direct light
[S]: You can only see the reflexion of it on a special lpatform covered in non-homogenic crumbles.
[S]: That is the E's hallmark. With a C-class, you're gonna see a LED contour laid in the same pattern on the top and the bottom.
I suggest we take a look under the hood and move to the inside 'cuz thay's where the interesting stuff is.
[S]: In fron of you is a V-6 with two turbines. The cylinder blocks are placed at 60 degree angle
[S]: This engineering solution allowed to get rid of the balancing shaft and make the whole thing lighter. In fact, it's all aluminum.
[S]: The car is equipped with a 9-step gear box. Yes, it is a 9-step, a unique offer for a big city.
[S]: As compared to the previous 7-step gearbox, this one is more efficient. Extra 2 gears allow to reduce crankshaft rotation count.
[S]: As a result, you get less noise on higher speed, less wearout and less fuel consumption.
The most interesting part and, tbh, the most important part for me is the one you see when sitting here.
[S]: Note the km count on the dashboard. Very symbolic. 333.3 km.
OMG. I think, you did something to it.
Let me just remind you, this Mercedes has 333 HP.
Proofing. The first thing you hear is this... proofing. We joked yesterday that it closes like a Mercedes door.
[S]: Yes, like a Mercedes.
The first impression I have is, it's very very very pleasant for the eye. Totally opposite of what the previous E was like.
When sitting in the previous one, I tried comforting myself saying it's a Mercedes, it should be ice and good.
Excuse me, 212 owners. I understand that when using a car over a period of time, you start to see some stuff to be nice.
but my first impression from that one was, I didn't like it much. The design was pretty boring and dull.
There we had rough straight lines, an even central console. And what I disliked most of all, the tunnel wasn't protruded up at all.
What happens here? It's almost like Mercedes heard me say it, and made it all happen,
And the new BMWs are the opposite. It all sticks out on the top here, and then it goes down and inwards creating some free space. And then comes the tunnel.
[S]: Note also that extra cosiness is achieved thru the console gradually moving to the door.
[S]: It's not shapr and edgy, it's vert soft and curvy. Note that there are barely any right angles. Feels like it wraps you.
[S]: The design originated in the body type 222.The interior got as close to each other as possible.
[S]: Plus, regarding the equipment, it's safe to say that this E is the most hi-tech Mercedes on the market today.
As a BMW owner, I have no choice but to troll this design a little bit.
Why is there four of these airducts? That's my burning question. What for four?
[S]: It's a designer solution. Again, it visually widens the central console thus making for more space.
Arty, say honestly, are you thinking now if you can cut these two out and fit a 1-DIN HU in there?
I can't stop thinking about that, really.
The first thought I had was if you can give this up for tuning. I mean, many people lose deflectors in order to install monitors.
But, there is no need to install a monitor in here. In fact, I can say I have never seen a monitor this wide in stock.
Moreover, they placed the monitor and the dash panel under the same glass which looks awesome.
But this is available in certain complectations.
[S]: The multimedia system is NTG 5.5. It's the newest multimedia system Mercedes Benz has at the moment.
[S]: As for the monitor, the thing you liked - that effect is reached by placing it under the same glass - it's mineral glass.
[S]: The monitors themselves are high definition which prevents you from seeing pixels.
[S]: A more modern multimedia makes the design of the interface look softer and necer for the eye.
[S]: And color rendition is amazing, isn't it?
The graphics is amazing, the definition is amazing. As for the delays, gotta say I'm very demanding,
and if I were them, I'd make it a little faster. But still, this is the fastest I've seen so far
That regards both stock HUs, custom ones are no better in that respect, too. This one is great in that respect.
[S]: I haven't told you that yet but you intuitively started using Mercedes Benz's new technology for controlling the HU.
[S]: There are two touch pads on both sides of the steering wheel, one on the right and one on the left.
[S]: The right touchpad is responsible for the central monitor, the left one is for the dash panel meters.
The car's approved, guys. No power loss. 14.5 V. We have some absolutely useless meters here.
They show us the torque and the power.
Let's get back to the buttons here. I'm kinda intrigued. So these are touch. I scroll the right one, and I control the display to the right, the central one?
[S]: That is correct.
And the left one heps control whatever is happening ont he dash panel here. The graphics are amazing as I said.
These thingies work really well. To be fair, when I first realized they were touch, felt really sceptical 'bout them.
I thought they wouldn't do well and would fall back on the reaction. But they follow finger movement exactly. Really great.
And looks like I can make a choice right here, too.
[S]: Choise confirmation is performed via a mechanical button int he middle.
So I can do it from here and on the stick, right?
[S]: Mercedes Benz proveides the owner with three means of control. One, there's this controller which was present in previous models, too.
[S]: It is also intuitively understandable. The next step was - making this touchpad in the central part here.
[S]: Here, you can act on pretty much the same functions you've acted on from the steering wheel touchpad.
So I can navigate here, and I can do it over here, right?
[S]: Absolutely correct. They cover each other.
And the stock does the same. So they solved the problem of personal convenience very simply.
There are three options here. Pick any.
And gotta admit, I don't know how to use this system but I just scrolled around, and I understood it all. How crazy is that?
Intuitive understandability is just top notch.
As much as I hated the previous E-class, just as much I love the new one. Really cool.
As for the multimedia, we can hook it up to Apple Carplay or to Android Auto. Both work.
I think we'll make a special video on how the two devices work in this car 'cuz I think if we start playing around, it will take a reeeally long time.
We can arrange for an Apple vs Android battle. It's just Stas here has an Android powered phone and he says it works better.
Personally I don't really like Apple Carplay. Bu I still think it would be faster and nicer when connected with this HU
I guess we could check what goea better. Which one navigates faster, how're the things with maps etc.
[S]: The driving modes can be switched via 'Dynamic select' controller right here at hand for the driver.
[S]: When you switch it, here, on the monitor, the current mode is shown, and the options are visualized.
[S]: For example, for the 'Sport' mode, a G-Force indicator pops up meaning it shows the directions of overload distribution.
And individual..?
[S]: It's a mode for you to customize it all you want by picking --
Right here? And I don't need to connect some server or something?
[S]: Yes. It's all here. You pick settings, and you enjoy the results.
So here are the modes: Eco, Comfort, Sport, Sport + and Individual.
[S]: Apart from it all, right now, the central panel, the driver's panel is rather classic in terms of design.
[S]: Mercedes Benz thought about the drivers and left a dor open for customizing that, too.
[S]: So you can change the way your dash panel looks by your mood, maybe.
Let me try it myself. Okay, so I'm pushing, say. Home to go back to Main Menu.
Oh, wait. This was the left one.
[S]: You need this one. Here's that hime, too.
Btw, look. I can move like this, from here, and I can move with the touchpad. Very convenient.
[S]: Oh, one more thing I wanted to mention. This touchpad is capable of recognizing handwriting. So you can text from here.
You know, taht is not something you can surprise people with. I trolled Opel's a lot. Let's see what this one's like.
[S]: Let's see.
Let's try. Car, connect, system, style image. And here I see the dash right away.
I opened the menu and went 'Ok', 'Ok', 'Ok'.
[S]: Yes.
Progressive. We have the speedometer and the tachoemeter on the same scale here.
'Classic' was the one set before.
It's loading. I'm guessing it's renewing it's theme, too.
[S]: Correct. It is not only changing the dash's theme but the theme of the whole control system so it's loading.
Sport. Okay, we'll check it during the Android vs. iPhone battle.
[S]: Press Connect here.
Handwritten input here.
[S]: Here are menu issues that allow us to wire up various devices.
Okay, we're seated here. We're ready to go. Finally finished with the red tape business. I signed the papers.
This is going to be a regular test-drive. I signed for not driving at an over 90 degree angle side to the front.
And I also shousldn't go over 260 km/h.
The first thing I want to acknowledge is the key. It is a piece of art, actually.
It's really good looking and it's nice to touch but I have something to mock, too.
Just like iPhones in this Black Onyx - I think that's the color- this film is gonna scratch and stain really fast.
I don't know for sure. I'm only making suggestions. The device is really amazing.
Another thing to notice is this awesome black glass. As cool as these looked when on, just as cool they are when off.
They are barely separated. If you look closer, you can sure see the separation line. And it just looks like a really wide iPad.
Looks really great. And I really liked those iPads the previous Mercedes cars used to have here on the top.
They decided not to get rid of it. tHey just moved the screen deeper, and they made ths - dunno what to call it, maybe - framing thinner. Looks really nice.
Okay, let's get it started.
Mercedes Benz. In case you forgot.
Okay, so the odometer reads 333 km.
Guys, we're in a brand new E worth ₽4.3 million with barely any mileage. It's very new!
Now we'll try to take a ride. And I'm trying to find the stick automatically.
I have a confession to make. This is the first time I ever drive an E-class car.
The proofing is really nice. We'll see what it's like on the road. Right now, it is quite close to custom proofing.
Stock proofing is very rarely good, even in courtesy and enterprise cars.
We are now driving to a very busy street, Malinovskogo avenue. Here goes a truck. And we barely hear it pass.
Flipping a sofa to a sofa, it would be hard to surprise me. But gotta notice the drive here is very soft.
I don't know. Maybe my car's getting old. I recently drove a new 5-er BMW and didn't feel much difference.
This one, however, gobbles up bumps on the road -- well, somehow different
[S]: In this complectation, we have so-called 'selective' shock absorbers.
[S]: Meaning they have different working modes for different pavement types.
[S]: E.g. if there are some minor bumps, the shock absorbers don't work in full capacity but only partially in order to even up that small stuff.
Gotta say that we're driving a 4-wheel drive car. Not only it has crazy torque and 333 HP but also a 4-wheel drive
I know you all are waiting for me to speed up. We'll get to the highway and hopefully, we'll be able to go fster there.
We do, however, have an obligation not to drive above 60 km/h in the city, and over 90 km/h on the highway.
We'll exceed that limt just a teeny bit, though. Not too much but just a little.
[S]: Speeding up to 110 km/h wouldn't hurt anyone. It's under speed limitation policy.
The bums are soft. I guess a new car makes for it. And whatever it is you say, it's working.
[S]: The new shock absorbing system does work, yes.
See? Who else would've told you that? That is why I said we were lucky Stas was with us today.
I mean, never would I ever drive an E-class and say 'selective...' whatever the hell you said after that.
It also has a cam, right? I have the sign 40 pop up here. Did it see the sign somewhere?
[S]: Yes, indeed. The rearview mirror has a cam in its base. The cam reads road signs and shows you limits.
[S]: Moreover, you can set a sound reminder via the interface. E.g. your limit is 40 now. You can set the system
[S]: to play a sound reminder when you exceed this limit for, say, 25-30 km/h. Then it will tell you that you're running over the limit.
It's slowly getting darker outside. We chose the time on purpose. Usually, I start with a set to finish early, before the dusk,
otherwise, the picture looks bad I will look bad outside today but I want to show you this illumination so bad.
It looks breathtaking, especially in the night.
[S]: It is called ambiant internal lightig. E-class Mercedes Benz has it in 64 colors.
[S]: Yet again, you can customize it all you want via the interface.
Gotta admit the combined the incombinable. I mean, in early 2000s or even 1990s, if you said a Mercedes would be lit up like a Christmas Tree,
I mean, this is a very brave move, especially for Mercedes considering their conservativism.
[S]: Like a Xmas tree, right. The lighting is called ambiant because it fits perfectly the new interior design.
[S]: There is lighting in this central part you liked so much. There's lighting all over the interior including the rear doors.
[S]: And it goes around the screens to create a floating effect. As if they were detached from the central console and floating in the air.
[S]: Look! The system is showing --
Yes, there was limit 50 sign, and hre it shows me the sign on the dash. It also assists the braking, right?
[S]: As for the safety issues, there is a system controlling the distance until the car in front of you.
[S]: If the system sees the distance is reducing too rapidly and realizes the car in front of you is braking, and you are still going fast,
[S]: the system will alert you. It can alert you several ways. For one, it can show a triangle on the dash. It means the distance is reducing.
Yes, I can see it, here it is.
[S]: If this progression is maintained or the distance reduction goes even faster, you'll receive a sound alert.
[S]: In case you don't react after that, either, the system starts braking on its own.
Okay.
It wasn't just fast or comfortable. It was grans. And the sound was amazing.
I've driven a GTR, I've sdriven an Evolution. Those cars are times faster.
But here, it's not only about the velocity but also about what you feel when speeding up.
It goes fast, sounds great, and there's nothing close to fear.
How did I move here?
[S]: The system has a so-called 'Favorites' menu. It's located under the main menu.
Oh, so I pushed 'down'?
[S]: Yes, you intuitively opened it.
So I can pick the menus I want to be shown here, right?
[S]: Yes, you can pic whichever you need at hand.
Awesome.
Just up and down, right? Or I can use the scroller. I think the scroller could be better in case you need it fast.
[S]: You set the lighting pink now.
No, we'er not driving rink. I ike the blue one the best.
This really is the future. It's not just some trivial design change.
Okay, this is Comfort. If we switch to Sport, the sys kicks up the rpm.
When we switch to Sport, I understand it that --
[S]: The engine takes over the gear control.
So the steering wheel gets sharper, right?
Okay, now. What happens when we switch to Sport +?
The gear went down again. So now it's gonna be working almost on the verge of the kickback?
[S]: The system automatically turned on the Eco on/off mode.
A good one, btw.
Now it's realy tempting to kick it down.
[S]: Once you switch to Sport or Sport +, it turns to a completely different car and really starts teasing you.
Let's try and kick it up zero to 100.
Niiice!
Uphill--
We're going uphill, three men in the car.
[S]: That's it.
No more speeding?
[S]: No more speeding.
I see the G-force here, right?
[S]: Yes, it shows the overload.
Here. And on braking, it does the same.
Gotta say it really is very quiet. The previous 5er were noisy. Even the 7ers were noisy.
They all have terrible noise proofing. I have always wondered why. We crack the door open,
and there's a small piece of proofing yay by yay, stuck to the inner side of the door.
[S]: You have galvanized controllers on your steering wheel, ont he right and on the left. You hand is supposed to lay there by default. Once you push the right one --
Man, from now on, you're coming to every Mercedes review with us. Can you imagine me say 'galvanized'?
[S]: Press the right side selector.
Done.
[S]: And here you have an M5.
From your lips to God's ears! Maybe I will get an M5 one day.
I don't know if the mic's sensitive enough, I mean if you can hear it, but the engine's humming is really nice and good.
It's really nice and yet it is very quiet. Doesn't bother at all.
Let's listen.
I think it should be louder. Here's their conservativism. If you want it louder, get an AMG.
I really loved the car. Mercedes passed the message on to me but I'm struggling putting it to words.
[S]: Mercedes Benz E-class in the 213 body can be described in two words: modern luxury.
[S]: It has all you'd expect it to have. It has a lot of new to it, too. And the good part that it had before, is being improved.
[S]: 9-step automatic transmission, engine, 4-wheel drive, interiors - everything's being improved.
[S]: Exterior design, too. It has reached a completely new level.
[S]: Please, visit our dealerships for test-drives. We currently have two centers in Rostov-on-Don. One of them just opened.
Here comes the free commercial time, huh?
In fact, it all started as a dialog. I exressed my wish to try out a new E-class, and turns out, thee is some info I could pass on to my subscribers.
So I was given the car under special conditions. We didn't just take a quick ride around the city,
but I was allowed to take it our for two days. In fac, we've been shooting this for two days.
We even overspeeded. I think there was a moment we drove 111 km/h, 1 km'h over the limit. I hope Klyuch-Avto don't blame Stas for that.
Go and sign up for test-drives. I personally loved not only the car but also the treatment I got from th eSales Manager.
I asked him if any info was banned from sharing, or I was not allowed to compare it to certain makes. I was told, say what's on your mind.
And I loved Stas's passion. It's great when company employees work not only for the commission.
[S]: Note how clean the cam is. Now it hides unless you turn on the reverse gear or wish to open it on purpose.
Now let' try the automatic parking. I really want to see it.
[S]: You need to wait until the system finds a parking spot and informs you of it.
[S]: Stop.
[S]: Now I'm not gonna tell you anything.
It says P. Oh, it's where the parking spot is.
To choose, you need just to press Enter, right?
Reverse, right?
[S]: Right.
[S]: And then you just leave the pedals and the steering wheel alone and don't touch 'em.
Tbh, I'm kinda freaking out. There's a lot of very expensive cars parked there.
Oh, it's moving left!
[S]: Every time, the car develops a unique algorithm based on what it has scanned while we were pulling by.
[S]: Right noe, the objective is to park with the front ahead. The car can also park with the rear forward.
It can do nose-up parking?
Oh, it's just gonna pick a better angle to drive the rear there.
[S]: It's gonna park with the nose to the front. It's choosing a larger range.
We're gonna hit this - btw, what is this? A GLS?
[S]: This one is a GLE. The GLS is the white one.
It's a new one, too, right? No brand has this class yet, right?
[S]: An E-offroad?
No. GLS.
[S]: No, why? GLS is the former MS, and GLE is the former ME.
[S]: BMW's max is X5.
But it's not nearly as big, right?
[S]: Note that the car stopped exactly near the front curb withough bumping agaist it.
Cool.
[S]: Press 'Parking'. It's telling you to take over control.
Choose and press 'Enter'. Nothing to choose so far, so just --
[S]: Now it offers you...
Oh, front or rear. Let's do rear.
[S]: Turn on the reverse and leave it.
I really don't like doing it in this proximity of the cars the total cost of which I don't even wanna calculate.
For you to understand, we're doing it in ice slick.
What kind of engine is there?
[S]: The car is calculating the algorithm in real life with the account of all the factors.
If a person pops up, it's gonna wait or something?
[S]: It will alert you of a block
And it stops right by the curb.
[S]: Now let's try and steer out.
That button again, right?
[S]: Press it. The sys asks where to drive, to the right or to the left?
[S]: Now it offers you to take over control.
Now, to the conclusions.
The biggest disappointment after releasing the E is waiting for those S-class owners
'cuz the new E owners are gonna get all the tasty stuff.
The E-class is a rel upgrade. I hope you liked the review as much as I liked making this video. 'Cuz I loved it very much.
There goes the GLS AMG.
Thanks to Klyuch-Avto. I hope Stas puts a word in for me since we're pals now, andnext time I get to review AMG.
I've been thinking of buying an AMG when I get rich. I mean, really, just come and get it.
[S]: Well, we have been selling AMG cars but with the new dealership open we're going to develop in that directon more actively.
[S]: We'll have more opportunities and we have big plans for the current year in that respect. A lot of interesting is coming up. Can't tell you everything.
[S]: I can say, however, that for Formula 1 fans we plan to arrange for live feeds to get together and enjoy the Queen of Racing.
[S]: So we can follow the progress of Mercedes AMG Petronas F1 driven by Lewis HAmilton and Valtteri Botas who's signed a contract for season 2017.
[S]: I will be handling it all. In the video description, you can find my Instagram profile where I will be keeping you posted 'bout all the news.
[S]: And I will try and post some interesting stuff about Mercedes AMG for you.
[S]: If you liked what we've done today, we might make up a more specific video, on carsound.
We've been negotiating a video Stas suggested, about the car stereo in Mercedes cars.
I get it there is stuff to be told at the moment.
I am only considering that video at the moment. Let's make it your choice.
If you think you want a review on stock systems in various classes and complectations, like the video and leave comments.
If we do see that people are interested in that then we'll make a video.
It's just I'm not really sure many people would find it interesting.
[S]: Well, let's see what you say. Like, share.
This was LOUD SOUND. Although I think we could make a better finale. Let's go to the Teatralnaya Square.
This is Sasha with his drone. He was of great help today during our amazing review filming.
I think it was more interesting for us to shoot than for you to watch this video. Sorry for the sound quality.
This is stella. This is Rostov-on-Don. This was LOUD SOUND.
Bye, everyone! Live LOUD.
Okay, Stas. I'm putting you on speaker. Let's go. This is Sasha. Rear behind the scenes footage here.
Stas, you're here, right?
[S]: Yes.
[A]: There's wind out there.
There's wind? Gotts watch out for the wires and that truck.
[A]: The bridge is starting here, huh?
[S]: I'm taking of after this one.
[S]: How's the speed?
[A]: Perfect.
A]: Let's fly, guys.
Over the wiring.
[A]: Over the wiring. No other way to do it.
Desperate you are.
Subscribe to his channel. Look for the link in the description. It's called 'Seventy Seventh'.
The guy is amazing. I don't know anyone who would do that footage on M4 highway. But it was amazing.
Thanks to 'Klyuch-Avto' Dealership for the test-drive car.
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An easy way to edit the effect skewered sword Goblin (2017) - Duration: 4:05.
hi,friends
see you again in this simple channel
if you are an active user of social media such as Facebook, Instagram, Path and others
this week, surely you often see images like this
pictures of people stabbed by Goblin Sword
taken from the Korean drama
This is an excerpt from the film
I also don't really know, but the film is quite well known in Indonesia
So, this time my tutorial is an easy way to create effects pierced by the sword Goblin
like this
if you do not know how to create the effect pierced by the sword Goblin
follow step by step
first, you must prepare your image
second, you must download and install the application Meitu
This application downloads in Play Store
once installed directly open
click edit
select the image you want to add effects skewered sword Goblin
then click stikers
click more
download stickers sword Goblin
this
next, click stikers sword Goblin
and set in accordance with image
next, click save & share
click next
I'll edit another image
This is a image of my brother
adjust the position of the body
then, click save & share
I'll see the edits in the gallery
and this is the final result
like that this tutorial, hopefully can be useful to you
do not forget to like and subscribe to this channel
for further tips and tricks
thank you
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42. Physics | Interference | Solved Example-13 on Nature of Light and Interference | Ashish Arora - Duration: 3:07.
In this example, we're given that a soap film of thickness, point zero zero 1 1 millimeter
appears dark, when seen by reflected light of wavelength 58 hundred angstrom.
we're required to find, what is the refractive index of soap solution if it is between 1
point 2 and 1 point 5. here we know well, that in case of a thin film, having thickness
t and refractive index mu. when it is seen in the reflected light, the path difference
in the 2 lights are taken as 2 mu t minus lambda by 2, because the wave which is reflected
from the top surface, suffers a phase difference of pi, or a path difference of lambda by 2.
and the wave which is reflected from the bottom surface travels an excess path 2 mu t, which
is equivalent in air.
so here we can write path difference, in the 2 waves, constituting, the reflected light,
is, this delta we write as 2 mu t minus lambda by 2. and here we're given that it appears
dark, that means in the reflected light 2 waves are, having destructive interference,
so this path difference must be 2 n minus 1, lambda by 2, that is for destructive interference
to take place.
in this situation if we further simplify, we get 2 mu t is equal to, n lambda. and the
value of refractive index is, n lambda by, 2 t. if we substitute the values it is n multiplied
by, wavelength is 58 hundred, multiplied by 10 to power minus 10 divided by, twice of,
thickness of film is 1 point 1 into, 10 to power minus 6 meter.
so in this situation we can write it as, 1 point 1, multiplied by 10 to power minus 6
meter.
so on simplifying this value, here we get the value of mu is equal to, zero point 2
6 3 n, where the value of n is equal to, 1, 2, 3 and so on integers. and in this situation
we're given that, mu is less than 1 point 5, and it is more than 1 point 2. then in
this situation we can use, for n is equal to 5 if we calculate the value, mu we get
as, 1 point 3 1 8, that'll be the answer to this problem.
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42. Physics | Interference | Solved Example-13 on Nature of Light and Interference |Ashish Arora(GA) - Duration: 3:07.
In this example, we're given that a soap film of thickness, point zero zero 1 1 millimeter
appears dark, when seen by reflected light of wavelength 58 hundred angstrom.
we're required to find, what is the refractive index of soap solution if it is between 1
point 2 and 1 point 5. here we know well, that in case of a thin film, having thickness
t and refractive index mu. when it is seen in the reflected light, the path difference
in the 2 lights are taken as 2 mu t minus lambda by 2, because the wave which is reflected
from the top surface, suffers a phase difference of pi, or a path difference of lambda by 2.
and the wave which is reflected from the bottom surface travels an excess path 2 mu t, which
is equivalent in air.
so here we can write path difference, in the 2 waves, constituting, the reflected light,
is, this delta we write as 2 mu t minus lambda by 2. and here we're given that it appears
dark, that means in the reflected light 2 waves are, having destructive interference,
so this path difference must be 2 n minus 1, lambda by 2, that is for destructive interference
to take place.
in this situation if we further simplify, we get 2 mu t is equal to, n lambda. and the
value of refractive index is, n lambda by, 2 t. if we substitute the values it is n multiplied
by, wavelength is 58 hundred, multiplied by 10 to power minus 10 divided by, twice of,
thickness of film is 1 point 1 into, 10 to power minus 6 meter.
so in this situation we can write it as, 1 point 1, multiplied by 10 to power minus 6
meter.
so on simplifying this value, here we get the value of mu is equal to, zero point 2
6 3 n, where the value of n is equal to, 1, 2, 3 and so on integers. and in this situation
we're given that, mu is less than 1 point 5, and it is more than 1 point 2. then in
this situation we can use, for n is equal to 5 if we calculate the value, mu we get
as, 1 point 3 1 8, that'll be the answer to this problem.
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O Próximo Samba | Trailer 01 - Documentário (The Next Samba) - Duration: 3:18.
I believe that Carnaval, not only in Rio
but especially Rio's
because of its magnitude,
it's the closest we can get of realising a dreams.
The Mangueira Community great passion is samba,
Carnival is a passion
It's like a soccer fanatic,
a Flamengo fanatic,
we're fanatic for Mangueira!
The people should know more
about Carnival's day-to-day work.
Some people think Carnival is made a week before the parade
they don't know what we go through and how everything here is done.
People ask me: "Squel, what do you do for a living?"
And I answer: "I'm a Flag Bearer in Carnival."
Some people question me
how could this be my job.
We're renewing the School,
everybody is with a lot of willpower
to make a great Carnival, and I'm sure we will.
Mangueira invited me to be honored for the 50 years of my career
I thought: "Unbelievable, It's destiny!"
My passion for Mangueira and the invitation.
Carnival is about the popular artist
someone from the community.
The one who couldn't study music but is ingenious with a tambourine,
the Drum Section Maestro who never saw sheet music
but is able to lead almost 300 people to sound like one voice
it's wonderful at the Sambadrome.
We can't lose this!
We're Mangueira!
We give our blood for this!
It's today!
There's no discrimination of who is who
all are equal with Green and Pink blood
we're all Mangueira!
I give more credit is to the cast
and I'm sure I have the best cast.
My cast is more than the Mangueira Community,
this crowd is spread all over the country!
You sleep Mangueira, you wake Mangueira,
you breath Mangueira, you eat Mangueira.
Mangueira is our life, our well-being.
Carnival is the Mangueira fan's treasure,
It is the result of all the hard work they had.
They go there to say: "I am happy to be Mangueira"
"I belong to a nation that has it all."
It's a pleasure to be Mangueira, it's an honour.
The Next Samba
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WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble
WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble. The 2017 Royal Rumble is just a few weeks away, with the pay-per-view taking place on January 29th in San Antonio, Texas. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble The event will feature a match between Kevin Owens and Roman Reigns for the WWE Universal Championship. This week on Raw, Roman Reigns lost the United States Championship in a match against Chris Jericho, which suggests that Roman might win the Universal Championship at Royal Rumble. Also taking place at the pay-per-view will be a Women's Championship match between Charlotte and Bayley, as well as a World Championship match between AJ Styles and John Cena. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble But the main draw, of course, is the 30-man elimination match from which the event gets its name. Over the past few weeks, WWE superstars have slowly been announcing that they will compete in the Royal Rumble match. So far, we know of 13 people who will be competing in the match, and we'll likely be getting more names on next week's episodes of Raw and SmackDown. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble Here's a look at everyone who is currently scheduled to compete in 2017's Royal Rumble match: WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble The first WWE superstar to join the Royal Rumble match was Bill Goldberg; he was announced as a participant on November 21st. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble This comes after Goldberg's return at Survivor Series, during which he absolutely humiliated Brock Lesnar by defeating his opponent in just 86 seconds. Originally, the idea was that this would be Goldberg's final match, but on November 21st's episode of Monday Night Raw, Goldberg revealed that he had changed his mind. He said that he was approached by Stephanie McMahon, who asked if he had one last title run in him, and he decided that he does. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble Goldberg's plan, then, is to win the Royal Rumble and then immediately set his sights on Kevin Owens or Roman Reigns, depending on which one of them wins the Universal Championship match that night. Goldberg would then begin the final title run of his WWE career. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble Goldberg won't be winning the Royal Rumble if Brock Lesnar has anything to say about it. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble On November 28th's episode of Monday Night Raw, Paul Heyman revealed that Brock Lesnar would be entering the Royal Rumble match. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble For Lesnar, it seems that the primary goal will be to get revenge on Bill Goldberg rather than to actually win the Royal Rumble, although that would be a nice bonus. Lesnar himself has not appeared on WWE programming since Survivor Series, and Heyman only showed his face in a pre-taped interview, but he looked completely devastated and is clearly invested in ensuring that Lesnar takes down Goldberg this time around. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble Brock Lesnar previously won the 2003 Royal Rumble. For a few weeks, Goldberg and Lesnar were the only two superstars to be announced for the Royal Rumble. But on January 2nd, The New Day announced that they will be joining the match. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble Like Brock Lesnar, Big E, Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods have something to prove heading into this year's Royal Rumble. After all, they recently lost their Tag Team Championship title to Cesaro and Sheamus, ending their run at 483 days. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble On the first Monday Night Raw of 2017, the tag team said they have a lot of New Year's resolutions and plan to work their way back to the top. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble Recently, The New Day's storyline has involved fending off Titus O'Neil, who has been desperately trying to join the group. Next up for the Royal Rumble is Chris Jericho, whose participation in the event was announced on January 2nd. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble When Jericho revealed these plans on Monday Night Raw, Kevin Owens immediately freaked out, asking what would happen if Jericho actually wins and then has to face Kevin Owens for the Universal Championship at WrestleMania. Jericho responded by saying that if they end up in a match against one another, it won't matter who wins because they're best friends. Owens did not seem quite as convinced. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble Jericho recently scored a major victory on Monday Night Raw, defeating Roman Reigns on January 9th and becoming the United States Champion. WWE 29 Jaunary 2017 Royal Rumble Match Card - WWE Royal Rumble
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Hwayobi - You Wouldn't Know | 화요비 - 당신은 모르실 거야 [Immortal Songs 2 / 2017.01.28] - Duration: 4:43.
("You Wouldn't Know" by Hwayobi)
♪ You wouldn't know ♪
♪ How much I loved you ♪
♪ When many years pass ♪
♪ You'll finally regret it then ♪
♪ When you feel down ♪
♪ And feel sorry for yourself ♪
♪ Say my name ♪
♪ And I'll be there by your side ♪
♪ With hot tears ♪
♪ Welling up in my eyes and falling ♪
♪ I'll wipe away ♪
♪ The aching in your heart ♪
♪ You wouldn't know ♪
♪ How much I've longed for you ♪
♪ Turn around and look at me ♪
♪ My broken heart, my hot tears ♪
♪ My meager love, please realize ♪
♪ With hot tears ♪
♪ Welling up in my eyes and falling ♪
♪ I'll wipe away ♪
♪ The aching in your heart ♪
♪ With hot tears ♪
♪ With hot tears ♪
♪ Welling up in my eyes and falling ♪
♪ I'll wipe away ♪
♪ The aching in your heart ♪
♪ You wouldn't know ♪
♪ You wouldn't know ♪
("You Wouldn't Know" by Hwayobi)
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[GOBLIN OST PART. 6] [Eng Sub] Sam Kim - Who Are You FMV - Duration: 4:16.
where I am who I am
This loneliness feels like a prison
Many have passed by
This place is where everyone just walked past me where I am
who are you who are you
I can't hide this happiness
I flipped the world to find you
You who came into my dreams Where are you
I will find you I will recognize you
Despite where you are Despite who you are
I will recognize you
I will remember I will look at you
Even when you are not here Even when many sunsets pass by
I won't forget you
I will cherish everything from your words to your expressions
The gloomy sky the silent clouds
I wonder why I am afraid of everything
The time I spend with you is slowing down I hold your hand to stop it from parting away
I beg for life
I will find you I will recognize you
Despite where you are Despite who you are
I will recognize you
I will remember I will look at you
Even when you are not here Even when many sunsets pass by
I won't forget you
When I hold you tight like this
I keep forgetting about everything
The place I have to return to
I will find you I will recognize you
Despite where you are Despite who you are
I will recognize you
I will remember I will look at you
Even when you are not here Even when many sunsets pass by
I won't forget you
I will cherish everything from your words to your expressions
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Law of Attraction - Our Attitude Is Everything (Psychology) - Duration: 22:14.
Live Today With Passion - 14 Dalai Lama: "Do you believe that your time on here on
earth has been a success suffice
well there's also relative some field i
can summon tell and some feed failure to
be able to say I don't all human life
like that some part failure somebody
achieve that it is wrong to pickable
wanting then say oh vs. is wrong and a
bigger wanting of failure that also
wrong
consol energy
trying to enjoy yourself is in the now
in the moment of whatever it is that you
are trying to change whether your home
walking the dog cleaning the garage
taking care of the kids or you're trying
to get to that next level it is your
right to enjoy yourself and now you're
probably looking at me and you're all
thinking some of you might be saying you
know what does that make sense
ok make a choice enjoy myself but how to
get to enjoy yourself when you are
trying everything you're implementing
all the tools and all the information
you got but it's just not working i'm
seeing other people passing by
how'd you get to enjoy yourself Steve
when some of the people having really
intense problems at home some people
don't do the book having financial
difficulties
maybe there's an illness in the family
you can be Steve how you are supposed to
enjoy yourself and all these things that
happen to you in your life drugs
that i'll be selling product in the back
of the room later on
all good questions because they get
these questions all the time when i get
my half-day seminar gonna give my
workshop I always get those questions
here is how you can assure yourself to
enjoy yourself during a process of
whatever it is you're trying to treat I
want you to get this because it starts
as soon as you open up your eyes in the
morning or whenever it is that you start
today as soon as you open up your eyes
to greet the day you enter into
consciousness it is at that moment that
your creativity is at its most powerful
right there and then you have an
opportunity to steer your thoughts and
your emotions in the direction that you
want them to go not in the direction
that they're telling you to go in other
words you can literally choose to see
the day or you can let the Dacey's you
that's a choice I think you can all
agree that too many people too many
people today soon as they open up their
eyes the first thing that they focus on
is all the grueling stuff they had to go
through the day before all the stuff
that didn't get accomplished all the
stuff that didn't get done the Irate
people that they had to deal with and
then they start thinking about all the
stuff that has to be done on the coming
day they have to get up not only gonna
have to get themselves fighting prepared
they have to get the kids ready to get
the school that has the day off to get
us to do what they have to do and they
can't even understand the day just
started they didn't even start to
achieve their goals and their energy
level is down here with what you're
trying to do with what you are all
trying to accomplish man your energy
level better be cranked it has to be up
here so what I want you to do as soon as
you open up your eyes to start today's
to immediately start focusing on
something or someone that you are
totally grateful for in your life
I don't care what it is or who it is but
I want you to feel it with your heart
and soul your only goal as soon as you
open up your eyes is to be to make
yourself feel good and to give yourself
enough confidence to get through the day
don't worry about what needs to be done
think about who you have to be in order
to get it done
and you do this by focusing on all the
things that you're grateful for focus on
what's working in your life rather than
fixating what is it working
maybe you're grateful for the person
that lying next to you may be thinking
of your children
maybe it's a dog line on the side of
your bed may be listening to the birds
outside your window it's the wonderful
house you live in
maybe it's the wonderful organization
that you belong to it doesn't matter
what it is you just feel it with your
heart and soul you build from there and
you keep going
why do I want you to do this because
gratitude of the most powerful
connection you have to your higher self
you always always want to start your day
connected to the tire yourself and when
you do when you do life becomes easier
you don't take things personally when
you're confronted with a challenge you
just look at it for what it's worth it's
a challenge everybody's confronted with
colleges and you know that there's
something within you that can need
another comment and move forward as a
result of it and the next thing you know
what you do soon as you have this
attitude of gratitude going for you tell
yourself you're going to enjoy the day
they thought you know what I'm going to
enjoy the day
this is gonna be a good day visualize
how you want your life to go visualize
yourself having fun with your fellow
workers the people you're working for
who are working for you
doesn't matter this visualize yourself
achieving the goal and always always
find the laughter within you and around
you every day of your life and actually
start in the morning before you leave
the house if you were all around you
we get so caught up and I thought
process of what needs to be done we let
all the funny stuff analyzes psy how
many married people about their raise
your hand how many married people all
the humor there
oh there's humor there as a matter of
fact it's essential
I always said a sense of humor is
probably the number one number one thing
that can keep a couple together humor
that sense of humor but if you read /
magazine and if you because Napolitan
they'll tell you the key to a healthy
relationship is to understand your
partner
oh really sure you'll never be able to
understand your partner's the only thing
you need to understand that you will
never be able to understand your partner
it's impossible you're letting your mind
trying to do it takes
I've been married to my wife for 25
years to this date I can't understand
why I have to get in trouble for dreams
that she has guys noticed or try to wake
up in the morning good morning don't you
good morning me what happened while I
just had a dream that you had an affair
with another woman and really guys
your response should never be really
what you look like I just want to know
if the same dream I've been having to me
a favor go to sweet get an email address
let me know
humor is everywhere i take this stuff
with me when I'm on the road I think
about these things that my wife and I do
it just gives me such a great feeling
and if you're married you know you're
going to argue and the arguments are
usually funny I mean really funny
because you never know what's going on i
had an argument with my wife about a
month ago and a friend called me up and
i said i can't talk about having an
argument yours
what about it I don't know she didn't
tell me and they never tell you why
don't women why don't you tell us what
it is and you know something jungle
because we're going out we're ready to
go to dinner or in the car i look at
everything for you look great to go put
and I knew it right there wasn't even a
word with the way I say something don't
know nothing nothing there's nothing
wrong with green like going free like
you got you sure that's nothing nothing
so you let it go 20 seconds left on all
of a sudden here
you really don't care do you what does
it come from and I like I said of course
I care that's why I asked you I asked
you what is wrong and then she said
something that is totally illogical
well if you don't know I'm not gonna
tell you
well if you don't tell me I'm not gonna
know what am I the amazing pressing guys
what do we do the dumbest thing in the
world we start guessing what it might
think
don't do that because then you're
telling her stuff that she didn't even
know about all based on choices people i
know what stress is applied 300,000
miles a year sometimes I'm going four
cities and six days I can't even explain
what I went through last week
it's amazing sometimes I have have a
half day seminar to give and i'll be
honest with honestly sometimes my body
is dragging but the thing that chooses
me more than anything else
the thing that gives me more positive
energy more than anything else it's not
Kathy it's not alcohol
it's not drugs i mean i do those things
but it's none of those things getting
the thing that uses me as when i turn my
humor being loose in a public setting
I look that's what I'm noticeable with
my friends sometimes they just don't
want to be near me when I let those and
the thing that correction but they do
this or the people that don't get it
that's what cracks me up
I'm and hotels my entire life I've
always having fun with the hotel staff
they never get it at the ritz-carlton
allow back housekeeping not to my
daughter mr. Rizzo can I turn down your
bed I opened up the door and said why is
it too loud
she didn't get it usually take a look at
the face no I'm all he's weird i'm not
going back in there I'll tell you that
right now so I got back to my room to
get to which call and I notice that they
did turn down my bed you know it turned
out services right folks that's our
housekeeping comes into your room but
you're not there and we arrange
everything so that when you go back in
you have no idea or anything else think
I cracking up more than anything
turndown service does anyone know what
it is the piece of chocolate they put on
your pillow was supposed to consume them
it's a nightcap nightcap are you kidding
me
chocolate is going to help you sleep it
has the complete opposite effect
the comedian me thinking of the
absurdity of if I die of the front desk
next morning today I want to thank you
very much for that chocolate really
sleep last night when you're very
welcome pictures or anything else we
could do view forget was wondering maybe
tonight you could put a vile a crack in
a pot of coffee on my tail off
no seriously I think I don't we sleep
here laughing you want to know what he
said oh I don't think we can do it act
how do you not get that
not just the traveling that gets me too
it's the security measures you got to go
through all the time now you know you
gotta go through security of the time at
all the stuff and take this off and put
that down and check this how you got to
be kidding me
but the thing that I do the beat that is
I'm an observer i watch people i love
watching people not too long ago was at
the airport looking at this kid
fourteen-year-old kid folks want to say
something I don't like to judge people i
really wasn't judgment I couldn't help
but notice that kid had so much metal on
his face so many pins hook earrings
rings and I'm going how is he going to
get through security like this but it
looks like he fell in a tackle box
okay that's a little difficult to do you
look like fishing lure looks like he
would have caught a Marlin your opinions
and wouldn't you know it would you know
it away sit next to on the plane but
this working you're okay and he's
wearing a t-shirt like sucks and then
you die very optimistic and i was very
surprised because we have a conversation
and this kid we're talking about
politics this kid know what he was
talking about and I was impressed but
they couldn't help myself again again
the comedian legals rapid goes crazy as
I'm talking to him about the serious
conversation I couldn't help but notice
for my kitty wanted I kept looking at
him and I counted he had 10 rains on one
brow 10 grains and all I keep thinking
of was shower curtain that's what I
can't think enough so this look like
right like 20 like some kind of
modern-day pirate with a little flap iri
Schumer everywhere
how many pet lovers we have pets out
there people of your pets i know i have
three labs my wife the dog trainer three
labs a cat before exotic birds know how
many cat lovers out there
see I think I love cats are the coolest
animals on a creature of the planet you
know why because every cat on the planet
watch them you start your day open a
great work
cat I don't care where they live have a
New York attitude watch the way they
walk they destroyed he is gone already
I'm curious if cats could talk they'd go
meow meow but being me out
hey I'm walking here they always have
that added to have you blown dogs are
the complete opposite i love my lab but
they are the most neurotic animals on
the face of the planet
dogs always have that stupid guilty look
on their face even if they didn't do it
you know you come home and you know who
made this match well got it had 78 I'm
so sorry i was walking it came out
apparently I'm not well in the cats
hanging out in the living room going
what a moron
James what is your problem i didn't you
take supply and I have exotic birds i
love my bros i have an African great
do yourself a favor tonight tomorrow
whenever you want to go online look up
African great it will tell you it is the
smartest animal on the planet beats out
chimpanzees now dogs and dolphins we win
this burger was a baby
it has an incredible vocabulary it will
talk like me to get my wife attention it
will talk like my wife to get my
attention
just the other day she was on her perch
in the kitchen she want to get off to go
for walkies working in the kitchen one
of the dogs are in the way to the valley
like that now to talk to you about it
and as the dog is walking away the birds
looking at them going boy blue eyes
I'm not making this up
it has a sense of humor it sits on its
perch in the kitchen and seconds to all
three dog Molly getty lady it is ready
and the dogs are running on a house of
the food and they look at the bird the
bird looking at about uh up
these are the things I take with me
these are the things that can put you in
a great mood
that's how you get through the day I
remember this stuff and when I'm on the
road
another thing that put you in a great
mood every day do something nice for
somebody do something nice for somebody
there's nothing I can dance you back to
enjoy the day than that if you're
walking through town for example and you
see a parking someone someone someone
windshield just walk over to it rip that
sucker up and rode away
why should have person has to pay for
that and you'll feel so much better
all these things that I am Telling You
is giving you a different thought
process a different focus to look at
life from a different perspective
scientists are all in agreement today
that our lives move in the direction of
our most dominant thoughts and what we
focus on day in and day out not only to
our lives move in the direction of what
we focus on what we think about putting
everything that was thinking about
focusing on moving closer to us in other
words people the more you focus on your
lack the more of that you're going to
get back i was in new york city i had a
rental car they kept breaking down with
98 degrees the air conditioning isn't
working sweat pouring down my face in
the world biggest traffic jam and it
seemed like every New Yorker and the
planet is beeping their horns and
cursing at me that's not a very secure
feeling the car kept breaking down and
i'm already i have a late for a very
important audition now I'm feeling this
snow ball of negativity building up and
I'm like oh man what else could possibly
happen
don't ever ask that question
this because if you do the universal
answer you okay i'll show you already
did and i drive up to the toll booth and
I want to pay the guy and i realized i
left my money home
I don't know what possessed me i just
looked at the gyno today i'll have a
couple of verbiage do fries and get
something for yourself there Sparky no i
didn't know this but this guy was new in
this country and he didn't understand
American humor
the poor guy looked at me and he said
I'm very sorry but we do not have to do
it within you but again it could hold up
traffic and all of a sudden I know that
she's starting to laugh now so my butt
all the car he finally gets the job
we're both dying but all the cars in
back knee beeping the horn don't make a
lot more but we gotta get going I swear
to you my new friend friends in the
Tollbooth sticks his head out motions to
all of the other cars and said I'm very
sorry but we ran out of food try the
next booth by then we were hysterical we
were high-fiving each other we became
best friends in 30 seconds you want to
know the cool thing was able t let me go
without paying
what a great guy he looking to listen to
me my friend digital is on me
you have to understand i am brand new in
this country and this is only my second
day on the job
believe me when I tell you I really
needed to laugh today and I looked at
him and I said show did I now here's the
point very important point i drove away
from that Tollbooth in a totally
different state of mind totally
different state of mind as a result i
was able to plant positive thoughts on
my head constructive ways on how I can
deal with this very important audition
that I have coming up and guess what i
had a great audition
good thing i did like the most important
break in my comedy career that's how i
got my first TV special my Showtime
special and that special paved the way
for every other special that I've ever
gotten
here's the question what do you think
what happened if I would have gone into
that audition in the move that I was in
before the total of Internet haven't had
a chance to move that i was in i tried
everything in my power to turn the
situation around everything because i
read all those votes from positive
thinking and positive affirmations and I
realized something very important that
date sometimes your brain isn't such an
overwhelming negative state that this
isn't going to buy the fact that
everything is okay
soon after that was ripped off i wanted
to take the books back because there was
a new york city 98 degrees air
conditioning is working sweat pouring
down my face because breaking down New
Yorkers the cursing at me I'm late for
this audition and now I'm behind the
wheel of my car reciting these
affirmations my life is going just the
way i want i am in total control of the
situation i am the radiating center of
Love & P just saying someone beat the
horn and I'm like pick a number pal in
order to realize and I realize this
years later it's only when i started
laughing was able to think positive
why is that why is that only when i
started laughing I'll tell you why
here's the psychological reason behind
it because people when you start
laughing at the negative intense
stressful overwhelming situation like
that your brain is no longer focusing on
that negative situation your brain could
only focus on one thing at a time right
now your brain is laughing at something
ridiculous that you'd stayed any of your
brain did go back to that negative
situation which it will do eventually
but guess what
it won't be as overwhelming as it was
before because you've calmed your
nervous system down to the point where
you can control the situation instead of
having that situation control you you
just gotta understand that some people
refuse to acknowledge that they have a
human being
there we better be quiet cameras going
to get him away from me some people
refuse to acknowledge that they have a
human bean state troopers refused to
acknowledge that they have a human bean
is a list of things you should never
ever say that with a trooper and I see
your license and registration plates
sure you want to hold my beer didn't you
see that stop time
yeah sorry didn't see you hiding behind
it are you drinking auto you buy him
well I it looks like I'm gonna have to
give you a ticket for speeding well
could you make it quick because it's
pretty apparent I'm in a hurry last
thing you never say to a state trooper
how come you didn't stop when I was
changing it well a couple years ago my
wife ran away with the state trooper and
I thought you were trying to return
give yourselves a big round of applause
again thanks for the energy thanks for
the energy how much better do you feel
right now that you're laughing how much
better you feel that you're laughing
that's my point that's my point
what a great group you know what I
always wanted to do and I haven't done
this yet but I promise you I will do
this sunday just take a lot of nerve i
always wanted to get pulled over by a
cop roll down the window and go you're
not going to check the trunk or yes
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Paris | Touch | No More Sad Songs | The Chainsmokers & Little Mix (Mashup Cover) by KadiMusic - Duration: 4:46.
ooohhh
we were staying in Paris
to get away from your parents
and I thought wow if I could take this in a shot right now
i don't think that we could work this out
out on the terrace
i don't know if it's fair but I thought how
could I let you fall by yourself
while I'm wasted with someone else
but for tonight, I'm going to get my mind off it
don't care that someone's got his hands all over my body
stay out all night
go go where the music's loud
So I don't have to think about it
I'm begging please
just a touch of your love is enough To knock me off of my feet all week
just a touch of your lo-ove
just a touch of your lo-ove
we were staying in Paris
to get away from your parents
you look so proud standing there with the frown and the cigarette
posting pictures of yourself on the internet
out on the terrace
we breathe in the air of this small town
on our own cutting class for the thrill of it
getting drunk on the past we were living in
but for tonight, I'm going to get my mind off it
don't care that someone's got his hands all over my body
stay out all night, go go where the music is loud
so I don't have to think about it
I'm beggin please
just a touch of your love is enough To get me off of my feet all week
just a touch of your lo-ove
just a touch of your lo-ove
just a touch of your love is enough To get me off of my feet all week
just a touch of your lo-ove
just a touch of your lo-ove
oooo hoooo
if we go down then we go down together
they'll say you could do anything
they'll say that I was clever
If we go down then we go down together
we'll get away with everything
let's show them we are better
lets show them we are show them we are show them we are *just a touch of your love is enough to knock me of my feet all week*
lets show them we are show them we are lets show them we are better *just a touch of your love just a touch of your love*
lets show them we are show them we are show them we are *just a touch of your love is enough to take control of my whole body*
lets show them we are show them we are lets show them we are better *just a touch of your love just a touch of your love*
lets show them we are show them we are show them we are *just a touch of your love is enough to knock me of my feet all week*
lets show them we are show them we are lets show them we are better *just a touch of your love just a touch of your love*
lets show them we are show them we are show them we are *just a touch of your love is enough to take control of my whole body*
lets show them we are show them we are lets show them we are better *just a touch of your love just a touch of your love*
lets show them we are show them we are show them we are *just a touch of your love is enough to knock me of my feet all week*
lets show them we are show them we are lets show them we are better *just a touch of your love just a touch of your love*
lets show them we are show them we are show them we are *just a touch of your love is enough to take control of my whole body*
lets show them we are show them we are lets show them we are better *just a touch of your love just a touch of your love*
let's show them we are let's show them we are
let's show them we are better
let's show them we are better
hey guys
so that was a cover of
The Chainssmokers 'Paris'
but also with
Little Mix 'Touch'
and
'No more sad songs'
so it was kind of a mashup
and its the first time i've ever done something like this
it was kinda..it was really fun
i really enjoyed it
if you would like to see more videos like this
then let me know down in the comments below
because i had good time doing it
and it was something different so you know
if you enjoyed it feel free to give it a like
it really does go a long way
um
comment down below if you have any other suggestions
and let me know what your favourite part of the video was
um
that'll be great and do not forget to SUBSCRIBE and turn on my post notifications
otherwise you will not be notified of when my video's goes up
and that's really sad caus i know you wanna see my face every week
*laughs*
so yeah um
don't forget to do those two things
and i will see you next week in my next video
bye
i am not afraid anymore
standing in the eye of the storm
ready to face this dying to taste this
sick sweet warmth
i am not afraid
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Viewtiful Joe- Nostalgia Trip - Duration: 1:13.
beautiful gel now what I remember about
the game is a bit haven but not to hate
if that makes sense but this is the
gamecube games that I found very
enjoyable and I place often and what I
remember some extremely weird visual
however the gameplay was phenomenal
bakula with tons of combos you can pull
off about the only thing I remember
doing this game it was a very fun
experience because of that I can't tell
you how much i love the combat in this
game the controls in combat with fluid
every which is about the only thing that
really kept me playing the games which
isn't a bad thing
all-in-all beautiful job was simple but
fine game mindlessly kick some booty
simplicity can be excellent if done
right
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lennonin loistoajatus - Duration: 0:13.
I've got a great idea
Yes?
You and I should start dating
I'm going to start dating you, I've decided
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Attention Seeking - Duration: 3:52.
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[TRAILER] FutureTale AU by KasugaBee - Duration: 2:15.
Toriel: Who's there?
Toriel: I'll take care of you child! Come with me!
Flowey: Another one.
Papyrus: I CAN'T MISS THE CHANCE...
Papyrus: HUMAN! GIVE UP!
Monster kid: It was she!
Monster kid: Undyne the coolest!
Monster kid: There is no one who would be able to resist her!
Sans: you need a laboratory.
Sans: be ready for surprises kid.
Chara: These are just memories ...
Mettaton: We will have an excellent show!
Mettaton: Be ready beauty!
Undyne: The king fell into despair.
Undyne: I'd like to help him...
Alphys: Poor royal family ...
Sans: you reached here.
Sans: what a serious face ...
Asriel and Chara: Our memories ...
Maffet: My dream is to go to the castle! They say that everything is made of gold!
Asgore: ...?
Asgore: Finally, it's time.
Asgore: Are you ready ... child?
Gaster: The world of monsters will not give you mercy.
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Japanese Try French Food Part 2 (Provence) - Duration: 15:37.
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【東方風神録】 Iro wa Nioedo Chirinuru wo 「幽閉少女アクティブNEETs」【Vietsub/Engsub】 - Duration: 3:40.
Though now you may experience such fragrant color,
Alas, one day this moment will have since dispersed
I could never forgive myself wandering, not appreciating every second…
English translated by Kafka-Fuura
"Though One May Experience Such Fragrant Color, Alas For When This Moment Will Have Since Dispersed"
Once a flower proudly blossoming in full
Told me, that simply living life cannot
Distance itself from sin. While I still could not say,
These emotions I embraced, simply set my heart to dance
Though now you may experience such fragrant color,
Alas, one day this moment will have since dispersed
I had no time to hesitate, but I shrank away
With a dependent frailty and unspoilt weakness
This nightmare gently played with my heart
You, who have known weakness now
Forgave me and my longing for my other, which
Blossomed instead into courage. The beauty in each moment,
Now I know, but perhaps I found it far too late…
Though now you may experience such fragrant color,
Alas, one day this moment will have since dispersed
I wish I could devote myself fully to you, like a child
But I can not forgive your kindness; your will to love all things
Is unmeasurable, a selfish love.
Though now you may experience such fragrant color,
Alas, one day this moment will have since dispersed
Into my short memories overflow powerful emotions
O withering life, be strong, be transient
As the time of that mercilessly cruel kindness…
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平底鞋穿搭必要規則#5|12個迅速提升時尚感的穿搭教學 - Duration: 1:57.
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Star Citizen 2.6.0 - Star Marine FPS Module! Nuovo Simulatore Spaziale! - Gameplay ITA / Let's Play - Duration: 7:58.
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WOW! FIRE ANTS BUILD GIANT ANT HILLS in a BIN! - Duration: 14:11.
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Est-ce Que Le Coran Est Le Mot De Dieu?-Discours Complet Par Zakir Naik - Duration: 1:40:52.
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Car Insurance or Vehicle Insurance Vs Car Games for Children TRAIN TOWER VIDEO LEARN COLORS FOR KIDS - Duration: 10:52.
Car Insurance
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"Can't help falling in love with you" by Elvis Presley [COVER] - Duration: 1:16.
Wise men say Only fools rush in
But I can't help falling in love with you Shall I stay?
Would it be a sin If I can't help falling in love with you?
Like a river flows Surely to the sea
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